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the gyro can experience yes okay flying dildos here we go so I called Joe this is what you said you go we were just talking about this you're like yeah you've got so many crazy stories that have happened to you and and and and but I never think that I think there's things in my life I think it's my ability the way I see something happen it's different than a way everyone else sees it happen you know I see the the little thing that registers in me I go oh that's my thing you know and it lights up for me where my wife just glazes over it and it's come to light in this podcast more than anything the Machine I mean the way I've told that story to [ __ ] a million people but then when I told you something lit up no and oh that is a good story right the [ __ ] fighting a bear the [ __ ] everything I'm getting mauled by a bull Tracy Morgan everything's lights up so then I'm talking on the phone today I caught you you could yeah and you go I said I'm on the phone with Dell American Airlines trying to get upgraded you're like where you going I said Amsterdam he said I've never been there I said oh what have you do if you ever go there don't go see flying dildos true story right so so I'm [ __ ] like 22 I'm and I'm a native Amsterdam where with like five friends and there and of course we do the rounds in Amsterdam and get [ __ ] lit up Heineken factory head jobs I think even maybe mushrooms we walk by this live sex show and it says on the Billboard guy on girl girl on girl oral sex this this this and then the last one is flying dildos come see flying dildos and so Mike [ __ ] I tell everyone we're seeing flying dildos I want see [ __ ] flying built is that to me is a showstopper that is something that I will buy tickets for everyone for it so I buy us all tickets we go to see a live sex show I've ever seen one no it's basically like like half a boxing ring so it's like you walk in and there's stadium seating and then half a boxing ring where they just without the ropes and they just everything happens right there they just [ __ ] they just [ __ ] oh and they're dudes beating off in the audience oh you'd like to wear lipstick no dudes are beating off in the audience no it's a kite is kind of creepy now that you say there cuz I don't know what we were supposed to do
but there was like 20 people in there but we said Megan I guess maybe you should have been what we didn't then we ruined it for everyone um so we sit down they're like in the they come out and they're like the first is girl-on-girl this is just like you to get born right so right – girls come out and they're like like they go to eat and ice and the two girls come out I start going flying dildos fly do pose and they're like no we're not playing dildos I go oh no I'll do any guys are like whoo I want to see flying dildos too so they do their thing they leave a girl comes out by herself masturbation and I go flying Delos she goes no I'm not flying Diller's I [ __ ] everyone that came to the stage I just yelled flying dildos how many people came to the stage is like 9 X 9 X cos beat how about how long is each one doing I'm fine it's a bug masturbating and then each other out and blowing a dude and then the girl that's like the headliner right like and we get to the guy [ __ ] the girl and I'm like you better be [ __ ] flying dildos and the guys like we're not flying do blows okay stop with the [ __ ] playing dildos and I'm like while they're [ __ ] yeah but now we got 20 dudes and they're all on my team lady comes out with a doctor's a little brief cake you know that doctors think bag yeah and just walks on one stage I go you better be [ __ ] fine dildos because ladies and gentlemen I am flying billows I'm going to need and I'm going to need someone from the audience and everyone's like so like [ __ ] I am definitely going up there of course she did so I get up I'm hanging up there and everyone's cheering fine do those [ __ ] dildos I got my hands up she goes ok ok hands behind back and I put my hands my Mac and she handcuffs me and everyone's like fly don't like everyone's won't [ __ ] nuts she drops my pants cuts my shirts with a scissors throws me on the back puts a dildo in my mouth and just [ __ ] it and then stands up to us that was flying build OHS and she leaves me with a dildo in my mouth naked pictures for like I had handcuffs on a good [ __ ] move I'm just like somebody help me get the devil out of my mouth it was a [ __ ]
nightmare so we've have a photo of this in ninety days right after the Russian mob thing so this is there's no digital cameras so it's real my I can tell you if you want somewhere out someone out there has in a dusty shoebox Jake whose mom although they brought back caller that's that photo you went to the ticket still healthy brain pj guzman oh um has has that picture I guarantee it's I know he's listening one of my buddies that was on it with us he had one of those disposable cameras and came right up there like right up to the stage and just snap snap CJ if you're out there find me on Twitter homing what if it was PJ stands buried all the time it'll make it worth your while PJ for the comedy show the best PJ face I've ever seen them up what did you give him before the show so I have no idea I have no idea he's extra silly today [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] no it is already what the [ __ ] on