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the jurgen experience i mean i grew up loving woody allen and and that's a tough as a jew from new york that's a tough one to swallow right there it is now try re-watching manhattan and if you're comfortable watching it you're probably a pedophile you know i don't remember manhattan it's incredible but it's [ __ ] weird what year was that it's in the 70s it's uh black and white it my friend ron on hershberg has a great line about that movie where he said it's basically a romantic comedy for pedophiles because the end of the the end of the movie is not like i [ __ ] up by dating a high school girl it's that he's sad that it didn't work out really yeah i might not have ever mariel hemingway oh you know what i i definitely didn't see it it's uh i mean it's so she's in high school she's a you get this she's 18 at dalton which is where jeffrey epstein taught and uh this is the 70s that's when he taught there alan and epstein are but this is my i mean it's a little weird right yeah i mean here's the [ __ ] up part though the opening is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in a movie it's just his like love letter to new york it's gorgeous and i i grew up like worshiping woody allen he's done some weird [ __ ] he definitely has yeah i mean there's no doubt about it he married his stepdaughter i mean that enough that that alone is not good yeah no i mean that's crazy and then there's allegations from the other uh kids yeah were they coach were they not i don't know the one kid yeah right yeah i don't know but it's enough to go it's enough to be blamed yeah it really bummed yeah yeah you ever listened to his stand-up his old stance it's brilliant it's brilliant he was a great that's what's where you're like oh you're a great short story writer you're a great stand-up you're a great filmmaker and then you do some weird jazz thing on the side that no one yeah i have friends who are like do you want to watch them like do do i want to watch the thing he's fifth best at no do you want to watch me play checkers no [ __ ] that [ __ ] i don't want to watch woody allen at the carlisle i could give a [ __ ] i guess if i was
like really a hardcore woody allen fan i'd go watch it just to see him do something that he loves you know maybe the carlisle where you pay 26 dollars for a manhattan i would go see like hunter s thompson play drums you know even if he sucked just because such a hunter fan you know i loved woody allen like that is like he he loved new york in a way where we felt cool as new yorkers to be like [ __ ] woody it's woody allen i used to see him on the street all the time and he was just anytime you'd be like woody he'd just like run it was amazing he just run away from you uh but i knew a i was working at a summer camp in the summer or something i was like a counselor and i saw him and i was like woody and he just ran we're just him run away from kids but uh you know uh woody allen annie hall is like the i mean as comics that's like the yeah that's like the prototype right there where you're like whoa you made it's also the perfect rom-com because they don't end up together like there's so many it's such a run hollywood at that time especially rom-com yeah and i ain't heating [ __ ] rules yeah diane keaton's great what was the film that he made with uh who's the guy with the [ __ ] up nose jeez ellen wilson owen wilson yeah we're here what's it is [ __ ] up it kind of works with him because he's so handsome like having that [ __ ] up nose kind of balances it out where you like him more that's a great movie midnight in paris it is very good but it's him he's playing woody allen like everyone is john cusack on broadway yeah another great movie another great movie what do you have are you playing woody they all just feel real bad about working with them now though it's so strange yeah they try to kind of defend him a little bit and no one who's ever defended him like i get i mean they all kind of avoid it when they can but it's one of those things it's like what do you do yeah i mean it's tough he's one of the greatest i mean polanski's another one right you think of like the greatest
chinatown is one of the greatest movies ever fantastic movie it's impossible to watch that and not see i'm not enough of a film guy to like notice you know great cinematography when you watch that movie you're like every frame looks beautiful yeah it's insane yeah sometimes creeps are really good at a thing isn't it [Laughter] creeps are good too that's the problem is throughout history well you know when you're we were talking about this the other day that like socrates and plato a lot of these guys that we associate with some of the most brilliant things that anybody ever wrote were pedophiles yeah like there was a lot of that going on back then and maybe that's where they got their their powers or something [ __ ] kid just makes you really good at your art i don't know i don't think so no no [Laughter] but uh what's his face uh uh [ __ ] baldwin alec baldwin yeah he's the only guy that like defends him now yeah pretty openly like i need some allies yeah he needs somebody on his team did you see tim dillon did alec baldwin's podcast i thought that was like the most on brand perfect thing i saw that i was like good