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The Joe Rogan Experience we were talking about the deviated septum and um it's weird that for you a deviated symptom meant one thing but like for me to be a deception means I've got like the whole that's a perforated September for there you go you're exactly right I think that's different that's correct I think that's when people rot out the inside of their nose from doing blow yeah I did that yeah I think it already Lang did that too when I was in rehab uh Knoxville came and uh visited me and um we took the shoelace out of Knoxville's Chuck Taylor and I put it up one nostril through the [ __ ] hole and just straight threaded my nose how big was that hole enough to get the sheer lace did you get it fixed did that show it up or still a hole in there still a hole so you could do that shoelace trick right now uh it's it I've tried it but uh yeah I could I could do it man you don't need to do that what is that oh flashlight goes through one hole oh my God yeah oh wow so that hole is you could put the flashlight in one nostril and it shines through the other holy [ __ ] man yeah the uh bring up the shoelace I'm sure that's on there yuck yuck yeah what's you know getting punched in this thing it's like God this thing's so delicate your nose is such oh my God a little instrument there the [ __ ] um like that on on my second hour I had uh that's that's actually in the you're putting it through oh Jesus through the hole so the coke just burned a hole through the center of your nostril yeah oh God that's so awful that's Knoxville so that that was before I had ever that was before I had ever broken my nose right um really yeah all the [ __ ] you did you never broke your nose I I never the first time I broke my nose was when we were filming Jackass 3D right and and in that movie like a bam had this trick he'd sneak up behind you and with with one hand he would throw a cup of water in your face and with the other hand he would like punch you with that what a great trick it was called it was called The Rock he's a regular David Blaine
it was called the Rocky and and uh the purpose of it was to punch you right well it was it was to uh take advantage of what at the time was like super new technology with the phantom camera shooting like 1500 frames per second oh you know it was like uh we were like the I think the first movie to to really really take advantage of that and so like you would see in that super slow motion like the water and you'd see the face jiggling you know like it was pretty rad and they actually like played the Rocky music but you know um well so bam yeah there you go foreign it doesn't even look like that big of a deal now but what are you talking about it looks like brain damage ah that looks terrible that looks like someone can get knocked unconscious oh my God that's such a cheap shot yeah for sure it's just straight sucker punching it's totally sucker punching yeah Jesus you guys did some ridiculous [ __ ] to each other right and um someone bam did that to me he broke my nose wow yeah shocker and I was uh like I didn't do anything about it for like for like two months and I just kind of like was doing about it and then finally like I didn't like the way it looked and I was like you know what I'm gonna go get my [ __ ] nose fixed and I'm gonna make the [ __ ] movie pay for it so I go to this like fancy uh like Beverly Hills nose doctor and he says yeah you know I I can fix it but it's been two months you know it's healed this way so now at this point after we break it oh yeah yeah Twisted yeah so now like uh if um we gotta re-break it and I heard that and I'm like oh no no big deal you know like I'll live with it then I go to the [ __ ] Charlie Sheen roast I talked to Mike Tyson into holding out his fist just letting me run into it no I was trying to get myself a black eye and what happened was I just landed with my nose on Mike Tyson's Fist and [ __ ] super broke it and and then that was the last thing that happened on stage at the Charlie Sheen roast so now everybody's like I'm I'm like just mangled my [ __ ] nose was so broken but the show's over this guy comes up so you threw yourself oh my god dude that's horrific yeah and then so this guy comes out of the audience he comes out to me and he says
dude Stevo your nose needs to be set right now and like that made perfect sense to me because of what the the doctor had told me yeah so this the guy says I'm a Kung Fu like I'm a Kung Fu instructor like I got you and I'm like and I'm thinking that doesn't sound great but like you know like it's he's not gonna make it look any worse I've got very little to lose in this situation so I sit down on the stage and he just [ __ ] wrenches my nose into uh position and and could go back to that so that's how he fixed it oh so he didn't go to a doctor I got a Mike Tyson nose job dude it looks great yeah looks great dude come back up to where I started before that yeah I was definitely Twisted to the side yeah so once he snapped it then you pushed it back into place