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The Joe Rogan Experience this movie was gonna sit on the [ __ ] shelf Joe you've done so much for me do it for Joe guys do it for Joe do it for me prove that he's the [ __ ] well I just think it's a funny [ __ ] movie man it's a good movie it's actually gonna be fun it's a big action comedy that needs to be seen on the big screen and and I I and and I think it's I think people will be surprised at how fun this movie is it's it's just [ __ ] fun and I'm I've been [ __ ] up promo I was telling you I've been [ __ ] up promotion for it because I'm way too honest I'm not an actor like I'm just like they're like what are the kissing scenes like and I'm like rough [Laughter] we have one kissing scene I didn't know I didn't know there was kissing scenes in the movies I don't read the action when I read the scripts I just read the dialogue so I don't read like you know hey uh Bert comes back kisses his wife and knocks her off her feet I just go like oh there Leanne was in Serbia and they were like hey you have a kissing scene today I was like what and they're like yeah your wife and I was like shut the [ __ ] up I was like is that cool and Leann's like yes you're an actor I was like yeah but I haven't cheated on you and like I ever like I've kissed someone 20 [ __ ] years she was like it's just acting and I was like okay all I'll say is uh the pants I was wearing were loose fitting and I don't wear underwear we did one take and I was like costume change please they're like what I was like I need to change my pants I guess I'm not an actor I'm just a regular dude oh my goodness bro they're like they're like huh and I was like I don't know what the [ __ ] you supposed to do you supposed to kiss someone and then just like how the [ __ ] does that work you ever kiss someone your body doesn't know that it's just acting no no no no how could it yeah I did the first kiss my my wife Stephanie is cool as [ __ ] by the way I've talked with her and we've talked about this a number of times
and she goes if you do the first kiss and I'm and I'm like I don't know I'm I'm just like you know and she's like hey you know really go for it like really go for it I was like for real she said yeah like try like try to like knock me off my feet like Kiss Me so I was like okay I'm not thinking about it walk up boom and as soon as and then she kissed back and I was like what the [ __ ] is happening this is different holy [ __ ] and then I'm like costume change I need tape I need tape hey someone give me ice is that are you allowed to talk about that you're not supposed to you're supposed to say like you're supposed to say here ask me what the kissing scene was like what was the kissing scene like you know it was good it was it's just acting it's just acting it's what we do as actors okay which is true yeah well it is for some people but it's also a [ __ ] hardcore lie it's also why Brad Pitt [ __ ] Angelina Jolie it's because you make out with her a couple times you're like that was [ __ ] nice I wonder what it's like and then you're laying in bed going and Jennifer Anderson's texting you like pass pass like [ __ ] Leanne we did the kissing scene all day all day I kissed this woman for like 30 minutes 35 minutes kissed her like got comfortable kissing her and then we got in bed in Serbia and Leanne's like hey you wanna I was like Beat It scissor lips it's like I'm [ __ ] I'll come back to you when I need to oh wow rude my wife's got a good sense of humor I hope so yeah I had the whole [ __ ] I mean the whole movie in general was like I was not coming I ripped my [ __ ] arm I blew my arm out but what is it like to have a story get turned into a movie that's got to be weird as [ __ ] uh like a story that like you kind of have to tell now like if you do a show if you do a show and you don't tell the machine story people will get angry but they did it last time I was here yeah we were up here and they started chanting the machines and I was like guys I'm at the comedy Mothership I'm just in an hour 15 and that was the best that was one of the cool that's the coolest thing about
that goddamn Club is I see [ __ ] Ron up in the top and I go I'll tell I'll tell the machine if Ron comes down and tells tater salad and the place is like Ron White's here and then and Ron's like [ __ ] it I'm coming down Ron White comes on stage tells tater salad I go to tell the machine and realize I can't follow tater salad the best story ever told so it's surreal having your movie your life turn into movie it's surreal like it is like it was emotional at times and then it's and then it's weird because you you feel I feel very vulnerable you know like because some of the questions people ask they're like uh they're not they don't they like they take they put teeth in it they're like so you rob people and you're like Jesus Christ see you you approve of what the mafia does you're like into the mafia and I'm like hey man could not make us a real like you're keeping your eyes open while we kiss let's [ __ ] just make it regular a Good Morning America so they got upset with the premise they were just like they like they they read half of it and then they're like so you you're in the mafia and you're like no it's a little more complex but no but you like got welcomed into the mafia and you're like yeah like that kind of it's better when you hear the whole story I think I tell it a little different they're like and you robbed your friends are they cool with you now and I'm like yeah yeah some of them are coming to the premiere like [ __ ] Jesus Christ let's can we move to the next subject I don't believe in vaccines [Laughter] oh my God yeah it's been it's been interesting it's been fun I'll tell you what's been really fun is finding out just how why this story has reached like I didn't expect certain people to be like fans of mine like and I I know that sounds like bad but like you're always like when you look at your audiences they my audience kind of looks like the same one thing guys that have chicks that are hotter than they deserve they all have beards they're all a little overweight like that's my fan base I I like I I literally go hey man I can tell you the sponsors I can get for my
tour Lipitor would be a good sponsor some blood pressure medicine some beard trimmers not Lipitor I know we're talking about statins but um but like I know like I know my fan base and then you get like dudes who are like I [ __ ] love you and like like big boy from Big Boys neighborhood I was like you know who I am he was like yeah why wouldn't I I was like I don't know I just didn't think you know like Nori from dream Champs he's like dude I'm the he goes I told my wife we you get we got my favorite comedian coming on and she's like you mean the big fat white guy with the takes his shirt off and you're like wait when you're younger you try so hard to appeal to all demographics almost like you want it's like fake and then once you're yourself you're truly yourself that's when you appeal that's when you're the most appealing does that make sense it does make sense yeah because it's hard to do it's hard to do publicly yeah it's hard to be you know yourself publicly especially when you're promoting a movie about yourself to be yourself publicly you start understanding like Joaquin Phoenix oh my God for sure you start going like yeah I don't wanna like like secret time uh I suppose this will Air this will it'll be fine the premieres tomorrow I'm flying back tonight for the premiere the premier list is [ __ ] thick it's [ __ ] thick it's kind of [ __ ] it's like it's my algorithm it's Snoop Dogg porn stars and [ __ ] radio DJs couple Pro Surfers like it's my algorithm my watch dealer the um but uh like Mark Hamill was like are you gonna stay for the and watch the movie and I was like are we not supposed to he's like I'm not gonna watch myself on screen and I was like why and he's like oh are you being serious he's like you want to just you're gonna sit in front of 750 people and watch yourself and I was like I was like hey Mark secret time I'm gonna cry watching myself I'm gonna cry and I'm gonna mouth my my lines I did that when we did the first testing of the movie they sat me in the front row I had two bottles of wine I sat with Leanne I had a notebook I was supposed to write things in for notes the movie starts and I start
bawling crying I start bawling crying and I start mouthing my lines I'm laughing hysterically I'm like I love I loved watching me more than a narcissist whatever like it was like the craziest thing so we go to the next screening and uh kale our producer pulls me aside he goes I'm gonna ask you to sit in the back I said what he goes it kind of affect the way people watch the movie so what do you mean he goes I don't know if they're [ __ ] crying like it's Cape Fear but gay he goes [ __ ] sit in the back so the next time I sat in the back but I get emotional watching the movie because I feel like I feel like I'm watching a highlight reel like I remember doing all these things and now they're all cut cool and so I was like I don't know I guess um I don't know I think I'll watch the movie I guess I would