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The Joe Rogan Experience um I'm so excited to be here with you today yeah this is our first podcast coming out as our true selves we're furry yeah we've been holding it in Forever This is my true identity uh and you know what it's just eats me alive to not tell how we met at a furry con laughs well we didn't know that we met there remember well yeah I didn't know who you were for a long time yeah we didn't know I'm like oh my God you're meow meow dude it blew my mind I mean to me that is proof we're in a simulation um because what are the odds they're not good what are the odds man the odds are also not good that I'm gonna keep this [ __ ] helmet on oh my God I'm sweating not good for me I'm not keeping this on dude I could barely breathe how do they do it I don't know they [ __ ] with these things on how do you [ __ ] with this song They're Heroes Heroes total respect for furries respect for the furry community look I got the feet on and everything it's like Bikram [ __ ] yeah it's very hot in here if you can [ __ ] with this on you're an American hero yeah that's how I feel David Coggins needs to put on one of these things and [ __ ] for an hour he should yeah you think you're so cool running for A Thousand Miles how about [ __ ] for four and a half minutes with this one I can't [ __ ] for four and a half minutes without it on but this is like sprinting uphill this is really brutal and just thinking about padding around a Ramada in one of these things I get it from Orlando Orlando I get it when I put it on I get it I know why they do it I don't know why all of them do it wait why do you think they do it I think they do it because it offers you an anonymity that is impossible any other way right and it turns you into a your image the visual that people get of you is this adorable cute mascot right everybody loves a mascot the mascot is literally there to pump everybody up and yay and they don't talk and everybody loves them yeah right people at Disneyland same thing wait
they don't talk no they don't talk like if you meet goofy goofy doesn't say jack [ __ ] to you we went to Goofy's Kitchen goofy doesn't talk yeah it's like I can't I can't do it oh my God oh it's so hard to breathe it's so hard to breathe horrible how about those [ __ ] people that work at Disneyland that wear these things and they walk around in the heat in the summer respect to them dude those Disneyland like the people who do this at Disneyland Heroes they party I heard I heard it's like insane when they get off work like they [ __ ] party first of all it's not even their fault their brains have been cooked all day do you know what kind of effect that must have oh my God cognitive function dude like while we're bitching because they made us wear masks on planes they're going around in a hot box I bet they made them wear a mask under their stupid mask guarantee it I bet they guarantee it everything dorks you had a mask up in your in your goofy outfit though these are dope dude these are incredible and it's kind of sad that we can't we're [ __ ] of all the uh of all the costumes we've worn yeah this I think this is the least time we've spent yeah even the hoods but I was like almost like hyperventilating in there dude I was panicking you can see this awful wall yeah it's terrible but I do don't you get it though if you were like a very tortured socially awkward person your life has just been a mess but you are for whatever reason attracted sexually to the idea of it or maybe not even actually maybe just attracted the idea of it but then you do it and you just you get to be not just innocuous not just like someone that doesn't get like someone gets picked on not just not that but instead attractive you're this adorable thing you're adorable like hey and people want they come up to you with a different energy dude I've seen some really hot furry porn like I've seen some incredible furry people what's the worst furry Point have you ever seen something like God you guys aren't even trying I those those are still shots usually like weird Polaroids and stuff of like like so and generally those are
like solo furries who are banging a stuffed animal right that sucks that's not cool that's not cool but so they do they put a flashlight in a stuffed animal no they're not that advanced just rip a hole of course in the [ __ ] thing's butt and just like oh leave their crusted jizz on it as some work of achievement or something really bad oh really bad human beings are so weird in so many ways yes in so many ways but it's like it's so funny it's like media like Norman Rockwell paintings there's this like image of us that we are when we're at our best the family dinner table in a 1980s movie yeah yeah you know that's us we're we're at our best everyone's getting along how's school going Junior yeah Junior's doing great but the reality is like there's no license to get a person you don't have a license to become pregnant you don't you don't have to go through any qualification processes it's literally the most important thing for the future of the human race yeah that people who have children and raise those those children are capable of doing it you're capable of raising a well-adjusted person yeah like any person growing up as a a human being today baby to grown up like you're born today and you've got to become a grown-up in this [ __ ] Wacky World yeah good luck being normal oh my God