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the jogan experience I've got a new man crush that I need to teach you about uh oh and he died 60 years ago so it's okay I'm sorry um so Jamie can I think this guy might have the best top paragraph Wikipedia description in history can you just Google the unkillable soldier and you'll see a Wikipedia entry at the top is this a real human real human when when did he live 1880 until about 1960 or so so he went through he he's sissu no so Adrian Kon so Adrian no in the beginning of the movie that's what they that's that's the legend yeah maybe it's not a real guy but well sissu is a Scandinavian movie isn't it no a British guy he's a good British is it Swedish what who made uh sisu do you see sissu no bro what is it it's amazing what is it is it John Wick in World War II it's this one this one [ __ ] badass soldier that kills all the Nazis it's incredible um it's the one of the most satisfying Revenge movies yeah so go go to his uh Wikipedia Adrien carton dewat uh I think he might have the best there it is Lieutenant General Sir Adrien Paul jizan carton dewart was a British Army soldier officer born of Belgian and Irish parents he was awarded the Victoria Cross the highest military decoration awarded for Valor in the face of the enemy in various commonwealth countries he served in the ball war first World War and second world war he was shot in the face head stomach ankle leg hip and ear was blinded in his left eye survived two plane crashes tunnel out of a prisoner of war camp and tore off his own fingers when a doctor declined to amputate them describing his experiences in the first world war he wrote frankly IID enjoyed the war there's dudes like that out there you just have to know there's guys like that out there this guy's story let me tell you about him man so he gets born in 188 to uh aristocracy in Belgium and You' think he going to go through the typical aristocratic route he goes to Bal College in Oxford his father wants him to go and study law and you think right that's that's the end of the story there at 19 he decides that he wants to go and see War sneaks away without telling his father and literally offers himself to either the boers or the British the British take him so holy [ __ ] he like I just want to be in war
holy [ __ ] his father doesn't know so he's a away War he gets shot in the leg and the groin get shipped back home his father says what you were supposed to be in University you've now been shot he's okay well I'll bless this new military campaign you want to go on he says I want to be redeployed gets redeployed again to South Africa he was at the head of the camel core which was literally a group of people who rode into battle on Camelback so he gets shot he gets shot in the ear and then in the eye and then a bullet Ricochet and hits him in the same eye again G while he's leading these guys into battle he gets sent back home the uh British military say he wants to go out on the first world war he wants to go to the front lines of the first world war now but they said we can't send a guy with one eye out there because it's going to look like we've got really weak soldiers so they give him a glass eye and say the only way you can go back out is if you wear this glass eye and he says oh okay in the taxi leaving the hospital takes it out throws it out of a window and starts wearing an eye patch the first battle that he's in when he he joins when he rejoins the Army in World War I a piece of shrapnel explodes his hand and all that's left are two fingers Hanging On by the skin of the palm of his hand and his watch actually embeds itself in his arm too so that this is the first thing that he's encountered again goes to the field hospital the doctor declines to amputate the fingers so he just rips them off in front of him because he's in so much pain the arm then has to be amputated so he says to the guys again I want to be redeployed they're like you are now a oneeyed ampute I want to be deployed Battle of the S his next battle that he goes into there's reports from other soldiers seeing karton deart running into battle pulling the pins out of grenades with his teeth throwing them at the enemy and reloading a revolver with one hand so this guy is a single armed killer during that he gets shot in the he gets shot through the back of the head through the head doesn't die in subsequent battles oh he uh he got promoted for 24 hours before he threatened to punch his Superior and then got demoted again so he's just like this totally wild dude anyway he goes
through this series of different difficult military exposes he takes over three squadrons who don't have a commanding officer none of them have any communication so he this one armed oneeyed guy decides to run back and forth between the three different companies communicating his own orders rather than using a messenger he just does it himself that was what he got the Victoria Cross for which is our equivalent of the Medal of Honor during this time you shot a a bunch more you think right okay this guy's just led the most insane campaign through the B War and the first world war time for him to retire wrong 60 years old in 1940 he gets conscripted and drawn back up to help run secret missions so his first mission one of his first missions he gets shot down in a f going toward Romania there's a German plane that shot his plane down circling over ahead rather than get into the dinghy because it would be an easy target this one-armed oneeyed guy and all the rest of the crew just Bob under the water until this German fighter pane runs out of ammunition that goes away he finally gets picked up second time he goes up in a plane this plane crash lands and he swims to shore carrying a uh injured comrade who survives one arm but swims carrying this other dude gets captured by the Italians he's then part of five Escape attempts and digs a 60 M tunnel with one arm and a bunch of other dudes then he spends a full week hiding out in Northern Italy despite the fact that he's 62 years old one armed oneeyed can't speak Italian and has covered in scars then he finally finally gets picked up and released they said that the only thing that the Italians had left to do was to use him to enable an Armistice they wanted to no longer be a part of the war they use Katon dwat to be an on an Envoy between the two uh Nations and they said well you've been a prisoner of war for nine months you don't look or smell the way that you should do why don't we give you a nice Italian tailor and he rejected their offer to give him an Italian suit and said he would only wear one if they got it from Sabal row because because quote he didn't want to look like a [Laughter] jiggalo this guy's a human Badger he's
he's 31 medals shot nearly as many times got used he insulted Mao he insulted chairman mauo in China when he got he got used by Winston Churchill there's photos of him stood behind Churchill ey patch like just a a [ __ ] sleeve and the he's my new look at him look at him wow