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you you entered into contracts and you know as you as you left like you would have to agree to be with this woman or pay for this woman for 10 years what if it was and then they'll have sex with you what if it with just with friendship what if you had to get married to your friend after a certain amount of time being friends with people you had to like sign a contract it's like we're going to be friends forever yeah you can't just miss miss him on a weekend once or twice you got to be with them constantly no and if you [ __ ] break that contract you got to give your friend like 10% of your income I I I bet people have done I mean isn't that what gay marriage is essentially it's just that [ __ ] each other cuz they're dudes I mean that's what marriage is Right friends that [ __ ] each other exactly that's what having a girlfriend is it's a friend that you [ __ ] right girl it's a girlfriend that's what they call it it's just a friend that you like to put your dick inside up that's what it is yeah absolutely but somehow that act of doing that the moment you put your [ __ ] inside somebody changes the game yeah always yeah get so emotional Duncan yeah anyway enough of that alpab brain talk uh that commercial is essentially over right now we all there new mood shroom Tech sport shroom Tech immune and Alpha brainer all the different things that we we sell it on at onnit.com coming up we got kettle bells and uh a bunch of other cool nutritional things you know beta brain also has a mood enhancing drug it's called Blue mood it makes it so that you can like really listen to Elliot Smith and [ __ ] love it I wonder if there if if someone could sell pills that made you depress people would buy them people would buy them I mean look at what cigarettes are cigarettes are something that makes you feel like [ __ ] smell terrible and yet they're they're like it's super popular it kills people and it's super popular if you had depression pills and you just had them out there it would be like a news story news at 5 is this new pill crossing the line it's marketed as depression and then you go there and there's a chick with white makeup on and black lipstick she goes life [ __ ] sucks it's always [ __ ] sucked okay
okay and when I take these pills I see reality and that's what I want if you don't like it [ __ ] you yeah just what is wrong with the children of today and is this depression drug crossing the line happiness is annoying when you're around happy people they're [ __ ] irritating if you're happy you're a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] yeah what what's there to be happy about you're going to [ __ ] die in a few years depression war is Raging everywhere you really going to walk around with a smile on your face and this economy well you know it's really good to do depression with your girl cuz when you get through it and it wears off it's like you get to really appreciate how good how good you have it when you're getting along great because when you take depression it's really like going through like one of those life-changing experiences on weird African drugs that make you like almost die you know they have a bunch of those crazy drugs that they give like jungle drugs where you almost die it's not quite a psychedelic experience it's almost like a near death experience like they literally they literally almost kill you and you're supposed to like learn something about yourself through through this intense and horrible poisoning I think they're called ordeal poisons that's the actual technical term and and they um they they operate very similar to psychedelics in in the way that they humble you I mean because it really brings you to the brink of death and your your emotions are just blaring your fears are blaring your you know insecurity re and when you know I think you're forced to examine your life in a very deep and realistic way in any real true near tragic situation right oh yeah so I think you take these ordeal poisons and you just go through the ordeal of almost [ __ ] dying and you learn a little bit about yourself sure but God damn it that's the hard way to do it that is the hard way to do it but for a lot of people that's the only way to do it yeah they don't have enough they don't they they live in a psychedelic free environment they can't get it to them they don't have the means to get it to them yeah and sometimes even I know people will take psychedelics and still be douchebag be douchebag totally you know that guy we were talking about before the show yeah exactly there's a
lot of them out there they they like it's almost like by taking it it allows you to be a [ __ ] because you've had the experience and you're allowed to like stick it in someone else's face that hasn't had the experience their their children or they a [ __ ] like that's that's that's crazy well you know you're not you're not better for having an experience you're just more experienced you know what what's better is your overall impact on human beings and if just youve accumulated some extra information so you feel it's okay to be [ __ ] well that's not better at all you just moved your energy into a different direction you're not you're not better right you're still being a [ __ ] well you're still differentiating yeah I mean that's the that's the in the um in the babag it sort of talks about like signs of people who've gained real realization and one of the signs is that they don't differentiate between any anything it's all they see it is all an expansion of the same original Force they don't see it anymore as like this person's Rich this is person poor this person's good this person's bad it's all just different uh sides and angles of this um super structure that uh existed forever that's so hard to to think that way it's so hard to separate yourself from you know from you and your needs and your your ideas are you what you want what you want to accomplish or or whatever whatever you associate with you and and the idea that you're a part of a whole well you can intellectually imagine it but really being in that state the only time I've ever truly been in that state was uh when I had uh taken a huge dose of LSD and was out in the desert and I remember just having that fading away merging thing where you no longer anything you're just some you're you're everything you just merge into it all and I don't know how you would really function in that state I don't really know what you would be like in the world if you if if you that didn't if that lasted longer than the amount of time you know an acid trip is or a few hours but they do say that through meditation and through um strict yogic disciplines you can hit that place permanently you know and then somehow that that place is nirvana or Paradise it's a beautiful way to to be all the
time but I don't know I've you know I've only heard stories about people like that descriptions of people like uh he was a corpse that the Universe spoke through is one great description of wow you know where the the the ego of the person was dead they're just gone but that guy probably be boring as [ __ ] to hang out with that's the problem right you you know part of what's cool about being a human being is being around people that have some flavor yeah hell yeah and you you know you see some of these people and they do seem to have flavor so you know I I don't know the problem with talking about the holy men of the world the great holy men of the world is that I've never met one it's like all I've met some wannabe gurus I've met quite a few wannabe gurus and some of them you know they Shock Me with their humorlessness you know what though dude I did do a video chat with romoss yeah you said that was amazing and that guy was [ __ ] awesome and it lit up my whole apartment it was just you and him yeah it was no it was me him and Natasha wow yeah and how did you arrange this well on his website you can still do it it's this thing called heart to Hearts where you can like I know you could talk to him on Sunday wow and you just go to the website and sign up I couldn't believe it either I thought it was there's no way it was going to work where I thought they were going to like try to get asked for money for me or something but I signed up for Sunday my phone rang hello Duncan it's rhos holy [ __ ] yeah and then suddenly I'm like on this video screen with rondos and he was glowing he was like he's an old dude now but he's it was like exactly the same energy that my friends 8-year-old kids have it was just this radiant childlike authentic energy it wasn't phony it wasn't [ __ ] we talked for a little while he told me um this chant that he's been doing lately over and over again where he says I am loving awareness I am loving awareness I am loving awareness it's a chant to just sort of I don't know shift your Vibe and then that was it said goodbye that was it they didn't ask for any M they didn't want anything it was just a wow you know yeah it was just like service that's it's that's fascinating that's
fascinating yeah it's like when you look at him and you know people who uh are psychedelic enthusiasts you know you look at some like him and you go there's a guy he made it through yes he made it through he really grabbed it yeah he really grabbed a whole of the whole thing and it made him something different and made him what he is at at the heart of the trip that's right man well he because what happened is he went into that state and instead of going into that state and leaving and then that's it it was a novel experience he went to that state and and said I want to be in this state permanently what the [ __ ] is this cuz he had you know he a trained psychologist and he's like we don't know what this is we don't have any maps for this we don't know what the [ __ ] this psychedelic experience is at all I so he was trying to when he went to India he was trying to see if this was a a state that you could permanently reside in he wanted to stay high forever that's how much he loved tripping you know when I come down quite often I'm like thank you God I'm back to you know state zero ground I'm here got he was like okay let's do this forever they were [ __ ] him and Timothy ly were like drinking from what I drinking sipping vials of acid sing from LSD you know they were going so [ __ ] deep into the experience I know it's so scary Fearless Fearless Intrepid explorers and but he you know he realized that you go into that place you have this contact or whatever you want to call it with some kind of either hidden interior realm or some kind of exterior realm that as humans are perceptual mechanis yeah that's a pretty scientific way of looking at it realistically hidden interior realm even being just a conscious one you know a Consciousness realm you know the fact that those ideas they're not why are they not available to me right now this is if it's all being generated interiorly yeah how come those ideas are not available to me right now do I need some intense stimulation of different regions in order to give me that information like I don't know how the process works I'm not exactly sure if other people know either I I have the weirdest [ __ ] feeling that when you take psychedelics or when you take even marijuana that you're the ex part of
what the experience is is you experiencing the intelligence of a plant part of it is it Char it it boosts up your own senses into this weird crazy alien State and that's why being high feels so like disorienting and feels OD you're almost like not in your space anymore your space is connected with some other intelligence and this other intelligence is showing you different Avenues of thinking it's almost like it it it starts filling pores in your mind and pushing you in a certain direction and then until it wears off and then it wears off and it's ailing into your system so your body gets rid of it eventually and then it's gone it only has a certain certain amount of Love time inside of you but while it's inside of you it's like it's changing you it's it's making you like super [ __ ] sensitive it's making you super aware and honest you know I mean when a lot of people say well it doesn't do that to me man it just makes me paranoid well maybe that's just how you deal with stress you know it very because for sure you're going to get moments if you smoke too much pot where you feel paranoid there's no no getting away with that everyone's going to have that experience but what is that really I'll tell you what it is man it's like you're being you're being aware of all the [ __ ] in the world all at once and all the [ __ ] that you're hiding in the back of your head and all the [ __ ] that's the the your worst nightmare that you're terrified that you're actually manifesting cuz you think about it all the time yeah and when you smoke PT all that [ __ ] comes to life and on top of that you're just disoriented it's like surfing it's like surfing can be great surfing can be like I watch those guys when they they look like they're having a great [ __ ] time and I go godamn surfing looks like fun but you know when surfing doesn't look like fun when that wave comes over your [ __ ] head and smashes you into the rocks and pulverizes your bones with a million pounds of pressure and you can't get to the surface well that's surfing too yeah psychedelics will definitely roll your ass you don't know what you're [ __ ] doing you espe if you fight it you try to fight it the worst yeah there's people that are fighting reality every day and they often have like a sort of a
a fake map of the world that they've devised in their head and that's how they navigate they navigate through this fake map of the world but a lot of the little segments in their mind that they have associated with certain things and details and a lot of it is delusional because you're trying to protect yourself from your own failures your own you know what I mean like especially with men I think you know guy we we have you know guys have these [ __ ] up egos that are designed to make sure that you have a will to survive when a cheetah attacks or or fight off a another tribe so that your your DNA stays intact well that will is a [ __ ] creepy thing just running around through your vans so yeah what we're talking about here is what they called set and setting which is like when you're going to take a psychedelic what's your mind State what what's what how what's your emotional state when you take the Psychedelic and if you go back to the idea that what's his name John Mark algro what's his name yeah John Marco algro yeah John Marco algro talking about how early Christianity was a mushroom cult and you go back and you look at the idea of when you're going to take communion or when you go to pray or when you go to the sacred place you're supposed to um forgive your brothers and your sisters because but so the idea is before you go into a psychedelic State you need to as much as you can work out the [ __ ] that you're avoiding because when you go into that psychedelic State anything that you're trying to skip around any of those aspects of your personality that need to be leled or need to be balanced are going to Spring out at you in a million different ways that are really intense and if you're not prepared for that then you'll have the bad trip the bad trip is you hallucinate you can see they'll see crazy [ __ ] you'll look in the walls and see skulls why are you seeing skulls you know why are you seeing bubbling skulls in the wall well you're seeing bubbling skulls cuz that's what you're projecting from inside of you cuz you're [ __ ] scared of death you're scared to die you're terrified of letting go you don't want to you don't want to uh you your body doesn't want to die and until you deal with that initial thing then all these other Neurosis will spring up after that you know your
avoidance of reality all the different weird ways that you're trying to avoid reality which is essentially just trying to avoid coming to the ground to the terrain that you're on and the terrain that we're all on is [ __ ] intense we're on a Terrain where we are going to go extinct and you know who knows depending on how old you are you know but depending on how much technology advances between like 70 and 10 years two years one year that's an intense realm to exist on you know there's a um you know there's a situation right now in Fukushima you know the the whole thing with the uh the fourth reactor where they're terrified that if if any seismic event occur like is a zero chance of surviving a SI seismic event right and that they would have another blown reactor and we were talking about it on the podcast and someone made a clip of it and put it on this website where it's like and people are like discussing this like this is a serious issue one one of the things that I was saying was that we're going to have spots in this world because of nuclear power where for hundreds of thousands of years it's going to be dead wastelands yeah dead and there's a bunch of them and there's a bunch more plants out there that could make a bunch more spots dead like and this has just been less than 100 years we've been doing this we've already got three giant spots where you can't go to anymore yeah and and have you seen like the places where they store the nuclear rods they like have special places like caves and they put it in and I believe that they've on the signs around the place they actually have like skulls and [ __ ] they have things so in case Society collapses and everyone forgets and thousands of years pass you go wandering up to that place and there's this [ __ ] skull and you're you like you just recognize okay this is a cursed place this is the it's nuclear power is one of the dumbest most brilliant ideas ever it's so dumb and so brilliant at the same time humans have a lot of hubris you know and this is a ridiculous one though I mean we're we're [ __ ] with something that there is no technology to clean it there's no technology to turn it into anything other than toxic lethal horrible killing [ __ ] yeah it sucks man it's like the the um it's ridiculous the
uh the exuberance of uh when that stuff initially came out and people thought that they discovered endless fuel source is that exuberance like was everywhere it seemed like a really it really seemed like the most beautiful uh it seemed like we were entering into Utopia I for a while but it's so it's you know the joke I was doing in my ACT about it was that did anybody ask them like what happens when the power goes off somebody was like dude you're being negative right there had to be like some sort of a stupid argument where no one considered the possibility that the power could go off you could lose both backup generes you have no other way of fixing that you just built a sun you built a little tiny sun and you're just going to leave it there like that's that's insane well yeah I mean and you can't cool it off you can't cool it off you can't it's a demon you basically you've summoned a demon that you can't send back that is a demon it is it really truly is like you have summoned a demon when you have nuclear power if you really stop and think about that if there was some if a demon existed and and his very presence he was poisoning in the environment no plants could grow I mean that is a demon by definition and when it gets near him dies a horrible Twisted death that's a demon yeah this is something people don't understand with like a cult talk where people talk about demons like summoning demons and summoning Spirits they take that [ __ ] literally so they hear someone saying I you know I'll invoke these things to summon a demon and so then a lot of great movies have been made after that the literal interpretation of that but every [ __ ] day man not just on the grand scale with us summoning nuclear power but in little ways people [ __ ] summon demons into their life all the time with no thought of how to get rid of it every time you know like when people shoot heroin that's summoning a [ __ ] demon like you've been told by every single uh other like Necromancer who summon that demon that [ __ ] will [ __ ] you up but people who do heroin and they don't they always start off with like you know what I'm just going to do it once just want to see what it feels like everyone does that and then you [ __ ] end up under a [ __ ] Bridge with three [ __ ] in your mouth
know what I mean all from all from summoning this one stupid [ __ ] demon that that has just destroyed so many people and heroin Demon's a great word for heroin because it offers you something cuz so many people they say oh yeah [ __ ] uh Jimmy Hendrick love this stuff or uh Elliot Smith listen to how beautiful his music is you can go on and on about the people who shot heroin and like made beautiful stuff so there is an exchange I mean doesn't that kind of tickle around in your head Lenny Bruce was blast in this [ __ ] you know doesn't it kind of tickle around you're like what the what maybe what is that maybe there is a little land like you rise up and see this landscape that you can't see from the Psychedelic perspective maybe it's uh it doesn't seem to be worth it whatever it is all all I look at is like what makes you happy and uh I don't I don't see people taking heroin and getting super happy from it everyone that I've ever known that did heroin the come down from it was unbelievably bad like bone jarring they would say your bones would ache that's how they would describe it terrible drug you you never SE any like marathon runners who are like shooting I had a friend who uh he was a he was a good buddy of mine that lived in New York and he came to visit me and I didn't know when he was coming to visit me that he was trying to kick heroin and that he was going to do is just come and hang out with me at my house in California and kick heroin with me so that's I did not know I didn't I didn't know how bad he had it I hadn't seen him in a couple of years so he he flew out out and the dude was just in bed sick for like 6 seven days he couldn't go anywhere man I would get him food and [ __ ] and he he couldn't go anywhere he uh came with me to work one day I was on news radio he came and just sat around the set but he couldn't he couldn't move around man the dude was uh he was jacked it's amazing to see that isn't it it's amazing to see the traps that we set for ourselves in the world that are completely avoidable but for some reason we always set these traps and then they smash on us and we go through this awful period and then if you're lucky you get out on the other side that kind of goes back to what you were talking about this idea of like having that near-death
experience or having this awful catastrophe happen in your life if you handle it the right way you can become a million times stronger and better from that catastrophy people don't realize that so they're always putting off what could essentially be the thing that makes them happier than they've ever been in their life well yeah well that's that's kind of a weird way of looking at it I mean you you you could possibly be happy because of a catastrophe or it could be horrible you could lose someone you love you know I don't think all catastrophes will necessarily lead to Great not not all great Revelations but I think occasionally it can give you a an an enhanced perspective something that happens to you I mean the most interesting people that we all know are people that have gone through a lot of [ __ ] in their life you know a lot of crazy experiences you know and those the the having to overcome terrible things and places is sort of what makes them exceptional that's right man and but there's a there's a a certain group of people who like to live pretending that catastrophes will never happen to them right this is a ridiculous way to live that's the yeah people that are overweight smoking every day and talk I I have a friend who he's I guess he's like 60 and uh he he smok two packs a day and he'll tell you like he's always like making excuses like they've even said now that uh it's all either you have the gene or you do not so there's a lot of people that will smoke cigarettes and never I've been smoking cigarettes for 40 years I am I obviously I don't have the gene I already have cancer I went to the doctor my doctor says you look great you look great the doctor's looking at you and he's like you smoke how much a day and you're like two packs and he's like you look great you look great get the [ __ ] out of here what is he going to do to someone who's [ __ ] intentionally po poising themselves all day you're intentionally poison yourself all day not even one pack you Glutton you Glutton nicotine vampire two packs a day all day of course your doctor's going to tell you you look great you look great get the [ __ ] out of here I'm going to see you soon though [ __ ] you're going to be back soon you're going to be back for some crazy [ __ ] I'm calling my uncle up right now my uncle's
an oncologist and we got our eye on you that's amazing yeah that's incredible I never thought of what a money maker smokers are for doctors well of course you want I mean if you're a doctor you want your your people well if you're a real doctor you there obviously people that don't operate for money you know they operate because they love being an excellent surgeon or an excellent doctor and you know we're not disparaging the medical profession at all of course but but if you were like some money grubbing crazy doctor but there are a few of those out there right yeah I've heard of them yeah there's every now and then there is some money grubbing like Michael Jackson's doctor Dude that [ __ ] crazy guy have I'll show you man I've got [ __ ] feelings in my mouth oh that don't need to be there cuz my dentist H as it turns out was giving unnecessary feelings to people so I've got like I've got [ __ ] what a monster when I was a kid I just thought I was like I just thought I I I naturally was always getting cavities oh my God you know what I mean I was always getting a monster I was getting blasted with [ __ ] W this guy's ruining kids teeth drilling into kids teeth and making money I hope he's in jail is he in jail I don't know what happened to him when when that Scandal hit that's not just fraud I will beat the [ __ ] out of you drill holes in my kid's head that didn't need to be there yeah cuz you're trying to make money like that [ __ ] judge my God I would want to beat the [ __ ] out of that dentist wouldn't it be great to mash his [ __ ] head why any you imagine anybody that would do that to a little kid just to make some money sure that's a big this is something that this is a factive reality I can't imagine like what mind state do you have to be in especially you're a [ __ ] dentist you're already making great money like why do you need the extra cavity dough exactly what I mean how oh Jesus Christ how could you justify that that would make I would never sleep I would have to I would have to find that guy in prison I might get arrested just to so I can go to prison with him find out what prison he's at he's [ __ ] uh underground by now that guy I mean if it was my kid you know what I'm saying I mean I would literally I would want to get arrested and put in a Cell near him just so I
could beat the [ __ ] out of him after he got arrested yeah well there's a lot of I just wouldn't be able to deal with it some guy drilling into your baby's head to try to make himself some extra scratch cuz he likes to be a big shot at a restaurant and buy a nice bottle of wine is that what's going on sure [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I mean who knows man but think of it the thing to me is like that there's a lot of people out there who live like that sure there's a lot of people out there that are sociopaths I mean you you've seen the studies there's there's been other I believe it was Time magazine or someone recently had some article about a new book that's out that was something like one in 100 one of 100 people are just [ __ ] sociopaths remember the guy who recently went rampaging through that kids camp was it in where was it Norway was it Norway Norway he went rampaging through that camp just killing [ __ ] kids and over there they don't they're not like the United States they don't have a death penalty so like they're giving this guy a a fair trial and they made a big show of the fact that we're going to do this there's not going to be some kind of uh crazy visceral response to this and so in the trial the guy uh apparently is going into a detailed account of how he went walking through this camp and shot kids who were hiding from him and shot kids and how they tried to run and how he found some of them by thinking where he would hide if he was one of these kids and he's enjoying it he's getting off on it cuz he's a sociopath it feels good for him to tell the story so in these situations sometimes I think has pacifism gone too far in this situation the guy clearly shot a bunch of kids the guy why do we need to discover if his true motivation or what his real crime was we know what the crime was there's a bunch of dead kids because this guy went rampaging through sometimes don't you think you can go too far on the side of 100% yeah why yeah well look at the dolly llama man do seems like a great guy but he's never gotten the [ __ ] in his life that's a stupid way to we don't know that he says he doesn't have sex oh he does yeah says he doesn't have relations he says it like he sees a woman he's attracted to her but he realizes too
much work it's just you know he laughs about it that's but that's silly that's silly you're missing out in a big chunk of life I think he's humped I think he's got some [ __ ] yeah well I would hope so I wouldn't hate him for it I think it would be a good thing but he's a monk isn't he yeah but I mean I mean asn't that like part of the whole thing is the celibacy the idea that you know you're beyond the needs of the flesh yeah there's like the I mean I don't I honestly I've heard with Tibetan Buddhism that there's some tantric sex that happens in there and uh and and um we should probably Google this right is Lama yeah is the dolly llama is the dolly llama celibate celibate I'd love to know that yeah it seems like an interesting question this keyword sucks a fat dick I I mean I guess guess that I understand why monks say to be celibate if if there's no more if it's not an ethical decision I understand like the complication that can come from [ __ ] people is ridiculous spectacular spectacular you it's conflations like lifelong conf floration you can bring up being into life you know yeah you can it's a really pain it's a pain in the ass yeah it's a pain in the [ __ ] ass man he's not only supposed to be a virgin yeah he's a virgin yeah well there you go ladies the do llama is a original Dude have you heard about that glue in India that you blast into your balls to clog up your seminal SC yeah you sent it to me yeah it's so that is that what it is it's load glue load glue it's the new male birth control that apparently uh it's not as permanent as getting a vasectomy it lasts between 5 and 10 years but they essentially just put airplane glue or some kind of gel into your they just glue you up so you can't your jizz doesn't have the [ __ ] worms in anymore that's sad you're you're poisoning your loads how could that possibly be good shoot poison loads I bet your loads smell like [ __ ] you going to make zombie babies your blads probably smell like rubber and minth could you imagine if that was like the beginning of the next [ __ ] 28 Days Later type movie it turns out that you shoot some [ __ ] into your loads and but it makes it zombie babies that eat their way out of your
oh yeah that's [ __ ] great that's a great hor bites the doctor in the hand the doctor becomes a zombie zombie doctor [ __ ] furiously attacks all the nurses they're all stabbing each other they come into a [ __ ] puddle slippery of blood a bunch of zombie [ __ ] doctors biting each other and [ __ ] all from one [ __ ] zombie baby all from one zombie baby from one zombie load that was created by this crazy drug an Indian doctor cre a tornado of infection spreads through the nation from this one Point calling Dustin Hoffman in a [ __ ] space suit but you know what he knows that he just had that procedure done to his bosss and he like shot a load into his girlfriend and she's pregnant so like this sus fence through the movie is wondering if his girlfriend has got a zombie baby in her this is a great movie a great movie director out there let's get this made whoever made troll Hunter please contact us troll Hunter troll Hunter is great I know it's really fun man I know I love that movie man it a fun movie it was the one the foreign one right one in subtitles yeah oh wait no I thought you were talking about the worst movie ever made on that no this is actually not that bad it's about a guy who goes and hunts trolls there's like real live trolls it's a oh troll Hunter is [ __ ] awesome yeah troll Hunter yeah it's really good it's really fun and it's shot like found footage yes exactly oh troll Hunter's the best man that was really good it's a fun movie more movies like that place that was I love stupid movies man like I'm so looking forward to the Avengers so much so that I feel like I'm getting away with something by being able to watch it you know like I'm I'm 44 years old at a certain point in time I'm supposed to be past that I'm supposed to be uh you know interested in mature things but I'm not I want to watch the Hulk [ __ ] somebody up let me tell you something man that that [ __ ] idea of maturity or how you're supposed to act at some certain age what the [ __ ] is that idea cuz the way you're supposed to act is so boring like it's basically saying act like a act like you're going to you're just a dying old piece of [ __ ] you don't like [ __ ] super insane special effects anymore you certainly don't like video games the kids with
their music these days you go to bed at 10 you know like [ __ ] that what whose idea was that anyway that was just like a control freak boring guys like this is how an adult acts yeah well it gets to a certain point in time when you compromise you're thinking every day so much so for work you know if you if you have to go in and every day you got to sell vacuum clean cleaners and you're a dude I guarantee you there's some days where you don't want to go in and sell [ __ ] vacuum cleaners you don't want to not swear all day you don't want to wear a tie you but you got it that's part of the job and so one of the ways to sort of keep that going where you know you're extreme is like that make the whole rest of your life less Extreme as well no more fun [ __ ] you need a sensible car you can't drive a Mustang you know you need to stop getting drunk on the weekends you've got a job you've got to become sfw yeah safe for work safe for work yeah and that's why they're they're allowed to drug test you that's one of the most incredible things that we've let happen in this country employers are allowed to drug test oh yeah their their employees that's insane that the idea that someone you they you pay for a person's work you don't own their flesh you don't own them as a human being and especially when we're talking about stuff like medical marijuana which is actually supposed to be legal in California there's a lot of places where you still can't get a medical marijuana prescription you can't get an exemption and work for a lot of different companies yep they won't they won't have it they won't hire you they don't want any panss yeah it's a it's a it's a real problem because with corporations I just learned this word and I really [ __ ] love it it's called diffusion of responsibility which is the idea that in corporations the responsibility get so many people make decisions on things that no one person's to blame right so you know in the corporation somewhere in the corporation not everyone's anti-marijuana just a couple of [ __ ] and you don't know who they are but they got that in there they're you know at some meeting they just got it in where other people didn't agree with them and they didn't speak up that's what's annoying about it you know that this is coming from just a few
[ __ ] the majority of people have no problem with it [ __ ] Nancy Pelosi did you see she came out against Obama did you see that [ __ ] what'd she do she [ __ ] was she pointed out the fact that Obama's busted more dispensaries than Bush did WOW cuz Pro Med marijuana and she talked about all the help all how many people it actually helps and like what the [ __ ] is Obama doing why is he arresting all these people when we voted on it you know diffusion of responsibility is another place that's used yeah that's in rape oh yeah right where one person is much more likely to be able to rape another person when there's a big group of people around because nobody knows who should act first and everybody feels like it's not their responsibility cuz there's so many people you always got to act first that's the rule always act first if you see someone on the [ __ ] Street who doesn't look like they're doing okay stop and ask them if they're okay if you see somebody's car is [ __ ] up on the side of the road not a flat what if it's the first zombie what if you go are you okay and that [ __ ] [ __ ] leans over and bites your arm in half and blood screaming you you're screaming as you're driving to the hospital you turn into a zombie and crash into a tree look man there's like a 90% chance if you see someone on the the street and try to help them that they're probably the first zombie it could happen but it could be the other 10% hey man look I'm not taking any chances when the zombie apocalypse hits you don't want to be [ __ ] patient zero that's what I'm saying what if you see a rape happening and you try to stop it and it was just a dude trying to rape a zombie or a zombie trying to rape a dude that would be a lot scarier because if like raping zombies that's the next step if a dude was raping a zombie you go he's an idiot why would you want to rape a zombie next evolution of zombies cuz we made them run now now we raped them it's yeah that's rap yeah being an Ultimate Fighting Champion that's not bad ass enough you need to be a zombie Raper have you ever raped a zombie and the thing about raping a zombie is they'll fight hard but no one cares if you beat the [ __ ] out of them you could like let zombies loose in the field and you could
just go beat the [ __ ] out of them no dude this is a sketch I actually wrote this a sketch like this the problem is zombies can infect you right yes how does that work that doesn't make any sense only 28 Days Later zombies can well no the biological War there's different there's different explanations and The Walking Dead's got a really [ __ ] good one that I it's could spoil a lot of [ __ ] to say it but there's a lot of different explanations for it that's that's pretty cool the way that the creators of these stories come up with like what it is right it's I mean there's no rule for it it could be anything but is uh does in The Walking Dead it's a biological thing where it infects people but there's Mo movies where they come out of the ground so obviously that's not what's up those no that's a those are different ones that's like I mean which ones do they come out of the ground that's Return of the Living Dead yeah that kind of [ __ ] one of my favorite genius goddamn movie genus [ __ ] when it's you know why it was great cuz the zombies could [ __ ] talk so remember they had that lady strapped to the table spoiler alert they had that lady strapped to the table it was like a half lady remember that and they're like they asked her cuz no one's asked a zombie they asked her why do you eat brains remember that Brains Brains she's like wow it stops the pain of death oh my God great dude cuz we never get to really interview a zombie I remember that now yeah that's right they would call out brains bra brains oh that was such a good dud that was a great I I was confusing that with KN of the Living Dead Return of the Living Dead is actually better Return of the Living Dead they pop out of graves Night of the Living Dead as I recall we it the the opening of Night of the Living Dead remember it's in the graveyard and he's trying to scare his girlfriend and she's like who's that man walking back there and there's some dude kind of walking far away this is when zombies couldn't walk fast right and so he just kind of amles up to the guy and like it throws him down the guy hits his head on a gravestone and then she's like driving away in Terror but we never know if that zombie emerged from a coffin I think that was somebody who is like who I I don't think I don't think yeah first of
all you're not going to get out of a [ __ ] coffin if you're a zombie zombies are already weak are they weak well the night of the they they all vary Night of the Living Dead zombies weak slow lumbering purely [ __ ] so if you were like a really good kickboxer you could probably like keep a lot of them off you easily this is is break their body lot of leg kicks a simple moat a simple moat would fix most of the but if they bite you you're [ __ ] right [ __ ] you're a zombie now if you get bitten by a zombie you're a zombie is that Night of the Living Dead as well that's night of Living Dead Return of the Living Dead I think all of them share the idea that if you get bitten by one you turn into one huh I thought H thought you had to die in some of them and then you come back as a zombie well I think in all of them all of them nether the living I know not 28 Days Later remember you just one bite and you're [ __ ] remember when that chick hatcheted her boyfriend yes she macheted him and he's like it's just a scratch and she just [ __ ] you and just with a [ __ ] machete she macheted him in the kitchen that was was Radical remember that that was such a good [ __ ] movie that was a great [ __ ] movie that's the greatest zombie movie of all time 28 Days Later in my opinion is the greatest cuz it's the most original the whole scene when the guy wakes up and he doesn't know what the [ __ ] is going on that's really the same scene that The Walking Dead is used they've used the same sort of theme this guy wakes up in the hospital and he doesn't realize that the world is turned into a [ __ ] zombie [ __ ] hole right that's how do you get to do that um that's sort of the same scene as 28 Days Later you know what we'd have to look into is which came first uh 28 Days Later of The Walking Dead comics cuz that comes from the Walking Dead comics so whichever came first let's find out Walking Dead comics let's find out the best Walking Dead comics buy them if you haven't they're so [ __ ] good how many years do you think they've been around for I don't know but I like for a long time there's a lot of them and it's a it's the show is good I love the show the show gets a little too soap oper like but the [ __ ] Comics are just brutal and just if you if you haven't download them to your iPad buy them cuz
they're [ __ ] awesome let's see Wikipedia this cool that we can figure this out instantly yeah we live in a [ __ ] beautiful time man some guy uh said something really recently uh I I'll go look at it after I figure this out 2003 is what is uh first issue of The Walking Dead comics so now let's look up return to the Living Dead no 28 Days Later oh yeah yeah sorry 28 I think that was earlier I'm pretty sure but I'm just guessing uh let's see 2002 hm ooh it's earlier son of a [ __ ] yeah well that's so close that it might have been parallel thinking yeah you know who knows these guys first of all it's kind of like if you're going to make a zombie movie about a big apocalypse wouldn't a cool way to do it to be you wake up and I mean everybody's afraid you wake up and you're going to get up in the morning and nuclear bombs that already dropped you know what else it serves what purpose it serves is you don't have to explain how it happened yeah cuz you started at the beginning of the guy waking up so you don't really have to go into the whole with [ __ ] preceding it which by the way I [ __ ] love Dawn of the Dead Oh remember Dawn of the Dead in the [ __ ] news Studio remember that is it's all falling apart it's just starting to fall the [ __ ] apart and people are trying to like rationalize what's happening and SWAT teams are going in and just blowing the [ __ ] out of people and the all of society's collapsing I love that I like starting at the collapse of society and then going into the post-apocalyptic State I hate movies that are the leadup to the disaster where like 80% of the movie is like the leadup and then you just get 20% of Apocalypse I like [ __ ] 90% apocalypse man you know what's a really cool movie it's weird it's very original it's called Ponty pool it's uh I think it's a Canadian movie and it's about um these people that are in um they're they're in a radio Studio the whole show takes place the whole movie takes place in like essentially one scene it's one area it's all in this radio Studio they're trapped in there while this zombie apocalypse is Raging through their Town yeah it's pretty [ __ ] cool that's [ __ ] cool man yeah and they're the
people that were working with them become infected and they're trapped in the s boot they realize that these things are blind but they can hear you and they can smell you and they're like trying to get at them through the glass it's pretty [ __ ] cool man it's like a real lowbudget sort of a movie but it I found it to be pretty original dude if you know what I'm saying it's like one of those you want to watch something creepy let's watch something Creepy Nights yeah that's have you seen um uh the road or red the road dude that's the uh Hugo vgo Morgan I watched that up until the point when he was teaching his son to shoot himself in the mouth and I was like check please I think the author of that book was Cormac McCarthy I think I can't remember the name the book was insane but that [ __ ] movie man to me that really captured what it's going to look like if it all Flames that's what it [ __ ] looks like just want people just desperately trying to find food cuz even The Walking Dead like they're trying to find food but somehow like they always end I guess they're on a farm and part of it they end up with some pretty nice homecooked meal and people you know people are like people have like setups where they're have big fences and yeah and they look crossbows healthy they look like they've been taking vitamins and going on a [ __ ] treadmill cuz they have cuz they're actors but the [ __ ] the the the road the road man nobody looks good it looks like they told nobody to eat for like days before you shoot pale and stressed out and like man this [ __ ] that would be the way to do it too if you going to be one of those method guys those Gary Oldman [ __ ] I bet he would not eat for a couple days yeah I mean you don't eat and you drink a lot of [ __ ] coffee and you lose a lot of sleep and you get into a nice fatigued state of like stress cuz that's what it is that's what it's going to be like man it's going to be [ __ ] pure stress you're probably going to die you're probably going to get arrested you're probably going to watch your friend die you're probably going to watch your girlfriend get raped by some [ __ ] super powerful dudes who are just like [ __ ] it and it's not going to be like the criminals that you see on Mad Max
they're going to be dumber than those it's just going to be dumb people who have power it's just dumb people with a gun that's going to be the problem when the [ __ ] grid shuts down dumb people with guns is and it is entirely within the realm of possibility it's ignored but it's entirely within the realm of possibility this is so fragile we have a house made of toothpicks and tissue paper and it's on the edge of a cliff in in relationship to how our civilization is set up and structured for longevity in this incredibly volatile Galaxy it's incredibly volatile solar system just the planet itself all the natural [ __ ] that can go down and on top of it all the dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] that we're doing like nuclear power let me tell you something dude people are [ __ ] [ __ ] you want [ __ ] proof of that go check out the Dark Ages go look at what the [ __ ] Catholic Church did to R species this is where it gets crazy about the Catholic Church dude the Catholic Church molested our species when they were in their teens when when our species was just [ __ ] getting [ __ ] going the Catholic Church came in and just started torching people burning people killing people left and right wiping out entire civilizations all in the name of Jesus and all of this from an interpretation of the [ __ ] uh New Testament uh which is paan theology from a guy who never met Christ and some people speculate uh the real disciples thought he was a liar called him a liar called the Paul a liar which is why when you look at the Epistles from Paul a lot of times he's defending himself he's like I'm not a li I mean why would you say this to me because the real disciples were like hey dude who the [ __ ] are you so he was like a late night infomercial salesman there you go exactly and that [ __ ] got adopted by the Roman Empire because they wanted to go to war and they just were like yeah let's use this we can use let's figure out a way to make love your uh neighbor as yourself and love the Lord your God with all your heart mind and soul into going into the Middle East and stealing all their gold let's figure out a [ __ ] way to do how to do that oh I know here's an idea I know they're heathens let's go over there and kill the [ __ ] in the name of the guy who said don't kill anybody you know
I've had this we've had this really intense series of conversations with people about conspiracy theories lately both pro and con like having Brian cow who doesn't believe in any conspiracy theory and Eddie Bravo who believes in a lot of conspiracy theories but the most fascinating thing to me is how many people will just blatantly dismiss conspiracy theories like like 911 is my favorite one you cannot dismiss 9/11 as a conspiracy theory because it was a conspiracy that caused 911 from the enemy in the first place okay someone conspired some big event and made some human beings made planes fly into buildings and a bunch of people died that is a fact 100% the idea that that no one could conspire to do that is ridiculous because it had to be a it had to be a conspiracy in order for it to happen in the first place it's a lot of people involved they had to keep their mouth shut they had to pass information through in jpeg form they would [ __ ] send things to each other by sending each other innocuous looking emails with pictures in them and people would take those pictures and open them up in in a in a program that would allow to see writing in between the ones and zeros of the image yes and humans how about that here's the thing I I always that's pretty dope I always look at this [ __ ] from the perspective of like whenever you get to be in a any kind of Corporation if you go to a high enough level you realize that people stop following the same rules that everybody followed like I can remember I used to work at the summer camp in North Carolina um called Camp Pinnacle and I can remember like I went to I went to Camp there too as a camper but I can remember at one point um I can remember at one point at being a counselor and then like the people who ran the camp came during the time when all the kids were supposed to be taking naps to my cabin like hey come on and then we went out in the lake and just floated on inner tubes and I was like [ __ ] this is Breaking All the Rules but it's the people running the camp breaking the rules so it's totally cool but that's a tiny tiny mic micro example but it's the same thing all all over the place up top where like look dude don't worry about that cocaine charge what oh how much do you owe in taxes don't worry about that
we'll take care of that man how about when presidents leave office and then dismiss a whole bunch of people yeah like what what who are these pardons presidents are allowed to like just give wide open pardons a gang of people for doing all kinds of creepy [ __ ] yeah why do they get to do that you know that's a crazy rule you you get to bypass the whole legal system and they have like a list it's not just one person like they have a a they have a personal cause there's a guy was unjustly accused and I think this man needs to be pardoned and no no no it's not that it's there's a list they get like 20 or 30 of them or something crazy oh sure man how many do they get to pardon I don't know but I'm sure I bet it's an unlimited amount I bet there's some [ __ ] checks coming in though cuz I feel like I feel like somebody's abused it recently like maybe Clinton how many president how many pardons does a president get is that what it be yeah God this keyboard sucks that's crazy though man that is crazy so yeah I think [ __ ] conspiracies happen cuz they happen in the smallest levels of society why wouldn't they happen in the highest levels of society yeah totally yeah of course man it's everywhere you go man unless people like are operating under the illusion that politicians are honest or don't like presidents can pardon as many people as they want so that you could pardon everyone God damn so if you were the president like if Obama got pissed and went out of office is the last attack he could be like I'm pardoning every prisoner in every prison all over the country yo dude sweat this President Clinton issued 456 executive clemency orders 395 Pardons and 61 commutations between 93 and January 20th of 2001 that's amazing President Bush has 191 pardons Jimmy Carter granted amnesty to all Vietnam era draft Dodgers wow that's cool that's pretty beautiful so Obama when he gets out of office he could pardon all people in there for medical marijuana you know who who uh dodged the draft in Vietnam Ted nit it's kind of crazy no [ __ ] cuz he's just like he's such a a proar guy but there's a a depiction of what he did I don't know if it's true but uh I mean he he definitely didn't go to war but now he's like super proar as
he's gotten older Pro warar is a weird stance well the idea of pro America I mean look if we really were living in the Game of Thrones you you better be [ __ ] Pro America you know you better be like down for this one team because otherwise some dothi hordes from the other side of the world might [ __ ] hop on a ship and come over and Jack you that's right it was very important back then but as we're connected by the internet the idea of countries is becoming less and less relevant it's all about local government and laws and the the whole world is one big [ __ ] connection the whole world is one big piece that's why all these people in the Middle East are freaking out the the the real rally and cry for Freedom has coming from the internet that's how they're using Twitter and they're using Facebook to communicate with and you know all that's all emanating from the internet man well man I heard this thing and I like I never read it I think a teacher told me this and I never explored it I'm sure I'll find out now though but it was this idea that about communism and how Carl Mark said that real communism was going to be a natural evolution of society into real communism not something imposed something that's just a natural obvious result of people getting smarter and um understanding the way things work and money AIDS in a lot of things it what it does is it gives you an incentive to innovate it gives you an incentive to work hard it gives you something to show a score which a lot of people like to see if you want Innovation right I'm not I'm definitely certainly not a communist no I know you're not not I'm definitely not anti- money but what what what I'm starting to see um happening uh is that the more that you work in like little collectives with people the more you help the people around you you know as much as you can just the people directly around you the more that group Rises up and succeeds right and this is the idea of the you know new form of like podcast networks which is where you have like um like uh like like my friend he's doing a a podcast Network called feral audio and ideas it's just a group of people that are like uh plugging in together and like sharing sharing profits this is the new model of things it's a collective artists and people get well I mean I'm
not sure if the podcast World represents a microcosm of the entire you know well no no universe but here's the thing this is what's beautiful about it and this is why I bring it up is a new thing the reason that it's the reason we can do podcasts and the reason like you just shot your own special on your own and the like seeing comedians shoot their own own special on own because we have more access to technology right than we had before and Technology shrinking getting smaller which is basically creating a situation where collectives form instead of the pyramid Illuminati top down power structure where someone owns the equipment and gets uh the majority of the dough do you know what I'm saying it's like everything's shifting widening out spreading out and that's that's why these [ __ ] tyrants in the Middle East it doesn't work when people have information right it doesn't work well you know I've always I remembered uh when they were talking to Muhammad Ali cuz I when I was a kid I remember when he had gotten um when he had uh fought Michael Spinx it was on television it was like a big deal I remember my parents were trying to explain to me when I was a kid like what had happened that they had kept him from fighting like my parents wanted to see him fight my I can't believe my parents were into fighting at all but wanted to see Muhammad Ali beat Leon Spinx was like some important fight and their their idea was that this guy was like a cultural hero cuz what he had done was stepped up and said why would I shoot a guy in Vietnam no Vietnam man ever did anything to me you know and he's right and he was 100% right and everybody knew it and it made sense and because of that they punished him they wouldn't let him box for three years right you know they took away his livelihood in the prime of his career like physically yeah this well this that that phenomena that you just described has been going on since the history of of top- down power structures I this uh book I'm reading now I can't remember the name it's so [ __ ] good but it's got um uh you know a picture of capern aus standing before like Catholic Popes um and being judged for talking about the fact that the Earth revolves around the Sun you know it's like this is a people say the truth throughout history
and many people have gone to jail or gotten burned at the [ __ ] steak for it oh hello Dr that's coconut water I think the last time I drank this energy drink it's pretty mellow yeah pretty pretty mellow for an energy trink it's like a lot of it is natural it's like E12 in it and [ __ ] do these guys sponsor you no it's just a friend of mine limel powerful limel my friend Tom atencio he uh used to run Affliction and he was the guy who put together the or or one of the guys who put together their mixed martial arts cards that they had and I always appreciated that that he did that they that you know Affliction supported MMA so I became friends with him and uh I was wearing their shirts for a little while but then they fired him so I quit out of respect for my friend avoided my uh my partnership with them so but so he sends me soda now he's he's cool as [ __ ] he's a good dude I just really uh respected what he and his company did for MMA they really supported a lot of Fighters they they um they supported a lot of uh of Fighters by promoting them they put on actual shows they had I think three big shows you know and uh some of them were [ __ ] great they great fights they put together some wild fights but they just found out it's way too expensive people don't realize how much money the UFC spends behind the scenes like how much it cost to keep the machine running it's it's an amazing amount of work there's so many people behind the scenes and they all of them have a long history and the UFC has this big name you know it's it's hard to [ __ ] with that it's like to try to make a rival Football League even if you have a lot of talent get B everybody knows what the NFL is you know they tried that [ __ ] a couple of times they tried it with the XFL remember was like Vince McMahon the wrestling guy tried to do that it's hard it's hard to get people to to you know and the UFC is consistent with the getting the best talent consistently get the best talent what's her name oh yeah Ronda Rousey no the girl who walks around with the number oh arani man you like she is beautiful she's got a perfect face oh my God perfect everything man her face is just she has a Flawless face it's like wow so pretty what what's really funny about
watching her is she's gotten down this casual wave to the hordes of pervs who were screaming like not acknowledging the fact that it's like an Apocalypse Now moment by the Sea of testosterone she does this little side like two finger wave like ah you remember that scene that was a great [ __ ] scene Apocalypse Now yeah that was that seems so real totally real man if You' ever seen it what happens is these these guys are over there fighting at War it's only men and there's thousands of them they fly in these Playboy Playmates and they're like dancing around on stage and it just gets angry it's just a it becomes like a mosh pit of gorillas and eventually they have to abandon and [ __ ] fly out of there yeah it's dude that was one of the best best that movie was so did someone get left behind in that scene I don't remember I should I don't remember can I ask an important question I think a lot of UFC fans Wonder this every day me included okay does what's her name arani does she have a boyfriend I do not know if she currently has a boyfriend I do not know well we're dying to know cuz we all feel like we do you think you like you everyone has a shot no that girl gets bombed on by I can't by princes by the no she gets bombed on by the Roth child she gets bombed on by people who like transform into a reptilian in front of her here take a diamond she wouldn't do this but if she wanted to she wouldn't but if she wanted to she's the type of chick that could get some like Middle East King to fly her out for like a million bucks easy yeah easy million bucks a night that's great it's [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] him for 10 million yeah I mean when when you have a if you have a trillion bucks like from what I understand there like royal families that have so much money and they're it's not they're not their money is not public like when people look at like who's like the richest man in the world oh it's Bill Gates or it's it's probably not it's actually probably some dude in the Middle East that doesn't talk about it at all and you don't know some Prince are like they have extraordinary amounts of money and I don't think that a lot of times it gets measured up in the same pile I might be wrong about that but from what people have told me about like
like really really wealthy people in the Middle East there're some of the wealthiest people on earth like that it's like insane staggering amounts of wealth the fun the thing I like to think about is like maybe you know like when you walk by a school and you see all the kids playing in the playground some of them are [ __ ] playing like four square some of them are running around playing tag and they're just having a a blast sometimes I think maybe that's what Society is maybe we're just like kids playing around in this playground that's been created by really really smart super wealthy people who kind of watch in watch maybe like maybe they have some fun with us they like throw [ __ ] in there every once in a while just to play around but they're so [ __ ] powerful and Rich they're not they don't need to go in there and like seem like they're famous or act like they're magical they just like to watch it's fun every once in a while they'll throw in something crazy you know every once in a while they'll throw in the AIDS virus or toss in some well when you have power for no reason which is essentially everyone at the very top of the the heat pass P there's no reason why you should have power okay now if you have power for for no reason you know that it's not like you earned your power through your basketball skills you know the fact that you shoot a wicked three-pointer or you're awesome at the violin no there's no real tangible skill that you present that anybody else couldn't also have you know I mean what is vague characteristics like leadership and intelligence the ability to speak well godd damn there's a lot of people that have that handshake yeah there's there's thousands of people out there in your neighborhood that can do that okay so they know that you have to be treacherous in order to retain this power when you see different laws every day that are being brought up like the National Defense authorization act and all this other different stuff all when you see like civil liberties getting eroded and you see corruption getting eroded there's your evidence that that is the exact evidence that you need to know that the people that are in a position of power shouldn't be in power they're trying to get more and more and more control why are you trying to get
more and more control why are you actively trying to get control instead of dealing with the issues that we already have dealing with the crime that we already have dealing with you know unsolved murders or what have you instead of devoting your time into that into that aspect of helping Society with law instead of doing that you're trying to take away civil liberties you're trying to erode people's freedoms that's the purest sign ever that the people who are in a position of power shouldn't be in a position of power it's really sad too it's it's p there's no arguing it there's no denying it Obama can never deny it if you brought it up to him there's nothing he could say there's no way anybody could say for your own good we need to take away your ability to send a private email to somebody we can't you can't have that well what they say is they they inevitably one thing that they'll always say is it's complicated it's a very complex system you don't understand there's a lot more to it than just legalizing marijuana there's a lot more to it Joe it's always complicated vampires love complication they love Tangles and complexity and the opposite of Simplicity simp cuz they you know why cuz they [ __ ] hate the truth and the truth is always simple the truth is always just a very simple thing it's a you know you jump off a cliff you're going to die it's if you [ __ ] don't eat you're going to be hungry there's just some it's a tweet the truth is a tweet yeah [ __ ] vampires they will take a a truth and they'll transform it and extrapolate so much [ __ ] from it that it turns into a [ __ ] lie and then they say you know we can't it's just tangled up the world's economy is just too confusing this is why we've got to exploit these people this is why we've got to throw farmers in jail cuz it's complicated this is why we're at War we can't just not go to war it's complicated it's always complicated but in in real life it's not complicated there's nothing [ __ ] complicated about uh you probably shouldn't throw bombs places where there's kids that's like if you see somebody throwing bombs in a place where there's some kids you're going to be like you know you probably shouldn't do that it [ __ ] kills kids but like when it's when we don't understand there's a
a Target insurgents insurgents could be in that oh you mean [ __ ] farmers who are sick of you driving tanks through their opium Fields is that the insurgence you're talking about you seen the original video from Wikileaks right the the the C collateral murder video where it shows the the helicopter shooting missiles and [ __ ] into a car that has kids in it oh yeah and they you know and someone says his kids well what you know they should have been taking their kids while they're carrying guns I know whatever the [ __ ] they said you know they shouldn't had your kids with you as if they should have thought about that since they're the enemy they should have meanwhile they were innocent they they shot a bunch of innocent people it was it was a complete total cluster [ __ ] sure it's not complicated it's a real simple thing about life that's the thing here's a simp it's a simple there's some simple ideas man you're not supposed to shoot into cars that have kids in them you're not supposed to shoot into cars that have kids in them and also uh if you send out good energy into the world you get good energy back there's another basic principle that you can test all day test it next week just yeah they didn't even like zoom in to see if they if the people do have guns they mean they they just they just [ __ ] gunned them down man you know to have that ability that kind of power you know and they're like you know and they're saying oh we we pretty sure this guy's got a gun and this guy's got a gun and they're like uh permission to engage and they get permission they just [ __ ] open up on these people yeah and that's it those people don't exist anymore and it's it's and we wouldn't even know that that is happening we wouldn't even know have you seen the new video the Blackwater video that's been released recently no The Young Turks um had it on that guy sink um I really like that guy's show he's he's uh he's [ __ ] Fearless man he attacks everything he attacks uh like he goes after that Peter Schiff guy you know Peter Schiff when he starts you know making excuses for Wall Street right you know in the way to fixes and he's just like no you you and he calls him out on he's like you just want to keep extracting more money from the system you just want to keep you know you're you're talking [ __ ] and he
cut him off and I liked it man it was interesting but he was talking about this and he was you know he was talking about how um what was the [ __ ] law what was the law that was passed which one [ __ ] I'm completely lost my thought what was his this [ __ ] thing about The Young Turks yeah I didn't see it [ __ ] God damn it look I'll remember let's rewind let's rewind a few steps back all this macro [ __ ] man thinking about the macro the conspiracy this is going to drive me crazy if I don't remember what this [ __ ] guy's video was about oh the Iraqi oh Jesus Christ This is why it was so disturbing I'm probably trying to forget it it was watching the Blackwater guys made this young this the Turks made a video about this and exposed it and showed there there's new videos that have been released that were like from the actual cars of the guys in Blackwater that were driving around smashing into people's cars one of them they hit a lady while she was walking across the street and you see the guy see the lady go down and go oh [ __ ] and they just drive on just left her there and they're smashing into people's cars they're sticking their guns out the window and just randomly shooting at things it's really it's really [ __ ] crazy it's really crazy to watch man it's really crazy and that's that's that's just there's there's no getting around that you you can't you know what you were talking about making the that the Catholic religion or any kind of crazy cult that wants to have some sort of a justification for doing something really [ __ ] wrong will read you some huge huge volume and Tome on why it is that what they're doing is the correct move for everybody else in the long run well you show a video like that is the correct move using mercenaries man right how you see how crazy this is you got people that are willing to kill people for money and you're paying them a fuckload of it and you're letting them just run them muck no man I mean the this is a this is a a problem that will always uh exist as long as power structures are triangular instead of circular and um and there's no way
around that man there's always just going to be that there's no way around that and the problem is when power structures are triangular they don't usually the people at the top of that [ __ ] triangle they the pyramid they don't they won't listen to logic they don't care about what's right or what's wrong they're not going to listen to you you have to take the power from them that's what the idea of the [ __ ] well they have to die off too that's the the other let Hope let's hope let's hope they die off because it's been a few thousand years and they don't seem to be going anywhere it's just they take different forms they put on different masks and admittedly the violence is lessening and lessening so maybe the violence will dissipate to to nothing I just I had no idea man I've been reading this [ __ ] book about what the goddamn Catholics to the [ __ ] cathars is what they were called Wikipedia that the cathars just got exterminated by the Catholic church just burn at the [ __ ] State man for for uh believing a a different version of Christianity it could have been a threat well this is a long time ago obviously it's just amazing that in 2012 after all the time and all the supposed [ __ ] that we had learned from the Dark Ages and today even still you got this video released this Blackwater video of people just going to a foreign land and just [ __ ] people up you know it's that is at the very the very peak of our society when it comes to like causing change and damage and that is like the the highest most impactful part of our world is war right most as far as like destruction and as far as like that's like Society at its breaking point or its boiling point and it seems to stay at that same level it seems to stay at that same level where we're always just that close to [ __ ] everything up we're always that close and like as good as it ever got was like when Clinton was in office didn't really seem like we were going to war anymore seemed like the Soviet Union kind of falling apart and we're the only big dog in town we're pretty cool we're not going to [ __ ] with anybody so it's just you know it felt like everything was going to be okay y but then it went right back up to its boiling point and you realize that boiling point where we had with the Clinton boort that was
unusual that was unusual the lack of thre threat of imminent death that's the unusual thing this normal thing that we've gone through with the Bush Administration and we go through with the Obama Administration now that's that's unusual or that is rather the norm the the unusual thing is peace the unusual thing is is prosperity and relaxation and not worrying about [ __ ] bombs dropping over your head from the other side of the world well it's yeah it's definitely normal when the people who are making the laws have apparently been paid off by people who prosper from war it's totally normal then it's just but it's amazing that it's it's it's still pushed through it's amazing it's it's amazing that in this day and age it can be so obvious it can be so laid out and yet still gets pushed through here's what's [ __ ] amazing what's amazing is there's somebody in a corporation that has to have War happening or they're going to go bankrupt that's what's amazing there's people who like man we got to get some Wars dude or our division is strictly missile reconstruction yeah and we're not blowing up missiles and we're not reconstructing areas where missiles destroyed yeah that's it yeah exactly dude that's what they're thinking they're think they're not when they when they hear that peace might be coming that's like that's hearing that a [ __ ] uh they're about to go bankrupt you think this calls like hey I heard that y'all are running a surplus on a a certain missile that we're about to go into construction on and we don't want to come out with version two while y'all still got version one going around you think you can make some campaigns where you could put those bad boys to use yeah let's come on we shouldn't be afraid to use those do you think that a like a [ __ ] Robert dowy Jr contractor character could call somebody up and ask him to launch some missiles dude do you think when those sons of [ __ ] who manufacture that [ __ ] watch war footage on the news they're like oh hell yeah that's a B96 That's my boy that's my that's the child Shredder hell yeah look at that thing look at the spread on that bomb woo hell yeah every time they see that they're like cha ching cha ching every
time a bomb goes off they're like yeah that's 100 Grand 100 Grand 100 Grand yeah what about dudes that have like never been to war but they're like obsessed with like Soldier of Fortune Magazine home protection and [ __ ] you know packing heat everywhere they go yeah they live in the wild west in the back of their head dude I got to tell you man I think I got the potential to be like that with man cuz like I yeah cuz I like it's an equalizer that's why people like it if you if you feel like you've been put in a situation where you uh could have been in danger physically because some [ __ ] wanted to [ __ ] you up and they could have done that to you you know that's a terrible terrible feeling so once you've experienced that terrible feeling you want to have some sort of an equal preparation nothing wrong with it man I really I mean and it seems so weird cuz I know I come off as this kind of like hippie dude but I was raised in the South man and my dad taught me to how to be safe with a gun taught me how fun it was to shoot a gun taught me like you know took me hunting and like I'm not afraid of guns I think they're [ __ ] awesome man they're really cool I just don't I I haven't gotten around to buying one um in LA and now it feels like there's this you know you're talking about this around DS and he was saying like it'll attract guns like it's yeah that's what DS thinks yeah so a lot of people think that they think that if you have the weapon it will act as some kind of magnet for negativity that will like bring bring it to you it's a superstitious idea but some part of me I'm like oh [ __ ] maybe so man I I don't know maybe I should just ignore it and not have a gun because I mean I I I can't I I doubt anyone's well you never know man you never know somebody could just decide to [ __ ] kick in your door and like take your [ __ ] and [ __ ] stab you to death people do get robbed there are home invasions people do scope people do it doesn't happen doesn't happen that often well the the what's really going on man is that there's so many [ __ ] people on this planet you're hearing about so many different violent acts even in bad neighborhoods violent acts are fairly rare you know I mean there might be a million people one of them gets shot a day it sucks this one in a million
that's it it's not a lot I mean it's not it's not a little you know when you think about it that way it sucks this is the society we live in man this is where we've Hit Upon in the Multiverse cuz like think of all the other things that people could break into your house and do like what a great Dimension where like [ __ ] hot chicks sometimes swarm neighborhoods and just give random blow jobs what if you don't want a random blow job from a hot chick what if you're trying to like control your sperm and you're on this dolly llama type journey and some hot chick breaks into his house and sucks his dick and ruins his whole spiritual journey yeah what if you turn into a zombie like anyone's not going to want to blow a job from a hot he's going to realize that he wasted his whole stupid life dressing up like a genie when he could have been just getting his dick suck from the get-go I know his is that's a good lesson yeah it is a good lesson but you can't force someone to have a lesson well you can't rape the dolly llama I'm that's what she would be doing she' be raping the poor guy you couldn't help suggesting that hot chicks go and rape the dolly llama when a woman that hot starts stroking your cck you're are you are not even in control you're not even in control you you're a zombie you're you are a DNA zombie you're just trying to shoot DNA ah brains you're just trying to shoot loads loads just trying to get rid of that that ache in your balls oh what a terrible poor Dolly L the whole guy's like I mean he's he's a single sort of pudgy weird kind of Asian character has a lot of really famous friends you know he's kind of a name dropper always hanging out with Richard Gear I'm not dissing him at all I'm just being honest thought is what he looks like you know what would be awesome if he would that would rock his [ __ ] world if some Megan Fox looking chick came in and started sucking his [ __ ] what would be awesome is that the dolly llama fire back at you like you got mad at me I don't mean any disrespect to the DOL Lama yo [ __ ] you Joe Rogan who that would be crazy if I was the first guy the do Lama told to go [ __ ] himself like wow I must be a dick I'm sure he's a great guy and I don't think there's anything wrong with doing life the way he's doing I just think it's when I when
I look at his life in comparison to a life that I would find interesting I'm like come on man you don't you don't want to have a wife or a girlfriend you don't want to have sex you don't want to like really you don't want to engage in like fun things and really is that too much it's too much of an effort to is that is it really too much of an effort to have a relationship or can you can it be managed and you're just a lazy [ __ ] and you can't figure out how to manage your own life and manage your own relationships in a way that you would attract someone that would also have sort of a harmonious relationship with you you know for some people that's like too much tr get their own attract so I mean it's like a real complicated formula so to say oh that's too much work I think you miss out on a big part of what it is to be a human being he obviously has compassionate relationships with people where he's friends with them and he communicates with them but to not be exchanging affection in my opinion is just this massive misunderstanding of of the the joy of life right cuz sex with someone you love that you're really attracted to is one of them that you're really attracted is one of the most intense physical experiences and beautiful experiences a person can ever have it really is it's intense it's it's a beautiful intense experience that cannot be recreated in a Solo environment well this is the this is the thing like it's these are things that are impossible to answer because I you could I only read about them I don't know if it's true or not but like I think a lot of people who become Hermits and leave Society of those people of all the people who leave society and become a mon go and become a Hermit go into the woods and vanish from Life of all those people probably the a big percentage of them are doing it as an escape mechanism right but I bet there's a small percentage of them that that are like have heard of these Peaks that you can climb to in Consciousness that the certain things will get in the way of getting to those Peaks it's not impossible but certain it's kind of like no you know there's a lot of different paths through the forest some of them are more difficult than others and some of them
uh especially when you've got the complication of a wife and children you can't you can't go through some of the uh forms of discipline that apparently are required to hit a Transcendent experience that a lot of people many many many many people have written about you know what I mean so I think there is a small group of people who really authentically are just like I want to [ __ ] go for it I want to see how far I can go into this is there Enlightenment is there this state of um higher awareness that you can get through meditation I want to do that and that you know the prescription for some of these things is to [ __ ] meditate for years straight yeah you know and you can't do that with [ __ ] kids you can't do that with a you can't do that with a job you can't do it with um the normal complications of society so you got to go out into the out into the [ __ ] cave to do it you know it's amazing when you really stop and think about it it's like no other or or rather it's like any other discipline you know in order to really take it to the highest level you have to devote all of your time to it that's it and managing the mind and managing the the Deep recesses of your Consciousness and increasing the brain's ability to focus on certain tasks and things me they've shown that that meditation directly changes the way the brain works oh yeah you know it's the the the the the the those um uh what what what what vision is it what they use when they're doing like cross-sections of the brain during any sort of neural activity CAT scans I don't know if it's a CAT scan whatever it is they they run tests on people and they find out like what areas of the brain are affect like they have remarkable Minds you know people that meditate like Buddhist monks it's like they've literally like developed a different sort of a brain dude it's I I don't think my brain's changed but my one of my favorite parts of the day I wake up in the morning and chant I [ __ ] love it dude and I'll tell you I'll wake up with my brain squirming with [ __ ] thoughts and like anxious sometimes and just maybe I had a bad dream or like I'm stressed out about something I'll sit down and [ __ ] meditate 10 minutes 15 minutes later it's not gone I'm not healed I'm not
cured of the thoughts but now the thoughts aren't on top they're underneath my will they're you know what I mean and that changes everything for the rest of the day CU now when I'm attacking the different problems and things I have to accomplish the first thing I'm feeling is this sense of self-control and underneath it are all the anxieties instead of approaching your problems with an anxious mind or a turbulent mind I think managing the mind and and putting the mind to good use is just like managing the body and putting the body to good use and I think the mind can become more athletic the mind can become more synaptic or more responsive rather synaptic that's cool well no the the it's a yeah the mind is definitely a sure I mean like when you write when you write don't you notice that if you like take time off and write again you start writing and you feel like a little clunky at firsty as [ __ ] and then after a day or two you're in the groove zooming through yeah and then you get to that it's like you have to like keep up that sort of shape you have to keep up a certain creative shape or you know or a mind uh you know meditative sort of a controlled shape and this is this is what people um this is the pro this is why more people don't meditate and more people discipline lives it's boring at first it's boring at first but when but after you lose your mind after you lose your mind after you [ __ ] get past the initial thing the initial like boredom of it it turns into something really incredible what's the deepest you've ever gotten through meditation yeah man the deepest I ever got through meditation was I was super stoned that doesn't count oh the weed is my dear man most certainly car you can get stone and meditate [ __ ] man now get you it's one of my favorite things to do is to get stoned and meditate [ __ ] that's the best man M had this funny story about uh or this funny analogy about UFO abductees is that the real problem with any stories about that you ever hear about UFOs is that you have to automatically discount every one of them that involved five grams of mushrooms well it's true too right because you oh you were tripping dude but maybe that's no but maybe that's how he sees it yeah well no [ __ ] or maybe
like a lot a lot of different philosophies came from people getting really high that's that book that I showed you you know the Cannabis is has its is a very old plant that we've had a relationship with for a long time and people love to invalidate things that you thought up when you were stoned they love to inv validate States Of Consciousness you obtained through merging with the plant mother but I'll tell you man [ __ ] getting high chanting and and uh getting high wow that's like now if you want if you want me to like come up with a time when I when I wasn't stoned and meditating I could think of a time when I was on the Zen Retreat sitting and staring at a wall and for like 7 hours straight and like definitely there was a shift in Consciousness and I was like getting [ __ ] getting conf that was I take I take offense at that word I really do I was getting confused cuz I've been staring at a wall for so long I was getting confused about my identity sort of a Consciousness ideal poisoning or ordal poisoning yeah it was a bit of a poisoning but like you're getting confused about your identity well I was staring at the wall and I knew I was I mean they were talking like eight hours of [ __ ] meditating man like just staring at the wall with your eyes open staring yeah with your eyes open like you're just kind of going in and out of like you know you don't ever close your eyes no you technically you're not supposed to this is why in the Zen temples uh in Japan where the people really take it seriously people walk around with [ __ ] rods and the moment a monk starts nodding off they get a nice [ __ ] rod on the right on their shoulder you can look whack wake your ass up whack wow yeah so like um and that's they don't want lazy monks no they want you there in the moment and you're trying what are they trying to accomplish well are they to make a army of super psychics super psychics you imagine if that's what it is that that's the only way to become like a real Warrior they could become a psychic Warrior well this is the [ __ ] crazy thing man I mean with with what what's his Z monk trying to accomplish the answer to that nothing that's like a to but but um sound of one hand CL yeah but
other people who don't have such lofty ideals to merge with the nothingness uh these people are trying to accomplish things and I believe the name of these superpowers or magical traits that you get from disciplining the will are called cities s d DH i s cities of Consciousness yeah and these are like these are like uh the ability if you if you if you start focusing you know I would even say that in some weird way standup comedy is a form of city in the sense that you're able to get in front of a group of people and make them [ __ ] laugh uh and it takes a long time to develop it's a discipline that takes a long time to develop and you get this skill that's kind of abnormal that some people aren't able to do you know what I mean like it doesn't have to be reading someone's mind it doesn't have to be levitating or walking through a wall it's just like [ __ ] man when I watch the [ __ ] UFC and see somebody do a flying leg kick and it's someone's head that's magic to me that's a magical [ __ ] thing that guy the fact that that guy can do that it's very acrobatic it's acrobatic or when they're these [ __ ] [ __ ] not they're not really [ __ ] but when you see them getting their backflip Conta these guys throw a [ __ ] backflip like it's nothing yeah and this is after fighting for three rounds after getting yeah whing on each other for three rounds and if the back flip doesn't land and you fall that's going to be played on the internet infinitely so the risk involved in that back flip is super extreme man so to me that's also a it's not real magic in the sense it's exp exp explainable but it's like I I think that people have de can develop um other forms of this and the other forms of it I don't want to use the term telepathy but maybe people get really good at reading micro gestures or micro movements in someone's face and recognizing when they're telling the truth or when they're telling a lie [ __ ] man just someone who's really focused and sitting and listening to you and looking you in the eye in a really focused way way that's unnerving sometimes when someone's got real [ __ ] Focus cuz most people don't most people are scattered they're scattered to the [ __ ] winds man they can barely listen to you for 4 minutes without fading out or checking their phone or
[ __ ] you know what I mean so will itself just the ability to draw your senses in and focus on the moment that's a pretty potent thing to be able to to do and you're not going to get that from playing video games you're not going to get that from getting drunk all the time you're not going get that from [ __ ] all the time you're going to get that from stopping the show sitting down crossing your legs taking a breath and not moving for 10 minutes and watch your mind freak the [ __ ] out your mind will turn into a cat that you're trying to put in the bathtub your mind will just start wriggling squirming warming hey what are you doing that's almost the first thing it's thing like come on what are you [ __ ] doing here what are you sitting here not moving for what is this who do you think you are you think you're [ __ ] gandi what do you think doing really going to do this and then that if you overcome that then that'll change a little bit and all of a sudden you'll start relaxing a little bit your body will relax and all of a sudden it's like oh [ __ ] man I didn't put that [ __ ] candle out in the other room I should go put that candle out in the other room I think I'll left the candle burning in the other room and then you just breathe through that and then it's going to be oh [ __ ] I call Jack I forgot to call Jack it's all these these moments trying to take you away and it's almost like your mind is set all these infinite traps to keep you from getting in the state of Stillness but eventually the more you do that the the more your mind will begin to be in the moment and not be in a place of expectation and not be waiting for the meditation to end and not be thinking about how cool it is that you're meditating or how dumb it is that you're meditating something else kicks in that thing that [ __ ] thing man that's the uh thing that I think people are trying to extend through their entire lifetime it's just that state of being present in the moment with no goal for what's going to happen not caring about what happened you know I it's just a difficult place to get to yeah and you don't always want to be there either you don't want to be there all day cuz you have to live with humans and if you're going to live completely in that total Zen State I guess you could do it ramda style and just go
video conferencing with people all day online but if you want to actually try to make a living no the rhda style is really interesting because the rhass style doesn't have ethics attached to it man that guy [ __ ] talks about going and eating like going into a [ __ ] restaurant ordering a steak really yeah [ __ ] yeah he eat steak he did in this story I don't know if he continues to eat but it's like his whole thing is like listen man it's not we're what we're what what we're going for here isn't fake a fake way fake imposition what we're going here for is what we're going for is this being in the flow of life being in the moment letting sometimes that means to have a [ __ ] cheeseburger sometimes eat that burger sometimes it means [ __ ] you know uh get your [ __ ] sucked sometimes you know what I mean sometimes it means [ __ ] way you said that was so Southern get your [ __ ] up get your [ __ ] up boy North Carolina my sisters room and get your I love my Southern accent does come out sometimes but yeah man this is this this state of being in the moment doesn't mean right but don't you have some sort of an ethical responsibility for animal cruelty and the pollution of the environment and all the different variables that really even though you have no control over you are a part of society and yeah the macro contribute to the problem by continuing support this is what I think about that I call this the what you're saying I consider it the starving kid in Africa the starving kid in Africa has stopped many many people from experimenting with like bringing their will into the world cuz they think yeah what about the [ __ ] starving kid in Africa what about the what about the macro what about the eating meat hurts animals and or um the big the bigger picture where where I I think that that is a a very valid thing to think about but I think the first thing to think about before you start thinking about the bigger picture is your little picture it's thinking about how are you treating the people around around you how what living condition are you in how are you healthy are you exercising first deal with that deal with that and then worry about the [ __ ] kid in Africa first deal with that thing and you'll get your you know your your uh get your focus back come out of autopilot first
because your ego will tell you like look man we've got to think about the big picture here the ego always wants to think about the big [ __ ] picture the ego always wants to think about like the ego is uh Messianic the ego wants to be Jesus the ego wants to heal the world or the ego wants to [ __ ] do all this crazy [ __ ] meanwhile you're [ __ ] smoking cigarettes your apartment smells like cat litter your balls are [ __ ] festering with crab lice you you know what I mean you know what I mean you got to [ __ ] think about the [ __ ] Mo you got to think about the moment yeah we were talking about a dude who was screaming yelling about Chemtrails while he was smoking cigarettes yeah it's like what you're doing has got to be worse than what they're doing by spraying you absolutely man and that that's see this is this I this I think is the recipe for a true Revolution the recipe for a true Revolution does not involve going out into the world and trying to attack these ancient powerful monolithic structures by throwing Molotov cocktails at them it [ __ ] involves stopping looking at the way you're treating the people directly around you how do you treat waiters how do you treat people at the at the cash register how do you treat people that you have power over even if the power is illusionary and it's just a game cuz when you're with a waiter you're playing the game of someone being served they're playing the game of the Ser you're just [ __ ] people but you start looking how am I treating the people around first you start looking how am I treating myself that's the number one thing that is the number one thing look at yourself are you being entic to yourself are you being sweet to yourself are you taking vitamins are you being cruel to yourself are you poisoning yourself are you shoving poison into your bodies first bodies body first deal with that then once you start feeling feeling good and healthy again the depression will start wearing off and then you start looking at the way you're treating people around you then you start tipping too much this is something you taught me man I don't want to go all [ __ ] secret on everybody's ass here but ever since I started tipping too much [ __ ] more money than I've ever made has been coming into my life dude and I feel like
there's some kind of like direct uh correlation between how much you put out and how much comes back to I I mean it's possible it's also possible that it just came in a coincidental time to when you started making money and could tip because you had some momentum running dude I'll tell you I'll tell you one number one does hurt I'll tell you one quality that is I always have when I'm broke you know what that [ __ ] quality is selfishness I always will look at the way I'm acting it's always very [ __ ] selfish it's always survival mode and I got to look out for me you know what I mean this is there's a [ __ ] verse in the I don't I always quote the [ __ ] Bible I am not a Christian but there's a verse in the uh New Testament that I'd always me was something like those who have will get more and those who have not more will be taken away and the idea is like this sense of like this it doesn't make sense it doesn't go with the way we've been taught it doesn't make sense that if you give out more than you have you'll get more back it doesn't I don't know if it's more than you have I think you just have to be generous give more than you have more than you have more how can you give more than you have you to dunin truss.com click on the Donate button my children if you it's like saying I'm going to try 100% 10% you can't I know I know you're right I'm going to give 110% no you're not you know what it is man it's like the the church uh had this idea and the idea was tithing right and the idea was give 10% of your income to the church right this is so because the church will deal with like giving the money out now I think that this is based on a metaphysical principle I think it's based on a metaphysical principle which is that uh if you give out like imagine I think we may have talked about this before but imagine if you cut out 10% of your income and and just put it in a pile and made the decision that that 10% you're going to just [ __ ] give to people who need it you're just going to give it to help people you're going to use it to like help people that's 10% of your income is going out into the world to help people that would be the your favorite money that [ __ ] 10% like on a Saturday if you get to go into that account you be like [ __ ] man I'm going to buy my friend an Xbox just because
cuz that's coming out of the 10% that's a that's a cool thing that's a good idea man everybody thinks it's like oh I'm going to go give a ham sandwich to a heroin addict no go [ __ ] surprise your friend take him out to [ __ ] take him out to dinner and then [ __ ] buy dinner when they didn't expect it take one of your friends out who doesn't have a lot of money right now and like do something really cool for them when they don't expect it and don't act like they owe you just like no dude I just thought it would be fun that's fun that's tithing if you ask me instead of letting the church be in control of it well the problem the the church is always going to be like who are they it's just people man they're not really representing God so if you got a good church it could work out well could you know there's a lot of churches that do a lot of great great stuff for the community there's a lot of churches that keep people together there's a lot of people out there dude they they haven't thought too much about the world they haven't thought too much about the complexities of the various different things that we do understand about the world subatomic particles interacting with each other across the universe at the exact same time TR communic ation through subatomic particles particles that are in both a super position where they're in a state of both standing and moving at the same time there's just too much craziness going on in the world and there's not enough curiosity and that combination of that and their culture and whatever the [ __ ] their genetic imprint was whatever you know whatever 9vt battery that they were born with all that combined some people need religion man some people it's like a super beneficial tool I don't I don't deny it look essentially what Christianity is supposed to be is supposed to be someone about being positive about representing God and being living life by God's standards well if you look at what God's standards are sort of vaguely and don't you take out of the stories about killing people that he tells you to kill and what happens if you're a gay dude and you know Jesus doesn't say any of that Jesus doesn't say any of that but it's in the Bible it's supposed to be if the Bible's supposed to represent the word of God if it is really well this is the [ __ ] talk
that the [ __ ] Lon Lon disciples say right you can't just follow what choss said you got to follow everything in that old sweet old book but ultimately when it comes down to a church though it really depends on who's running the church like the church could be a great asset to a community and a good place where people learn to be good people or it could be [ __ ] craziness if you wind up in a church where you know the priests are [ __ ] kids and the whole thing's chaos I'll tell you you know where I got a lot of info from man I got a big download from when I used to go to a gape church with Reverend Michael Beckwith I would [ __ ] go there and that guy would blast positivity you would go there and get you would walk out of there feeling so [ __ ] great man what is uh his denomination uh I he I don't know the name of the do denomination but like he they're into this book called the science of Mind by Ernest Holmes which is like this idea that you create your own reality by the thoughts that you think and it's a it's just a it's that mixed in with all the world religion mixed in with like kind of like I mean listen man it's a big church and I'm not saying every moment of the uh ceremony wasn't slightly embarrassing and I'm not saying that they're not people there dressed in like baggy big baggy pants and wearing sandals and have really gone deep into Fruit land I'm not saying that that didn't happen but that church man some of the information I got out of there it was [ __ ] really high-tech information I'll tell you something else that happened to me there and I'm sure I'm going to get [ __ ] [ __ ] made fun of for this but I'll tell you man I had a [ __ ] terrible I throw my back out throw my [ __ ] back out and couldn't move my [ __ ] neck and I was like [ __ ] up and in a lot of pain and I'm standing there oh my god there was a song you sing there were singing this song and this [ __ ] guy behind me started giving you a back rub and grabbing your shaft I knew it would come let me at least let me finish the story finish the story before you attack the [ __ ] you got to let me finish the story didn't lay into me here's the [ __ ] listen I knew this was coming I knew there's no way I could tell you
this guy [ __ ] a child this guy I think it's funny this guy touches my back and dude instantly I felt [ __ ] better instantly everything went away my back felt better everything was ladies and gentlemen remember what I said yesterday about disinformation agents Duncan clearly just exposed himself as a government agent an agent of disinfo he says all this brilliant [ __ ] and then he incorporates some back healing magic touches listen man this [ __ ] is doing Christian healing listen I can only report from my own experience what about praying the gay away have you ever seen anybody successfully pray the gay away no have you ever seen someone try no no okay I haven't seen the anyone [ __ ] pray the gay away show but it's not the same thing it's not the same thing as a guy coming up and touching you and healing your back he was he didn't come up he was standing there he standing there with some magical touch heal your back why would I bring this St you silly [ __ ] why did you why did you give me this I can't I can't can't leave this alone this is ridiculous so some guy came up and his desire to stick his penis inside your [ __ ] was so strong that as he touched your back the jolt just realigned your back cuz your back knew that it had to fight to survive so because Daryl you felt the love and lust of this man's fingertips because Daryl he me you're Daryl have flannel underwear on he wasn't wearing underwear that day whoa look I I I I just raw [ __ ] and zipper I'm dangerous ra [ __ ] pressed up against the cold metal of the Z I can't believe that you're turning healers and always being gay oh let me just touch his back the gay came out of his hand like a lightning bolt he was like one of the Avengers the gay came out of his hand into your back just popped your back into order they listen this is exactly what Jesus said persecute you I'm being persecuted you you know what you're this is religious persecution right now yes it is absolutely absolutely that guy prayed he he got out of he couldn't help himself you were sexy you was slightly slumped leaning to one side look like you had a hurt knee maybe I'm trying to remember perhaps even limping I'm trying to remember the song that we sang there just so I can
give you more you got to pray the gay away pray the gay away no wait I'll sing it I'll sing it dude I'm going to give you more more [ __ ] ammo okay I release and I let go let God's power something my life I can't remember and they would just sing this over and over again and everybody was really getting into it yeah and people would like go up and down the aisles with Kleenex because people would start crying and like it was like but you know the I've learned to not throw the baby out with a bath water uh and so like a lot of the stuff yeah I don't know if I necessarily was like you know fully on board but I got some good information from there man there was like some really uh the [ __ ] that he talked about was this concept of being able to like at your you decide when it's time to to be happy you decide to not be a victim you decide to pull yourself out of the negative M that you're in and you could just do it you don't have to come up with excuses you don't have to go to the [ __ ] mountains and meditate forever you don't have to you can just stop being a victim right away and the moment you do that your life will become a million times better and everything else will follow from there you know you'll start treating people around you better and when you start PE treating people around you better you're going to get more Prosperity cuz if you're treating people around you like [ __ ] Yeah it's you're cutting off all these currents and circuits that well you you any interaction you have with someone that ends up in a negative a negative on their side or a negative on your side you know it's going to leave you with like a little bit of a deficit for sure you know it's not a good feeling it's not a good feeling when someone's upset at you no it sucks sucks it [ __ ] sucks and you don't realize how much of an impact your your words or your actions can really have until you see them upset someone and then you realiz then it all manifests itself to you it all shows and like God damn it what the [ __ ] was I thinking I just got so flippant with you know being rude or being aggressive or being you know adamant or argumentative or whatever it is that causes these blips in The Matrix but sometimes you need to have those in your life just as a reminder you know be
careful you know I'm not even saying that you should have to have them but you look I I've see I see them in other people and I learn well it's [ __ ] ping pong man you can get caught up in a in a long game of [ __ ] ping pong with people and it's like look all there's no way that you're gonna there's no way that you're going to be perfect and there's no way you're going to avoid conflict and there's no way you're going to avoid getting angry but the main thing is man here's the main thing forgiveness and forgiveness it [ __ ] isn't always Fair that's the thing about forgiveness dude it's not always fair you're not it's not always about who wins or who loses or who's right or who's wrong sometimes you just have to be like look man we got [ __ ] blasted out of a [ __ ] we're plunging towards Oblivion we're in this insane [ __ ] Dimension you freaked out for a second I freaked out I forgive you you win you know what I mean like you just take that extra [ __ ] step and you know what that does that stops the [ __ ] uh when you see like that stops the the negative energy ball that's the idea right um you talking about anyone in specific yeah yeah man you know I I already I yeah you already did well for people don't know Brian and Duncan had gotten into an argument and uh you know it was unfortunate it's unfortunate on both sides it unfortunate that Duncan brought it up in a public setting and sort of Blindsided him and I think you feel that right I said it on that last podcast yeah that I did the real here's the real thing I learned from it though man this is the thing you're not going to avoid conflict and and and in a community that's one thing I learned is we have this little [ __ ] right but you if you had a chance to do it all again you wouldn't have done it that way absolutely not yeah you were I'm going to be honest with you you were a little snippy that day anyway man you even got snippy with me when I was [ __ ] with you and I was not being that aggressive but you you seemed like you were a bit testy that day yeah man I was testy that day and and what happened was um without going into I hate [ __ ] resurrecting it again because I think that it's like um what made you testy that day I don't want to talk about that man okay that's a personal issue it's a [ __ ]
personal issue you you you certainly had it's a it was a family issue dude you were a bit imbalan some [ __ ] had gone down yeah but anyway there's no excuse I don't [ __ ] why was I testy I was testy cuz I was not in control of my [ __ ] self that's anyone's testy there's no excuse people always come up with excuses for acting like a [ __ ] [ __ ] it all boils down to like you handling your own [ __ ] yeah not imposing your own [ __ ] on other people exactly dude but so the what what happened is is um so what happened is during a podcast in Atlanta with with Marshall child's at the Laughing Skull mhm I was starting to talk about uh those videos I made for South by Southwest because I was trying to lead into talking about the moon tower Comedy Festival for people don't know Duncan has been pretty adamant about the uh in my opinion the very correct idea that if you're going to have a festival where you profit off of it and you have comedians perform at your festival at the very least you have to fly them there I mean if you want them to work for free you can't really expect them to fly themselves and then when you find out the whole thing is sponsored by an airline you're like what right cuz they're going to profit by the fact that people have to fly in like the whole thing is crazy so you you wrote this you made this video where it was Hitler and then over Hitler screaming you had the the translation the Hitler meme yes the translation was saying you know how Preposterous it is right it was just the basic idea which is that if you charge for uh if you have an event centered around comedians artists whatever that couldn't function without the comedians or artists you have to fairly compensate them you have to pay them pay them a percentage of the door doesn't have to be a lot give them a little cut whether it's a flight hotel I don't know whatever the [ __ ] it is but just like make it fair so I would started to talk about that and then Brian got on the microphone and started talking about how no no no they pay the performers whereas like I have you know well he said it was up to the venues well no no he what he was talking about was as a comedian you can get sponsorship from other people like Brown Paper Tickets or other like
corporations will pay for you to perform at their parties or will in some way fund you but the festival itself doesn't pay so some venues don't pay the artist some venues don't decide because they're at a certain place they get paid cuz I've heard that some people have gotten paid by South by Southwest who's getting paid I have um I actually the guy Charlie satell who run South by Southwest when I was at moon tower we had the same [ __ ] conversation right and you know like he was he was saying you know we don't we don't [ __ ] pay John we didn't pay Johnny Cash whoa you know what I mean like we don't pay yeah I know what you know like gangster he was saying we just yeah I know Johnny Cash to work for you for [ __ ] gangster but so that's the point I already had this conversation with this guy about this so I at least from the perspective of the representative of South by Southwest and the comedy side had told me directly this happened and then also as a as an uh um as a a uh other note he said you know yeah we we do give Comics 100 bucks but we don't even talk about it so they pay Comics 100 bucks that's what I found out they don't talk about yeah that's what he said he said this not bring up Charlie satell that's a big secret by the way something's wrong when there's a big secret where you're giving a comic 100 bucks yeah whatever it's so so the so um and Charlie satell seemed like a really nice guy and I kind of respect him for coming out to me and talking to me about it I still completely disagree with him but he came up and he talked cuz he had heard your video yeah he he's the one who does the comics for South by Southwest so like it was really he wasn't angry he just came up to me and broke it down in his own way from his own Paradigm about how it [ __ ] works so anyway and what was his justification for not paying you get a lot out of the Festival as a performer it's the it's there's two paradigms the paradigms are the two paradigms are uh people who pay based on a percentage from the door or some other form of like money compensation and people who feel like they're offering a venue and they're offering the benefits that you get from performing on a show whether it's working out or it's kind of amazing the idea that you know you could have a a
festival of Art and a profitable Festival of Art and say that the the festival is more important than the art that's represented there so the festival should profit but the artists are getting the luxury of performing at this pimp ass gangster Festival man a l it's really amazing I like to play my own Devil's Advocate South by Southwest is an expensive festival and a lot of people like seeing bands and some Comics like seeing bands and we're going to go to South by Southwest anyway so now they don't have to pay the 700 bucks that you would pay to see everything so there's the there's the the justification of that perspective have you been I've never been but regardless I I I feel when is it I don't know you know what we should do we should just book the Cap City comedy club that week if we can if it's not already booked it's probably it's I bet it's already booked I bet it's like something like Doug Benson or someone tries to get like a year in advance that would be really fun yeah cuz doesn't Doug do all that [ __ ] he goes to all those places I don't know yeah he's always TW he's a wild Bachelor character he's out there slinging dick around the country that's what I hear doing shows on 420 in the afternoon on Saturdays he's doing what he wants now man it's really fascinating how he's got you know Doug's got this uh you know this thing where he can show up at like a regular club like it has a full weekend and he comes on at 4:20 in the afternoon and he does these 420 shows where it's all his fans what about side boob Sunday how'd that guy manufacture that where he gets chicks to send pictures of their side tits who is this who are you talking about Doug Benson does that hell yeah I on Twitter it's the best side boob Sunday see that people tweet like beautiful hippie chicks tweet their like the profile it's great that's beautiful that's beautiful some it's really funny how you look on Twitter and some uh porn girls have like pick of the day and you click on it it's them with a giant dick in their mouth and one their ass and you're like whoa yeah really just pick of the day like that's it no [ __ ] warning at all like you got to go okay well now I know she's rocking it cuz some girls don't ever have that in their Twitter some some strippers might as well be accountants
they might as well be working for Denny's you know they just have like you know here's today this is what I did D D D D D but some uh some of those uh porn girls have they'll just throw up some wild pictures you got to be NSFW got to be careful there nfw I love it when people get mad for posting that not safe for work to put in sfw man well that that work thing that's are we done with the Brian thing well I mean sort of I mean we didn't even really go into it what what happened was you and this elevated snippy State I'll just cut to the chase you called Brian out for something that you believe that he was doing incorrectly with how he was putting on a comedy show and uh he defended himself and got very upset at you and couldn't believe that you said it on the air and he was really hurt and stormed out of the room and then you know we sort of sat around and talked about the importance of comedians getting paid and whether or not thought that was the right thing to do and what what the real issue is and you know it's uh there's there's a side to be t on both men's point of view Brian's and yours you know there's a side to be had on Brian's about the way you presented it that you did it like and you were in this elevated State and you were responding to him questioning you in the South by Southwest thing you attacked some people don't know this just to make sure people know I I told Marshall not to upload that right away like I have that you're not trying to just you're not trying to make it more than it already is right I didn't want it to be more than that okay and Brian is uh very upset about it and you know his side of it is that he did pay uh some people and there's a lot of expenses and then he had to pay for taxes and he's paying for the rent to keep that place open and you know to be honest he probably bid off more than he could Che and he didn't realize how much was was involved in not just uh putting on a podcast where you're just being the producer of the podcast but also running a comedy show at the same time calling people booking it having the comedians show up putting together a flyer trying to get people to come put tweeting it making a big deal out there it's more involved it's not a like those guys that
like do comedy juice or something like that there's a lot of work involved in that there's mailing lists and there's you know I get their mailing lists all the time and they're constantly uh emailing me all the time asking me to come and perform like they're it's a business for these guys they they they're trying to you know there's a lot of work behind it I think it got away from him and he's corrected it and he's corrected it now and because of this confrontation the good that's come out of it is that the the money Situation's been taken completely out of his hands so he doesn't have to worry about it anymore yeah which is cool and the shows can still pay for the rent there yeah here's what's not cool and this is the thing it taught me um because I've been seeing this in the positive thank thankfully in my life mostly but what happened was even though it didn't get uploaded at the time it could have Marshall could have like [ __ ] that I'm not deleting that that's good that's going to that'll get traffic that's good he could have been an [ __ ] I didn't know I was totally wrong shouldn't have brought it up in a public I shouldn't have brought up in a public way I was totally [ __ ] wrong even if I felt like Brian uh confronting me about South by Southwest was wrong what I did was so if Brian was throwing a negative energy ball my way I grabbed that negative energy ball tried to stuff it down his throat I expanded it and tried to stuff it down his throat out of anger I didn't feel good I was angry right and so then Brian got mad and then the energy ball he exponentially increased the energy ball by uh having a blowout and saying [ __ ] D get trussle over and over he doesn't do well when criticized anyway but when criticized like that in a very confrontational confrontational manner on a podcast it's very upsetting for him but you know he didn't react the there was a b was a bad reactions on both sides neither one of you guys reacted admirably you know if you wanted to look back at yourself and how that whole thing went down you know we going back and forth at each other where you you know I didn't go that that's the thing man I went back I went I I went back at him once and then I I apologized on my podcast and I guess I'm apologizing yeah but go you the the initial words that
you used were very confrontational in in in Atlanta yes yes but then how you launched it off was very you used the words ripping off I didn't say ripping off I said robbing I said robbing even worse I said he's robbing Comedians and that's the [ __ ] wrong word uh for not paying people when you go back and you listen to it what do you get out of it Have you listened to it no I don't even want to [ __ ] listen to it cuz it's anger man it's just anger I I can only own my side of the street my side of the street when I attacked him I was pissed uhhuh right you were pissed cuz you felt that he was incorrectly correcting you and that he was putting his two cents in into an argument that you have that's a very big one it's not just about South by Southwest but it's about a lot of other organizations that don't pay the the performance EX and I think that the tides are shifting now and I think that that uh Paradigm where you charge money for a show and don't pay the comics is going to hopefully be gone permanently uh because what I really liked about the South by Southwest video and is that it it I think it encouraged some comedians to start speaking up and I think artists are very afraid of Confrontation and are afraid of speaking up about uh things that are obviously right now there's a time to speak up and there's a time to not speak up and I think uh with Brian when I uh said you're robbing Comics that wasn't coming out of some altruistic you know uh state of wanting to like be Gandhi and help [ __ ] Comics that was coming as like oh you slap me I'm going to slap you back exactly and so that's wrong that's wrong action that's not skillful that's bad and so I went on my podcast and I uh and I apologize and I I uh admitted that that was wrong and also I think the term robbing is totally wrong because robbing implies that the uh person that you're um it implies forcefully taking something for someone whereas if someone goes and does a show at the ice house and Brian is said he's not paying or didn't mention payment then you're entering into an agreement where you're going to perform for free so it's more of the performers deal like it's you decided to go and do that so robbing is the wrong word so there's that but watching it explode you know what I mean
watching the fireball grow bigger and bigger it's been um a huge lesson for me you know and it really has taught me like [ __ ] man you've got to learn to uh if you're angry and especially your anger is at a friend and even though like I think Brian hates my guts permanently now he was we've been friends for like I don't know 7 years like some bring up [ __ ] that you did like 8 years ago would you stab me with a pencil stabbed him with a [ __ ] pencil you did stab him with a pencil sorry for that that's pretty [ __ ] crazy you know what if I'm sorry that I did that but I'll tell you this let me tell you this I'm a lot less sorry that I stabbed him with a pencil than I am that in the [ __ ] public forum I called him out on something that I should have addressed privately because when I stabbed him with a [ __ ] pencil he kep poke in my back on an airplane when I'm trying to sleep man and I had to [ __ ] fight back I don't feel bad about that I was [ __ ] babyish stupid but that was just an instant reaction to being annoyed what happened at the Laughing Skull was using a public forum to address a private issue and I think that that is not [ __ ] cool and the end result of that even though that podcast didn't get uploaded is that we've created a [ __ ] Kardashian episode with a death squad and that sucks man there's a lot of [ __ ] people who've been uh taking both sides of it taking sides and and attacking me or attacking Brian or like like all this stuff that ultimately so now what what what happens this is the [ __ ] thing that happens you watch this thing that started off as a midsize negative energy ball turned into a big negative energy ball and then get [ __ ] scattered and spread throughout the [ __ ] internet with people siding up and trying to say hurtful things or saying this person's right that person's wrong this is good that's bad this is why I say Simplicity is the most important thing thing man because it's like ultimately you just have to say I forgive you Simplicity is the most important Simplicity man just forgiveness just at some point Simplicity is forgiveness no forgiving is a simple act it doesn't have to be complicated it doesn't have to be going into Judge Judy mode and stretching out
the events to see who was right and who was wrong and how did you do that and why did you do that it's just a simple thing of being like look let's stop playing [ __ ] ping pong with negative energy it's back what we were talking about earlier about like money being needed to to keep score even in fights with friends there there someone has to be the one who was right someone has to be the one who was wrong someone has to be the one who won the argument someone has to lose it's like when people break up and get divorced and you like oh she won that one you know she got out of that one pretty good she gets this and that a month and you know that poor [ __ ] guy he really lost that one it suckss it's funny it's it's weird it's weird man and it's all ego based all our whole society is about achievement forward progress you know uh treading into new territories and taking them over I mean it's whether whether those yeah whether it's those actual physical territories like new lands or whether it's technological territories like new you know new inventions and Innovations we we're always moving forward so like you have to like okay you're out of the relationship how'd you do I did great why I only married that [ __ ] for three years and he has to give me a million dollars you know look man you know like so I think uh I don't have anything else to say about that I think I'm done talking about that but I do want to say something well he he's a in in his defense his uh what what he's upset about more than the fact that you brought it up on the podcast and did it like that and threw him under the bus that even in your apology you still said that he wasn't paying The Comedians and he did pay some of the comedians right you know and apparently you know I wasn't really I I told him it'd be a good idea to pay the comedians but we never really had too many conversations about who got paid and who didn't it it was up to his discretion right okay so so little Lester Tom seura some people got bur Cher some people got paid and some didn't and some didn't you know but there there was different shows where there wasn't that many seats that were sold you know where he did his own shows there was shows that weren't that very suful okay right okay so what so what this turns into at this point is like
real [ __ ] like like to me it's like I guess so like if the apology is not correct then basically what we've created now is a situation where it's like you didn't submit to me properly you know what I mean I don't I don't like okay I I know you played [ __ ] Cat Stevens Peace Train and said that you were uh my friend you know what I mean like like I know that you did that but you didn't do it in exactly the right way and then if if that happens then it's like okay then what you didn't do this and I didn't do now all of a sudden [ __ ] ping pongs happening again [ __ ] ping pong you know what I mean and it's like [ __ ] man like isn't like the isn't like the the the best thing to do to like number one uh address this situation and I'm addressing it publicly now because it was brought into the public form it isn't the best thing to do to address it privately isn't that the number one like best best way to handle it um and number two well well it wasn't his fault that was made public it was really my fault I was explaining to Ari why you guys were in in an argument and you know in the middle of a podcast you're just talking I didn't really stop and think whether or not this is a smart thing to to reexpose right and but but but you must be upset about how it happened and I know how I feel after every sort of yelling argument that I've ever been in in my life it was like no it was really intense to like see someone saying [ __ ] Duncan Trussell in front of half possibly half a million people that felt really weird cuz I um you know like it's tough for me to imagine a situation where I would be angry enough to like try to publicly disparage somebody and intense away you know what I mean I just I I I wouldn't I don't think I'd do that unless I was really [ __ ] pissed so yeah peast train we're going to make it all work out bro well that's my that's what I bro it's all going to come [Music] together stram brother what a silly [ __ ] this Peace Train [ __ ] became a Muslim he blew he [ __ ] blew it no Muslims are some Muslims are okay oh yeah but he was calling for smon rushy to be killed okay so he got off a Peace Train he's crazy he got off a peace Tren he was talking about how the Quran says that
sumon rushy got to go got to go got to go didn't he recently like make a little comeback ran out of cash had a little bit of a comeback I saw him playing but he use of Islam now the attack on it's very sad yeah that is a sweet song man he's got a lot of great songs he's got some beautiful songs man he's obviously an incredibly sensitive guy but back to the whole uh situation I think you have to treat your friends uh the way you treat someone that you love like a wife you know you you get it you can't you can't insult them you can't lash out at them you can't do it it's uh it's it's a shitty thing when it happens and you got to make it all better after it's over and you got to you got to really truly feel bad about it and you got to really truly sort of correct yourself and make sure that yeah never putting yourself in into such a situation of uh almost like verbal combat with a brother you know yes um Brian for sure has some maturing to do and you know and I think he's aware of it himself and he he started out at a different time than we did he's a good dude though man I've I've been with Brian for a long time we've worked together for like a decade he's a good dude man he's uh you know he's got a lot of man child in him but that's that's part of what makes him funny that's part of what makes him unique and PS here's the [ __ ] thing no one needs to be attacking anybody exactly you guys AR there's no bad guys there's no need for there to be an enemy involved here it's crazy yeah there there's no there's like there's just it's like what we've got going on here with this whatever you want to call it the death squad this podcast our podcast is an emergent art form that's incredibly beautiful and all of us are contributing to it in our own way and a lot of people seem really invested in it and a lot of people seemed authentically upset by this fight and and and so I think like out of respect for this whatever this weird [ __ ] thing is that we're building here we've got to like learn how to uh forgive each other and to let bygones be bygones because otherwise the community that we're forming is weak you know and then and then in a weak [ __ ] thing is going to fall apart you know you need I think you need blowouts like this I would prefer for them to happen in private but I think in this case it got
into the public eye fine uh the fact that it is in the public eye creates even more of a reason to resolve it in a civilized way that doesn't mean somebody gets hurt or somebody gets [ __ ] uh excommunicated or somebody gets like permanently mad it means that because if we can't figure it out if we can't figure out to resolve something as silly as this then how can we [ __ ] talk about stop dropping bombs you know what I mean how can we still when that's what that is in the macro right you know what I mean and that's why I think it takes at some point if you look at the back and forth that happened in war if somebody did this to someone and then they did something back and then they did something back bigger and they did something back bigger it goes on forever at some point you just have to be like I'm sorry I forgive you I'm sorry and that's it and that's when Brian goes [ __ ] talk truss right yeah I know man that's the [ __ ] that but but you know what it's like you can only handle your side of the street you know what I mean that's all that's all that you could do you can only handle your side of [ __ ] things that's all you can do that's it yeah you know I think all of us get caught up in life and stress and [ __ ] and this and that and there's words that come out of your mouth that are poorly chosen there's there's ideas that are expressed selfishly you know we all we all make mistakes especially when you're you're [ __ ] busy you're you know not getting enough sleep real stressed out always in the middle of a million different things like I know you are and I certainly am people make mistakes people make a lot of [ __ ] mistakes people make mistakes you got to know when you've been friends with someone for a long time the essence of who that person is you know you got to you got to be a nice guy both when you are in charge and when you are the employee or the the person who has to listen and follow directions whether you're the fan or whether you're the performer whether you're the police officer or the guy who has to talk to the cop because his car got stolen you know who the [ __ ] you know we we have to figure out a way to to always communicate with with respect it's just so hard to develop a human being that's completely and totally
honest that we live in this world of Mayes and Hal truths and [ __ ] and lies and then behind the lies there's things that are true but make no sense like legislation and laws and all of it adds up to be this really confusing frustrating unfair feeling of life in general just as a pattern of your whole [ __ ] situation but all of it all of it can be cured by the simple truth that we have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life if we are all this one thing that is born into this world in various circumstances and various biological situations in various states of the world and various various climates but at the sole of it all behind the sex and behind the the the you know the height and the weight and the essence of what a [ __ ] human being is could could just be as easily you you could be that guy you could be this guy you what you are stripped of culture and language and what I am is the same thing I'm just going through this in a completely different ride with a totally different flesh vehicle and we happen to see each other along the journey and we become friends and United in our struggle together and enhanced each other but at the end of the day we're the same [ __ ] thing and once we realize that I'm the same as some poor [ __ ] that was born in Afghanistan is living in a cave I'm the same as that guy I just got to way better role of the dice and I was born in New Jersey you know what I'm saying I mean that the only way we're ever going to get over this hump of existence is if we drop all the [ __ ] and then the one law that we should all recognize the one thing that we should all practice is the ideal that you are me and I am you and we are living completely different lives but inside the body inside the the beaning of what it is when you think of you I could easily be you I could easily be my mother I could easily be this [ __ ] that lives down the street for me that I can't talk to because he's dumb I could it could be this guy I could be that guy I could have been bored here it's just some crazy situation where we may all be the very same thing living through different epochs living through different biological identities living through different genetics and different social circumstances and but at the root
of it all we could be the same [ __ ] thing and we essentially are yeah we essentially are for sure it's our own individual experiences that confuse the [ __ ] out of us if we if we really started treating people like that if you really looked at the world like that and it doesn't always mean that you're going to give that person everything they they want because then you could spoil you well that's right and it's you can't be phony about it yeah you know what I mean like you got to like you have to address it from a real place you can't be phony but if you if it if you have as an intention in dealing with conflict which everyone's going to have wanting a resolution that not just a re resolution but an evolution yeah that's it if that's your [ __ ] intention behind it it's going to work out great it's going to work out okay you it might be turbulent it might be weird but if that's your intention then it's a lot different than the intention being I'm going to win this I'm going to conquer I'm going to be the one who comes out on top that only creates more [ __ ] pingpong and more negativity in the world that's the thing that we've got to like deal with and this thing with Brian and I'm sure everyone's got a example of this happening in their life or will have it deal with it in a way that's like accelerating the community making the community stronger making the community um um more more well how about just the less karmic impact yeah you know that's the outside of all that I mean get complicated and start really Ultra defining everything as far doing it for the community but just do the do what is what feels like the healthiest thing to do what's the healthiest thing to do drop all the res the problems drop all the [ __ ] just drop it it's done drop it and learn from it and never be that guy again you know we we have to accept that this is a trial and error sort of a situation in life especially the generation that you and I come from you know you and your 30s me and my 40s we we we're essentially one of the first generations to be awake we're one of the first generations to use the internet and to sort of exchange so much information back and forth with each other that we're kind of reformulating
our idea of how the world works you know I mean we don't really necessarily trust our parents that brought us into this thing we don't necessarily trust our parents parents to to have a full sort of uh an account of what what really is going on in this life biologically physically geopolitically we are one of the first generations to truly have a a decent grasp of it because of our use of the internet so we're a lot of what we're doing as adults is essentially trying to regn our our own culture to re refigure out how we're communicating with each other if the New York Giants fans really want to beat the [ __ ] out of the Raiders and they don't even know them is that isn't there's something wrong with that like is is could that not be us on another side of the country I mean do you not understand that you really want to go and you know you go to a [ __ ] ball game in Philly and they break your leg in the hallway cuz you're wearing the wrong shirt like that stuff happens yeah that you man that's you on the ground living a different life and you just stomped on your thigh bone and snapped it you know and that is that's an really unfortunate aspect of life this sort of a tribal thing that you know might have existed in that book The Road in that movie you know what what could happen if the [ __ ] hits the fan but what we have to understand is the shit's not hitting the fan right now it's not hitting the fan at all this is this is nothing like the [ __ ] it's great right now there was a guy that I was uh mentioning earlier that was talking talking about how life uh right now that we we're unhappy but yet we live very much like kings and Emperors you know did 100 years ago which I thought was really stupid because first of all the idea of we don't live anything like an emperor you don't have a herum you can't order them around you can't have people killed if they talk [ __ ] you don't have people carrying you around on a giant tray everywhere you go also you're not eating ranted [ __ ] meat yeah you got a fridge yeah you're not dying from whooping cough cuz nobody knows what the [ __ ] it is and they think you got possessed by a demon that was always the thing it's a demon yeah dude um can I tell you about something I I don't know how long we've
been doing this but please can you look something up dude yeah sure augmented reality sandbox augmented reality sandbox look up this [ __ ] thing man speaking of living in the best it's a Xbox Connect set up over a sandbox with a projector blasting flowing water into it so as you would like move your finger through the sandbox like water flows around and like grass forms it's like the future of video games man especially with this new Quantum sand that apparently computers can like construct into shapes that they're talking about did you find it whoa yeah dude what the [ __ ] is this man it's [ __ ] badass what so explain it one more time please it is an Xbox Connect that's somehow detecting changes in the terrain of the sandbox and projecting water water and uh grass and uh sand over different parts of it I think based on how high or how low the sand is so if you like go really like if you hold your hand over it makes water appear running through the sandbox and if you run your fingers through it I think water appears as though there's like water under the sand like at the beach you know when my [ __ ] computer runs slow as [ __ ] probably when you're streaming a podcast yeah when I'm streaming a podcast what's that about well cuz I guess there's only a certain amount of bandwidth that's weak is it really that hard to make a podcast folks I know that every time I try to go online it's it's just slug like I'm sorry so I was looking that up it augmented reality I'm I'm trying to pull up the YouTube video it's really slow here it's so cool it's just okay now I'm looking at it wow and so how do it work uh the Xbox Connect I think identifies distances I don't know how it how it works people have so you're drawing in the sandbox yeah and then as you scoop up sand the sandbox it it's showing on a projection screen it's projecting directly onto the sand from above it's projecting changes in colors and it looks very psychedelic it's super psychedelic you trip a kid out make a kid make sand castles and that [ __ ] them out [ __ ] the kid man next Lev Next Level s they project Starcraft on that [ __ ] [Music] thing G I'm gone when that happen
speaking of star Starcraft brothera every day in my life it's just like downtime till Prometheus comes out I'm just like what I would like to clone Ridley Scott and give him an infinite budget and just give him all the acid and mushrooms he needs and him and HR gger and just lock him in a room together and just make a million Alien movies dude I've been thinking about I I swear to God I've been thinking about inducing a coma just to wake up and be able to go to Prometheus can't [ __ ] wait be looks so awesome dude I know it's so dorkalicious yeah I can't wait it's like I was saying about um this uh my my lust to go see the Avengers I feel like I'm getting away with something I really do I'm going to bring the Mustang too the stupidest [ __ ] kid car that I had it's [ __ ] I have a Shelby GT500 it's just really loud super American car it's it's so American man everything about it they don't make another car that no no one in the rest of the world makes a car like a Shelby Mustang oh slides all over the place it's really it handles pretty well considering I went and test drove cars yesterday and man they're so [ __ ] nice after you've been driving around an 89 Volvo I love cars the cars are the one one my number one technological thrill like the thing that I enjoy the most I just love the the craftsmanship I love love how someone's created something I love the different philosophies behind cars like the high revving cars of Germany or like the the Deep low torque muscle cars of America I just I think they're fascinating to me it's they're moving works of art that they sell you know like if you buy a new Corvette like there's a lot of people that think Corvettes are douchy because a lot of douchebags Drive Corvettes Corvettes are [ __ ] amazing it's an amazing piece of construction and Engineering dude but isn't that a funny thing where like PE because people think they're supposed to think it's not cool yeah you an object can get a a douche baggish reputation and thus if you're with that object sorry what is that my [ __ ] phone sorry you have a horn you ridiculous [ __ ] you what's it's a forest horn oh okay turn that [ __ ] on mute son I don't know how there's a little thing on the side of it I won't turn down all the way it goes to vibrate stupid the
thing on the side up above where your fingers are where your [ __ ] finger is see that I have a [ __ ] finger that finger right there man Jesus Christ are you [ __ ] there's a little lever on the top of the side of your phone the top of the side you see that yeah that shots it to vibrate you [ __ ] oh that changed my life oh you are so [ __ ] I didn't know that all the sh how do you not know how to [ __ ] turn your vibrator on seriously man at night that [ __ ] Horn's been waking me up oh my God you idiot dude that [ __ ] horn oh my God you idiot you didn't know that no how the [ __ ] do you have an iPhone and not know where the vibrate button is dunan you make me sad sorry man you [ __ ] just changed my life man that [ __ ] bother me nonstop dude I've been looking at some some of these Android phones they have now I know I get like Lusty Envy with certain phones but one of them I've been looking at is this Galaxy Note I've been watching videos and one of the things that everybody keeps saying is one once you get this thing it's really hard to go back to a regular phone cuz it's 5 in wide and it's 4G it's wicked fast it's a crazy fast processor and I'm watching these people use it and play with it online and take pictures with it and draw on the picture like you write like I'm a stupid and you can send it an email or send it in a text message and browsing the internet I mean it's [ __ ] huge man it's 5 in yeah man I feel like the little screen on the iPhone enough I think it gives you eyee strain I think it [ __ ] up your eyes better this [ __ ] thing is better I may switch I may switch from the iPhone to this not thing I'll never switch from the iPhone you say that man but these new Ice Cream Sandwich Google phones are pretty [ __ ] complicated man they're they're really badass never taking that risk again they kiss my ass I had a [ __ ] I had Android for so long it R they're not like those old Androids though I picked up a [ __ ] Android once I had a [ __ ] Android for one day and I was like this is a drunk [ __ ] iPhone it was really bad that's right this is perfect but these aren't like that these new ones are not like that this new uh operating system is called Ice Cream Sandwich and apparently it's the [ __ ]
the and the new um Samsung Galaxy 3 that's another one that just came out in England I don't think it's out in America yet that's another huge one it's like 4.8 in screen enormous screen not not quite as big as the note the note is like five plus I think 53 but it's a huge screen and like when you touch the outside of it it ripples like water it's like it's it's got the effect that there's water on it when you rub your hand across it it takes a snapshot of the screen like that's all you have to do it's like you're a magician you do that they're badass man yeah which is going to lead to a lot of accidental screenshots people going to be [ __ ] drop their phone on the ground and it looks like it's a swipe but really it's just passing by a dick oh and take pictures of ball sacks and all kinds of unexpected [ __ ] all kinds of what's the word you're looking for candid candid shots C adult adult shots random vagina shots wa adult what happened this is an adult f a screenshot yeah there's a lot of the camera's view dude my you know what I'm afraid of man I'm afraid that like what's here's what's going to happen this is what I think is going to happen to me when I get conspiratorial and worry about the crazy [ __ ] we talk about on here I think one day the feds are going to come they're going to take me they're going to do the old Bill Hicks thing where they take you into a room but instead of showing a video of an assassination they're going to show a screen filled with movs me jerking off in front of my [ __ ] m in front of your camera cameras right there all the and next to it the different things I was jerking off too and they're going to show me that and be like hey man you want to keep saying the hippie [ __ ] you want to keep talking about that cuz look want to keep talking hippie boy hey what's this what's this is this German piss porn Duncan that you are looking at is is it possible to convert the entire government into a positive force is it possible to have people that are really looking out to do the right thing and get it all together or is the job of working for the government so [ __ ] unrewarding and boring that everyone just falls into a place of non Innovation non responsibility thinking the diffusion of responsibility that
comes with the corporation also falls upon you when you're in government it's just it seems so futti futile it seems so huge it seems so impassible that you just sort of give up and come just become a part of the wave dude I think right now it's I don't know how you fix it so like all I can think about is like uh in the micro you fix it and if every if the majority of people start improving the their lives in the lives of people around them and actively seeking to put positive energy out in the world then maybe that'll sort of um uh transform the government itself in a real way but as long as people are uh getting caught up worrying about the macro and thinking that everything's coming to a screeching halt and everything's [ __ ] up and they might as well just live like idiots and give up trying to be happy happy then [ __ ] will continue to perpetuate itself in the ne in a negative way so I think the idea is it's like yeah things are [ __ ] up the world Nancy Grace's world is a shitty [ __ ] world but let's not worry about Lynn lenise lenu got strangled in the Everglades and let's start worrying about the way that we're treating our [ __ ] wife or our friends or our kids or whatever and deal with that and then if enough people started doing that I think a big change would happen in the world man you you definitely change look everybody body can change and everybody can change their own environment by surrounding yourself with other people that are like-minded that is possible and that's one of the things I think that this podcast does we've talked about this before but it's a it's it's important to recognize that we're aware of this that this this is not something that existed When We Were Young we didn't we didn't have access to people that were just for sort of with no real this I mean there's no I want to say no obligation there's no real uh direction that we're trying to to go with us we are just trying to express ourselves 100% honestly yes there's no ulterior motive there's no AG agenda there's no there's no deception it's just this is this is how we really view the world and when you're stuck somewhere and you don't have people like that around you this is the only way you can get that and through this it allows people to connect like mind like-minded
people to connect through Twitter and through Facebook and whatever and they seek each other out and all in prove the actual environment they live in and then it starts these exponential changes all over the world that's the only way in my opinion weever going to change any government anyway is exposed them to new ideas that are more satisfying than the stupid dumb conqueror model that they've been using since before the days of genas Khan That's it man and we got to figure that out we have to figure out what that looks like well that's that that looks like the internet that's what it looks like the internet is the only thing that exactly the internet is the only thing that doesn't doesn't want to hear your [ __ ] you know there's there's isolated pockets there's isolated you know places where you can go like Stormfront websites and where you can just go hang out with only Nazis and you know they you know what I mean I mean there are a lot of those out there you could just do that but the overwhelming social network interaction the overwhelming experience seems to be the distribution of information you know good and bad you know good and bad but the dist distribution of information the exposure of reality yeah it's incredible man and it's like definitely if you look back at history and the way power's always fought to subvert the flow of information and suddenly there's a thing that is like a truth volcano and there's no way to put a [ __ ] cork on it no dude if we had this if this was a radio show and we were in 1960 and this was a Pirate Radio Show they'd put us in jail oh yeah they would come after us and put us in jail draged away a giant difference between the world of post 1993 which is really sort of the one of the first years of the internet being like a public entity that I can remember and maybe it happened a few years before that for the real hardcore guys like the real hardcore Geeks but for me 1993 is about what and that's a that's a a different [ __ ] era they might as well been I mean before that there was no cell phones either all that happened at the same time as well you know essentially in a few years post you know it all kind of bubbled together into one big sort of a communicative soup yeah man it's incredible and it's also incredible how
positive it it it can be can be yeah this yeah how with this more positive for us you know for sure more positive at the shows more people enjoying themselves when we're having shows that we've never had before so the the kind of shows we're having where we're going thousands of people are there and the thousands of people are screaming and having fun and and this is just massive burst of positive energy well that massive burst of positive energy all came out of doing something like this doing this podcast connecting with people out there filling their head with something to think about while they're working while they're doing mundane tasks while they're commuting all of it for free all of it without an agenda and all that we see what it does it it spreads out more positivity and it makes you want to write more [ __ ] and it makes you want to perform more comedy and get have more material for them and do more shows and it [ __ ] rocks your Consciousness when the when the freaks contact you and say Hey listen I I'm a I'm a fomite I'm a disciple of Crowley hey why don't you check out this book book four and then you order all right I'll [ __ ] get book four and then you're reading Crowley and suddenly you're like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] this is some intense [ __ ] here some of this is right on and real or that guy Matt Stacks from dis info I love you he sent me all these [ __ ] books I've been reading these books and and getting stoned and reading these books and just start shuddering and Stoner like are you [ __ ] kidding the Catholic Church all this [ __ ] I'm upset over the Catholic church is all coming from this one [ __ ] book that he sent to me and and that's other cool thing is that just get if you don't know about this info just go out and get you're being lied to yeah it's amazing they're amazing it's anybody says there's no conspiracies is a [ __ ] idiot cuz like as we were talking about with the 911 there had to be a conspiracy the on the enemy side so there are conspiracies in human nature and they do pull things off and if you don't think they have in the past you're being silly you're being incredibly silly [ __ ] silly that's how it runs yeah but yeah it's there's obviously conspiracies there needs to be conspiracies how about every time you
[ __ ] I mean yeah there's many conspiracies and huge conspiracies anyway it's what the whole point is what we have going on here is not a one-sided thing we've got a conversation happening with these people where they anytime we're connecting with people and that's why it's so cool to do those things we do after the show we go out and take pictures of people for [ __ ] hours for hours we just go wait out into the crowd and take pictures that's yeah and these people are overwhelmingly cool overwhelmingly cool I I yeah 99.9% 99999 yeah and even the ones that aren't cool are just [ __ ] probably just freaking out the ones that aren't cool are just a little too drunk I've noticed there's a little bit of that yeah [ __ ] poor drunks wow sad [ __ ] drug yeah but it's uh it's other than that it's been overwhelmingly positive and uh that all came from this one thing you know it all it all it all came from this one idea this desire to express yourself and express information discuss things and to force ourselves to have these conversations on a regular basis and Duncan and I we started having these conversations when he was working at The Comedy Store and I very similar that's how we became friends Duncan was the guy who you'd call in you'd say hey man I'm going to be in town Friday and Saturday throw me up and Duncan would you know he would write down the lineups and give them to mity and mity would decide like where to put everybody so Duncan they I call him up hey man in town flid what's going on like dude I just read this book okay and and we would go into these crazy [ __ ] Rabbit Hole conversations cuz sometimes the phone wouldn't ring at The Comedy Store for an hour you know so you and I would just keep talking we would just have long ass crazy conversations about all kinds of weird [ __ ] yeah man but you know like you you pretty much gave me like my big break cuz you started taking me out on the road with you when I sucked well I you know you always had potential you know it wasn't that but you saw that yeah and that meant a lot cuz like like having like you be like hey man like I can remember I I'll never forget this [ __ ] man I can remember being in the O and doing this joke I don't even do it anymore but it was like
being in a bad relationship is like having an octopus stuck to your face that every once in a while Whispers to you do you still love me this some dumb joke but I remember like you saw that and after it you were like that was [ __ ] funny man and I was like who holy [ __ ] man Rogan thinks that joke's funny that was a big moment man you really do help like a lot of young Comics man you have a lot of [ __ ] you like really have like a a sort of Patron thing happening with people well that's nice if that's true I I I love comedy man it's still my favorite thing to watch as an audience member you know I think it's the greatest hardart form there is as far as me you know like what what it entertains me I just love watching a good comic more than anything so I you know i' love like helping I love watching guys become Killers oh I remember watching Ari shafir go from being a guy who's like kind of a little bit uncomfortable on stage trying to find his feet to one day you know just slowly with surely becoming a killer and now I just watched I seen Ari Crush in front of thousands of people and I remember taking him on the road with me I remember I took him to Denver I was taking Mike young Mike young couldn't make it for some reason so it took Ari and Ari just [ __ ] lit the place on fire and I was like God damn look at Ari shafir here all of a sudden he's a he's a real comedian it's beautiful it's beautiful to watch your friends grow and and and prosper and become real comedians you would [ __ ] encourage me to do the puppet act in [ __ ] crowds that it could never work in Fr you would be like just do it no [ __ ] them man just do it that's your bit it was awesome brilant but a lot of [ __ ] a lot of comics were bringing people on the road with them would not rec recommend before their sets be like hey dude do that [ __ ] really uncomfortable satanic puppet act right so that I come out because I want to see what it's like to come out to a horrified crowd not just a crowd that's like like seeing someone bomb but a crowd that's like maybe seen like either someone who's a schizophrenic or like a Satanic ritual well you know I mean I had this conversation with Ari once uh on the road we were talking about trying out new stuff and bombing or you know or or
what have you you know like the the the willingness to take chances and then sometimes it doesn't work out and he said yeah but sometimes you know you go on the road and you don't want to take those chances I said well you don't have to worry about that because you're open enough for me right so like it doesn't matter if you bomb oh yeah you you're never going to get fired I know that you're a funny comedian yeah that's CO as long as you're trying to be when it's when I wouldn't have that feeling is when someone wasn't trying to get better you know there are people that just get to a certain point and they just completely plateau and then they redo the same jokes for a decade I mean we we all know Comics that are like that I have no desire to be around those type of people but the type of guys like you or like Ari or anybody who is improving and always working on your standup I was like go [ __ ] around up there man if if it doesn't work out it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's all about developing oh dude but you don't necessarily tiptoe around the fact when some of our jokes don't work out got to be honest about that but I want you to be honest to me too I mean Eddie said to me once goes man I don't like that joke you're doing and I said yeah I'm kind of forcing it right I'm like yeah thank you for telling me that thank you cuz I'm [ __ ] forcing that joke that was a joke that I like kept in My Arsenal that I'd committed to for whatever reason it just wasn't good no that that kind of [ __ ] helps man that's [ __ ] yeah man you need to know you need to know when you're you're being repetitive you need to know when you you you overuse the word [ __ ] and you you make for an uncomfortable moment when someone's listening to you you're you're doing when you're on stage is you're essentially controlling the pattern of thought that goes through someone's mind cuz you're going to bring up various topics and various subjects that put various images and feelings in people and you have to get them to appreciate where your mind is coming from well if you're adding in a bunch of extra [ __ ] or you're stammering or you coming off like a goof which often time we do especially on this podcast when we got too high like I couldn't remember the Young Turk thing earlier that's okay we
go into stammer mode you know but but no one wants to listen to that and then allow you to continue controlling the pattern of thought that's why it's an uncomfortable moment that uncomfortable moment is the realization that you at that moment you shouldn't be in control and unfortunately you are CU there's only two people in the room and regardless of the fact that a half a million people are going to listen to this there's only two people in the room two people sometimes I've gone on stage and [ __ ] forgotten what's about to come out of my mouth that's the worst thing where you're like in the middle of something and that's happened to me a couple of times where I'm like too high and I'm like [ __ ] did I do this joke am I got to be careful well you know what sucks when you do more than one show in a night yeah and then you get really confused well because when you do more than one show what happens is there's a state of mind when you're on stage which is like let's let's just consider it getting on the trolley and sitting in the same seat okay you get on the trolley you're in that same seat that is the state of mind that you're at when you're on stage like I'm in this driver's seat and here we go I'm on a trolley yeah well when you're on the trolley again for the second show and especially if you do it like I do it where I don't really have have necessarily a particular order I think I have an idea probably how I'm going to close but I don't know how the [ __ ] I'm going to open and I might go from here to there and I might jump all over the place and when I do that then I can get lost and say I don't remember if I did this one already dude it's um yeah it's really easy to lose your focus up there but that thank God it doesn't happen all the time you know I just realized this Twan thing a problem I got a [ __ ] piss dude what do we go piss let's wrap this up we've been talking for 2 hours should we wrap it up now in 50 minutes yeah let's wrap it up now so I think um to wrap up the the Bryant thing you know I think we all learned a little something from this and I think yeah online feuds and just spats and all that stuff is just [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah let's forget it water under the bridge it's gross done done see you later byebye bye you're going to have to have a city of
levitation to lift yourself the bridge above this life we need to get you back in the isolation tank dude I got to get in there can I plug plug the [ __ ] out of it son we are doing pre-sales for the first time ever in my life as a comedian started selling T-shirts we're doing pre-sales for t-shirts at the shop at Doug truss.com they're awesome it's a one of them is a pyramid killing a [ __ ] vampire I've seen it it's pretty dope if they order pre how long is it before they the shirt will actually ship we're going to put the order in on the 15th so then how long will it be till they actually get it it's on the side I think it'll be a couple of weeks I couple weeks you can handle a couple weeks folks give something plus there they're if you get them now it's 20 bucks and if you wait it's a $2 extra and you can't oh that's dunking you crazy you're a marketing genius I like how you do you give him a penalty my web guy st came up with that that gu sounds like a creep he's awesome guy I know he ises gimmicky [ __ ] he's great just kidding I can't help myself I love you Steve you're the greatest ever Steve I don't even know you and I love you but you are me and I am you we already established that holla we'll be doing more podcast this week I'm not sure who I'm I'm working out the next couple ones this week but uh more red band as well don't worry we'll bring my little buddy back into the mix um and so so uh I want to thank everybody that came to New York this past weekend we had the [ __ ] time of our lives I mean you can't get better than that I I played it yesterday I played the the audio of Joey Diaz going on stage for people didn't hear it oh my God it was insane I'll pull it up again just cuz it's so ridiculous it doesn't go ahead when you go piss I'll play this because I I played it for Mrs Rogan and she almost didn't believe it it doesn't it really doesn't seem real this is uh Joey coko Diaz going on stage in New [Applause] York he hasn't even had a chance to say a word yet [Applause] he had a stop down it was just crazy it was um it really represents to to all of us uh some some sort of a a real obvious paradigm
shift and uh you know I can speak for for every one of us for Joey for Ari for Duncan you know we're very very thankful that all this is happening and uh for me personally as a a guy who you know I had I was the one who was on television and I was was the one who was taking these guys on the road with me to see guys like Joey all of a sudden become recognized and and and people appreciate him for what he is Joey has always had a hard time with people recognizing his Brilliance because he's so crazy and out there and wild with his comedy that until he was famous until he was like an established personality like he is now it's almost like it's it's too hot to handle it's too much to to deal with people nobody wanted to have him middle that was like a big deal with with Joey Diaz like he couldn't get work on the road because he couldn't headline but he couldn't middle because nobody wanted Joey Diaz on in front of them cuz he would just go up and [ __ ] destroy but my philosophy uh of Comedy came out of The Comedy Store and uh first of all what that meant was that we were all Brothers in The Comedy Store so it was like if I was going to take anybody in the road with me I take my comedy store Brothers it was always Ari shafir it was always Duncan Trussell it was uh you know different people Sam tripy different people that are Comedy Store brothers and Joey was always a comedy store brother and so when I started taking him on the road with me there was two reasons one that CU he was a comedy store brother and two because the the philosophy of The Comedy Store also was you had to go you wanted to go on with a bunch of other Killers you didn't want to be the only guy that was good you wanted to The Comedy Store was about a bunch of different guys being good like the old Outlaws of Comedy you know with Carl leau and kenneson there was a bunch of guys that were really good Ron shock there was a bunch of these dudes that were really good together and that you know so so T taking guys like Joey on the road and exposing him to all these people and then seeing him go on stage in these [ __ ] gigantic rounds of Applause he gets it's beautiful I couldn't be happier it's amazing to me it's like um it's like a vision that's sort of coming true we had this idea when we used to do
these you know when we were calling ourselves a death squad we used to do these little videos hired Brian to do these Death Squad videos and some of them were really short like one of them was Joey Diaz talking about mugging this gay guy and the gay guy beat him up I mean there's a there's a bunch of them I'll probably get Brian to try to find them all and organize them and put them online cuz some of them were really classic but the idea didn't really come to fruition in the terms of doing it through these little video clips the real way to get to know a guy like Joey is to get to know him in the podcast to hear him go off for hours and hours about criminal stories about sneaking to some girl's [ __ ] in bedroom at 2:00 in the morning and eating her [ __ ] and then escaping and like just the crazy [ __ ] that he did you know the Lucy snorebush story has become so big that a guy at in Atlanta did you see the stickers that he made yep he had hello my name is Lucy snorebush teacher to stickers awes they were they're amazing man it just to see that happening and to see it all come out of uh this this one idea that you know that U man I got this really talented group of friends and I think think that if we all stick together and sort of you know help each other out and pump each other up we make each other better and we we make each other funnier and we create like a bigger footprint of positive energy all of us together have one giant footprint of positive energy but it has to be only that and that's why it was very important to to resolve this whole issue with uh with you and Brian and you know as I said it's not it's it's not a clear-cut case of either one person having uh the right thing and there's errors made on both sides both in the actual act itself and in the discussion of the ACT afterwards there's there's some incorrect thinking and there's some negative thinking going on but hopefully we work all that [ __ ] out the most important thing is we're uh all of us in this [ __ ] thing together and the less negative [ __ ] that you can spread the more forgiveness that you can give the more you can call people up and go I'm [ __ ] sorry I'm really sorry and the more the person listening can go it's all right dude it's all good dude the more we can do that in this life the
the more we realize that we're all capable in various situations in various circumstances of making colossal mistakes it doesn't necessarily mean you're a harble person just means sometimes we don't respond well to stress sometimes we don't respond well to character issues and we need to learn and we need to grow and you may be more perfect than I am you may be further ahead but show show me show me how you got there don't don't chastise don't be angry and don't hate try to elevate we can all make this we're not going to make Utopia it doesn't exist but we can all make our environment and the people we come in contact with a little bit better amen my my recording will stop in three minutes I just got a warning from Ustream listen power to the people I love all you dirty [ __ ] we do and uh we'll be back soon thanks to the Fleshlight go to joe.net click on the link for flight entering the code name Rogan and you will save yourself some money and thank you to on it.com that's o nnit t entering the code name Rogan and you will get 10% off any and all orders thank you for everybody thank you for everybody for tuning in sounds like I'm sound like my Brazilian translation thank you everybody for tuning in and we love the [ __ ] out of you love you bye