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up and spitting in there and that's that's a a genre in pornography it's not like a one time thing like somebody went and then I lost my mind man I opened up her butt and I spit in there I don't even know what the [ __ ] I was doing dude don't do that again I mean that's so disrespectful how do you think she feels I don't know I don't know what the [ __ ] happened I got to stop smoking meth but instead no it's a [ __ ] genre there's like there's how many videos are there I remember when like a long time ago I saw a porn like my first time that somebody's spitting on the crotch before put that you know using like some spit Lube I did it on Katie I spit right on her don't say names Jesus Christ no gal wants that information out there spit it on her crotch and she's like what the [ __ ] and she got pissed off and then red the bathroom and like wased her and then didn't want to have sex that would totally not horny at all you you [ __ ] up wonder why I had a little chest Cod so it might have something to do oh how dare you stamps.com code word JRE save yourself some money that's how you do a commercial [ __ ] all right that's the only way I know uh we're also brought to you by audible.com if you go to audible.com Joo you can get one free audio book and 30 free days of audible service if you've never used audible before it's a really [ __ ] sweet service um for looking for anything and people have said this to me like some guys said on Twitter you shouldn't uh advertise that people listen to uh audio books when uh when they're stuck in traffic because that's what we use your podcast for that's so like you're competing against yourself like do you know how many [ __ ] people there are out there do you know how many [ __ ] people there are it's a Madness and water's going to go where it's supposed to go okay it all gets the attention it deserves and if you want to read a [ __ ] book on your Transit you should not be listening to me if you if you decided you know I'm going to use this time to educate myself well I don't fit into that plan so I suggest if that's your me then you do use Audible instead of this podcast how about them apples I think audio
books are some of the coolest things that people have ever invented if you're a commuter you know because it makes flying on a plane or which is you know the same thing as podcast podcast do and in fact a lot of podcast uh one that I listen to a lot Dan Carlin's Hardcore History you can get that on Audible you can also get over 100,000 different books I mean just an amazing collection of books uh as well as shows old radio [ __ ] podcast standup comedy specials uh just the opian Anthony show yeah that's it's great it's beautiful service and uh like I said if you go to audible.com Joe you can try audible free for 30 days and you can get one free audio book you know what's cool about it is is like if you listen to a lot of podcast you and instead just start listening some Audi books uh when you're done listening to an audiobook you can say I just read a book where you know what I mean like where when you listen to a podcast you're just yeah listen to podcast so I have a radio well I told you I'm I'm I'm [ __ ] in love with that Dan Carlin Hardcore History Podcast and even though you you can't say you read a book after you get through one of those it's way better than reading a book it's super educational you can't quantify it like you can a book but that that podcast is not just inspirational that guy is a master Storyteller so these they're [ __ ] fascinating stories man it's so really good stuff that is awesome and the thing about him is that he's not a he always say oh I'm not really a historian he's way better than any historian because he can actually tell a story you know he and he has no dog in the game he's there to try to discern the facts as clear as possible he gives several different accounts of each situation as it's been deciphered like what people agree on what you know as far as like numbers and how many killed and [ __ ] like that really really really really interesting stuff man um audible.com go check it out you can get Dan Carlin's Hardcore History do you any are any of your books do you have on Audible yet you know what no it pissed me off too sexy your voice is too sexy it is caused the all the female population of Earth to turn lesbian since they cannot possibly be satisfied by another man and all men would be very sad so I can't do that or they can have
men agree to only make love to them while they're wearing headphones listening to your voice that's right so it's well we need to get you to do one of those cuz that would be badass you know maybe you can just do it I mean um didn't Scott Sig Sigler do that didn't isn't that how he uh started out was it Scott Sigler Sigler who uh had all the uh podcasts that he released with all of his books the author yeah I mean that guy became really popular by just releasing his uh his books in podcast in podcast form he did it on his own yeah he did it on his own he's a a go-getter dude you know he just was unhappy with the the publishing world like trying to deal with people you know maybe had a bad experience right you could easily have a bad experience just the wrong publisher the wrong people theong the people with the wrong ideas of where you should go yeah um anyway go check it out uh we're also brought to you by on.com if you haven't been to on it lately we added a lot of [ __ ] on it basically started off selling nutritional supplements like mostly uh neut Tropics like alphab brain and shroom Tech sport which is an endurance enhancing supplement made out of a Corps mushroom it's a real trippy thing they actually grow these mushrooms on [ __ ] caterpillars it's very strange stuff yeah they apparently the the story is the lore is that high altitude hurting populations um they notice that their cows their cattle were more active when they were eating this mushroom so they tried to figure out how to grow it and how to do it in process it in a commercial way and it's also related to that that mushroom that [ __ ] with ants that turns into the zombies that that is one of the weirdest like parasite relationships in the animal world how does he work what does this Corps is different strain of the corps mushroom gets inside of the ant infects The Ant and when the other ants know it's infected they take him way out of town like they're like we got to get him the [ __ ] out of here because they know he becomes a bomb oh yeah so they they have to take him out of town and then when they leave him there he explodes and sends mushroom spores into the air which are like some Invaders of the Body Snatchers type [ __ ] it just lands on other ants gets into them infects them
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tongue makes for stimulating conversation you're one of the three people in the United States who can actually pronounce it I'm every time please my friend it's easy I'm a professional talker hit it son The joean Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day Che it out Dan y blei my man pleasure to be back hey there we go the um that that that sound of the Italian language man the Italians really figured out how to make [ __ ] sound good like as they were saying it like I was at Disneyland today and there was a couple that was talking next to us that was like clearly Italian like they like it's a like they're singing like a little song like it sounds good yeah yeah no it's awesome cuz what I think about it is like I've been here 20 years and I still speak like a fob but because it's Italian fob but then it's like o exotic European it's cool and suddenly doors open for me whereas you know if I was Bulgarian or some [ __ ] I would be we would be not trusting you yeah your problem learn how to speak English right already you sound like a beautiful classicist or something some dude from a bygone time when men were elegant and the number of times that I see I say something in the classroom and I realize my students are just looking at each other like what the [ __ ] did you just say like I did this forever nobody ever told me anything I I always use the word um you know when I say sovereignty I used to say sity and no I never heard it I only said read it so I was like it must be so reg it sound about right so I used it over and over again nobody ever said anything right so clearly nobody understood [ __ ] of what I was saying and one day girl was like are you trying to say sovere like yeah Sil rity as I was saying like it's [ __ ] painful man that's interesting when you're learning a language and you never and you you've never said words that are like fairly common R like sovereignty like I have a few there's a few that occasionally like I I don't I can't think of any off the cuff but I know there's some where I've only read them I've never said them and then when someone says them I'm like which one is that is that the silent G one huh is that's how it sounds wow
there's a few like waa the f I remember I read it on a off a script I was like Viola like V voila you know it's v o i l a French French is not writing impossible is yeah but I mean it's somehow or another is in English scripts and stuff so sometimes you have I had to say it in on a TV show I didn't know I didn't know and I was like oh it's waa I thought it was a w Trav velocity I always get that velocity no that see that's fairly simple you should go to the doctor brain checked out but Italian man what is it about the Italian culture because Italians like are known for first of all like very delicious foods like delicious Rich fatty incredibly good food great wine they know for great wine art and for being very passionate and they all have that crazy way of talking there like there's like an art to to even communicating you know it's a yeah when I go back I have to retrain myself because people first nobody ever in finish a conversation and let the other person begin to speak is you're constantly going to interrupt each other so it's like that's just the norm you know you you're not used to it anymore so you're like oh I guess it's your turn and it's like there's no such a thing no your time and then is you literally see people who begin to talk taking this gigantic deep breath go and then we went this it's like and they gone for 10 minutes straight and you're like Jesus Christ really do you have all those that many words in your [ __ ] that's insane yes I got this photo on U my wall it's from it's an American Girl in in Italy it's like 1950 something and this chick has walked on the street and these dudes are grabbing their dicks and like it's like like what you didn't I didn't expect that people did that in like 1950 thought that was like more of a you know Jersey Shore type thing you know more of a more recent thing but no no no that that creepy dudes have been around since the beginning of time since dudes were created this picture from Italy in 19 [ __ ] 50 something I heard somewhere they they are saying particularly Northern Europeans who you know they do many things right but definitely the romance department is not the one that they are most renowned for so a lot of
they not known for Romans not exactly so a lot of the women come down for vacation in it to hook up for random summer flings with the Exotic romantic Italian story and then they go back to have their regular life so who would be the boring like dudes from where um boring is a bad word and I'm going to have lots of people hat but you know they get the reputation for being a little bit on the colder end Norway yeah yeah yeah Norway Sweden even Germany kind of get the rap cold people that are very disciplined might not be so good at eating [ __ ] basally they going to do you know they're going to make awesome cars they're going to run the economy great they're going to do all the things that Italian can't even begin to know where to start no they do the cars okay but not definitely not the economy part yeah but when it comes to romance yeah not quite the muscle hasn't been yeah man in order to have a certain amount of fun in a conversation there has to be that I don't give a [ __ ] element and there's very few like really conservative people that know how to turn that part on right they never know how to not give a [ __ ] they never know when it's important to not give a [ __ ] but it's often important to not give a [ __ ] for fun for passion for for partying for you know just to laugh with your friends and if you can't do that if you can't let that go you're tightly knit and figuring out how to [ __ ] use gears and levers in order to make your car work better that's all the time is work you know after a while man yeah even the language I mean you try to say something sweet and lovable in German s that was one of the craziest about Hitler's speech it wasn't just what he was saying was [ __ ] up it was that crazy ass language he was saying it in this like really alien angry you know to be an American in the 1940s like when all this was going on and to see that guy I guess they saw him in movie theaters right that's how they would see that see that guy screaming at the top of his lungs that crazy [ __ ] mustache in that weird language that you didn't understand that had to be goddamn terrifying seriously man cuz you see the videos and you see these thousands of people standing totally disciplined listening complete silence to the guy
going crazy and then when you finish the sentence they all jump up with one shout you know it's insane it's freaky insane the the the men that get to that position that that crazy position where they can talk a whole gang of people into doing something really really bad and everybody is disciplined and everybody's along with them that's one of those are some of the scariest moments of History yeah Ser when when some group or leader with you know nefarious intentions is like super charismatic super driven and super insane all together and in control that's the worst possible I just coming over here I was listening to Adan Carlin's episod to the latest hardcore history and he was going off about this story about what was happening in German in the 1500s yes that has like the trippiest weirdest story ever it's amazing it's yeah it's I guess it's the origins of Luther ISM and what he's talking about was I did not know this and this is one of the amazing things about that podcast I did not know that most people couldn't read the Bible is recently is500 death penalty offense in most countries if you read the bi if you owned your own Bible you read the Bible by yourself not in Latin through the priest but instead you had your own thing you could be put to death that's insane because if you read it on your own you make a weird ideas and then you would water down the truth and Mis construe God's SW that's not that long ago no I me that's that's not even a thousand years ago yeah that's so crazy but that's the thing that makes you wonder about human beings that the vast majority of human beings just go with the program of whatever they are taught in those times and when you look at that like even if you look back 70 years and you look at racism in the United States anybody when along with the norm of what was typical in American society 70 years ago would be seen as like batshit crazy today yeah and yet back then you know there were plenty of people against it but they were the minority you know the majority of people were like yeah of course those damn people of color and it's like it's weird it's like people are donkeys being trained with the carrot and the stick since they are born and they just go with the they don't
question [ __ ] well people it's it's super easy for people to believe some crazy [ __ ] as long as the people around you believe crazy [ __ ] as well exactly we have a real problem like that where we can get sucked into our atmosphere Y and you can especially if you are an easily LED person or a person who doesn't have like a really fully formed opinion of the world I mean that's one of the things they do to people when they torture them is they they take away your view of the world take away the they take away your ability to look at things rationally and then when they start talking to you it's like now they're your friends like it's that's Stockholm syndrome right when they kidnap people the kidnapper becomes someone who you love you you give in you relent you know and that's why they that's why that in that Homeland show like that concept works that they had kidnapped these guys and turned them into suicide by these American GIS which is pretty creepy [ __ ] premise and scary premise but the idea is that like people change if you change their environment like big the thing that's why to me the healthiest thing anybody can do about anything is question everything your thought not because you are like a pain in the ass teenager who just want to be different for the hell of being different just because precisely if you value something you should question it it's the same thing as like when you say on it products you try them you check it out for yourself if it works you go for it if it doesn't you don't it has to be by direct experience otherwise if you start going by the [ __ ] that other people tell you and uh it's about belief and going on fate almost how the [ __ ] do you know anyway you well the the real problem with that is that should be the way we do it we should go on other people the problem is there's too many dummies out there there's too many people out there that don't know what the [ __ ] is going on in their own life and they can't give you advice and they can't give you an honest assessment whether something works or doesn't work is good or is not good right but that should be the way we go on it and it should be the it should be that we can completely trust everybody you know if we could figure out how to eliminate
deception that would be one of the best things ever for the human race if we could figure out how to eliminate like the the need to steal and deception those just to those two things alone yeah good luck with that earn I know earn what you deserve you know earn what you deserve and don't deceive to get there don't lie right whether it's in business or in your your personal life your friendships yep and when we figure that out that's going to be gigantic because it's really that's one of the the Beauties when people start talking about psychedelics helping people the be one of the Beautiful Things is that it eliminates the ego and the ego is the one that's locking you into all that stupid [ __ ] right the ego is locking you into your past experiences the ego is locking you into your idea who you are and that's that's the kind of [ __ ] that allows people to do creepy things that's what allows people to steal and deceive and you know use trickery and that's the that's someone who's like your ego is allowing you to do that like your your sense of humanity and Justice and what would you how would you want the world to behave what if everyone was like that by doing it yourself are you giving the green light for everyone to just go straight pirate right do you know how much how hard human beings have worked for so [ __ ] long to get ourselves to a position where we can walk down the street and almost almost every city in the country and be reasonably safe right when you're driving and you could be reasonably safe even despite the fact that you're dealing with millions and millions and millions of people well when you go Rogue you know you you [ __ ] up this whole awesome system that everybody's been busting their ass yep big time to me is weird because my relationship with the law I guess is I break the law that's the law for folks thanks for the translation very good the law as I was saying the man there are so many [ __ ] words I can say but any case the there are a lot of laws I break on a fairly regular basis but my I guess moral standpoint on that is anything anything I do whether legal or illegal the end result can't be hurting another human being if anybody walk home crying
because of something I did it's [ __ ] up if Unbreaking laws that don't really hurt another human being there's not one person who's going to shut a te over it then I have no problem with it you well I agree with that if you're like running a red light at 3 in the morning when there's no one around I agree with that right but I think even if if certain laws like like Financial laws there's a reason why people are willing to steal things from their their job and people willing to lie about their taxes and people and one of the reasons is that regular people people who are worried about their money and scratch and and scrape and save for vacations if they ever get a vacation regular people see the type of [ __ ] that goes on on Wall Street they see like those houses on The Hampton on those TV shows and those those crazy places in Greenwich Connecticut where these people have [ __ ] airports in their backyard and helicopter landing pads in the middle of their Polo Field you know it's insane money you're talking about people who have hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars so many of them and what what do they offer what do they do well they're in the financial business they they move numbers around they figure out a way to extract money from the system that's what they do they get really good at extracting money from the system and the best piece of evidence is what's in front of them what exactly do you do you move numbers you buy you sell you do this you that how the [ __ ] have you acquired the amount of wealth that you need to to own a gigantic compound in Greenwich Connecticut what what benefit have you given what have you done there what have you done you've extracted money from the system that's what you've done whether it's legal or illegal the it's the same [ __ ] because you know the laws that are in place are only in place because somebody bribed somebody and that's a fact somebody used special interest money to make something happen somewhere that somebody liked and somebody passed that law and got things through and that's how that's how the system is set up the way it is y That's why I mean if you're going to be in the game anyway then I have no problem breaking certain laws but I don't break my own laws you know what I mean social laws [ __ ] it whatever as long as by my
St the problem is when people when people stop being goody goody and go buy the book okay it's they at that point they uh they just go nuts right so it's like it's not just that they slightly break a few lows because they those lows don't make sense is they go all out and these rap and pillage and whatever the [ __ ] or they are these goody goody freaks who are and both of them don't I mean I prefer the one that's not going to shoot you at 3:00 a.m. but at the end of the day they both are stuck in this dogmatic view of the world about how it's supposed to be right and to me once you break lows you have to be there's a bob Dyan line in one of his song that he say to live outside the law you must be honest which is sound like a paradox right because he's saying what the [ __ ] do you mean like how are you going to be honest by breaking laws and it really is you need to be otherwise you turn into some [ __ ] up criminal uh but if you're going to do it you need to have some pretty serious uh moral safeguard that you have on your own then you don't need any God or cop to catch you to make you not do it is you don't do certain things cuz they are [ __ ] up period and you're just not going to do it cuz it's what's inside of you that's a very romantic notion man that's like a [ __ ] Clintwood movie you know it is right romantic notion of the the the ethics of being an outlaw Outlaw ethics I realized a few days ago I was um I was you know like Facebook has those things like inspirational people or [ __ ] like that where you playing you throw down some names I realized I put down Robin Hood twice I was like [ __ ] really twice that important to me at different point in time I'm like okay I see a pattern here and I didn't know that Robin Hood was initially about poaching yeah yeah it's about food right cuz they didn't let the poor hunt they wouldn't let the poor hunt on the land so these poor they had no money and no food and they started shooting deer and Robin Hood would shoot these deer and give them to poor people yep people are such silly [ __ ] the the fact that kings ever worked that that ever worked that anybody was ever willing to like admit yo Your Grace royalty you know that's one of the beautiful things about that and I know
it's a fantasy novel but um uh Game of Thrones is the way they communicate with each other the way the Royals like have this secret guarded way of communicating with each other but the actors are so good that like the intention is like very clear throughout everything and they have this very proper way of handling and managing every situation it's so fascinating I know that show is awesome it's so that Royal Blood thing is such a trip and I again I know that this is just a TV show that's [ __ ] it's they got dragons and stuff you know it's not reality what the [ __ ] no dragons really that idealistic way of communicating did exist at least in small places in small pockets for quite a while right absolutely but the thing that yeah the thing that THS me out is not only how it evolves that part is actually the cool part about it is how it evolves that one day some guy shows up and say you know what I'm going to be your king you call me Your Majesty and it's not because God wants it to be that way right and I mean if I go do that around today I probably don't have such success how the [ __ ] did people go along with that it's just amazing is I don't know do you think that being a king and that that kind of thing comes from the original alpha male primate behavior that that chimps exhibit and monkeys exhibit where there's one that's always the alpha so almost like we have this weird broken to have that one so we go we go looking for it whether it's whether it's a king or a priest or you know whatever who there's a one right you know could be their way could also be and one doesn't exclude the other but could also be like in hunting and Gathering societies which is how we have lived the majority of time we've been around you have the kind of this informal leadership because it's all like 20 30 people who have known each other all their life so when there's a decision to be made everybody turn to you cuz you're cool you're smart last time you give us good advice you don't have real power but when you settle down and you start living in farming communities and the 30 people become 300 and then become 3,000 there's a lot more of those little inner fights you know people within the tribe Who start fighting each other and so you need the leader to come mediate cuz he's a cool
guy but it stops being oh you're a nice guy you do that once in a while it becomes a full-time job and becomes so important to keep the society together make sure that people don't kill each other it's like you know what stop planting your Fields don't worry about that we understand that is a pain in the ass for you to constantly be having to worry about our little squabbles but it's such an important job will plan for you you know and suddenly there's a division of social classes where suddenly somebody's A specialized job that emerg maybe because they are cool people maybe it starts out that people give them that power like hey man you're really smart you can always solve the problem and then with the bigger the society gets the more the social stratification the more that position become entrench solid unquestionable it passes to their kids Kings divine right all of that [ __ ] but probably the way it starts it starts in a Mello normal way like oh man you're a cool guy you give good advice please help us mediate you know and the more the need for mediation increases the bigger the more important the role becomes until it becomes something above and separate from everybody else's and is not leadership by Charisma anymore it becomes leadership by birth or some [ __ ] by right by Divine Right by enforcement of the group of people that agrees with you and then you divvy up power within the group yep yeah it's Madness it's it's amazing that it existed as the norm though what's amazing is that it's not just that in one place a king was born right and they had a king and wow this is crazy how' they do a king thing nobody else would agree with that no everybody agreed to it they agreed to it all over the world Y is they agreed to the emperor in China they they had an emperor in Japan I mean every basically everybody was rocking that King thing at one time I me and that's amazing yeah cuz you can't have a big Society without central Authority it sound of awful to say because it sound like you're defending some fascist model of the world where it's like you need the strong again I'm not going to do the per my weird voice but the that's need for Central authority to keep the society in check and uh unfortunately when you put enough
people together it's not going to work unless you have some kind of central Authority can can decide things that's the long chess game of the New World Order when they if you think about it why would you ever want the world to be stable because if the world was stable you wouldn't need some sort of militarized government to protect you right so the militarized government that's protecting you make sure the world stays unstable absolutely and keeps the party rolling mhm because if everybody just agrees to settle the [ __ ] down it's stough killing each other then you don't really need as many jets you don't have as many resources or as much resources going to going to war there's all sorts of [ __ ] you could solve military industrial complex locked into the grip of this constantly feeding machine that constantly has momentum working in the same direction and there's there's money to be made in it it's not like it's a just an altruistic adventure to try to fix the world and engineer it properly no no they everybody's making money it's staggering amounts it's the best money-making thing in the whole world that's why I mean the whole speech by heisen hour in the 50s was a was a trip because every you know he's now a republican guy was led uh troops in World War II you know not the most conspiracy theory incline you know he very straight by the book kind of guy and yet when he announces you know the biggest threat facing the United States in the 50s everybody say well communism right no military-industrial complex is like the [ __ ] are you talking about again and you know the guy is a military guy himself a fairly conservative guy and yet he makes the call saying if you let certain industries that profit on war get too big they will get to have influence over government pushing us to fight War when we don't really need it because of their own profit and you know if it comes from some random hippie telling you this he like yeah whatever you know it comes from this straight laced uh by the book kind of guys like whoa really you know when I first found that out I that I saw that speech I was really pissed that no one even showed it to me in high school they never did no they didn't talk about it no no what the hell no that never came up in my high
school nobody ever said that Eisenhower warned us about the military industrial complex the concept of the military-industrial complex being anything but good or the military being anything but good is never taught [ __ ] yeah it was never taught when I was in high school not in my school and I was in a I went to Newton South High School which is a very good high school in the suburbs of uh Boston MH it's a very good school very smart kids and I don't remember any of that no there's no idea there was never there's that's a really sort of uh that that that's a very controversial subject to be teaching children it's fun though that's what it's about that's they're going to pay attention to that they're not going to pay attention if you say the president in uh 18 but I mean controversial in that a lot of parents are going to think that that's like liberal programming and then what you're doing is uh bullshitting these kids with your hippie ideas and you're [ __ ] with my kid's head and like I'm reporting what some Republican president who was a general in World War II said yeah back off yeah it's still though it's such a it's such a at least it was when I was in high school it's such a an sensitive area to accuse the government of doing anything nefarious that was never done like when I was in high school they taught us Lee Harvey Oswell shot [ __ ] candidate really oh yeah they did of course they did how it was right that's exactly what it was they showed you Lee Harvey Oswald and they showed Jack Ruby killing Lee Harvey Oswald go darn it we'll never even know now why he killed the president like they they taught us that in high school and this is like years after they had the zuda film shown on the haraldo Rivera show where um Dick Gregory the stand-up comedian brought it on the haraldo Rivera show and showed people the the view of the assassination from essentially uh where this guy zuder was standing which we had never seen the actual assassination before and when people watched it the first thing they thought was that this guy looks like he's been shot from the front right like it doesn't look like he got his head goes back into the left like back into the left he got shot by more than one person too he got shot in his back he got shot there's there's
a one wound that they turn into a tracheotomy wound right yeah it was it was an entry wound from the front it was a there's a bullet room into where his neck was and there's two different depictions of the autopsy from Bethesda Maryland to Dallas it's really interesting it is it's very interesting stuff but I guess what you're saying puts things in perspective for me because there are a bunch of times when I'm teaching class and to me I'm saying the things that are the most normal things that everybody would know and I see everybody kind of like Joe drop to the ground like what the [ __ ] really that happened I'm like yeah doesn't everybody isn't that kind of the stuff that you normally teach and I guess no it's not it's not at all no the the normal in school you're taught no conspiracy theories you're taught no variations of the truth you know you you're you're taught nothing I mean as the most controversial it gets is Nixon was involved in a scandal in Watergate you know they tell you Nixon yeah because they got rid of Nixon he did a bad thing this guy apparently Nixon had loose morals did you ever listen to all those Nixon tapes like there's like hundreds and hundreds of hours of tapes cuz they had every s thing might in the whole entire place and there's like things where like uh he talks about abortions I just heard this on open Anthony the other day and there's like Parts where he's talking about abortion and stuff like that you know just in case of like and just listen to it it's crazy he said a lot of creepy [ __ ] creepy [ __ ] he was a creep he was a creep and they found out about it by by you know tapping into his [ __ ] he knew the president oh yeah recording he knew about it yeah he knew they were recording all that stff he was responsible for no he was responsible he had everything miked because he wanted to if anything was to happen he wanted to have proof so he was like the good guy and and what happened is that they just recorded everything and found you know I thought they bugged the campaign quarter headquarters so what he did what these guys did they buged a democratic Campaign hard and in order to find out what they were saying and when they got busted that was the Scandal because he's like you authorized back you know that's
totally legal and he said no no was was me wasn't me wasn't me and then eventually came out because of exactly the recording that is referring to where there's a lot of evidence of for Nixon was actually saying that he did do that [ __ ] people need to know if their president's a crook and I'm Not a Crook and then Nix lately afterwards fly said well if the president does it then it's not illegal he's like what the [ __ ] are you talking about did he really say that yeah well he was a creepy dude anyway the the weirdest thing about him being president is that is the leader MH of this great nation that's the best you can do that guy's weird man seriously that guy everything about him looks like you made it with a stamp you know pressed it in a mold looks like you polished it up and the the whole like his his everything was weird about that guy everything the way he walked the way he talked big time I tend to trust uh intuition in their regard at least on a personto person level like you see somebody and before they say anything you got a Vibe of you think there's something to the person or not man look at at Nixon you got how the [ __ ] did he become president that's what I'm saying if you look at him he's like one of the creepiest guys ever elected to like a major office when he's got his arms up in the air his weird face he's a weird looking dude man he looks so awkward and he didn't feel warm he didn't feel real he didn't feel there was nothing about him that make like with Kennedy Kennedy had like it was obvious he was a special man like it was obvious he was handsome man of great lineage you know and he had this way of talking this Charisma that's all you can see it right there it's all real obvious but you get to a guy like Nix and you go what the [ __ ] was going on there man and it's funny because he got elected in 1968 which is you know in the middle of the 60s this very and it's precisely because the 60s were going on the conservatives got freaked out and they started oh my God the country is going in this crazy wild Godless liberal direction we need to take it back hardcore politically organized to try to elect and they got Nixon in office yeah and uh but yeah man Nixon is a trip they said that the election of 1960 was the first election where they had uh the debate was on TV and they had uh for um
they say that people who listen on the radio to the debate think that Nixon had done pretty well but then people who watch it on TV they overwhelmingly thought Kennedy dominated cuz he's so handsome exactly Kennedy looked good by comparison whereas Nixon was like weird looking thr that was scary as hell on so many ways and so anybody watching on TV was like [ __ ] not that guy he was sweating like a pig he was doing all that it's like that's instinctive it shouldn't be but it's instinctive there's I mean it's not it's not even an appearance thing cuz Rodney Dangerfield was kind of an ugly dude but he was so lovable and warm you know what I mean I mean if Rodney Dangerfield had the creepy behavior of Nixon he would be just as creepy of course it's like like Nixon lacked any Charisma when when you tell people you know oh you trust first impression they like Ah that's superficial they only looking at somebody's good looking or not it's not even about that there's a vibe to people there's to me I'm a big believer that I don't know exactly what you see I don't know if it's some specific body language I don't know what is that you see but to me is everything you have ever gone through is written on your skreen you know is right is it now you move is it now you talk is it now you do everything so it it shows up and to me is now weird that some people can't see it it's like why the [ __ ] can't most people see it it's like Chihuahua can sne you for 3 seconds and decide whether exactly bark at you or be all like you know like if a Chihuahua can do it yeah but let me tell you something Chihuahua is wrong all the time those little [ __ ] they bark constantly they're not the best that's not the best yeah okay [ __ ] can for a dog yeah that doesn't qualify as a dog anyway but that is true the dog can sniff you out and learn things about you and people can too we have a we have a weird way of you know whether or not you trust it and whether or not it's tuned in you know and you got to have a been around plenty of crazy people and B taking a really good look at your own self look at yourself like really truly objectively your your faults all of it to be able to recognize it in other people because if you're bullshitting yourself it's super easy to get bullshitted of course of course yeah and
if you're bullshitting other people it's also easy to get bullshitted cuz you know you like like that was like a big thing in in gambling was the double dump when a guy thought he was getting dumped but really they were dumping on him you know the double dump where you know you're manipulating how uh a game goes down right people are devious little [ __ ] they sure are well not all of them a lot of them lot of them good percentage Yeah give you that once we read each other's minds that shit's all going to stop yeah I think I think that's the next step the next step of evolution is going to be knowing whether or not someone's bullshitting you well save so much but to me that's I don't know maybe I'm too like psych powers or some [ __ ] but to me that's not even the hard to do now that alone like to me what about that jod Aras well I mean that's what I mean is like let me tell you something son she would have got you she would have got you she would tricked you she would roped you in she was cute enough that you would say you know she wants to be with me I'm going to take a chance you'll be in there with her damn like she doesn't look like an obvious freak there's nothing that's scream freak but there sexual freak I mean just like weird like I'll stab you in the shower kind of freak but as in she does look freakishly cold like there's something there that's like there's something weird going on emotionally so I wouldn't be able to tell oh yeah she's this weird W to be but you could tell like huh there's something off there that [ __ ] is crazy did you see the um the video the security video of her after they arrested her no I didn't say that headstands doing headstands singing to herself like locking her up in a cage for the rest of her life for murder and probably going to put her to death right and she's singing yep and then when they ask her from jail like they have a jail housee interview it's stunning how well she lies about this and you know it's a beautiful thing that people do so well when they lie about [ __ ] like that well how are you staying calm my faith my just think about that statement that your faith after you stabbed a dude like 28 times shot him in the head slid his neck like this [ __ ] did some crazy [ __ ] to this guy's body yep big time and
she's like my faith it makes you wonder I think she actually believes it when she say my faith I think there's a good chunk of her who actually believe what she's saying she could be one of those people that's so crazy that they sort of Reform their reality every 3 or 4 hours there's people like that I've seen people that have um been able to justify almost anything because they just sort of put it away and then there's a new reality yep you know I've never done anything like that like you just did it what the [ __ ] you talking about like there there's a lot of people that are like that they just yeah they could just shut parts of the brain off and unfortunately I think a lot of them suffer childhood abuse yeah in fact that's the thing that sometime you know when you got the whole background story you almost feel bad but then you know you feel bad for the 5-year-old you don't feel bad for the person you have become because it's like I understand how you got deer but understanding doesn't mean justifying exactly exactly it's too [ __ ] up sorry can't can't let that slide absolutely it's just there's certain things as a race we have to figure out how to stop from occurring and I don't think we put any resources into that it's amazing how much we put resources into making sure that marijuana stays illegal think about how much money is involved in that what is it like four billion a year something like that it's crazy something nutty and how how much have we really put into trying to help people that are doing a shitty job of raising their children how much I mean besides like what I don't know what you can do really I mean besides actively going in there and taking their kids away you know but just some form of Education some Community Center something I I just feel like when you see like really really poor neighborhoods that are ignored you're just asking for problems of course you're just asking for problems you you should fix that level that up as much as possible help those people out as much as possible and help they get the [ __ ] out of there and the the the the thing that drives me crazy about people when they talk about people that are in the ghetto like oh they're poor they're lazy that's why they're still on welfare you know if they don't want to work you
don't you don't get it you don't get it they are in a [ __ ] spot and it's super hard to have a good mentality when you're in a [ __ ] spot it's very hard to so to say that they you know oh just [ __ ] get off their lazy asses and stop collecting welfare you're I think probably missing what's going on there you know ideology aside right-wing rhetoric aside you're dealing with someone who got a terrible roll of the dice and that could have been you man you could have been in that and just because you could pull out a story or two or three about people who are in that situation and then Rob went on to get his PhD and to this day he says that living in the ghetto does not hold you back it's a prison of your own mind right it's like there's always those stories but the reality is how much good role model models do those kids have how many good Role Models how much good inspiration how much hope for the future student of mine very first semester I started teaching there was this guy was from South Central LA and we started chatting afterwards man the stories he would tell me about what was normal part of his day-to-day life be like yeah yesterday he didn't get home until midnight from class cuz they had somebody killed right down my door and so they had locked up the whole and like [ __ ] really and that [ __ ] would happen like three times a year yeah it happens all the time you're like wow you know it happens all the time it's real dangerous who you know running into the wrong people it's all real dangerous yep and no one's doing [ __ ] about it you know they do all they do about is they arrest people when people do things that are bad you know instead of making cops lives way easier and this is all very utopian hippie we need to fix it we need to do something about together but it's just weird to me that it never comes up it's weird to me that if you do bring it up oh socialism and people cry like that's there's a bunch of babies there man there's like a a whole community of of uh of future people that you can affect there a whole new generation of future people that if emphasis is put on helping yep it can help it can somehow or another we could figure out a way to like at least eliminate a certain aspect of the lowest of our lowest class Society you know it seems like that
could be done with education it seems like at least part of it can be done sure definitely better than it's currently at least which is not saying much but at least is it's just one of the most frustrating things is how far we've come as a human race and yet how far we have to go when it comes to [ __ ] like that absolutely yeah cuz I mean the whole emphasis on individual initiative is like pull yourself up by your bootstrap and stuff there's something good about that that of course there is an element about self-empowerment that regardless of circumstances you know you're going to change circumstances just cuz you wish it so there is an element where the individual needs to find a way cuz if nothing else is doing it for you you might as well put your best to do it but having said that most people then use that argument to dismiss all the social conditions it becomes well it's just up to you so go on we are all behind you kind of [ __ ] but is in the meantime you start from 50 steps behind everyone else because you grow up in a shitty place where drug abuse all over with alcohol abuse all over with noal models with the whole thing and he's like but you know you can do it well yeah sweet for sweet of you to say wasn't you know you haven't grown up in that [ __ ] it's such a cliche but uh a chain is only as strong as its weakest link and if we really you know the most patriotic thing that we could do as a country is not go [ __ ] with some other countries overseas with dubious intentions but but strengthen our weakest link our weakest economic link our weakest so social link it's like it's a it's a it's a weird thing that politicians don't talk about that that they don't offer that up as a a plan for the future take you know give country give companies contracts to clean up the ghetto the same kind of contracts you give to clean up [ __ ] Iraq give contracts to clean up the ghetto it'd be amazing let let Halbert and make money clean it up the ghetto why can't they do that I I don't understand why I can't profit off of that it seems ridiculous and it seems like it's just at this point in 2013 we're still doing the same goddamn [ __ ] still going over to countries
getting involved in dubious [ __ ] right somehow or another it can or can't be tied to resources and oil and this and that and well it's conspiracy theory we're over there to stop Islam from taking over our underwear what whatever the [ __ ] it is it's like the same goddamn shell game yep well I mean if fact that's what's funny I guess I keep bringing you up today but that's cuz you started on him with Dan Carling I was listening to his series about the Roman Republic yes and he was hilarious because he was the same exact Dynamics you see them today yeah by the book exactly like it's unavoidable it's unavoidable it's we're stupid we're broken we're broken little crazy animals we don't know how to like keep it together we get we get it together for a certain amount of time and then we [ __ ] spiral out of control and go slamming into the Rocks it's [ __ ] weird because I don't know I mean I notice when uh when I look at myself and I analyze like where I'm at I'm happy with me or not I see so much [ __ ] room for improvement there are lots of times I'm like H you know I like I'm glad you see it cuz I would mean to talk to you about your room for improvement no play like I see a lot of it I kind of I like myself there are good things but I also see like ah [ __ ] this thing is not so good this thing it's a weakness then I look at everyone else and I'm like [ __ ] I'm a God that it's that's going to be a meme on the internet for sure then I look at everyone else and I'm like [ __ ] I'm a God that is a meme and a half son you just [ __ ] yourself you just [ __ ] yourself hard you better hope and pray you don't say anything stupid for the next three years cuz they that's how long they remember a meme for so good let's do it and I look at everyone else and I'm like [ __ ] I'm a God no but you know the thing that's fun is that is not that I really think like I'm all that cuz when I look at objectively just me I do see so many places where I could improve but then you know the bar is so [ __ ] low on average the average human being there are so many [ __ ] up [ __ ] that people do that I'm like wow okay at least right right when you think that you're a loser because you can't pay your credit card you hear about this guy in Cleveland that has kidnapped three
women for 10 years and you go I'm not really a bad person right it's like okay it's yeah but that's that's why it's important to surround yourself with bad [ __ ] that's very important you know know the to surround yourself with cool people like one one of the things that I've gotten really good at as I become an adult is I collect cool people I know how to collect cool friends I got a bunch of cool people that have managed to sneak into my life and that's very important because when you have questions about something when you want to talk to somebody about something like I can resource a database of cool intelligent levelheaded you know healthy egoed people that's super important it's so hard to find it is that's the most important things about choosing a place to live or choosing people to be around is surrounding yourself with inspirational people people who also are healthy people who are excited people have good attitudes people who aren't lazy [ __ ] that's probably the most comment I see when I look at your board when I look at Dan's board like people's emails or people when send you an email like oh I love the podcast stuff like that so many people say the exact same thing you're saying which is Jesus Christ I can't find around me the the kind of conversations that you guys have on a podcast man I wish and that's why I listen because I can't find it around me and you know it's amaz it's inspiring to be reminded that not all humanity is like that well you know what it is there's a lot of people that think like us like us out there but they were weren't connected by like a show yep it's like they were all floating around and you you sort of locked into certain ideas ideologies and sometimes you could listen to this kind of a show or that kind of a show but it NE there you know it didn't get locked into like where you can all meet up it's almost like you need a spot where you meet up and then everybody goes I'm not alone I'm not crazy I'm not alone yeah this world is [ __ ] thank you cuz I get up every day and I look at my alarm clock and I go what the [ __ ] is the point and go into my whack ass job well this is a crazy [ __ ] up world that doesn't make any sense at all and I'm just stuck in the system which eats up
most of my time and therefore leaves with no time to really think about what I'm doing so I'm just caught a creature of momentum floating down the River of Life trying to figure out a way to get to a lily pad and just catch a breath [ __ ] me [ __ ] man so you know that's one of the best things about living in LA and I know so many cool people that live around here it's one of the only things that keeps me around yep it's so so important and so important to do it through podcast too you know when we do it when we bring you these people you guys out there listening we bring you these people like Daniel belli Joe Diaz and Duncan Trussell you know that stuff uh when when that when it spreads like that like that's good for everybody it's good for all of us yeah CU I mean imagine you're the guy who lives in a town of 2,000 people in I don't know Nebraska or some and you are the everybody you relate to feel like they live in a parallel universe and you feel like you're the weird before internet you would have been really [ __ ] with internet you can have access to a h other word out there where you're like okay I'm not just the only crazy one in town there really something different and you can share it with other people in your town too you can say listen this's this dude named Duncan Trussell and you got to hear this [ __ ] podcast it's going to change the way you look at marriage or a flashlight still or a flashlight yeah that's uh that's what the internet provides that nobody had before yeah you know that's one of the things that was really fascinating about this Dan Carlin podcast is he was talking about Martin Luther and how they printed up this is amazing stuff folks they they made these little like uh pamphlets and they handed out these pamphlets um uh about religion and people would hide them and share them with each other and they would they were like secret like there and it spread like a wildfire this guy Martin Luther he was the first guy to to translate the Bible in a phonetic language the first guy to make it so that the people who didn't understand Latin could actually read the word of the Bible yeah cuz at that time when he started doing that he was a death penalty offense to own a Bible or read it in you know Christian countries it was bad bad bad because you
had to be a priest because only a priest can read it correctly if you read it on your own you're going to screw sink up and pollute the word of God and back then the pope had [ __ ] of course the pope had Mistresses what's the point of being a crazy cash the pope was going to war with the Mongols yeah yeah no actually the pope went to war with the Romans right did the who went to war the pope L it on of course yeah they were gazillion of the stories where sometime before they became Pope they were like general or some [ __ ] slaughter a whole town and then eventually they become pop slaughter a whole town then become a pope sometime sometime when they were actually popes when did Pope and being a priest in general become so gay not there's anything wrong with that no I think like throughout it was the only cover that you had if you didn't have heterosexuality where you get married and you just have kids and all of that [ __ ] if you just wasn't in you and you couldn't fake it and it's not like you had the option of saying no sorry I I'm out of this because I like dudes or something you couldn't say that so could you just teach poetry and everybody would just give you a wink and they knew it was up not even because everybody's expected to get married if you're not married and you don't have kids what the [ __ ] is wrong with you if you become a priest is your only cover is because I'm in the service of God then it's like oh okay that's why you don't touch women and stuff how many men back then must have had beards that's what beards meaning wives that weren't really their wife they just they had a wife just for even [ __ ] her and got her pregnant really they were just out getting booty every night plenty plenty plenty the world that's only 1500s man absolutely that Martin Luther [ __ ] was nuts yep and that people that didn't think he took it far enough yep they they took it to another level right what was it called again the one an aapti yeah baptism yeah and even those guys there are like so many subdivision that's why they think that's so crazy because you know most of those guys are hardcore pacifist who sort of read the New Testament in a very literal you know turn the other cheek uh love your enemy so they wouldn't fight under any conditions but then there were some guys
who decided Well I like some of your interpretation which was the more proor semi communist interpretation of the New Testament but this peaceful [ __ ] yeah I don't like that part so we'll just go for the hardcore Pro poor Pro communist approach but will just bash bastard SS along the way take people's things exactly they decided that there would be no private property and they wanted like no one should be able to own anything it's like we all enjoy fire we all enjoy the sun like they they were going deep yeah some of the stories are just you can't believe that people go along with it well I can't believe that in 1500 you couldn't even read a Bible That's that is amazing I didn't know that and that give you an idea of how much of an institution designed to control people the Catholic church was for that matter is just get away with it read the Quran since the beginning of time yeah no it's crazy it really is insane and in that sense that was the cool thing about Martin Luther is about pushing these everybody can make it decide for themselves which sound very sweet and Democratic but the problem is that then when he started realizing that other people were interpreting the Bible in ways that were completely unlike his he was just as peie as the Catholic with them he's like no I meant freedom from the Catholic interpretation I didn't mean really make up your own that's some weird [ __ ] that you're interpreting there who told you that and Protestants started burning people at the Stak just as much as Catholics were doing it well that was the big time for burning people yeah the guy John Calvin like the second major figure beside Martin Luther among the Protestants he was so pissed with this one guy because he denied the Trinity you know the father son holy ghost thing that he had been burn the steak and when they were bringing the wood to set him on fire he said no no not that wood that's dry he's going to burn up quick I want green wood I want this [ __ ] to last a long time on that oh my God like really that's the guy who started a huge branch of protestantism they use green wood yeah cuz that way sh takes a long time they cooked the guy to death with green wood I could just see a slow fire cooking your feet she's like house what kind of a sick [ __ ] do you have to be to
what a dick green there was lot of Green Mountain Grills I met the owner by the way in h Sacramento oh did you we went drinking and we got wasted at some great you got wasted with the owner of Green Mountain Grills yeah it's a great Grill I just used mine the other night I love it I cooked some of the last of my venison sausage this it's amazing it's so it's because you can keep the temperature the same we went from Martin Luther what we talking about cooking people well yeah Fu up that is a [ __ ] up part about history is the cruelty that people were willing to do to their fellow man you know again just few hundred years ago in the name of ideology I mean this is not even the stuff where he like hey man you have a lot of cool gold I want it sorry tough luck I'll bash your skull in CU I want to take it it's not nice but you can see a logic to it at least this is about some I you don't believe in the Trinity that's why I'm going to burn you to that are you [ __ ] kidding me really that's what we argue about the Father the Son and the Holy Ghost yeah your daughter raped killer well there wasn't the Catholic church that's more of a Islamic approach right yeah I mean but the thing is that what scares me to me is not even one group or the other is like anybody who puts ideology above real individuals around them yeah anybody who goes anybody in that sense to me ideology any kind of ideology in that sense is a disease because rather than interpreting Life by looking at what really is going on you're trying to interpret it to this filter of your it has to fit my preconceived notion of the universe and if life doesn't then there's something wrong with life I'm going to disregard that evidence because I I got it all figured out yeah it can be beneficial if you follow a really positive ideology but just following an ideology itself is so dangerous yep it's like the idea that one person or one idea one thought will prevail above all despite rational changes in your environment changes around you when when and that's what a religion really is a religion is an ideology that's that's where it really becomes a problem it's we get locked into those too easy for some reason it's like a broken circuit we have like you
know it's mean it's like we have like a a defect I think life is too complex for most people to deal with there are too many exceptions there's too much change going on so what was working yesterday may not work today and it's too much it's too much work people don't want to deal with it so one of the thing that people dig is the ability to have some solid Dogma to fall back on that is reassuring makes them feel good about life it makes them feel like I know what's going on as opposed to be constantly on the board and figure things out as you go yeah especially folks that seem to have you know like a little extra fear or a little less curiosity or they get tired easier you know it's so easier for them to just lock on something but it's also be easier for people who are mentally ill to lock on to something that's one of the weirdest things when you see obviously mentally ill person screaming fire and brimstone you're like oh [ __ ] yeah no you're right on that and is hilarious how people apply to every aspect of life even when they're not that flat out crazy but just a couple of degrees lower that desire for owning the truth and for martial arts is the same I mean in martial arts is the same crap right the before MMA before Bruce Lee everybody was like Judo is the [ __ ] [ __ ] doesn't you guys suck and it was that same mentality that organized religions have it's the same mentality that I got the truth everybody else must be wrong and I'm going to defend it against all evidence no matter what yeah martial arts are very cult-like a lot of the traditional martial arts and although I benefited a lot from that I was definitely locked in it's just I was lucky that it was very positive and it was beneficial towards me but it was all bowing every was Sir you know you wore a special outfit when you walked into the place you had certain words you would use and you know there's like there's a lot of Mind Control to it it wasn't just discipline it was also like they were instilling a program in your mind and if you accepted that program it would make you a more efficient fighter right make you more efficient killer make you more disciplined and that's the beauty of uh MMA is when everybody was claiming this stuff of the you know they went with
they built a cult in so many ways you know many traditional martial arts built a cult in terms of cult of personality and the wise master who knows everything and all these rules are designed to increase this sense of hierarchy sometime and in things like UFC is like well prove it which is almost Blasphemous if you say it in a more traditional context where you're not saying it as a challenge you're not telling somebody to [ __ ] off by you're saying hey man that sound like a cool Theory show me you know show me that it works under pressure under the real pressure actual fight that's as close to emulating an actual fight as you can get yeah and that stuff in most traditional elements like in moner Legion is blasphemy to say that what you're questioning the master you're doing and he like questioning is the healthiest thing man he's like I'm giving him a chance to prove it and yeah that didn't doesn't work anymore that's that whole idea that you can't question that's that's out that one's out that one's out that's D anybody tells you not to question question that guy right cuz that's a mess yep who who the [ __ ] are you that you can't be questioned are you an alien are you from another planet are you the perfect being are you Dr Manhattan right no right no you're not you silly [ __ ] and that's exactly actually where I was going with um the new book that I that I published the new book is called create your own religion and uh um what is it on what uh Publishing Company it's disinfo uh I mean dis info is a subset of wiser but yes yeah disinfo Doom I have the both of the original disinfo books yeah you're being lied to yep that's a great book that's a that's a book you read that book and you're like what the [ __ ] that was like sort of almost pre- interet MH you know I mean it was it was a part of the internet movement but having that book around was like if you went over someone's house and you saw you were being lied to you're like all right man you [ __ ] tuned in like me brother yeah you know how the man's been lying to you as well Danielle um so create your own religion is what is the concept behind is just to add all the best parts to all the
different ideologies that you've ever found and just sort of Bruce Lee it all it's that's exactly what it is is the MMA approach to religion is what the way MMA stands to traditional martial arts is like these approach is what stands to regular religions which is not not all the good stuff come from the same place you need to look at multiple places you need to test it you need to see what works what doesn't and rather than being like Christianity sucks or Islam it's like try try something things maybe 80% of it you think this crazy [ __ ] that make no sense but you find a couple of gems that can help you in life then use them why not doesn't mean I'm Marrying the ideology but I'm going to take whatever I can use to make life to me the only thing that matters is elevating the quality of life if you're elevating the quality of life I don't give a [ __ ] where you got the the source information from that's not what it's about it's where it's leading uh what kind of results does it create yeah that's what interest me which is exactly the mentality doesn't matter whether the technique is Judo or karate or boxing or whatever the [ __ ] if he works he works yeah that's one of the things about human beings ultimately is that we need someone to lead by example you know you can't just get up and tell us how to do things you can't just get up and tell us that's why people especially and especially should be really distrusting of politicians in 2013 you the way human beings should talk should be explaining what they've learned learn from their own experiences it should not be telling people what they should do exactly it should be learning from your own experiences telling you and if you don't have any experiences if you don't have any really unique experiences or really unique thoughts and experiences why the [ __ ] would you think that you should be able to lead yep perect well you're you're trying to lead because you're saying the words the right way and you're saying the things that the polls say people want to hear but as far as like unique individual thoughts like this [ __ ] like I have a dream that you could hear today and you go that [ __ ] just nailed it he just nailed it Martin Luther King nailed it or Kennedy's speech about secret societies you know or any of his
speeches he has a bunch of brilliant speeches where the guy just it made sense you're you're dealing with a unique individual you're dealing with a person with great intelligence you you're dealing with a person that you should be paying attention to and those people are usually they are both cocky and humble at the same time because you know there's a certain [ __ ] Sal Le comes from you are a bad [ __ ] and you know it because you're doing things that no one else is doing but at the same time you know your limits real well you see all the times when stuff that you do and say doesn't work it boils down to being honest with oneself right which means neither pumping yourself up or faking modesty because you're it's like this is how it is this is the stuff that I do well this is the stuff where I my experience stops right there and I don't know anything beyond that or and even experience people get into this STP of like like making perfect sense of it right this is the event and I'm going to derive 12 lessons from it it's like sometime you can sometime it's just like that's my experience and it's [ __ ] mindblowing and I don't know exactly what to make of it and that's honest you know it's like looking at what things that happen and rather than running with it beyond what experience warrant that you just acknowledge what happened you acknowledge what you derive from it and keep an open mind the fact that there's probably more to it now your idea about this book m is this just to pick out all the cool [ __ ] that you've learned all the cool [ __ ] that you found in you're studying you you've studied religion for how long for a bunch and um to me is like at the end of the day doesn't matter what I'm teaching I always end up talking about the same stuff whether I'm talking about I start from American Indian history or religion or martial arts end up talking about the same things because they are the stuff that life is made of uh the cool topics sex gender roles uh attitude about sex and gender roles yeah all good stuff is there uh one way to the truth is there multiple way it's like relationship with death and dying how do you deal with that how do you deal with the physical world with your own body I mean the big topics are always the same they don't change the specific examples
that you get there from May differ so to me I pick like a chapter each on some of the big things for me the things that in my mind any human being need to find uh need to decide where they stand on some of these issues and I look at what's out there some answers make no sense to me and they seem to lead down really unhealthy path so thank you but no thanks other answers make more sense or maybe they don't and I come up with my own but it's basic it really is boiled down to the Bruce Lee you know research your own experience uh reject what is useless absorb what is useful and add what's specifically your own you know his basic methodology for how to approach knowledge I mean he applied it to martial arts but really is a brilliant way of approach just any kind of knowledge whether it's Rel it's about life you know yeah yeah it's hard for people to accept that right it's a it's much easier to follow the pattern that your family's followed I'm a Lutheran because Grandma's a Lutheran Grandpa always said no matter what we'll be lutherans yep I remember talking to this girl and uh she said that she was going to get a tattoo of a cross and I said uh I said oh I go you're really religious she goes well not really but you know what I was born Catholic and I figure that no matter what that's the one thing that I'll be for the rest of my life what the [ __ ] I mean and I remember saying I'm like you know I didn't know her very well so I was like okay um how do you know like how do you know you won't change your mind about that she's like oh my God my family would kill me and I was like oh okay well good luck with that good luck with that wow cases that had World War II gone different there would be people today like no I'm not really nazy but you know if I don't put the shasti on my grandma would her feelings would get really hurt and so it's I don't hate the Jews but Grandma [ __ ] hates Jews and I love grandma yeah exactly you know it's like I don't want to make them sad you know but what's hilarious is that she was going to get a Catholic tattoo in the first place because like in the Bible it very specifically says you're not so like getting a religious tattoo is like were you not listening to me no only I listen when it's convenient but a cross tattoo is so sexy it makes me
virual and it thins out my back and that's the other point of like the people get pissed when you argue create your own it's like what do you mean create your own it's not there are some absolute truths that fall from Heaven and they stop all of the people are making up their own [ __ ] anyway I mean when people say they follow something it's [ __ ] really they are making up their own thing because they will edit some parts that they don't like they will focus on the parts they like and pretend that it's the one and only interpretation it's like if you're going to do that might as well be honest and just peek from any Source if you're going to pick and choose I think that religion in general in the future is much more likely to be studied and Le less likely to be practiced because I think in especially in like a really hardcore fundamentalist form yeah it's much less likely that people going to accept that as time goes on and information gets distributed broader and faster but then again people will always be afraid of dying yeah people will always be afraid of uh where do you know where do we come from is there any meaning in the universe and pure rationality doesn't give you very satisfactory answers no and it does not so when you want answers and you can get them through reason in that case it's like well [ __ ] reason then just give me any answer because I can't deal with not having some and living that way I I need some solid basis I you to have a whole bit about that is that uh I would really like to join a cult if anybody could like [ __ ] write one that doesn't make me throw up when I read it just one of you guys isn't there like a smart guy out there that can write like some much more believable [ __ ] than Scientology or Mormonism or any of the newcomers you know like those are the the LA the two latest greatest newcomers that really stuck Mormonism and Scientology and they're both [ __ ] cuckoo for Coco Puffs you read both of them they're hilarious there's planets and [ __ ] they both have extra planets they both have planets where they know shit's going down both of them Scientology and Mormonism like collab right isn't that the Mormon Planet there's some in their story there's some really my favorite
Mormon story is the how pre 1970s most Mormons believe that dark skin is a sign that God hates your guts basically that is a punish wow so it was but you know 19 you know in the 1930s that was fairly mainstream view you wonder what made them change their mind exactly in the 1970s suddenly God sent a memo saying wa wait you guys got it wrong dark skin is totally cool I have nothing against it you just made a mistake it's like the Civil Rights Movement managed to convince not just millions of Americans but God himself that racism is no longer cool you know yeah God didn't understand until he saw Martin Luther King give that speech That's How Strong that I Have a Dream speech is that's why to be the whole pretense that it's divinely revealed falls from the sky one day it's so funny cuz people when it doesn't make sense anymore people will change it is like I can't really go around saying this [ __ ] anymore it doesn't so way we got it wrong God meant this other way really all along everything we've been saying for the last 100 years is just a misinterpret you know we misinterpreted things is God was right we were wrong yeah of course yeah whoops whoopsies isn't that like um what what when Martin Luther translated the Bible into a phonetic form and then the people started interpreting it and then like going well how come no one's practicing any this [ __ ] how come you guys are all where why the [ __ ] do you have so much money what's going on why are we peasants forever it doesn't say that here like this is you guys made this [ __ ] up like you made all this [ __ ] up about being a peasant and ordained a peasant forever but then you'll be rewarded for your toils in heaven that's not in here no definitely you don't it doesn't say in here you're a peasant for life that's the part that I have always the most fun in regards to people making up their own stuff to me with Christianity is like you want to be Christian hey there's good stuff hold for for it but then how are you capitalist at the same time cuz there are so many passages where they are so hardcore I mean you have the the Jesus uh it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of an needle than for a rich man to get into heaven which is like something that Jesus said that yeah which damn Jesus that shit's deep KL
Marx would blush you know what I mean he's like really [ __ ] that that far wow and that shows up over and over again a bunch of passages are anti- accumulation of wealth yeah and so he's like so you're going to be Christian but you're going to be hardcore capitalist he's like yeah cuz I'm down with Jesus that part about money I'll just skip over those passages and I'll focus on some weird interpretation on one passage that may seem to say seem that he say something else and I'm going to ignore the other 19 where it's clearly stating [ __ ] accumulation of wealth yeah that was the other thing that they had found in the translations was that Jesus hung out with people like them yep Jesus hung out with the poor and the downtrod and the prostitutes and that's who Jesus was ping around with like what the [ __ ] have you guys been teaching us and so the people that wanted to go even further than Martin Luther these uh anabaptist that's what I guess is that anarchy Baptist is that a combination of the two no a baptism for a second time CU basically they rejected infant baptism because they said baby doesn't have a [ __ ] Choice it needs to be an adult choice so they would baptize as an adult when you want to right and then the third baptism was when they drowned you you right if they catch you then either either lutherans were Catholics if they would catch you then they would decide it was their way of being funny was to drown you since is oh you like two baptism we'll give you a third one and an anab you know anabaptism anab Baptist thinking that just that does sound like an anarchistic you know Anna and they were they were really radical huh they were they wanted no private property they wanted free education free health care those damn Communists well meanwhile why is that bad right you know this is what drives me crazy it's not that I don't think that people should be able to have land I definitely think that you should be able to have land but why is it so bad to like say that you shouldn't right like why is everybody so committed to hanging on to it cuz like what let's let's hear this out okay what if we don't have land let's have it this way what if the world consists of Jamie Brian you and me okay we're the only four people left in the world nah there's no no one no one left okay but
the good news is we're on Catalina Island and that's all there is um can we just share it what what the [ __ ] I'll put my house over here you put your house over there I'll say hi in the morning we we got a house on this spot of dirt that gets problematic when you get into the 300 million people range that's the [ __ ] problem the problem is there's too godamn many of us and everybody would want a house right by the Lake like by the lake there's too many of us dude you can't have a house by the lake right but come on man well we were here first so listen this is our land now we have a house by the lake man that's [ __ ] up this is our world We're All in This Together it is all in this together but I was born in 1947 and I've had this house by the lake and I'm not giving up my [ __ ] house by the lake can't I use your house by the lake no you can't [ __ ] I'll shoot you the problem is there's too many of us and there's not enough cool spots right that's the real [ __ ] problem yep that's it's not private property cuz really it would be perfect if we all you know if we all had use of everything that would be amazing you don't have it's not my laptop or my table it's the table it's the laptop is there a laptop I can use yeah you can use that laptop you know it's like if that would be beautiful if that if that worked right exactly it in Utopia land it's perfect in Utopia land it's ideal you know that is the way you live inopia land that's one of the things that I uh that I've always wondered like will will we see a Utopia will we see a like a working Utopia in our time a working Community where no one's are [ __ ] Community I bite on a m scale sure but it would have to start as a community I mean it would have to the the best you could do I think is probably like a couple of thousand people yeah y before it started getting wacky yeah and you would have to like have meetings and everybody would have to really talk about let's uh make sure we avoid all the pitfalls that have fell on all ities before us yeah serious that's some serious end of the world type [ __ ] though that's the only way that would ever happen right and I guess today there's a better way to go about it because whereas in the past if you do that you you know you run off into the mountains create your one
Community where all the other bastards can today you can have an element where you have your local community and at the same time you're Inc connected to a wider word in a way that doesn't isolate you doesn't make you weird and cultish and cut you off from everything else cuz that was always the downside of the small community danieli blei party pooper that's what I just heard out of your statement to stud cult perfectly okay I was just kidding Let's head out for the mountains that's what I'm saying damn dude let's do it hunt elk with Spears and [ __ ] nobody could say a word start our own families no that you don't want to separate from society Society is pretty [ __ ] awesome it's just we need to figure out a way to fix societ in in lessen the amount of shitty people shitty products the the the the our product of creating human beings we need to figure out a way to make less of those guys in Cleveland that kidnap girls and keep them lock in their basement for 10 years how that's that should be like our number one priority not curing lack of boners right you know not arresting people for [ __ ] selling boner pills at 7-Eleven either Brian did you hear about that cut they need to cut it out they came in and they busted all those and it was exactly as Aubrey had said Aubrey told us that the reason why those dick pills work is because they're fill them up with Calis and viagran [ __ ] that's exactly what it was it was all Calis and okay okay was and it sucks cuz it's getting harder to find the good ones now why you get a prescription for Calis cuz I don't really need it it's just fun to do it you can get it you don't need it get it yeah you can get one you just say hey my dick's not working that good there's a lot of unscrupulous doctors they would write you off a prescription that way you don't have to [ __ ] around with something you don't even know what it is if you you take a Viagra you know that's a Viagra so you're you're going crazy you're playing Russian roulette with your health with some 7-Eleven [ __ ] stuff that looks like pop rocks you're throwing it into your your drink and shaking it up this is a real sex enhancer meanwhile it's like seven times the normal level of Calis you're supposed to take and you're going to
break your dick one day you're going to get that priapism to drain your dick with a needle what's funny is the the one that's the Calis one uh the pills have gotten bigger on some of them and it says now it says like last up to seven days and then on the back it says only take one every 24 hours so I've taken like three of the seven seven day ones hours no every I take a three in a week but that's a week's worth of boner so that's like 49 boners in one boner you should not do that you're going to break your dick your dick's not going to work without him that's what's going to happen and you're going to you're going to also confidence wise you're going to rely on that Wonder dick well you know like go how am I going to [ __ ] a girl with my regular dick my regular dick just doesn't get that hard but when I get when I'm on wonder dick I mean I masturbate every day though so I would know immediately you're on pills every day you're constantly masturbating you're no masturbating while you're on Viagra I take breaks oh good good you cycle on and off I took one on stage uh in Sacramento cuz I had one on me it was called goldrilla and it's this gold gorilla on the front and uh and I was showing everybody and somebody's like take it and I'm like all right I'll take it and I open it up and I put it in my mouth and I broke it accidentally breaks in my mouth you know how like the capsules it was just boner like I couldn't I couldn't talk because it was so much powder it just exploded in my mouth and it was most disgusting thing ever but then I had like a a crazy boner for like three three days and isn't it amazing that they're still killing rhinos to like to give Chinese dudes boners do they not know about the boner pills do they not know about viagra is that possible what's that horny goat seed all about they kill goat horny goat weed I don't know I don't even I think that's a mood enhancer oh let me let's go with that I'm going to read that uh I've never taken horny goat weed in any mass quantities maybe I've Tak it them once or twice as a an ingredient in something else right yeah they've been knocking them down a lot lately though there's been at least 10 different companies that have been hit by that uh thing where they made them pull the pills
because there was Viagra in them and so what is it trademark infringement or something no they're they're selling prescription drugs mixed with like apples and they wear and got yeah and call just a supplement it's called epimedium hm what horny goatweed is yeah it's called yeah EP EP p i m medium medium um and uh it's also known as Baron wart Bishop's hat fairy wings horny goatweed Rowdy lamb herb Randy beef grass it's all about like bonerific stuff yeah you smoke that [ __ ] it's a gen 60 or more species of flowering plants in the family of bur bur who I don't even know how to say that bur bur DC this is a hard one well try this b e r b e r i d a c e AE B Berber large majority are endemic to Southern China what is it supposed to do afrod bam son let's hear Brian that's what it does many species the qualities associated with the content of I Carin uh according to Legend this property was discovered by a Chinese go uh goat herder who noticed a sexual activity in his flock see the same story as the [ __ ] uh the CPS mushrooms it's probably a [ __ ] story it's probably some marketing [ __ ] from the 1400 both with the mushroom and with this horny goat weed totally even though the goat that mushroom stuff does [ __ ] work I had Mi in my mind when you were telling earlier Brian about hey why are you taking those pills you don't know what's in it I I was picturing your early story about the zombie ants and I was imagining like that mushroom going into the pill that Brian takes and this dick exploding and yeah could be sorry but by the way inside of his little body he dies and his dick becomes like a fireworks display a lot of these supplements that you take these boner pills are actually ants ant tons of uh African I think it's African black ants uh yeah we've talked about this before in the podcast where the boner pills yeah a lot of them because if you just type in boner pill an you'll have a bunch of oh that's right we did talk about that but I think we got sidetracked and never came to a rational conclusion yeah cuz I think it was one of those one of the pills actually that was pulled by the whatever the FDA uh last week was even called
something like boner ants or something like this is um I I'll I'll give you the rundown scientifically if anybody gives a [ __ ] it actually apparently does have a similar effect um to nitric oxide uh supplements which also Al give you boners which is also one of the reasons why Viagra is a performance-enhancing supplement um a lot of athletes I think it's banned from the Olympics I think you can't use uh Viagra anymore why because it it it gives you uh a boost an athletic boost I think it's an endurance boost the same thing it does when it gives your dick this crazy [ __ ] Wonder dick it also does that for the rest of your body it like increases blood flow or something they didn't know that yeah you're recycling your blood in more parts of your body something around what he said but with some science none of us really know that brain juice put in all on your so this stuff uh like s s uh SF SFL so that's Viagra that's Viagra s SLE I'm probably I'm probably butchering it but it's s i l d n a f i l um and that's let's call that Viagra um this stuff that it produces called iar and i c a r i i n the active compound in epidemi inhibits epimedium rather inhibits the activity of pde5 and so what this pd5 [ __ ] is uh works the same with horny goat weed the inhibit in inhibiting it as it does with h Viagra so it probably would work but it probably wouldn't work as good because I think that Viagra [ __ ] is like nuclear I think they've got it down like this is like I I think my deck's a little harder but you take a Viagra and your dick just slam just [ __ ] gets like body slammed against your zippers like where are we partying tonight your dick is just really Rowdy and obnoxious unrealistic you can feel your heartbeat on the very bottom of it I love that and your heartbeat on the bottom of your dick yeah like that vein that goes down the bottom yeah and don't measure your heart rate then cuz that's not your resting heart rate you're not resting right there no your dick is going crazy your dick's turn into a zombie yeah even like old dudes that are like barely alive they can take a couple of viagras and stick a finger up their ass and Bam it is so fun going to massage parlor on bager cuz you can't stop it just like what is going do it on purpose you're
just pretending you're the super freak like baby I'm just a super freak I don't even know what's up I'm trying not to think about sex but just have you in the room I'm starting to think while I'm on 7,000 milligrams of Sanol s or whatever the [ __ ] the stuff is called to think that in the 70s I would have a raincoat you know oh you probably would well if you didn't have a podcast you'd have a raincoat how about that you [ __ ] now I've just turned into this now well the problem is it's more fun than not doing it oh that's why you're liking it you likeing doing people like why would he like to have hardons go to massage poers and get jerked off hm why why wouldn't he I didn't say anything about jerking off I'm just look at that was I added that for comic relief of course I'm just displaying my for this poor girl I I only added that in for to lighten up the moment so it doesn't seem as much like sexual assault right this one girl had a tan line from the Rope the other day it was from a rope what do you mean was what rope when she was carried into this country I think I mean in San Francisco those are fresh son of a [ __ ] they are so fresh like I was like either she had a watch and she went tanning and she took off her watch or that's from rope that's ridiculous yeah you know it's I don't you want to talk about it why what's it's too much of a it's a it's a scary subject well that website that I always talk about that I I feel like I shouldn't talk about it any you shouldn't talk about it you should have never it's going to get taken away and you're going to get monitored by the government because there's a boner police out there and they don't like people getting their boners taken care of in illegal manners that's what's going on that's some of the lamest ways to spend tax dollars of all time stopping dudes from getting jerked off at like handy massage poers you know what really sucks that [ __ ] oh sorry go ahead they have undercover sting operations well I went in there at 3 p.m. with my boner I took boner pills just to be sure I told her I want a full service she said hard I tapped her leg twice she grabbed my [ __ ] and I threw her on the ground I think there's two
things I wouldn't mind getting arrested for one is uh having weed on me or selling or smoking weed you know or prostitution I don't like both of those who cares like what oh you like the [ __ ] and you like weed who cares well officer when I threw her to the ground to make the arrest I came all over her face completely coincidentally what can I say I am red-blooded American man the fact that prostitution is still illegal in 49 and the Naf States in US is [ __ ] insane I mean it seems like a mistake it seems like a mistake to tell people that they can [ __ ] people as much as they like but they can't get get paid for it but you can marry a guy that you don't really love and you can [ __ ] him and then you can divorce him and make money off of it and then they'll write songs about you right that's you're allowed to be a gold digger but you can't be a [ __ ] that is [ __ ] fascinating and you're not even allowed to be a gold digger cuz women were like look at that [ __ ] you know she do love him he's [ __ ] old as [ __ ] [ __ ] she is 40 years younger than him what the [ __ ] they have in common it's prostitution what does it have in common she came from Thailand he's got billion dollar shut your hole You know exactly what it is let it happen yeah I mean consen adults what the [ __ ] how does it affect you you [ __ ] exactly it's to me is like you're not hurting anybody else as long as there's no nobody's Force there's no underage [ __ ] there's none of that as long as it's consenting adults back the [ __ ] off let people live how they want yeah who cares and and there's you know there's a there's an argument that there's nothing wrong with sex so why should there be anything wrong with paying for sex and the reason why it seems like such a terrible thing to us now is that it's frowned upon it's looked down upon but if you look at what it actually is like it's just sex like it's it's weird to to massage people right you got to pay someone to massage you so you go to a place where they guarantee everybody wants to [ __ ] okay guys want to [ __ ] girls want to [ __ ] that makes sense to me but nobody wants to give you a [ __ ] massage okay they want to give you a goddamn massage girls don't want to give you they they'll do it for a
little while they'll do it if they love you you know I'll give a massage to someone I love but the reality is I don't want to do it shit's a lot of work but sex is not a lot of work but yet you can pay for the massage and you can't pay for sex that is purely Puritan values because it is essentially the same thing 90% of us will never get paid to massage someone and 90% of us will never get paid to have sex with someone I those numbers I [ __ ] made up I'm just I'm doing the math here help me um but but the reality is they're the same goddamn thing M it's the same goddamn thing absolutely I agree it should be your choice if you're [ __ ] sked out by feet and you go to massage people but you don't mind giving head right that's you that's you man absolutely it's okay and to me is more honest than uh you know a lot of people than fleshlights how about that we ho those for two [ __ ] years it's way more honest to pay a person to do it and you know lying and hooking up just really because you want to [ __ ] somebody but although flashlight are very good no I'm all for that that's oh and by the way people have been emailing me 1700 times saying tell Joe to catch a flashlight he still has some in his closet I'm sure probably preferbly give you a flashlight you wanted one well you should have emailed me before I got here I still have a few in the closet I ate them I fed them to my chicken no but the thing is like the the stuff you're saying about how people perceive sex is really not okay in some way there Puritan Vibe mostly American though right yeah I mean that's where my weird fish s come in cuz when I came to us and I was trying to ask you know you're learning new language you're picking up new words and so I heard the word zat I'm like slat what the [ __ ] does it mean it's like well a woman who kind of indiscriminately having sex left and right blah blah blah and I was like well if sex is a good thing then as lot somebody who freely gives sex away indiscriminately left and right is kind of like a humanitarian like he's like a philanthropist is some sort of sexual mother Thea that's a beautiful thing right no he's really really bad I'm like wait why let me try again you know he's like that that [ __ ] doesn't make sense wasn't there a woman in in Italy that
made it to the parliament was a porn star chichina yes chichina what a great name for a dirty [ __ ] chichina that's Italy for you right good kid porn star actually happened multiple times that she was the first and then a few others done the same thing and they all got elect cuz he's like he's like I'm going to vote for this annoying old guy or this annoying old guy hey there's the porn star no brainer OB we hilariously the place up north the with the tanine girl uh I think it was it was a GI GFE place which is the girlfriend experiment or experience and uh it sucked because when she was done like she didn't want to massage me at all she just was kind of just like crawling on me like tapping me was like [ __ ] but then at the end of it she just wanted to lay down next to me so we were both like laying down and then she fell asleep and it was so sad like I'm like all right I'm just going to stay here for a bit I guess she's sleeping like what's going to happen and then like a door slams I don't know if like somebody else was coming in or if it was like the The Madam going what the [ __ ] you know and she get like gets up real quick and goes oh thank you I'll be right back with tea and I'm like oh my God this poor girl just fell asleep on me that's so sad I know it's like the saddest thing in the world H she probably blacked out from shame yeah from try to deal with this Viagra induced direction for R three and a half hours yeah it's probably just shock like when like when you Corner a little mouse scream at it just freezes a fainting goat horny goat weed it's a fainting horny goat weed fainting horny goat yeah it is it's a weird weird aspect that we have this thing we're weirded out about sex but that's how this country got started you know got started by Puritans people forget that that The Echoes of the the [ __ ] that [ __ ] founded this place they're still they're still here they were religious Fanatics the Puritans left you hear about this stuff about the Puritans coming here for Religious Freedom it's total [ __ ] they didn't come here for Religious Freedom is they came here for the freedom not to be persecuted it's a whole different game doesn't mean we don't want to persecute somebody else we
just don't want to be persecuted that's not religious freedom I like their own Freedom yeah it's like I don't like to be in that place I don't like my place in the game I have nothing against the game itself as long as I get to be on top and the the and just start [ __ ] Native Americans piling them up and stacking them and whacking them and those are the guys who consider the church in England oh those crazy liberals you know they are the Puritans who are the hardcore fundamentalist of their day the matlik fundamentalist today back then there was no Hollywood so they were pissed about the theater of London they're like there's all the sex and spectacle and this and that exactly the same arguments that you hear today about Fundamentalist entertainment industry exactly the same thing as in the 15 1600s you would de with the Puritans it's amazing so what happened they came over first or they were one of the first to come over here yeah no they were the well no you're right cuz first they had the other settlement in Jamestown in Virginia and then like 13 years later not that long later they had the one PLO Ro the famous one which is the Puritans and all of that and these were guys that England was more than happy to get rid of cuz it's like they are weird they are crazy they are annoying they are too much so please go yeah go settle the new war that's a great idea these guys were happy to leave because they felt that they could start their own Society where Puritan values would rule rather than having to deal with more mellow visions of Christianity how much different would America have turned out if people landed on the west coast instead of the East Coast how much different would America have turned out if england was on the other side of the world and then they came over and landed in LA and we like oh [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] we ain't never going back there's no winter winter doesn't happen like they landed in [ __ ] Massachusetts man that's a that is with no heat yep oh my God no heat no cars you have a few animals to oh Jesus you going to try to collect food in the four months that everything's not frozen right no and it's funny cuz when they first came they usually would didn't really know how to make a living here so they would [ __ ]
things up and within a year or two they would start eating each other in this stories and it's like that's some weird sick [ __ ] that was going nothing else they could do it was pure survival yep y y that happened in England too right wasn't there they they they reconstructed a girl that they had uh eaten in uh she was uh 14 years old that was here that was in James toown like the very first American first first British colony in americ to to stay and she was 14 yeah cuz you know they pissed off the Indians so they are not going to have much help from them they don't know how to make a living throughout the year in a new harsh environment so soon enough you start eating your friends that's always a good idea it's [ __ ] amazing that we've made it this far yeah Ser amazing as a person who knows as much as history but as a person who knows as much about history as you do does it it must be like really shocking when you know that this [ __ ] was just a couple of years away you know that's the that to me is what's mindblowing is the stuff that has been consider normal throughout much of human history it blows your mind to think like probably 75% of people were totally cool with these ideas that today they would land you straight in like a psychiatric hospital back then totally normal and again it boils down to the same thing is people too lazy to question what they are taught and just going with the program and just not really uh why am I burning people at the Stak because they believe a different idea well it's what my grandpa did and he's cool so I must you know it's like not really stopping to think is this really healthy is this a good idea is this how I want to live it's how did people find out about the pilgrims whether or not they were doing good enough that people decided let's join these crazy [ __ ] how did all that happen they did go back and forth and they were telling how great it was well eating each other there no some people also put money as an investment in this a lot of these weren't just random individuals coming in they were sponsored by corporations as an idea and it was an investment so these guys had economic interested in keeping the thing going and there are plenty of people who had a shitty life in England so even
going to the crazy wild place across the world was better than what they knew back in England and so they were willing to take chances I mean one of the thing that people don't know a lot of the time or don't emphasize enough is the idea that a huge chunk of people who came here were basically slaves white people you know British they were indenture servants which technically meant you only serve for seven years years but most of them were worked so hard by their owners that they killed them before the seven years were up so really if you we an indenture servants you're pretty much [ __ ] because you're going to be in conditions that are semi slavery um they are not going to survive to leave see the day when you are freed so it doesn't really matter whether is in theory it only lasts so long because you're never going to leave that time so a lot of these guys would run off the second they arrive here they would try to show their best face when they show up at an Indian encampment saying hey I'm a nice guy those guys are freak can you please take me in and a bunch of tribes would take them in and so you would have these communities where sometime you would have a lot of British people who escape the settlement to go live with Indians because otherwise they would get work to that back in the settlements and uh it's a Trippy story you know the colonies would pass these laws preventing anybody from leaving the settlements and going to live with Indians because otherwise your labor force just left and now you have to work on your own yeah how many white dudes went dancing with wol style quite a bit there's there's a really cool story I remember I forgot the guy's name right now but there was back at the very beginning of the Puritan days there was this one community of sort of crazy unconventional guys that left the main Puritan towns and started their own thing with a bunch of local Indians they would have they basically had an interracial Community where they would party a lot they would drink of their dances sounded like sort of hippie Haven except that because he was a little too hippie Heaven these guys did them make plans for the Puritan wanting to kick their ass because their Community was actually growing at a faster rate than the Puritans more people wanted to leave
there but the Puritan had military mle and so they went to kick their ass and squash them those [ __ ] Puritans and that's us yep if those hippies had planned yeah [ __ ] I mean I'm all for having fun but put two hours a day into planning that maybe you want to know what to do when people start shooting at you these crazy religious [ __ ] that are dressed up like Johnny Cash and they live right down the road exactly those guys are Cooks you don't know they're Cooks they're all dress the same okay listen we know they're Cooks but listen they spend a lot of time praying that we need to spend that exact amount of time making arrows yep that's the idea and instead the choice was happy stupid hippies who don't make plans or crazy religious fundamentalist who are well armed and know how to use their guns it's like wow not exactly the greatest Alternatives but I mean one is nicer than the other but doesn't make any you know they can live in reality because they don't make plans they don't set things up for when [ __ ] goes wrong and so the other guys who are way worse win because they are more disciplined those [ __ ] so they absorb them is some of them they ex send them back you know some of them were killed some of them were reabsorbed and close watch some of you know bunch of options there but one of the weirdest things about history for me as I get older is realizing how short of period of time that was ago where things were so bananas y 1492 Columbus sailed the o blue 1492 that ain't [ __ ] that's hard to believe there was no buildings here just that long ago especially when you look at England and the [ __ ] that's up in London I mean you can go visit things in London that are a thousand years old America itself s something like 200 [ __ ] years old we've only been around I mean someone landed in the Bahamas you know a little over 400 years ago right that's crazy it is it is and in that sense yeah living in Europe is a trip because you go down the Street to meet your friend and you were next to a building that's like 2,000 years old yes that's [ __ ] it's really nuts to think that those people just lived in that one spot forever yep you know that's one of the um really cool things this Dan Carlin uh thing on um on the history of
the Mongols is realizing how much these guys affected Asia and and and how much they would have affected Europe and they affected Russia yep you like Europe got really lucky there well or depending on point of view cuz yeah what they had wasn't exactly yeah what they had was horrible but theong they they dodged a crazy bullet with with those [ __ ] sure did then what the one of the craziest things that Dan Carin was talking about was what when they took over Baghdad and killed everybody that it literally hasn't ever recovered no they say it was like to 600 years before the population was at the same level as before they wiped I mean the Mongols didn't [ __ ] around yeah they really were genocide 101 you know is they yeah those guys and they play the progress they ruin cultures they R everything they learned see light it on fire they didn't want to take it with them no as if it's not useful in a felt tent or running around with my horses then what the [ __ ] do I care that's the nuttiest thing is that they never really they they captured all these cities but they they live were Nomads they didn't have a country they just have this gigantic huge mass of people making their way across the world killing everybody yep my favorite on that one is when the when they do enter Baghdad and the whole story there was this thing of this one guy was a local governor who had killed the Mongol Traders early on so the Mongols were piece they sent an ambassador this guy chopped off the head of the ambassadors too saying they are spies he banked on the fact that there was a big desert separating him from the Mongols so they wouldn't be able to invade he didn't make his calculations right cuz the Mongols got through the desert show up at his door and after Mass wiping out everyone else they grabbed this guy and said you are a greedy [ __ ] because of that you want gold we'll give you all the gold you want they melt a bunch of gold and pour molten gold down his throat to kill him those guys poured into his eyes and his ears as well exactly those guys are not playing around yeah and then they probably chopped his head open and get that goal back exactly it's like okay now sorry now we need it back if you don't mind that's it's just amazing that
that again 1 1200 you know ad 1,00 that's not that long ago this none of this is that long ago and that was only a couple hundred years before Martin Luther you know and that's just a few hundred years before people came to America and that's a few 200 years before slavery was abolished and it's all of it is so recent it's really weird sh I mean right here in California where we stand back in the 1850s more than half of the American Indian population I like 80% was wiped out not because of diseases not because of stuff but what they had in a lot of California towns were the Indian hunts which was the local on the local newspaper they would publish the scene that if you you know you're are broke you have no money go kill some Indians scalp them and if you come back into town the local government will pay you a certain amount for the scalp of an adult male a little bit less for the sculp of an adult female and a little bit less for the sculp of a child because it's good for the health of the community to wipe out Indians W 1850s not a million years ago right you know under our feet that's a trip wow y he you know I always wondered what that whole scalping thing where that came from I thought it was the Indians that did the scalping you know all actually they do stuff like that in a bunch of places around the world cuz it got tiresome to just carry around people's heads to prove that you killed them so it's like do I really have to carry this big [ __ ] thing can you imagine like chopping off the head of somebody like Tor big giant head it's like really I have to carry around to prove that I killed it can I just scalp him and be out with it he's like so people around the world they in a bunch of places well then you know you could scalp two butt cheeks and say oh I killed a couple of bald dudes too I mean you get three for the price of one if you were unscrupulous yeah this motherfucker's always scalping bald in you that's one of the beautiful things about the Native Americans they didn't actually go bald right there wasn't one of their genetics are they that genetic sort of only got introduced to them after we came around I tell you these Indians sure do smell though it's a butt never mind oh butt cheeks don't smell that bad do they back
then they did yeah back then the whole package right everything below the Bel was just a mess on the East Coast they that's probably they probably never really painted their face it was just from butts not as many s son the East GH they had this B scene that they would do where a lot of uh Indian tribes there they would shave every other part of their head but they would leave this really long strand of air in the middle that was like the the scalp knot that you leave it out there for other as a challenge to other Warriors of saying hey here is my scalp you want to take it come take it it makes it even easier for you to grasp it and pull it out yeah so it was a it was a Fu you kind of thing he's like I'll leave it on you leave yours on let's see who gets to take home who first that's ridiculous that's just begging for the gun to be invented you silly [ __ ] out there shooting pointed rocks at each other the [ __ ] are you doing man grabbing each other's hair cutting each other's heads off you see that guy that on that video the other day that was like walking across I think like two like a waterfall or something and he was doing like the balancing thing and he fell and he held on and then he was like trying to climb across it and he had a long ponytail and his ponytail got stuck in it and he let go and he scalped himself and died Jesus Son died from that yep cuz he cuz he fell oh my God his ponytail stayed on the line oh Christ that's when you know y that can be good that's a [ __ ] choice in hair wear either that or God hates you yeah you [ __ ] up son you definitely [ __ ] up there was a woman in France recently who died she fell like 900 feet to her death off a cliff and by the time they got to her the vultures that are already eaten her yep there was nothing left but bones she that is also how you know you [ __ ] up yeah first of all if you're in a place where they're not killing the vultures everybody's like well we need these vultures well you know what the problem is now they they they have laws in this part of uh Europe where you have to kill livestock when they die you have to burn them so because of that the vultures don't get to naturally play Pray off the livestock so vultures are actually going down and attacking live things because
they're starving to death cu the government cleans up the dead animals and burns them doesn't allow the vultures to eat them so now you have vultures that are carrying away dogs and they're going after pets they're getting livestock and [ __ ] vultures are scary vultures are scary that's you know as much as oh sweet cool nature well yeah to a point yeah nature's nice and cool as long as you're in your car or you're in your house or you have a gun or there's you know slow people behind you and in front of you that will get eaten first it's exactly like I had a dream last night that a friend of mine um had like a an animal snuck into his house and we couldn't get it out it wasn't a big animal was like a raccoon or something but it was terrifying in this dream you know like the raccoons behind the TV and we're trying to chase it out with sticks and it's like making like [ __ ] [ __ ] you know like think about how little a goddamn raccoon is and I I terrified of this [ __ ] you know get him out of your house man you know we're trying to stick stick a [ __ ] broomstick back there to get rid of this raccoon and in my dream it was horrific it was cuz I was thinking if this raccoon just goes for it and just jumps on my face I am [ __ ] my face is made out of toilet paper it's just like soft mushy [ __ ] right you know your your face is barely more durable than a Fleshlight yep that's couldn't raccoons and skunk both scare me cuz in my backyard somehow they get in there once in a while and have like a fenced in yard do you leave cat food out there no no but somehow they just do it like there's it's weird and I'll just be sitting outside you know whatever on the porch and out of nowhere I'll just see like this skunk or a raccoon like running towards me because it's like it doesn't realize that I'm sitting there and I'll be like hey get away from here and then just stops I'm like okay hopefully it just turns around walks away nothing happens most the suck they won't engage you unless they're rabid right right but they will engage you if they're rabid yep yeah you know there's that too you're really [ __ ] if you get bit and you got because if you get rabies or you get bit by someone with rabies you got to get like 10 gigantic needles in your ass and there stomach right doesn't it
go right into your stomach oh [ __ ] Christ and they're huge needles yeah it's apparently like really bad to get Ries I got beat by a dog once and uh you know they were telling me the doctor was like yeah we're not going to give you [ __ ] because uh take your chances is better than taking a rabish shot you don't want to have a RAB unless you're really convinced that you have rabies you don't want to take it it thirs beyond belief yeah I guess there's a lot of uh bats here in Los Angeles that been being found with rabies oh [ __ ] Christ rabbit bats yeah I'm wearing a Bat Country t-shirt son yeah hey dude who gave me this in New Jersey thank you very much some fellow Hunter Thompson fan B country yeah um there's a great story about these guys from Harvard who went to Africa to study uh these bats that migrate out of this cave and they sat in the front of the cave and um every night at a certain time when you know it became dusk these bats would fly out in Mass it's just massive number of bats this is an enormous cave and it would be like millions and millions of bats well these guys they sat down in front of this like film it record things whatever the [ __ ] they're going to do scientifically and what they didn't anticipate is the ass salt of bat [ __ ] that hit them as they came out of this cage they just [ __ ] all at once so they were literally in the firing path of a wave of [ __ ] 100 miles high millions of bats [ __ ] on their face okay so they get back to uh to America and they're horribly ill they're bleeding from their eyes they're deadly sick and they die they both die both died yeah it's insanely toxic they just got toxic levels of nitrogen and bat [ __ ] it goes in your eyes and it's in your face and your skin it's go it's in going through your [ __ ] skin you know it's toxic [ __ ] talk about [ __ ] man talk about it stories like what happened to him what you know a bunch of a million bats took a [ __ ] on him and that's why he died it's like yeah and he must have realized somewhere in the middle of that [ __ ] storm that probably lasted an hour you know it's probably an hour of bats I mean there's this is an insanely big cave apparently and there's just millions of bats there bat guano is uh I know they use it for [ __ ] I think they use it for fertilizer and stuff
growing weed big is it big for growing weed powerful Daniel B he got the knowledge um that story that we talked about a couple of weeks ago about the couple that used to be in the CIA uh and they had uh retired and were making uh plants in their basement they were growing tomatoes and stuff like that and the [ __ ] DEA kick down their door guns blazing rifles in their face and finds their tomatoes in the basement boy boy is that a silly goddamn story what turns out these uh people um the reason why the CIA did this or the the DEA did this is they uh followed their car their car had been parked at a hydroponic store and they took a photo of the car the license plate they ran the plates and that's how they find where the houses are where people are grown that's this genius [ __ ] group of ass [ __ ] called the DEA that think that everyone growing anything indoors my sister's uh ex-husband used to grow um tomatoes and [ __ ] cuz they lived in Boston they had a full setup in the basement he didn't even smoke weed right he had a full setup but that guy would be like under suspicion of course if you if they they're allowed to pass by your [ __ ] house this is how stupid this s situation is all they're doing is growing plants by the way I might add they're not making meth okay right they're allowed to go by the places where they teach you how to grow plants take pictures of your [ __ ] license plate and then run them on the suspicion of you doing drugs find out where the [ __ ] you live stake out your house yep for sure they're growing plants we're going in boys go in guns blazing with dogs and shoot your dog if you've got one they shoot your [ __ ] dog almost every time they go into these people's houses they shoot puppies they'll shoot Collies they don't care if your dog's a threat they shoot dogs and then they find out you're making Tomatoes I mean that's the dumbest [ __ ] that's why to me piss me off when I hear people who are all like I love freedom but I'm Pro dragar I'm against legal prostitution I'm against he like you're not pro Freedom [ __ ] you're only Pro the freedom of the stuff you like that's just what it is well Obama said recently he had a um a speech in Mexico he said that he didn't think that making
marijuana legal was a good idea it's the most hilarious thing ever like the idea that making anything that a benefits people p people want to do and C there's no victims right to say that and then you're talking specifically with the people who would in a logical scenario benefit from it being legal the reason why all this money is being made by drug cartels is because drugs are illegal right if drugs were legal these people wouldn't be making that money out of business I mean this that alone is impossible for some people to grasp and I mean even when people are against it philosophically because they are control freaks who want some morality Force according to their standards of morality and everyone else even those guys still look at the evidence is prohibition working in terms of keeping drug the rates of addiction or use low it's not so what the [ __ ] are you doing it it's like taking a bunch of money putting it in the toilet and flushing because if you're not affecting demand or Supply why the [ __ ] are you doing it yeah the best example that we have about whether or not it's good to legalize drugs as Portugal yeah absolutely and they have lowered their rates of addiction lowered the rates of crime it's it's real simple folks people don't like being told what to do and they're going to do whatever the [ __ ] they want to do but if you tell them what to do then they're going to rebel and that's just what they do and when when people rebel sometimes they're not even doing what they want to do they're just doing what you don't want them to do so that seems like the thing to do because they don't like you [ __ ] controlling them you know when I moved here from Italy I didn't know about the age 21 thing about drinking I thought you were going to say about banging chicks no there's um like Italy I don't even think it maybe it doesn't have an age limit if it does nobody enforce it so if you are 8y old you go to the store to buy for your mom a bottle of wine nobody ask anything you know like right but because it's the kind of [ __ ] that your grandparents have for lunch it's not glamorous it's not like cool I got booze I'm going to start Downing it like crazy right when I when I saw here people would start drinking as teenagers as a prohibited exciting thing they would
down alcohol like crazy throw up all over themselves I'm like e that's [ __ ] disgusting why would you do that to yourself you know it's like yeah you know you learn how to drink a little bit at a time and to me is like you learn how to drink as a kid yeah you learn how to drink with your grandparents where it's like if you have a seep you feel happy and stuff if you have more than a seep you got a headache and one day you do and you're like oh [ __ ] you're right I got a headache it's kind of weird that this is the most successful Society ever cuz it really is right if you had to look at it as far as like the what what's been done by this Society American society maybe that's the only way you can really get [ __ ] done maybe you have to have this [ __ ] weird button down repressed in order to work the kind of hours that people are willing to work whereas in Italy they take like what two hours a day off just to take a [ __ ] yeah nobody doeses anything I have they have a [ __ ] break Italy is an awesome place to retire in but to get anything done yeah good luck well I know Marvelous Marvin Haggler did it yep Marvin Haggler uh when he retired from being you know the [ __ ] man yep uh was one of the best boxers ever went to Italy and just said [ __ ] it I'm just chilling here forever he's become Italian movie star yeah he lives in my town does he really he's a friend of mine told me he runs into it at the gym all the time and that's hilarious he's a weird he's the weirdest case ever for a boxer because he still has his wits y he was and man what a good boxer he he was amazing he was one of the alltime greats but he's still like he's Lucid when he talks and he lost to Sugar Ray Leonard he said that's it I'm done right and but he really meant it he's the only guy that I can ever recall y everybody out like Sugar Ray Leonard broke everybody's heart came back right won a couple fights then lost a couple fights very badly the Terry Norris fight classic example that was a brutal beat down Terry Norris beat the [ __ ] out of him that that was scary the um the fight with Hector kamacho when Hector kamacho stopped him was like oh Jesus you know he was at the end he broke everybody's heart just like everybody else right no was smart man he made the call he didn't
really take that much abuse actually he actually took more abuse in some of the fights he won like there was the fight with mugabi where they beat the [ __ ] out of each other or even the one with Tommy SS that was like the most intense round I've ever seen in Combat Sports yeah you want to watch a great fight first round Haggler Hearns on YouTube Somebody put it up on andri soundtrack they have like voodu chai like return going on the Marvin agler highlight is like the coolest thing ever yeah yeah I tweeted that a while back that's an amazing highlight yeah yeah he was a beast man he was uh when I was a kid he was a big inspiration for me I was living in Boston CU I remember he was supposed to fight Mustafa ham show and they had some TV special that was following him training in the in he would go to the cape in the winter time where there nobody in the cape it's horrible fing you know many many degrees below zero wind chill factor wind coming off the wall ripping your [ __ ] skin apart and he's out there running screaming War Jes he would just scream War as he was running up sand dunes and [ __ ] Fu if you already's B you just look at the video they like yeah no thanks yeah he beat the [ __ ] out of some people man Marvin hagger was a beast yep if you look at the uh the mugabi fight is a great example of that he just you couldn't hurt him he had a chin like nobody he had like they they did like this weird thing with him where they um they scanned his head head and they found out that his mandible muscles the muscles on the sides of his head were like much larger than a normal person's they like literally the man has like built-in headgear mhm and you're like what I guess you get that from biting down maybe or something or biting down on mouth pieces or could be genetics whatever it was the dude was just like really hard to hurt mhm that was one of the big things about him like you could never hurt like Tommy Hearns couldn't hurt him Gabi couldn't hurt him they would nail him but he would just keep coming forward nobody ever stopped Marvin Hagler nobody ever stopped Marvin Haggler not even close nobody even [ __ ] came close to stopping that guy yeah there's been a few guys like that throughout history that just for
whatever reason just had that just extra motivation above and beyond everyone else and he was mared to K quits when he did because I mean you do see those guys NGA who have these ungodly chins who can take so much abuse but after a while you know you hit a spot where he's like okay you clock the amount of punches you could take in your life is done and now every other punch you take is going to drop you and yeah that's that's gets really sad to see old great Fighters that don't that's one of the saddest aspects of fighting and would it be amazing if they figured out how to fix that with like stem cell research like to figure out how to reverse pugilistic ad diena and and cure brain damage from fighting that would be beautiful yeah cuz it makes you think twice about training standup sparing for real because you know you grapple it's all lims right it sucks but is not listen I know people have gotten bad concussions from grappling yeah that's true fall funny you know and and a lot of you know a lot of heads collide with knees and accidental things happen where you get knocked unconscious you're taking a chance no matter what you do but it's the subconcussive blows from boxing the continual process of getting hit yeah cuz that's not an accident in training that's the name of the game he's hitting you in the head and you take it over and over and over after a while you know they're all there's can be a good thing for your brain especially if you're training with some [ __ ] animal who hits hard if you're in there with like some guy on a regular basis and he likes to beat up sparring partners great you just got a little stupider every day exactly every day of your life you get a little stupider little stupid how do you do it like when you Spar cuz when you grapple is easy you know as long as you're not a dick you're not going to hurt people well accidents happen you just find really good training Partners it's the most important thing I mean don't you find sometime when you are done with asiran session in Striking that sometime you're not entirely sure how well did cuz it's like you didn't really go full out where you like that shot that I hit him with was it some what did it have the juice really behind it or he would have just Shrugged it off and that's it you know it's like does it
ever happen to you or you feel like you know what's up by the end well I think you have to like ego wise you you have to realize that like when you when you're sparring you're both pulling back so shots that you got hit with you maybe would have got hurt in a in a real situation and shots that you got hit with your response maybe you wouldn't have been able to even deliver it right so it can get unrealistic for guys who like to spar light but they take shots on the chin and then keep moving forward as if in real life they would be okay right like that becomes a real problem for sure and that's one of the problems with developing techniques under minimal stress but if you're doing it correctly if you're being well trained they won't allow you to develop those really bad habits cuz those really bad habits like you can you can you can fundamentally alter the thinking that allows you to spar like that right number one most important thing it's two important things but number one is great trainers you have to have a trainer that trains you in a technical way and makes the class move in a technical way as well and number two training partners that you could trust so you're not going to blast each other yeah and then you got to make sure that you you go full out on the Ms and the bag so that in a real scenario you can deliver those shots with full impact you know but it's it's a tricky game striking is tricky game you know it's uh it's a very very dangerous Endeavor but it's awesome to get good at o it feels great but it's the line right if you do a little too little is unrealistic cuz it's like come on you're you're barely touching each other if you do a little too hard it those are old brain cells saying goodbye yeah my young days when I was a young man one of the things that I was concerned most with was the potential of brain damage you know I I'd known too many people that I'd seen slowly slip away from the gym Wars and kickboxing and boxing training and stuff like that but you know on the other hand it's [ __ ] exciting to watch big time people are going to keep doing it like the did you see the Mayweather fight this weekend now Mayweather I just can't take it to why why is that he's [ __ ] brilliant he's brilliant's brilliant
beautiful to watch if I was fighting at this level I would probably do the same thing he's like I'm not going to get H I'm going to get paid a shitload of money I win why the [ __ ] should I take ch well he took chances he does some in this fight he fought a very different kind of fight he stood right in front of this dude Robert Guerrero was a tough guy but he he out Ted him he out moved him he out angled him he clinched a hold of him didn't let him like manipulate him and Bully him and rip shots on him and then he just counter punched the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of him man he just was brilliant I mean it wasn't the most exciting fight in the world but as someone who appreciates technique I appreciate the [ __ ] out of how he did it he's just an awesome boxer he talks crazy mad [ __ ] but that's Al why people buy his pay-per-view of course I don't know the dude you know I know the dude's a bad [ __ ] though you know as far as when it comes to boxing yeah he's made some crazy claims about MMA which I always find hilarious but I don't fault him for that because he's in the business of promoting yeah you know that's like part of his stick is look he knows there's a lot of people that are paying attention to MMA if he starts talking mad [ __ ] about MMA fighters people who don't even watch Boxing will pay attention to his fight and even buy it to see him lose absolutely like I saw some people that I know they were like tweeting you know I think Mayweather losers this weekend I was like what are you even saying what are you even talking about do you know what you're watching when you're watching that guy you're watching an alltime Hall of Famer and Robert Guero is a good fighter he's a very good fighter it'll be an interesting fight but Mayweather's gonna box his [ __ ] face off that's what he's going to do cuz he's one of the best ever I made 80 bucks on him so I was pleased what was the odds they were really bad so I had to b a lot but I was so sure that it was like he was like there's no way in hell he is going to lose it just he could hurt his hand that's the only way he could and he did in fact he hurt his right hand somehow in the fight but he kept throwing it or the J johon saying you know it's obious joh was gonna win but he's like well [ __ ] can happen you know he like yeah
active God type [ __ ] you know he Jon Jones foot wasn't even broken the toe wasn't even broken he just dislocated it and twisted it and broke the skin crazy that that wasn't even broken and they like he'll be back training in six weeks like what six [ __ ] weeks that looked like a six-month injury but apparently nope no problem they as soon as they set it they they they stitched it up the uh the cut set it and they're like you'd be all right it was funny how he barely even I don't think he noticed it until he doing cart wheels he was doing cartwheels [ __ ] up toe and you are like hey look at your food no no no he noticed it oh he not yeah we were talking and he was like standing like like I think he noticed that when he's stepping that he was stepping at something wet so he looked down and realized it was blood like where's this Blood oh my goodness I have a broken toe that's when he realized there was something wrong with his fo it was totally him him looking down at it yeah yeah it was [ __ ] crazy it was a crazy moment because nobody knew what to do because I was interviewing him and it was all on T so nobody acted so I had to kind of like grab the stool calling the doctor sit down you still want to do this it's like I still want to talk I'm like okay it was a weird moment I know you had to tell somebody to get a chair for him well I got a chair for him I W up getting a chair myself I was like can we get him a chair and then I'm like no one's moving like everybody was like oh [ __ ] you know no one wanted to get in the way on TV either you know it's one of those things you're probably there probably like strict rules as to who can ENT the Octagon in that situation you know you have but that that was probably one of the the weirdest injuries that I've ever seen well who who saw that coming beat some guy up you hurt your own self and yeah you are this close to losing the fight when you have dominated the whole time he would have lost they would have taped that [ __ ] foot together he would have gone if they could if if they even if he didn't have to tape it together CH would had to come close enough to clinch him and he beat CH up so bad in that first round CH was in a lot of trouble doing anything in that second round I mean the fight was almost over the round was almost over I
think there was like 30 seconds to go maybe less but the beating that he put on CH was ferocious man those elbows he's a [ __ ] dude he's KY man he's a [ __ ] and he's getting better all the time it's so cool to watch uh what is like a real exceptional athlete exceptionally gifted person come along in MMA yep you know cuz he to me is like a Roy Jones Jr type character like a guy who's coming out of nowhere who's just so athletically talented as well as all the other things as well as disciplined as well as he's got he's got the whole package and he's creative he's fun to watch CU he's not going to do just the same [ __ ] thing that he does well and he wins by whatever he actually pulls off these crazy moves that you never know what he's going to do and he's like that spinning elbow he does when he gets you up against the cage is like a tornado of Bones yep it's just just getting smashed yep that is just it's and you know it's amazing the kids's only like 25 like what the [ __ ] what how what's it going to be like when he's 35 yeah cuz he's not really taking damage so at this rate he can go on forever yeah and how is he going to take damage like who's going to be able to solve that [ __ ] puzzle like what what is you know sometimes you look at a guy's style and say hm you know what that guy needs if if you find a guy who does this and that he might be in trouble the closest is veto Belford catched him in that arm bar yeah but I mean that's sure everybody can lose one mistake happens anybody can there's always that percentage where you can lose any fight no matter what but it's like the odds are so low right and you know what what what freaks me out about that arm bar he let that dude [ __ ] his arm up man he let that dude way hyper extend his arm he never tapped he did not tap and then he beat him up and then he tapped him he tapped him with a [ __ ] up arm it's like so he's got this mental game down as well yeah cuz it's like he got his arm popped in the first round and he won what in the fourth so it's like he's not even like he want right away and then he was like could pay attention to that was a nasty armar too vtor did that that was some real black belt [ __ ] perfect yeah that's most guys would have tapped I would have
tapped I mean see like how do you feel if you're bort you pulled off the perfect move you popped his arm you got to Ronda Rousey that [ __ ] you got to Ronda Rousey Ronda breaks arms she doesn't wait for you to tap y she's not even trying to get you to tap she's trying to break your [ __ ] her mentality is not to tap you will and then win her mentality is break it right and then they got a tap then the game's over yeah it's what a crazy way to make a living seriously Jesus so your podcast you call your podcast drunk and DST yep you're fairly sober well sometimes why do you call it drunken d uh I like wine and I like thaism no I guess I mean to me is like uh there's always in like Kung Fu movies or something the figure of the old dude who uh looks like all drunk and stuff and he P amazing like how the [ __ ] it happen I dig the idea of figuring out ways whether is applied to martial arts or apply to life to nobody can figure out how you did it but you pull it off right and to not think along the same lines like everybody else is going through the plan there's an obvious A to B B to C to get the results but to have an alternate way to get [ __ ] done I like it so that's why you came up with drunken Dallas again that's the high-minded version the low-minded version is I like that way and I like wine did you draw this this picture that's on your T-shirt no I asked I asked this artist I told her what I wanted and uh she worked with me a little she was really cool she was awesome so what is it is a dude punching a guy who's getting kissed yeah there's this guy was making out with this hot shapely woman and while he's making out with her he's pouring wine over the two of them as they another guy punches him another guy's punching him and so while he's leaning backward kissing the woman he managed to use a leg to kick him in the balls so it's like that is one of the worst shirts I've ever seen in my life and you need to burn it and never wear it again and you need to question your sanity for Mass producing these [ __ ] things I love it I love it it's so multi-dimensional yeah it's uh I'm a lover and a fighter it's a very strange shirt dude you you sending a really confusing message and you're also a cartoonist or you should have like the
drunken DST Adventures this guy just running around drinking making out with chicks kicking random bullies in the balls that's not a bad plan you've only been in America a short amount of time folks we need to we need to season him we need to get danieli blei just accustomed to our way of life where this is ridiculous we don't allow you to the other interpretation people are like no but wait this dude is punching him and he's leaning back I'm like well in that case if he still managed to make out with a woman and drink after get him punch I dig that message too I would think he really needs to stop being cocky and let go of the girl and deal with this dude is trying to kick his ass cuz this is silly if I was your coach I'd be very mad at you not really uh you got to address the situation we to be serious about it right um what do you uh how often do you do in your podcast I do twice a month I do once a month with a guest and then once a month is like random Rants and chat with uh uh my friends re and Dean were helping me put together you do it at your house no we record well actually we started doing a few at my house we were doing it in a studio first and then now we um we decided moveable studio so a few times we did it in my house was cool yeah it's cool to be able to do it wherever the [ __ ] you want it right yeah yeah yeah it's it's cool to have a central location but I I like when uh sometimes when people do like Ari does a lot of them on the road just starts uh you know brings brings microphon sets up and that way if he's in weird places he can get strange people right Ari's gone Ari's gone Ari moved to New York City you did y cuz he's a silly [ __ ] and he's all jwed out thinks he can go to the motherland he can't go to Israel so he thinks he's just going to go to New York and that's the other Jew motherland they're going to accept him with open open sandwiches we had a going away podcast where he brought this huge box and inside the box was just [ __ ] that he was going to throw away and he's like you know if you come to the show I'm might get give away presents the whole night so he had like all this random [ __ ] that he like bought when he was really stoned and never used or never even opened the boxes like you
know random things like raid air bombs you know for cockroaches and like just weird [ __ ] and then at one point he's like all right who here you know the next five people um who here does drugs you know raise your hand and he's just throwing out prescription medicine to people he's [ __ ] like he grabs this one thing and goes oh I better not do that like because it I think it was like acid or something he just puts it in his pocket but it was just ridiculous and then he hands up he opens like uh this thing of joints and he gives a joint to every single person in the audience and then he how many people were in the audience probably like 30 40 something like that he gave 40 joints away oh yeah he gave a lot I mean it was just a huge thing of joints and then he's just like all right everybody smoke it and so we everyone's smoking it and just in The Comedy Store you can't even see anything and this there's like this Boston uh you know thing going on downstairs for like all the you know like a tribute or a a marathon uh show where they're making they're raising money yeah charity show there's this charity show going on and you just seeing the smoke just gushing down that back hallway like going into oh so that was in the main room which is right below the right below the the belly room oh that's hilarious so funny though that's ridiculous he literally burned his Bridge exactly yeah you can't do that indoors they can lose their license for that [ __ ] they're not supposed to do that you [ __ ] allegedly that all happened yeah allegedly because if people were smoking in the audience I think you used to be able to smoke on stage as a part of an artistic performance I think you can still do that actually still do that cuz Stan hope used to do it he used to smoke on stage and make fun of how it was a part of an artistic performance you're allowed to smoke on stage some stupid loophole yeah I remember that because he he smoked uh in Ohio he went and played this like a building that's owned by the campus it's just like a building for speech and you know speakers and stuff like that but it had a bar in it it was really weird I think they tore it down since then Ohio State and Doug played and he wanted to smoke so bad but this is like only by the school and there's
like definitely no smoking allowed in it he goes I don't care everyone can smoke and he just started smoking like the bartender lady who was just like this older lady that you know probably was retired and just work at the old college but she's like oh stop it please she was just kidding upset cuz she didn't know what to do and the whole campus was just like cigarettes everyone was smoking cigarettes on in that little in that little room because Stan hope did it on stage so were they allowed to tell him to stop doing it on stage there or was it an artistic performance thing exemption I don't know he did it anyway he just didn't care he told everyone in the audience to do it also problem with cigarettes is it [ __ ] with other people you know that's the problem with that stinky drug and it doesn't that's the one thing that Stan hope says that if he could stop he did this op an thing recently where they were talking about addiction because you know Jim Norton is like real clean and um and it made some news source was because it was an interesting conversation where Stan Hope was advocating that you know he's a shitty comic if he's not drunk and uh that's why he stays drunk and that Comics like Mitch Hedberg the only way you would have gotten those guys is with the drugs Hunter S Thompson the only way you would have got him is with the drugs and the alcohol that's that's what how you create something like that you know which is a you know a weird sort of conversation to get into with people but he said the one thing that he regrets is the cigarettes yeah he said it doesn't give you any benefit and he's completely hooked on them right but they say that does give you a benefit like synapses like Stephen King claims that when he stopped smoking that he noticed a difference in his ability to fire that like his his mind fired slower this was just right after his sto or like after a while I don't know he just he made a comment on it I I don't think it's right after I think it's the effect of it I think I think when people are on nicotine all the time nicotine is some kind of a stimulant yeah it relaxes I tell you it doesn't really relax that's s sort of a oh it does it relaxes your nerves and everything right but the reason why it relaxes is because it feeds your addiction that's or is that
just that's absolutely do no no that's what what you when you get a an addiction and you become a junkie you need it you need it you need it God damn I'm stressed out I need it and need it and need it I got it well cigarettes relax me but they also got you to the point where you needed them where you were [ __ ] crazy and it looks cool yeah but it is a stimulant meaning it is drug but that's not a relaxing it's the exact opposite of something that relaxes you a stimulant is the opposite of something that relaxes you right exactly that's why when you you're you're you definitely do get that feeling of relaxation but that feeling of relaxation is the same thing that heroin users get when they shoot up right boom boom boom they see those little white glowing butterflies float out of their soul as they lay back on the pillow and let go of the rubber band let that hot heroin just race through your body I think you just Co about 17 people least any here right now now to fall back into heroin the people that have done it man that's the problem with Heroin they say it's [ __ ] awesome Yep people that have even take those pills have said it's awesome oxycotton people that have had oxycotton issues yeah some some guy posted a thread about it on uh The Message Board is talking about opiates how amazing they are it's just terrible that they're so bad for you that you can't K them but the feeling apparently is just amazing I read somebody a while ago say now yeah it's [ __ ] up cuz he mess you up hor Rand Le so we should leave it legal for people who have like a few months left to live CU it's like what are you going to [ __ ] up anyway you know you're dying anyway but you feel like a God for the last three months and uh I agree with that well that's what we're doing anyway we give him morphine that's what we're doing when we're giving them oxycotton we're basically giving them opat right right Morphin is weird I mean when you think about the whole thing is like how yeah speaking of freedoms it's like people I'm Pro Freedom except that you can't kill yourself the way you want to you know if you're dying as slow painful disease you need to die slowly and pain y because otherwise CU otherwise what otherwise the gods are angry exactly
it's like the life is not to choose how you stay or leave but but then we have the hospice which it really I mean utan Asia is not legal so you can't really do it but we just give you Morphin for Comfort wait you said you need more Morphin okay we need give you a little more you said you you're still in pain you know of course you just keep shooting up until you dies but rather than doing it in a Humane cool way where you shoot up and you're done in 50 minutes like you do with a dog you'll do it over a period of days or a week or something just how dare you compare Grandma to a dog you son of a [ __ ] goddamn crazy Italians but other thing is like people are all pissed about oh it's terrible he's like well you don't [ __ ] do it how about that you die the way you want to how about you let other people die the way they the problem is that someone can get it and then give it to you that's the worry the worry about having [ __ ] that could [ __ ] you up is obviously people doing it to people against their will or yeah that's of course but then that's what you work on on like anything that you don't do you know you don't outload something just because it can be used against their will you you work on the fact on those cases when it's used against somebody's will which is the argument for not worrying about how many guns are out there but worrying about the mental health of a nation that allows a certain percentage of people to go on gun fueled Rampages what who are those people and why are they doing it exactly but nobody concentrates on that they concentrate on the guns yeah too many guns right it's like no that's exactly that's missing the point cuz it's about it boils down to in your hand or well I don't know about you but in somebody's hand having a [ __ ] Atomic weapon wouldn't be a problem because you're not nuts and you're not going to use it are you saying that I would be a problem with f d but uh but you know what I mean is like so the worst thing in it really boils down to individual to individual it's not the same thing the problem comes in because it's who's going to decide who's the same individual which one isn't you know the state yeah that always works really well but then if you don't do it that means every psycle in the world can get easily
their hands on some messed up stuff if you do do it it's clearly an imperfect system because it's done through the state where there are always enormous loopholes things that doesn't work is inefficient So It's Tricky I can see why people argue passionately both ways because you can see there's a lot there's kind of a logic both ways in that yeah there's definitely a logic both ways I mean the idea that people are smart enough to figure out what to do and not to do has been proven false time and time again yep people are stupid there's a shitload of us that are stupid as [ __ ] but then the argument is the reason why they're stupid as [ __ ] is that we allow them to survive of being stupid and don't allow these dumb mistakes to happen they die off we're just so attached to every single precious life that we're not allowed allowing stupid people to die from being stupid so stupidity is no longer uh a negative like factor in in in evolution you're allowed to be stupid and live stupid [ __ ] that's [ __ ] scary at the same time that's [ __ ] stupid it's right it's a slippery lope from that to like well good Eugenics program where we just select yeah it's you can't do that either yeah yeah that's the problem there's no way to do it right there's no way we're just we're stuck in the middle we're on a stage of developing and one day will be way better than this mhm but right now it's kind of [ __ ] way better than me what the [ __ ] it's possible even better than the god that is danieli blei Jesus blasphemy the future is going to be amazing we'll have even better Gods wow I don't know if I can deal with that are you still teaching yeah where are you teaching at I'm teaching a few courses at cast Long Beach a few courses at Sant do they ever give you a hard time for your controversial view points no I think they decide is easier to just not deal with it because if they come after you you then he can open a whole [ __ ] storm of why are you firing him and all of that and so so it's like you know what whatever doesn't matter anyway cuz we'll do things the way we want anyway say whatever the [ __ ] you want go in the classroom does anybody ever take ombrage with some of the things that you say I'm sure they do not not face to face nobody
says anything really oh that's kind of cool yeah so you teach all this crazy [ __ ] in your classes and everybody's like well it's [ __ ] historically accurate yeah I mean it's not um it's like sure argue to to me about the spec even cuz I don't in the class I don't really try to sell a Viewpoint so I'll say something really radical but I'll also show all the exception to what I just said right so it doesn't sound like I'm trying to sell you something the reason why I asked you is because you you went on like some Twitter Rampage a while back yeah I was pissed yeah that was pissed did you you wrote like a whole essay about the education system I had an open letter to Academia that's uh close with the immortal wordss of Tupac [ __ ] you and your [ __ ] mama so yeah that I'm sure did go so that's that's how you make it count yeah you got to speak their language yeah well man listen I wish I had a [ __ ] teacher like I had damara used to be a teacher I wish he was one of my teachers and I wish you were one of my teachers too that would have been an amazing time in school instead I got caught with a bunch of people that made teaching or made School boring as [ __ ] that's the majority I didn't know that history was interesting until I listen to Dan Carlin yeah but that's what I mean that's what driv me saying a guy like Dan Carlin who is [ __ ] amazing in case we haven't made that clear already he is not a historian and that's why he's [ __ ] amazing cuz most historians by the time they got through their PHD all the creativity all the juice has been squeezed out of them and there's nothing left because they have been made to conform to this really boring prudent careful way of telling stories where they can't say a sentence without 17 exceptions to what they say and the evidence here on paragraph 17 I like nobody want to listen to it [ __ ] Bing Carling goes on put on a historical podcast and BEC something that people around the world want to listen to because he's a Steller CU he makes it exciting being boring is a [ __ ] real curse tell me about it it's almost like there's something wrong with you if you're boring it's almost like you can't figure out a better way to express this information this information that you're giving you're giving it in a really
[ __ ] shitty way yep you need to work on your presentation son and that's the thing that in some way it sucks cuz you can tell to somebody look this sucks because it's so boring and it doesn't have the juice but the reality is that they I think they can only improve it 10% because it's not just a technique it's who you are right it's these are people who are boring when they step when they are not teaching and you talking to them down the street it's just their personality that comes through it's like that song Daniel blei it takes every kind of people I could see Daniel blei sitting around his house a little incense lit smoking a joint listen to some 70s music some maybe some Jim cochi 70 on Superman cape you don't spit the wind you don't pull no 70 is more like well early seven like andrick Le zapping kind of stuff sh do you do air guitar around the house in your underwear no I haven't quite I'm sure I'm going to get to that level but I haven't quite got to that point yet if you do do it please make a YouTube video so your students know what the [ __ ] they're dealing with sign up at your course you imagine you'd probably have a full class if you just played Voodoo Child and just just fully lipped all the lyrics knew all of it and went around with it yeah there's every other time now because through online you can find out a lot of things about people a bunch of students ask he like is that you in this picture where you're holding a kid and you have your middle finger out it's like what's that about I'm like oh yeah about that yes I was rebellious it was before I realized the ultimate expression of rebellion is the Drunken Tower t-shirt before then I was holding a baby and give you the middle finger it's another I love my drunken T t-shirt God damn listen brother I'm sorry I talked [ __ ] about your T-shirt I had to I'm a comedian I got to do what I got to do I got to do what I got to do and how do they get your podcast on iTunes um iTunes yes and if somebody wants to take your class can they take your class without signing up for anything else at the school can you just pay to take your class officially clearly not but yeah whatever so how how does how would someone make that happen um Lich I'm actually not teaching a whole
lot because I'm there mainly I think I teach just one class and the rest I do online which is sucks anyway because well in any case the the main thing so I teach mostly at Santa Monica College live in person and uh it depends on the class you know some classes are they enroll them to the Limit other classes they enroll it and then they leave a bunch of empty chairs so not somebody might be able to just show up totally wow and Daniel ble thank you for joining us my brother so the drunken DS is available on iTunes you have a website for it yeah um yeah there's drunk and.com it's actually the drun and.com and then there's just my own website that's linked to that that's just my name.com that's it pitches and if you look for him on Twitter it's d blei b o l l e l i right uh b o l e l l i l l I tried to free ball it and I failed miserably thank you to audible.com for sponsoring this podcast go to audible.com Joo get yourself a free audio book my friends book we're also brought to you by stamps.com uh click on the microphone use the code word JRE for a little special treat and an excellent deal on a great service and on it.com that's o nnit t use the code name Rogan and save yourself 10% off any and all supplements Brian and I along with the lovely and talent Ari shafir will'll see you dirty [ __ ] in Canada this weekend we will tomorrow night be at what's the name of the theater we're doing he doesn't know this [ __ ] doesn't know I think it's called the Vogue yes the Vogue theater in Vancouver tomorrow night for two shows so uh we can't wait and we're doing something different this time CU you [ __ ] people take too long with your goddamn phones that you don't know how to work the camera on so I'm going to take all the photos I'm going to have someone take them with my camera so we'll get a perfect picture every time and then we'll upload it to the website you can take it from there so it'll also Drive traffic to my website and don't go dude that's [ __ ] up because I don't want to hear it you [ __ ] need to learn how to use your 1967 [ __ ] wack ass cell phone that I have to wait for damn it I shut it off by accident hold on and there's a line of a thousand people taking pictures that shit's ridiculous
for the people that work at the theaters so they've requested I streamline the process so that is the only solution all right you [ __ ] so we love the [ __ ] out of you and uh we will see you on Monday um and uh and that's RP peace love happiness and uh good luck in you search for bigfoot we see you freaks [Music]