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Joan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all [Music] day Brian I want you to apologize to all the nice people out there in the world I'm sorry I logged into the wrong Ustream account and I guess the sound was too also so the sound was too hot dude well I had to restart the computer and every time I restart the computer it always goes back to all the defaults for some reason so like the sound is really hot and uh my my like login is saved in this Ustream thing so automatically I just hit you know it screws everything up so every time I restart I have to make sure everything is but smoking weed before it kind we have to you know we do we need a little yellow checky checklist thing for you Channel you're on I think the weed gets too much blame you know what I mean weed gets a bad no it does it does no I mean like when I'm when I'm doing stuff like you get stoned and you get and everyone's like all right let's start now let's start now you're like oh okay you know and I'm just [ __ ] with you dude I'm just trying to I'm just trying to back up weed you know what I mean it gets their bad rap speaking of weed we got Tommy Chong that's going to come on the podcast on Monday that's [ __ ] awesome yeah that should be very fun he uh apparently is uh using that uh Rick you know that Rick Simpson thing have you heard that cannabis oil there's some like some oil that you can make with cannabis yeah it's supposed to be super super healthy for people who have a good friend of mine came to La he's uh he's from the East Coast he's got brain tumors in his head and he's supposed to die in six months this was about a year ago and he's hardcore 10 Planet he's one of my uh top soldiers for sure he uh man it's it's weird cuz in the in the position that we're in we get a lot of people with you know there's a lot of people out there that have cancer that are fans as well you know what I mean we're we're dealing with you know this is a not an uncommon thing to have a student or someone come to me and have cancer this happens all the time people are like dying and it's crazy the spot that we're in and we're like [ __ ] well there's a gigantic amount of people in
this country you know you're going to run into some people that are sick and it's it's it's uh it's very humbling well this guy he you know he started that cannabis oil therapy and his last checkup the tumors stop not only did they stop growing that they they shrank like 40% and his doctors are like amazed at what's going on and he's on this um cannabis oil therapy it's becoming really popular now you keep you know there's reports I don't even think it makes you high right no it doesn't right no it doesn't make you high at all so it's it's not even an issue is whether or not it's people are taking this and and getting getting high on it that the only way um pot gets you high is if you heat it up I guess that's what's been explained to me like you can't just eat it but when you eat it if you just eat like the leaves it's really healthy they say like marijuana like the flowers and the leaves are incredibly healthy for you like really like it's great thing to juice like people should juice actual marij that's becom more popular now too so I have a friend who who's it just I don't know his tumors are shrinking which is crazy and doctors are baffled but he's been on that that cannabis therapy and it's working and it's and it's becoming more and more popular and all these studies are coming up well we're legit scientific studies that have shown that marijuana shrinks tumors it seems like every week or every other week There's this new study that comes out that proves that somehow marijuana can cure some kind of cancer here some kind of cancer there and it's it's becoming so popular that I don't even retweet all of them I'm like there's just too many damn studies it's true you look like an [ __ ] I'm like [ __ ] there's just too many [ __ ] studies so I'm only retweeting the juiciest stories it's crazy there's all this evidence all this proof that marijuana is this Wonder plan it's not just an ordinary plan it's not just a plan it's like an alen magical plan it's all this proof and people still deny and it's still a schedule of one drug how crazy is that Coke and heroin are scheduled too yeah because they have medical use supposedly yeah that's the idea yeah it's completely ridiculous how about that video of that
one Congressman grilling that chick yeah from the DEA that chick is brilliant she deflected everything beautifully my God all illegal drugs are dangerous ey woman all illegal drugs are bad yeah she was brilliant you know you know the DA's watching like in a dark room laughing their asses off going was brilliant you know she got like a [ __ ] $500,000 bonus and [ __ ] for that really I thought she looked terrible she looked brilliant well nothing's going to happen from it oh they just needed someone to go out there and jibber jabber and just get past it and whatever and then they don't give a [ __ ] and they got they got an old lady they got an old lady how so it's easy for a guy if you don't think think too deeply about it you're like here's how could I be against an old lady who's trying to keep us off drugs you know what I mean an old lady trying to keep us off drugs so you a lot of people with she how old was she she her 30 or 4 no she was like 60 was she really yeah she was old they got her old lady up there see all I got out of that was that she was joyless I didn't get her age I got just this joyless woman out there working brilliant she's the best old lady come out and just say whatever they're like laughing in the back room cuz you don't really they don't really they're not really accountable nothing really is going to change you think they yeah do you think like they don't know all the truth and [ __ ] they know it they're trying to suppress it so how do you suppress it [ __ ] where they they want to grill someone in the da I'm not going you go no I'm not going and then they [ __ ] make the secretary go out there and promise her a million dollar just say just say drugs are bad just say drugs are bad yeah and it worked because it's on video and it's not going to change [ __ ] and it was like you know she tried to um you know different addictive properties all drugs are bad um drugs are illegal is marijuana more addictive than heroin um I don't uh they're both illegal and both is more more addictive marijuana or heroin which in your opinion is more addictive uh both have addictive properties both are illegal you can only choose a or b yes exactly it's like Jeopardy on satday you are an expert on this you should know this is marijuana more dangerous than pills than
prescription pills all drugs are illegal and all drugs she was brilliant it was perfect it's so weird it's so represent like if it was a movie and this was like the frustrating point of the movie where people were starting to get all the information and starting to realize that this this structure that they've got set up it's it's just you don't have to live this way we just live this way because it's been set up for us before we had any information on how things are really going on behind the scenes and then you you see something like this I mean this is this is the thing that would make people rise up if that was really the drug enforcement agency that was really their attitude that's really their take on it that's really a spokesperson for this yeah like what are you doing yeah watch that video it's Congressman grills da agent or something like that it's hilarious is talking about like [ __ ] prescription pills they're talking about abusive prescription pills but you know what they're not talking about stopping those prescription pills from being made someone's always going to get them someone's always going to have a back a someone's always going to have like you can't stop you can't stop prescription pills and make prescription pills you can't do both yeah you know so you're never going to stop them that's horseshit so when they say that they're they looking to cut down on illegal prescription drugs like whatever what what what kind of a [ __ ] smoke screen is that how much money is that even how much money is it compared to the legal ones the people legally selling the exact same [ __ ] yeah but because a doctor says it's cool to take Oxycontin every day for the rest of your [ __ ] life you're down and there next thing you know whoa you're a junkie that's legal though that's legal but marijuana you can't grow you can't eat this incredible plant even if you were completely uninterested in getting high if you just said the nutrition of this plant is unquestionable if you look at the amino acid profile if you look at all the nutrients in it look at the fiber in it it's an incredible superfood it's better than kale it's like but it's so expensive you could never eat it because it's illegal but if it was legal it'd be cheaper than [ __ ] kale that would be a real problem I know a bunch
of people that lived in Northern California that prosper off of the illegality of it that were arguing that they were going to vote against it if it came on the ballot they're like we make more money if it's illegal they were they were ready to go gangster they would rather go gangster and then make a little bit extra money than have it like that's like contrary to the whole idea behind weed in the first place money takes precedence yeah it's amazing it's amazing how how how strong the pull is in in some circumstances or over like what would be good for Humanity no man [ __ ] I got an ATV I gotta pay for you know can you imagine that some [ __ ] is growing weed and he's like organizing people to try to stop the the initiatives to make it legal [ __ ] it keep it illegal dude keep it illegal just you and me bro work together I'll get you the weed you give me the cash selfish [ __ ] can you imagine how self-hating would you have to be to be a a pothead who grows weed and you vote against it being legal [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] dummy yeah that's some silly [ __ ] don't see Spider-Man I won't see Spider-Man we talked about this earlier before we uh were brought to the wrong Channel Toby Maguire is a way better Spider-Man it's funny yeah the new one's not it seems cold you can't keep rebooting [ __ ] man sorry no I think they should reboot it one more time then just forget that last one and just make bring Toby back and not explain anything yeah well the coolest part was is like they use slow motion a lot kind of like Matrix stuff they used it a couple times and it was really beautiful so I think they should slow down the movie make it slow but Toby Maguire doing jokes dude I thought Toby McGuire was awesome at Batman I thought it was perfect sperman Spider-Man rather I say Batman Peter Parker he he he like was a perfect Peter Parker yeah perfect perfect it's exactly what I imagine when I was reading the comic book where this guy seems like I'm Twilight Spider-Man and I got emotions I get bruised scratch oh no yeah oh you [ __ ] and then there was some really cool scenes where they tried to do like like a like if you were the person like you know like are you spoilering right now not not at all I'm not giving away any plot this this is like more effects
and stuff but there's problems like first person shooter style like where they just failed at it like it's like you know how like in a video game where you'll see the arms come and you was it 3D it was 3D IMAX and it was just like these little hands like here in the corner or something I'm like no it's not you're not doing it right like it so you wanted like a full arm if they slowed it down like like if you were in first person mood while he's swinging you know made it look super cool I think that would be way better than than I don't know it just Spider-Man by the way is way more badass than an actual spider if a spider was a size of Spider-Man he wouldn't be able to [ __ ] shoot webs that far and clean things pull himself around they explain the technology this time behind it I don't know if I like that and uh also they uh they redid the whole Uncle Ben thing so you the whole time you're like you know you don't H care cuz you know what's going to happen to him you saw how it was going to happen in the previous thing it's like and before it used to be in a comic book you know it wasn't translated in person in a movie you're going to see it again I had to see it kind of again and they changed it a little yeah that is kind of whack right like would you do that in a movie like you got Mary Jane wasn't around it kind of freaked me out she was Mar Jane at all no Mary Jane bugged the hell out of me these sons of [ __ ] and I don't know man it was it was fun but it kind of B bummed me out it just didn't feel like Spider-Man at all there was no humor in the whole thing and Spider-Man as a comic book was was humorous EDD Eddie Bravo Eddie Bravo hates like super movies I the only superhero I like is Flash you see kickass flash there was never a big Flash movie was there I'll go see that that's it other than that you see I to see any any I like that yeah that's kind of cool you just don't like like stupid [ __ ] like Captain America flying around I'm not into it I know most people like that [ __ ] obviously cuz they [ __ ] come out with three of them every year at least I know most people like that [ __ ] I'm in that small minority that I wish I [ __ ] liked it I wish there was I wish every time a [ __ ] new Batman came out I got EXC so you saw that new Batman preview and that doesn't doesn't
[ __ ] anything w wow that's crazy that new Batman looks [ __ ] like I [ __ ] myself crazy I was not a a DC guy when I was growing up I was a Marvel guy too there's something about about that I [ __ ] I feel like I'm still prejudice against Batman or something cuz I don't really care about it as much as like The Avengers like The Avengers I was [ __ ] pumped man and that that movie delivered did you like The Avengers I didn't see it how dare you Eddie Bravo everybody liked it dude just for the Hulk alone it's awesome the Hulk is amazing the greatest Hulk of all time they nailed it it's like they used to do the Hulk and it was like you know first he did LOF rno he did a great job for a person I if you're going to get a person to play the Hulk that's the perfect guy right giant [ __ ] dude but he was never anything like the Hulk in the comic books The Hulk in the comic books was not a man it was just [ __ ] freak this crazy big freak thing that is so fun to watch when he gets mad when the Hulk gets mad you think about goddamn could you imagine if you could do what that guy could do he could fight anything the Hulk is unafraid of anything he smashes everything in front of him he smashes he smashes Gods he grabbed a God and smashed them just smashed them all over the ground the [ __ ] rubble's breaking up you have to like smashing Eddie when you watch it it's I'll give it a chance I'll give Avengers just the Hulk alone is so fun okay I'll give it a chance he [ __ ] goes after a jet like a jet is shooting missiles at him and he gets [ __ ] mad and goes after the jet I mean it's to be the Hulk would have to be like if you had like if there was like one thing you could do if you could like if they could give you like some sort of a neural implant you know what is that movie Total Recall type experience simate reality it what would you like to do I would like to be the Hulk it be the Hulk in an artificial reality for just one hour you know how [ __ ] badass that would be you could fly you can jump and fly through the air bullets bounce right off you like nothing you could smash I I would want to be spider a pissed off mood all the time yeah but you would only be fighting bad guys miraculously the Hulk never h any good guys the
correct answer is Spider Woman though does she have the same po a Spider-Man but she's a woman she's got boobs in vagina so for 1 hour you get to be Spiderwoman plus you can play with your Bo boobs and vagina for an hour that's the best that's ridiculous you want to be a woman You' rather smash than do that [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah because a lot of spiders when you [ __ ] the the female the female kills the male that [ __ ] happens all the time in the you kill some dude yourself and swing around New York some bees apparently when the orgasm die too did you know that really yeah some [ __ ] bees certain bees like when they orgasm their dick explodes and they die the Nature has a way of making sure that there's just not an overflow making sure that you know we're going to even out this population thing and the female spider does not trust that male [ __ ] so after he impregnates her she's like yeah I'm done with you and she jacks him which is really kind of [ __ ] up but probably a good idea I mean if she loves her babies and she's going to have babies she going to trust all 1,000 of her babies with this [ __ ] male spider around he might just eat the babies if he's [ __ ] hungry you know I just like I can't take that chance I just got to Jack him so she jacks him I guess I was wrong about Spider-Man I guess the Amazing Spider-Man was a different storyline than I guess one of the other Spider-Mans oh so the comic was The Amazing Spider-Man the only main one like the rest were like Peter Parker and The Amazing Spider-Man or oh I don't know I mean you're getting I you nering me the [ __ ] out there was a web of Spider-Man to far I don't even know so now really confused sorry nerds I uh you [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up yeah I remember Mary Jane though being your fault though they can't be changing plots like that Amazing Spider-Man was Mary Jane I make up a new superhero [ __ ] all right you have to keep changing don't change Spider-Man right the [ __ ] Eddie Bravo doesn't give a [ __ ] Eddie would get mad we would go to movies like well I know this guy's going to live like he always would get upset you could never just enjoy it like this is so stupid Iron Man's badass man I there's some there's something about movies that I could figure out if I could figure it out I hate it if it has me on my toes and it's
totally unpredictable and has a really good storyline obviously that's what I'm into I like I like not knowing that's what gets me excited knowing what's going to happen uh you know all that money that all that CGI it takes for you know for Batman to be he's he's like in seven fights per movie Seven big episodes where he almost dies right he's he's fighting all this all that work and that's so expensive and so Grand it looks so beautiful and for me I'm minority that doesn't mean anything for me it doesn't do [ __ ] you didn't grow up playing watching cartoons much did you or like any of that stuff like like I wasn't in comic books I watched cartoons I watched the superheroes I guess the Super Friends and I was like eight you know but did you like Star Wars growing up I did like Star Wars growing up did you enjoy Avatar I liked Avatar okay but that was a super predictable movie man that was a complete comic book movie Avatar was the ultimate um like preet like predetermined ending movie no a superhero movie is the most that's like you know Spider-Man's going to live you know he's going to no the Avatar dude was going to live he lived through the whole thing he became a [ __ ] one of the member of the noble people himself Avatar wasn't as predictable as Spider-Man come on no way dude Spider-Man's the most predictable movie I would I would or Batman or Superman all that [ __ ] it's the same thing but this movie is predictable too because the guy I mean not even predictable because I don't think that I shouldn't even say predictable what what I should say is it follows like a pretty obvious pattern it it follows a pattern where the P person that you're focusing on in the beginning is probably going to be alive at the end like 99.999% of the time yes but it's not as clear as a a superhero movie that's called Spider-Man you know Avatar wasn't a person of Avatar was like a chick you knew that or a dude or something like Avatar the fighter and he's going to fight oh I see what you're saying so it's because it's a science fiction movie you don't consider it a comic book not I didn't say I worshiped Avatar I'm not trying to watch it again I thought good I know what you're saying it is it's it's less ridiculous than a Batman
completely is there's different levels but I when I say it's a comic book movie I say that with a compliment because I love that movie I thought M most people do no most people love that [ __ ] you know I just I just can't feel it you know but that but you felt Avatar and I'm saying that Avatar is very much like in a lot of ways it's like a comic book it's not like a superhero movie that's what I me I meant like a superhero comic hero like dudee like my name is Avatar I'm going to save this Alien Planet I would watch that [ __ ] did you enjoy like Clint Eastwood movies like those half humor movies like Every Which Way but Loose no really movies ever to around maybe I don't know do you remember he had I was eight I barely remember I did see BJ and the bear and [ __ ] oh BJ and the bear I mean I was into that [ __ ] isn't it weird now that we know so much about chimpanzees like some that kid that student in Africa just got his [ __ ] testicle ripped off his fingers bitten off they dragged him for like two kilometers or something like that I mean it's really scary [ __ ] they beat the [ __ ] out of this kid now that you know so much about chimps it's really hard to watch like BJ and the bear and this dude's like tooling around with a chimp it's not even really a chimp it's a baby it's a little baby chimp it's like a little three-year-old or something like that like cuz that's about as old as you can get before you got to circle out that BJ and bring in a new BJ or bring in a new bear whatever the [ __ ] his name is you can't have that he can't grow up cuz if he grows up he's going to [ __ ] drive you know imagine sitting in a cab of a of a a truck with a a giant male chimpanzee and he's like how about I just [ __ ] drive right now just grabs that wheel from you what are you gonna do he's going to bite your [ __ ] nose off Bri some dude who worked at a zoo brought home a baby chimp because her the baby the chimp's mother died and at that same time she had the person that worked at the zoo had this dog that just had puppies had four puppies like this big Mastiff and she brought that [ __ ] chimp home and that Mastiff took in that chimp as a child of its own I got all these pictures of it it's incredible they're like all hanging out wow it's like a little baby chimp holy [ __ ] you
know what I'll do I'll tweet it to you you'd be able to see it there yeah I could tweet it would you rather be shehawk what's that like shehk or Hulk for an hour She-Hulk or Hulk for an hour is there a She-Hulk yeah it does just strong why the [ __ ] want be a chick dude why do you keep trying to turn yourself into a cheick because I mean if you could have a vagina for an hour just F you rather be the alien or soury Weaver you love to F man you really you seriously are you serious you really want a v hour if you could be for one hour to be Spider-Man or Spider Woman or shehawk or shehawk or Iron Man so you could feel it feels like to get fed is that what you want I want to know what it feels like to get red you're curious about that you don't have to you don't it doesn't have to be a fantasy you just use your back to you have boobs in a vagina for one hour you wouldn't do it for hour besides dick no period No period like this is fresh fresh as they come for one hour one hour dude you would get bored you would want to start using it you'd be out on the street going who wants a [ __ ] I got 40 minutes left as a woman yeah but if you're Superwoman imagine flying around like on top of like the Earth and just going look how beautiful it is and then you start fingering your [ __ ] and sucking on your own tits no maybe it was weird maybe it will stay in your brain and then when you come back to being a man again it's imprinted in your memory and now you just become gay uh maybe wasn't there a story about a dude who got in some sort of an accident and then became gay was like a yeah I think that's cuz the pictures of him before he was like sucking dicks and stuff like that what no I mean he just had like really he looked gay Prett gay so you think it was just good excuse like you realized hey life is short why don't I just say that I just got knocked gay I don't know oh no I just think if if you're going to do it for an hour and you're get to fly around and look at nature might as well finger yourself okay well I could see your logic you really wouldn't do it for an hour no I'm not really into being a chick at all for an hour though what if it's stuck just to try you'll never be able to do it ever I would be convinced that you could [ __ ] Dam dude you know what you know
what you're saying right now that's deep [ __ ] that's deep [ __ ] what you're saying this is by millions of people for one hour you have to deny that [ __ ] Brian dude this is like a mve from the dud deny it deny it say that you're just trying to be funny right now no no I think for one hour it would be kind of fun you're curious to see how it it would be to get railed you could make that happen easily you don't have to [ __ ] you can actually make that happen I'm just saying man like most drugs I'll try it once wow W but not get sex or anything like that but like I mean being a woman you're saying no no no I'm saying if I could be Spiderwoman or Spiderman might as well be Spiderwoman because you have boobs in a vagina I'm not saying I'm not saying like hey I want to have a sex change kind thinking why not if you're out if I was 12 and I lived in the 80s I probably would agree with you I'm going to say um no I feel creepy listen man no there's nothing WR say J you ever even contemplated the thought I mean it's a funny thing for men but even contemplate the thought what it would be like to have you know to switch places and to be a woman you know just what would it be like if you were born woman never thought it ever and I've never wanted to be a woman but if I had to choose between Spiderwoman and Spider-Man I think I might go understand what you're saying I'm I understand what you're saying but I'm saying it's a funny thing that people get really uncomfortable about the idea of even pretending that you're a woman like or allowing yourself to even think What would life be like as a woman like men are like what are you doing what are you doing over there you know like it's a it's a legitimate thought I mean there's only two Sexes okay one's male and one's female if you happen to be male and heterosexual how much do you understand about what it's like to be a female heterosexual do you really understand it no you understand your side of it what would you you know if there was like a little thing like a little chip like Total Recall style and you could be a woman having sex and you can experience what it feels like be a woman having sex with a man would you do it or would that make you gay I could i' be Superwoman would fly to the Eiffel
Tower and just go like that would be some [ __ ] the girls would find out and they'd be like really creeped out about you you're like wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute you did out of all the things you could do a total recall you went and you were a woman getting [ __ ] by a guy is that what you're telling me well just you know it's not a gay thing at all I just wanted to understand the experience wait a minute wait a minute you could have done anything and all that money and you decided to be a girl getting [ __ ] by a guy well you know I mean I don't think of it that way I think of it as like you know experiencing something that otherwise would be like completely out of my reach it sounds like there's a joke coming you know what I mean it does it sounds like that it's could be like one of your early early 2000s you know you're talking to some chick on the phone wait a minute you mean to tell me girls would not be happy with that I wouldn't be happy if I was a chick and I found out a dude pretend ended to be a girl and got [ __ ] by [ __ ] and be like whoa how much that stays in your head how much that stays in your head how much is the pleasure of [ __ ] that you enjoyed so much as a woman for that you know whatever amount of time how much of that is in your memories still did you love the [ __ ] during that time okay because then you still love the [ __ ] you could turn you gay [ __ ] around I'm just saying we're not saying you're gay I'm talking in comic book way probably the future that's probably what what gay is all about it's just some new evolutionary exchange so that we can uh have like less people what I think is gayer and this has been happening a lot on the Ice House Chronicles is other Comics I think it's happened twice now saying if they were in a steam room and uh Brad Pit or George cloy walked in would they totally [ __ ] him and I think B Chrysler said yes well wait Berke Chrysler said he would [ __ ] Tom there was somebody else is just being funny no but they were all about being serious I don't know if it was ber Cher and I somebody tweet me if they can remind me but now you're saying you don't know if it's him that's a ser any Bravo is correct that's a serious a gay allegation you better know that name
is correct but that's been happen that's been happening a lot lately and I'm like why would you want to do it he like dude I think Sam tripley maybe also but it was like dude it's [ __ ] Brad Pit okay but yeah but you know you know that this is all just for humor I mean you can't pretend these are real conversations you're having they that's what I said you're just kidding and they're like they stand up comedians they they're going for the joke of course they okay so whether or not I don't know whether or not Bert would actually let Bert might let Tom Cruz [ __ ] him just for a story if it if Tom Cruz had a moderate to Smalls siiz dick and uh and he wore a condom and he and Burton didn't have to kiss him Bert might do it just for the story cuz per has the greatest stories in the history of the world and you don't you don't have those stories without taking some chances I don't know but he might be willing to do it just for the story most likely I'd say no though damn just [ __ ] He's not going to get mad when he hears it no B crush is the [ __ ] mad he's the funniest guy of all time he's he's right up there with Joey Diaz as far as like like ridiculous natural humor he's just so such a silly guy he's so fun you know such a a great guy to have around you know so that the last podcast it was allu Tom Cruz you can [ __ ] him probably just kidding the last podcast was all [ __ ] up it's in two parts you know uh we had a Barnet one you're talking about yeah we had like a power thing where I got electrocuted and [ __ ] yeah we have uh the The Ice House unfortunately had a little uh issue with their electrical system that led to Brian getting electrocuted in his [ __ ] face yeah and so uh so that night I had took uh after you left after that podcast I took apart the whole entire Studio Courtney came over and we like went through and threw away all the stuff and I went through every wire to make sure it was on my side and I put it back together and we had another podcast the bones zone and right before the podcast started uh some somebody put in between the alley of the studio and the other building uh I think it was somebody said it was like an M100 or something like that which is like a quarter stick of dynamite and uh it's a firework but it went lit it but it's
super illegal and lit it I don't know and went boom like super loud I was inside like plugging the outlet in after hooking up all the thing and I put it in I like stood up and it happened and I thought it was that you know cuz I'm so I just got electrocuted so but I felt it on my face my face like went like like floppy like the impact so someone threw a bomb at you pretty much but they were doing it in between cuz like uh because there was a comedy show coming coming out and some you know dude just threw it on the ground or something like that but where did it go did it go inside the room outside no outside the room right but right outside the room in that alley so it was in a conf conf confined place cuz the two alley oh right and that you there's that space yeah it was yeah man fireworks are a [ __ ] ridiculous IDE in California it's so goddamn dry people are shooting [ __ ] up in the air you see see what the [ __ ] is going on in Colorado man you know this this huge Wildfire they think part of it was started one of the rumors that some kids were shooting at things right they're [ __ ] around with guns and they hit a rock or something like that and caused a spark and that was it that's all she wrote so I [ __ ] myself we all ran outside smoke everywhere people freaking out I thought the building was blowing up like I thought the electric thing you know and all this like like something is not right uh and you know freaked out anyway we did the podcast all the [ __ ] happened uh after the podcast I'm I'm driving home uh I get to the stoplight and I was about to go to the gas station but I was like no I'm going to stay and this black dude starts walking up to me holding two car stereos and like something else some other box like a camera C camcorder box or something like that he go and he stops and starts screaming at me and I turn up my stereo just a little bit and then I I I I tried to roll up my window but my window is [ __ ] up like it's like some setting where I hit it and it will like roll up halfway and then roll all the way down I'm like then I hit it again and it rolls up like only a little bit and then it rolls down I'm like [ __ ] I'm just going to keep it down the guy starts screaming and I'm just kind of ignoring them and finally I'm like in the corner of my eye I'm like all right this dude's
still staring at me and screaming at me so I I better look at him so I look at him he goes give me a [ __ ] cigarette and I'm like oh yeah all right he goes and then he goes and he goes throw it on the [ __ ] ground I'm like what he goes I'll go I'll go to jail for you I got a gun [ __ ] and I'm like uh okay I threw the cigarette on the ground and he picks it up and he just like stares at me for like a minute and people are honking the horns around cuz everyone else is seeing what's going on and he [ __ ] starts acting like he's going to walk to me like walk towards my window and the dude look [ __ ] psycho like he look crazy and then uh uh I just like the light turned green over like and I like took off Turbo stle in my car but it was [ __ ] up that whole day was [ __ ] up that haunted ass day yeah that was a weird Day Josh Barnett was on the way up here from Orange County got a blowout barely controlled his car he said it was trying to go into the dividing wall he had to hold it together pull over to the side of the road he got to get tow they changed his tire then he got to the podcast by the time he got there Brian had been electrocuted in the face yeah that that sucked did you hear it did you listen to it yeah there I saw this you can almost like see like a little aark I was like that didn't really see that did I really see that yeah you saw it it was yeah that's um that's not good electrical [ __ ] is [ __ ] freaky to me scary as [ __ ] yeah electrical fires that kind of stuff too you got to be real careful when you get in Sparks like that who knows what the [ __ ] that's going to hit you know weird [ __ ] can happen when you got you know this storm just hit through Ohio and like most of Columbus doesn't have power right now isn't that like a lot of the whole e Co yeah yeah my dad said that he won't have power till next Wednesday Jesus Christ and so he has a generator just to do his refrigerator and his TV and fans that's scary [ __ ] man it's scary no I need to get one huh no [ __ ] it's scary to find out how easy it is for the power to go out you know it's scary remember when they were there was some sort of Scandal in the in in California and they were doing these brown outs where they would just shut people's power off for a
little while I don't remember what the Scandal was it was I don't remember what but there had been they had been shown that there was some collusion involved in shutting people's power off I don't know the exact story I'm totally butchering it but uh I remember thinking that like that was a scary thing man when that was going on when they would just shut the power off in certain spots you know yeah like wait a minute you guys can't keep the [ __ ] power on all the time what are we doing that's really [ __ ] scary yeah it is scary it gets scary like how much power do we have you know are we using it all up like what's going on here that wizard last night is second time where I've been like all right this is getting really dangerous out here you can you never know man when you when you drive you never know you could Zig when you should have zagged and all a sudden there's a crazy dude in front of you you know when Justin marale take your [ __ ] window fixed when Justin Mar marale got uh recently robbed and stuff like that like a lot of people have been talking about it and a lot of bartenders in Hollywood have been getting robbed because they have money at the end of the night and they're leaving so people are these two guys are like targeting these guys and I guess uh from a friend of a and what they're saying is that it's a really there's a really bad problem right now with uh people getting mugged in in Hollywood but they're not saying anything because they don't want it to you know a lot of attention drawn to it but like it's really bad a lot of people wow lot of people are getting [ __ ] the econom is in the toilet man more of a reason to do jiujitsu yeah I guess you know on you yeah you know what want to get in a gunfight you know just we we need to figure out what the [ __ ] the problem is our society is just it's so funny how little we do like in terms of or little we require in terms of government and and as far as like engineering our future as far as like you know figuring out a way to cut crime back looking at all the methods possible looking at no superheroes I'm talking about looking at different methods to rehabilitate people to look at iel gain or iasa or you know any any [ __ ] anything that you could do that could help like rehabilitate
kids once they get into trouble once you realize that they're headed down a bad alley you know that we do like nothing for that was you know it's very little consideration it's not like something that's on like the internet every day they're talking about all these kids that are growing up in shitty homes and what we need to do is figure out a way to provide some sort of guidance for a kid that doesn't get it from home some sort of a way to take advantage of all these young kids and give them something no no like isn't that what like shouldn't that be a part of what like the government is doesn't that make sense I mean if you if you needed him for anything wouldn't he like they would let's say we need to look at the future of our youth this is uh this is the plan we need to figure out a way to stop all the [ __ ] people from dropping out of school need to figure out a way to pay for more schools that kind of [ __ ] wouldn't you wouldn't that be the the answer in some some way in a perfect world what's wrong with this world this world world could be perfect if everybody got their [ __ ] together if the world was filled with cool [ __ ] it is a perfect world we are the world we are the children it's it's totally possible for anyone to get their [ __ ] together up to a reasonable point if you're like a serial killer you probably shouldn't be [ __ ] hanging around even if you're sorry but you know what I mean for most folks it's very possible for anybody at at some point in the life to have some sort of an experience that puts them on some sort of a path to eventually getting the [ __ ] together I I don't I don't count anybody out I think it's it's almost possible for everybody except extreme idiots that they're probably just here to dig holes I think there's got to be a few of those too but other than that right yes I'm so [ __ ] faked right I agree with you yes I'm so glad I'm all down I'm all down for positivity and uh Prosperity all that [ __ ] yeah I just think we have to figure out a way to make people nicer and the best way is all the [ __ ] they're trying to keep from the best way is weed you see this Long Beach raid they [ __ ] stepped on this kid's neck K was a kid did nothing wrong complied completely
they said get on your knees put your hands up guy stepped on his back and then stepped on his neck big [ __ ] cop big big guy man it was just like clumsy style I don't give a [ __ ] like he doesn't give a [ __ ] about him like I own you [ __ ] he stepped on him like a carpet but the problem is they didn't know that they were being filmed and there was a a camera up there and the camera apparently records at a remote location it doesn't even record there so you can't like get the video so the cops couldn't do anything they smashed the cameras but they couldn't do anything to get rid of the video oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] video of them smashing the cameras under kid well it's the first of all cops have no business smashing security cameras you have no business doing that you're supposed to abide by the [ __ ] law just because you're a cop doesn't mean cuz you enjoyed that that episode of Shield when uh that [ __ ] what is that was the the what was that dude's name Michael chlas Michael chlas would rough people up and kick them and step on their head that this is real life you [ __ ] [ __ ] you're being paid by these people these people pay taxes you [ __ ] yeah watch the video it's on I think be ra on YouTube I think that's what it is look they you know 20 years ago they would have beat the [ __ ] kid to death with a bat and said that he came out and a knife you know if it was a it was a bad cop I think bad cops today are under much more scrutiny than bad cops in the past you know if you look look at like Serpico and [ __ ] like that look at those alpacino movies and you know hear about the stories of corruption and that movie Cocaine Cowboys where the whole Miami Police Department half of the the half of one year of the graduating class of the police academy half of them were murdered and the other half of them went to jail for corruption like they were all gangsters they were breeding gangsters I don't think that's possible today I think these cops there are way better than they've ever been before but a lot of them are under a lot of stress and they develop a [ __ ] US versus them mentality and they do [ __ ] like that they just step on some kid's neck and they just did it they could and that's a [ __ ] thing man you can't just do
something because you can you can't just step on some kid's neck who's not doing anything wrong he's a young kid too the kid looks like he's like 20 21 years old right he doesn't look he looks like a really young kid some going after that guy is someone going after the cop look man this kid didn't do anything wrong he did everything they asked of him and you know was was creepy there's a you know I don't want to bring race into it but he's a black kid and they're you know they're stepping on his back and stepping on his neck and it's you know I don't know what the race of the cop was he looked like he was a white cop I don't I don't know what the [ __ ] he was but either way man that's [ __ ] completely uncalled for if that kid had been out there uh throwing rocks at Carson Street [ __ ] yeah step on his neck if that kid had been out there robbing old ladies or or beating people up or you know what yeah [ __ ] yeah step on his neck man kick him in the [ __ ] head once you have him down but he didn't do anything honestly you should just just compile with the law you had him down on the ground just handcuff him yeah but I'm saying if you got a dangerous person you have to you have to do something to immobilize them you know if you got them lying down on the ground man I would for sure soccer kick him in the head if it was legal if you got like a really dangerous guy like if you if you have like some Ted Bundy type dude and you know and you you're in a situation with him you know where you know he's uh he's resisting arrest M you're not going to you're not going to kick him in the head while he's on his way down Pocus sticking his butt like wouldn't you want to kill him po i' punch him his hard as I can in the shoulder punch him in the shoulder what's legal but does the guy if the guy makes a move on you are you allowed to hit him like how does it how does that work for a cop because cops have to be careful about that right yeah like for sure there's they're always on edge because for sure most people don't like to be arrested and then you never know when someone's gonna [ __ ] freak out and punch you in the face and try to get away with something so for sure they have to be on edge all the time but when they take it out on someone who does nothing I can't take your side anymore cuz now now you're [ __ ] up because I'm
on your side when you're dealing with the cun of the world I'm on your side but when you do that to a kid because he works in a place where they sell plants that make you happy well then you're a [ __ ] yeah that's just the way it is this poor cop became a [ __ ] he became a [ __ ] by doing his job probably didn't even realize he was a [ __ ] he realizes he's a [ __ ] now now that video got out and people realized like what a what a [ __ ] shitty thing that is to do to a young kid it's it's becoming real good business to raid dispensaries and just Rob them they take their money they take the money and they now it becomes more profitable for them for more states to legalize it you know as medicine they're just going to raid and [ __ ] pillage yeah well I I you know I hope there's some way to stop that I really do it's a disgrace and it's just one of those things where people are doing something just because they're allowed to do something if you look at the allocation of resources and how how much crime exists in our world you would say well let's concentrate on the things that are really hurting people you know is is marijuana really hurting people no it's not you know what's really hurting people murderers you know what's really hurting people drunk drivers you know what's really hurting people people that are trying to harm people people that do assaults and rapes people that are they should be that that's the stuff that we should be protecting people from number one when we get that Under Wraps then once you start looking at some other stuff like you know personal use stuff like Alcohol Tobacco marijuana everything all the above I think we should examine them all equally but that's that what's what's unfair about our society is that these people that are supposed to be in control supposed to be our leaders are for sure under a financial umbrella of one aspect of the community that's trying to keep these natural drugs illegal the pharmaceutical companies they would would go lose an incredible amount of money if you took all the illegal [ __ ] like ible Gan and marijuana if that all that stuff started getting researched and all that stuff started getting like laws passed and and government you know foundations where they set up ibaan research centers where people go in to relieve themselves of
addictions if that [ __ ] started happening man pharmaceutical drug companies would lose a fuckload of money I'm not saying they want people to be addicted to like oxies and [ __ ] like that but but people are addicted and then that money's coming in man that money's coming in and it's not a little money it's rivers and rivers of money the pharmaceutical industry is so big even if they have the best intentions the the amount of money is so staggering it just gets out there man it finds a way to get out there salesman even it's not the [ __ ] company's idea they just they take the weight off their shoulders leave it to the pharmaceutical representatives and the pharmaceutical representativ they take nurses out to dinner and doctors out to dinner and they fund like golf trips and [ __ ] and they're like come on support our stuff they're like like Street Hustlers you know and then they connected to the people then boom people just get pills everywhere you look it's amazing it's amazing that we we we we see it it's all written right down right there and yet the government doesn't do anything about it they don't investigate that instead they go after medical marijuana dispensaries that's rid ridiculous if you look at the things that are doing harm in this world that that you would spend any time whatsoever it's just like why are you doing that you haven't done your homework yet you haven't finished your job you haven't done the right thing why are you concentrating on these extracurricular things because they're written down and they're easy it's written down that it's legal so even though the community would completely disagree if you looked at allocation of resources I guarantee you the community would completely disagree that forget about all the murderers for let's let's let's get a team of people together that aren't doing any other real police work that day and make them do something that's aboring make them rob a bunch of [ __ ] people that are sell in marijuana state legally sad it's sad it's sad that the cops have to resort to that it's sad it's weird seeing the under cover cop in the in the video cuz he like they he was dressed up like all teenag the whole thing is creepy completely sad as [ __ ] I feel sad for the cops that have to do that I
really do I think most cops do not want to do [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] pot you know dispensary bust especially this one this one's so small if you look at it looks like it's just a tiny operation but they just destroyed it and stepped on people it's [ __ ] gross you know the I blame the leadership man I blame the leadership I think you know most of these street cops they do what they have to do because they get they get told what to do right I think that we had to look at what we're doing man you can't keep arresting people for no [ __ ] reason just because they're selling weed it's stupid it's just stupid let them pay taxes God damn it there's money to be made here or treat him at least like humans at least you know the the whole idea of like going after him and raiding them and taking the money it's it's so gross it's disgusting it's like what are you what are you preventing are you preventing any crime other than this stupid [ __ ] written thing that says somewhere that you're not supposed to enjoy certain experiences because the government has deemed them out of your reach the government that hasn't even had these experiences that's that's dis that's disgusting yeah God damn it Eddie Bravo yeah man it's disgusting right yes crazy checked out you know it's the people at the high levels they know the truth they know how beautiful and magical the plan is that's what of course they do the people top they actually experience it you don't think thetical uh business doesn't know that you think they don't have any idea of course they know they want to stomp it out if you work for pharmaceutical business you just get Pharmaceuticals like a [ __ ] like every day you're at the office just trading pills back and forth [ __ ] yeah oh you know what I will say this man I [ __ ] up my back the other day in Jiu-Jitsu and I took a a vicad in I took a vicadin and two perco setes and my back was still [ __ ] up that [ __ ] [ __ ] with your boner first time ever I went limp during sex wow viin and per yeah I was on two two perco setes maybe three and a vicadin and that night I tried to have sex my dick just it sounds like your body is probably poisoned yeah at first time I limp in a long time many years that's a lot [ __ ] man are you
supposed to mix them like that dude my back's [ __ ] right now it's still [ __ ] up what part of your back your lower back my lower back it froze on me man I slept on the floor last night trying to trying to work it out apparently if you sleep on the floor I don't know if that's a myth that if you sleep on the floor it's supposed to like it's good for your back you should get it in isolation it it'll help a little it doesn't seem like it would it seems like your back would be ruined from sleeping on the floor did you get a massage or anything no I haven't I haven't had time don't use a pillow go I need one I yeah go to a deep tissue person someone who's going to [ __ ] your [ __ ] up TI massage yeah that's good too but you might be like in pain for a thae massage they might want to bend you up and [ __ ] it's a lot better today than it was yesterday I'm on no pain pills today yesterday I was on the pain pills I'm on no pain pills today but and it still hurts but at least I don't have to take you know any Vicodins wow man I never take [ __ ] when I get injured I hurt my back uh pretty bad like four months ago it was a real Annoying Thing for a while I'm glad that I can just deal with it because if I had gotten on something if I had taken some sort of pain pill I'd be taking it for a few months and I who I could have got addicted easily you know I don't know I don't know what the physiological effects of that are but I was in some pretty good pain most of the time for like a whole month and a half and and 98% of the time I have sex I'm high and that doesn't [ __ ] with my boner no that makes it better it makes doesn't it make you more compassionate it makes you more like sensual makes uh the orgasm H actually see I'm I'm weird about I I even I like I like weed but I think alcohol I love [ __ ] when I'm on alcohol an inhibition thing like a lot of people don't like the alcohol you know people always like I can't get you know whiskey dick you know or something well if you get really [ __ ] up you can get whiskey dick but yeah you'd have to drink a lot man yeah I would not i' would have to be not alive yeah you know of course your little tips' you have a glass of wine I've certainly been I've gotten whiskey dick before for sure [ __ ] yeah for sure I don't think I've ever done that dude if you [ __ ] you start the
problem when you start drinking is alcohol call reduces inhibitions all right it removes your inhibitions and it removes your inhibitions more with every drink so you know if you're if you're a little you know a little tipsy you got like a little bit of inhibition you ever throw up on a chick no no I did right as I was about to eat her [ __ ] all over her [ __ ] serious yeah hot chick I was 19 i i she was like we were drinking Greyhounds I'll never forget it was the Greyhounds just like Greyhound is uh I think it's Jin or it's what is a greyhound it's it's light green light yellow I'm not sure what the alcohol is a bunch of blueberries it's grapefruit juice and vodka or something like that I think it's grapefruit juice and vodka anyways it was a greyhound whatever the [ __ ] it is I'm not a bartender so man I couldn't believe I was getting this piece of Ash super hot opened up her legs and right all I remember is I threw up on her they just grabbed me she grabbed me they dragged me down the hallway and I just remember scenes of going through the hallway throwing up down the hallway and they're trying to get me to the toilet and I finally get to the toilet I have a couple more uh Yaks left oh never had never [ __ ] her never saw her again ever never saw that one yeah when I was there's no way you can come back from that you could [ __ ] the throw up into her when I was young and I first started drinking y briyan you that Lube on her ass when I was Bri carrot in there what take the carrot out and [ __ ] her in the ass please enzymes are that's not funny it's just [ __ ] I think you can burn yourself you probably burn your dick stomach in your penis sir why do you have bile burns on your deck uh whatever whatever you know I don't know [ __ ] nothing whatever man come on who does it come on man nobody ain't throw it up on your dick tried to [ __ ] your throw up in your ass you yeah blew up you threw up in her and then just said it's all slippery down there let me just start fing yeah that might be good like goobery and [ __ ] it might be really good over I fell asleep while was going down on my girlfriend once at least once when I was young when I used to have my paper route yeah that's quite common but I didn't fall
asleep cuz I was tired because I [ __ ] threw papers all day I got tired i' be like drunk and I partied all night and you just get home and pull down your pants you just fall asleep or something she goes to the bathroom and you're just waiting then you're done she comes back and you're snoring were you guys ever paper boys yeah I was how creepy is that now looking back they they don't have I was a paper man I had a car I I only delivered it with a car I was in sixth or seventh grade and I remember waking up at 5:00 a.m. my parents weren't even awake and I would like go outside and find these newspapers and like have to put them in the bags I you know what man it's it's weird now because the fact that you were out there you know unsupervised and we know how creepy people are how creepy adults are but it's good for a kid to get some sort of responsibility something that they they don't want to necessarily do but they do and learn how to like just [ __ ] some [ __ ] in your life is going to need to just get done you're going to need to do that you know and there's going to there's a there's a good benefit to teaching a kid that early you know and that's what's great about a paper route a paper route is like I remember kids that I knew that had paper routs when I was young they were like more organized than the other kids they're like more like like Jimmy's got a [ __ ] landscape business already he's 13 like what [ __ ] landscape business like this kid he started out with a paper route and then I mean when the kid was like [ __ ] delivering newspapers on a bike every morning before school like that guy's ambitious as [ __ ] like he would get up like an hour and a half before everybody else had to get up for school and he would go down with his bike get his newspapers and then [ __ ] drive around on his bike and deliver newspapers that [ __ ] had some stick tutiven you know what I mean I had a friend did the same thing one of my good friends growing up yeah they you learn you learn how to like you learn how to work hard when you're a kid like that but that's not good I think uh I was never good at waking up early it's torture sucked it's no why sleep is awesome God damn it I'm enjoying my life right now that's one of the things monkeys like to do sit back
and [ __ ] chill oh man can I just relax a little longer here apparently when you get old though you ought you don't want to sleep in anymore you just wake up what is that true I've been waking up a lot earlier like old people waking up at 6 or 5 people are weird who knows everybody's got their own clock that would be awesome my clock is I'm up like and it's been my clock since I was a comedian where you uh time get you write noonish noonish you go that deep yeah damn I like to go noonish you're up really really late like I'm up late but you're always up later than me I really usually like five yeah the my best my best [ __ ] gets done my best work gets done at night when I know everybody else is asleep from for whatever reason I want to know my whole neighborhood's asleep I want to know there's nothing there's no sound that's like Mike Tyson [ __ ] right there I don't know I don't know what it is didn't he get up like at 3 cuz he no one else is working out yeah we get up at 3:00 in the morning because I knew my opponents wouldn't be doing that that's really good man Mike Tyson's one of the easiest easy one yeah Tyson and Arnold and those are like the Staples yeah for a while when we were younger it was Captain Kirk and Jack Nicholson remember everybody would do a Jack Nicholson impression yeah well it's a weird thing dudes you can what's the funniest impression right now I don't know who's like the funniest impressionist who's like the the your favorite guy that's Michael Winslow is he still around yeah he he's he's guy the guy that makes insane noises with his mouth he still does voices he like peddles and [ __ ] like his show is ridiculous like you can't believe that it's actually coming out of his mouth he did um um uh what is not purple a [ __ ] what is the uh I forget what the [ __ ] stand voodo child he did Voodoo Child at the beginning with his mouth you should actually pull it up CU it's kind of [ __ ] incredible Michael wins yeah Michael yeah we played this like did we play yeah like 10 episodes ago yeah I don't remember playing yeah we totally that's the only way I know yeah that's no I did you told about it did I really you sure yeah we played it man I forgot but I want to see it again can we see it again please cuz I I
um I forgot how I think it was a long time ago Dude no cuz I I remember it was about maybe 20 episodes ago but there's something cool about watching someone imitate oh you know who's a [ __ ] awesome impressionist Dice Clay yeah Dice Clay has like the best John Travolta like amazing Itali got Italian Freddy lockart Jeff Richards is really good but it's really good oh yeah Freddy Lockhart's amazing Fred Freddy Lockhart's Morgan Freeman that's probably one of the best Impressions I've ever heard it's is as dead on as you can get like if he called you up you know and said I'd like to put you in a movie you'd be like whoa [ __ ] be in a movie with Morgan Freeman this is crazy man this is going to freak you out the original artist key of E yeah all right all right have you heard this Eddie no this is is a dude with a guitar and then Michael Winslow's mouth oh it's whole lot of love that's what it is [ __ ] yeah cooling hone I'm not fooling I'm going to take you back to schooling way down inside H you need going to give my love going to give my love [ __ ] yeah [Music] juming in the house [Music] yo come on man that's his mouth God damn [Music] you know there's a lot of Comedy snobs out there man that got no respect for Michael Winslow you know I think that guy that's in that's amazing that shit's genius there's people like oh you're he's making noise with his mouth that is completely not just what he's doing he's on some crazy another level with that that that is wild man yeah that was great the [ __ ] noises that he can make with his mouth and the way he did it in tune and even his singing was good yeah his [ __ ] Robert Plant was good yeah that's amazing you have to watch that folks check that out on YouTube because it's it's such a weird thing to watch you watch it and you go like wow like you really get the you see the like that's guy that's his mouth [ __ ] you think he's spks
weed he's got to I'm going say yes if he doesn't I would be shocked God if he doesn't he's even more impressive yeah imagine if he doesn't you got to get him high and then [ __ ] he he'll take that [ __ ] to the next level with the [ __ ] noises that guy would make if he doesn't [ __ ] I wonder if when he when he [ __ ] if he has like a little joke he does to the ladies like probably throws his voice and [ __ ] pretends to be other people he probably has a killer snap cuz everyone's got an okay one I got a cool one but he's probably got a [ __ ] one that's in Stereo well he probably could pretend to be different dudes too yeah but chicks like that damn come in with a [ __ ] Australian cater Rancher's hat on a long mustache and a new voice I just when I eat this [Laughter] [ __ ] if there was a thing like what we were talking about earlier about actually like having an artificial experience you know and and you know if we ever get to the point technologically where they can do that like shut you off and tune you into some crazy fake Avatar world for like an hour would you be willing to take that chance would you be willing to try that depend if I haven't China I would I I would be um Kato Lan just for one hour but I mean would you trust it would you trust it you mean would you would you I mean that look when you have a psychedelic experience the scariest part about it is right before you're about to do it you know when you're like [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] I'm going to let go here if that was a if people were dying from this [ __ ] no I wouldn't do it i' I'd wait for the what what if it was the first time you wouldn't want to be like the the technological version of the AR lip yeah I would trust that more than trusting like Cricket Mobile's thing to the the moon cuz then all then you see those [ __ ] commercials if have you been another person in another life if you have chosen Spiderwoman you could have cancer we'll fight for you you know what I mean you never know these pills that come out a year later they're giving you [ __ ] heart attacks yeah well there's some of them that are certainly doing that Dr Drew yeah Dr Drew is in deep [ __ ] what's up with that Dr Drew apparently was PID paid to talk up or allegedly I should say paid to talk up
the sexual side effects of certain um uh what are they called anpr anti-depressants but I forget the actual technical term made one girl anyway the the this type this type of anti-depressant on on many people with many formulations causes people to go limb but some girl calls up and says she had like 150 orgasms and then Dr Drew was apparently pushing this stuff and they paid him a quarter of a million dollars to do that and he didn't really necessarily disclose that they paid him uh all this money allegedly but I would like to see that girl do 150 orgasm whatever that'd be so hot yeah that [ __ ] sounds crazy but you never know when people are trolling she's calling L line man she could be totally trolling I mean there there people completely pretend that they have something wrong with them when they don't for for sure they get a lot of people that are that are legit but they must we we know all the trolls in the internet you don't think that people are compiling some troll footage on L line oh check out her match see if there's any stains I'm sure if you had that much orgasms there's going to be a lot yeah that's what you would do well I'm not sure if I believe your story ma'am so let me come to your house and deeply investigate your claim by going into your [ __ ] bedroom and examining your mattress do you do you even hear yourself did you ever look at your old mattress I just got a new mattress that's how I know it cuz like I took off my sheet it was it looked like [ __ ] just Brown drip like it looked like a lot of liquids and stuff and then there was like some blood spots you know there was lot of different colors easy over here well they say that your your mattress actually gets heavier with human skin cells like you know your mattress when you buy it is like x amount of weight and then you have it for a couple years and it's like heavier yeah that's creepy as [ __ ] man we're we're gross we're gross man we that's what dust is most of it is our skin our creepy [ __ ] skin put sheets on your yeah you know what's key this time around constantly scrubbing everything this this time around I got something it's like these waterproof sheets where you put it around your whole entire mattress and it locks it in so nothing can get in there and it's on the outside
it feels like nice cough cushion and then you put your regular sheets on top of that right and it totally will make that [ __ ] not happen you know like the stains and and like the all the dust and skin and bugs and it makes it like waterproof pretty much damn check those out they're called waterproof sheets I think they are oh so does it feel like slimy underneath no does slip around no because it's like it's like on the outside it's like a fa like a fabric a real soft like almost like teddy bear almost okay damn I would hate it back in my single days I would hate it when girls would have like Silk like periods and [ __ ] during sex like do you just ruin my this [ __ ] went all the way through to the mattress that sucks that [ __ ] sucks man everyone has not everyone but uh I'm sure you've had a mattress or two that had like all sorts of stains on like U UFC you got to you got to put a towel down son you know it's simple they don't always tell you yeah or they say dude no I'm done I stopped yesterday and then you [ __ ] them and it starts back up you know they don't yeah and then you have a girl that squirts and just don't you feel embarrassed for the girl though do you ever actually get upset at a girl if she has her period no no no no I don't I don't but I don't like when it's messy I've always been so happy that someone was willing to [ __ ] me I'm like oh well you made a mess oh you [ __ ] the bed well let's just clean that up not worry about that there's a difference I don't mind I don't mind blood all over my dick that isn't just wash that [ __ ] up it's just now I got stains on [ __ ] yeah there's a difference between that like where you know you you [ __ ] them and it's accidentally blood or when they just like know that their period was near and they're like no I just want to sleep naked and you're like come on that's not taking responsibility for having an open wound you know oh does that does it leak out while they're when they're sleeping yeah I guess so I mean that's that's how it leaks out when they're panties you know you know weird design huh a [ __ ] crazy design like for you know one time every month your your [ __ ] just sort of fall it doesn't happen how weird though what if our dicks blood like just pee
blood all the time it's just strange it's just a strange thing I think that happens when you get 90 yeah it just sheds the inside of your dick sheds honey would you blow me but I'm on my period startles some girls would like it they want the the extra protein of the blood goth chicks they'd want to blow you when you were on your period it' be really hot man yeah we're lucky in a lot of ways man we lucky we don't give birth I've always said that if men had their dicks explode like a girl's [ __ ] has to go through damage or if you had to get a cesarian to have a kid like how many kids would there be if dudes got pregnant we had to have a cesarian every time we gave birth feel like honey I don't I out of work I got no [ __ ] time to have a cesarean can't can't take me out of work for a month Jesus [ __ ] Christ if or if our dicks exploded can you imagine the dudes that would want to carry a baby what if that was the two options you could either go old school way where your dick explodes and you never use it again would that almost would that almost be that would almost be gay right maybe that would be the way that they would prevent men from having more than one child the child would come out of your deck and so you you impregnate you have sex with a woman and uh you know you feel like you're impregnating her you shoot a load out but it actually goes back inside of you from the woman something she drops a [ __ ] hatch in there you get the egg from the woman it plants inside your body maybe that's it there you go and so when the baby comes out it comes out through your dick and boom that's it one kid that's all you get raise it right wow that's that's a crazy idea that actually is probably a good idea that might be the best way to save the world we got to re-engineer people so that babies come out of men and their dicks explode and that'll put everything in perspective there'll only be a thousand people on Earth though probably not even a thousand right be like a 100 100 little fishing villages scattered throughout the world with dudes that just blown out dicks or you [ __ ] out a baby that would be awesome
they figure out a way to to plant a baby inside your um large be so selfish you'd be like you really want to [ __ ] on your baby that's ridiculous that doesn't make sense you just you just ruined the what if you might as well go it's so ridiculous that you you made a [ __ ] that's realistic man come on well didn't you didn't you used to have a a sketchy R called [ __ ] baby yeah yeah my friend Amir had a really funny joke about and my friend he he was like real like dead pan he's like yeah my friend um got his girlfriend pregnant from anal sex the baby looked like [ __ ] yeah somebody just said that exact same joke the other day to that was the premise of [ __ ] baby yeah anybody it's not like the most brilliant you know original thought it was just the way air did it it was very funny so funny yeah James lemur was his name in Boston he had a he had a different name his real name is Amir but he he like a very Jewish name but he changed it to James lemur [ __ ] baby was about um the opening scene is some girls getting plowed in the ass really hard dude nuts pulls out jumps in the shower she's laying her face down huffing and puffing the camera's Zooms in on the butt and you see [ __ ] dripping out of the butthole into the [ __ ] right so then she gets pregnant and uh when she has the baby like woven into the baby's DNA is that smell of feces so they it's just it just that's the problem with the baby the baby just got just stinks like [ __ ] there's flies around the baby at all times so this chick brings up this kid this is a documentary right this chick brings up this kid that smells like [ __ ] like what would I mean everywhere she goes she's spraying you know the bad spray everywhere just constantly FES everywhere be real smell is a weird thing man it's really weird that we all accept that there's some invisible [ __ ] that we can take in with a hole in our face you know it's kind of weird you know the invisible [ __ ] that's awesome like when you you walk into a a good burrito place and you smell the Mexican food cooking like oh [ __ ] Fogo yeah Fogo perfect example you smell that meat as it's coming by it's weird man it's like it's a a weird invisible thing but your your nose can pick it up you can even smell where things like if you pick up
your underwear and go to the crotch you could smell like that you've worn it you could smell your body on that's crazy some invisible identity [ __ ] that you leave behind nothing's worse than human [ __ ] for sure that that bad [ __ ] and feet yeah bad feet that's it and yeah that's right A corpse corpse anything that's trying to keep you away from it it's interesting how that works I mean it's your your brain is really fine-tuned to like get away from anything that's really bad for you and so you sounds an alarm when you're in the presence of a decaying corpse all those chemicals send an alarm through your system and you just you just immediately nobody likes it yeah the thought of eating that corpse is impossible some people there's a small percentage of people that do like it yeah oh well some people like you know all sorts of weird things the smell of a dead rotting body can you imagine that if you knew somebody that actually liked that and they confess that to you like say I don't I don't I've never told anybody before but I [ __ ] love Rotting Flesh I think that that could be possible like for for anything I mean I think there's people that are nutty enough to get in love with anything they can get they can get in love with cutting their own fingers what's the latest with the bath salts give me the latest I know you know the latest well with the what bass salts are this is what it's been explained to me is that you can take a drug that's an illegal drug and all you have to do is change certain molecules in that drug and then you release it like you add like a a salt to it and you release it as bath salts and you say not for human consumption but people know what it actually is and you can go and buy it and you're essentially buying like a sort of a designer drug you're you're buying something that hasn't been classified and they're really intense and they they have really bad profiles like if you look at like um there's erowid.org that shows a lot of uh trip reports and uh whatever the compound that they're calling you know there there's several different types I think I might be wrong about that I don't think bass salts is necessarily just one thing I think there's been more than one but someone please on Twitter correct me
if I'm wrong so I think it's a it's a problem of they can do that with several different drugs I think they can do that with things that are illegal just change you know if meth is illegal change meth if uh ecstasy is illegal change it a little bit here change a little bit add a little bit here and you know they're doing it without any real research as to what kind of an effect these hardcore drugs are going to have in this sort of hybrid form you know they're just just letting people take this stuff you know and people this you know I don't know how many people are taking it and losing their [ __ ] mind but a few people seem to be it seems to be a good one it seems to be one that's got quite a [ __ ] kick MC Chris has a new song about taking bath salts and it's awesome did he do it did he actually take bath Sal no no no no no but it's just really addicting it's one of the songs once you hear it you're just singing it all the time it's like about you know doing bass salts and wanting to eat your face off it's great yeah man who does this but that dude they said that MC Chris yeah is he funny he's like a funny rapper yeah okay but they said that dude wasn't on basss the guy that uh bit the guy's face off they're saying now that he was on marijuana you haven't heard my that's hilarious that's like reformat that's about it okay do you want to reveal it no dude that's way worse than Reaper man manness propaganda they never said he'll eat someone's face right that's worse back in the 30s they were saying that if you smoked weed you'd go crazy and shoot people well they didn't really have the they didn't have the capacity to test for this hidden metabolite they tested for things that were they were known and that's what the uh the argument is against it that they they didn't I don't know if that's correct either by the way BS are legal in uh Vegas so if you want to maybe do it this weekend [ __ ] guys is it legal in Vegas Jesus Christ wow I hope they take care of that I don't know what that is that's a scary thing to me though you know and the fact that these people are breaking down medical marijuana dispensaries while they're selling Bass salts while other people rather selling basss what's so funny Brian just sent the picture where' you get this picture
somebody on the message board wow that was quick me me throwing up on some chicks [ __ ] that's hilarious what's the dude's name who is that uh slain injecto what I don't slain and that's hilarious that pick I'm gonna I'm going to Tweet this pick real quick wow that's a hard word to SL and that is hilar that's a great pick man that's hilarious that's the internet for you folks the internet will always be on [ __ ] like that that's awesome I'm about to tweet the picture so you know what we're talking about yeah I'll retweet it did you see this girl with her nice Muffler it's like a yeah Brian we're doing a podcast right now and you're walk looking at porn you're getting distracted if I was your boss oh wait it's the message yeah don't be staring at [ __ ] it's the corporate website that's headquarters do you see Ted yet anyone no I have not seen Ted yet but I heard it's awesome I heard it's one of the funniest movies of all time really I heard it's hilarious I don't love it I never I never fell in love with it but it was so great the whole time that I I love I love I like it a lot meaning there's nothing wrong with it it's one of it's a great movie I recommend to everybody but I never did the extra where oh my God I want to buy a Ted teddy bear now and like you know like freak out buy Ted shirts stuff you want a teddy bear I never just got I never got to that level of just it was pretty good tur into a six-year-old it was pretty good that's a [ __ ] crazy level like teddy bear level like I bet the sequel will be a million times better what are you talking about why would you say that you're just spouting off crazy [ __ ] today no it's I if it four and a half Stars oh five five Brian it's pretty [ __ ] good that sounds like an awesome movie but not five you Seth mcf I probably kept him off the podcast right there you [ __ ] he probably think about it there's a couple parts this [ __ ] there's a couple parts this red band ass like they remade a remake like it was weird oh I don't know what I'm going check it out don't say anything don't say a word you [ __ ] I'm going to add director's cut I think it would be better maybe it is a director's cut [ __ ] do you know maybe yeah yeah you don't
know yeah there probably is there's mushrooms in it is he on cocaine today something's going on right I don't know man lack of sleep animated yeah lack of sleep lack of sleep been electrocuted I've been when was the last when was the last time you went to Olive Garden uh last Sunday be honest seriously last Sunday be honest last Sunday all right that's what you want to stick to the story and I went with somebody that's never been there before and it was their first time and they had prejudged I don't really want to talk about the Olive Garden guys are you [ __ ] kidding me here the [ __ ] is wrong we have a couple hours to do this going to let this guy sit and talk about bread sticks how about them Dodgers don't make me bring in Joey Diaz what the [ __ ] are going dude why you [ __ ] talking to him Joe Ry karate can I say one thing about the it's kind of weird they're combining Red Lobster and Olive Garden test Market City so you can actually choose between both menus Isn't that cool cuz they're like going bankrupt so they're trying this this thing you haven't seen the new Joy karate no I haven't seen it that's great dude is it he kills it is he talk about the upcoming fights [ __ ] yeah pull it up all the big ones put it on where how do you find it it's 10 Planet cush episode uh 25 10th Planet cush episode 25 this weekend's going to be insane Sila that rematch that rematch this is the biggest rematch of all time in my opinion as far as like fights that I want to see this is in my opinion the biggest rematch of all time I'm the greatest fight of all time are you kidding greatest fight are rematches generally because that was something crazy what's up 39 you said no 20 10 Planet cush 25 25 Joey crushes it yeah this is this is the biggest rematch ever right yeah here it is if you ain't following at madflavor go [ __ ] yourself this is under twister Eddie on YouTube by the way it's where I found it uh got volume it's going to start right there it is it's good boom gravy [ __ ] we're here Burbank headquarters it's 192 [ __ ] degrees out there but I'm giving you the preview for UFC 148 I'm giving you the parlay of the year everybody's complaining who's going to win PTO Anderson CH I don't
give a [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] we're just trying to get paid [ __ ] with a [ __ ] paray first up Chad Mendes who's he fighting guys what the [ __ ] M what Cory McKenzie whatever is [ __ ] Cody McKenzie against my Mad Chad Mendes coming off a [ __ ] knee in Brazil let me tell you something if you get a br a knee in Connecticut and a knee in Brazil two different [ __ ] stories he's coming back he's going to beat up on McKenzie that's one lock my second lock is Damien meire against yum yum Kim Damian's dropping down to [ __ ] 170 he's a Jiu-Jitsu Maniac but all of a sudden he wants to beat Muhammad Ali he's going to go up against young yum Kim or black belt and Judo flipping [ __ ] like Carol perisian before the [ __ ] painkillers amazing you understand me he's going to get [ __ ] Damian Maya at 170 and he's done done so that's my parlay it's yum yum Kim against you want to make money or you want to [ __ ] play games with your other buddies now you're saying Joey what about Tito against Faris Griffin 10 [ __ ] psychics on the Strip can't pick that one you understand me all I know is I'm watching some interview show with Tito I love him to death he's a Hall of Fame and they're like Tito why are you quitting why the [ __ ] is he quitting he's 1 one and six you understand it's time to go [ __ ] that's all I can tell you I love you to death congratulations you and farest Whitaker I love the [ __ ] fight but I wouldn't bet you [ __ ] at all another fight in the card is K Lee the flying [ __ ] master of kicks on Cinemax versus The Comeback the leg what's his name Patrick [ __ ] cot fighting a comeback in the UFC slip that one in so you got Kung Lee against [ __ ] Dam uh who's he fighting oh he's fighting uh Patrick kot the one [ __ ] legged man from Canada and I'm going with Patrick cot that's a squeezer now you're going Joey what about CH what about an I'm gonna give it to you [ __ ] straight and Daniel right CH sun is a [ __ ] Champion he took it to Anderson Silva whatever Anderson Silva is a [ __ ] savenger right he worked at McDonald's he was making Big Max [ __ ] 15 years ago he's angry he went down to Brazil he thought about it he hugged his 19 [ __ ] kids he's got a Bus full of kids Anderson and he's back he's going to Las
Vegas this weekend let me tell you something ch I love you to death but it's all over but the shot I don't care what the odds are I don't care what [ __ ] uh Kenny Florian says or John anic I don't give a [ __ ] this is going to be ugly I'm going with my man Anderson Silva to [ __ ] take it to chil the last time he fought bad and he got him in the fifth [ __ ] round they got beat up can you imagine a healthy [ __ ] Anderson Silva take your little [ __ ] pennies forget going to the strip club Put it on Anderson you got the [ __ ] paray Mendes and who else what the [ __ ] people are you all sleeping here suckers yum yum Kim against Cody McKenzie what the [ __ ] oh yum yum Kim against my mad [ __ ] 10 Planet take it from there y Kim is not fighting Chad Mendes Cody McKenzie is fighting Chad Mendes all up Kush [ __ ] right there oh my God he's so high well our apologies to the great dong Y young Kim for Joey Diaz messing up his word calling him yum yum Kim that's uh that's kind of rude how dare he I thought it was hilarious if I was him I'd be pissed off I thought it was hilar people are calling him yum yum Kim now all over the Internet what do you think about Damen Maya dropping down to 170 uh he's a he's goingon to be a big 170 if he can do it right if we can do it and be healthy for for folks who don't know you know follow MMA Damen Myers is uh one of the best Jiu-Jitsu guys to ever enter into MMA he's a a multiple time world champion just a really killer technical Jiu-Jitsu guy and he uh ENT into MMA and for a while he was strangling a lot of people including CH sunnon uh he got CH sunnon a mounted triangle remember that [ __ ] pulled him on he uh he he took him down remember that what the [ __ ] did he use was it a lateral drop I think it was a lat off guard cuz CH did not think he was going to take him down didn't think he was going to try that move yeah he like lateral dropped him and then mounted triangled him it was so sweet man it was like really the the quickest I've ever seen Chael get submitted it was like when he got taken down it was like bang whoop oh [ __ ] he's caught tap it was it was just his Jiu-Jitsu Damen Maya when he's on when he catches you is
so picture perfect man he's such a beast and if he's able to get a hold of guys at 170 he'll be even better but it's about whether or not this is healthy and whether or not he could still take him down at 170 there's monsters like Jake Shield there's guys that he's not going to be able to take down yeah I think is Jiu-Jitsu you make one mistake with Damen MAA you're [ __ ] he's a finisher he knows how to close the deal he catches you in a triangle it's over son you're not escaping he's totally professional when it comes to submissions I just liked it liked it better when he had more faith in his half guard because in you know early UFC days he wouldn't hesitate to pull guard he pulled guard he actually pulled half guard and there's a big difference between jumping guard pulling guard and pulling half guard he pulled half guard he had a lot of faith in his half guard in the early um his early UFC fights but he likes to stand more now and he has totally made a conscious decision not to pull guard not to have that as an option and I think he should reconsider that option and look at what Paul sass is doing he's just when Paul SAS fights he's completely taken the dudes wrestling and striking out of the mix because if Paul SAS is fighting a combo fighter who's a world champion kickboxer killing K1 and he's a a Olympian wrestler to him he's gonna pull guard anyway so he he takes those two um skill sets out of the picture I'm not saying that you should just go out there and pull guard like Paul if you have a guard like Paul sass you should pull guard and Damen Maya does have a guard like Paul sass he does he has a very dangerous guard Damen maa's guard is amazing he just is chosen not to have that as an option anymore and I think it I always call it the third option and it should be an option in your game you should what do you think keeps from it do you think the getting hit on the ground I think um well a lot of people think that they say they're that they don't work on their guard techniques or their half guard they don't refine it because in MMA when you're on your back you're losing that's what that's like the the thing to say about that and professional fighters a lot of them think that this way that if you're on your back you're losing yes but you're also losing if
you're on your feet getting tattooed dud with punches you're also losing there so what's the difference if you're losing on your feet and losing on the ground at least if you have a really good half guard game you have a really good full guard game you have a really dangerous rubber guard if you got a lot of heat off your back there is a way for you to win off your back instead of I'm on my back I'm losing there's no hope if Aoki is on his back there is hope for him well you remember when Jason day fought Alan beler and just held him in rubber gard and elbow yeah you could just do that you could just hold a dude in Michigan trol and throw elbows it's been proven that it's very effective it's out there the evidence is there but just you know well you just got to get wicked good at it I mean like a guy who's going to pull it off as a guy like Vinnie Vinnie magal he's he's going to be able to pull it off you know if if if if he could get the fight to the ground because Vinnie is not the greatest wrestler on the planet and he's not the greatest Striker on the planet he is improving both vastly he's working on it and he he has accepted I talk to him personally he has accepted that he will pull guard if he can't take the guy down cuz there's only three things you can do in a fight and I've said this many times there's only three things you could stand with a guy you could try to take a guy down or you can pull guard that's it there's no other way to fight you fight on your feet you fight you try to take him down or you pull guard most people only have two options if they can't take the guy down they better be able to beat him standing or they lost just like that they lost I wish that uh The Cutting weight was not in the equation this it bothers me but but this what I'm talking about has nothing to do with weight what I'm talking about is having the option three ways three ways to win it most Fighters only have two ways I think the fighter of the future is going to have three ways to win he's going to be a serious Striker and can [ __ ] knock you out but if [ __ ] ain't going right standing he can take you down because he has Olympic Jones yeah wrestling or if he can't take you down or or if you can't take your opponent down and he's beating you standing if you have a
wicked guard you have the option to pull guard like Paul sass he wins all his fights by pulling guard it's his first option I don't agree that it should be your first option all the time I think um I would want my fighters to get as good as possible with their striking and their wrestling if you could take a guy down don't [ __ ] pull guard take his ass down if you could beat him standing don't take him down keep standing with him you're [ __ ] you own this guy but if the guy if my fighter is getting own standing and he can't take the guy down you have to pull guard that's the only thing you can do and the guys that are and that's not an easy thing to pull off it's not easy you just don't sit I'm not talking about especially a guy like Paul sass opponents they know what he's looking to do pulling guard has become very complex you got to understand the difference between jumping guard jumping guard is when you're against the fence like Stefan stru did he was he had his back against the fence so it was really easy cuz he was being pinned on the fence really easy to just jump up and go koala on him he jumped guard pulled him down and went right to an arm bar it works there's an option there's a way out anytime you're on your back in a fight any all fighters out there anytime you've been on your back and had a guy in full guard you actually had an opportunity to beat that guy right there that's an OP it's not don't look at that if you have a wicked S Type guard Vinnie M guard shinoki guard there's only a few people who' really taken the time to master fighting off your back because most Fighters coming in they listen to their instructors and the instructors say oh if you're on your back you're losing well especially you mean you get on your back with a [ __ ] big wrestler that you can't hold on to like a Jake Ellenberger type character yeah it's going to ground and pound your [ __ ] face off that's a scary spot to be you know trapped trapped it's not that scary if you're Vinnie mes he wants you to be on top and start being aggressive and start punching or fabrio ver doomo Doom like Ryan Parsons was talking about when they trained ground and pound Fabricio it's like none of the stuff works on him his guard is so good he's always like feet
on your hips and hand you know feet on your shoulders touching you and moving you the onedimensional fighter we already know they're gone they're gone they're all retired already one dimensional and then you got like two dimensional Fighters there's guys that can have pretty good standup and they're good wrestlers Jiu-Jitsu ain't that good those guys aren't going to last either you have to be really good at all aspects of the game striking wrestling top game Jiu-Jitsu and bottom game Jiu-Jitsu you have to be good at all all those levels I think in the future right now it's you know um it's it's not um a popular view to in the MMA world to really focus and polish up your bottom game that's not a thing you want to do because that's like admitting you already lost that's like admitting that your wrestling is not going to be good enough admitting that you're not a [ __ ] Fierce Striker admitting that you're afraid to stand and strike with someone that's what a lot of guys a lot of guys want to go out there there's Jiu-Jitsu guys there's a bunch of them I don't want to name names but a lot of guys go out there they're Jiu-Jitsu world champions and they want to stand and trade they want to be kickboxers now you know and it's kind of weird isn't it yeah there's a lot of them and it's I think this is my experience I think that to get over that most Jiu-Jitsu Fighters a lot of them generally have a fear of doing standup because they're not that good at it it's not their sport now they're thrust into a kickboxing sport where they're not that good they spent their whole life on the ground so there is an element of fear because you can get knocked the [ __ ] out so to conquer that fear and to [ __ ] stand with professional Strikers and get some [ __ ] licks in and take their best shots I can see that empowering them and making them feel like a fierce warrior with they're like [ __ ] pulling guard this is awesome I'm actually standing with professional Strikers taking their [ __ ] and knocking dudes out every now and then [ __ ] yeah I'm standing I can see them you know really liking that rush you know that feeling I conquered fear you know what I mean it feels good like they don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] about getting hit I think it makes them feel good it's not the best
strategy to win a fight but for their own personal uh uh empowerment and I'm sure it's glorious you know I can see that you know when George jel goes out there he's a black belt and Jiu-Jitsu he [ __ ] loves the trade he loves that [ __ ] it makes him feel like a [ __ ] Savage you know I can see that I'm like okay I understand [ __ ] yeah he seems like he's having a good time you know yeah cuz that takes a lot of balls to actually do it it's like base jumping you know it's just you can only do that for so long you can only take so much it's it's not it's not an unlimited resource so back to Damen Maya I think if you're listening out there I loved it when you used to pull half guard if you could take the guy down take the guy down stay on top who knows if it's not happening maybe he's going to be healthy and fast at 170 maybe 170 will make him faster Vinnie said he will not hesitate pulling guard if he can't if he can't take the guy down he he'll try always try to take the guy down but if he can't he won't hesitate and that gives him a lot of confidence he talks to like that gives him confidence like one way or the other I'm going to drag the fight to the ground and bring them into my world no no longer is he going to pretend to be a kickboxer that's what he told me did you see Brian EA's fight with TJ wallberg yes yes dude Brian everol is hard to choke man that's that guy's weird even though TJ wallberg lost I I think he has a lot of potential and he looked great on his back he just needs to tighten up a lot of [ __ ] and keep going and keep polishing his game but his guard looked dangerous as hell everol is really hard to tap there's something going on with that guy man cuz like he talks about like the myth of the guillotine like people can't tap him with a guillotine you know I don't know what his deal is man he might have large aortas in his neck or something yeah or maybe he's just been grappling for so long that he could just fight that [ __ ] off you know maybe he knows how to fight that [ __ ] off but he doesn't tap to Guillotines he says he says Guillotines are a myth I wonder if freak man I think Marcelo can tap him though go to marcelos he'll Guillotine you because marcelo's Guillotine the marcelotine I think it's the best choke in the game it's it's a it's proven the research is out there if
you really wna find the best choke in the game you should know as many chokes as possible but the best one for sure the research the evidence it's all out there the marcelotine the way Marcelo does his Guillotine study that [ __ ] how does what is the main difference it's he's not choking you like it's not like a blood choke he smashing your throat so you tap real quick they're really quick Taps cuz if you get a guy on an arm in Guillotine you you might have to crank it maybe 15 20 seconds maybe 30 seconds you're twisting maybe 35 seconds bam he finally gives up and Taps you know the marcelotine comes in a flash your throat gets smashed and you start tapping it's a different kind of guillotine it's the most effective Guillotine out there by far does it put guys to sleep still even though it's smashing the throat or is it just all pain from my experience people are just tapping from the pain huh some guys but it is kind of a a choke where you can't breathe right you know your throat's being smashed you can't breathe you got to tap quick so if you can't breathe because your throat your throat is getting blocked do you fall asleep maybe you still fall asleep I don't know I don't know yeah I I've I've never seen a guy who I've been more impressed with with his choke defense than everol he's crazy yeah he doesn't even seem uncomfortable he just gets his head gets all red and he guts it out and then he's on top throwing bombs it seems like he just he's really hard to choke yeah he's a warrior man tough [ __ ] dude man a big fan of Brian everol and a guy who's not afraid of getting choked like that he can put himself into all kinds of weird situations it's it's very strange you know I'm a fan of anybody who has the balls to throw to just do a cartwheel kick you know I mean Nails people come on that's this is the this is the kick that uh people thought it was a fake fight you know he got in like a situation when the commission people thought that he had a fake fight like it was pro wrestling like they didn't believe that you could actually kick somebody like that that's crazy that [ __ ] has a lot of power that's like a a wheel kick axe kick kick you know like a and more powerful than that really because it's good gravity going in its what is what what kind of kick what's it called it's a cartwheel kick cartwheel
kick yeah that's what um uh on um Steve jenim uh was was it Harold Howard tried it on Steve jenim remember that [ __ ] he came out UFC three was it three yeah came out and and cartwheel kicked it was a legit technique in like uh karate Point fighting and and different you know I I think that was probably like the root of it it was karate I think was the root of it but it's it [ __ ] worked works man if you learned how to do it right you could nail somebody and ever's knock guys out with it he tried it he tried it on uh TJ he's a wild [ __ ] he's gonna fight again in Calgary They just added him on to uh to that card I think so he'd be fighting like just a few weeks after his last fight what do you think about Tito Forest I think it's a good it's good when guys are uh they've had uh great careers and they're you know probably close to the end of those great careers and they're fighting each other that I like that what what gets me concerned is when I see like one of these guys that's been in the game a long time he's a legend of the game and he's fighting like a top Young Lion that that I always feel like oo I don't really I don't want to see I like those too you like those yeah cuz it's like a rocky story if you could pull it off remember Rocky was 65 when he came back yes but there's some guys that you know they they cross a threshold where you don't you don't want to see them get hurt like they cross a Thresh where you see them you know get laid out a couple of times and you're like all right I'm I'm not really into seeing this dude get hurt any further you know especially by some young killer you know you see some some young dude who just just has Lightning Fast strikes and just comes in and lights him up what do you think about yum yum Kim and Dong Kim what do you think I think Kim is uh getting really good with his kickboxing is uh you know his movement and his feet is way better dongy Kim okay okay he's got um who did he he Rock he rocked somebody with a like a jumping front kick to the face yeah and then finished him off who the [ __ ] was that I don't remember but Damen Maya striking is getting better as well he's not afraid to throw down his striking is pretty decent he hurt um um um Mark Munoz he tagged Mark Munoz I think he
really surprised the [ __ ] out of him it's there's a couple Brazilians that are turning into legit Strikers Damon Maya and fabrio were Doom yes yeah Fabricio were Doom crazy watching guys Blossom right yeah he's got a um I mean for re Doom's got like a real kickboxing game now throws nasty knees leg kicks he caught um that dude with an uppercut you know a clean uppercut he's a dangerous guy that's a big dude man when you stand next to Fabricio verdum his [ __ ] feet are like that big his hands are big that's a real heavyweight he's that [ __ ] hand you know who impressed the [ __ ] out of me Charles Aliva man God damn he is a true Savage right there Sean Pearson was the guy that dong young Kim um hit with a jumping front kick in the face and and Shawn Pearson's [ __ ] good man and you know he's he's got a victory over Nate Diaz he's got a victory over Amir sadala he's [ __ ] good man dong young Kim is good he's no joke and he's not scared to go to the ground either he's strong as [ __ ] he's a really good Judo guy real good defense you know so interesting it could be or it could be a submission man it could be a submission they could go to the ground and Daman Maya might just lock him up at 170 if he can come in healthy you know if he weighs like a healthy 185 190 or something come fight time that's going to be weird to see but how old is Damen he's probably in his mid-30s probably 32 33 something like that I should find out before I talk about that because that has an effect also on cutting a big amount of weight this late in your career it's going to be interesting to see what he looks like at 70 I'm sure he's a smart guy though if he's doing anything I'm sure that he's doing it the right way 34 if he's doing anything you know he spends a lot of time training with a lot of wrestlers and I'm I'm sure they're going to give him like the exact right way to do it and you know he's not he's such a bright guy I would uh assume that he would absolutely do it the correct way and he would only I mean must have made some some test runs but I I I have split feelings on [ __ ] like that man I just think it's so unhealthy when dudes cut a shitload of weight it's just like man I don't think you should cut that much weight it's so crazy it's so it just seems so unhealthy it
seems like there's a point of diminishing return that a lot of guys cross over you know I think you get to around like 8 10 lbs 5 lb something like that that's nothing that's good that's fine that's fine it's barely even going to hurt you you're going to be fine you know you you go back you refuel but when dudes are cutting 25 30 pounds like they're Anthony Johnson in it coming in like weighing almost 200 lb and they're fighting at 170 that's kind of crazy it's weird it's like how do you uh how do you how do you stop that though how do you tell people that they uh they can't do that anymore well if you can make it then that's your spot yeah you know that's where you should be if you can make it that's your spot I know but what a weird way to do business like everybody has to almost kill themselves the day before we're going to fight everybody has to literally starve to the point where you're really unhealthy you look terrible there's a lot of guys that step on the scale 24 hours before a big fight and they don't look good at all you know it's crazy who knows that more than you yeah or there's guys like BJ Penn who would choose to fight at 170 and he doesn't even really weigh 170 he would weigh like 166 you know when BJ fought like Matt Hughes I think he was like 166 he's been as low as like 164 and he's fighting welterweights you know is there's that way to do it too I mean Frankie Edgar won the lightweight title you know that way by being a real 155lb dude fighting dudes who are you know probably like 175 maybe come time maybe even yeah I mean gry mayor is a big dude he's thick as [ __ ] man you know I don't know how much gray Cuts but he looks big he's he gets to be 230 during off season no didn't Mike Goldberg said he gets to like 200 or something though he's been 200 probably probably like Joe Stevenson used to hover around 200 for a while and he cut down 55 same thing with Chris Brennan did you see uh Joe Stevenson he left the UFC and he just lost to that dude Dakota Cochran the guy who had been in uh he had like some sort of a career in uh gay porn he fought Joe Stevenson yeah like undercard I miss you you don't know this whole thing about tough I don't know yeah he was on The Ultimate Fighter and he had uh he needed some money in his past so he did some gay porn and they let him on the show okay
and I thought that was uh I thought that was cool I was like you know like all right you know like why not man let the kid on the show why wouldn't you let him on the show isn't the show all about like trying to get your [ __ ] together I mean how many of the guys that are on the show have been in jail how many of the guys on the jail the show been in jail for assault has it been any I don't know it might not been any they probably wouldn't allow you to right they'd probably like make sure that they didn't get responsible for anybody that was dangerous I don't even know the answer to that question but so the dude had a little problem in his past it's in the past now unfortunately this a video of it and they let him on the show I think that's cool but he didn't make it and he he lost but he's good man he's [ __ ] good he's real good he beat Joe [ __ ] Joe daddy up dude [ __ ] Joe daddy up standing then caught him on the ground and got him in a rear naked and finished him wow dude and he had he had his back a couple of times he [ __ ] Joe up man he's good he's good he's explosive he's really fast who did he lose to on The Ultimate Fighter I don't knower he may have gotten hurt I think did he I think you're right yeah I think you're right maybe this last season right yeah cuz I saw the last season it's good yeah I don't know what the [ __ ] happened to him Sil we should look it up BR Cher's new show starts tonight at 9: we're talking about MMA son Trip Flip he's he's watching right now he says hi he's a sweetie um here it is trying to find out what about Silva Sun what do you think what do you think's going to go down I mean anything could happen really we can see the exact same fight again and this time sunen pulls it off and stays out of trouble um or maybe Anderson silv's got to the point where he's really hard to take down now and Son's having a hard time taking him down maybe he takes him down once or twice but it's the third round and he's having a hard time he's forced to strike with Silva and Silva takes him apart or we could see CH sunnen hurting Silva standing and then going right through them anything could [ __ ] happen you just don't know you know who knows maybe
sunnen takes Silva down immediately and Silva comes after him with an incredible guard he just instead of like being caught just like he was in in his last fight and he threw that triangle up in the fifth round like go after him right away we might see that and he might [ __ ] tap him in a triangle in 30 seconds it could Anything could happen it's who the [ __ ] knows this Dakota Cochran dude uh he came in as a late replacement against Jamie Varner and dominated Jamie Varner at a Titan Fighting Championship guess he uh he won a decision over him there and then he lost on The Ultimate Fighter some dude named James Vic he lost to Vic via Split Decision this is his Wikipedia he performed in 16 videos under the stage named Danny he fully disclo this information to the UFC so the UFC said all right whatever they're probably loving it just for the just for that interesting angle but the dude can fight forget about all that he he can fight his ass off he be Jamie Varner and he be Jo if he blows up there's going to be you know how there's sections when when an an Armenian Fighter fights there a section and there all Armenians you know what I mean there's going to be gay sections probably man that'd be awesome dude I think they do it straight though he only did it for money oh come on well that's that's what he says but for sure he has for sure he has a big gay following for sure for sure and dude they what if they show up in droves that would be awesome what if gay dudes started entering into fighting [ __ ] dudes up you know what they might have more anger than your average dude all that [ __ ] also it might be a real mind [ __ ] for a straight dude to get beat up by a gay guy like that might be a mind [ __ ] like not does this guy beat my ass he could [ __ ] me and he might want to yeah you know yeah yeah I mean maybe that would work for him you know for a lot of dudes it probably would for a lot of dudes it probably would you know when he gets your back that's real yeah there's got to be a style there's got to be a style out there specifically for anal rape you know what I mean that's the that's Jiu-Jitsu for sure right You' have to have a base in Jiu-Jitsu but it' get technical cuz you'd you'd have to pin the arms a certain way pin his knees a
certain way to get penetration it's to different Dr it's hard to hold them in place yeah that would be but it could be like uh like cop tactics like police tactics where you know there's Jiu-Jitsu in there but they got the Baton they got something go else going on they got to handcuff them I think maybe you have to handcuff them first you have to handcuffs have let's not give anybody any ideas that just seems like a rude EAS way right thing to do to a person why even bring that up what a terrible thing to do to a person that's that's definitely not using martial arts for good yes you're right I [ __ ] up I'm sorry have you seen this thing I'm going to change gears completely about um these um things that they found these um portals in the universe these hidden portals between the Earth and the Sun they're they're totally confused but they're some sort of a a guide door a shortcut and and there's an opening in this space or Time Field this legit yep yeah whoa yeah tweet that [ __ ] yeah it's NASA it's a NASA funded researcher in plasma physicist Jack scoter of the University of Iowa claims he has figured out a way uh to find them and they're called expoints or electron diffusion regions and so there's there's you know the idea is that there's Pathways in our galaxy that our galaxy isn't just it's not just like you know you have to go from here to there no you can you you can actually go in this thing and it might take you somewhere else like like like like a real Wormhole can you imagine if we find out wormholes or just like tunnels that just exist all over the place and you know how you can you know just drive through the tunnel well you could just go Through the Wormhole and that's what you do wh and you're on the other side yeah man how about how about that have you seen a documentary The Ultimate Stoner response Jim Morrison did it I have you seen have you do you know anything about the coral Castle in Florida yes I do that dude who made some crazy castle Brian pull this up because I don't understand the science of it and I'm sure I'm butchering it it's NASA discovers hidden portals in space and put that it's on YouTube and they it'll explain it NASA discovers hidden portals in space and
it's on uh on YouTube so it'll explain better what they mean by portals but what I'm the way I'm saying it I'm sure I'm [ __ ] it up but in my rudimentary understanding of it it means that you know the universe is not just one flat sort of it's not it's not the same everywhere there's little Pathways and [ __ ] there's little there's things that exist that you know not just black holes but other things that will take you through to somewhere else which is kind of nuts I mean someday some future generation of ours might be able to actually Traverse something like that you know I mean it's really crazy to wrap your head around that we might figure out one day how to navigate through the universe and [ __ ] go through an actual portal into another place and it's hard to wrap your head around yeah man I mean just basic [ __ ] like the Earth's magnetic field you know and that there's certain points on the planet where there's hyper magnetic activity presented by science at Nasa that guy sounds like he gets no [ __ ] a favorite theme of Science Fiction is the portal an extraordinary opening in space or time that connects travelers to distant Realms a good portal is a shortcut a guide a door into the unknown if only they actually existed it turns out that they do sort of and a NASA funded researcher at the University of Iowa has figured out how to find them we call them X points or electron diffusion regions explains plasma physicist Jack Scutter of the University of Iowa there places where the magnetic field of Earth Earth connects to the magnetic field of the sun creating an uninterrupted path leading from our own planet to the sun's atmosphere 93 Million Miles Away observations by NASA's Themis spacecraft and Europe's cluster probes suggest that these magnetic portals open and close dozens of times each day they're typically located a few tens of thousands of kilometers from Earth where the geomagnetic field meets the onrushing solar wind most portals are small and short-lived others are yawning vast and sustained energetic particles can flow through the openings heating Earth's upper atmosphere sparking geomagnetic storms and igniting bright polar
auroras NASA is planning a mission called MMS short for magnetospheric multiscale Mission due to launch in 2014 to study the Phenomenon bristling with energetic particle detectors and magnetic sensors the four spacecraft of MMS will spread out in Earth's magnetosphere and surround the portals to observe how they work W just one problem finding them magnetic portals are invisible unstable and Elusive they open and close without warning and there are no signposts to guide us in notes Scutter actually there are signposts and Scutter has found them portals form via the process of magnetic reconnection mingling lines of magnetic force from the Sun and Earth crisscross and join to create the openings X points are where the crisscross takes place the sudden joining of magnetic fields can Propel Jets of charged particles from the XO creating an electron defusion region to learn how to pinpoint these events Scutter looked at data from a space probe that orbited Earth more than 10 years ago in the late 1990s NASA's polar spacecraft spent years in Earth's magnetosphere explained Scutter and it encountered many X points during its Mission because polar carried sensors similar to those of MMS Scutter decided to see how an XO looked to Polar using polar data we have found five simple combinations of magnetic field and energetic particle measurements that tell us when we've come across an XO or an electron diffusion region a single spacecraft properly instrumented can make these measurements this me means that a single member of the MMS constellation using the Diagnostics can find a portal and alert other members of the constellation Mission planners long thought that MMS might have to if you want to hear the whole thing go online and uh n check I'm sure most of us are not absorbing that we're going to have to go back and listen to that and and and and read the paperwork on it but that sounds [ __ ] crazy finding new things like that in space is like weird it's so weird like the idea that we we already figured out what was out there oh there's some new [ __ ] oh here's some
here's some invisible magnetic portal oops here's some new [ __ ] did you hear about this uh new um civilization they discovered that lived uh 8,500 years ago uh somewhere near Spain they found it underwater they have um like Pottery all kinds of [ __ ] apparently this area used to be um used to be above ground like uh between uh and somewhere between 11,000 and 6,000 years ago it slowly sank away and they uh they've recovered like human bones and pottery it seems like every other month there's some new groundbreaking discovery that pushes back the date of civilization it's amazing you know this gockley tee was like the first big one and now they're always finding like they found these concentric rings in the in the ocean floor that they believe is Atlantis and I think that's somewhere around Spain you know there's there's there's all sorts of speculation that there might have been a a fuckload of civilizations that were like really you know pretty Advanced for the time and they were living right by the water and they're gone now the water level changed what do you think about that Baltic seaer you think it's just a rock I'm pretty sure it's a rock yeah have you looked into it yeah I I haven't seen any photos that make me think it's anything other than weird rocks did you hear about the divers going down there and trying to [ __ ] with it and turn off power shuts off twice yeah could be their sucks at high depth you know it could be the pressure of the equipment equipment failed sometimes people look for [ __ ] to be like something crafty I would love it if it was something crafty but I saw the pictures of them like that [ __ ] looks like rocks man they're like well there's a pearl necklace of it's like scattered rocks like you guys are like reaching like this is just rocks I mean maybe when you're down there looking at it eye to eye it looks different and maybe there's some [ __ ] that they haven't been able to photograph yet then once you see it you go oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this is a [ __ ] somebody made this maybe it's possible but um most most of the time I think there's plenty of [ __ ] out there that they could be looking at you ever see those you think the scientists are faking their en enthusiasm they're like way no they're enthusiastic it doesn't
mean you know I don't know you know I don't know I don't know if they're they're looking to see something I don't know if what they can actually see is much cooler than the [ __ ] they've shown us the [ __ ] that they've shown us is like you see like this big rock and I don't know why we're supposed to think that's special you know but why rocks sometimes form in weird forms you know Graham Hancock said it's just a rock that's what his really his assessment of it was say A peculiar Rock that's what he believes it is but you know this is just the beginning of data no one knows but the people who are down there staring at it you know it it might be some Aliens versus Predator [ __ ] Temple and we just uh you cocky old civilization that used to be above uh water could be yeah could you know what I mean yeah could I mean how much would be left of something it was underw from 30,000 years under the ocean how much of that [ __ ] gets jamed maybe it's like part of some Russian experiment or something yeah maybe it's a troll it's a big troll like no no no I mean like uh some vessel that the Russians were [ __ ] with like 30 years ago and I don't think so I think they're saying it's a stone it's a stone structure whatever it is natural structure whatever it is okay I believe they're saying it's Stone I think there's just some peculiar like Pathways in it and stuff like that just but it could be just some weird ass Stone you seen that into it I just saw like maybe a 5 minute news clip on the latest dive and they said they went down power all the power goes off they came up and they went back it sounds awesome if I was going to write a script that's what I would write if it was like the and like one of the guys was the biggest skeptic Pap now he's he he can't explain it he doesn't he doesn't want to make a statement but he's saying this is not normal what is the latest when was the last time it was a news report yeah look at it it's this Baltic UFO news report yeah what's interesting is it's so sexy to want to want to think that this is from some other planet you know it's so intriguing if we really F imagine if we really found a [ __ ] ship at the bottom of the ocean and it was just dressed up like a rock because that's what you would do if you wanted to hide your ship
you make it look like a [ __ ] rock I mean they're aliens they can come here from another planet but it has to look like a ship that's so stupid maybe they made a [ __ ] alien spacecraft looks like rocks so when it's on the bottom it's just chilling like a rock of course they should be able to alter their environment or the way their they look to their environment so maybe that's what it is I would love that that's the best thing that would be the most the most fun news story that would change the world but I'm not convinced new dive details photos see this look look for the news story yeah there's some photos that uh Brian can you find it so show The Rocks well it's like a BBC thing maybe yeah I mean it shows it's it's interesting man it's you know hopefully it's something but it might be [ __ ] it might totally be a natural thing their equipment might suck who knows but like I said it's sexy to think that it's not the whole idea of UFOs the sexiest youu this the sexiest idea ever that there's actually going to be something you forget your bills forget what the [ __ ] is on TV even if it was like the final season premiere of The Game of Thrones you know yeah last season first episode you know final season premier Le I still would take seeing a UFO remember if if I remember correctly and I could be wrong about David Ike like in his in the beginning of his career as being like a dude who lectures on Illuminati type stuff he said some [ __ ] about reptilians and then a lot of people turned uh that turned them off they're like [ __ ] David Ike is that reptilian guy he loses me when he talks about reptilians so then it seemed like he stopped talking about reptilians for a while but recently I just saw this seminar he did and he gets in depth about reptilians he says that all the world leaders have are being controlled this David Ike I just saw this last week are being controlled by reptilians that are on a different frequency and they're around them controlling them you just can't see them they're actually controlling the world leaders that's what he thinks and he's talking about this in his lecture it's it's amazing it's it's amazing that he can do this yeah um I think uh I think he's an Entertainer that's what I think I think
part of what he does is he's an Entertainer I think he's uh he's a lot like uh there's a few other guys that I don't I don't buy for a second he's one of them I think he's got some really good valid information that he mixes in with some crazy [ __ ] and he creates he creates like a whole cottage industry that's that's what I think Alex Alex Jones was totally against David Ike for a while because of thing totally against him and then he actually became friends with David Ike and it's he doesn't really want to get into it he says he says that the reptilian thing makes more sense to him now and they're cool now they hated each other they used to talk [ __ ] on eachar now you know now they're cool they've been cool for a while though you know Alex Jones is a big sweetie yeah that's the reality the reality is Alex Jones is always a big sweetie yeah he's one of the cool coolest [ __ ] to hang out with ni guy you know people would never believe it if you watch his Doom and Gloom yeah you know how crazy is it that we've partied with him in Vegas and got hammered with him hammered we had a great time with him he's an awesome guy he is not a bad dude man he just gets all worked up yeah and he loves talking you know even when the cameras are off he can talk all that conspiracy talk nonstop 24 hours he never gets tired of it I love hearing it I got Alex Jones sitting next to me at w wol Gang Puck well he's Illuminati with with the situation he was brought in by Kennedy in the 60s 1961 operation Thundercat you know he'll come up with he'll [ __ ] hit you with some [ __ ] and you're like what but a lot of what he's saying is right that's H yeah I love Alex Jones man I love his [ __ ] you can't be right all the time everyone's wrong and sometimes he's wrong about [ __ ] you don't discount all the [ __ ] beautiful info that he has go after it yeah he's gonna miss a lot you know you know if you're gonna judge someone on being wrong about this or that because he's wrong about Y2K you can't you know there everyone's wrong about some [ __ ] you can't be right about everything well it's the Doom and Gloom guys there's a certain amount of entertainment to it you know you got to you got to recognize that much like Fox News has committed itself to being
conservative you know he has committed himself to a doom and gloom and to a certain extent that's the problem that I had with rbert Murdoch and not rbert Murdoch what I don't know rbert Murdoch Michael rert when Michael rert was was on the show and he would alternate between thinking that it was going to be the end of the world or thinking that people were going to pull it together and I think that you can get caught up in thinking that it's going to everything's going to [ __ ] fall apart you can get caught up in that it's really easy it's really easy to just decide it's all coming to an end yeah it's easy to do you know and I think uh you get caught up in that the whole world is corrupt and there's Doom and Gloom everywhere and you get caught up in that whole Alex Jones conspiracy mentality and yeah well a lot of it's [ __ ] real man we we don't live in we don't live in a society work the government is all about the people we don't whether you want to believe it or not the way I look at it is I'm not going to go out there and picket [ __ ] you know who knows maybe I'll change my mind if it affects if something happens it affects me personally maybe I'll be out there with a pick it but one thing we can all do is we can all uh use Twitter or Facebook just to make people aware I think of every everybody is aware and that's just from Twitter and from Facebook if they're aware of what's going on I think slowly we change cuz I really think that you know there's there is light at the end of the tunnel from all these conspiracy theories and all that [ __ ] I think that there is hope that if the everybody was aware and today more than anybody any other time in history more people are aware that the government is [ __ ] them than ever before because of the internet so I just think let's just keep making people aware just keep pounding them over the head with the information look at the studies look at this look what they're doing and if we if some people just do not want to believe that the government doesn't have our best interest you know they don't want to believe that they get angry if you bring it up you don't have any proof that's not proof you know there's 1,500 engineers and Architects that have banned together they've they've gone out
of their way Banning together saying dude Tower 7 was demoed I mean the B standing together and what people say you know how many Architects there are there's [ __ ] hundreds of thousands of so500 got together you know what I mean if 1,500 Architects got together and petitioned and said this house is condemned it's going to fall apart it's dangerous would you say uh it's it's only 1500 Architects there's 100,000 of them no you'd go you wait a minute I'm not moving into that [ __ ] that's that's a kind of an unfair comparison because you're talking about a public event and when you talk about a public event the entire World saw this one public event so you're dealing with millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of people to get, 1500 that think there's something going on Architects and Engineers look I'm just saying 1500 crazy people is not unlikely I agree obviously I've always agreed there's something wrong with that that thing it fell down like a control demolition it's weird it's weird that that doesn't freak people out and it's weird that you can't sue the [ __ ] out of someone who built a building for you and it catches on fire and just [ __ ] the for the former head of Star Wars is coming out making some serious allegations he's saying the dick CH the former head of Star Wars is he a scientist he's a bunch of [ __ ] he's coming out and saying that Pro based on the evidence based on all the [ __ ] he knows about uh 911 based on all that [ __ ] he thinks it looks like it's probably Dick Cheney was running all this [ __ ] wow he's that's what he's saying he said Dick Cheney Cheney shot first forehead of the Star Wars program says Cheney main 911 suspect official version of events a conspiracy theory says drills were to cover for attacks of course the drill the drills were cover for attacks the former head of Star Wars missile defense program under presidents Ford and Carter has gone public to say that the official version of the 911 conspir is a conspiracy theory and his main suspect for the architect of the attacks is Vice President Dick Cheney whoa that's [ __ ] [ __ ] you get murdered over wow people get murdered for less way less it is funny though that people don't want
to hear that it is funny that this is something that would anger people read about his background is he legit is this a legit guy yeah he's 100% legit he was the head of Star Wars Star Wars is a very interesting program and I think we've talked about this in the podcast before but Star Wars scientists have been murdered like a great number of them yeah I mean here here we go all the guys that deny the 9911 [ __ ] the head of Star Wars is saying it was all [ __ ] the head of [ __ ] star Star Wars godamn and you're still going to deny it there's so much evidence but in in all fairness he's a scientist and he could be some crazy left Winger and just because he's a genius scientist doesn't mean he's not you know what I'm saying yeah but we're people always talk about credibility if if they would say if some if they if there was some guy on the street and said I saw bombs I heard bombs go off they go he's just some dude on the street now we got former head of Star Wars he could be crazy you can't just at some point you got to go godamn it at some point you got go of course it's fishy of course there's people Banning together 22 Star Wars researchers all committed suicide 22 all committed suicide yeah of course that's amazing well there's there the the you know the the thing was the idea was the conspiracy theory was that the Star Wars program was [ __ ] and it was never worked and they never had some real missile defense Shield that they could shoot in space used to knock [ __ ] missiles out of the sky Bullit they never developed that level of technology so they had to sort of hide the fact that it was a big giant money grab they Tred to look into it Congress approved it or whoever the [ __ ] approved it they look into it and then they just start stealing money so all these scientists that were involved in this that knew it was horseshit they just knocked them all off that's the kind of money that you're dealing with you're dealing with the kind of money that can kill 22 researchers allegedly yeah allegedly yeah sounds about right right doesn't that sound totally believable the um the witnesses of the Kennedy assassination there's a a new uh video that uh what is his nickname on YouTube Mischief maker 37 is uh he's uh the Tangerine show or Tangerine show rather on uh Twitter he
made this video and in the video uh he talked it was a clip of us on the podcast talking about the witnesses to the Kennedy assassination and how many witnesses died uh because of they were murdered car accidents electrocution suicide got hit by trains like crazy amount of them died in extra doent about this and send me a link and they sent the uh they did their their calculation was at the odds of all of these people who' witness this one event get murdered or were killed in accidents in such a short period of time was one and something trillion to one yeah it's that [ __ ] over something trilon again over and over again all that [ __ ] people don't want you guys are paranoid yeah I'm it's it's a sexy idea but Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone yeah they've already proven you can shoot that rifle with that there's that certain sort of delusional conservative sort of patriot type radio guide voice that they do where you're talking nonsense they've uh they've all filled out the dossier it's all completed sorry sorry hippies sorry okay Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone thank you yeah it's scary [ __ ] man but there's like a mindset they want to lock into an ideology ultimately we figure out how much evidence would it take to take like the biggest uh debunker dude take how much evidence will it take will it if they if like Dick Cheney came out and admitted it would they they go no dick chaines he lost his mind with that new heart that new hearts on Liar's heart yes exactly people would believe that [ __ ] of course he would a lot of people would well there's a lot of people that want to believe that the government's their daddy the government's going to take care of them I think I think if everyone consciously uh tried to make all their friends aware of the truth look into it people are constantly they're looking into like K Vasquez I was with him last week we were in in El Paso doing a a Gracie Nationals tournament and he just recently started looking into conspiracy theories and it's like changed his uh he kept going on and on and how it's changed his life and his way CH his way of thinking yeah you just actually got to look into it you know well people conspire I mean people don't believe that this is my question that I always say Do you
believe in 911 do you believe 911 happened well if you do that that's a conspiracy isn't it isn't it a conspiracy didn't they these guys conspire to make that happen yeah do you believe that the Japanese attacked World War II they attacked Pearl Harbor well then you believe in conspiracy theories because the Japanese conspired to sneak attack with jets and bomb the [ __ ] out of people that's real like they they really planned that out you know do you believe that Hitler burned the rice stag to to get people to think that the you know that the Nazis were under attack do you believe that Nero burned Rome do you believe in any of these crazy well then you believe in conspiracies man they they're documented throughout history people have been conspiring and bullshitting forever man they've always done it they they always will if they can get away with it to pull it off a bunch of evil [ __ ] work together they know each other real well they party together they kill hookers together and they get together and go you know we why are we [ __ ] playing by the rules here let's just Rob these [ __ ] let's Rob these [ __ ] and they all just touch Knuckles and they go after it and they they they pay money to get lobbyists to change laws to make it easier for them to [ __ ] move money around and they just they keep that party rolling and they leave so much evidence lying around it doesn't matter it doesn't matter well in this day and age I think it's starting to matter I think what's going on now with the Internet is that young people are coming up with a a realization of how the system works a realization of just life in general when I say the system a realization of countries and taking other other countries resources and the whole it's the people that are coming up it's going to be way harder for the children of the people that live today to justify the way the world runs in in the future because all this information will be out there whereas when we were kids when I was growing up in the 1970s there was no there was no information about any of this we never had any idea how the [ __ ] world worked you had to go to a library if you wanted to get information and you had to find the write book and who knows if that book is even right you could even fact check it you know it was
difficult to find out what the [ __ ] was going on but now pretty much anybody with a phone has instant access to almost any answer to any question they have or at least reasonable you know to a reasonable extent that's going to change everything man I think we're just seeing it right now we're the beginning of the wave I think the wave behind us is the wave that can't be ignored there's going to be a group of people that know everything they have all the information it's not like you're a regular person that lived in the 1970s that went to school for a certain thing and then lived in a certain neighborhood no you're going to be influenced by all the humans all over the planet all the time and that's what's going on right now with Twitter that's what's going on right now with this [ __ ] podcast that's what's going on right now with Facebook that's what's going on right now with anybody that starts their own podcast and anybody that starts their own message board and anybody that starts their own thing where they're reaching out and communicating with people and other people lock into it and next thing you know you got your own little online party going on man you got your own little online party going on that's never existed no one has ever had that sort of an openness in the past before to the open access to information in the past before we've never been able to just communicate with people like this so we're going to get to know each other more in the next hundred years than we have in the last million years we're going to get to know how we handle the real raw [ __ ] truth of everything because in a while there's going to be no more secrets you're not going to be able to hide money you're not going to be able to hide where resources are coming from you're not going to be able to hide anything everybody's going to know exactly what's going on all the time and that's when we're going to have to either get our [ __ ] together as a species or start using these [ __ ] bombs we've been storing up it's one or the other when they see guys like Brian they see this is part of the problem what are we talking about I don't know I'm talking about uh bad guys going after you to protect freedom freedom are you worried about terrorist
attacks you ever think about it anything could happen bro they already did it they already yeah I mean anything could happen if did they do it really or did it go down as the head of Star Wars says and there's a [ __ ] Dick Cheney who knows exactly how it went down add that to the checklist I thought I shut it off I swear to God ladies and gentlemen we've been doing so many shows the other Studio I'm more concerned about bad Sushi than I am about terrorism I had bad Sushi and that ruined my my [ __ ] week but I I think about that more than I think about like oh no my this plane's going to go down you know or I don't think people worry about that it's going to happen to them personally the odds but another terrorist attack for sure it's going to keep happening unless Brian Liv in such a sheltered world don't wored about bad Sushi it's so silly I never want to get food poisoning ever again that ain't [ __ ] I'm scared people in Iraq eat food poisoning for breakfast okay that's what they have for breakfast every day F poisoning shocked and food poison do man you're lucky you're lucky to live here in America you got to roll the dice you're not living in [ __ ] Tabo you're not living in Pakistan while Liberia launching missiles from the sky with drones see Florida says that they're going to have the most drones out of any any state soon how crazy is that that's a reality it's a weird world drones going to do again what are they going to keep track of things photograph things are going to be in the in the sky in case we ever need them like say if there's some sort of a high-speed Pursuit the drones will be able to follow you from the sky and for sure drones are going to be above you if you plan on doing any speeding you go kiss that shiby there's no more speeding because there's going to be drones that are going to monitor your speed and then they're going to alert the Police to where you are and the police are going to cut you off I can't wait till people start hacking these drones you know going to happen well that's what happened in Iran you know they did hack it in Texas yeah they they can hack him man it's it's a real problem it's going to be a real it's a radio frequency man some Super Genius dude who's smarter than you who wouldn't
be working for the government is going to figure out a way to [ __ ] with that [ __ ] yeah those DRS be acting a fool any like just a day after they release those things yeah I I wonder how crackable they are but I got to assume that anything that's uh using radio frequency is you got to be able to crack that they're going to figure out how what the frequency is one drone's going to fall on a child and that it's just going to be well it already has in Pakistan if you know if you're in if you're in Pakistan you're walking with your kid there's no guarantee that you're not going to get hit with a missile you know that's that's real you know they're [ __ ] firing missiles from the sky and we're not even like really officially over there cuz we're not over there our robots are over there shooting fire from the sky like [ __ ] hell man it's amazing where we are yeah Terminator is happening for them how when you were a kid you remember watching Terminator you imagine watching the was it which one was one where the uh the things were flying in the air and they were shooting down was that the first Terminator to was it ter Judgment Day is that what it was what going on right now Blade Runner blade we're right in it there drones [ __ ] drones flying around what the [ __ ] that was pretty [ __ ] quick they disappeared yeah they said there's going to be 30,000 of them in the country within 10 years what what 50 states we need Anonymous on that [ __ ] case right that's going to be a mess well they they got rid of those uh traffic cameras have you noticed that those traffic cameras that take pictures of you going through the yellow light they got rid of them yeah they got rid of them because I said I think they're unconstitutional I think there's something about them that's uh that's illegal I think it's because it's a private company that put them up and the private company somehow or another was profiting off of these uh people getting photographed going through red lights and someone someone uh questioned it I'm doing a terrible job of butchering the uh the argument or the story but rather but uh I think that's what happened damn May probably yaw on me no man that was F this is a very disjointed podcast today we really didn't get it together ever forever more than 10
minutes at a time next time we got to stop at like two hits I think two hits is good you know what that's what it was two joints we did we did smoke too much yep we we went crazy deep I apologize for uh that's why I wasn't even upset at Brian for for logging into begin Park I knew you were you were so stolen you didn't know what the [ __ ] you were doing I didn't even know what was going on you silly [ __ ] you didn't know what the [ __ ] was going on yeah there's a there's a certain level where you really shouldn't be talking into a microphone in front of thousands of people when you get high that was that was that level like right now we're perfect right right now we can cook with with gas you know cooking with gas this uh [ __ ] portal thing is so confusing to me all this space stuff is so confusing to me because I keep wanting to be the skeptic I keep wanting to be the guy like nothing's going to happen nothing's going to happen nothing's going to happen just like it's going to be the same they'll discover a new planet you can't see it who gives a [ __ ] nothing's going to happen yeah let's get video of that new planet and the creatures on it you know let's have Discovery Channels about other planets I mean how [ __ ] cool well we're so you know we have like we're so impatient when it comes to you know discoveries and things we want it all to happen like all at once like when we look back in time at like what Galileo had figured out or cernus had figured out I mean it's all stuff that pretty much everybody knows now but back then it was this mindblowing Revelations about the nature of the universe now if you look at what like we know now you know our little baby asses know now and what they're going to know if we could just keep it together for a hundred years just keep it together for 100 years yeah there's going to be some crazy [ __ ] going on think about 100 what 1912 how much [ __ ] did it suck in 1912 it was terrible the cars were dog [ __ ] if they even existed they were dog [ __ ] you're riding around on dirt roads body but they thought it was cool they they had cars for the first time they're like holy [ __ ] this is the the most amazing part of life here if we're at the edge of the edge of Technology that's what people are going to think back about us in 2,000 years
like oh they didn't have hologram vaginas well I think it's going to be you know we we're always like looking for alien life and we're always saying like we can't search alien life I don't think we're ready yet and I think because we're not ready yet because we're not really quite smart enough to tune in whatever the [ __ ] their frequency they're on you know where wherever they are because of that that's why there's no evidence even though it makes sense I think we're going to come to a point at a certain time where if our technology expands and continues to expand it's going to get to a point where there's no spot in the universe that we can't Traverse I mean ultimately if people live for a million years that's got to happen yeah I mean what we can do today is impossible what we can do in a thousand years from now is going to be equally impossible to us today you know everything that's so normal like WiFi and and cellular videos and texting people pictures of your butthole you know that notic I looked right at Brian when I did that oh you did that I me think about what a thousand years from now what you're you're going to have things that you can't even wrap your head around today it most likely will involve the manipulation of space and time we're going to we're going to probably in a hundred years from now have some ability to Traverse long distances that seems possible if we can get if if we can just get over like a few technological humps oh and again this is 100 years from now I really think it's possible what do you know about the God particle they just kind of discovered or something it's very confusing um it's they they're 99.999% sure that they have recreated this particle based on its mass and uh theyve they've they've discovered some incredible [ __ ] man I mean it's the whole idea behind it is really mindblowing but what's going on is they're they're tapping into to the the conditions and recreating the conditions that are like a millisecond after the big bang and they're finding these parts of the universe that they had theorized about and one of them is this higs bosson particle this God Particle it's it's [ __ ] it's too hard for me to wrap my puny brain around it but when I do it's uh it's pretty staggering stuff
if you stop and consider where we were in 1912 and where we are today and where we're going to be 2012 with this discovery of the higs boson bosen whatever the [ __ ] how do you say it and whatever the [ __ ] they're going to figure out within the next 100 years I mean it's what does that mean to the to the average person I don't know that we discovered the God particle I don't no nothing yet nothing yet but it could mean everything it could fundal understanding Dark Matter oh no it's not dark matter here let's uh let's get a scientific okay we'll get a scientific explanation of it yeah oh yeah it's that c2o coconut water Sun Sun yeah note that uh we are in my uh place today the reason being is because Brian almost got cooked with electricity that's also why we don't have our Alienware uh laptops up but we are still supporting uh Alienware and uh you know Josh Barnett was very happy that we did that because they support Fighters and uh that's why we chose to do it it's a big giant ass computers if you're a gamer they're the [ __ ] man if you're the gamer if you're like a hardcore gamer they're like the best computer I've been doing the 3D one the 3D games uh portal I've been playing in 3D the laptop is insane we got these you [ __ ] we got an 18 you got an 18inch which is insane it's it's pretty much like an IMAX that that you can fold up I got a 17inch uh and it's pretty cool man the the the the keyboards are all light up different colors uh it's huge resolution and it's really smooth for playing gaming uh I'm doing I'm pretty much using it just for gaming now yeah that's the only reason to use it I mean they're they're monster computers if you're a hardcore gameer and there's people like you know oh alen wear is like super expensive and they are it's not it's not that bad it's not cheap man guess look if you want a um if you want a builtup computer you know it could be expensive but that's just but not compared to Mac prices Mac's still pretty expensive I I realized cuz I went to alien wees but it's high quality [ __ ] I mean that's why if you want if you build it together yourself you could probably build it for cheaper but uh I'm I'm not building anything myself man I'm a grown man cool like that yeah it doesn't have the that
well those laptops are special those are those are [ __ ] cool items to have around but uh mhm but the reason why we're we so we're not supported we're not sponsored by Alienware we're supporting uh MMA we're actually sponsored by a company called punch what is it punch trunk Sucker Punch suck Punch Sucker Punch entertainment so that's where it's coming down from so that they they hooked us up with the deal on the Alienware computers and like I said we try to support uh people that support MMA and we try to support good companies which is why I always talk about CTO which is a [ __ ] awesome coconut juice from Thailand and I got a new case that they just sent me that has pulp in it I haven't [ __ ] with it yet I just got it today do me a favor I'm going to do this live do you have any c2o left in that that one right there yes I want you to take a sip of that and I want you to take a sip of this one I'm not drinking it after you drink please I'll wipe it off it off not good enough not good enough your mouth start stop stop don't want to do it not happening all right you want to be a woman too much no no this can feels weird to me oh you got a bad can you think I think so oh go get another one see if it tastes different I don't know I've never had a bad can from them is that something that happens maybe it's just you it's just your your reaction it's warm too do you like um this better than that uh non-pasteurized yeah oh it's warm you know what because one of them was loose which had been in my refrigerator for uh like weeks and the other one just got in the refrigerator right before the podcast started you just pull it out that that big package I just opened that that case see that case is not that's not cold yet this stuff is it's way better cold way better cold right yeah big difference it tastes like a completely different thing yeah you apparently they say that it's from Thailand the Thailand coconuts are the most uh delicious and sweet when it comes to their coconut water but uh if you can get fresh coconut juice like uh if you near Whole Foods you should try it's super expensive but God damn is it good it's delicious fresh coconut juice where it hasn't been pasteurized or homogenized just right out of the cocon but it doesn't last very long but man if
you get it there's a company called press Juicery that I use they're great man that's good sh pressed coconut juice is so delicious uh we're turning to you for conversation we're going to Vegas this weekend this weekend we never even broke down Silva versus sunnon I talked a little bit about it but we didn't get your do you think that Anders sil's gonna be a completely different fighter this fight I just don't [ __ ] know he could be yeah you wonder like me he was it was much easier to take down than I expected in the first fight and he does you know that's that is like a guy who's injured like he didn't want to try to stop the Tak down who knows maybe he's impossible to take down at this point that could happen I don't know about that maybe it's the whole thing is interesting when a guy fights injured you just don't know and Anderson is not a guy who's ever said he he fought different than he ever fought before and he's not a type of guy that makes excuses in the past like a lot of people don't know that he had double knee surgery just 5 weeks before he beat Travis lutter that's he you know that that's what his manager told me he told me I mean that's a crazy thing what he did he fought Travis lutter like right when you're supposed to like not even be back to training again yeah you know five weeks in so a guy who was willing to do that and not tell anybody he did you know beat Travis lutter a lot easier and more convincingly than he beat chel sunnon though so who knows who knows how much it really bothered him but he won the bottom line is he figured out a way to win and that's why it gets interesting because if he's healthy now and he doesn't have any injuries will he be able to stop the shot now you know will it be an easier fight for him or will it be the same [ __ ] thing he can't stop that power dou maybe sunon takes him down um maybe it's hard maybe it's easy but he takes him down and he and his passing is getting better what if he passes and arm triangles his ass what if he that could happen he's been working with Vinnie magalas exactly so and Vinnie says he might be trying to blow up cha but he says that he thinks that Chael has the ability to finish Anderson and I believe it any any wrestler at that
caliber has the ability to squeeze a neck they just got to focus on it just a little bit you focus on it if he just focused on arm triangles and re naked chokes and a guillotine just keep polishing that [ __ ] every day just keep drilling it slowly becoming dangerous with just those three and and of course you got to get really good at passing passing the guard is just as important as taking a guy down you got to get really good at passing can't pass the guard man all you have is ground and pound and dudes nullify that pretty easily now so you got to it seems like he's passing in his fast past few fights his passing is looking good and uh you know he got an armed trying well he controlled Bisping on the ground too which is really hard to do bisbing is very good defensively off his back yeah you know cha wasn't able to submit him but he controlled him for quite a while on the ground but what he did with uh Brian Stan was really impressive yeah he smushed that guy you look at that that's like some serious pressure his his arm triangle is super legit Brian Stan was defending the right way too but it was for no didn't matter he squeezes too hard when you get a good one of those things when a guy really develops a good one when they really get a feel for it especially when they were a big wrestler like a CH sunen guy who already has like a sick squeeze and a sick top game and sick balance and just knows how to crush things down they lock on to one technique like that man they become so dangerous even when you're even when you're defending you still can get submitted just crushes your [ __ ] head you know if that guy gets a hold of your head and arm you're done son you're done it's amazing how dudes like Cody McKenzie they just lock onto one [ __ ] technique and get so laser sharp at it they pull it off on everybody even though dudes know they're trying to pull it off they got obsessed with it they put a lot of numbers in you know that could happen with any technique he just focused on that Cody McKenzie's [ __ ] Guillotine is ridiculous it's ridiculous yeah I've never seen a guy what does he have like 11 wins by guillotine now something like that it's incredible incredible always chokes with the same arm always same thing with Marcelo he always chokes with his right arm it's
amazing yeah I'm I'm I'm still sad that Marcelo never uh got back into MMA he had uh one fight where he got cut and uh he had a hard time using the gloves had a hard time strangling a guy with those gloves on I guess it makes a big goddamn difference yeah and then the grease too you got to get used to that there's a big difference between ghe and no G and then there's a big difference between Rashard and no Rashard yeah that's right B difference it's not it's not the same thing it's way more slippy that's a good point man do you think that like when when you see guys in Abu Dhabi and and things along those lines do you think that they should be able to wear pants do you think they should be able to wear well ababi you can't wear pants you wear ghee pants V you could wear anything you want you could wear ghee if you wanted really yeah you could wear anything in Abu Dhabi and can your opponent grab that ghee um you know what there's there's some tournaments out there that have ridiculous rules that they just don't it's just the most ignorant [ __ ] out there it's amazing that it still exists like some tournaments they allow you to wear gee pants in a nog tournament but uh your opponent can grab them and control them but you can't grab and control shorts I say yeah let him control the pants but why can't I grab his shorts if he's grabbing my pants just cuz his his pants are shorter it makes zero sense if you're gonna allow someone to grab pants you should be able to grab shorts or don't allow it at all don't allow grabbing of anything it just seems weird if you uh have pants on and you have a ghee on you're allowed to grab it but if you just both are wearing shorts you're not allowed to grab it it's ridiculous it gets it gets tricky yeah it's it's stupid [ __ ] like that do you think they should have to that everybody should have to fight just skin on skin just valy tudo shorts and that's it no I think you should be able to wear anything you want I like the way the Japanese ran it if you want to come in with an aido ghe let them come in with an nikito G what happens is is the the boxing people that made all these rules they didn't understand what was exactly what was going on with jiu-jitsu they thought we're going to we're not going to give anybody an unfair Advantage so we're
going to take away the ghee because people they saw hoist choking out Ken Shamrock with his collar or with his sleeve but really in Japan you could wear anything you want and if the pants were that dangerous all the Brazilians would be wearing pants how come no no Brazilians are wearing pants except for hoist the pants aren't dangerous what they do is try to even out the playing field cuz people are wearing [ __ ] their uh uh Vaseline people are Vaseline Fighters are always greasing themselves up Strikers are you kidding they don't want to go out there and get strangled they're all putting on Grease the night before it's they're all greasing not all a lot though not all but a lot how are they doing it what do you think the the most common way they do it people like uh this is what I've heard is they'll take like cocoa butter and like sleep with it and then wash it off the next morning so your your skin appears to be dry and then when you start sweating it comes out of your pores that's you know if you're fighting a leg lock wizard you're going to shave your [ __ ] legs and grease up you know and and not only that not only that another thing that came from boxing that's that's what's up with all the Vaseline all over people's faces you don't think that gets all over their bodies a lot of times people get accused of greasing well Anderson is in fights wiped it off his face and under his chest well whether you do that or not when you're fighting in your grappling dude's touching your face touching your chin then he's touching your arm it's these guys are are have Baseline all over their body by the end of the fight yes so like that's a an unfair advantage to a striker mhm you know it's harder to get submissions we should be pushing to get more submissions you know in in professional football they push for more offense they change rules and adjust [ __ ] for more often same thing in basketball right so what you're saying is that if they wore just allowed to wear rash guards that would basically even up all the problems that we have with Greece if you want to you don't have to if you want to some people don't want to wear [ __ ] CU remember in in Japan you could wear anything you want and what the jiujitsu guys chose to wear is little tiny shorts they pants eventually went to pants yes
yes no pants top but pants on the bot but then he ended up fighting MMA with shorts shorts when he fought when he fought Matt Hughes that was once that was against well they didn't allow him to wear anything else yeah totally fact that pants are like Karate pants or ghee pants are not allowed or like tights like the way Aoki wears tights it's it's counterproductive for the sport you know it just let them well it would be a good way to counteract the idea that you know everybody's greasy yeah they are greasy people are greasy and if they're not they got Vaseline all over their face it's going to get all over their body and it makes it harder all that Vaseline all over your face makes it harder to pull off submissions late in the fight you mix that Vaseline with sweat and blood we should be like it would be like uh like Banning tights would be like Banning uh wide receivers wearing gloves in like rainy days snowy days they let them wear gloves so they could catch the ball more offense more drop balls means shitty play people get bored they want more high scoring right but that's not a person a Ball's not a person the problem is the idea is that someone should be able to have the best defense possible with two men with bare skin and if all a sudden one guy wearing some sticky clothes that allowed you get but it's okay and in the amateurs in California they let them wear rash guards it's no problem yeah in the amateurs you wear rash guards there's no problem what about change the game female female MMA fighters wear rash guards how is that okay it's unfortunate you know totally but like H how is that I mean how is that okay they have an unfair Advantage you should be allowed you should be allowed to wear rash cards I mean it works in female MMA it should we should allow it in the pros too what's the big deal it's just a Rashard it'd be nice people would come in with like tights and they look like little superhero characters it'd be cool like um Aoki was just as famous for the different crazy pantsy Wars he was for his fighting St I'm down for uh tights the only problem that I would have with the ghee is that you can use the ghee as a weapon you could Ezekiel choke the [ __ ] out of somebody and that doesn't feel right yes but again in Pride they allowed that but no but the there's
there's way more cons to Pros to wearing GES as far as the ghee experts the ghee experts said you know what yeah I could choke you out with my sleeve but dude can choke me out with my own collar so it's not even worth it you know what I mean you remember you remember when Yoshida fought ho yeah Yoshida fought ho and he said he was out and he wasn't out he lied totally made up the fact that he was out he's like he's he's not even barely choking him Ho's like foot was up and [ __ ] like there was no way he could have been out like his he was like holding his foot up and like he's out he's out and then like Ry stops and ho's like what the [ __ ] are you doing I ain't out yeah they totally Bamboozled him yeah there's a lot of Tom Foolery going on in Japan and that was with uh that was with a ghe you know he was wrapping him up in a ghee supposedly but again it's it's it's if it was an advantage to wear a ghee all the Brazilians coming over and fighting in Pride they'd all be wearing GES and ghee pants you know what I mean it's not an advantage it's amazing that ho chose to fight like that though yeah he he was but then when you watch like hixon's fights with Zulu he never wore a g he wor a little tight shorts yeah interesting in the long run the ghe has a disadvantage that's what the Brazilian are saying by not wearing it they're making that statement yeah that's kind of crazy when you stop and think about it there's this ancient outfit that people wear you know they've been wearing for how long Thousand Years who knows how many how many years have martial artists been wearing a ghee you know or in Taekwondo they called it dook you know and uh I don't know what is it called kimono is that what the Portuguese like to call it the Brazilians I think that's a Japanese word yes but they use the word kimono as well right yeah Japanese definitely call kimono but that's what but um that's what the Brazilian jiu-jitsu guys refer to it right yeah yeah we didn't accept kimona we took ghe isn't that weird when it got over here it became a ghee it went from being kimono to the Brazilian Japanese kimono Brazilian kimono ghe and the Brazilians didn't call it ghee I don't know I think Americans don't Americans uh very rarely call it kimonos and when they do you know
they're a serious Jiu-Jitsu dork you know somebody asks you what brand kimono do you wear oh you serious Jiu-Jitsu dork you know some dudes just get so caught up in jiujitsu man it's just like it's so much fun when you first start tapping guys it becomes so much fun that some guys just completely lose their [ __ ] and just just dive into it yeah I was a Jiu-Jitsu [ __ ] freak I was thinking about getting one of those Americans are so into it I loved Brazil went to Brazil in 2000 again in 2003 I [ __ ] loved anything Brazilian anytime a Brazilian was fighting an MMA he could be fighting a Mexican I don't give a [ __ ] I'm going for the Brazilian I'm oh I was so hardcore I would have got a tattoo of a Brazilian flag on my back with that ODI Progresso thing on it I would considered that [ __ ] that is a dope that was Hardcore dope logo the brail that mean what do that mean ODI Progresso uh like maybe uh my guess is uh oath promise to progress I don't know something like that fun country man brail F they're the only country that shuts down for a month to party yeah it's beautiful man there people down there are really fun man really enjoy doing the UFC's down there the audiences are like nothing you've ever seen in your life in between fights they were doing the wave and screaming and cheering I mean like the level of passion that the Brazilian fans have it's not no one's close no one is close not Americans we've been everywhere we've been [ __ ] everywhere no one's close Brazilians smash everybody with loyalty uh um celebration you know singing yeah even in in Jiu-Jitsu tournaments I I went to Brazil in 2000 for the worlds and it was it wasn't at of like a giant place it was kind of like at an old beat up kind of Arena like a mini beat up Arena it was like a wasn't that great and those [ __ ] had drums and [ __ ] they had all these chant it was like a high school gym and they were going nuts they would have crushed cheerleaders they would have [ __ ] them up do you remember um um when we were in Abu Dhabi and they started singing in the mid like jaare was fighting and someone started they started like they got songs man yeah they're singing and pounding on the tables or the the chairs like drums I mean it's amazing man they they got into
it to the point where it was like it was like you were like it was like a you you're privileged to be there like you didn't know that there was a place like this you didn't know that this was that this was something that was going on out there in the world you watching these badass Jiu-Jitsu guys fight and then these Brazilian guys are singing and and dancing in the [ __ ] crowd it's crazy and do you think it's a coin Ence that Brazil may be the only country or the only country part of the UN I don't know exactly but Brazil is super rare in the they go against un drug policies and make iasa legal it's legal there you think that has I mean I hear that in Brazil and I could be wrong but I saw this in the documentary it could be [ __ ] but they that a lot of people give there's like an iow there's an iasa uh Christian religion that's kind of like a mesh of both and they give iasa to babies they give iasa when you're 14 to prevent alcoholism somehow if you have um iasa in your system before alcohol or maybe even after some in some way it does something to your brain or somehow spiritually I don't know but it keeps you from being an alcoholic a waste case and Brazil's like [ __ ] it iasa is legal [ __ ] and who parties harder than Brazil who celebrates Ates more than Brazil those guys are [ __ ] insane I'm sure it has to have some impact but marijuana is illegal there it's really uh really illegal it's not good at all got to be you know got to be careful but it is it is illegal but a lot of Brazilian jiu-jitsu players they they smoke weed you know very popular in Jiu-Jitsu but it's like you got to have to deal with some you know people that are selling illegal drugs you know and the weed is [ __ ] down there too I think South America just all together [ __ ] we it's unfortunate it's ridiculous and it's uh it's hopefully one day I mean can you imagine if Brazil had medical marijuana oh my God if if Brazil had legalized weed on top of the way they rock it right now on top of the greatest crowds of all time on top of the most insane beaches you look out see islands and [ __ ] dudes are selling coconuts if they had weed for free too I mean legal weed yeah it' be the most ridiculous country of all time it's weird how cultures just grow up and it's a lot of it is depending on how bad where you
live sucks you couldn't have a lifestyle like Brazil if you lived in Iceland like [ __ ] you got to go out and kill a whale okay it's [ __ ] we're going to freeze to death okay we need some food we need to batten down the hatches we need to not in Brazil you don't have to batten down the hatches it's awesome out even in the winter it's awesome so what do they do they they they [ __ ] party they it's totally cool it's totally Brazilian and totally cool not to be like on a like a strict schedule they love just say hey you know when you're in Brazil hi Mach told me this when I went to Brazil the first time we kept telling him like we got to do this we're going to do that go relax in Brazil there is no time there's no time in Brazil I'm like whoa these guys do whatever the [ __ ] they want to do whenever they want to do it it's all about having fun there's a dude that I met down there that was uh I think he's a Machado black Bel I forget his name I I apologize but he was telling me that he moved back there in uh the late '90s he moved in Brazil and uh just started living there and he just just loved it and he said the the one thing that you got to get used to though is like when you need something fixed like good luck you need to do the show up at your house at a certain time well he might show up you know but you know [ __ ] happens I remember in in the early 90s when Jiu-Jitsu blew up because of Hoy Gracie because of the UFC a lot of Brazilians started [ __ ] making the move and opening up shop and taking territories henzo went to New York Hal went to San Francisco the machados went to Southern California Southern California everyone was just like it's like the gold rush for Brazilian jiu-jitsu yeah everybody came here right I mean you think about how many highlevel Jiu-Jitsu schools are in California hell yeah they're all coming to California nuts they're all coming and Miami you know yeah they want that nice weather they want the nice weather they want the surfing but they still go to Toronto Brazilians are lers man they'll [ __ ] relocate to yeah there's some there's some spots that is wide open but you know you really want to open shop in Wisconsin or something want to go to m they hang for a while cuz like even Salo and Shi went to Ohio for
a while they went but there's only so much a Brazilian could could do in Hawaii or in Ohio so they said [ __ ] it they came to San Diego well um like uh what's his name um uh Nepal Gabriel Gonzaga he's in Western Massachusetts man it's cold as [ __ ] out there yeah Brazilians like big difference CU Marcelo went to New York and then he went to Florida and they said [ __ ] it he don't like the the weather in Florida he went back he loves New York man well New York is if you're a thinking person and Marcel is a thinking person New York is much more stimulating more stimulating people Florida's nice and everything like that but godamn like the the mean intelligence level in Florida henzo owns [ __ ] New York though henzo [ __ ] owns New York dude he is the Godfather he's like John Gotti of Jiu-Jitsu there man he owns that [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah he's got he's got a ridiculous number of students and he's making some serious bank man that guy and he's he's one of the nicest guys on the Planet uhhuh you know what I mean he's [ __ ] he's on Twitter all the time just spreading positivity you know is Marcelo on Twitter yeah he's on Twitter not as much as henzo henzo is on Twitter [ __ ] I'm like isn't it like 5 in the morning in New York right now he's still like just twittering all just positive [ __ ] henzo is just positive positive positive he's he's a bad where where are they uh how far away are they from each other henzo school and Marcel school they're really close they're both in Manhattan really close but Marcel also has a very successful school too but henzo I think henzo he's been around forever henzo Marcelo is much more recent but Marcelo has that Josh wein dude that chess wizard that was um I met him last time I was in New York really cool guy I exchanged some emails with him Marcel's guys are [ __ ] so cool he's um the guy that they base the movie Searching for Bobby Fisher and uh he was a chess genius spent all his life doing that and then he got into martial arts initially got into Kung Fu and then I think he was doing push hands like those push competitions and then he got into Jiu-Jitsu and fell in love with it and started breaking moves down sort of the same way in a disciplined approach the way he learned to play chess you know because they learned to like think of moves and chains and progressions and so
he broke it down as a discipline you know and made that MJ uh mg in action website and uh he's got all the different techniques labeled up and you have that same [ __ ] going on too at uh at 10thplanetjj ju-jitsu decom right you can go there and you have it set up where you have all the different moves and techniques and someone doesn't even have to like train here they can learn your [ __ ] online and then bring it to a local Jiu-Jitsu gym and practice it I release episodes of it's a show called mastering the system I release one every few weeks and has every technique that I teach at my school I put it up online for $4.99 so yeah it's an amazing resource for someone who lives somewhere like say if you're stuck somewhere and they they don't have uh any high level Jiu-Jitsu you can get together with your friends and you can start a club you know you could you could you know get a certain amount of people and and maybe they have mats at the YMCA when I was a kid the YMCA had mats like you could you could set some mats up and you could start a club there's so many guys out there so many Romans they're getting two or three of their friends putting mats in their garage and study studying Marcelo you can study you know the Mendes brother study Andre gal you can get mastering the system put it all together and and have some [ __ ] fun and then they'll take trips sometimes like a lot of these guys will come in and you know they'll train in Manhattan for a week you know that's what George St Pierre did when he was young went to henzo and trained there or they'll go to Jean ja or they'll go to your Jim you know we're in Burbank now folks if you if you were looking for the Legends uh went under due to unforeseeable circumstances so uh if you want to learn some 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu you have to go to our 10th Planet Burbank location which is on Burbank Boulevard what is the exact add 4130 West Burbank Boulevard and it's a Blue Dragon Martial Arts Academy if you see the blue Dragon Martial Arts Academy Big 10 yeah big 10th Planet logo right there but if you drive it on the street there's a white sign that like sticks out so if you find that that's what you can learn from Hed learn to get the CH we're going to have a good time this weekend man it's going to be fun some crazy ass fights
it's going to be wild Fu [ __ ] yeah man party time all right you dirty [ __ ] this has been a long and disjointed podcast and we apologize for it Brian you really got to get your [ __ ] together because you can't do any of the things you can I make a request can I make a request Joe yeah sure can I just dropped a new song and uh I want to play it for you right now is it too late we have like four minutes till it ends yeah we only have three hours on a recording okay you can play it afterwards we'll stop and come back afterwards okay we do that so we'll stop and come back and it it will be a supplemental to the podcast ladies and gentlemen the Eddie Bravo song all right you freaks next week we got a lot of [ __ ] going on we got Tommy Chong coming up we got Kevin Pereira Adam Kesh from Adam and versus the man and honey honey and uh we we don't know if we might have to move some people around that's a lot might have to do honey honey a little earlier in the day and then uh next week we got Aubrey who's returning from Peru another psychedelic adventur then we got Bobo from Finding Bigfoot I am very excited about that one when's that cat cat V vond oh she's uh she's emailing me we're going back and forth we're going to figure it out you Kat Von D responded to me on Twitter today and I I gushed like a little child um this this weekend if you're going to see the UFC I'm going to be also doing a show uh Doug Loves movie taping at pal station on Sunday and Doug Loves movies for those who don't know is the um podcast of uh the I heard grumpy Doug Benson Doug Benson also got grumpy I got an Afterparty Saturday night at the cat house at the Luxor it's a 10th planet after party after the UFC cat house Luxor everybody's in invited what is the the cat house it's a it's a small Lounge I wanted a place where we could have get everybody in you know if we would did Haze or something like excess like those clubs you only get 10 guys in you you know it's it gets crazy I wanted to I put together a party where I made sure that all my 10 planet people because there's going to be a bunch of them there this weekend they could all get into one spot without any trouble and you know they got a bar there they got music it's just for 10 Planet family any any anybody that that's uh down you know you don't have to be you don't have
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