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the Joe Rogan experience. It looks like you just have a huge marble. I've never understood the paperweight market. I've probably had in my life maybe 10 paper weights. I don't think I've had 10. And but I've never had a bit where I've like my paper has been so out of control. I just I just shut windows. You know what I mean? Like I'm a window shutter. I I see that as an easier fix than just paper blowing everywhere or and plus there's so many outside like in your yard if you really needed something to wake down. This is one. A book is one. Anything's one. Like these people who who made us think that it's an actual invention that like we'll build an actual glass object with a spindly thing in the middle. Yeah. And then everybody else was like, "Oh [ __ ] we got to get involved with that market." Right. God damn. Man, we got to jump on that globe. I wonder I wonder if it's patented where they say patented. You say you say patented. Could be patented. Yeah, that's what we did. I say patented. Is that how you would say it? Is that true? I think that's how I would say it, but I still think that's the wrong way to say it in my accent. I just think it was me speaking like a [ __ ] I don't think it was I don't think it was anything to do with being Australian. It's so bizarre how similar Australians are to Americans, even though like, you know, you guys have a a different accent. You know, the accent's a little a little odd for us. You know, I think we're sim similar to the British person. You are as well. But I mean, it's it's amazing how you go there. What when by the way uh the way I mean it, it's like you just could fit right in. The the accent melts after a day and that's just what people sound like. And it seems like you're in America. Well, I don't notice the American accent now on anybody at all. It's only when I have to do an audition and they make me do the American accent that I get a bit shitty with the whole thing. Oh, do they do that? They you make you change your voice for Yeah. And like I [ __ ] up one audition. I got a couple of callbacks and then I said the word uh I said I said I went to the zoo and I saw a zebra. I still said zebra in Whoa. Whoa. Listen to the way he just said that. I still said it in an American accent but with British phrasing and they freaked
the [ __ ] out. I need to hear more of this American voice. That was a creepy voice, dude. Why Why is that so creepy? What What are we going to do for Dude, that is creepy as [ __ ] You talking with an American voice. That is creepy. Like I say that I'm sort of I wouldn't say synonymous with, but I say [ __ ] a lot on stage and people always want me to say [ __ ] like when they have photos afterwards and it talk American right now. In my accent if I say [ __ ] it's it sounds great. But even when I say [ __ ] as an American, I go well that's a bit harsh. Dude, you sound like a totally different human when you put on that American accent. Look at that [ __ ] [ __ ] over there. Come on. You would never think that's Jim Jeff. There's no way I would think that's you. I know. But that's the thing is you called me up. That would freak me the [ __ ] out. I'm tell you right now, don't do that. Just cuz I sound gay. Is that the No, it doesn't sound gay at all. It sounds I just want to speak to you very quickly. We have a few problems here right now. It sounds vaguely [ __ ] up. Like you you you It doesn't sound right. It sounds really good though. It's so close to like a real person but yet not. I'm like there's something affected about this. Do an accent Joe. I want to hear you in an Australian. I can't do it. You can't even make a deal like a fake one. I don't know how to do it. I would have actually wasn't bad. Fake one over there. Joe, put another See, we don't say [ __ ] [ __ ] We don't We don't I do more English. Well, mine mine's 50/50 cuz I lived in England for 10 years. But we don't say the word we don't say the word shrimp. This is like Americans call prawn shrimp. We call them prawns, right? Paul Hogan does that [ __ ] commercial where he goes, "All right, we'll throw another shrimp on the barbie for you." Like that, right? And now that's like synonymous with Australians when that's not even a word we say. I have people yell that out at American gigs. Like when I'm on stage going, "Do the shrimp thing." I'm like, "What the [ __ ] off, man?" Isn't it weird how many like crazy personalities have come out of Australia? Like the crocodile hunter, Paul Hogan, crocodile Dundee. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He He was Diana. Yeah.
Crocodile. Crocodile Dundee was your guy. He lives around here somewhere, does he? Paul. Yeah. Kangaroo Jack. They only did a couple of those Crocodile Dundes, though, and then they were done. I would have thought that could have been like some Indiana Jones type [ __ ] No. No. They did a third. You did the third. The third one's appalling. The third one's almost straight to DVD. And it's and it's like cuz the whole idea was the Crocodile Dundee went from Australia in the outback of Australia to New York and it's like what the [ __ ] he going to do? This is such a different place. He can survive out there, but he can't survive here. So that happened for the first two films. Then for the third film, you think, let's send him to another country like Britain or somewhere else that's different. It's Crocodile Dundee in LA. Now, the thing is, he's been living since the last Crocodile Dundee film. He's been living in New York for over a decade and then he gets to LA and he doesn't know what's going on. Like, it's too alarming for him. Like, what are all these people wearing sunglasses for? This is weird. Jeez, these women's breasts are too big. Like, it's it's not a great film. And in the end, he becomes an animal trainer uh for the movies and he foils a robbery. An animal. Actually, now I look back on it, it's a great film. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] You ready to record? It's recording. Oh, it is already. Yeah. What the [ __ ] son?