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on he's on like angel dust so he doesn't feel it is that what's Happening Here do they have something they can can they hold on to him like can you five guys can't they wrestle this dude to the ground like it seems like it seems like they're having a good time [ __ ] out that's the myth of like or not the myth but the the grand thing about yeah angel dust that's the one thing they say like you know people are broken out of handcuffs you know if that's the case people need to revisit that [ __ ] that one particular issue because uh angel I had a friend who had his finger bitten off man it wasn't that was just the straw dude you know what I mean that was just the straw camel's back was damn near snapped at that point I was living on that side of the world I was like part of IC Ryan Syndicate I was running through so it was like I knew the hatred for the police was was that was like I was I was you know normal what was it like rolling around with those guys it you know what the thing was is like in a weird way I was just so oblivious to it that I you know cuz I was treated as you know like I was a member of the crew I was already like rap kid and it was like you know I you know as long as I showed up and had the balls to be somewhere I felt like I was cool there you know what I mean I was like all right I was I never I wasn't into gang banging or anything I was never flagging anywhere I was you know but and I was you know and I always you know knew a few key people that would be like oh yeah oh he knows that dude all right dude I was a huge ice tea fan I used to get so like they You by Like You cast ice would say things like you know yeah man you know you're white man everybody here either thinks you're crazy for being here or you're a cop so you're good you're good [ __ ] toight that was one yeah well you know what man his his best [ __ ] well I think colors is one of his best songs ever that is one of the best like theme songs for a movie representative of what was going on in that movie that that that song just [ __ ] nailed it that was right place right time right dude you know mean whoever whoever picked him for that it was the right you know they everybody made the right decision that day it's the rap version of Live and Let Die kind of that's a good f mean living Let Die
is a theme song for a movie right but it's a badass [ __ ] song I mean I me oral Pur for I believe Paul McCartney made it for the movie unless it was just a [ __ ] just a coincidence that he had a song called Live and Let Die and it was A7 movie let's see okay let's let's find out we need to find out Paul McCartney weird are you a fan of Paul McCartney uh I mean as a songwriter how could you not be you know I mean I mean the guy's written a lot of amazing songs you know you you you know you aspire to write that many well songs you know he was a beast you know I mean I think there's like cuz he seemed like such a nice guy I think like some more hardcore people don't give that guy the credit he deserves like like for me like if you look at the Beatles you break them down it's like Paul John lennin wrote the more ethereal kind of weirdo kind of songs or like more government related protesty kind of stuff Paul McCartney wrote the stuff about love and life and everyday things you know what I mean and like turned them into poetry kind of thing you know that's you know I think they I love them both different ways me too I perfectly said he was commissioned specifically for this movie and credited to McCartney his wife Linda it reunited the former Beatles producer George Martin who both produced the song and arranged the orchestral break it was all done for uh for that movie it's like one of the most successful like movie theme songs ever cuz it was a real song yeah and then Guns and Roses recut it sold 10 million rord time I mean that's a [ __ ] badass your movie making1 million no matter what just with that song on it you know it can't go wrong and then B on the Run that's like that's a crazy song that's like two songs in one you know like you you listen to the beginning of it and then when the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the Sun God damn Paul McCartney I mean that that's a beautiful [ __ ] song it's a work of art and good drugs oh [ __ ] yeah he hadd seen everything there is he saw the full mandala he saw that happen as as he fell into the sun he saw that happen well the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun damn you know he had to have seen
all that that's a old I can hear the colors I can hear the colors man yeah you can't write something like that unless you've seen something like that you can't fake that lyric the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the Sun what the [ __ ] the first one test said to the second one there I hope you're having fun that is as psychedelic as a lyric Ever can get without being like ponderous you know what I mean without being like blatantly obvious you're trying to be like trippy like that is just there's that's a perfect lyric well the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun and the first one said to the second one there I hope you're having fun what kind of [ __ ] are you on son it's acid for real it has to be right doses of it it's such a Trippy lyric he was so that band was so instrumental in opening people's minds to the ideas of Altered States Of Consciousness because they were so into like meditation and you know there was always hanging out with weird gurus and [ __ ] they were freaky dudes man and they started off like these really sweet guys from England with cute haircuts making Girls scream and then somewhere along they morphed into this like spiritual injection machine you know like if you go like to The White Album like some like you if you became a fan of The Beatles you became a fan of like very strange alternate ways of thinking you know yeah you saw at the time yeah I mean if you if you were a fan morphing with them yeah you had to be pretty open-minded yeah you know but luckily the music was just really good so it helped a lot well I think that you have to be that good you have you could say some really really stupid [ __ ] on a bed of music that sounds good I mean and that proof is all around us today yeah all around us all around us always will be but I think to be that good you have to get crazy and I think they got crazy they just went everywhere they just went with it and there's no way you know you can't it's that's not a regular dude regular dude's not going to make that song it's not it's literally not possible like the the Mind does not work that way if you're you got to be some crazy dude out there wearing robes hanging out with dudes in tobet for real
you got a really and be a perfectionist you got to have gurus and [ __ ] Indian dudes with white beards and they tell you freaky [ __ ] but also the cats didn't have the benefits of computer technology man they had to be good at all of the [ __ ] they were doing yeah totally true yeah and now days a guy could grab this guitar completely out of tune like strumm it on it a little bit and and literally in the in the Box make it sound like he was doing something do you think that that cheapens music or is it just give an artist more tools um is it obvious when it cheapens it I I think it could it could do either you know it's a double it's a double-edged sword I mean but you know but when it's just used like to blatantly like suck the light we talk about something like you know like we'll we'll listen to old records that were like sampled and made into hip-hop records like like before we go on I like to listen to a lot of old music when we play so we'll listen to the old versions of stuff and then we'll put on new versions and new versions even though they're sampled or using pieces of that old versions they don't have the grease because it's not alive there's not Five Guys locking up playing it it's like a machine here's a piece piece piece and then we repeat that piece piece piece and then we repeat that peace peace peace it's like sucks the life out of things sometimes you know what I mean it's it's good for I mean like for Club Music if you're just making like drum machine Club Music G type type [ __ ] or or hip-hop you know what I mean like you know it sounds good in clubs but it's not you know it's not really it doesn't have no grease you know the first time I ever saw a rapper in a club was in Mexico I saw ludicrous perform in Mexico he was like an hour late you know like that's early that's early for a rapper everybody's like waiting for the show to start but damn man when he when he did it and it was like complete short attention span rap like he never really finished a rap he just went from one rap to the other and like shortened shortened the songs up and I was like that's kind of crazy I'm like how often do they do that and my friend was like they always do that at hip-hop shows and I go why and he goes they just don't want to give anybody any
breaks no no chance to like think that things are common down no chance like just just go go go they're like it's a different it's a different environment than playing a record plus you never know when when you play clubs like when it's just all going to go wrong anyways you want to get the bulk of your set in so you you know you're getting paid well does that the case in like rap shows in general just like no it's just like that's the energy the energy of a rap show is it's different than unless you know you got rappers and and certain casts that use bands now but it's like when you go and you see a show that has a band there's things to see and watch and wonder about and like wow these wow that sound and these guys are all doing crazy thing you know but when it's like just a DJ and a rapper that could get boring real quick just watching it so yeah they just got to hit you and hit you and hit you and hit you with like it's medal time is really what it is it's all about the medal in hip-hop you and plus it's like a ringtone generation so they want to you know most of them only know the song up until the ringtone cuts off wow what does that say about what does that say about us I'm serious it's but it's true look I mean that's you get about a minute and a half or something I think with or a minute of a ringtone you know that's that's basically what they when you I I occasionally DJ like a club here and there in Vegas when you know when when they throw out a couple dollars and I say I'm bored enough and it's because I think it's fun but I don't think I ever get out of a first verse of a record well very rarely and it's usually a classic like Dr Dre you know uh next episode or something like that or you know jump around or you know not to you know to my horn I'm just saying it's usually a classic record like that you can get away with playing a few verses of otherwise it's just like kind of like one hook one verse one hook one let's get out and get to the next thing for because it's that's the dance they want to dance they want to move they want to just always be like oh they always want to be like the next song came on yeah wow the party's got to be beginning like every five minutes so it's different than than doing your songs just in a in a live session like you're doing a
totally me do an acoustic show I take my [ __ ] sweet time about it man and I and I I you know I might even start mumble in while I drink whiskey and wind up telling a story I never meant to tell in the first place or something you know what I mean right it's a different thing what do you like better um rap shows were are and were fun I did plenty of them but I I enjoy what I do I like playing music I like locking in with people and other musicians and US creating like they play my songs the way they should be played but if you listen enough like think different things happen every night and we're all fitting in with different you know without without changing the song there's things going on that I'm you know I'll be like oh I saw what you did right there and oh we all or we'll all just black out and Zone in some other place and it's trans transcend transcendental is that the right word Transcendent transcend Transcendent you know I mean you just kind of it's the energy of the music I like that a little bit better I you know hip-hop is the energy is kind of a one it's kind of a steady heavily angry even in even when it's like trying to be slowed down in love songs they're like heavily angry towards towards the women they're talking about long as my [ __ ] love me [ __ ] love me [ __ ] love me it's like okay I I mean I I'm sit here and I'm I have that on in the car and I'm like oh this is a funny cool song I like it it's cool but it's like when I think about it's like if I would have like sang that to like abroad you as long as my [ __ ] love me and [ __ ] I don't know who knows maybe then I would send sell 10 million records I don't know maybe that should be my next effort maybe you're just too happy and successful maybe we need to tune in to pissed off people that are [ __ ] I'm pretty pissed off yeah that the aggression of rap music is like I mean there's like no there's never been an an art form where people bragged about like killing people and killing the police and like you know just running around making millions of dollars on do that little bit of Johnny Cash punk rock man there was some punk rock [ __ ] that was pretty out there that's
true well I was exposed to that I for whatever reason never had any desire to listen to any punk rock I always I mean it's totally Prejudice but I always Associated everybody who was like a punk rock lover with like misplaced anger and I was like just I don't have time for this I got to get away from like for real I've never I listen like and it's totally ignorant I completely agree I mean like admit it but you ever listen to like The Clash or any of that kind of yeah I guess is that punk rock the cbba is that punk well that they there's arguments that that's their most pop stuff you know I just thought it was great music it was I mean London Calling and uh you know but they lots of songs like The Guns of Brixton and all kinds of stuff about I mean what is punk though I don't understand it I just I always associated with people with their hair like all spiked up and you know looking a stomp around and [ __ ] I feel like Punk is like a DIY thing like it's like the sentiment you're going to put that out there before you even know how to play You're just like hey look I I want to do a song I can't play like all those like Guitar Gods back in the day so instead I'm going to just plug in turn up and like I know two two chords hey here's a song that's it is that really all Punk is that's all it is so it's [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] it's a it's [ __ ] with like balls [ __ ] with balls and like like the mentality you know cuz like they couldn't play as good the purest American music yeah well actually you know because it kind of started some people argue it started in England but is well yeah the attitude of the of of [ __ ] with balls yes that's that's it's that's why it's so American it's so beautiful is that American music or is but a lot of people turn it into into into art too you know what I mean like you know I mean Black Flag which is produced Henry Rollins and all cats like that you know and you know I mean then there's you got there's the spectrum is wide too cuz there's people back used to call GG Allen that's [ __ ] on people [ __ ] that just like he come in and throw himself through a glass window and take a [ __ ] on stage eat some andow the my God yeah what the [ __ ] it wasn't even about the music but it was
punk rock you know Punk is like an umbrella you know it's like hip-hop you know there's like art Punk art Punk fashion so it's an expression a rebellion and admitting that you're or accepting and and sort of being enthusiastic about the fact that you're rebelling against the system I was from the BBS so I took it as a bunch of like Angry BBS kids that couldn't like do [ __ ] and express anything so instead they just like you know it was just like anger like what you said misplace anger but it seeps into politics and [ __ ] like that right right right yeah yeah punk is a weird thing see I wasn't really a part of punk as a scene when it was happening I learned about it later you know what I mean and I kind of so I I look at it from a standpoint of the Bands not the like fans you know what I mean there was a lot of smart bands you know fugazi and stuff like that fug the whole DC scene Bad Brains is like responsible for like half of the hardcore music you so what like if would you like hardcore bands like you know I'll guarantee you any of them somewhere so if not them whoever influenced them was influenced by Bad Brains Bad Brains was the first band to play fast that like Fast Punk sound black people that but could play and they were like like reggae looking rosta farai dudes playing hardcore like punk music it was it it was Ill is Suicidal Tendencies is that punk yes yeah okay well I love those dudes that song bring me down you can't bring me down God damn is that a good workout song there's good music yeah t of like just that's aggressive [ __ ] song there's a ton of like just whatever but there's some really good stuff out there punk rock old punk rock Punk doesn't even exist anymore really you know anything that call your punk now it's kind of just like a marketing employ or trying or trying to be what Punk once was in my opinion H but if you're doing Blues are you trying to be what Blues once was absolutely everybody is absolutely so it's not just I mean that's like saying okay if I try to make Blues am I really [ __ ] like some Delta [ __ ] cotton picker [ __ ] no I'm I'm emulating something yeah but but you're a dude who's lived but I'm just saying it's like you got at the purest form of what that music and where it came from it's like no I'm not that guy that invented
you know I didn't invent that is a Formula that was there long before me and I'm just kind of using it to express myself you know what I mean yeah but it's still you're doing Blues you know and punk and it's and it's and it's when it was happening was an original thing it hadn't been seen or done before and why can't they still do Punk they do I'm just saying it's not still you can still I a seen I ain't seen nothing that was that put this way I ain't seen nothing new punk rock right everything that calls itself punk rock is like kind of a retro version of what used to be punk rock you know but I'll tell you the most punk rock thing I've seen in a long long [ __ ] time I watch ass no no I watched the [ __ ] documentary on those [ __ ] Riot chicks oh those [ __ ] are crazy I py Rangers they are gangsters man in the courts and right in the face of the Russian government them broads stood tall I like yo whatever you want to feel about them you know I think what they should all that [ __ ] was just you know that's gangster that's they they said something they did it they stood for it they didn't even fold up it's pretty gangster it was crazy I was like wow you know at a certain point in time you you have to realize that these things that you're calling churches are weird patterns of behavior that were established by people thousands of years ago and they have literally nothing to do with God if there is a God without a doubt it has nothing to do with the bizarre behavior of these people that are claiming to represent him and no one person can be represented by God or whatever the idea of God is better than you can we're we're all supposedly in this together and as soon as you have leaders and people who are in charge of organizations with very specific rules you've missed the boat completely you know you're you're you're in some weird cultish sort of a thing that's just what the [ __ ] it is you know people don't want to say that they don't want to believe that but that's just what the [ __ ] it is you know so when you when you limit people like that and you you you box them up like that it's a it's a dangerous thing it's always going to be a dangerous thing it's always going to be a dangerous thing control people mhm like you can't you got people got to just be nice to each other you can't be
like the eventually we're going to figure out these borders are [ __ ] eventually we're going to look at all the borders all over the go whoa whoa whoa whoa why the [ __ ] can why can't we just go over there why can't anybody go wherever the [ __ ] they want would that Force everybody to even out the economic situation of the world if people could just completely travel freely like one of the reasons why you can have ghettos is because you can keep them there you know if people could just go wherever the [ __ ] they wanted to go they would just go wherever the money is people from Mexico would just start walking into America and then you're gonna have to deal with that you're gonna have to deal with the fact that you're connected to a third world country and people from Canada are going to have our [ __ ] sneaking into their borders and they going go okay we got to tighten down the [ __ ] fences here what's going on we got these crazy [ __ ] Americans Canada fences are pretty tight buddy they are right now they are right now if they open it up I caught a gun charge in 1992 I like just started getting in again like this year would what you have to do to get in uh jump through some hoops pay some money yeah I had a friend who who got pulled over for a gun and it wasn't even illegal he was legally in possession of a gun and every time he goes to Canada they pull him to that room and they sit him down they ask him 100 questions they don't take gu but if you would have got caught with 10 PBS of weed they don't trip that hard though go ahead 10 lbs yeah go ahead up in we're not worried about that can you even smoke that much weed before it goes bad sure can you 10 PBS of weed Die Trying how many how many years is that of weed that's a few years of weed right got to be three weeks for it's got to be unless you're just crazy Joey Diaz could smoke a pound a year more than that I'm trying to figure yeah how much you how much is a pound I'm thinking of like an ounce 16 o and then I'm thinking of 16 o in a pound that's not that much you could smoke 160 o you could smoke that in a few months if you were going Joey Diaz style I've never even held a pound yet neither have I I don't want to be around a pound if you're around a pound you're around nowadays like an ounce nowadays would
probably last me a couple months but back in the day that would that would have been it would it would have been about a week like to the head just for me a pound no an ounce oh Jesus CH so it would have took me 160 weeks to smoke 10 lbs yeah I probably did that I probably smoked 10 lbs in 160 weeks that makes sense 52 weeks a year that makes sense I can do an ounce a month yeah that totally makes sense that sounds wow that's really brilliant calculations actually that sounds like that's like some serious weed economics you broke it down probably exactly that's no exaggeration in that there was no you know there's no hyperbole not cuz it was part of the money I was I got to have this week is all right 400 for the ounce of weed you know what I mean and yes every week that was every week that was like my lone shark almost thing I cuz sometimes I'd go in and be like give me three and I'll get you next week and you know so you had to be steady with you do you see the the changes that are happening right now about with weed well we just did a thing in Seattle called Hempfest and it is wide the [ __ ] open up there dog we went to a what was it called a dab bar yeah dab SP dab bar something where they like do the waxy like bong hit [ __ ] but it was like a open bar open like open like to the public oh so crazy is that a picture of it dude it was like along the Waterfront a thre mile long Festival cops were handing out Doritos and [ __ ] oh yeah my friend voodo chicken told me about that what is that sitting in the dress room 50 joints oh my God that's a lot of pot Hemp Fest dude you showed me a picture of a doorknob that's looks like a doorknob look at it all those joints it looks like a doorknob that would be actually a cool doorknob if you take a photo of that and recreate it perfectly it's a lot of [ __ ] joints well it's a big like tin of joints and it looks like a door knob sitting on a door you got yeah that's my joint door the pictures the picture is unusual because there's a wooden door that looks like it's like the uh the table looks looks like a wooden door so this box on it looks like a doorknob a lot of goddamn joints yeah I would get nervous I'd run out of the room if you had that like that's too much we're going to
they're going to get busted for selling that's like if you have more than a certain amount they were just slanging weed they do not give they give zero [ __ ] up in Seattle Seattle's a beautiful place I love it up there it's one of my favorite cities ever it's like they have to deal with some [ __ ] because of the the stinky weather in the winter but you know just the the roads don't really ice up you know you got a lot I think they're just cool with anything that's going to keep [ __ ] from jumping on Windows and [ __ ] like that you well they're also really smart up there it's a really smart city like per capita very unusually smart isn't it still one of the higher suicide rates just cuz of the weather and what not without a doubt without a doubt does not make you happy does not make you happy great a lot yeah a lot a lot but that [ __ ] builds character yeah makes cred makes it build character drugs nah not necessarily might make you just a little more expressive I don't know you felt if you felt trapped in it though man like see guys like you and me we could always be like [ __ ] this I'm going I'm going to San Diego I'm or I'm going to Hawaii or I'm going for a week yeah I'm out yeah you can do that yeah that and people who live there they say if you can schedule a vacation you go in the winter and you go somewhere where it's sunny period you know you don't do anything goofy you know you don't go somewhere that's shittier than where you're at you don't go somewhere cold you go to the beach [ __ ] that's what you do never thought of it that way like that would be cool to have like a h like live in Seattle and then just get the [ __ ] out of there if you get it would totally be cool look it'd be cool to live in Seattle period I think You' deal with the rain CU it's such a dope City the folks are good up there man it's a it's a very artistic City like it just it doesn't seem like a city that has a lot of chains you know when you're driving through you see like a lot of individual restaurants and individual stores you see a lot of uniquness to Seattle you know and I think that's one of the reasons why the music scene out of Seattle I mean Jimmy [ __ ] Hendricks came from Seattle respect okay you know I mean everybody
knows Nirvana came from Seattle but is it like that anymore I don't know but that's the environment that created that those people you know what I'm saying like there's an intensely creative environment that created nana I mean that that band was intensely creative you know it was also rape me like holy [ __ ] like that whole sub poop records scene they were they were pretty what kind of music were they that was all that stuff what would you call that grung they called it they grung but it was just rock and roll I mean they would they would have just called it rock and roll I guar Post Punk hardcore they started off Punk they started off Punk yeah wow yeah they were [ __ ] cuz there was a hardcore music movement they called it hardcore after Punk towards the end of I'll never forget how I forgot I found out about Nirvana I was out over this dude's house that I used to buy stolen radios from there was this one dude that if you needed a radio back then when I didn't understand Karma you know you need a radio from your car you can get one from uh this kid who always had radios that he would just somehow or another get and you didn't ask any questions but you knew they were stolen uh but we were over his house and he was into music this kid he was just a bad kid you know whatever bad Suburban kid not too bad we went over his house and he goes this is going to change music and I said what is it he goes It's called [ __ ] Nirvana and he starts playing it and he goes all those hairbands those guys are [ __ ] and he played this [ __ ] I was like wow like you just nailed it like this kid nailed it in his in his bedroom in Newton Massachusetts like right when the the never mind came out this kid nailed it he just was and he was just a radio thief and he was like this is this is going to change those guys are [ __ ] it was that obvious though was that obvious Danny Boy played it for me first like I was like and we were both like yeah Jaws dropped there's only been a few times in like musical history when someone hit some new level of something when you you'd never seen it before and when Nirvana came out that was like who whoa undeniable Talent you know just undeniable uniqueness the power of their songs song after song different honest though yeah oh totally honest honest raw
in like this insane heroin way you know this insane heroin honesty mhm spawned by the punk movement yeah is that what it is what about Alice and chains Al and chains they were they were kind of like that they were more on the metal side to me but like they were definitely of that grung metal Movement Like sound garden you know they like rocked out a little harder you know that song Them Bones yeah Jesus Christ that makes you feel like you're dying when you're listening to it yeah Jerry canell is a beast man yeah that was a dude who was he that [ __ ] understood that he was dying when he wrote that song he understood that he was on that path when he wrote that song it had I don't think I I don't think Lane wrote those he just sang it yeah I think Jerry canell wrote all that stuff wow I'm pretty I'm pretty sure whatever there may be a few that I'm wrong on but the bulk and the to perform that what I'm saying is like the way Lane Staley hit notes like it made you like it made you feel that you were dying like that song going to end up a big old pile of Them Bones like that screaming was like Jesus Christ I remember the first time I saw a man in the box like on MTV it was like what the hell is that God damn those guys were intense that was crazy and that that kind of I had a night with that dude and and another guye yeah yeah yeah and yeah I did it was good too uh no we this promoter in this promoter in Philly booked this this place I believe it was Electric Factory like you know thousand Cedar Club something like that he booked it twice in one night he did two shows he did an allice and chain show early wow kicked everybody out then did a house of paint show holy [ __ ] sold out two place twice in one night but we all because you know we were all at the same Hotel so like we I saw these guys we were coming back from the hotel me and DJ letho and they were like yo what's up we like hey what's up we're going to go up to the room smoke one party a little bit they were like hi we came up him and his buddy they came up and they sat at the table and we were rolling joints and we're talking all this [ __ ] and like me and leth are just rolling all joint after joint throwing them on the table and then we stopped and we go to light one and both the dudes are sitting there just completely nodded out cold wow
cigarettes burning to their fingers like and we were like what the [ __ ] was we weren't really hit we were kind of naive you know I mean we were like didn't realized they were like on heroin you know I mean by that time we had but it was like you know the whole time they were just like you know wow wow [ __ ] sniffing or smoking [ __ ] out of a uh uh uh uh tin foil like pipe oh no and I was I've done that before with weed we're roll en jooy man you know like so you didn't even realize they were doing no no no no it was we like it was they were only like in our presence for the matter of like 15 minutes Stone Temple Pilots performed for Dana White at his birthday party once and it was one of the best [ __ ] live shows I've ever seen in my life oh yeah like you want to talk about some dudes who who like are solid professional I don't know if you know those guys or have any I've met a couple like them I couldn't tell you I don't like them I don't know them tell them to go [ __ ] themselves if you don't if you don't you tell me you don't like them I have no personal like experience with them you know I've met them at shows festivals kind of situations a couple times I seemed like all right dudes it was blown away because it was a private party it wasn't that many people there there was like you know a couple hundred people maybe you know it was Dana's birthday party it was all his friends and and you know I'm like you got Stone Temple [ __ ] Pilots to do this you know to the people that did it like Dana didn't even no I don't think I'm pretty sure they the whole the whole party was a surprise so I don't think he knew that Stone Temple Pilots was hired to play for him I don't think he had any idea until we brought him out but to see Stone Temple Pilots just rock it like there's 18,000 [ __ ] on their feet I mean that that dude can [ __ ] perform with 100 whatever it was 200 people in that room that guy went off it was magnetic I learned about performing watching him I felt like an amateur I was watching this guy like just his his is [ __ ] his commitment to every step everything that he did the the energy to those songs I was like everything I do I suck at this gu this is this is incredible yeah he doesn't check out didn't check out at all it was it was interesting but obviously very
different than your acoustic sets which are equally interesting there it's a weird thing that you could you could have two things that are completely different on the Spectrum but both have like an equal impact because of their honesty whether it's a beautiful acoustic song that's really emotional or with it's that Rape Me song it's just like that it just hits that note Whatever It Is by any weird way it gets there by any [ __ ] UPS or Downs whether it's depressing or you know or enlightening whatever it is it hits that note you know yeah he got kicked out did you know that who did Scottland he got kicked out of Stone Temple F probably for being too awesome drugs if you're that awesome it's pretty hard to work with regular people I went I went uh uh uh Dana did that once with Joan at at The Viper Room oh really wow God I would love to see that about 100 people she just did the same just rocked out yeah but I know I know you know that check was beautiful oh it had to be it had to be I know what the Stone Temple Pilots thing was I asked I can't tell but I asked it was very nice a very nice evening for those gentlemen but I'm telling you they did not treat it like it was like a a a private party that they could like barely get there and barely do the show for that's what blew me away it's like this dude was at a private party and you know I mean maybe he's a big UFC fan I don't know I don't know if that was part of his motivation but these [ __ ] nailed it I mean just destroyed you know I mean we were just people who weren't musicians like me and some of my other friends were just looking at each other going God damn yeah godamn how much Joe 100 roses I can't tell you man it's confidential [ __ ] 75 a lot of cash son they they they get piz son it's too bad that they broke up but doesn't that always happen it's like when you get a a fat band together and they start kicking ass eventually [ __ ] Wheels fall off of that thing it's like how many bands can completely keep it together for a long period of time it's like kiss and like how many and even that they lost Ace fre and Peter Chris have like a fake Ace Freely and a fake Peter Chris is Jean Simmons
is and needs Paul Stanley so yeah but I'm sure Paul's kept in line je seems like he uh he he uh keeps things in in in tight toe the the only time I was ever nervous at a comedy show because someone was in the audience jeene Simmons came to see me on New Year's and I was legitimately legitimately [ __ ] in my pants cuz I was a huge when I was a kid my uncle actually worked for Howard marks advertising and they're the guys who used to make the ads and the album covers for kiss and so I made I met Ace Freely when I was like six seven seven years old six years old I was a little kid and he had no makeup on and and I was like just getting in a kiss back then and I couldn't believe that I'm looking at him and he's got no makeup on cuz my uncle had like given me his records and I'd listened to the songs and I I became a fan because my uncle would give me free kiss records like that's so seeing him with no makeup on was like to me was a real freak out so having Jean Simmons in the audience even when though I was 40 years old I was still like yikes like this is weird man that's Jean [ __ ] Simmons Jean Simmons from Kiss I saw him I saw them when I was a kid I saw them when I was like 7even or eight years old and I saw them again when I was like 25 me and Kevin James who's a huge kiss fan believe it or not Kevin James is a huge kiss fan and me and Kevin James we went two shows we went to two shows when they came back to LA with a full kiss with Peter Chris and Ace Freely in makeup and we were like yes just complete Unapologetic dorks we were reliving our childhood together unapologetically rocking out to a Kiss concert throwing it to Chris kiss yeah I mean he was air guitaring and Kevin James is fun to go to a [ __ ] KISS concert with CU he [ __ ] sings the songs he like gets into it and this is back before people knew who he was he wouldn't be able to do that now he get didn't he have like a scene in one of his movies where that's what he's doing he's like like playing Guitar Hero or something we had I wish if somebody Detroit Rock City or something like that if somebody had filmed K and I going to see kiss back in the day that would have been a [ __ ] hilarious video because nobody knew who he was back then this was before his TV show it was like he
was like a semi-known comedian if you watch Star Search or something like that so he could be like free in public and not worry about anybody weirding on him so he just completely rocked out Detro Rock get up everybody going to boot their feet get down it was just like a free show you know like especially like being kiss f it was awesome Kevin James is [ __ ] hilarious that guy is one of the funniest guys that doesn't get credit for it like he's like real clean in his movies he's like squeaky clean and you know his standup is like he doesn't really talk about anything controversial but if you could hang out with that cat you hang out with that cat and get him to go full shimmy that's what we used to call him his nickname is shimmy we'd call it going full shimmy where he gets [ __ ] mad at things and throws [ __ ] gets red in the face and he's putting on a show for you you know he's he's doing a bit it some of the funniest the hardest I've ever laughed is just hanging out with him like like having him recreating an argument that he had with his girlfriend you know like and him going crazy and red in the face he was he's a [ __ ] hilarious dude but he does movies that are like more like for families and kids so people don't get to see that aspect of them it's too bad you know we we don't want a balanced world we don't want a dude to do kids movies and still you know that's why we should have him on the podcast for sure he wouldn't do it I'm sagot was you know he's like one of the dirtiest Comics ever he used to be yeah he Full House for you know he was like the Full House guy but I think he stopped doing stand up during that time yeah now he's super dirty and playing off the Full House back back to the dirty thing again yeah I think they probably told him hey dude you this is like a hundred million business we're running here do you understand that and you could [ __ ] that up by telling a dick joke at the Laugh Factory so why don't you just lay off that you're getting you know x amount of millions a week I always heard they did that with Tim Allen as well they told Tim Allen stop doing a standup cuz it was a little controversial I don't know crazy man that's TV though all I know is I never got successful enough for anybody bother
to tell me to stop doing anything you'll write me a check not to do things when they start writing you checks not to do things you're doing something right man well I never got I was never important enough in the equation where they asked me to not do something like it was going to [ __ ] things up you know like I guess like when Fear Factor came along people were already sort of opening up to the idea that the world isn't exactly as we've been told and that there's a lot more variation in people than you would like to imagine and you know this the world's a big [ __ ] place and plus How could a dick joke [ __ ] up a show where somebody's going to eat like goat dick you know what I mean it's also you can express yourself now before where if you said something [ __ ] up a long time ago you had to get booked on The Tonight Show to explain yourself you know remember like when Hugh Grant got caught with the the hooker and it was like the big thing and he went on Jay Leno what the hell are you thinking he gets he could just do video blog now you know what I'm saying like instantly have something where expresses himself now there's like there's so much range for expression now there's so much room it's just a completely different world you still have to apologize if you're Hugh Grant though like you like certain comedians like wouldn't have to apologize like right yeah well the a guy like Hugh Grant is selling that thing he's selling that this one style as as Kevin is selling you know the squeaky clean family comedy you know Hugh Grant was selling the really sweet boyfriend guy you know who's from England and would like to help you move can I Cav your couch and not agressive he's not some crazy dude looking to get his dick sucked on the sneak tip by Dirty Girl street hooker all right there's that too but okay you just reminded me of a something there's that English dude on CNN with the glasses who's still on but like three years ago the dude got caught like in Central Park like with meth in his pocket and like a noose around his [ __ ] and like all kinds of crazy [ __ ] it's Richard something Richard the British dude you would all know him when you see him God damn what's his name again Richard something CNN Richard okay so I'm going to Google CNN Richard Everlast dropping facts
again what was the but my brain works in in crazy ways noose how about noose uh reporter reporter noose around [ __ ] see what comes up I'm going to have to say penis look here's Hugh Grant her now cuz it's Google that's her now a she's sweet she's got a family good for her she parlayed that into her life okay um got out the streets I don't see it here under that anything else the story really is Hugh Grant got someone off the streets so reporter arrested meth did you say meth yeah meth Central Park here here's American Richard [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is his name Richard something it's American Eagle that is dangerous what is this oh [ __ ] what are you watching dive on somebody smacked against the window USA and it an American Eagle check this out that uh it ran into the window yeah no then it died I think it was supposed you know it's a show it's like oh yeah is a show I think so USA oh he just nailed nailed the window at Full Clip yeah they die all the time like that in my house birds are flying in my window they just fly into your window sometimes they miss they don't realize what it is yes it's always sparrows cute little things too it sucks I know there's something you could do to get rid of it like uh really yeah Duncan did it throw them in the trash no I forget what he said yeah I don't know what what you could do but remember he said he had a bird feeder and he had all these birds hitting in his window I found the story a CNN reporter arrested in Central Park what was name Richard what uh Richard Quest Richard Quest was officially arrested for loitering and drug possession in in in in Europe especially CNN like over there he's like on all the time this guy got rested like with a like something tied around his junk with meth like on like some Rampage well it says the New York Post included this kinky the kinky elements in an article on Saturday so there was some kinky elements to it this new surround his [ __ ] I like ma why is this one okay yeah it says another website will tell the full story why do they with whole information say the guy new surounds dick and the had math don't say there's like but it's like dude didn't he didn't skip a step CNN didn't fire him they
were just like all right just yo uh good for him must be talented like this is strike one he's a good-looking guy okay Richard Quest was arrested early Friday morning for drug possession when people found in Central Park well after the Park's 1:00 a.m curfew well you know what well so what guy was out getting his freak on I'm just saying he's a media guy I mean you think normally yeah it wouldn't normally get him fired but maybe he's really good at what he does and so they're like what happened he does like really corny kind of stories man he does like he like look I'm under a lot of pressure I I have a feeling some you know maybe whoever he was going to meet with the meth and the and the new suround his [ __ ] might be a superior at at his job or something that's so funny can't lose it it wasn't immediately clear what the Rope was for the officer in the scene was able to ID the drug because of his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests okay so the guy had a package of meth and he was headed home to his friend's house it says his lawyer claims that Quest was returning to his hotel with friends and had no idea there was a curfew for the park I didn't know there was a curfew for the park either neither did I that's kind of weird isn't that like the whole thing about New York city so you could do whatever the [ __ ] you want no it's everything's open well I think that stopped when people started winding up dead from in the park is that weird you can't have Woods even Woods in a city people start killing people and dragging them into bushes and [ __ ] we're so creepy when it comes to Woods what is that about you know like women don't worry the women worry much more about getting like raped or attacked in the woods like if you find men in the woods like it's way more dangerous than a man in a city I think any rape it's probably all the same that's what I'm saying I'm saying worrying about it like if you ran into a man when it's just you and the man the woods it's way more of a rapy situation than you run into a man in a city where there's all sorts of other people and all sorts of buildings and when you're out there in the woods it's a totally different environment for a woman it must be you must feel like ultraviolent like like ultraviolent
dudes that you could just stumble upon are super [ __ ] dangerous if you're a woman whereas if you're a guy they're not going to [ __ ] you they're going to look at you and go hey there's another guy camping you know if you're a woman and you're out there in the Woods by yourself un seen Deliverance yeah I think that that movie is accurate there are people that are out there that will me I see other guys even when I'm camping if they're not familiar I I start thinking rapy thoughts like wait man I don't want I ain't trying to get raped out here people get rapy in the woods man we did we did bring a pistol right yeah I would I really believe people get rapy when they're just out in nature something Primal takes over man they get more in touch with their animal Natures yeah it's almost like with creating cities and and spacing things out putting doors in front of this and you can blck that and you're secure in this room instead of like being all out in the open like we've like slowly moved away from the the the Primal instincts that have driven us to this point but all you need is just remove those buildings stuff everybody back in the trees again and the same [ __ ] will start from scratch like really quick the moment your kids start getting hungry [ __ ] gets really [ __ ] Primal real quick that's what I keep telling people yeah well nobody wants to believe that that our civilization is just a thin veneer covering with ancient barbaric genetics our civilization the last couple hundred years really but if you go back to the [ __ ] race riots in in the 60s and the 50s like isn't that like what what kind of civilization is that what kind of civilization where they were just like completely discrimina against someone for the color of their skin with all the books that were available like they had decided these people were less and they were going to keep them out of certain bathrooms that was [ __ ] 1950s my Grandma had to go to like separate schools my grandma and she's Mexican Jesus so how how much civilization have we really had how long has it really been around you know it's [ __ ] barely here it's barely here hanging on with vaccines and cell phones barely here but if the [ __ ] power goes off or a big rock hits the ocean or one of those [ __ ] volcanoes blows
solar flare right back to a thousand 10,000 years ago right back real quick soon as we run out of Lighters soon as you run out of bullets right back to crazy it's going to take me a while to run out of bullets just so everybody know do you hunt or do you just shoot targets and uh we're Brian and I are actually very curious lately we're trying to find you want probably take a class on how to like you know go hunt and like actually kill and and and prepare an animal properly dude you should go on Steve Rella show you should go on that meat eater show oh yeah yeah I'm not familiar but I'm I'm I want to you know I plus I always feel I feel like this as a meat eater I feel like I have the responsibility to actually have to go through and do butcher an animal once I've never had to do it in my life I understand it I've seen it on film but it's like I still feel like if I can't do it if I can't stomach doing it I have no business eating meat I feel the same way that was uh my motivation to go uh hunt with him I wanted to uh experience it and I wanted to experience it completely wild we took a canoe we went down the Missouri breakes we went on the the Missouri River it was amazing in I'm game it was it was beautiful it's hard work though man you're you're you're hoofing it over these Hills like if you're out of shape it's really hard because you're doing a lot of high elevation hiking and it doesn't seem like much cuz you're walking kind of slow but you don't [ __ ] stop and dude's in serious shape cuz he does his [ __ ] all the time he hunts every day like he's his show is a hunting show so he's always in [ __ ] New Zealand climbing mountains he's like he's constantly doing this so it's like he's got this kind of hiking endurance it's a lot of work but the the experience of doing it was lifechanging you know that's where I got that thing from that that deer head right there how much did that deer weigh 180 lbs wow about approximately how long did the meat last you um I ate it pretty quick I'm quite the carnivore me too I like meat yeah I just look I mean and I'm not a cruel person and I love animals and that seems like a contradiction no it doesn't it's not people got to realize that the you have
to manage certain amount of wildlife you have to for their health for the health of the species like the idea of deer in title like the in total like the idea of large populations of deer and healthy animals breeding and and surviving in the wild around us is a beautiful idea but if you don't manage their numbers they just start breeding like crazy and then you slam into them with cars and then they run out of food they starve to death they start getting diseases those diseases transfer to people like it's a it it it really is as stewards of the land which is what humans claim to be you know if we start putting fences up around things and putting roads we're essentially saying we got this this is our spot well you need to manage that Wildlife you have to you have to kill them you your options are either kill them or reintroduce predators and they've tried both they reintroduced predators to Yellowstone and now they have real issues because of the decimation of the elk population and the deer population there's like a fraction of the elk and deer that used to exist because they have these big packs of wolves now and they're [ __ ] successful because they don't have much competition the grizzly bears don't know what the [ __ ] coming you know and The Grizzlies are not trying to eat the Wolves and the Wolves aren't trying to eat the Grizzlies and occasionally they have to fight over a carcass or something like that but for the most part there's a lot of [ __ ] that they're killing out there so that's that was one solution but now a guy in Minnesota got [ __ ] bit in the head by a wolf this kid was camping the other day and this wolf [ __ ] clamped a hold of his head and trying to drag him away and he's screaming and you know he eventually prize himself free and they find the wolf and trap it and shoot it but like that's what happens when you don't hunt deer when you don't hunt deer you have to have wolves okay and if you have wolves like they're going to kill a few people every now and again I like wolves I do too I like wolves but I wouldn't want them in my backyard I believe in culling of herds yeah yeah you got to call the her also they're made out of delicious who's going to call ours that's a good question you know what I mean that is
the question right who's going to call ours that's the real question that really is the question because if you you know like I've said to to certain people like you know like if everybody just had less children the world would be a beautiful place like is that really true okay because you you got to look at a few ways one you got to look at it aren't people they they started out as children okay we need people like we we we without a doubt need to manage like the amount of us we have but don't you like people like I think people are awesome like they're inspiration met good I've met a lot of good ones man I've met a lot of good ones like I'm we a big fan of people so when someone says we got overpopulation problem I go right now do we right now like it seems right now if everything stays like this we got it I saw something online that was like this little graic thing like when they were taking census about like every person on the planet supposedly could fit in the state of Texas and and with with Elbow Room yeah I've heard that too but it smell like [ __ ] it would be a real problema there's enough room for everybody resources that's the that's the question is there enough resour allocation of resources that is the question and scarcity the issue of scarcity I was watching something today just before I came here you know this show Modern Marvel Marvels it's always you one and they were like doing this thing about you know City sewers and and bridges and all this sh just falling apart and it scared the life out of me cuz I spend my life traveling with guys in cars and buses and on Bridges and [ __ ] like that so but they were showing how this in St Louis they're doing this thing with this they're putting these tubes down into the sewers and they're blowing them up and they go all the way down the sewer and then they heat them up and there's an epoxy on the outside of them and they make plastic pipes inside the old decrepit and it's and and it's like I see it and it's so simple and so genius and it's like man what who didn't think of what it took them till 2013 to figure out how to do that to figure out how to do that you know what I mean it's just weird to me like I think that about stupid [ __ ] too like I saw a thing on the commercial where the
there's a plug now that where the thing actually goes to the sides so you you could put [ __ ] flatter I was like it took till 2013 to come up with that yeah well if it was up to me we would never invented scissors I would have never figured out scissors I'd be like just [ __ ] cut it what's the problem I'm so stupid I can't imagine a laptop like I know I have one I know how to press buttons on it but I could imagine what the [ __ ] is going on behind the scenes but that is The Wizard of Oz right there your laptop is The Wizard of Oz who knows what the [ __ ] is happening behind that curtain you're just on Facebook OMG LOL please tell me oh no you got it you got oh you use the camera huh no I don't care Oh shut it off the Govern pictures me beating off you go ahead and get it you [ __ ] no get it no my body image isn't that great right now so I keep well nobody looks good when they're coming on themselves that's just a fact you just don't it never looks like that's what you should have done it always looks like you could have done some other [ __ ] you put off some [ __ ] to do that it's like if you're a grown man and you have a family and you have a life to live you have businesses to run and [ __ ] like how much time do you have for beating off so every time you do it you feel like what the [ __ ] [ __ ] shame what the [ __ ] is wrong with me exactly just look at yourself and then there's the like the the knowledge that you're going to do it again you know you know you're going to do it again like an alcoholic who can't put that drink down you're gonna do it again you're GNA do it again I have no shame I want it to last longer I just I love it yeah everybody wants to hear that right now people are throwing up in their car thinking about you beating off all of your pasty hairy stomach how dare you how dare you my belly button Dand how dare you yeah well it's good that they didn't fire this dude for beating off in the forest or whatever the [ __ ] happened doesn't seem like a bad guy just see I totally forgot about what let's call him the CNN gentleman we don't have to shame this person I ain't mad at him I'm just shocked mad I'm just shocked like you
get caught with a rope around your dick and meth and you have a TV job well he could have been he might be gay and if he's gay they might be less likely to he played the card he played the card he played the game I'm good for him he got he did you know well he's like this is the gay community we don't have children to walk out watch out for so we like to do math and stick stuff up our ass um I pay taxes problem yeah I didn't know there was a curfew that was my only that was my only well I think that there are different rules there's different rules for gay dudes because they're they're only they only have to deal with dudes you know men like clearly understand the intentions of other men whereas men like barely understand how a woman works you you know we understand how they work through experience but like as far as the actual mechanism of thinking the way they think if you are thinking your in your life and living your life and you're a man it's probably virtually impossible to really understand what it's like to be a woman so both of us are just like trying to coexist and figure out what's okay and not okay what gets you smacked what you know like that's what we're doing as men but gay gay guys don't have to do that gay guys just find a hole and shove it in just get together do some meth together and just go [ __ ] crazy there's no I mean the the cat has food they have the food and a little bowl of water the cat's going to be fine you don't have to feed that [ __ ] thing and they just butt [ __ ] for days until until they run out of carbs and then they have to leave the house to go get groceries but that's that's all right for them well if you meth I don't think you need the groceries you don't right well this guy apparently didn't have groceries with him he did have meth so you got a point he's just a gay dude looking the party and that's how they party they party different they don't make people it's a different experience you don't have a as much responsibility when you get home and you know he's not at work let him do a little math it's like an adrenaline rush the man wants his dick sucked what's the problem if someone wants to do it and he wants them to do it what is the real issue are we crazy are we Puritans here we going back to the old days what's the guy do at work
when is at work does he keep it together well [ __ ] whatever then he's a pro let the guy keep it together at work it's even more impressive that way now say he's your Nanny well that would be an issue if he kept it together at work though what if that's a he's a gay guy though but he's gay though but he's a gay guy he's partying he's that's how he parties after work Joe the problem is it's a baby involved so it's another human being it's completely different than if he was an accountant I'm just totally Playing devil's advocate you it's a good Devil's Advocate but there's a responsibility of a parent to take care of a child so it's irresponsible my my my answer is easy like get the [ __ ] out of my house man don't ever [ __ ] come back don't ever come back sorry I have a friend who has a a gay Nanny he calls him a Manny and the guy's like flamboyant like nipple rings he's a black guy and he's really flamboyant but he doesn't care I mean my friend's very open-minded and the guy's not creepy in any way he's just a gay guy and he's really good at working with kids like he's very responsible with children he's he's educational he does art projects with them you know like he does [ __ ] with his kid like if he's got to watch his kid for a day like for five or six hours there's a lot of things will happen like he's like he treats it as a professional educator almost so it's a very unique situation so I've seen it guy's flamboyant as [ __ ] he doesn't talk about it like they don't have conversations about it he goes he like I don't want to know I don't want to know but the guy's out [ __ ] hitting it all the time out there just slinging dicks in the club and then taking care of little kids all day for him it seems to work I mean I haven't experienced this gentleman in person I I don't know what his his personality is like whether or not I would trust him with my kids God bless him but my friend has no problem with it he he he enjoys the The Exchange his but he lives in San Francisco his kid's going to be open-minded yeah my my my buddy lives in San Francisco which is a completely different environment period you know this so many gay people are up there they're undeniable like you can't be a hater of gays half the [ __ ] people are going to run into her gay [ __ ] we're Hollywood though we're in
the entertainment business man it's pretty gay it's pretty gay it's pretty gay if you got hatred for gays you're not going to get far yeah it's not a good spot but you know what I've been accused of having hatred for gays because I make fun of them but everybody gets it you're all going to get it anybody who's funny you do something funny you get it come on dude you're going to get it it's just a joke I'm going to get it for myself too I'll get it all over me you know it's [ __ ] humor like make fun of yourself you got it's it's you know that's silly you you can't be homophobic because you have a gay joke or a joke about how you reacted to watching U Brokeback Mountain you know that's I react that's how I reacted like I was cringing I was tightened up like I I barely could stay in my seat when those guys were [ __ ] in that tent like I I bar I was I I was like oh Jesus like my his hand oh my God he just yanked his pants down Spit on His Hand [ __ ] got real see I've never seen it it was intense but I have a similar experience cuz Sean Penn's a pretty good buddy of mine and I've seen milk so that was tough I didn't see milk I heard it was great but it's one of those movies that slipped Me by and I just it was a great film but it was like tough to watch him like make out with d and get all like and Petty I was like Jesus hold on I get it I get it I get it can you guys just fade the black look into each other's and then you know hear birds chirping and [ __ ] see the come yeah your alarm clock goes off wow look at the time crazy hey uh had a good time it always used to trip me out cuz like I used to like that show it was six feet under the day and it was incredibly a lot of gay characters in there a lot of gay action and but it would always bother me because like if if like a hot chicken a dude on the show we're going to go at it it'd be just a little thing but if the like two dudes went at it it would be a much more elongated like hang around on it kind of thing and you know that's on purpose that's so true that's so true that's so true it would be with the chick they a little making out a little hair pulling then like then it would pan away to the
window and with the gay guys it's like you got like two and a half minutes of like that grunting making out and like then you know Fade to like something in the studio has to show that they're Progressive by by showing you a lot of like really inate moment yeah the studio is trying to show they're Progressive we're Progressive we're going to show you some gay sex hey whatever and whoever is in charge of that show is more than likely there's a couple of them that are gay and they're be like we're [ __ ] with everybody right now they're do well they're making the movie that they want to see they're making the movie that they want to see and and that's their expression that's what art is all about right you know but it's this I'm just saying let's treat it if we going to do that let's treat it like we treat politics equal time you know what I mean equal time that's all I'm saying but they're trying to balance it out like like affirmative action you know like they feel like gay been held can't give it to me all in one show you can't do it affirmative back to me all in one like they're just trying to trying to balance it back out again things let things get a little gay for a while equilibrium off it's been a little gay for a minute maybe that's what's going on with overpopulation which didn't mean more more gay people just let them slam each other just get a cat man you don't need a kid Jesus Christ how many people are on the 405 let's love each other respect the people that are here to the 40 five is moving well no more babies y'all no no more babies y'all what year did you come to uh to Los Angeles um originally I was I was too young to even remember my father was a construction worker came from the East Coast during the whole like Palmdale or SEI Valley first and then Palmdale like explosion oh wow so I came and then I went back cuz things kind of went poorly for him a little while and then a year or so later we came back cuz he he stayed and like he was building like I said SEI Valley and so I've been been here since you know' 70s 70s wow so did you do you remember driving on the roads back then at all is it hard to remember no not really not really hard to remember no not that hard what was the traffic like not nothing compared to nothing right it changed in in like late
80s you ever go to Jerry's Deli and see those old pictures that they have on the wall of like what it was like here in the 1920s and [ __ ] and you're like w this that's why I love movies like Chinatown like when you get to see like like you know like house is Chinatown yeah the and the valley was just orange groves and [ __ ] weird man it was crazy chinat like Little Italy first but it's that's not that long ago man like what the [ __ ] is happening and it's expanding well you know why they took away all the orange girls right cuz they just stopped growing well why because you know [ __ ] no rain no water oh no we're not going to talk about that it'll be a whole new it'll open up a whole can of worms I forgot I forgot I forgot what what H wors about what me and you will argue about it Geo engineering no no no it has to do with radiation oh no no no no don't worry about that that's what I'm telling you're talking about we've had that argument already we've had that argument it's not an argument man look I'm no scientist and neither of you it's just what I've read from scientists debate we' had it's a it's a discussion about some [ __ ] that neither one of us are attached to no but the the um the area like like Calabasas area and [ __ ] was like ranches yeah was like horse ranches and [ __ ] it's it's weird cuz when you go there now like the 405 all the way up to the 101 and the 101 all the way through enino and [ __ ] that thing is thick with people thick with people every day like the amount of people that live in the Valley now it's just like slowly ex spreading itself until what does it stop I mean if it moves this far in 50 [ __ ] years what does it do in 500 years I mean is there any land left in 500 years anybody measured like how far like cities are spreading and what the [ __ ] happens in one of those mega cities you know me like San Francisco to San Diego will just basically be that's going to suck it's gonna there's no way you go grow tomatoes when there's just nothing but people so who's going to call our herd that's an unfortunate way of uh looking at reality but it's true it's like if it if I mean I don't know what the there's there's studies that say that the more time passes the more education people receive the more the economy balances out the less people
uh people less children people will have and actually they run into a problem of the population slipping like I have heard that as well from people way [ __ ] smarter than me on the subject I love that could the movie that that Mike Judge movie The idiocracy ocracy St because it's like the smart people are deciding to have less babies and have them at the right time it's like stupid people are just having [ __ ] baby after baby after baby they're actually saying that that's like a a trend in society like that's what happens when City start developing and people start getting educated and they start getting careers they have stting having kids later and later and then literally we you run into a situation where you could have like too few people like that could happen in industrialized nations but then you got places like China which is crazy [ __ ] up because you have like 70% boys something nutty like that because everybody can only have one kid so everybody wants to have a boy so like they're boarding females I've heard all there crazy [ __ ] they're doing if you have females but the fact that these poor boys are growing up and there's no chicks like nobody thought that through like you can have more than one kid but it's like extreme luxury taxes on it and Stu is that yeah yeah I'm pretty sure like you have to pay you you pay enough money you could have more than one kid but the point being people don't have that kind of bread so they wind up only having one kid but that's even creepier like you have to pay to have another child and what happens if you don't do you owe them like what if you just have the kid oh yeah no I saw a whole thing kind of on this I don't know if it was vice or one of those kind of like documentary is type things and it was like there's a whole like black Mar for babies and stuff in China it's like crazy did you hear about that lady that had a baby inside of her body for like 20 years and she didn't know it and it was calcified e she apparently yeah yeah yeah yeah I I just pulled it up Brian go to my Twitter it's on my Twitter I just uh I just tweeted this this is the crazy have you tweeted that cuz I think I would have paid attention there's some you do I'm like I don't care about that and then there's ones that I'm like ooh that's very intriguing let me read that
if you go to the second one down on my Twitter M woman pregnant for 46 years gives birth to a mummy she gave birth to a calcified baby she had is one of the signs of the Apocalypse or something right there pretty crazy dude that's that that's a baby that turned into like a calcium rockow wow she uh was 26 years old and she was taken to the hospital and she was supposed to get a cesarian section that lady there is 26 no no she for 46 years it was in her body so she was like 6 4 Li [ __ ] no trying to do all that math like you said 46 years but she's 26 years old she looks 90 she is uh 72 at the age of 26 she to the hospital she's the one on the right by the way she was pregnant for 20 at 26 so that was uh that was that's ridiculous 46 years ago so she's 72 wow dude and she went into labor uh for 48 hours with no sign of the baby so she needed to have a C-section but she wouldn't do it so she left the hospital wouldn't they they wanted to keep the baby alive the only way to do it was a csection she said no so the baby died inside of her and she stayed alive and the baby never came out of her box so it stayed inside of her body and calcified and then she's in like serious [ __ ] pain and she uh goes to the hospital and they found out that she had been living with this calcified baby inside of her body for 46 years can you imagine going down on that the smell must have been like a tombstone cover God you smell like dead babies and fish how do you not know that's in your [ __ ] guts yeah that's I mean it's a fetus so she was supposed to be have a baby think about how big a baby is there's a person's hand in the picture that thing is this big it's huge yeah yeah it's huge how do you you not know it's in your [ __ ] well it's really sad it's really sad because the thing tried to live outside of her body it tried to it was passing through it couldn't get all the way through so it tried it tried to stay alive inside of her body and then her body just shut it down and then just start digesting it or changing it into calcifying it I guess when your body uh finds something foreign inside of it sometimes it'll put like little like coat it in materials that it creates I guess like naturally the naturally occurring thing so this thing turned into somehow or another
just in a cocoon and it's like this Antichrist about to creep out of it hon scientists listening to me described that probably [ __ ] cringing right now and I apologize for being [ __ ] looks like snake poop yeah it looks gross now we know where MC rib comes from Brian shut the [ __ ] up you just ruined the MC rib for me dude you eat MC ribs [ __ ] yeah eat those do you know why they they're only limited edition because once in a while the actual cost of rib like goes down and up like the stock market and so they just buy a shitload at that time is that even ribbed at what that is it doesn't look like it has any bones or anything like particle meat yeah it's part yeah it's not good for you it's just it you know you can't have this many people and have like real oldtime barbecue places be the only place where you can get some food it's just too many people you know if you want you're going to have some the way we have it set up you're going to have to have some quick food I'm going to be able to pull in get a stupid cheeseburger and drive off because I'm busy or maybe that's just how they're culling the herd what by McDonald's big Scandal are you wearing a tin foil hat Under that camouflage what all about Eugenics today I I went there the other day and they only have two sizes now they got rid of small I'm like can I get small uh you know small meal and then they're like we only have medium and large they're not small D imp threw all sizes out and it's just like well we only have like the big stupid extra large one now cuz it's a dollar they're all dollar anyway so here yeah I bet men won't like small they don't want to buy a small I want to buy a [ __ ] small I'll buy a small every day I want a small I want a small about dicks wa Jesus I buy Happy Meal the SM no one's buying dicks how dare you the cheeseburgers dicks in Seattle no one wants to buy a small cheeseburger you had dicks in Seattle no what is it you ain't had dicks in Seattle never had dicks you need to get you need to eat a bag of dicks from Seattle is that that place where there's like always a line in front of it some that place looks I went there twice pass by I never went there but passed by big line both times it's good no dick
it's dicks no dick for Joe no I would do it I'm not I'm not scared I'm not scared of Dick scar you got to do it just so you can say you ate dicks in Seattle dude I would say I ate at dick so I wouldn't confuse the [ __ ] out of people taking it to thir there's nothing wrong with being gay but you don't have to be gay when there's no gayness you know I mean there it's there okay you don't want to push the gay a look I don't mind it doesn't bother me dude or you do maybe you I'm like eight in my mind so it's okay dud I'm eight in my mind too I'm barely eight I'm seven I'm flying I'm eight I got a month from that's why that's why you got that little homophobia about me saying digs in Seattle you know what I mean if you had to dig I just don't want to confuse people it's all I'm not D's got my favorite line you think you think people would really get confused Joe you think you'd really confuse any fol D has the best line about that he goes I wish I was gay just so I could come out of the closet that's how much I give a [ __ ] he's like I really do I wish I was gay I wish I could tell people I was gay and he's not lying like when he says it you know he's a dude who's lived a long ass life he he gives zero [ __ ] yeah he's awesome it's so funny when he says that too I wish I was gay he he's totally serious totally sober gives zero [Laughter] [ __ ] this I think it's almost like an intelligence test if you really give a [ __ ] that someone's gay it's like I I would like to see that just so I know who's stupid you know like who's blaring out who's who's angry who's who's who's holding up the God hates [ __ ] signs like I just I want to know where you are just like most of them are probably gay themselves and just scared of it you know mean terrified inside that they're gay huge number huge number huge number of hypocritical [ __ ] I think it's like a they think they're going to throw people off like these gays we got a problem with these gay Billy would never say that if he was actually gay you know I'm telling you the guy's gay he sucks my [ __ ] like [Music] know for whatever reason but it's a weird thing when you find other people are hate on gays and then they do gay
[ __ ] like the Ted Haggard thing remember that that was that case where the guy was like this he had like a [ __ ] like a sports Stadium filled with people every weekend like a mega church guy those mega church dudes are scary you know those dudes that control those gigantic huge ass [ __ ] Arenas filled with people have you ever watched some of those on TV yes sir he's the guy who got caught like he had the meth too in like a hotel room like yeah isn't he on like there's a crazy like documentary on HBO where they have like the school where they're like preparing like youngsters for like Christian Jihad like they're like you're talking about a different thing but I know what you're talking that guy was involved in it before the Scandal and I think yes he was yes he was yeah you're right you're right um what is the name of that uh that documentary I got it on my iTunes the same chick who did the followed around the president for hpo did did did did the thing I forget what it's called yeah Jes I love all that stuff documentary I hate when I can't remember I'm so stupid didn't y'all tell me I threw out a website here once and it got like crashed because everybody went oh that that definitely happens yeah God damn it like the to buy your new CD who sure who was in this movie H in the movie yeah who who created it do you have any idea man the documentary godamn it she's really she's like the daughter of a like of somebody in Congress or something like that I almost want to say like Nancy Pelosi's daughter or something like that but I don't think that's right yeah it might it's something it might be cuz I think it's something Pelosi oh man you're killing me it's dude that's the stoner reach dude that's the stoner Google right there in my mind I'm trying to remember this [ __ ] movie if anybody hears this and they know what the [ __ ] with some screaming right now somebody saying I know what that is I usually have it on my laptop but this is a new laptop I don't even have it on here it's it's it's one of my favorite movies about Camp Jesus camp Camp yeah there you go Jesus Camp I had to remember thank God thank God it's is one of my
favorite like crazy people movies Jesus Camp is a brilliant movie and they did it scary yeah and they did it like they just showed you what was going on I mean that's what they did they just showed you what was going on they didn't give you any editorial flare to it no narration they just show you what these people feel like they're doing and how they need to raise Christians in the same way these jihadists are being raised you know I mean this woman compares suicide bombers you know and that they're starting them off young so we need to start our Christian Warriors offer cuz they're right this is Jesus wants they're [ __ ] crazy the [ __ ] they say to these little kids and the founder of the whole thing was that guy yes he was a big part of it yeah why why isn't that a terrorist organization like it is it's just it doesn't get labeled as one you know I mean Jesus Jesus because they haven't done anything yet when one of those kids does something 15 years from now well that that camp that whole thing like conservative Christians were against it like radio H who are Christian who are conserv they like this isation like this isn't like what you're doing is you're making radicals you're not educating them about God and about love and about you know the what's the Bible says you guys you're making like soldiers for Christ like admittedly exist stop so conservative Christians were like you guys are going too [ __ ] far but these idiots their idea was that if the Jihad us do it and what they believe in is wrong we should do the same thing cuz we're right you're like what oh that's some [ __ ] logic right there and they're allowed to raise kids it's a brilliant movie yeah check it out so they closed down that Ministry good they closed down because of this uh because of this movie because like this wasn't even something that Christians wanted this was just like like you guys got to [ __ ] take it down and not who did make it who was the person that made it uh the director's name is uh it's two people Heidi ying and Rachel Grady they're the directors I was wrong I was wrong about who made them yeah and they're also The Producers it's [ __ ] brilliant they did an awesome job with it yeah that scared me when I saw that the first time uh well it's you know when when you realize how easy it is to
shape a child's mind it becomes really scary because not only that but how many how many like-minded people said that's a good idea and started their own little version of that somewhere you know what I mean sure I mean how many people are homeschooling their kid because they want their kid to be nutty and not influenced by the the the ridiculous Dems and libs are teaching in school you know there's a lot of people out there doing that like science not exposing their children to other ideologies because they're worried that it might catch you know not treating your child as if it's a growing person and exposing them to and finding what their groove is no no no no no no no no no we're going to sit down in this kitchen table I'm going to teach you about the Lord all this [ __ ] about Evolutions [ __ ] okay there's never been a single piece of evidence points Earth being more than 10,000 years old that's exactly what the Bible says as well people you know [ __ ] learn that [ __ ] and then you you get to polls where they're they did a Gallop poll said 50% 46% of America believes the Earth is less than 10,000 years old wow that's real wow that's that's real so that's like I don't know how long that's going to be around for I have a feeling that as Internet access gets to more and more places and more people get educated that kind of thinking is probably going to go away within the next 20 or 30 years I really don't see how you can keep it up it just seems to be at a certain point in time we're going to invent some sort of tech technology that's even more pervasive than just looking things up just looking things up on a computer no one ever thought of that four or 500 years ago no one ever thought that'd be possible to us this is everyday occurrence I think there's going to be a next step in the evolution of Technology that's going to allow you to access information without actually looking things up you're going to be able to just get it in your head however show it somehow in your head and when that happens there's not going to be any room for this [ __ ] who was it was it were we having the conversation about technology yeah curs while exactly the curse tell them what we were talking about about Transcendent man and like that documentary just talking about how
like technology evolves exponentially rather than linearly and how like pretty soon we're going to have nanot technology and all that whole conversation I interviewed him for my Sci-Fi show I got to talk to him for over an hour it was [ __ ] awesome amazing CU I mean it's math well he's also predicted everything he predicted the search engine way before it existed he predicted the internet before it existed he created voice recognition software I mean this this [ __ ] has been around for a long time breaking down what's happening as far as like technological Trends makes great keyboards too he does he makes keyboards isn't that incredible I mean he's just like a super genius he's also made like uh ebook software for for laptops and you know I saw him he invents things he's like invented a bunch of different [ __ ] it's just a constantly thinking Super Genius type character and picking his brain it's not like picking the brain of just some average [ __ ] who's going to like tell you some shitty read on scientific America this is a guy who's actually making these discoveries this is a guy who's actually been involved in many technological innovations that have like really benefited people in a big leap absolutely and he's telling you about the future you're like holy [ __ ] all from like a fear of death too he's like really he doesn't want to die he wants to live forever he wants to bring his dad back yeah he wants to bring his dad back how crazy is that yeah the vitamins and all that like well he thinks that we're going to get to a certain point in time where you are not going to be a single autonomous body function thing you're not going to be a single body like a a flesh and Bone blood you're not going to be that you're going to be a combination of tissue and artificial Creations whether it's artificial blood cells or and then they're already am yeah you are with your heart it's true for folks who don't know Everlast had a heart situation where they put a titanium heart valve and it goes like tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick it's [ __ ] wild man so you're living proof bionic and what he's saying is that this is just one step and that in the the future you're going to have a better version of
your body than your body and so they're going to be able to figure out how to get your Consciousness into this Super Body this Wolverine Adam skeleton bone [ __ ] swords out of your knuckles yeah that's com downloading conscious basically into a hard drive yeah and improving the body you could download your Consciousness into a hard drive the gu theory is basically you're going to live forever it gets criticized though we should say a lot of people say you're never going to be able to download Consciousness new a hard drive they say that the human personality is so complex and based on so many different factors like the like how many how much hormones when your system at a certain time what stress level were you under how much cortisone were you getting from there's a lot of [ __ ] involved about like trying to develop a human being from scratch to an adult so many steps take place so the abil the idea that you could recreate that and have anything as enjoyable as a person it's tough to believe it's tough to believe I mean I guess if you could mathematically calculate how many bad times you you want to in inject into a person's Consciousness and memory and then create them over like a gigantic you know computer process where you're literally inventing memories algorithms all there already yeah to give them this adaptive technology you know that allows them to pretend to have lived a rich and wonderful life and then you get like this really wise old dude but really somebody made him in a lab and it only took an hour and he they pop open the metal top and he comes out all steamy and [ __ ] and just dropping science on you with his fake brain yeah but with no bad experiences no bad experiences total poser yeah he's what what how fun is that going to be I maybe it'll be amazing maybe he'll be like [ __ ] Dr Manhattan he'll be so dope be the most interesting man in the world yeah [ __ ] the do prick hey dude I never told you my story about him the dois guy yeah did you meet him yes at the dude he's like 5 foot one like short maybe 5 foot4 something like that he's like little dude his name is like something like very Jewish oh it was like something Jewish guy yeah yeah yeah and he told me he worked at a at a at a at a hardware store on Lincoln in in Venice he probably doesn't anymore because of the
gig that's what I think where he was working when they when he got the gig but that's not even his voice dude oh that's hilarious so he they D it I don't always drink beer that's not his voice dude that's that's not his voice I always drink dois my friends stay thirsty yeah yeah but those sweet guy I'm not saying anything bad about him but like we they came here's the story is we were playing the Playboy Mansion for some some like charity event and like they come back to the B stage it's like yo the most interesting man here is in the in the world is here and he'd like to meet yall and we would always Lov those commercial we were the clown on them all time so we like oh [ __ ] yeah he's got to come back here and it's on Facebook we got pictures of it wow but he comes in we're all taking all these pictures he's like yeah hey guys how you doing I'm Leo something yeah I'm Leo Feinstein or it was like literally something like that I'm being you it wasn't exactly that but it was so like oh someone should overdub I was just like man if that was me I would be milking that to the end degree man I would walk and be like my friends you know I mean like i' at least fake it do is be on a commercial with a bunch of hot chicks like that and like a yacht and then a Ferrari and and drinking in Mountain climb and you go somewhere and people just just gravitate towards you that's the dude who had all the cool [ __ ] in that show yeah but you got to be like my you got to be that guy my friends it wasn't that it was like this little guy hey how you guys how you doing hey you want to have a drink maybe he needs to maybe he needs to change it maybe he needs to bring it back and then when when I saw the commercial that night that night I got home from the gig went and the came commercial came on and then and I realized the voice was overdubbed I was like oh man it doesn't seem like it is there Joe got it got it right there it seems really hilarious who wants spritzers wow there's a picture of them oh my goodness you like you want beer with these glass is that with everybody yeah yeah yeah it's this one oh yeah yeah little guy yeah I seems like nice guy though nice super nice guy I'm not even trying to throw him under the bus
it was just one of the things we were so pumped and it was just like kind of one of those let Downs where you're like oh man oh I've experienced that personally people think that when they meet me like they go short as [ __ ] dude I'm like oh this is what I am sorry she put him in a Yol like hey what was that clip I saw you like was it Fear Factor were you like put a guy in a Yol and like one of the contestants yeah I thought he was going to hit me he was a guy he had a little bit of a History of Violence he had on One show he thrown his wife down and on another show he had attacked a counselor so they had actually warned me about him before he did the show and uh his wife came back from a stunt and hit a guy and I told her I go hey you know cuz they would yell at each other and scream at each other and [ __ ] I me it was really embarrassing like you [ __ ] idiot it's right there go [ __ ] get screaming at each other and so um one of the dudes on the show was heckling them while they were competing and so the woman comes back and punches the dude who's heckling her like punches him right into some really hard so I go hey you can't I go just cuz you hit your husband doesn't mean you can go around hitting other people like you can't hit other contestants and then the husband gets in my face and I was like I saw that I saw that I pushed him away a couple they didn't show all of it I pushed him away a couple times he kept getting closer to me and I was like this guy's going to do this is going to escalate so I'm just going to grab him so I just grabed the back of his neck I felt like I felt like if he was first of all he's going to feel what it's like to get ragd doal and he's not going to like that and second and maybe that'll calm him down if I don't do anything to him so I just grabbed his head and I just held on to him a little bit but that way also if he hits me I'm just going to smash him just draw a knee on him yeah you're holding a a guy's head you basically own him like you watch Anderson Silva fight Rich Franklin he holds his head like when a guy that can clamp down on the back of your head and you can't get those arms off that's a terrible position to be yeah the CL that's the OV they changed K1 because of Alistar ow because yeah boow perfect example K1 was like you know what man
you can't be holding people's heads cuz oine would just bum rush you grab the back of your head and it's night night boom boom you can't get them off you you can't get him off the back of your neck he's huge arms he's got that [ __ ] lock down grip where they just there's dudes who develop that [ __ ] tightness to that hold where they slap that [ __ ] on the back of your head and they pinch down with the two forearms and you're [ __ ] man and then the knees are coming yeah why can't he get it going like that in the UFC there's a lot of issues one okay first of all he's taken a lot of head punishment if you watch aler over him's K1 career his his pride career the the strike force fights in the strike force fights really did really didn't get hit but he's had some brutal Knockouts Chuck Liddell knocked him out katanov knocked him out Shogun knocked him out a lot of guys knocked him out bhari finished him bhari finished him he got finished in kickbox bouts he finished bhari too yeah and he finished B too so he's been stopped a bunch of times now he's been stopped twice in a row and the Bigfoot one was [ __ ] trauma that Bigfoot one was incredible that combination there's only been one combination as good as that finishing a fighter with hands and that's Phil Bron versus Dave manay old school UFC have you ever seen that pull that [ __ ] up Phil Bron versus de B Phil Bron is uh he you know he's a dude who like really underrated punching power like people don't know he's had a lot of issues he's been the game a long time he had a lot of injuries had a lot of losses but when Phil Baron Clips you you got big problems cuz that [ __ ] is dynamic and this series of punches that he landed on man to finish him one of the best alltime KO scenes I've ever seen in my life look at this combination boom boom boom that's the slow-mo show the like the full speed version of you can find that's a shitty version of it too that looks terrible it's like a VOR belf for see if you could find like a better version of it so you could really see it clearly because it's so but but the Bigfoot one was really similar real similar real close so it's like that's a lot of trauma man I think your brain needs a long time off after you get [ __ ] up like brown just touched him on the chin with that foot and it was think
yeah and that was really the only time Brown had really hit him clean up to that point and you know aler almost finished him almost finished him and he went out full clip to try to finish him which if you do it puts you in a real bad position gas tank wise and when you're gas Tank's done when you thought you were going to kill the guy and the guy's still in front of you and you can't move you can't move but an Alistar just kept moving forward kept moving forward you know he didn't want to back up he he wanted to keep the pressure on that dude but that front kick to the face you got to you got to give it up to Travis Brown that [ __ ] was perfectly placed fight he tested it a couple times to the body too during the fight yeah well he's got a long ass reach look at this here's the combo look at this bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang b b b b it was like a godam when you get hit when you're out on was doing like the speed bag off the off the off the off the fence man he might hit him 10 times in 3 seconds was incredible and how many of those punches was he out you know what I mean so once his head started doing this he's out he was keeping them up with those punches with those punches just like the Bigfoot fight yeah yeah very similar so that kind of knockout I think takes a long time to recover from and obviously I'm not a neurosurgeon I'm just talking out of my ass but I would imagine that's an injury that's not it's not as simple as oh you got knocked out you come back now you're 100% no you get injured like you you know what it's like to injure your back you know what it's like to injure your elbow that shit's got to heal it doesn't feel the same and just because you don't feel your brain just because you don't feel all that up there like I would imagine your neural system has to [ __ ] take a little bit of a break it's got to heal up from something like that so they give you like 90 days like before you're allowed to like when you get KO they they'll have like a certain amount of days but how they can predict how one person's 90 days is the same as that 90 days or like you know Edson bar was a Terry of 90 days when he wheel kicked homeboy and just starched him like he got nailed by a sniper shot just that's a different kind of ko than a quick stoppage but
they're both 90 days you know I think that's there's some significant injuries that happen so that could be a part of what happened to him too you're dealing with a dude who's been knocked out at least eight times what about confidence too right like after I mean like you get he's still super [ __ ] confident man he still attacked Travis Brown he just ran out of gas and then there's also issue of steroids there's an issue of hormones you know and he says that he he took he got popped and then they they kept him off for a year and he said that the reason why he did it was because he had a shoulder injury and a doctor prescribed it to him and he didn't know there was testosterone in it right which is possible but then when he got off of it it showed that his testosterone was like super low like when he lost to Bigfoot they did a test on him and they found his testosterone was very low like in the 190 range I think they said it was which is very low and actually kind of dangerous like you're not supposed to be a Prof professional athlete with your [ __ ] level so low and so what's your take on all the dudes doing the trt well here's the issue one trauma stops your body's production of testosterone it's been proven the the pituitary gland apparently is very sensitive there's a guy named um uh Dr Mark Gordon who was a specialist and he worked with James Tony he's worked with a bunch of football players and a bunch of people coming back for the war traumatic brain injury one of the things that happens is your body loses its ability to produce hormones and so a lot of guys who' have taken head trauma their their test levels Lo drop so then it becomes the question of okay if you need to take testosterone because your test levels are dropping because you've taken a lot of head trauma at what point in time are we going to keep you away from head trauma is there ever do we just allow it as long as you can keep supplementing with hormones we allow you to keep getting in there even though your body's like look you've rattled our cage we're not producing testosterone anymore well it's okay we're just going to get it from needle and we we're fine we're just going to get right back in there you know I think as a a a person who values personal freedom I certainly think they should be able to do that the
question becomes though when they do it how much should they really be able to get I mean how much how I mean how do you how do we like really closely regulate it because it looks like some people get more than others some people like their bodies radically change and all of a sudden they look like super athletes when they were kind of doughy just a couple of fights before that's obviously something a little bit bigger than just you know bringing your your your levels up to a normal range it seems like they're hyper levels yeah I don't know if it's the case but it looks like that I you you'd obviously have to test them on a daily basis to really get an accurate read of what their levels are but the the the thing is unless you are randomly testing them on a regular basis people can cheat and there's ways that people can cheat anyway there's ways people people use fake dicks you know they people have been like Tom seore apparently tried to use a fake dick when he was at a rehab place to go to a halfway house God bless him out a fake hog trying to piss it in a cup and like what are you do get that's a fake dick you crazy they sell them in weed magazines and stuff well there's a lot of people man that's the reality of their job you know you have to you have to be clean but I think trt is a tricky situation because yeah it's hard you know I think hey like freedom of being a human and if you need it in your life yeah yeah but if I'm you know as if I was a fighter or about matching a fan of the fight game It's Tricky and to me it's almost as controversial I say almost but it's almost as controversial as men transsexuals that men that become women and they want to compete as women because there's already been one of those and there's one in basketball as well I think that's just as controversial as adding testosterone and being able to fight not I shouldn't say that it's not just as controversial but it's it's you know it's close I mean the testosterone's weird the idea that you can just put it in your body and then go out there and fight as if like you're so good like your body's producing that much testosterone you're that aggressive no like as you get older your body starts slowing down like naturally yeah so if you want to still
compete and you want to still compete like like a young man that is the way to do it the question is how old should you be when you're allowed to do that like if it's a 46y old Randy Coture you go okay I get it yeah give him the go but he wasn't even doing it right so but if it's if it's a a 27-year-old guy which there have been there's been guys as young as 25 how old's vtor he's in his 30s like 34 or something right let's find out that's not very old no it's not cuz I'm 31 yeah I know a couple of guys do it I know and and the thing thing to me was like you know they they love it they said they feel great and all this and then they have to do the needle every day and everything once a week you do it once a week or you put on cream every day if they're doing a needle every day they're crazy maybe I'm mistaken but still it's like you know um and I was like all right well for how long and it's like forever forever I was like H yeah it's like C is not real that's part of the problem but if you want your body to work really good right now that's the solution the question to me is not testosterone replacement as like a practice because I feel like I would take anything that makes my body work better I'll take vitamins I'll take whatever makes it work better like they say you're going to do it forever I'm going to brush my teeth forever too there's a lot of [ __ ] I'm going to do forever that I'm not scared of you know your teeth will be gone someday they'll get some new ones man I've seen Mike Goldberg's got some new front teeth they're beautiful amazing lost him playing hockey they just screw those [ __ ] in place they put you got it too right you got like a post in your mouth and they they screw a fake tooth up in there I got get one I'm actually do for one right now that's a crazy little operation there man wait when you get the front teeth fake do do you still have to do the rods like that what I do or like the titanium I think they screwed it right into his head wow yeah I think that's how they make sure that the the teeth stay and when when they do that they're apparently like super strong like it's just like a regular tooth like they have these incredible composite teeth now they're like really
tough and wellmade they look exactly like your teeth I mean his [ __ ] looks perfect Che would it's amazing well some people have [ __ ] gotten their teeth hacked down to put caps on to make it more pretty I know a lot of people that did that that's pretty crazy man that's pretty crazy just for Cosmetics like you're going to go with a full mouth of fake teeth hey look how pretty my teeth are you know you got a toupe for a mouth yeah Teddy Roosevelt style you see so much in this town though I know so many people that got that done yes I A friend of mine did it yeah yeah most it's creepy too white it's weird yeah I don't yeah I don't know man I guess bleach your teeth if you smoke cigarettes yeah I need to do it but that testosterone thing I think it's it's a beginning bro and this is the real problem it's not testosterone it's not human growth hormone it's the inevitability the inevitability of biological engineering the inevitability that science technology all them will combine because there's a massive market for figuring out how to make the human body work better KW told me when I interviewed him that we are a decade away from inventing red blood cells that are artificial that will allow you to hold your breath for 4 hours he said you'll be able to sit at the bottom of the pool for 4 hours a regular person you don't have to be a super athlete you don't have to be a monk you don't have to be some [ __ ] dude who lives in the mountains just eating raw salmon for a year practicing Kata no just one dude has some artificial blood cells injected into a system take a deep breath and you have plenty of oxygen for 4 hours it's [ __ ] crazy and he said it's it's inevitable it's coming they're already working on it that's going to be awesome dude it's going to be incred there's going to be no no sense in working out go spear fishing but then when there's no sense in working out it's almost like are we going to be spoiled is it going to be like the same thing that has [ __ ] a lot of people when they have so much access to entertainment it's made kids lazy because they sit in front of the TV and vegetate they're not as creative or active as younger kids I mean that's the argument but what is it going to be like when you can just be a
superhero yeah boats are going to go out of business you could fly let's just go to Catalina on there's a difference could walk yeah you're going to be able to [ __ ] hold your breath under water and walk across to Catal yeah and when you when you all you have to do is get to the surface take a deep breath and go right the [ __ ] back under and you're good for another 4 hours y Jesus Christ take a little baby oxygen tank you could just walk on the ground the whole way the whole no problem but we'll be a people of no fortitude well they're also working on skin artificial skin that is that they merge human DNA with spider silk it sounds like a goddamn comic book it sounds like Spider-Man but they're working on they're literally going to have artificial skin that's Bulletproof huh so you're going to have skin like on your body that's like your skin it looks like skin but it's it's [ __ ] bulletproof like literally nothing can hurt it that's possible I mean it's not something I'm inventing with my imagination this is like something that they've they've it's a proof of concept idea that they're taking from like the laboratory and they're starting to try to see if they could actually develop this yeah Jesus Christ if it's pliable you can still get choked out that's so true you just jump on their back maybe that'll be at the end all when people become impossible to knock out it'll all be about Jiu-Jitsu yeah just got to get to that neck no more MMA let him go bulletproof you're not choke proof dog yeah if you well there's a dude named rapael dos sanos and uh he got his jaw broke in a fight and now he said his jaw is a weapon because he's had so many titanium he's got titanium plates and like eight screws in his jaw and two dudes in a row have broken their hand on his jaw wow because he's like my jaw's a weapon now like it doesn't knock me apparently when you get your jaw fixed too like that issue of like your jaw getting Tink sometimes that goes away not for every dudes but sometime for some dudes you can't knock them out as easy like once your jaw gets fixed apparently it's it's like stiffer stays in place better yeah doesn't break as easy because they got screws and plates in it and wires and [ __ ] in it and it's harder to get
knocked out so this dude is like I mean what happens if someone like they just start making fake bones like Wolverine style everybody has a scar from the top of their head all the way down to their ass crack because they just [ __ ] pulled you out of that [ __ ] and put some [ __ ] good fake Bones on you and now you never get hurt you just run around with [ __ ] carbon fiber bones running through walls and [ __ ] kicking people with like an aluminum bat that sign fight to the death territory man well there'll be no competition anymore that's the real issue the real issue is like competition in sports is a big part of what like sedates the masses keeps people like tuned into that as like a method of Conquest hey we're going to [ __ ] kick the Lakers ass tonight when meanwhile they're completely sary they're existing in this [ __ ] maze this fake world and they're getting their Gladiator instincts out through that well if that all goes away they're going to have to seek some sort of other release for this and that's that that's that's an issue that people face mhm and when you give people some sort of distraction that's 46% are going to go right for it right yeah that's what we got to fix got to fix that just cut out cut out the number of dummies call the how are you going to do it though you say that okay let me ask you this if Everlast if you were an alien from another planet super smart had your [ __ ] together totally and you came to Earth and you you know you you got you can do whatever the [ __ ] you want you're an alien you're from a thousand million years in the future you got okay so I have no conscience or or well you have conscience but people are Humanity it's if like if You Came Upon let me ask you this if You Came Upon a village The Village was run by a bunch of rabid monkeys there was millions of them they were [ __ ] up everything throwing [ __ ] at people stealing candy mugging babies you would want to start killing monkeys right okay well monkeys are intelligent little animals if something is so far advanc from us that it can get here from alpha centuri in a metal ship who knows how what they're going to think about us they might look at us as like oh this is this dangerous stage that a being gets when it's
starting to transcend from its animal instincts into this new emergent Consciousness this group Consciousness that's inevitable for this species but right now it's crazy right now it's running around [ __ ] shooting guns at each other and smashing each other on the highway and polluting things and dumping [ __ ] in the ocean and pulling out all the fish and woo leaving a giant garbage patch in the middle of the ocean going to punk rock shows [ __ ] Rage Against the Machine maybe they they're like oh these [ __ ] aren't ready they're not ready they're not ready we got to kill some of them how do we got to kill some of them who going to kill you got to kill the stupid ones but we need them to work we need the the robot technolog is not ready for McDonald's yet you know you can't have robot workers making you cheeseburgers so until that time what the [ __ ] do you do if you were an alien and you had the you had the say well you know you're you're you're you're you're giving me like a kindhearted alien scenario like like I'm I'm an alien with a conscience I I could also be the alien that comes and looks at it like well there's this antill and it's in my garden and it's kind of serving a purpose but it's getting too big so I just got to stomp out half of these [ __ ] maybe they just throw an asteroid our way maybe that's what what [ __ ] up the dinosur all you got to do is change the degrees of the planet like by three in either Direction and The Whole World's [ __ ] well all they have to do here's what pull the plug don't just put what what do they call that one not some not electromagnetic pulse that's it's easy put the lights out survival to the fittest well a one solar flare would do that right one gigantic solar flare would at least shut us down until we figured out how to reboot things CLE unless unless unless you have some Electronics already put into a container in the ground deep in the ground they don't have to be deep in the ground they just have to be well sealed within a metal container like you can get a old style metal garbage can really take a [ __ ] plastic bag like put a plastic bag in it like you're going to use real trash put a bunch of walkie-talkies and stuff with the like
in there close the plastic bag tie it up bang put the lid back on it and take that [ __ ] seal it shut somehow and like if you ever did have the electromagnetic pulse those things would still be good afterwards bro are you a prepper no but I I'm I'm prepared though are you doomsday prepping you got Electronics in a garbage bag anywhere yeah really yeah apocal ass house if the [ __ ] hits the fan dude I got I got storage units full of water dog do you really yeah damn dude that's smart and practical you know what's freaking me out lately not to freak people out I'm not on some crazy [ __ ] looking like Hurricane Sandy you know what I mean look at anything like that when youo when your whole block doesn't have anything and nobody shows up for a week listen my good friend lived for that my good friend Tommy Jr he told me that they used to they had to drive four hours to use their cell phones like your phone wouldn't work anywhere you had to drive like way the [ __ ] out he lives in um in in Connecticut like right near the New York border and he had a drive you know [ __ ] hours they said that food was nowhere like within a day food was gone everywhere people were like going to to Dunkin' donuts and waiting in line at Dunkin Donuts just to get something to fill your belly and they're running out of food I mean there's like almost nothing left he said it was crazy and he said it happened so fast he was like he goes you would think this is how Tommy Jr talks goes you would think they were prepared right you would think well let's see if the power goes out for a week we're going to need this amount of emergency food let's have it nearby goes [ __ ] that dude he goes they weren't prepared at all it was every man for themselves and he goes and it really made you realize how [ __ ] scary things could get like that he goes cuz this wasn't [ __ ] he goes it was a big storm but he was like talking about like think about all the things that have happened throughout history in the human history that we know of that was way bigger than that and think about all the [ __ ] that happened in the dark dark past of the [ __ ] earth when we know mountains formed and a couple of major events and now just just string a couple of those major events together like say something even larger than Sandy
something Katrina is and then let's just say at the same time and it's not it's far-fetched but it Ain impossible remember when that volcano went off and like nobody could fly for [ __ ] I was stuck in Europe dog like go so's say combine it with some super volcano eruption it's not that hard to I'm not even talking about schemes or disasters of the end of the world I'm talking about [ __ ] get hungry they get vicious man and I'm I'm going keep mines yeah and we don't have our our our life is not set up organically right now our life is set up to revolve around the the grid and until people develop as much food and as much access to food organically as they do by getting things shipped and carrying them from here and there if you're not responsible for the production and cultivation of your own food which most people don't have the opportunity to be then you're not autonomous and if you're if you're not if you can't support yourself and some [ __ ] hits the fan you got a real problem because also you why I want to learn to hunt something that God forbid when when the trucks stop coming into the supermarket it's you know I got I you ask me if I'm a prepper I guess yeah you know and yeah I guess I am because I'm [ __ ] ready dog well I'm going to I'm going to get you with Steve Rella man I'm ready for like that I have enough I'll get to wherever you know I got to get like through if there's a you know certain amount of time there's only going also I believe you know living in our society it's like even if something bad did happen you're only talking about at the worst you need to be be able to hold yourself accountable for yourself for about 3 months at its worst that's what I figure you know what I mean unless we're talking about some nuclear disaster it's like who the [ __ ] wants to be here anyways take me out when that [ __ ] happens you know what I mean yeah that's the thing right it's like how much damage do you want done to the Earth before you're like CH I don't want to be here you know I don't want to be here for cannibal days right would you rather be dead than see people cannibalizing people pull up on a ranch like hey you guys got any food and you see them [ __ ] saw on a leg in the backyard and you're like oh Jesus they're eating people right that's going
to happen I mean it would [ __ ] happen it would without a doubt it would happen it's possible it's happened in the past the NES Pur Indians apparently were like big on cannibalism they were cannibalizing the [ __ ] out of people because they lived in Montana and [ __ ] got real cold in the winter and it's hard to find deer and it's even hard to shoot him with a [ __ ] bow and arrow so when you stumble upon some people that are just living in some wooden house you're like oh yeah we got some food here just eat those [ __ ] people that was couple hundred years ago there all kinds of Witchcraft things that go with that too witchcraft te yeah that's something I want to investigate spiritual beliefs about eating humans and Powers it bestows upon the yeah the eaters and general butt naked it's not sometimes it's not a power thing sometimes it's like there's a Nicholas nebom he wrote a book called keep your River on your left or on the right or whatever and he ate people he he he practiced cannibalism with a specific culture and they did it when a relative died and when the relative died there'd be this ceremony where they would all get together and pray and sing or what or it was just like just mourning some sort of mourning I don't even know if they did anything but then they would consume ritually like certain parts of the family member all together oh what the [ __ ] that's dark I don't want to eat people and I definitely don't want to eat my grandma I definitely wanted to be a stranger but sometimes it's not a survival thing sometimes it's not a war thing sometimes it's just like like that's one of my jokes though like whenever we're on planes or something and if we go down y'all y'all could y'all could eat me man it's okay yeah I would trade my grandmother for somebody else you know like you can have my grandmother to eat I take your daughter they're obviously not doing it to enjoy it you know like yeah it's just I guess somehow or another I think they're consuming something of the person it brings them closer to that person or something just to finalizing the idea in their mind that they're gone religion something have you ever been to a a funeral with an open casket yeah my fathers my grandfather was the only one I've ever been to it was very strange it
was tough it didn't it didn't seem like him no you know even though I know it was him I was like where is he he's not there no they they aren't there that's the that's the bizar part it's like you know so strange it's the argument for that Divine spark or that Soul you know what I mean it's like cuz there's it's not there the same thing that the Shell's there yeah you know what I mean but it doesn't even look real it doesn't look like the same and I know it was he was made up a little bit and all this but I'm saying just there was something yeah I don't know what the [ __ ] not right about it I don't know what that transition is but I have a feeling it's just not what we think it is I think the idea of life and death is just what you're dealing with is one tiny frame in a fractal Universe I remember only one thing from The Experience what do you remember just a voice what' it say Suck it you know it was it was like it was like a voice that was just familiar comfortable kind of like your grandfather's voice but I wouldn't say it was my grandfather's voice but you understand what I'm saying just and my it was just saying yeah you like I was in the wrong place kind of vibe I don't even know if it was words or just a feeling that was being conveyed to me right like you're going to come back but it was definitely the only conscious thing I can remember from the whatever several minutes that I was supposedly de wow that's trippy dude you've been to the other side maybe that's why you're so bluesy I don't know man I'm just saying it's like I just remember feeling like a very comfortable like set you at an ease kind of voice when you heard it wow and it was like n no you kind of you ain't supposed to be here kind of thing like a lot of people have said that a lot of people that have gone through that said that but you know the fractal nature of the universe I me like I don't know why it's so weird for people to think that something happens after they die like you showed up at your grandpa's house too early for your own surprise party that's how it felt kind of like wow and your grandpa was trying to be like nah don't don't that's that's the weirdest way I can put it I wonder if what it is is just we we we think that this life is
all there is because this is what we're experiencing but this is just a temporary blip this is just one stage and an infinite number of stages and we leave this and go into the next one and we shouldn't be scared of it well that's the realization that I believe most people call your life flashing before your eyes is the the summation that your life was like when I was laying on the table and they were rolling me in for that operation I was pretty much convinced I was dying like I was going to die there was I mean the way they were panicking the way my chest felt and I knew I was born with this thing I was like oh wow I'm checking out this is it and like the whole time that I was just sitting there like it wasn't I I wasn't consumed with fear I mean though I was there was there was fear there was just like this summation of like that's my life that quick wow everything that I've ever done has been that only that long from the minute I was born to now that's it do the things that and it wouldn't have mattered if I lived 40 more years that's that would have been the exact same realization that your whole life is so like so time is is irrelevant time is a is an illusion time is something we made up like we're living you know and we've slowed ourselves down by counting seconds that's interesting see I people always say that time's an illusion that's like a very popular thing to say I think time's totally real but I think it doesn't matter I think the thing is so big that your idea of time is such a joke like your idea of time is like you measuring seconds in Infinity what I mean like you're clinging to something that's impossible to cling to because although it is real and can be measured it's also movable doesn't matter it's movable you know what I mean you can move time how can you move time I mean you you do it all the time in small increments when you like make these realizations of like all of a sudden you're somewhere mhm you know what I mean just that little small realization these are T things percept time is perception okay it's not an illusion it's it's a perception I see what you're saying you know what I mean so it's like the it's it's all in the way you perceive it you could Zone I can
get on a 14 hour flight to Australia and zone out and I feel like I'm there in an hour right can that be you know is that time traveling but it's also you can you know what I mean you yeah yeah yeah no I know what you're saying I know what you're saying it's like you you are even though that this time is passing it's not passing for you you're going somewhere else yeah so where is it is are you moving through time what are you doing during that time there was 17 hours unaccounted for you know what I mean yeah and you just vegetated and lost it took a nap came to but you know the I used to take acid a lot it would happen all the time I'd sit there take acid and I'd watch the [ __ ] sun go down and come up and it would seem like the span of 15 minutes I don't think that counts I don't think that counts think it's relevant I think it's related I don't think would survive peer review I think if you brought that to University and you're like look I figured out time travel I drop ass in I watch the sunset [ __ ] they' be like thank you Mr say you're you're closer than you think we really appreciate your contribution yeah you're right they would say you're closer than you think because in in terms of infinity I mean you really did time travel if you decide to put a lot of energy on 14 hours and like God when is this going to end that [ __ ] will drag on forever watch pot doesn't boil exactly but it does the problem is it really does boil doesn't it take longer doesn't it seem to take very much longer it seems to because you're not enjoying the experience I think everything is a matter of like how much mov the time around it's how you're using that time and you're moving it right and so in that sense like the more joy and love you have in your your time the less time feels like it's passing absolutely so that's the KE so make things make things so they don't ever stretch out it's always like one big fun experience so you're always time traveling does that make sense but then how would you know what fun was if there was no painful one uh you have to experience it at an early age or get a microchip and they stick in the back of your head like this is this is the blue this is a Robert Johnson special
think speaking of that it's a good transition to music we haven't done any [ __ ] songs how how long we been talking it up man hours dude 2 hours yeah it's 5:45 right now man damn we give zero [ __ ] and you know Everlast it's always a pleasure when you come on here man it's always fun to just sit down and talk to you but I got to promote though I got to promotee you're here for you're here to have fun I'm who we went loud again I forgot we're on the singing mic life acoustic yeah the life acoustic I got you know which is kind of the Rogan audience is is is at least more than a little responsible for this record existing so well listen I'm honored and uh I mean I've done a actic stuff at radio stations and stuff but when I came in here and did it people started actually calling and booking shows for it so that's awesome and every everybody said they' buy it so I'm going to hold y'all accountable Joe has like 500,000 followers so go get it um uh let's try and get every one of y'all to buy two of them yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna put I'm gonna put that on Twitter I'm going to put it on Twitter where can people get it if I put it up right now oh it's on iTunes or martyr in.com you will take it all my stuff you know all my Twitter's and all right instagramable and facebookers Brian find a or someone Jamie and Brian find a link and uh and tweet it to me so I could tweet it what are you going to play now man um let's do a little uh little cover um we were talking about some of this a little earlier but uh do you take requests if I know it can you do an American ban no not today I've been obsessed with that song for the last I'll try and have it for you next time americ I'll have a very sad version of it next time oh no oh you will you'll Crush my dreams you will man you'll turn into homeless people and junkies and [ __ ] it' be beautiful what are we going to do here [Music] as soon as you're born they make you feel small by giving you no time instead of it all until the pain is so big that you can't feel it all [Music] A working class hero is something
be a working class hero is something to [Music] be they hurt you at home and they hit you in school the hair when you're clever then despise fool until you're so [ __ ] crazy you can't follow their rules working class hero is something to be a working glass hero is something to be they torture and scare you for 20 our years and now they expect you to pick a career but you can't even function you're so filled with [Music] fear working class hero is something to be A working class hero is something be they keep you doped with religion and sex and TV and you think you're so clever and classless and free but you're all [ __ ] peasants as I see working class hero is something [Music] be a working class hero is something to [Music] be there room at the top they are telling you still [Music] But first you must learn how to smile as you [Applause] [Music] k you want to be like the folks on here A working class hero is something to be a working glass hero is something be you want real hero then don't follow me one real hero and come follow me one real hero then don't follow me that was [ __ ] badass holy [ __ ] that's my favorite version of that song that was beautiful somebody actually from your crew uh peoples on my TW and my peoples on my Twitter I think requested that last time I said that's not a bad idea dude that's my favorite version of the song now that was beautiful this John lenon you know godamn he was a bad [ __ ] John Len he wrote some interesting stuff man what's up with that yoga oh thing though how'd that happen I don't know but this dude show me that what's Bear one yes I would we played it twice already we can't play together greatest things I
knew that comedian guy and always found it funny but I never heard the the Yoko Ono bit until he showed it to me he's beautiful Bill bro is beautiful guys like him are so important to me there's only like 10 of them there's only 10 of them that are that good that that are out there that point [ __ ] out like that and are honest about how they feel about [ __ ] like his his his take on John Leno like you [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] why you yelling out I'm here I'm here Chuck [ __ ] you can't leave me alone it's so funny it's so funny Bill Bird's beautiful he's beautiful so guys like that are so important Joey Diaz has his [ __ ] take on the candleabra movie the the the uh the Liberace movie it is the funniest [ __ ] thing I have ever seen in my life you got to see Joey D has his bti on it it is so funny on is on no no no no he has I don't think he's put it on anything it's so funny it hurt hurts my balls I I haven't seen that I haven't seen that flick yet I got to check it out oh it's beautiful it's brilliant and it's beautiful it really is beautiful and it's that's like you know saying that about a movie that's about a gay dude who's a gay pimp who's just giving these dudes amphetamines and banging them and playing piano and making hundreds of millions of dollars just running it it's bad he was a bad [ __ ] dude liberachi was a bad [ __ ] well that was his game that's what he did he paid for their surgery he made his boyfriend get surgery so he looks like him do you know how gangster that is like he made the guy get a chin implant so he looks like Liberace oh god dude that's so heavy you want to see something that freaks you out you want to see this put on that video when Liberace Winks at me because you know for the longest time I played this before I apologize to people who have heard this podcast and they listen to everyone they go you g to play that [ __ ] song again the only reason being is cuz Everlasting is here I just want you to see from a cultural standpoint how strange things must have been the 1950s where this was like a real thing there was a woman she was writing a letter to the Liberace fan club because she's a huge fan of Liberace now and she goes crazy and swoons when Liberace Winks at her and so there's Liberace
playing piano on the TV and she's sitting there writing her letter and swooning and look at [Music] this this [ __ ] was only 60 years ago Dude ID Charming be [Music] now check this out look at the TV now watch when he [Music] Winks are you going to play along Brian check this look at this WI she Winks at me isn't that a weird noise that's his wink it's a piano key it sounds like a computer made it though no it's just a just real well it's cuz they added it in a shitty ancient [ __ ] system on wax comp oh there's no wink trick this he's going to wink again though I guarantee you he's a t with how strange though that he was like a MAA Idol and you came across this why I know because I well I got really obsessed with the movie I saw the movie well I didn't even see the movie I saw Joey Diaz talk about the movie first and then I I see him talk about it backstage like he was in The Green Room and we were dying laughing when he was talking about liberachi slinging dick you know like hypnotizing [ __ ] he just going and it was so funny I had to watch the bit so then he did this bit about it so the bit is just ridiculous it's it's Matt Damon and Li watch I mean it's it's a [ __ ] it's an unbelievably hilarious bit so then I watched the movie and I was like oh [ __ ] this is a good movie man like this is an interesting story it's a young guy who fell for the charms of an old rich gay guy and and he just got gangster with him and he's just they're taking pills and he's he's got a a [ __ ] pump that keeps his dick hard so he's hard all the time he can never get satisfied lii was just he was a a Madman just a Madman he had a thing stuck he had like a thing on his his dick where he can just get his dick hard anytime he wants he would just pump that [ __ ] up God bless him I got to see this flick oh it's a beautiful flick so then I started getting interested in liberachi and started like researching all the [ __ ] about liberachi I'm just going to start winking at you when I'm playing over here Hey listen man I'm not
homophobic I'm I'm I'm interested in human beings and strange human characters and that was an incredibly strange human character and the only thing that kept me from looking into him in the past was like that weirdness about like like a lot of research on a gay guy like a really obvious why you Pi why do you care about gay guys why don't you care about gay guys like he's just a human I want to know like what made that human he was like a alpha gay piano like gay guy the ultimate yeah yeah he made like a billion dollars playing a [ __ ] piano who does that who does that that's what I want to know and he was and he was a gangster when it came to his work ethic he was doing multiple shows in Vegas multiple per night you know and and he was a bad [ __ ] badass performer made a guy change his face he used to come out with gigantic Mt coats like a thousand Sables wrapped around his body you ever see those coats oh my goodness he had [ __ ] just he was the original gangster rapper nobody had like jewelry nobody had more bling than liberachi he was the original The Gangsta Ries they the Ries the gangster rappers they they copy Liberace Li first then Mr all all the all the B boy jewelry stuff man and even probably Liberace Style it comes from old Jewish Ladies Man seriously like kazow glasses big gold rope chains all that [ __ ] it was like old Jewish ladies would rock this fine jewelry back in New York and Stu and that's like it was like the hot it was the good [ __ ] it was the nice [ __ ] so like that's that's yeah man I mean like wow that actually makes sense you I mean that's hilarious dressed like kumod though what about those well those were just crazy glasses man I go to work one of the greats though oh without a doubt dude I go to work is a [ __ ] badass Jam see the doctor Kumo D was a a real innovator you know out of those dudes that were around then the most amazing to me is Nas like Nas is never stopped being relevant at all Kumo's a little bit before Nas but yeah but out those like 80s and 90s guys when was n n around the 80s right n like early 90s early 90s yeah h what was his I mean NZ is still young like he his first record came out when he was like 16 17 years old really yeah he doesn't
age he looks good for his age yeah he's only 39 wow that's amazing really I would thought he was even a little younger than that but I was pretty young back then too so I guess makes sense when I was like 20 something he was probably what is it about rappers that like very few of them are like Jay-Z that like have this longevity and keep producing more rap that's relevant like some of them they get big and then they fall off is that like record deal type [ __ ] like what is that pop music's that way pop music yeah there's a lot of Fall Offs even with those like doop bands back in the day everyone only remembers like one or two well the cat like Jay too they he started completely he started independently selling his own records and then came into the record business as his own full partner a lot of these cats are like they got what's like called a 360 deal nowadays like the label gets everything they get your merchandising they get your you know every rights all they get pieces of your touring back when I signed record deals back in the day like I I'm I'm my own label now I do my own thing I'm completely independent but when we had ma when I used to do major label deals I didn't have to give them anything but a record you know what I mean right now they want your publishing they want your touring they want your merchandising they want your touring too yeah cuz nobody buys records really you know what I mean and people buy singles nobody buys albums anymore say you came along right now those are the only deals that are available pretty much unless you got something going on already like unless you already have developed yourself a scene and you're making if you're earning on your own level I'm sure you can go work yourself a deal somewhere and how do musicians do but if you're doing that nowadays it's like you almost don't even want to do that you almost it's like for every Advantage there is to have that million dollar billion dollar machine behind you with you know there's some there's there's disadvantages to it you know I mean well it seems like financially I can't do what you can't do what you want I know of groups that have like uh I know a group that the the guy the head singer it's a group fits in the Tantrums and this head singer like supposed to just
saved up a bunch of money and used his life savings to spearhead his group he funded it himself they hit the road they played he hired good musicians you know shout out to James King uh like he just got good people on it and they just toured toured toured toured toured they did another album the song got a little radio love here and there internet love now you know it just Co goes from there but if you're just like some nobody you know you're doing like pageants or something like that you know whatever and you want to be famous it's like they're going to be like well what are you trying to do in the music business right so if you're trying to do like Star Search you want to be rich if you want to be rich and famous you're not doing you're not going out and grinding it out in dirty clubs for 10 years exactly you want to be rich and famous you're taking whichever route you can take get there but that [ __ ] doesn't work right to in order to get good you kind of have to no but you're like a lot of them cats that's what happens they you know they get turned out by labels the labels done with them they're not hot anymore labels used to they stop supporting them a z is a self-supporting like entity if the label left him behind he he he is the label he can't be left do you release all your own stuff you own all your own Stu well now I mean I didn't early on but the last few albums yeah I just do all my own stuff or release myself so beautiful yeah it gets a little better every year you know more more the fans you know tell other people that you know I'm still alive you know and then I'm still making good music then you know sell a few more records and do some Winks you know what I mean you a few Winks d Never Last wins at maybe you should cover that well then you'd have to do the girl version that doesn't make sense that's a girl song maybe you could do a version where a chick is talking singing and you're playing guitar now shut the [ __ ] up there's no way to get away from that songs it was good you stepped away that quick it's just too ancient gay and everything's wrong with it it's a mess it's a mess the poor girls on her knees like what's happening there it's a strange [ __ ] video very I kept
thinking it was Judy Garland too that's the crazy think yeah she had that look about it right that innocent 1950s woman look it's definitely like a wannabe judie Garland thing going on there and they thought they were so sophisticated they were so much further ahead than the Mongols or American Indians or any people before them 1950s that was 50 years away from the 1800s [ __ ] Age of Innocence right when we had separate but equal how many is that 1950s was only 50 years away from 1899 I mean that [ __ ] is like pioneer days you know this a young ass Society cocaine and Coke yeah cocaine was in Coke cocaine and everything cocaine and everything was in everything back then if it was medicine it had cocaine in it did you know that Coca-Cola still uses cocoa leaves and they process them to make Coca-Cola and they use the cocaine from those cocoa leaves from medical cocaine there's a company that that processes it for them they're like the biggest producer of medical cocaine we've had we've we've touched talk about this is when I talked about the documentary which one because there's a crazy documentary about Coca-Cola in South America being involved in all these like hit like sanctioned hits and [ __ ] like gorilla Warfare and [ __ ] down there what was the name of it do you remember the document it's like the Coca-Cola cases or the Coca-Cola files and here let's shut it down again docu documentaryheaven.com it's money dude it's all about money there's too much money in Coke how you g to pass up on that that's how the CIA get involved they're like come on it's so much money there's bread down there man you got to sell it someone's buying it Jesus Christ so they just start doing it supply and demand it is right right Illmatic was 94 that's when n started yeah so yeah but he his first record was like a year or two before that called live at the Barbecue on Main sources album so that was like 93 I think yeah maybe even '92 yeah he's got the most interesting lyrics he's got really strange lyrics you know like that one song from Stillmatic where he plays it in reverse you know the song like the the scenario plays out in Reverse isn't it about being a gun yeah yeah yeah what is that
song I think it's called I'm a gun oh really or something like that no no no no no I don't think so rewind it's called rewind oh rewind yeah got yourself a gun is the uh no that's a different song but isn't the story about being he has a song that's a story about him actually being a gun H I believe it no I don't know know maybe uh on that on that still manic I don't know it's all you know all his records are on a hard drive now so it's like not even like in album categories it's just a Lissa song so yeah that's this I mean how many physical CDs get sold now and how many get sold digitally um do people still want this yeah this one has more than you would think yeah it's pretty dope I love the artwork life acoustic yeah my buddy Tristan Eaton did all the artwork yeah it's uh we just ripped off you know Wes Anderson movie and and yeah but it's beautiful you know it's a tribute a tribute tribute yeah no one's going to like get confused me you use the same font I mean everyone it's but it's really cool I don't think anybody thinks a movie is going to be in my in my CD there no and it's a it's a cool name I love it so uh what next um what about Jump Around says jump around on here man but we don't really have this the drum situation worked out here we can do it without drums I guess oh no no no don't do anything you don't want to do not not wanting to I just think it would be a little bit better if we had the drum thing worked out then don't listen to me do whatever you want to do I want to hear whatever you want to do [ __ ] man I wouldn't want you telling me what jokes to do I would forget how it go I don't know by the way my Twitter handle is Raven The Banger Raven The Banger The Banger Banger The Banger d d a b a n g e r why why do they call you Raven The Banger or is that what you call yourself I just I just made it up one there just really high my last name is like you know some breakdown of it means like little Raven right and then de Banger cuz like all the famous DJs sounded all like Dutch and stuff and like I yeah like oh like Testo yeah they just had the crazy European name so I was like I'll just make it sound like see we have different ideas of who famous DJs are because who's the famous djp like Paul Van Dyke or whatever you know like Grand in
flash it says your your Twitter name you call yourself Black Beauty yeah with this guy Dy we're all getting like uh high and once again all bad stories start with that and he was like oh yeah your hair is like I'm going call your hair black beauty man and so why did you just say all right guess that's what I'm called now because you know just like [ __ ] it [ __ ] it [ __ ] yeah let him name you you know that's the Brazilian way Brazilians they all give themselves like silly nicknames yeah you know yeah I used to do Capa I've heard all the silly nicknames they're funny like like P depano who's a famous Jiu-Jitsu guy it's apparently like a cartoon you know like P is Bigfoot yeah I was a Avatar Avatar Avatar yeah cuz I have like a ponytail and I'm tall and lanky and [ __ ] that's hilarious they You Avatar that's funny the tree of knowledge all right what do you want to do man it's up to you what is that is that a drum kit rib band's getting down don't let him stop him now [Music] her skin was salty sweet she wore sandals on her feet s by side we fell asleep in her mother's bed she stepped inside of me said don't never lie to me this Heart of Mine can't be oh yeah that's what you said but I just played the role and broke the heart I stole cuz I was young and dumb and [ __ ] up in the [Music] here you won't be laugh for real do you w't be for real do you w't be left girl [Music] yeah now down by river I'm taking off my shoes I'm jumping water wash away these Blues now into the ocean the current Tak words I would have been spoken Tales I would have been Soul Hearts I already been broken wounds I already been healed Do You Want Be Live do you want do you want be for real you want be laugh real do you want be laugh for real do you want be left [Music] girl for real [Music] and do you want be
[Music] [Music] love you want to Bea real do you want be laugh for real do you want me left [Music] girl for real her eyes were Hazel BR she left the sweetest sound and I just love the way that she lit up every time she [Music] spoke she healed to ease my pain she stay through p rain and I gave her all that she could take until she broke she F me like a glove she told me how to laugh and for some ass I watched it all go up and [Music] smoke you want real laugh reality you want real life for real do you want be love girl for [Music] real do you want be laugh for real you want be laugh for real do you want be laugh do you want you want be laugh for real do you want me laugh girl cuz I Want Be Love Do You Want Be Love do you want do you want Be Love For [Music] Real oh I like that one thank you Mr Brian Velasco on the keys Black Beauty yeah Black Beauty give it up Raven The Banger The Banger dude that's uh that's a great song Hey I was off of a record called Ed it Whitey and uh you're you're putting this out and then you're going to work on a studio album right after I've been I've been it's kind of a hip hopest thing it's slow going because I'm I'm it's it's it's very particular project it's kind of weird but it's going so the beauty of this is there could be a volume one volume two volume three it's easy to go in the studio and cut the acoustic versions it's fine too so yeah it must be nice to have like things paired down too oh yeah it makes traveling so easy dude oh I'm sure right yeah do you just show up with a guitar like how do you do it us three just the way we show up here with but we don't even need to bring this cuz most places will have a keyboard for us Ah that's nice right two guitars and three guys
like if you are in a big band like a big crazy band like how much [ __ ] do they have like let's say like if we got to go full gear what's a big band what's a band that travels big like obviously um you two they oh they got semi trucks dude they have like a at least two threedimensional show right yeah I mean they're carrying their own liting Rigs and their own sound systems and their own you know I mean how long does it take to set that [ __ ] up a day wow you know they say Kevin Hart has like a he's got an acoustic system that he has or um an explosive system that he has set up for his shows he does shows when he hits punch lines explosions go off behind him Tech how badass is that how badass is that punch line boom that's pretty dope no one can copy that either that shit's his that's like if you want to smash a watermelon with a sledgehammer too late that's Gallagher too late you know it's not like playing the drums there certain specific things that you're not allowed to repeat you know if you want to get shot in a dick with like a a pool ball it's over you can't do that you know rock stars can do pyate Technic and they can also like other rock stars could do pyate Technics but there's never been a comedian that does pyrotechnics until Kevin did it so now that's it it's only Kevin even though he didn't invent pyrotechnics he owns that [ __ ] but they literally go off on punch lines like yeah and I like suck it [ __ ] boom that's that's [ __ ] great I wish I make even like a shitty joke good you know that's cheating kind of dude why the chick cross the road cuz his dick was too long boom you just want to see that explosion again yeah but he's funny too so on top of that I mean that must be a destruction man that must be destruction it's a brilliant idea but you I think you got to do something if you're going to do 18,000 people with comedy exactly comedy is supposed to be honestly 200 people word clay never did nothing like that Dice Clay never did this he might have you know we need to ask him did he ever have explosives he might have he had some gigantic if anybody did it clay clay might have done it I don't think he had him on punch lines but I think he might
have come out is kind of wild yeah but yeah he was I think he was probably the first comedian to do those kind of places consistently I think maybe Steve Martin had done some Arenas and Eddie Murphy had done some Arenas and Richard PRI probably did some Arenas but when dice came on the scene like it was all arenas yeah it was like tours yeah he was the fir he was a totally different kind of comedian because he was like a musician like people wanted to hear his [ __ ] they wanted to hear the same [ __ ] again what's in the bow [ __ ] they would like all do it with him it's like singing along to Free Bird was reminiscent like if you if you remember those old like Monty Python when they took that on the road all they wanted to see was the old sketches so they could like sing say along to them like you know merely a flesh W FLH that's funny is that what they did I'm not even aware of that they they did oh yeah a famous live like DVD of myy python at the Hollywood Bowl it's hilarious well that makes sense Yeah well yeah I guess it totally makesense I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay and the whole audience is singing and [ __ ] it's like all they did was the stuff from the shows I'm embarrassed to say I was never a monic python fan really I it's not that I didn't like it I just never watched it I never I was in banned so I was money pyth so in bands you just became a money band some sort of like all these band mus think nerdy I think it was a nerdy thing to be into when we young cuz honestly like I I I won't front I knew some kids that play Dungeons and Dragons type stuff and I got involved with them but that's how I found Bonnie python was through them kids cuz like there was a thing called the quest for the Holy Grail that was like a movie such a great movie the bunny rabbit scene oh [ __ ] run away run away remember the life of BR we are the Knights of me get us a Shrubbery bring us a shrubber bring us a Shrubbery I need to watch it now I need to know yeah I need to see it yeah those guys are brilliant I'm missing something Life of Brian was good too oh was the one where they hacked the guy's arm off and that's that's [ __ ] uh uh quest for the Holy Grail with the Black Knight yeah come back here I'll bite your balls up
[Music] yeah prep prepare The Holy Hand Grenade The Holy Hand Grenade wow that's actually hilarious the French Dudes in the castle I blow my nose in your general direction what Castle Anthrax with all the hot naked women in it that's a great movie dude hilarious you got to just get baked one night and watch like mon P movies dude okay I'll do it I will do it you you'll you'll you'll piss yourself you'll piss yourself I think I will I just watched that I was laughing my ass off it's almost like now though in 2013 there's too much [ __ ] to see like there's so many documentaries that I have like on my on my queue that I need to watch there's so many movies that I haven't seen yet it's it's almost embarrassing it's like you can't catch up it's almost like there's too much I stick to old [ __ ] I stick to everything I grew up on yeah my wife my wife always asked me like you've seen this movie like 500 times how could you watch it again I'll be like cuz it's [ __ ] good and I like it go over Joey Diaz's house there a 90% chance to Outlaw Josie Wales be playing is that right as you walk great come here Jo come here Joe Rogan this is the [ __ ] scene he lays it down these are my words of life these are my words of life he goes up to the [ __ ] idian he's on a horse he's going look [ __ ] either we're GNA [ __ ] work this out or I'm ready to die what's up now it's the greatest [ __ ] and he'll he'll just he'll be it'll be on like at any given time when you come over his hotel room if it's on TV he's watching it Outlaw Josie Wales all the people that have ever seen the outlaw Josie Wales I bet Joey Diaz has seen it more than anyone it's a good movie it's a great [ __ ] movie there're stting movies that you could see over and over and over and over again it's good I the mechanic Charles Bronson is the mechanic and hard times remember Hard Times Hard Times Charles Bronson was a cage fighter what oh yeah you don't remember remember that he was a 5050 yearold fit cage fighter and he would go from town to town he had this [ __ ] shady manager he had a cat that he had milk to and he was this old wiry dude he was 50 years old when they filmed this [ __ ] see if you can pull up the scene knuckle C
fighter Charles Bronson from hard times and yo when he was 50 this [ __ ] was chiseled okay this is po before testosterone replacement therapy this was just the way Charles Bal he was just doing chin-ups and situps and [ __ ] and eating red meat drinking milk eating elk steaks you got to watch this video man see the way most people look at like Chuck Norris is how I look at Charles Bronson oh yeah Charles Bronson was one of the baddest dudes ever look at this old dude he's just [ __ ] people up it's a great feel a hell of a lot better than it does him 1933 America had hit the skids people were out of work and out of luck third refill cost the nickel life was as tough as a cheap stake you've been down the long hard Ro that writing is amazing was hard times I got a husband and no job and no prospects I don't look past the next bend in a road a man had to live by his wits well a man just starting out Lee Marvin huh Lee Marvin like a [ __ ] dude D look how young or by his fists columia pictures present it's like the original Every Which Way [ __ ] yeah it's the real one look I love Every Which Way But lose but it can't [ __ ] with hard times and they're fighting fist to Cuff Style oh yeah a man who spoke soft you know why and hit hard because that's how they used to fight when they were bar Knuckles a born con man SC well that was that Queens of marks [ __ ] right they all did like this who could make a fortune in a day I propose a toast to the best man I know me and lose it in a minute I'm flat broke I need some money fast what the hell are you doing you don't want no trouble just you pay your debts spe was the Hustler [ __ ] up old damn easy me no rules about that except who wins Chan was The Hitter you ever get scared when you do work I don't think of that knees man you allow the cage you could basically do anything they just didn't know all that other [ __ ] yet they didn't know about leg kicks you know no one knew no mu Tha Back Then they did that's what would have fought with you want to use it yeah oh that [ __ ] front of a pool table Charles Bronson James curn Jill
Ireland and Martin beautiful movie a knockout they a knockout I'm to watch it I'm watch terrible terrible speaking of that stuff about how there wasn't stuff like that around back then is I love how now like you know you'll w i i like you know I watched that show like occasionally on on Star Spartacus yes and they'll like have like a hand inand battle and all of a sudden it's like transitions of Jiu-Jitsu rolling into arm bars and a chill cold and it's like what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of here man panra they had that they had sort of it wasn't like that back then dude it wasn't polished the way it is whatever they had heel hooks the evolution of Jiu-Jitsu has changed so much since uh the UFC won since 1993 but if you go back to like the old school days with Hicks and Gracie he KN they had all the techniques they just it wasn't the the level wasn't as high as it is today you know but there all the techniques were there you know most of them like triangles arm barss all that shit's been around since the 30s mhm but it's just so rare that anybody got like super good at it the way you see like uh you know Marcelo Garcia or something like that like the guys that are today are the highest level Jiu-Jitsu guys of all time there still like hick and Gracie still regarded as the greatest of all time but he was just such a freak he was so much better than everybody he was in some weird Zone where like you would talk about everybody like oh this guy's real good This Guy's real good and then there's Hixon like and everybody said it they all agreed it was no debate it was no like yeah but I think uh he sh's better everybody was like tixon it's it he's the best one dude that's rare as [ __ ] you know but from then on you know besides him from then on basically it's constantly gotten better so that Spartacus [ __ ] that's they didn't fight like that didn't happen they just they didn't have enough time they didn't stay alive long enough to learn how to fight like that and you died when you were 24 with a [ __ ] sword in your stomach you know the idea that you knew how to transition to a triangle and then roll for noral Plata then take side control full Mount head arm choke skip to the side [ __ ] you don't know how to do that yeah yeah yeah totally totally that didn't happen back then but it's funny
when they used to like like I I wonder like I used to watch Deadwood but it used to bum me out when they sweared so much cuz I'm like I can't believe that they swore that much back then cuz they didn't swear that much in like the 50s and the 60s like why am I supposed to believe they swore that much in the 1800s like you sure is that real I don't know if that's real I don't think it was supposed to be proper Society either though like for sure it was a I mean the the most swear like 90% of the swears came out of the [ __ ] pimp guy's mouth that's true most of the time that but that guy swore so much it was just like he was awesome though it was amazing it was it was a feat of Genius I didn't know a human being could swear as much and as as as differently as that guy did on that show and have it sound as natural oh yeah like he swore it rolled off his tongue as if that there was just a I swear to God the first time I saw an interview with that guy and he spoke in an English [ __ ] accent I was just like no [ __ ] way I was get the [ __ ] out of here hilarious when dudes when you hear dudes you know they're like English dudes that area like pull off some like really like oh that there's no way that guy's not American you and then they're Australian you ever hear Jim Jeff do that Jim Jeff the comedian he's hilarious oh yeah I have yeah he's an Australian guy but he can do a perfect American accent like perfect and it's got like it freaks you out when you hear him talk and then he goes American on you yeah all right we're almost done here so uh let's end you want to end with one more song um is that good do that we could do that let me think going to do here minutes 10 minutes okay yeah one we'll end it so thank you to our sponsors on it.com um Legal Zoom use the code name Rogan on both of those it'd be so easy if it all all the code name Rogan but it's not so that's our sponsors ladies and gentlemen uh we will see you tonight at The Ice House it'll be uh Brian redband Brian call what's go ahead finish your thing Sor um Eddie if Sam tripley and Mah and that's tonight at uh 10:00 p.m. at the ice house and Joey Diaz is next door doing his podcast at 8:30 so if you get there early go and uh and watch that [ __ ] too we're going to try to convince Joey to come over and do
a set with us and then this weekend we're in Milwaukee Joey and I at the paps theater but it's basically sold out there's only a few tickets left so you might get some single seats and [ __ ] like that and um and that's it so we'll see you guys soon tomorrow night we got a little release party at hotel Cafe in Hollywood so la stand up come on out beautiful where's Hotel Cafe where's wnga is like right off Hollywood in between Hollywood and sunset I believe awesome what time is that: 10:30 yeah I hit it 10:30 so but it's a small place it's only like 150 seats man so Jump On It [ __ ] life acoustic out now support Everlast go out and buy this [ __ ] put your money where your mouth is you [ __ ] dirty beautiful freaks all right love you thank you very much for doing this man it's always a beautiful time [Music] pack it up pack it in let me begin I can't no when battle me that's a sin never slack up punk you better back up try and play the RO you the H who acted up Get Up Stand Up come on throw your hand up you got the Feeling jumo tou the ceiling mugs let the funk float someone talk junk you BST some in his eye take that Punk's whole feeling funky AMS in the chunking got more l in this cops at a ding donut shop show enough I got Pops from the kids on the hill plus my mom and my pop I came to get down I came to get down so get out your seat everybody jump around everybody jump around everybody jump around everybody jump around from town to town from bed to bed it's like I said we jump around everybody jump around I'll serve your ass like John Mac and roll if you girls step up I still smack that ho word to your mom I can't to drop bomb got more l in the Bible got Psalms and just like P son I've return One Step In Me getting burn see cuz I Got lyrics but you ain't got none if you come to battle bring a shotgun but if you do you're a fool cuz I know my D to the death step to me you take your last breath I got the skill come get your feel cuz when I shoot the GI I shoot the kill I came to get down I came to get down so get out your seat everybody jump around everybody jump around everybody jump around everybody jump around from town
to town from bed to bed it's like I said we jump around everybody jump around I'm the cream of the crop I rise to the top I never eat a pig cuz a pig as a cop better get a Terminator like on no sorts of [ __ ] trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega D ain't going out like no punk [ __ ] you used to one style I might switch it up up around buck buck you down but your head then you w up in the dawn of the D I'm coming to get you I'm coming to get you spitting out lyrics on me I wet you I came to get down I came to get down so get out your seat everybody jump around everybody jump around everybody jump around everybody to jump around from town to town from bed to bed it's like I said we jump around everybody jump around [Music]