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be free and enjoy cheap cell phone service from an excellent provider uh I shouldn't say cheap inexpensive people don't like cheap they like inexpensive learn that to F charge this is called advertising lingo I'm trying to school you son it's a bargain it ain't cheap it's a [ __ ] bargain we're also brought to you by hit.com on it is o n niit t um and if you've paid attention to uh some of the uh more recent things about vitamins uh there's a a fascinating blog that Aubrey uh put up over at on vitamins there's there's this all this debate about uh whether or not these new studies showed uh vitamins to be uh to be dangerous or to be ineffective and the study is actually really pretty limited I was kind of shocked that they would make the conclusions from this study that they made because what the study showed was first of all people who had already had heart disease and these are very minimal doses of um synthetic vitamins too and they show people with um uh heart heart that had already had heart attacks like recovery from heart attacks uh people showing a cognitive deine um and uh I forget there was one other one uh but the idea behind it was that they were showing that vitamins were just not effective and that because in these three cases that they're stating that they didn't show an A positive impact using what are essentially synthetic vitamins the best way to get vins for sure is from food but if you want to get high level nutrients like really high levels in your body to the point where it's affecting you in positive ways like with a neutop or with uh you know vitamin B12 when you're you're exercising to actually get that all from food holy [ __ ] you have to eat a lot of weird [ __ ] a lot of planning too yeah this like the idea that these vitamins don't work is silly there's a reason why everyone knows vitamin 12 gives you energy it's CU it's universally accepted if you take a shot of vitamin B12 if they give it to you interm muscularly it has an impact on your energy there's no doubt about it when you work out you feel like you have more more energy more Gusto you have more Vibrance to you it [ __ ] m i mean that's a pretty important discovery that a vitamin gives your body more energy to push hard but it does it really does
work like B12 is it's is about as Rock Solid science as it gets there's a reason why these things have all been isolated like they know what the effects of these things are and there's a there's a gang of studies that showed uh different improvements in uh in people that had uh taken vitamins for infectious illness for mood and stress cognition work stress they even did a study on juvenile delinquency they showed an improvement in juvenile delinquency yeah and the lack of it if you give the kids healthy vitamins well I read something in that that mostly people that commit suicide are are vitamin deficient and I don't know if vitamins can help you with that but well says something right there I mean it it makes you really unhappy if you don't have all your vitamins there's no doubt I think a lot of people with the average American diet are vitamin deficient and it's way better way better to get your diet in order and then SLP them in it's way better but I don't think there's ever any wrong reason to supplement as long as you're getting good vitamins and nutrients and that's where it gets weird because all vitamins are not created equal so when you make like an irresponsible statement where you're like Case Closed vitamins don't work like that's really silly because your your actual studies they didn't prove that at all in fact it does work there's a reason why they know that that scurvy is cured by vitamin C like it's a vitamin C deficiency this we have isolated all of these compounds that are crucial to human health they know what the [ __ ] they are doesn't the FDA love to say vitamins don't work I don't know who's saying and I think it's just these doctors that are uh that that put together a case um these uh multivitamin researchers but it's look they've got us talking about it you know it's it's certainly something to be discussed because I think they're right in a lot of ways and what they're right in a lot of ways is that if you take like a standard multivitamin and you don't know the source of it you don't know if it's food based you don't know if it's plant-based you don't know where they're extracting their nutrients from you you're very likely to get doesn't absorb right is that what you're saying yeah well it it most
certainly doesn't absorb as well as the food but you're you don't know what levels you're getting like you don't know you don't know like where where where they're extracting it from how much bioavailability is in these vitamins all vitamins are not created equally and the way you break them down is not created equally either like those those One A Day things the little blue tablets they famously find those [ __ ] things in the bottom of those porta potties people [ __ ] them out and they see these little blue bullets no way yeah I've read it online so it must be true I've done no research done no research portapotty research of my own might be a SN thing is is that what these people are saying are there are they saying the normal uh multivitamin you don't absorb any enough to do anything is that what they're claiming I mean like like what they're claiming is that they've shown that vitamins well they're B basically saying that vitamins are not worth your time that vitamins uh that vitamins don't work enough is enough stop wasting your money on vitamin and mineral supplements is the actual title of their their piece W they found that most people that use porta potties have diarrhea well that that's crazy they say gets out of there quick it's like a little raft ride you also don't use it unless it's an emergency yeah it's like a log roll down a raft everything out everything a raging River I take B12 every morning under my tongue and I immediately feel it you know subing will B12 is also proven effective that this it's a joke to say that vitamins and minerals don't do anything for your body is a silly statement so when you see this enough is enough stop wasting money on vitamin and mineral supplements and then you look at their actual findings the findings were like there was a these are very limited test done on uh there were male Physicians over 65 showed no improvement in cognitive decline using generic multivitamin supplementation okay that's that's one thing it's male Physicians over age 65 okay all right they still went naughty they they had cognitive decline okay and they showed no improvement in cognitive decline using generic multivitamin supplements so [ __ ] what that doesn't mean anything like generic
multivitamin supplements and you're talking about guys who are over age 65 that are already sliding into the abyss right you're saying vitamins didn't halt them from what nature vitamins didn't halt them from the the old age process that's what you're talking about here so that's one part of this study another study showed that high does multivitamins had no effect on the progression of heart disease in heart attack survivors okay so now you're talking about people who had [ __ ] heart attack right and then you give them multivitamins and you you're saying that vitamins didn't help how the [ __ ] do you know that it didn't have an effect on progression of heart disease how the [ __ ] do you know that they wouldn't have already gotten you know like even quicker relapse of a heart attack if they weren't taking vitamins like the person's dying obviously they already had a heart attack yeah if you have one heart attack you're you're very likely to have another one so saying that multiv vitamins don't work because it didn't stop that this is crazy talk you're talking about people that are already dying this seems very irresponsible it's very irresponsible it's very irresponsible and very suspect it doesn't make any sense and I should point out that at on it we don't sell multivitamins we don't sell any of that [ __ ] we sell only food-based stuff because the the closer it is to food the easier it is for your body to digest it it's just really simple stuff synthetic stuff can work but it doesn't work as good for your body like it's not as bioavailable is what you can extract from food and that's why when we sell vitamins we try to sell like like supplements if it's green stuff it's like spirulina and I guess it's called chlorella that's how you say it I don't I don't ever say it I just read it right and then green supplements there's it's way better to get it in food though and what is this just like dehydrated food or what well they T I don't know how they extract it they extract it's probably it probably says it on the website somewhere but it's essentially they're extracting nutrients from from uh from greens and grass and things along those lines and you just mix this [ __ ] in water and you get a better nutritional response than
just a cheeseburger and fries that ain't doing anything it's it'll it'll be better for you than a lot of things it's it's just a supplement and having supplements it it allows us in our busy everyday life to you know you can you can you can boost your body's performance you can give yourself a little bit of an edge in a lot of different areas whether it's workouts taking something like shroom Tech sport which is uh based out of the corps mushroom it's been proven that the corps mushroom has a really POS a positive effect on your your body's ability to process oxygen and it's really interesting stuff because they first learned about it from high altitude hurting populations and what apparently what had happened was their cows would eat these mushrooms these Corps mushrooms and they they became more active and they were noticing that they're more mobile well they're like they're more active they're moving around more and they pieced it together and figured out that this this is a mushroom that they were eating and when they were eating this mushroom that's when they started to have this response so that also is mixed with uh very bioavailable form of vitamin B12 and uh it's an awesome supplement to take about an hour before you work out all these things work and we're so confident that they work that we have a 90day 30 pill money back guarantee when you buy new mood which is a 5htp supplement um um which is uh designed to give your your body the building blocks for serotonin give your body the building blocks to to make your brain actually feel better all this stuff is fascinating stuff and there's a lot of science behind 5htp as well and all the other different supplements it's all listed it on it go to O nnit this commercial is too long and enter in the code name Rogan and save yourself 10% off any and all supplements all right boom the full charge is here ladies and Gentlemen let's get freaky yes C the musican check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day the full charge the full charge by the way I have spoken to the actual Nick Diaz himself the man in that the you know Train by Day video yeah and he he's going to do
the podcast nice allegedly Nick he's he's a he's a free spirit he might change his mind right right right like your free your Free Spirit uh Duncan trussle buddy yeah oh no well Duncan had a very legitimate uh reason 100% legitimate reason that he couldn't podcast today that's all good raining and mini no no no no no it's 100% legitimate but it's a personal reason and uh he'll be on Tuesday people used to mistake us for one another back in the day back in the late 90s because I never have you know what is it the glasses is it think it was the nose and we both got big teeth when I saw him I'm like that's my brother from another mother really I mean you get older you start to look different it's not the same thing anymore but when I met him when we were both younger and someone has called me a Duncan Trussell looking [ __ ] before that's a quote that's was this the guy that knew you were a comic yeah this was fat James I don't know if you knew fat James of course I knew fat James I was very sad when he passed yeah I missed that guy he was a sweetheart yeah fat James from The Comedy Store and he called himself fat James folks sure put his hand out and say fat James hi fat James pleased to meet you yeah he would literally call himself fat James was a fun guy to be around that was his hook he was great I'm fat fat james' story was um he came home one night he was fit I guess he was in the military right wasn't he in the military I didn't know him that well oh wasn't he in the military do you know Brian I don't remember that part he was either a cop or he's in the military one of those anyway he was fit he was like a healthy guy he came home and caught his wife [ __ ] his best friend okay and just went off the deep end just started eating huh yeah that was his story being beautiful didn't work for him I mean you know his wife cheated on him well I don't know if it was ever beautiful I don't know how beautiful dude what what his potential for beauty is he was a good guy though man he was a really good guy he was a fun guy always around the store he's to what did he do back there he worked for this store he worked at door for a while he had that East Coast flavor I'll tell you what dude he was [ __ ] funny on stage too yeah I saw fat James have some funny sets he was
ridiculous did a couple stints on uh always sunny and in Philadelphia did he absolutely dude he had some uh he started get some acting work after a while here is this him trying to get on this bull what they're trying to put him up on a mechanical Bowl oh my God great hair he's so big one flip and he's down remember him taking a shower he plopped his his oh God is all about oh that's so hilarious ow there a no way these two [ __ ] hit me over the H with n oh this is so funny got change for a buck wow all right take it I'm getting nostalgic man you know I've actually been Jimmy and the Jimmy and Joey where you phenomenal just once just on a whim the Jimmy and Joey what for those that don't know Jimmy and Joey is like a it's like a double Andrew Dice Clay they do like do you know Brothers version of Andrew Dice Clay it's like remember Jimmy and Joey don't you Joe from the comedies it goes back and forth It's like how come Italians don't like Jehovah's Witnesses I don't know why don't they like Jehovah's Witnesses Italians don't like any Witnesses they just go back and forth with the setup and then they hit the punch remember those guys I remember those guys so there was always different jimmies fat James did and at one point I I was a Jimmy fat James was a Jimmy oh I get what you're saying so you played a character in the show so it was a show did I just did it once oh that's funny so they use like they have fake names well yeah there's a fake well the original Jimmy was really named Jimmy that's a fascinating subject because I know that guys have sold their acts to other people like you remember that that guy who had defending the caveman yeah yeah yeah Broadway thing yeah what was that guy's name I don't know his name hold on a second because he was a standup and really a fascinating story because uh he made a ton of money off show sure he did um he was a standup and he put together like he put a standup together in the form of like a oneman show and it became very popular uh Rob Becker is his name but then he started like selling it to people that to they could do it like actors so they could all do it all at
once all over the country yeah Michael chist did it no kidding yeah yeah yeah no kidding I'm almost positive hold on let let me pull this up although sue me cuz they're definitely doing that show in Vegas every time I'm there by the way Michael Chas if you read I'm a huge fan he's the shield right yeah I love that guy the kamish yeah I'm not goofing on you man did one episode of Seinfeld are we talking about the same guy yeah Michael chlas he was also uh the thing in the Fantastic 4 yeah oh yeah he did yeah he did his Broadway debut in the oneman show defending the caveman so I was correct nice good I was I we don't even need the Internet well I just sort of I remember it because I was like wow that's weird but I guess I guess it makes sense but you know to a comic it's weird like you know like you're going to buy an act like all of a sudden like like you for instance let's say when you what what year did you start out uh 98 98 What If instead of you doing your act what if Dave atel just sold you his his act oh I would love it and you would go on stage and you would do like say like a classic album skank for the memor which is my favorite if you went on stage and just and just did it as day a and it would be that would be called St the skanks for the memory show right and you would hire an actor to do it that's weird it's really weird and God damn it I wish that was available don't you think though that like they're two totally different things is why it's weird and when you when you turn standup into a oneman show then you can get away with anything because it's a clearly defined one man show and it's this defending the caveman oneman show absolutely we but you know as a comic you can never do that no no no no no no no you can't do it because every year you have to have a new act right so this what what's going on is that that this guy figured out a way to take standup but like transport it into a safe zone right and then just drop it off where it exists in perpetuity right no more rules and now this act can be done at the same time in all 50 states and you get in a way you get all the money from it so you don't have to tour as much you stay in Vegas and do it right well all your minions do it around the country that is [ __ ] weird what
if you start a Char show making the full charge show and you were showing the full charge show you would show it in Los Angeles and select markets but then you'd give people licenses to do it in Atlanta first of all all all my minions would have to be called the half charge half charge I'm what do you do for living I'm half charged so you do the full charges jokes do you write your own jokes I have a lot of my own stuff but mostly today people want to hear the full charge so that's what I do for now it's just you know it's not my dream I'm basically a cover band yeah this what pays the bills and then I do my own stuff at open mics around Atlantic City but it is fascinating that in our art form the the pretentious title that you give to standup comedy that we all give you're not allowed to do that but in almost every other like kind of music people do that movies music music any other kind of entertainment rather like Taran know straight up yeah like copies other movies and it's known as a homage right right but like with standup it's very sacred to us cuz I think it's just CU you don't get paid as much that's probably exactly what it is we're just [ __ ] where's my piece we got our rules oh we certainly do because it's not it's not documented when we do our stuff not necessarily right well you if you have to have you not only have to have rules for other people you have to have rules for yourself too you have to everybody has to keep everybody honest because the idea of creativity and the idea of originality and unique thoughts and the the origin of thoughts it's pretty important to us because it's all we have all comic has essentially is what he's created in his own mind and then put to paper or you know keyboard and then transfers to the stage that's all you have right as a comic that's all you have you can Jazz it up and dance with it and do all kinds of [ __ ] but if you don't have the raw material yeah you don't have anything exactly that's why for us that that Honesty process is super important I also think it's one of the cool things about what we do that we have so many comic friends that we're constantly interacting with on a regular basis right it's always Joey and Ari and Duncan and you and Sora and [ __ ] Cher and all super cool super honest super
above board people right and so you know that don't even want to do something that's similar to somebody else's have no desire drop [ __ ] in a heartbeat when you find out that it's too close to something else you just go [ __ ] it's the last you want to hear is someone's comparing you to someone else no also you get to hang with and joke around with the funniest dudes on the planet yeah because we all trust each other to just [ __ ] around like we all trust each like like Ari was I forget what the subject was we were joking around about something the other day and I'm like dude you got to do that on stage and we started like working on how he would do it on stage like what do you think like this or like that and when you do that like there's that that camaraderie you do that for each other like you both have an idea or one of you has an idea and the other one tries to enhance it and and help each other that boosts us all yeah it boosts us all like I'll get off stage s girl will have a tagline for me like after you said that like maybe that you're like oh it's so much easier to write for someone else sometimes because like there's no pressure on what you wrote yeah and you just get to sit back watch the other person do it then something pops into your head and you can just give it like you don't I mean it's just all inspiration have you ever tried to write for someone specifically though for for for their stand up sat down and tried to write for someone no yeah me Nei I know a lot of guys have done that though like I know um uh there was a lot of guys that were helping Chris Chris Rock when he was uh putting together one of his HBO specials and uh I think depalo might have been one of them I believe Voss L CK definitely wrote for Chris Rock yeah I think cuz well also Chris was doing so many different things at the same time and probably doing movies and [ __ ] and I think he just liked to have all those Minds to help him you know I think so go over his stuff which is that's a ballsy move you know have all these bad [ __ ] write cool jokes for you I know and also work with you creating the jokes so you get like the opinions of all these expert comedians I mean that's a real ballsy move because a lot of comedians don't want to be judged on their performances but when you're
bringing in guys like like Louis CK to WR you're getal you're going the hon ofial like of masterminds like gearing it together and putting together this perfect Masterpiece of Comedy do you personally think that's good though like I think that's I think that's weird it's good for the project no it's not what I do but it's I don't think there's anything wrong with it I think well Chris Rock is one of the greatest comedians of all time and if that's how he did it he did it brilliantly and it's right there in the credits oh 100% he's by such and such such and such I know Eddie Murphy did it on Raw like keen and ivory wein wrote on Raw absolutely nothing wrong with that nothing wrong with it what it's you know especially because of the way they did it which is so above board they let everybody know they were doing it like it's not no one no one hid that and not only that it's like what's wrong with bringing in writers there's nothing wrong with it it's not unethical it's not uncreative just because you're creating with other people doesn't mean you're not still creative it actually be very inspiring yes you know and great idea and it could get rid of a lot of Doubt yeah as far as like they're like this is what you're doing that's good this is you can use this blah blah blah it's exciting dude plagiarism is the problem it's not cooperation cooperation and paid cooperation which is essentially what writing is writing for Comic is great it sounds like a great idea I don't do it that way but I I would I think it's really comedy is just really personal for me so it's like when you're involving somebody else's idea of what they think you should sound like to me that's just gross you got you got to imagine Chris Rock went up at the Sellar did what he had and then the other guys contributed that's what I'm imagining I'm I'm very sure of that and then [ __ ] things up or added or had an idea maybe Chris could run it out not like he was getting all of his jokes from these guys he was getting like little little juice little here and there little spark and you're getting it from like hungry guys who are really good they're you know they're out there he's like he's not like hey Louis CK let's talk about your divorce in my ass I hear what you're
saying too though what I I agree with you in a lot of ways is that like it's very personal but even though it's very personal like sometimes another eye on what you're doing they'll open you up to like go like oh I didn't even think of that and then like why oh why was I doing it that way because if I didn't if I didn't say that it would like open up the whole back end of it like there's there's a lot of times like some things that your friends can see that you don't see I know a lot of comics that actually have writers and that to me always felt really weird because it seems like they're just actors now or they're just boyfriends they a boyfriend they call a writer right what what if a white guy came up with there's black peoples and there's [ __ ] hey Chris idea doing it if you started do bigger and Blacker a White Guy starts doing the bigger and Blacker tour and just red does all the well there was a guy doing that for Hicks man which I thought was really weird yeah there was a guy that was doing like Hicks as a oneman show that up how dare you no the guy was doing uh Bill Hicks is a oneman show God impersonating Bill Hicks as a oneman show let me Google this that's weird cuz Bill Hicks still isn't famous oh I think he's pretty famous um is Larry still around is he on a show or something I don't know I know they wanted Craig gas to do a um a Kennison Vegas thing well he does an incredible K impression um I can't find it here anywhere there was but there was a guy I'm very positive that there was a guy who was trying to put together a oneman show and he was just going to do Bill Hicks like like a Mark Twain sort of a thing like you could go up and do Mark Twain today because Mark Twain's been dead for a long [ __ ] time right so people are happy to see it no one's gon to know what he really was like be like [ __ ] that is not how Mark Twain talks we F this is terrible this is [ __ ] terrible put the pipe down you're holding the pipe with the left he held with the right G God but a guy like Hicks like you know I saw him in the flesh he didn't die that long ago when did you see him and where did you see him I saw him a couple times I saw him um I saw him at least on at
least three possibly four occasions meaning I saw him for an entire weekend okay and uh it was all when he was visiting Boston Cu uh he was a big like touring Pro coming off of the Rody Dangerfield special and he was like just starting to catch heat right as I got into comedy so I was lucky enough to be at a point where the clubs would let me come by like I was an open micer but the clubs would let me in on a Friday night and I could watch gu there's no way I was working with them you I was terrible but they would let me come in and watch them they let the comedy connection the way they ran it in Nicks and all those places in Boston it was so cool because they they had great Comics would come in every weekend he'd have guys that would come in like D arera I saw him there right they would they they would all come like and have like a bigname headliner but they also had this like insane community of really great comedy around there as well right and the way they did it is because they super supported open micers Super supported the new Talent they knew that new Talent is what be becomes Headliners one day and you have to nurture it and they were like big about that so when a guy like Hicks was in town they would tell me like you got to see Hicks and Paul Barkley told me he was like you got to see this guy he's [ __ ] tremendous I go that's the guy from the HBO special right and he's like yeah but you got to see him like he's just he's on another level and then I remember seeing him for the first time and going whoa like guys say they don't give a [ __ ] but they give a [ __ ] everybody gives a [ __ ] man I always give a [ __ ] I give I give a [ __ ] right now I give a [ __ ] when I'm stumbling through a Squarespace commercial and I can't get my fat tongue to work right I give a [ __ ] at the supermarket I don't want to look dumb Bill higs did not give a [ __ ] man I'm telling you I saw the first guy in my life that didn't honestly didn't give a [ __ ] on stage when I saw him because the first time I saw him well I saw him twice um in the the same time period he came he was at the comedy connection and then he came to Nicks like shortly thereafter and I got to see him in both places um The Comedy connection was was pretty [ __ ] fascinating but when he came to Nicks he
went on after a guy that was doing like impressions of different different cartoon animal smoking pot he had like literally had cop donut jokes um I mean he was a the guy who we went on before was a funny guy um he but he was it wasn't the same style of comedy by any stretch the imagination it was a terrible setup for Bill Hicks cuz it was all like really Dopey you know right base shitty comedy right all right Hicks goes on after him and just eats fat piles of [ __ ] just giant plates and plates of [ __ ] and it's by the end of the show there's maybe 300 people in this stup this place maybe let's say 250 there's maybe 50 left at the end of the show he's walked the entire crowd except for 50 people and me Greg Fitz Simmons and like three or four other local Boston Comics that I can't remember the name and we were [ __ ] crying right he didn't give a [ __ ] he was doing his bits as if he was killing and they were all dying right everything was dying right the crowd just did not bite except for this small core people that were in the back they were howling and the comics now I just worked with somebody recently in Indianapolis who's been around for a long time time and he said Bill Hicks had a lot more dick jokes than you think oh yeah well he used to joke around about it you know spice up you know any other topic just throw dick jokes in between them to keep people interested right he would joke around about you having to do that don't worry joke folks dick jokes are coming I've heard that big fat I've heard that I mean he he was a fascinating comic to me because he represents you I've had arguments with Ari about him because Ari doesn't think he was funny um yeah or he's a funny guy but he's honest about it he tells me he it's not funny he's like he's makes really good points but he's not funny right what what I I disagree I always laugh at him I I laughed at him when I saw him in 88 I laugh at it now but what I think he represents is the first guy that started looking at what you talk about on stage completely differently like he started like young man on acid like that whole bit about what about a positive drug trip right it was like really powerful like non it was it was non-bullshit talk right it was was it a way it was like when he was doing like certain bits he wasn't just doing a bit
he was doing a bit that plants a seed and gets you thinking about a subject differently because he's mocked it so well that it whenever you try to seriously bring up the War on Drugs after you've heard Bill Hicks talk about it you seem like an [ __ ] right you know right right right the he just had a it was a fascinating way of mixing ideas into comedy and and I think the most powerful way since Lenny Bruce I personally think he's the most powerful at it because his his impact is felt by I think a different era because of the uh because of YouTube and because of the the videos and the audio that's available the the Lenny Bruce stuff if you try to go back and listen to it now it doesn't really hold up anymore it's it's weird it's so you can tell why it was groundbreaking at the time but now it's just like huh it's very like beat poet very like rambling Hicks is was on a totally different level and Hicks did in the 80s too and you know like well there wasn't really a need for that yeah well it was the the Reagan Administration and the the the bush one Administration and people were getting by on who squeezes the bottom of the toothpaste you know and um no disrespect to sefel I can't believe where is that song what's the deal I can't believe whenever I think about Bill Hicks I just can't believe he was dead and gone at 32 that blows my mind and when you're talking about that acid joke that's on tape on dangerous when he was 27 it's a brilliant that's insane yeah I mean that is insane I don't want to show you tape of me when I was 27 well you don't want to see tape of him when he was like 17 cuz he was funny when he's 17 I know he was going up at the [ __ ] Houston Annex when he was 17 and and was good I know and he was clean and he I mean clean as far as like his delivery was clean it was really good stuff it wasn't the embarrassing [ __ ] that would represent you or I no he would get lost in just just based on the documentary that just came out I saw a couple years ago he would get lost in characters of his family and like he was just crazy funny wow and like he was just as good as the guys that were twice his age [ __ ] pancreatic cancer crazy crazy [ __ ] disease that's a bad one too
allegedly supposedly I don't well a lot of it is cigarettes a lot of people believe that there's a correlation between cigarettes pancreas is a thing you can remove right it like does nothing no no it does like my body giv extra parts right take it out and I'll be lighter Brian's education is based on operation the board game appendix right uh you can take out your tonsils and your appendix I I think yes you can take out appendix you definitely take out your appendix what causes pancreatic cancer uh aside from Advanced age smoking is the main risk factor oh oh great a smoker three to four times more likely than a nonsmoker to uh acquire pancreatic cancer where's your pancreas at who knows inside that that body thing cage like in the main part oh in the main part like a bulletproof Vel cover under the flip cage what the [ __ ] man cigarettes are so scary and hick smoked a lot of cigarettes and did jokes about smoking cigarettes he argued for cigarettes and pancreatic cancer got them [ __ ] well so many like really talented artists of smoke cigarettes it's weird it's sad it's sad in a lot of ways cuz it's like when I see a cigarette smoker I don't see a person exercising their freedom I know that's what they're doing if they want to smoke they should be able to smoke for sure but that's not what I see I see a person who's enslaved yes that's what I see I see enslavement to a habit and also to a drug at the same time it's just another addiction it's just another thing to do it's also but it kills you it kills a lot of it doesn't get you high but it's also a weird thing that you would get addicted to taking something lighting it on fire and then putting it up to your mouth and then breathing it in like that just the ritual of doing that can become so ingrained in your life that it represents something like after sex like people some people like to smoke a cigarette after sex that's like a classic movie scene right where people have sex and then they smoke a cigarette you but if you really like what are you watching there you're watching someone poisoning themselves yeah like that's a weird thing to find romantic that's a weird thing they snuck in on us and how it becomes habit study finds no link
between secondhand smoke and cancer funded by the tobacco lobbyist of America in Florida it's in Florida if you have a case that goes through in Florida it might as well go through on the moon it's like they're not Americans I'm tired of people saying that Florida's America just stop we need to cut it out even my parents live in Florida don't get me wrong I love Florida but that [ __ ] is not America that is some crazy spot where you can't any studies come out of there who knows who knows what kind of coke they were on when they made that study you can't even trust them to vote right I mean that's all [ __ ] up that's interesting nicotine and EIG tobacco link to heart disease H well nicotine speeds up your heart rate doesn't it it makes it work harder than it has to well I've heard of nicotine being given as a supplement before which is really bizarre or as medicine before I think it was for a heart issue find it's just like anything else in small doses every once in a while ain't that bad but pack a day delivered through [ __ ] cancerous smoke and ain't so hot yeah well a lot of stuff is like that man we were talking yesterday with uh Shane Smith from Vice about that de Colombian devil's breath it's called scallopine or something like that Dangerous Drug right yeah The Most Dangerous Drug it's the same [ __ ] that's in those little seasickness tabs that they put on you you know those things that you get stick they stick on you uhhuh and the seasickness is supposed to be mitigated by this that's the same [ __ ] as the Colombian devils bre stuff but it's just like way more of it it's just like way more yeah that patch is like barely giving you a hit they're giving you a taste just a taste how do you take this dangerous stuff do you smoke it do you swallow it do you shoot it what do you do uh I think they can blow it in your face and you like just have it in your face and you breathe just breathing it in like having it blown in your mouth and your nose you got it you're done okay and then you become like literally like a little zombie they tell you what to do they can tell you go to your bank account take out money from me and people do and like they have video of people doing this wow wow indeed and it's the same [ __ ] thing that you can
get from these patches these dermal patches for seasickness and then people go don't be seasick you're not seick concentrate on the horizon don't take anything else give me $500 just don't take those [ __ ] don't take drama mean I took drama mean oh my God I went into a dark dark coma what does drama mean I don't know drama mean it's [ __ ] for [ __ ] like me that uh get on a boat and start getting sick give you drama apparently it alleviates nausea oh but for me it was like a tranquilizer dart it alleviated everything else too including your sight and your hearing I couldn't even I was seriously my body was like this we were it was me and my buddy Jimmy and luckily he didn't uh take the drama mean and uh we were at the uh the diner on the way home and I was just sitting in front of him nodding out like a heroin addict he's like you all right over there you know he might have actually taken a drama mean too he was lot bigger than me though Jimmy was like 200 plus pounds and I was probably at the time I was competing so I was probably about 155 lbs and I took this one drama mean or two drama means I don't know how many they gave me but I was gone son I didn't wake up catch any food I woke up to pee the next day really did you enjoy it did you enjoy it no it was terrible I took too much probably I probably tried to take as much as he was taking I don't know what I was I'm an [ __ ] if you take two take two too you know right guys doing guys especially that I mean we were both teenagers right you know that uh but it [ __ ] knocked my dick right into the dirt is that a prescription drug I think so it might be an over the- counter I don't know I mean the the laws might have changed since uh this is a long ass time ago who knows their formula might have changed too right but apparently uh I'm too much of a [ __ ] to even take a drama mean I don't [ __ ] with drama mean people take drama mean all the time it doesn't do anything to them not me I'm literally we're eating and I'm sitting like this why we're eating I couldn't even sit straight it felt so pathetic there something pathetic when you falling asleep and someone asks you are you falling asleep like no right like why am I afraid to admit that I'm falling
asleep sure oh yeah when people call me I always like like hey man what's up are you sleeping I'm sorry I like you always lie about that there's something feminine about sleeping yes it's like no I'm a man I'm a man I don't sleep that's exactly what is for weak [ __ ] men like ourselves for weak [ __ ] men like ourselves we don't want to admit I'm fixing my engine right now I'm a man bro I'm up at 6 o00 every morning doing situps I like to do crunches I work my obliques I don't sleep I don't need much sleep it's like a guy if a guy's really trying to be intimidated he says he doesn't need much sleep go about you know four hours sleep at night and I got I got [ __ ] to do I'm good I'm good 4 hours I'm come over the house at 2:00 in the afternoon motherfucker's asleep on the couch with his dick in his hand watching days of our life with an open laptop nearby drooling on himself the [ __ ] up [ __ ] thought you had [ __ ] to do you need to sleep everybody needs sleep how dare you sleep is the best I think you can get by on like if you really want to have like a lowlevel mindset you can get by in like 4 hour sleep for a couple days in a row but after that let's be honest like you're not functioning very well you're you're imbalanced get four hour sleep a night yeah and you start to have weird thoughts your brain doesn't work properly needs its rest maybe you bro not me 4 hours I'm good you know my rim Cycles are just very deep they go deep right away I'm confident in myself so I go to sleep very quickly I'm not worried about Predators I go out and uh get I get all my work done my sleep work I get it done in 4 hours my body is uh unusual it's very Wolverine like if I get a scratch people can't believe the next day I'll quck get healed it's just me bro it's just um not normal not normal this is the Jimmy and Joey's sketch you do this is the um this super Alpha 4 hours a day sleep guy that's my new character 2013 I slept 16 hours I don't give a [ __ ] you know I got a lot done I have a new web series I'm working on right now I'm very happy with built a shelf you know we had a fire to producer this [ __ ] [ __ ] doesn't see my vision but this guy sleeps 6 hours a day lazy piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] we're we we wrap up at midnight I'll see you guys at 5: he's like no we need to turn
around [ __ ] turn around I'm here to work that's for people are likee I've heard you rag on that before it's Insanity they're Savages they they they they push people to work ungodly hours and it's like standard in Hollywood 14 hours is like regular total especially if you're working on a single camera drama show yeah like those like CSI shows and the like those I don't know I want to say that one in particular but a lot of those single camera like cop shows those [ __ ] people are working 16 hours a day 6 days a week and the [ __ ] season is forever it takes forever to get 27 episodes of a cop show done just so they can be like I work in the movies it's crazy it's for for folks that work on on sets it's like um there was a show that I did this hunting show that I do when you want to talk about people that work hard there's this show meat eater and this the dude who hosted his name is Steve Rella and he's got these guys that work for him specifically this guy Dan doie and mo who's the director and these [ __ ] guys are working 16 hours a day on the top of a mountain somewhere Jes freezing their asses off in a [ __ ] tent and this is what they do every week every week they're flying to [ __ ] Mexico to hunt a buffalo or flying to the Swiss Alps to co kill some crazy sheep or something like that right they got to kill animals and eat them on top of all these hours well they don't have to do that they don't sometimes like sometimes they don't get an animal at all really but the thing is like these guys that are working like behind the scenes like the cameramen and stuff like that the guys that are carrying [ __ ] like what a [ __ ] hard gig man I know you know to be expected to work like that like wow you got to find some special [ __ ] people that are willing to work like that right camping we're going to go I don't get to stop work like there's no stop work but you're working right you you [ __ ] work while you're there when you're not working you're sleeping you get up and everybody works again no insomnia in production life no you're not allowed to and they knock out the 40-hour work week in about 2 and a half days and the ater all flows like hail it just falls from the sky and dude just pick it up
stuff it into their mouth is there a lot of that no I don't know I'm just guessing I would I would say that if you were working on a set of uh like a show that was working like crazy hours all the time you probably need at least a strong energy drink habit coffee don't cut it at that point coffee don't cut it especially if you're not working on something for you all right if you're working on the Matt Voltron experience Kaboom I got energy you know what I'm saying like you have a chart and you're you're plotting your future takeover you know what I'm saying I know half charge you just you're figuring out how you're going to set up these oneman shows around the country and and keep your comedy in a time capsule and have all these people become the half charges you're going to be fine but but if you're working on like that 70 show or something like that yeah house Hill you know something some ridiculous show some some show where you don't give a [ __ ] about the outcome not it's just a job and you're there all day and you're there all day and you get to see one whiny actors throw Hissy Fits and throw [ __ ] scripts around to see the weirdness between the crew and the actors and oh [ __ ] Christ Christ oh [ __ ] the amount of time invested put in all that I know it's crazy because a regular person has a regular job like you know you work nine you done five maybe you have some extra things you have to tie up before you leave the office you're out of the office by six like very that's a lot of time and let's be honest there's some youtubing in there there's some office gossip in there honest that's all your [ __ ] employee really deserves right your employer rather your employer doesn't deserve your 100% of your time you know what because it's your life that shit's ridiculous to have a job that like sucks you dry for 16 hours a day it's it's almost like you it's obviously I believe that people should have the free will to do whatever the [ __ ] they want they want to pursue that sort of a life but if you're if it's not something you enjoy doing that's a really dangerous place to put your brain right the fact that okay this is what we do we do stuff that sucks for 16 hours a day where you
hate it and then you get to be free some people don't want a life or don't want their own thoughts though is that what it is some people like to keep the themselves busy and there's a little bit of that in standup comedy it's like I don't want to do Valentine's Day I got to work that night honey well I see I understand what it is as far as like the production but budgets and I'm you know getting things done if the days take longer it takes more time cost more money and so in order to fit things under budget or in their budget they have to work these long hours you know that's just what they do and that there's if they don't get a 12-h hour turnaround like they have to pay penalties and they pay meal penalties and all these Union penalties that they have to pay if they but at the end of the day it's like why is everybody choosing to work so crazy like I don't know at the end of the day I understand you save a little money this way I get it is there another way there's there is another way it's called shorter hours Woody Allen does it does he television does it a lot of times oh [ __ ] yeah they s sitcoms do it yeah by the time news radio was in its like Fifth Season we only work three days a week nice yeah some we we had done two days a week we had done one day where we got the script and as we were going over the script we would block and and and like Mark where the scenes were going to take place yeah and then so we'd rehearse it go over it do one run through and then film it the next day did you enjoy doing that show I really enjoyed doing that show but I don't think I would really enjoy doing another Show Gotcha unless it was like that right you know like that was a really weird show because that show was I don't know how it is on most sitcoms because I've only had the only other one I've done is just shoot me I did one episode of that uhhuh and I did one episode of Mad TV I didn't I didn't really do much other than that but when I was on news radio and they let us ad lib like almost every scene that's awesome aome like almost every scene there was something that was changed something that was altered something that was you know that someone one of us came up with on the Fly and most of the time orchestrated by Dave Foley like Dave Foley would take the script and
then he was he was sort of it was an ensemble show but if anybody was the lead it was Dave F right and it was Phil Hartman who was the big star and then you know da Foley was you know kind of like I I always felt like he was like a like an uncredited producer really right he would like orchestrate like a lot of the scenes and come up with fantastic lines for them too he's a really [ __ ] talented guy and all the guys that I think don't get appreciated enough for being [ __ ] unbelievably hilarious one of them is day Foley he's just a sweetheart of a guy like always has been always been like the nicest kindest guy and really really really [ __ ] smart really [ __ ] smart and really [ __ ] funny just such a cool dude always was you know and um and and I think he's doing standup now too really yeah that's not his background right he's more of an improv guy is that right well he was uh he was one of the guys from Kids in the Hall yeah I know that much yeah you watch Kids in the Hall yeah but after the fact I watched it like after it was you know reruns so good yeah such [ __ ] good stuff man so good what was that on originally Canadian television what was that on what like Kids in the Hall where did it originally air that's a good question I think it was Canadian yeah I think it was Canadian TV yeah and then we found out about it in America and then those guys all came down here but um I don't remember my original point I just gotu caught up in Nostalgia production is insane well the when you you were asking me that was what it was you were asking me whether or not I enjoyed doing it I said I enjoyed doing it but the way it was done was so wild and crazy almost after every filming everybody was getting hammered we had I had more drunken moment talks with like more tyranny and day Foy than any other humans in my whole life that's awesome we had these like CRA and especially for me back then like I was such an emotional mess really yeah because I was you know my late 20s I just gotten in a standup um just gotten done fighting just gotten in standup and then moved out to LA and I didn't know what the [ __ ] I was doing I couldn't even believe I was on TV two years ago I was broke as [ __ ] right barely getting by as a comic and then all a sudden I'm sitting here with Dave [ __ ] Foley and Phil Hartman
and we're going over the lines of the show were on I'm like what didn't make any sense to right I so you had trouble accepting that or it was just like weird well it's just weird it's so crazy and so you know we had these wild drunken [ __ ] parties after the after the shows were done like they were CRA they were very punk rock Dave F like really embraced some sort of a punk ideology for the whole thing and um the the producers like especially uh Paul Sims who's the guy who created it he wrote it the headwriter and he would just let the funniest stuff go through like he just wanted it to be the funniest so he wrote he wrote really funny [ __ ] and really creative [ __ ] and then would let you know Phil Hartman ad live or Andy Dick ad Andy Dick ad lived a lot of [ __ ] show yeah he would just take something and just run with it right you know figure out a better way to do it everybody was always tweaking their lines they were always like trying to figure out like what is this is it this or is it the and you're like oh yeah that one that one you know we would like help each other like that I think that's a I don't really know but I kind of think that's a huge faux PA in a lot of uh sitcoms you respect the writers is this the flubs yeah a bunch of bloopers I I may I I I may what may I do this is unbelievable I can't believe that I don't know this ah God he's so great he's awesome shut up Andy I think it'll be called free Wily's [Laughter] Billy free Billy's Willie hman to be free Billy's willing God I remember that so crazy I remember that flub you never heard it before we town we we what I don't know oh that's even worse yeah that's for freaks yeah it's funny fun times man yeah but what he was talking about was or what what the the question was whether I would uh do something like that again like you'd never find a show like that they're probably never going to make one like that again that show went under the radar it was like while it was on it was uh it was so like ignored that it was sort of allowed to be what it became they they [ __ ] with it a little bit like I know they brought in like a couple romantic characters and
they brought a woman into the office once you know the Lauren Graham the woman from the Gilmore Girls is that her name is it Lauren Graham I think so f is that her name she's so hot she's really cool she was on uh news radio for a season really yeah so was um Patrick War Burton the guy when you go to uh Soaring Over California is that it yeah Lauren Graham Lauren Graham she's really [ __ ] funny and really cool like you know a lot of actresses they're like when you're talking to them you're talking to their representative you did you ever try yeah no no no no no no we work together kiss she's a very cool though very nice person she's like fun to hang with like she was like she she could joke around she was Lively uh they brought her in but other than that like they didn't really um they didn't really [ __ ] with it you know they kind of let Paul do his thing and that's why it was so weird I just unless you get a show like that no cuz once you do a show like that you realize like that's like I went from a show before that I did a show on Fox called Hardball and Hardball was this like really bad show baseball it was terrible [ __ ] terrible and there was a mascot there was a big baseball and Stu yeah and the show was awesome and got destroyed okay the guys who wrote it Jeff Martin and uh Kevin Curran I believe they um they were writers from Married with Children they were writers from The Simpsons they were really funny guys they were really good and they put together this [ __ ] badass script and the pilot was like really well written it was really good stuff and then as soon as a show got picked up the these guys were kind of like they were softspoken like really friendly really nice guys and just kind of softspoken right and the network didn't think that they were strong enough to run a show like they thought you needed to be strong so they booted these guys out and brought this was super duper hacker Rous dude I mean he was a hackasaurus it was terrible like every terrible cliche in a scene this guy would insert in there his writing was just insanely bad he was from that show Coach remember coach I remember coach yeah well he had come from there somehow or another and he had gotten on this show and I watched the show get destroyed and so going from that to seeing the news radio way which
is this weird thing where no one ever got famous from the show the show was always almost going to get cancelled and limped into 5 years and didn't even get to 100 episodes we were two episodes shy 100 which is like almost for the show like prophetic you know it's like that's that's what we are right we're just bar but because of that because no pressure no stardom no craziness no not too much Network interference brilliant producer it became this weird environment where there's all this ad living and all this you know re changing of things and very Dynamic and really funny stuff that you're proud to tell someone that you worked on right so once you've done that it's like it it's really hard to do a shitty one like the hard ball one again right and most likely that's what you're going to run into it's just it's hard to do it's it's [ __ ] silent movies man it's that's what it is you got you got fake laughs and there's a it's silent movies it's hard to keep that art form alive you know and so you guys were riffing in front of the audience while the cameras are rolling oh yeah all the time so awesome we'd riff in front of the cameras Dave uh would often times change a line like on the Fly Like come up with something that was funnier because his background had been life performing right so he knew how to come up with stuff on the Fly is that hard ball oh God I remember when this is on it was only on for like six episodes I think we did seven but only six of them ever made it to the air it's just they just it just got butchered but that's what happens a lot of the time because in the business of TV what people are trying to do is make a shitload of money and these producer guys they're they're they want to control everything and they want to make a shitload of money and if they allowed to if they get into a situation where they do it you can't be surprised that they do and they don't know that their ideas suck they think they're awesome which is why they have the job so they push forward thinking that these awesome ideas that aren't so awesome actually are going to change this show for the better like they're not trying to [ __ ] it up but you [ __ ] it up right so when you see stuff like that you're like I don't there's too many people I'll just do podcasts yeah exactly too many people
you got to deal with Hoops I heard Seinfeld talking about how like that was one of the only shows where they were like no we don't I think it was Larry David was like no outside influences and he was always willing to walk before he was even anybody before he even had any money in the bank well I don't know how true that is but I bet it's true then initially like shows always get [ __ ] with in the beginning I mean unless you bring in like unless it's Martin Scorsese and you know Steven Spielberg team up together for some new miniseries I'm pretty sure the Network's gonna shut the [ __ ] off on that but until that happens they have some say and they they want to they want to throw their own special spice into the Sue I like coriander can we put coriander in the Sue yes oh you [ __ ] with your coriander go ahead throw it in there okay you're watching your soup get ruined right there's you know it's a business a lot of people involved it's just like anything else it's just like the design of a car or the the box that the cornflakes come in a lot of people have their say a lot of people have opinions and there's you know there's a lot of weirdness going on and you and you know as well as I do that when you're trying to create something first of you're trying to create something funny the less [ __ ] you have coming in the better when it comes to like like outside of the creative sphere you know the less people like once you get down to a core group of very competent individuals like writers and artists are sitting together and trying to compile the correct way to do something and they're working on it very hard if they're a functional group that should be where that ends right okay when producers come in and they all of a sudden they have line reads and they're like well why doesn't he just like oh oh [ __ ] Christ right you know why' you hire writers dude why don't you just do everything right you just take here once you write a script that happens all the time too they'll tell a producer once you write a script and a lot of producers think they can write scripts so they'll go and they'll write scripts and then those writers will pass it around amongst their friends [ __ ] giggle how bad it sucks right I had that on a really small level when I first
started doing standup I got this Management Group and they're like we're going try to base a sitcom around the [ __ ] 5 minutes that you actually have and every month and it wasn't just me it was a bunch of guys that they managed every month they would have these shows where they would go to and then they would give us suggestions on how to write sets that would Inspire sitcoms wow and uh actually got pretty far down the pike with it I had like Castle Rock and we were pitching and everything what year was this this was 2002 2002 yeah wow they were still doing like a lot of sitcoms back then there still the development Deal game back then cuz that was the first year of Fear Factor so that was when reality shows were just starting to take off a Survivor was first and then there's a couple other ones and then there was uh you know NBC had Fear Factor and a couple other ones and then it was just reality shows like John and Kate Plus 8 and all these other [ __ ] just spewed onto the scene and then there was like the influx of reality shows over the last decade it's pretty crazy it's unbelievable 2002 that wasn't really going on as much a lot of sitcoms yeah and there was that sweet sweet come money it come money in the air for mattron didn't happen I smell it now smell that sweet sweet sitcom money everybody want that sweet sweet sitc money I know I know it's not even a game anymore in a way it's not really a game people go for is that me wow crazy dude I'm 25 years old in that picture and I like your little you got a little beads on you have one of these things on no it was a uh Ste it was a um uh stainless or a sterling silver bracelet where'd you find that picture uh hard ball website is in Jim is Jim back up and see if Jim Brewer's in there Jim Brewer was in the uh the pilot he played the baseball the pilot did he really no he play I'm sorry he played the uh he played the original mascot that got beat up by the baseball right he played uh the pi Piper because I think we used to be the pi Pipers then we became the Pirates or something like [ __ ] or became whatever the [ __ ] we became I forget what the name of the actual team was but uh Brewer the funniest part of the the pilot was Brewer Brewer dancing around and and and getting in a fight with this
[ __ ] baseball wow that's so crazy though that's a evil looking baseball right there is this guy right here that looks like Garland right there almost no it's Mike star Mike star was in The Bodyguard he was in Good Fellas right he's been in a lot of movies I I guarantee you uh recognize him if you saw him super cool guy man that's uh the Star Trek dad right there Captain Kirk's dad to the far left Bruce Greenwood he was on the show too and that's that dude that's on that uh kid show you know that kid show kid show one of those really popular kid shows he plays like he's got a character on it I catch him on like Nickelodeon all the time and there's Derek Jeter that dude to the far right I forgot his [ __ ] name man I'm sorry he was a cool guy too though God damn it I can't remember his name but uh that was the dude that got hit in the teeth with a pipe in uh in Russia did I tell you that story no what yeah a buddy of mine that guy was there uh doing some movie and he turned a corner and some guy smashed him in the face with a pipe knocked him out cold his teeth were shattered G yeah he told me matter of factly too he's a tough [ __ ] dude so how was Russia he goes well you see these teeth yeah I got him because I was in Russia I go what happened just man turned the corner some dude smashed me in the [ __ ] jaw with a pipe broke my teeth out that was it no no complaining and whining and you know I was like you know I was TR I didn't do anything wrong man I mean it's like now everywhere I go I worry someone's going to hit me he barely gave a [ __ ] that this guy hit him in the face with a pipe and knocked two of his teeth out he's just happy his teeth look better now he I'm telling you this dude barely gave a [ __ ] he was a he was a tough dude I don't know what he ever went on to do but I do know was a really strange thing I saw he got something uh some sort of a uh like a a new show or something like that some he got like a part in something that he was really excited about and his girlfriend at the time who was also an actress started openly crying when he received the good news and she kept saying like when is something going to happen for me oh when is something going to happen for me and
she's crying man and I was like wow this poor I I felt bad for her that her brain works that way I was like this poor kid like look at this crazy brain pattern she's on like weird self-absorbed brain pattern but that's the Hollywood way man right that's definitely the acting way I mean Christ it's a lot of it it's a lot of Lottery playing yeah I mean a lot of them aren't that the problem is the even the best are not that much better than some guy that's doing community theater in Oakland right you know it's probably some bad [ __ ] that can't keep his [ __ ] together smokes a little bit too much drinks a little bit too much but when he gets his [ __ ] together and gets a you know gets a hold of a script he could probably [ __ ] it up right but he's just never been gotten the right acting [ __ ] agent agency or parts or it always the part always goes to cin phell when he gets close [ __ ] it right but the difference between a guy who's really good and the difference between a guy who's really famous as far as like what's valuable in a lot of ways is like how much better is the good guy than the famous guy cuz you got to be a lot better cuz if you're not a lot better I'm going to go with the famous guy cuz people go to see a goddamn Tom Cruz movie right you know so like they they have a hard Road absolutely Joe did you see this picture so it's like all the guys sitting here and then you're like he so B yeah I had a [ __ ] baseball bat with my [ __ ] out that uh woman is rosem Marie she's from I think it was the Dick Van Dyke Show or something like that wow that guy I think it was the Dick Van Dyke Show but I I I remember I was embarrassed that I did know um yeah I think I've never seen the dick van dijk show it's weird I've never seen the Mary Tyler Moore Show it's weird well that's not as weird the Dick Van djk show is weird because Mary Tyler Moore is really young there yeah uh yeah she was on the Dick Van djk show I I i' never watched it so when everybody's like that's rosem Marie like people in the set were like that's rosem Marie and I'm like oh like what the [ __ ] does that mean this is before Wikipedia folks yeah no one knew anything back then godamn we were stupid in 1993 three human beings were monkeys yeah we were monkeys with a a railroad system and a language and cars what you going do go go to the
encyclopedia and look it up yeah we're so much [ __ ] smarter now but it was uh interesting because after I'd met her you know she was she was getting on uh in age um and she's still alive she's born in 1926 so to to be able to look back and see her after I I met her then I watched The Dick Van djk show and I got to look back and see her on what was like for a lot of people that were alive at the time that was an iconic program and so I was like oh now I know why these older people that were on the set were like freaked out that she was on the show cuz like Jesus Christ it'd be weird to be on television if you were born and lived before television was even invented [ __ ] yeah I mean I know you looked it up before and it was invented way back before it was common right but still it wasn't common until the 50s yeah and people they barely had enough money to buy one of those gigantic Furniture things you would roll into your living room and occupy a good solid 10 square feet of space um see if you could Brian see if you could find the dick fan Dyke Show like a highlight or a clip of the dickan D show on uh on uh YouTube yeah she was a very nice lady though she was very funny too she still is I'm sure she's still alive but um like I said man It Ain't Easy for everybody [ __ ] there's a lot of a lot of people that don't get a shot the thing about acting that's kind of most [ __ ] is a how many people out there would be awesome at it if they applied themselves there's a lot of friends that we have that don't act at all but if they really decided to be badass actors they would be incredible at it and I think there's a lot of people that work like a lot of regular jobs if they decided to apply themselves to it they could be awesome at actors but but the thing is like like getting getting like discovered like do you the sheer numbers of [ __ ] people that are coming here like what do you think it like if a role comes out for a movie like let's just just say the full charge rights a movie yeah for you I feel action sort of hand toand combat specialist sure let's go with that uh Matt fonly Pakistan to to [ __ ] Rectify some s some [ __ ] there some people that
are just they can't they don't know how to make a deal work smoothly and sometimes you got to knock little heads you got to be able to do both and that's what the full charge is here for I'm like Seagal it's like the movie tells you what I am Matt Fon is the full charge and I just knock out terrorists and I [ __ ] save the world constantly I see that being on Spike TV in the fall of 2016 if we play our cards correctly we gave him a little taste by talking about it here on the podcast let the pitch meetings begin let's watch this for a dick van D godamn Mary Tyler Moore was hot Rosemary amsterd wow Larry Matthews and and marry Tyler Moore look at this craziness death of the party just the way people pretended that people were back then is so weird sleep in the same bed at least yeah look at this it's pretty sexy yeah that is pretty sexy no they don't man look at the separation between the two beds right oh my God I'm so sad now she's so hot and she's right there and he has to sleep in the next bed that is [ __ ] I bet doing it from behind was a lot more popular back then cuz you had that extra Gap so you always always probably just leaned her over the bed I don't think people really live like that dude no they didn't ITV rules just TV rules TV rules they they would never sh they would see because if you have people sleep in the same bed together you're implying that they're [ __ ] right no one implied that this is wholesome Dick Van Dy his father knows best just wants to play golf that's it yeah he's just trying to sneak out and play some golf he ain't trying to his wife what he's doing right now is running from the prison Warden who tells him that he can't do what he wants to do with his life master god she's so hot though the cute cute prison Warden look at she wakes up with her hair perfect amazing she's got full war paint on and her hair is perfect look at that this is so weird man because this is like a time capsule oh boy that was a curse word back then this [ __ ] hadn't been done before for we're watching some [ __ ] that like what happened hi she took out the spark plugs I was so proud I dressed I shaved and I
packed and got out without waking you up and you was so proud you had to come back and tell me honey I forgot my keys and my [Laughter] money I'm sorry well am sorry honey look what she where's the second the second that closed the door and left the money honey I'm sorry get over so are you still mad at me from last night Rob I'm not mad now and I wasn't mad last night this would be a weird sort of a piece if someone decided to like recreate this show with the exact sort of inflection right it's not I'm inconsiderate I mean if I'm anything but the only incons I'm guilty of is talking to you right now where there are three guys waiting for me to Tea off darling go tea off do you get it you get that one you get that strong can you imagine that at one point in time that was cutting edge that was I was like saying go [ __ ] off yeah that's is it's really weird watching old [ __ ] like that did you see uh I was listening to Obie and Anthony and they were talking about uh the the house from the future that they used to have where he's like in the future we're going to have and they and they were showing that how much similarities of what they guessed The House of the future was what show was it on that they they had it uh it it was back back in the day it used to be at Epcot or it used to be at Disneyland it used to be this building you walked in and it's like in the future this is what it tell oh so it was a ride yeah kind of it's like a standing ride if I remember I'll show you they have the video online but they they guest things like you know uh microwaves and and they guest microwaves online shopping they guest really yeah way pull that up that's fascinating wow so so is there anything in there that that that we don't have Brian uh yeah there there was a lot of stuff I see the wheel spinning I see the wheel spinning young Mr adventor I can't think of anything full charge Enterprises what I'm going to do is I'm going to go I'm going to watch old [ __ ] with the predicted the future find out what what happened and what didn't and then pick up the pieces is there a mailbox that blows you
[Laughter] I knew it knew that's what we're doing Gail cancel all my appointment yeah here's the here's some photos from what it used to be oh wow and so what was this when was this created what year I believe it was the 19 here I find it 1957 to 1967 and it was called believe it or not the Monsanto House of the future Santo you [ __ ] rasy devils and uh that's hilarious how the yeah but I I remember going to I think it was at Epcot when I went to it wow yeah I'll find a video of the video is actually there's a house that was uh I I wonder if it's still up there's a house in the Hollywood Hills somewhere that I saw not in person ever but I've seen it in photos that looks like a UFO uhhuh have you SE ever you seen that no I've never seen that no let me find it on Google the flying saucer house Jamie see if you can find it or Brian Flying Saucer house I think it's in Hollywood but uh it's so wicked it's a house though that once you lived in it for a little while you be like all right this is ridiculous look at it how dope is that right the encounter at LAX that restaurant yeah looks a lot like that yeah but this is someone's [ __ ] house man yeah no kidding someone's chilling in that house okay I take it back that's that's Uber dope I would love to live that it's like living in a space need this photo dude look at this photo wow see if you can pull that one up so the Ustream people can see it this [ __ ] house is radical you might even survive an earthquake or an avalanche or something in that might you would be worshiped by Star Trek and Star Wars Geeks and where is this that Hollywood Hills or yeah somewhere in Hollywood um John lner by John lner he's the guy who created it I wonder when this was built oh okay it was construction back in 1960 but it was recently renovated huh God that's [ __ ] Wicked the house is incredible they're so cocky though like look what people do in California they take a hill in a place where the ground moves all the [ __ ] time and they just stick a big spike right down the middle and put a circle on it this will stay
here I can't believe no one like lives in the Death Star or whatever no one's recreated that to live in you just put out a [ __ ] awesome message and someone's going to run with that make sure you finish it guys you don't want to leave any weak spots now should they they make it full size full charge well they would have to to satisfy me so are they starting in space what are we doing I don't know that's for the Nerds to figure out get on it boys seriously though if you're a single guy full charge and I know you are and you're looking to be Sly and you're looking to really impress a gal with where you're living two dozen roses two dozen roses at the [ __ ] the UFO house you bring her up to the UFO house this chick thinks you're balling I want you to look at a view my friend look at the [ __ ] view from this place sweat that [ __ ] that's so awesome come on that's so awesome that view of Los Angeles at night is a really crazy view have you ever seen that view Brian you ever been on top of dhini yeah I've been on look at that [ __ ] it never disappoints man dude look at that [ __ ] view that's insane that that is an incredible picture this house is so weird because it's just surrounded by glass because of his uh UFO theme yeah it's kind of amazing that there's not more of these like really weird freaky houses in Hollywood you would think there would be a lot of like weird unusual [ __ ] right I guess by the time you can afford a house you've kind of like got rid of all those crazy ideas about living in a [ __ ] yeah I think so and like if you do come up with a crazy plan for it if you're an architect then you got to find somebody who's crazy enough to do it we also have to find like the homeowners association has to agree oh yeah yeah that's a big deal in California right they say no to a lot of stuff don't they it's a big deal everywhere I was reading about this woman who's uh getting in trouble because she was uh in Florida in Miami she's growing vegetables in her front lawn cuz that's the only part of her house that gets hit by Sun so she's growing her vegetables there she's been doing it for like 17 years and they're trying to get her to stop like like the city is coming in and telling a lady to
stop growing healthy food on her property it's [ __ ] vegetables dude the vegetabl like someone's gonna walk by they're gonna be offended if they see a tomato plant yeah like what the [ __ ] kind of craziness is that why are you telling people they can't have food up what could she grow anything else yes she can she's allowed to grow flowers she can grow [ __ ] pine trees grow anything she wants can't grow marijuana full charge that shit's illegal dude that [ __ ] is illegal especially down in that country known as Florida oh oh oh Florida Country it's not not America or California right this guy made a Star Trek house and this whole entire house is just like the ship do you hear that that's the sound of a million panties getting wet that's [ __ ] dope look at this guy's house look at his [ __ ] even his fireplace he did up his fireplace you ever seen that documentary trackies yes long time ago dedicating their lives yeah there's a lot of people that just get obsessed with anything whether it's World of Warcraft being a treky being a furry Chemtrails chemtrails anything did you ever see that old Satur Night Live sketch where William Shatner's at a a try convention oh no I and he just tells off all the trackies I heard and he points to John Levis he's like you you're 30 you ever kissed a girl he's like you took something fun I did in the 60s and turned it into a colossal waste of time how rude yeah I wonder how the trekkies felt about that like they were betrayed I know it was one of the first like treky things on TV you know so they probably appreciated that they were being recognized yeah it's kind of interesting like what shows take off with that it's not like Star Trek went on forever it went on for a few years I think it was five was it five years I don't think it was that many I think it was more like three let's see Star Trek was a great [ __ ] show I'll tell you that but it's amazing that like okay here's another perfect example the uh the [ __ ] Rocky Harr midnight show whatever it is yeah when you know when they do the Rocky har pictor show at midnight ones and they have these people get up and they sing along to the music they wear they throw right they wear the clothes that everybody's wearing in the
in in the music in the in the musical they still do it at the new art like once a month once a week how's that one take off like why that what is what is it about the rocky Harr picture show that makes everyone want to get together and watch it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again and have these midnight screenings and everybody loves it and they dress up and it's it's a community yeah but it forms over this one [ __ ] weird movie it's all such a [ __ ] perfect storm of events it comes out at the right time right when people notic let's do the time again it doesn't hurt that the movie is [ __ ] badass for one time viewing it is a badass movie it's very good Rocky heart picture show is a very good movie I love that movie especially at the time I don't know how it holds up to get today right might be a little absurd knowing all the rocky horr picture show [ __ ] behind it that's one thing I'm very aware of but don't know anything about so I've never seen it and I don't yeah it's CU it's it's also a time capsule I should probably see it again too before I recommend it cuz you know I I watched um the uh alter States movie that William Hurt movie about uh isolation tanks I watched it and I thought it was the most amazing movie ever got me into isolation tanks got me researching them eventually got me to own one so it was like a pivotal moment in my life seen that movie and I remember it being very good I watched it recently it's [ __ ] terrible dog this [ __ ] is terrible I barely got not only that I Tred to talk Mrs Rogan into watching it with me she's watching this [ __ ] with me for 5 minutes she's like what the [ __ ] are you watching it it was so bad man it's missing so much that makes a movie good and then you don't get to pick the movie again for another three or four choices dude you know how it is give a good steady you know what I'm talking about full charge trust me I know I know you do yeah um it's weird how movies don't [ __ ] hold up a lot of them don't but a lot of them do it's it's so strange like watch The Godfather it's perfect it's a goddamn perfect gem it's it's there's nothing wrong with it everything's great about it I can't imagine Good Fellas ever being bad it's impossible it's impossible it's a
perfect movie there's movies that are just so good it doesn't matter if someone else achieves Great Heights as well yeah that movie is still going to stand no matter what era it's shown in especially in consideration between like what technology was available to shoot a movie like that then as it was you know is what's available today you know it's good when not even Martin score sayi can top it right he's the one that did it there you go one F over Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest holds up I just watched that the other day again that's does that's a Timeless uh theme right there Nicholson was a bad [ __ ] when he was young you know people remember Nicholson sitting in front court at the Lakers game and when he pretended to be a wolf they remember some stupid [ __ ] about Nicholson but go back to Chinatown watch Nicholson in Chinatown he was a bad [ __ ] dude China Chinatown is another one Chinatown holds up he was so bad he was so good in Chinatown we talked about it last time I was here did we really all signs point to Chinatown I swear to Christ right how did we get to n China Town in two separate episodes god this [ __ ] isn't crazy it's a conspiracy it's crazy full charge I don't even know how it happened Nicholson was the original full charge Chinese secret he did a lot of [ __ ] great movies too man and you know he's still got it like that movie that departed he was still great that dude he's still great he's just and he has like mov seamlessly from young hot guy to old creepy guy seamlessly like there was a Show recently um you know that fast and loud you know that show I don't think I do no fast and loud is those guys uh in Dallas they have cars and it's a they have a it's called Gas Monkey Garage is their place and they take cars they buy them they fix them up and they resell them sell them at auction sell them to to collectors it's funny show right I enjoy it um and [ __ ] what was my point Nicholson yeah [ __ ] godamn oh that's what it is okay I'm sorry I got distracted because it's a really good show they they did an episode with Bert Reynolds that's where I got distracted okay they were redoing a Trans Am and the Trans Am was the Bert Reynolds Firebird from smoky in the Bandit perfect perfect car for like when you're
in high school like during those those days when smoking the band was on that was the [ __ ] car everybody oh my God it's a Firebird TransAm woo with the flames on the hood and [ __ ] I mean it was an amazing car for like several years because of Bert Reynolds but dude Bert Reynolds is [ __ ] like he's hunched over they had him in their signing he's hunched over he's hair incredible hair it's ridiculous his his face has been operated on way too many times it's it's strange and he's got sunglasses on and you remember him from like Deliverance this viral strong like dangerous looking dude who had just gotten done playing football essentially you know he had played football in college in Florida and went from there into the movies he was a bad [ __ ] but you looked he couldn't make that transition he couldn't become the old guy the spread couldn't make the spread he couldn't be himself throughout the ages whereas Nicholson the hair started falling out no tupe just show up to reward shows his hair all [ __ ] up big ball spot doesn't give a [ __ ] he was always a freak and always an artist so he could kind of roll with it he R rolled with everything rolled with getting fat he just kept getting fatter and fatter and fatter and he was in that movie with uh like Sher where he played the devil or something like that you remember that movie She Devils or something there were witches or something wi of of mie yeah and he was already like fat and creepy then you know he had like made this transition seamlessly right so him and Bert Reynolds probably very similar in age right but he looks great I mean you look at you look at Nicholson he looks great he looks like an old guy he's [ __ ] he was at the the game the other day or Floyd Mayweather fight and he's eating popcorn while they're interviewing him chewing po he's not stopping for your camera if you want to to Jack while fing watching the fights he's going to eat popcorn but you don't feel sad for him you see B Reynolds you're like Jesus Christ look at this poor guy like his body's all hunched over he looks like he weighs maybe 100 pounds I'm not even kidding he's got the wig on he's got his his face is drawn from surgery and weird and shiny and he's got he's got no spark
he's got no life yeah it's it's depressing it's depressing when you consider like how funny he was if you go watch Smoky the Bandit it's another time capsule but it's hard to see it's hard he doesn't even look like that now man you know what's weird about smoking in the Bandit I watched it a couple years ago there's no there's no one under 30 in that movie right and they don't do that in movies anymore it's all like young hot shots smoking the band was fun man the only young people that hadn't smoking the Bandit was people that almost got hit by cars on the baseball field when when they jumped and started driving on a baseball field how great is uh Jackie gleon in that movie Bert Reynolds had that one he was great Jackie Jackie gleon was awesome that movie what was that one I'm trying to sorry to interrupt you but I'm trying to remember this one Bert Reynolds movie I think it was Domino was that what it's called hold on rainolds that's a weird way to spell it look at that sexy [ __ ] Joe look at that he made the hairy chess sexy stud bro hold me back yeah he did a lot of goddamn movies man stick Sharky's Machine that was it do you remember that movie no where Bert Reynolds it was a good movie Man Bert Reynold it was a cop movie and at the time I [ __ ] loved it it only has a 6.2 I bet if I watch it today I'll think it sucks but I was 14 years old and Bert Reynolds played a badass in this uh he was a Narcotics cop in Atlanta demoted device after a botched bust in the depths of this lowly division while investigating a high dollar prostitution ring Sharky stumbles across a mob murder with government ties isn't it funny when you read like like a crazy like super overly dramatic movie like you read like the description you're like what kind of a life is this that all this keeps happening to you starky stumbles Sharky stumbles across a mob murder with government ties and responds by assembling his downtrodden fellow investigators Shy's machine to find the leaders and bring them to justice meanwhile most cops are bored out of their [ __ ] minds just sitting around the office no evidence no nothing I bet it's terrible if I watch it today but godamn
I liked it at the time when I was 14 did he ever go mustach lless is he mustacheless in Boogie Nights I don't think he is I don't know he he he loved the mustache man he wore it a lot do you have tape over your webcam yeah you don't I don't want people seeing me beating off that's hilarious tired of the NSA no you know what it was bu I actually had a tape that they put over this thing from um filming the show they wanted to cover my Apple logo and I had an extra piece and uh I uh put it over the the camera as a goof and then just left it there I met this girl the other day that had on her camera or I mean on her phone she had tape on the front and tape on the back like a crazy person why cuz she's like a FBI agent well no people are afraid of the NSA the NSA tuning into your laptop if you look through a million hours of me you're going to see me in front of the computer and then 10% of those times I'll be beating off right that's what we going to say so if you need to see that not a crime through that thing but like why would anybody want to go through that data what are you trying to prove I just tell you trying to prove this has been documented for some people though it's it's dangerous as I find out that you beat off like if you found out that colon po was an obsessive like foot fetish it would change the way I thought about him that's he L like this is his move he loved like watching a video very specific one girl's licking your balls while the other one you're coming on her feet right no that would change the way I thought about him and I would question his ability to lead the military style even though it's irrational for me to think that yeah if you found out that he was just really into transgender porn that was his big thing you would you would not trust him when it comes to his decision making yeah cuz I mean meanwhile there's no other indications he's exactly the same person as when he was like the most awesome general ever his resume is the exact same he just find out all this [ __ ] porn [ __ ] what if it gets out to the news people find out how he enjoys his pleasure well with a slice of pain trans transgender with a girl is pretty sweet huh um what does that mean a girl to a boy meaning like a girl that has like boobs and hair but a dick and
it's [ __ ] a normal girl that's hot you like that you watch that you watch that for real well cuz it's like that you take the guy who you don't really want to see anyways and you give him boobs and make him look like a girl somehow it doesn't affect Brian's reputation when he says something like that yeah he doesn't have a reputation his reputation is that that's the best aspect of his personality his curiosity his willingness to hang his neck out there we don't want him leading the military at the same time but you know what I mean it's like instead of having to look at a hairy dude or some ugly dude oh no I see your logic have you tried it no it doesn't work with me I I I limit myself to uh I don't want to watch that I'm scared I'll like it why cuz then it'll be all I watch and now I'm calling pal well I think personally when you start getting into weird freaky [ __ ] like if if you're only into like someone coming on feet or something like that maybe you need to stop beating off for a couple months yeah like maybe you've talked yourself into some weird box where every girl has to have a dick and you know everybody's feet have to have red nails need red nail polish there's no [ __ ] red nail Pol like you'll find you search message boards for the red nail polish fetish jerking off for him and everyone agrees what these [ __ ] with black goth toads who wants to see that and you find the red nail polish but it's still not good enough you got to find the perfect there's always going to be people that take anything whether it's a conversation whether it's a relationship or whether star Tre they take things to a bad place they take a good thing and they put it in a bad place that's why porn gets such a goddamn terrible reputation is because yeah there's a few dudes who beat off a we too bit oh yeah a we too bit Yeah Yeah a we too bit much but there's also people that use it so that they don't have to date people they don't really want to date just to get some sex that's the thing they just see it and they you know they didn't create it they don't feel totally karmically responsible for just watching it and downloading it and then they beat off and then they go about their day full charge without being trapped like poor Dick Van djk right poor Dick Van dijke
who had to sleep in a different bed and wasn't allowed to beat off them couldn't even go fishing they thought back then they thought Satan would come and steal you in your sleep if you beat off yeah they did they didn't allow it it got labeled a homosexual thing beat off and be gay masturbating beat off and be gay well it should be I mean you're a man [ __ ] a man you have a dick in your hand what are you doing you're doing gay [ __ ] you're [ __ ] a man's hand how dare you I quit [ __ ] weirdo weirdo [ __ ] your own hand I don't believe in gay sex except my own gay hand my both my hands are gay as [ __ ] yeah my right's way more gay my left hand's gay and my right hand's gay my left my left hand fortunately they're only gay for my dick monogamous boy I lucked out on that one not there's anything wrong with being gay but it seems like you guys carry more weight than we do we carry carry a greater societal burden when not from people like me but from people who judge yep so in that case I'm glad my dick is the only thing that my hands are attracted to you have less to deal with gay hands are called jazz hands right no jazz hands Tada when you trying to like put a little extra energy in something that really sucks you know something that's really not that good or you're trying to downplay something that is unbelievably super awesome Tada like if you're you know standing there in front of a movie you've been waiting for 3 years and you have the opening night ticket like T those are legit jazz hands you know when you're waiting for The Hobbit the Desolation of smug to come out waiting in line do you remember when the [ __ ] Harry Potter novels were coming out people were making videos of them running by and giving away the ending oh yeah no no no no yeah God those guys were [ __ ] it would have been great if that video ended with somebody just blindsiding the guy on the bike right knocking him down kicking his ass and all the [ __ ] Harry Potter dorks join in [ __ ] you sorry thought it was funny beating it with brooms you imagine man just wanting to steal Joy just wanting to steal mystery from people there's always somebody and that was back I mean you know I guess
the internet was still around then I don't know what kind of spoilers you would get cuz social media wasn't as strong like Twitter and Facebook and all that stuff so I bet you it was probably harder to to find out accidentally what the end of a book was you had to search for a spoiler yeah yeah back then you had to really go looking or you had to get stuck next to some [ __ ] who won't stop talking about it yeah you're like I don't want to know it doesn't matter you still enjoy it listen he goes into the do like why are you still telling me this I've been working all week and when I'm done I want to watch Harry Potter godamn it I had a guy do that to me once a guy that I really respected and it was so brutal I I couldn't believe my my opinion of him changed so I always he was a famous guy he's telling me this really really [ __ ] boring version of that um what is the the the I drink your milkshake movie oh There Will Be Blood There Will Be Blood yeah and he's telling me about the opening scene and he's describing the scene I'm like please stop please stop please stop look I'm going to see this movie it don't matter still you still enjoy it you'll still enjoy it I'll still enjoy it you're telling me what's happening you're he wouldn't stop I literally had to walk away I go Jesus [ __ ] Christ and I had to I had to leave he was insisting on letting not just me but all the people around me know exactly what happened in this opening scene I'm like [ __ ] Christ was this uh Daniel de Lewis was doing this to you sh dude I told you don't talk about me and Daniel if I have a protein shake I think he does everything perfectly I would never criticize them have you guys seen those uh pants that the young kids are wearing nowadays that looks like all these young kids kids it's where it looks like you have like poopy drawers almost where it's like it's not droopy pant here here's a video of like Bieber like in where it almost looks like like the crotch is down way far like by your knees what and it almost hold on like Hammer pants it almost looks yeah kind of like Hammer pants wait a minute what is this okay so so they're skinny but baggy in the crotch like the crotch goes down to you about your knees you look like kind of like a penguin you better
not be checking leg kicks I'll tell you that and see how the pot smoke that's coming out of his van this is from yesterday he's getting in trouble exclusive yeah they were like police were telling them he can't hide box with his van yeah why is he driving in a van I don't know is that how he gets around I guess so so he brings his crew with him that's how you bring a crew yeah yeah you have to have a van if you want everybody to travel together he's got an immense crew you know when you're a legit super duper Star you gather an immense crew like he has I'd love to have a crew I think the full charge crew needs a special name like the volts the charge heads or the yeah the uh the volts the vaults yeah you know that's called the amps amp rdge the Everet I like that durac cels is a Duracell group but I've seen be people wear these pants all the time and they they hit me in a like a like a like a gross out kind oh here they are cuz they are they're like Hammer pants and I'm not shocked this shit's like popular right now I'm I'm just not shocked human beings are begging for the aliens to [ __ ] wipe us out begging with every new fashioned Choice with every new video we make seemed like it was getting pretty normal there for a while incorrect full charge been paying attention fella it's been downhill since the [ __ ] bell bottom we accepted the bell bottom and it was a slide my friend a slide I think I'm going to go to tracksuits and fanny packs I'll do it I think I'm going to commit I'm for the track suit track suit and fanny pack is my new look for life I think uh my body will appreciate it it's very light relaxing let's find some good track suits Brian and change that to our new wardrobe I'll show you the ones that we live in California man I don't need to wear thermals and [ __ ] I don't need layers of goose down I can get by with a tracksuit and a fanny pack yeah I want to be part I want to be part of your crew I don't feel like starting my own we wear what kind of sneakers should we wear we definitely got to wear Pumas or Adidas whatever saying whatever yeah whatever the track suit is here's the shoes that as6 those are good that's a good choice Brian that's a good choice that's a comfortable shoe too Y and if you're wearing like a blue track suit with some White Stripes that'll fit
nicely if we learned anything from fat James it's tracksuits and as6 no doubt about it rest in peace fat James yeah track suits and as6 I haven't had a tracksuit since I was probably 19 when was the last time you had an actual legit track suit I got one when I was like 28 cuz when I I was was going out with this girl I wanted to try to pull it off like we're talking about now yeah uh she worked at uh Eko you know that that Mark Ekko that clothing line she worked there and I'm like get me one of these tracksuits and I tried it for like a week and I just couldn't keep it up you know is a track suit I couldn't commit let's put it that way I didn't have a crew yeah the ever Rees weren't ready yet you got to have some other people behind you that also work so everybody doesn't give a [ __ ] together you know because it's just you on your own out there in the wilderness of life being judged by your fashion choices and you're wearing a [ __ ] tracksuit and you see a girl outside of a place where a girl if you were dressed like this she'd be like oh oh you're Matt fultron stand up comedian but she sees you and you why you wearing a tracksuit well you know I just like being casual and M I like dressing like a [ __ ] is it they don't buy that is it a [ __ ] thing is it a [ __ ] thing or is it a comfortable thing are we the morons full charge I know I'm the [ __ ] with our zippers to get our dicks trapped in our belts when we could just have a simple drawring easy access we got to start smoking cigars too dude let's do it little little back little bit of organized crime Bruce Bruce Lee owned that type of tracksuit the same way Hitler owned the mustache you can't wear that with without people thinking that you're Bruce Lee I said Bruce Lee hurt many more people than hit yeah see like this one nothing you could wear that no problem but that Game of Death one now Bruce Lee owns that that's that's his you can't wear that you can't wear a yellow jumpsuit it'd be embarrassing to wear a jumpsuit and like a break dance competition breaks out and then you got nothing you got nothing you're just kind of inching away quietly yeah Bruce Lee that that yellow tracksuit if you wear that people go yo what's up Bruce Lee they'll immediately
go to that that tracksuit is off limits if you have a tracksuit you better learn a skill and that it better be karate break dancing or counting numbers that's incredible now that I'm thinking about it is there one actor more synonymous with a very specific type of jumpsuit than Bruce Lee no I mean unless you count L J which you can't but they can't because he owns that yellow jumpsuit in the Game of Death so hard that to this day the only time you see people wearing them is when they're wearing it for a Bruce Lee costume right like he owns that [ __ ] yellow jumpsuit there's never been like a time like that where someone has just a really standard type of Athletic Apparel that is so common to them that when you see it all you think about is them fanny pack yeah Beyonce fanny pack yeah boy she ain't scared when you have an ass like that no one sees anything other than your ass that that fanny pack it's only examined by people online if you were there in front of her it would be like a mirage you wouldn't even be able to see it see her hips so ass ratio is incredible I think the tits are real she's so hung she's ridiculous ridiculously hot I forget what we're talking about now Jack Nicholson Bert Reynolds it was Bert Reynolds track it was you know when you see a guy like Bert Reynolds that's like had all that plastic surgery and he like really hurting right now no one's won the plastic surgery game yet have they well what here's what's really crazy you know who's the same age as him who Sylvester Stallone uhhuh that crazy [ __ ] that looks like he's 30 years old I mean his face doesn't but his body is ridiculous he's [ __ ] shredded so what's Sylvester doing just hair dye I mean he's definitely doing that he's eating babies but does Sylvester have any uh plastic Sur hormones yeah I'm sure he has he's he's an actor they most by the time they get to be like that age like especially the Superstar Blockbuster type dudes that keep their hair the same color mhm they've had a little a little bit of something done yeah you know just a little tuck here a little Botox there they get that weird shiny skin that doesn't move and when they do this it doesn't work right so it's like so then you can't even act
it's like shiny you can't even be surprised well you know you could be surprised you're in a movie somebody hire your old crazy ass with your poison skin Frozen [ __ ] paralyzed skin because you think that looks better Bruce Willis kept it real kept it real still working still working yeah there's a lot of those guys right and then standup comedy too a lot of those guys like uh like George Carlin perfect example George Carlin just kept being George Carlin through being a young guy to being an old kudin an old like scholarly kudin breaking down the you know the the the funny [ __ ] about the world became just stayed the same guy yeah something happens to some people though man where they just can't do that you know something happens to some people they just they can't accept it they got to cut their face yeah not a lot of comics doing this the surgery right what if it became like shown on paper that duck lips make every punch line 10% better oh they probably do I'm sure they do yeah if you but does punch lips he does punch lips I say uh punchline lips he does it like on purpose like he tell a joking and he's got his face cut too he's got that scar yeah but that scar is an accident sebasti you're right though because that scar came from laser surgery he was trying to get his hair removed from his face and they burned his face really yeah well Brody's [ __ ] hairy Brody is [ __ ] hairy when he shaves his face he gets stubble like an hour later and it's all the way up to his cheeks so he had it he was trying to get it lasered and uh they they BX him I wonder if he got paid for that did he get paid for that I don't know but he might have just done it again on his eyebrows and that's why he wears a hat down like this and glasses I hope he doesn't he doesn't need to do that he's Brody give him love for tattooed uh eyebrows or something does he really yeah or laser lasered eyebrows and then they took too much no it's it's something that lasts uh up to like I think he said 6 months or something like that lasered yeah well they laser it it'll it'll kill like a lot of your eyebrow hairs for a long time like a lot of girls get on therea they go down hooa and they get it lasered down but I think it's a tattoo
though it's a not permanent tattoo but it's uh one that goes away in like 6 months what are you talking about he has his eyebrows tattoo shouldn't be talking about dude you were telling on him why you talking about we talked about on an ice house oh okay he already talked about it he's so crazy he [Laughter] would the hair Chronicles he was [ __ ] unbelievably funny the last time he was on here though oh it was so great everybody's talking about it dude one of the funniest podcast I've ever done with him without a doubt so cool he's got the TV show cuz he was like I I don't know if you remember like when he showed up in LA in the late '90s everyone was going [ __ ] ape [ __ ] for him like on the on the comic circuit well I know Comics have always respected him I know he's always been a guy that we you know Stan hope and I had him uh do the opening War