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the feedback people have already listened to it really love it and I'm you know I hadn't put out a CD for a while so I was like really excited to put this whole group of Hour of Power together and I did at the EM Edmonton uh comedy strip which is one of my favorite clubs to play because it's literally the only Club where I got off stage and two separate times the owners one uh Tammy and one Rick Bronson would pull me aside and literally go dude can you work dirtier and I go what they go we would really like you to work dirtier and I'm like are you crazy that's so ridiculous so then I go up and say I'm just getting filthy for the sake of getting filthy and uh but it's one of the Gray's clubs and I said you know this would be a great place to do a CD so I decided to do it there they're Maniacs up there and everything they Edmonton's crazy well they're living in a PL you know it gets 50 [ __ ] below zero in the winter there those are hearty folk and everyone's got cash cuz they're fracking oh yeah they're all fracking up there it's they their unemployment is like 0. 0 1% like they're giv like 12 year- olds jobs cuz there's not enough people not enough people to go around for all the jobs well it's uh it's interesting too because people that live in that kind of an environment if you could survive that kind of a winter and you stay job or no job if you don't [ __ ] plot and Escape like you're you're a different kind of breed like you yeah it's blue collar with money which is a dangerous situation well it's blue collar with money but it's also people with like a certain level of character like you have to to get through the winter you can't be too much of a [ __ ] off you know what I mean like when [ __ ] gets 50 below you got to be on your goddamn toes you got to be on your game like if you are a real case [ __ ] up the kind of guy who like winds up falling asleep and parking lots all the time the security guard finds you at 9:00 a.m. you die that chick that happened to some I don't know where it was somewhere in the northe she passed out on her doorstep and then she woke up and like half her body had all Frost bites and she they they were going to have to amputate [ __ ] because she had passed out on her who just walked and someone had to walk by going I think that girl is dead nobody says anything
she's only 19 also she was a college oh that's awful it's booze man especially when you're 19 when you're 19 you don't [ __ ] you know you don't know how to drink yet you could go way too deep like she was probably forget the frostbite she's probably on death's door look how C oh yeah so how how [ __ ] up is her body and she's hot too how [ __ ] up is her body even worse um well scroll up what does it say yeah drop what's the story okay hey this isn't as good as may lose limbs oh God damn it her hands were three times the size with her skin split from Palm to finger oh my god oh they spent the night playing drinking games with friends during which she lost several round drops the chick off like that down at least 10 to kila shots tweeted earlier that day to kilos Shots tonight yep oh my God that's awful Joe do you remember a guy named fast Eddie that used to hang out at The Comedy Store the fat Mexican he was called Fast Eddie he's there all the time he was there for his birthday one time wait was he a comedian no he was just one of the guys really nice dude hangs out he used to hang out at the patio I know him yeah year he start to hang out there forever okay I probably know him now forever and uh it was his birthday and everyone's buying him shots and we're driving around and I mean he is go I mean he is God he's like drop me off at the club and you know it's a guys who are like yeah we'll drop you off you you know we'll just throw you out of the car and you might die in a dumpster but but if it's a chick nobody lets that happen everyone's like no you come on you're too drunk that's not true depending on what kind of chick it is if it's a giant mouthy chick who likes to fight dudes will kick that [ __ ] out of the car and hit the gas get your ass kicked yeah I mean only bad people would kick anyone out of the car in the [ __ ] winter right oh you have to be a really bad person you're like okay good luck or that guy's a total piece of [ __ ] he's some loudmouth dude wants to fight cops you driving by and a roll [ __ ] you pig like put the [ __ ] window down dude what are you doing we were driving and I just heard my window go down I go what's up Edie he's like and he just all down the side of my window which is nice he got outside the car and didn't just fill up my back seat
with Mexican vomit you ever hung out with a dude who doesn't have a whole lot of friends but he seems like a cool guy and you're like man this guy's pretty cool you know wonder why did nobody's hanging around with this guy come hang out with us and then the dude gets drunk and just becomes a maniac [ __ ] you to the bouncers and [ __ ] I mean there are dudes like that like get just Jackal and Hyde just get F I used to be way back in the day you used to be used to be how you know you were Jackel and Hyde cuz I knew I just get drunk and I was just like but did you feel be you you becoming Jacklyn Hy yeah but you would do it again you get I don't really you know that's why I don't really drink that much I don't even drink at all actually but back then when you would do it you would like okay here it comes taking my medicine I used to warn people sometimes I get a little crazy oh no I've been around you you were a drunk dude I'm I'm gonna be honest with you I don't I don't think you're a jackn Hyde guy you're you're a Old Lion now well no no no I've been around you and you're drunk and you were how long have I [ __ ] known you at least 10 years uh probably like 13 I I got picked up at The Comedy Store in just be around 2000 so during that time we have all seen each other in completely in in a state of if somebody wanted to have sex with us it would technically be rape yeah they would be raping us we've we've all been in that state we've all seen each other in that state can't rape the willing right but you can according to there's like a lot of people that are actually arguing this they have to say you can rape guys yes they have to say it about guys because you're saying about women if you want there's obvously they recognize that there's a real issue with that when it comes to like being contradictory and and being hypocritical if you start saying that if a man has sex with a woman who's had a few drinks that's rape well you have to also conversely say that if a woman has sex with a man who's had a few drinks that's rape and if you're both drunk you're raping the [ __ ] out of each other that is the weird thing dude is that it's a double illegal act so yeah technically she did rape him but I mean is it it's not the same thing it's not technical at all it's not
technical at all because she didn't rape him she had sex with a drunk guy and we all know what that is and we we add all these goddamn extra layers it doesn't change the actual Act of what it is the real problem with defining all these things this is rape and that is rape and this is privilege and that is no no no no no it's those are all just labels you're putting labels on things that we know exactly what they are okay if a school teacher blows a 14-year-old it's not rap I totally agree with you on that one but and here's the thing if she's gross it's an issue if she's hot it's not at all and we all know that to be a fact we all know that if a chick who looks like terapatrick yeah winds up blowing some 17-year-old kid that's not a goddamn crime I mean yeah it's going to [ __ ] that kid's head up but it's not a goddamn crime no in a bad way though what dude's like oh my God Terra patri suck my dick is it by high-fiving people how is it rape no I agree with you on that but we live in a country where it's like you can't technically have different laws for different people right we have to apply the laws to everybody I agree everything you're saying it's good though it's good that people are that hypocritical because it exposes it when in a subject like this which becomes so Preposterous when you start talking about it exposes how crazy it is there are people men and women that like to get drunk and [ __ ] if you engage them in that activity you don't automatically become a rapist yeah like but there is a level that you get to that gets rapy yeah there is and we all know this label it all you want we all know there's something wrong if someone's really [ __ ] up and blacked out and you say [ __ ] it and you and you have sex with them anyway that's crazy that's [ __ ] up there's also women there's also women that you've met that are so conniving that could probably rape like like hey I want to have a Joe Rogan baby you know and like gets you drunk to the point where you [ __ ] them and you for to wear a condom yeah that's totally possible but again pro athletes have to take the condom they have to grab the condom take it put it in the toilet and flush it because these women will take that cond yep squirt that baby and it's just ex and the thought of just having a baby for the for the sake of
making money I the fact that that's acceptable or well it's not just that it is it's definitely that but I think there's also part of it is uh having a baby with a guy who ordinarily doesn't want anything more than sex from you yeah now you connect with them you know so there's there's those options there's uh someone who just wants a baby you know there's some people that just want a baby there's girls that just like God damn it I want a baby I don't give a [ __ ] if this guy wants a baby or not I want a baby you know obviously not supposed to do that you should probably like tell the guy like you could probably find a guy who's willing to just give you a baby but then it comes back and then there's all that legal stuff that well there was legal stuff with a guy who uh got he got he was a sperm donor he gave spermed these people they had a kid and then he got sued for uh child support and he lost because his DNA made the child I mean this poor guy he wasn't involved in the raising of this kid at all that's incredible this new thing with the guy from Lost Boys uh Lost Boys Patrick the movie what's his name patri he was like the lead vampire he uh his ex-wife he had they he had donated sperm or some [ __ ] like that and she took it and had a kid and then he he was trying to get custody or at least get visitation rights and he finally got got the right by the judge cuz he is the father but it's like that's some crazy [ __ ] that you could donate sperm and then it then it comes all this crazy issues with it yeah how's that even society's just crazy Jason Patrick Yeah Patrick right what did I say uh we I don't think we remembered his name yeah the lead I forgot about that dude yeah like he was really big and I think he did like speed two and then it just went off the rails he um is uh John joac Machado student I've seen him hanging around with John jock before takes Jiu-Jitsu I love that name Johan jock you can't work at Burger King with a name Johan Jack you could yeah I'm John jock Jason Patrick closer to be reunited with son okay let's not read this I'll get sad he's a sperm donor and now he's got a kid is that what it is or he was married to this woman I believe and she took his sperm and had a child now he wants to be in the kids's life I oh boy boy boy boy
that's why when you go to massage pars they tie the condom in a knot and throw it in the refrigerator I think and sell that [ __ ] they don't throw it away they take the condom out of the room they yeah they don't want your loads dude right now they they nuke your loads they throw them in the microwave and they make Godzilla Red Band mother load is that what they're talking about that's his gold and then their condoms no they they they're like we [ __ ] got it boys it's all smooth sailing from here what do I got here call their friends up what's up man dude what do I I got here I tell you what I got I got a little rubber baggie of gold this is our ticket out of here I got red band come get the [ __ ] out of here Red Band Come guy on Twitter he got 100,000 followers exactly that's right he's a genius come he's going to want it back Red Band man's a little more talented I think people give him credit for I got the work with him re recently and I I feel like uh I never really I mean it was just fun hanging out with him and I think he's a little more why you saying that while you're looking at him because I don't think he gets credit while you looking at him that's just weird I I am weird though you are weird I'll give you that I'll give it back I am a weird dude I'm a little crazy but I got a new CD out believe in yourself buy it is it on iTunes also yes sweet and it's on all things records.com Brian we talked about this before but why don't you put together like a set and do like a CD or something do a digital release I just need to do more stage time first though yeah do yeah do comedy I know do that [ __ ] I I can I can't get spots anywhere in La I'm I'm realizing you can you just put together your own shows do do those [ __ ] small I can tell you where you can go you can go to uh the John litz you can go to this new club uh on Hollywood Boulevard there's a bunch of places you can go I mean if you can't get the store and you can't do the I I don't know why the Improv doesn't put you up yeah probably someone doesn't like his sexiness that's right I do believe your man he makes people very very very intimidated you can get spots though dude you can get spots you just got to hustle you got to hustle so hard to hustle into everything it is you know
that's the issue you got to decide what do you like doing you like doing a million other podcasts or do you want to do like two or three of your podcasts I've cut down podcast a lot lately and it's focusing on the comedy thing which is so tiring because as you know like going on the road and finding a spot yourself doing at the Doug Stan hope way getting Like a Rock Club and getting the door and doing all it is the most stressful thing ever that's why managers I get the the 10 or 20% that they take cuz that [ __ ] is just annoying as [ __ ] and uh it's just hard though it's stressful and hard I just went to Vegas and it was such a it was so fun the place was amazing but there this the the headache around booking it and getting everything is just well you could get somebody dude you can get somebody to book you it's worth it and they can put you in places where you ordinarily might not have a connection with the guy have you tried to get a booking agent no I don't know what to do well you should one other Comics are doing it and you're friends with a lot of comics you know it's not hard to do but once once you like start doing it on a a weekly basis and hammered in then the act like starts to take shape I've been blessed man lately I've been touring a lot and it's totally fun when you just keep get when you get to work on a joke and over and over again and then all of a sudden you just Riff on a new punchline now it just boom boom boom and it just builds and you know cuz I'm trying to now write a new hour to do an to finally shoot something I've never shot an hour special so you want to write write an hour additional to that and then shoot it in how much time well I'm debating whether I do like cuz I have another CD called crime fighter and that material is really old but do the best of this and this best of this new stuff I'm doing and then shoot an hour or just do a whole new hour you know what I would say do a whole new hour because that way people could still find this stuff and they can still like tune into the old stuff yeah I'm I'm about 35 minutes into a new hour I made a mistake once of not doing a totally new set because my my set like I had certain jokes that were just better between my Showtime special and then when I did my CD on Comedy Central there was a couple bits that I
don't know how many bits but there was more than one that crossed over that was just a better bit now and I just stuck it in anyway cuz I was like not too many people saw the Netflix one cuz Netflix in 2005 was in its infancy it was a completely different thing but uh I I regret that now I probably shouldn't have done that I probably should have just done totally new sh but I had better versions of those bits I'm like God damn it these are so much better I saw your new special it was on YouTube and yeah it's already yeah people take it and they stick it online you know you could I don't really try to take it down take it down a couple of times I feel like there's a bunch of bits on there that I hadn't heard before did you do new stuff in that special yeah yeah some of those some that's some Brave ass [ __ ] right there putting out new bits on on a special I guess well one of the things about doing a podcast is you're even if you're not writing during the time that you're doing the podcast you're thinking about [ __ ] in a way and you're going over like especially if we're like doing a podcast like this like hanging out with Comics just talking [ __ ] it's not like someone who's promoting a very specific book or you know about a very specific subject which is fascinating as well but doing these kind of podcasts like you're forced to think for long periods of time and you get ideas and I think it's easier to write I think it's easier to write [ __ ] I think there's a bunch of different ways to write but I think that just talking is a is way to write too but what you know what is what is writing it's just coming up with an idea having a creative idea you get a lot of those just talking you know they're not it's not the only thing you know you also get a lot of them doing standup you get a lot of them writing standup you get a lot of them writing other [ __ ] you you might write an email to somebody and have a [ __ ] great idea in the middle of just trying to be silly in an email and you're like holy [ __ ] that's a bit and then take it copy paste it it's just a matter of just being in motion all the time if you write if let's say 10 bits how many do you think actually make the ACT if out of 10 bits two two are worth it yeah there's a few that are just like what was that you go back over the notes
and you're like the [ __ ] was I thinking man I try to take you know everything that happens and tries to turn into I try to turn into a bit and then sometimes you're like this is going to kill and you go up there and it just flatlines but I also get Bambi legs when I'm doing new material when I have material I know that kills I just you know I'm like throwing like [ __ ] hammers of the god and then I get up there and I do this new bit and I it just like I I get the Bambi legs where my legs start sh and I stop I start dropping F bombs and like every other word is a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] fck you can't let that happen see you know what happens right you know that that happens and you talk about it but you let it happen you can never let that happen try not to never let it happen you just never let it happen it's not going to happen it's just you could feel the energy of just go yeah yeah yeah but when do that like you'll see guys like on the road especially if you bring a guy on the road that hasn't been on the road before and you see like the first time they go on stage and you know [ __ ] Fort Lauderdale or something like that that's so funny yeah that's happened to me and a joke doesn't go over well and then the the [ __ ] just start flying out and what it is is like they're saying uh Yep they're like it's uh the um guy uh [ __ ] guy with the [ __ ] thing and like the audience does not want to hear that that's like a a poor use of words you see that at the uh Hollywood improv a lot because a lot of people think that's like the office that's where you go to work when uh the industry is going to be there and when you're a young comic and it's the first time you get a set there a lot of them put like this humongous amount of pressure on themselves to do well there and I've always felt like as you move up The Comedy chain I feel the gigs kind of get easier you know you you know the the the ticket price goes up and as the ticket price goes up I always feel like people want to laugh they're like I'm dropping 50 bucks on this ticket I'm going to laugh you know I want to laugh so so people always I couldn't disagree more really yeah why would I don't understand why anybody would be more inclined to laugh because they paid a lot more money I think they would they
want to have a good time like if you're paying $50 compared to CO2 show where it's like free comedy okay that's the difference because I think that people who go free comedy they could have done anything else they're not really there for comedy if someone pays for comedy even if it's 10 bucks you know whatever it is if they're paying for comedy they're going there to see a show right but there's a there's a big difference between that and like we paid 50 bucks we're going to laugh hard right I mean I think it's the opposite really yes when the ticket prices get high people do a little bit of this like how much do I have to [ __ ] pay there's guys out there that charge 150 bucks a ticket I've seen those $200 a ticket you know there's like they have tiered seating like the seating in the front's like 200 bucks seating behind that 150 and you see people in that audience like this yeah I was just in Pachanga Brian Regan's playing there and I think it's like he's like $110 what something that's up there [ __ ] I would pay that to see him he's hilarious great you know we talked about that on the podcast before but apparently we were incorrect when it was about Jay Leno so we should probably correct is a good opportunity the uh when you see those super high tickets those are actually scalpers that's like Ticket Hub and [ __ ] like that yeah but this was an advertisement on yeah inanga I understand but we were talking about Jay Len and we were quoting like 250 tickets and [ __ ] like that apparently his tickets are not that expensive it's just that uh you know scalpers they exist I've been doing his spots on Sunday nights at the comedy magic club oh he's not doing it anymore well he's on the road a lot so I do some of some of the times when he's not there I do his spots that's great I think you being there is great because it allows it to uh kind of shift the comedy a little bit well they were talking about the differences in the crowds between my crowds and Jay Leno's crowds is pretty hilarious I think it's great man well it's it's a good spot man I mean it's and the the place has been there for a long time but I'll CH down when I'm there dude you oh the food I Chow Down that's a good club man I mean it's a club that's owned by a guy who really has a love of Comedy a great Mike Lacy I
think he started that club I think he bought it in 1978 I don't know if he started it or if he was the first I think he was the first but either way it's like a goddamn Museum stop blowing that stinky [ __ ] in the air that stuff's gross it's love stinky man it's like it's like spraying perfume in the air at Amber comian Fitch [ __ ] gross it smells bad you don't do those cigarettes I mean I I definely I don't want to smell it it's [ __ ] gross Red Band stop it some I saw some guy doing that at a restaurant the other day and it was like filled the room with this stinky smoke they're starting to B that see it but I mean you could see it all over the place and people are looking around like is that smoke like what is technically what the [ __ ] is going on if I have to breathe your [ __ ] we're in a gray area yeah but it's not legal yeah it's not legal and people are still doing it in restaurants and then nobody it's like if you lit up a cigar in a restaurant people go nuts they would [ __ ] beat your ass somebody would kick you out but this guy pulled one of these things out and started puffing it in in a restaurant and nobody did anything it was like this weird state of M like are we breathing in and smoke it smells it had like a strawberry smell to it or something icky yeah but it's not it isn't smoke though it's vapor but I don't believe that and it smells just vapor if it's just Vapor okay you tell me this what's the difference between you inhaling that vapor and me inhaling that Vapor it's going into your body and you're blowing it out so inside when you're doing that it's transporting the to the nicotine so when it goes out into the air isn't it also transporting at least some of the nicotine uh if if it is it's so small and it's nicotine it doesn't matter if you're but what you can't say that because you're you're asking other people to in ingest your nicotine that's the whole purpose of making secondhand smoke illegal yeah but I think it's so small that you won't even feel anything should be anything it should be zero it should be zero amount of drugs that you could put in the air that affect other people yeah I that's not something we have to deal with we don't do that as a i me guess we do it's going to say we don't do it with our bodies but I guess some chicks give off
a [ __ ] the perfume or like when you're in a mall and you go buy a candle like a Yankee Candle Store it's not like perfume it's not like perfume you're actually breathing in I I see it in the air it's like when you you blow that thing out I can see it it's a fog machine I don't believe that I don't believe that I think there's some of them that are but I think some of them man that [ __ ] lingers like smoke like there's some that you see it like the it blows out and within seconds it's gone it just disappears but there's other ones that float around float in the air and that's the thing they're saying about these ecigarettes they're saying look they're absolutely better for you than regular cigarettes are you done with cigarettes Health experts are saying this but what they're not saying is all ecigarettes are equal and what they're not saying is that all cigarettes that are you know using these little electronic mechanisms have the same mechanism that they act in the same way so when you see what looks like [ __ ] smoke you're seeing a guy who burnt some tobacco oil yep I mean that's what it is it might not be plant matter it might be just the oil but I feel like it's smoked there's no regulated standards that everybody must have the same thing yeah I'm not sure enough to really discuss it the wild west but what what I've understood by listening to people talk about it this the standards are very different like like you can get like one like a blue ecigarette like if you somebody had a blue in this room they're smoking it I'm pretty sure that is just Vapor like that's all you're getting you're inhaling this thing and you're puffing out just Vapor but when you buy one of those [ __ ] fire hydrant looking [ __ ] like red band has those lightsabers with a tuba uh thing what of those flute things the what are those things called those like a flute when you suck on the end of it what would the end the mou mouthpiece called fluke oh yeah fluke no that's a fish this thing a fluke f l u k e is a fish oh well maybe it's a fluke it's a fish I thought it was this part could look it up part right here but I thought it was a flute wasn't a flu f l e FL that that piece I thought was a fluke but isn't that a part of like a musical instrument
is f yeah and I think that's what that's why they call it the same thing well let's why we why we time Google time it's that little thing you put in like a that little thing you put on the end of a wooden instrument like it's also a hot dog joint if read it flukies the many different words of the English language um well okay Define def fine fluke um the part of an anchor that catches the ground especially in the triangular piece at the end of an of the end of each arm hm under anchor a Barb or a barbed head of a harpoon a spear Arrow or the like and either half of the Triangular tail of a whale okay there's another um there's an accidental like there's a fluke like it's it was a fluke Victory that's one that was a fluke yeah an accident or chance happening uh an accidental accidentally successful stroke such as in Billiards it's a fluke shot in Billiards they say uh the Obscure origin okay fluke like a guess all right fluk and you have several fluke Perry no any American flounders I used to catch those when we lived in Massachusetts used to catch uh summer flounders they're called flukes and uh any of a variety of other flat fishes no it doesn't say that now let's look up flu f l because I think that's what we're thinking of oh I might be wrong about that too flu is a passage or duct for smoke in a chimney so it's a flu it's not a fluke you [ __ ] you ruin the whole thing any duct or passage for air gas or the like so it has to be that you know what I found man you know uh those uh you know Green Mountain Grills they they make those pet grills they make a pellet not Green Mountain Grills but other companies they make pellet smokers really well you can do like you know you go to the barbecue like I've been looking up these smokers man you know because I I did that Smoky thing with the ham my Smoker's kind of whack it fell over in the wind the wind knocked it over and it's all [ __ ] up now like h i mean it worked fine for the moment but it was kind of a pain in the dick like you had to get up right every couple hours and stick uh wood chips in it I thought it would be more self-contained in that but they have these things like Green Mountain Grills or you know the Green Mountain Grill is
a pellet smoker or it's a pellet cooker um but they have pellet smokers too that work like in kind of a different way it's more smoked than it is just the heat from burning the pellets I guess but you could make ribs and [ __ ] on them yeah when when Joey Diaz says that he got the meat sweats cuz I got it the other day from eating meat for eating meat ribs uh what is that from because I mean it was serious like I thought I was having a heart attack after eating cuz I was I was getting hot and then shaky and then your body's just trying to burn off all that extra flesh you just stuffed on your m i that's what it is your body is just going holy [ __ ] we ate Fogo to Chow I love that after Eddie's match with Oiler and we were sweating like crazy really yeah you just dig in when you eat a lot of meat man I love it I did one of those things where I'm driving by the hospital in Burbank I'm like should I just like pull over and just wait and wait this out to make sure I don't need to be there soon no were you thinking you were dying it felt something was not right man I I felt like I was something was up is are you worried about your health is that why you just you're going to the electronic cigarette is you just doing this cuz you're in the studio no I I I uh I mostly do electronic cigarette cuz uh the girl you should only do the girl I'm with hates it so much so I've good good for her good for what does she hate more your ecigarettes or your uh hand job places oh no shh Jesus Sam you know have to spell it out so there's no denial you [ __ ] [ __ ] blocker hey yeah well what Sam said the robot Jing me Hey listen uh Sam triy Knows What You Do he always does that [ __ ] man there's been so many times where Sam has said something where I'm like what you're on stage talking about rubout Maps what are you talking about you're the most interesting guy you get mad at me all the time for just bringing up something you talk about on stage he's got a big you got like everybody mad at me on Twitter because of something that I just literally just was like hey did you see red band say this and then The Firestorm breaks out do you not think she's on Twitter she's like a social media person it's so weird I know I'm out of shape no way because I was
running one day in La Hoya people randomly started cheering me on as I was running down the street guys on bikes were giving me high FES and thumbs up I was like dude I'm just running this isn't like a [ __ ] Marathon how do you know that they didn't see you perform at the comedy store there that's right next to La Hoya or maybe it was so funny sing your boobs that they were like yeah how do you know unal why would you assume why wouldn't you assume that they knew who you were you were performing in that [ __ ] town how many people do you think are in La Hoya I know but it was in PB and I know it's the same basic place but nobody you were how long ago was this this was like a couple weeks ago Sam tripley you are internet famous in a way you know that right you have a [ __ ] CD that's number 11 on iTunes uh believe in yourself yeah but I mean seriously stop and think about that you what are you confused that people would like give you the thumbs up if they you think you're funny yeah I do but I just feel it do you have self-doubt Sam tripley self-doubt yes I'm the I'm the I'm the house of self-doubt that's where I come from yes I do have self but I really had think it more has to do with me looking like I'm barely holding on as I run well there's a little of that but I'm trying to give you a [ __ ] half half glass full option and you're not even willing to take it that's some defeis type thinking S I don't know why I just have a feeling has more to do with the running than the rocking cuz you're trying to work in your mat about running and people getting that's not true at alling you're working on a bit come on I am okay it is a bit little bit of a bit a little bit of a bit a little bit of a bit little bit of a something there I know I can ramble with Pacific Peach is [ __ ] beautiful isn't it it's gorgeous I don't know why like why would you live in Cleveland when you could live in P stuck people get stuck they don't have enough money to move and it's scary scary to try to relocate to a new spot I would smoke a ton of crack what that way I wouldn't have to eat for like two weeks and I just save all my money for a a gr everybody knows that crack grows on trees a gry I mean go the crack Bush on the corner crack did grow on trees it would put crack dealers out of business
but everybody would be on crack everybody would be you imagine if that was like a real issue like crack was just growing everywhere there'll be a lot of people in trees there'd be a lot of people that are dead probably this is a joke on my CD I was walking my dog next door I have crackheads everywhere I was walking my dog I looked in the trees there were crackheads in the trees that's a true they were just hanging up out there and there's like five crackheads in these trees that's you know you got good crack it's like if you go by a pasture and you see big fat healthy cows that's some good grass those those cows are eating good but if you uh you see a crackhead up in a tree someone nearby has some really good crack did you see the video of the the jazz band playing jazz and the cows just all walk up and start listening to the the band Jam really yeah it was like the they had pull over take a piss and Guy starts playing his thing and all the cows just start looking and then you see them walk over and they start listening to the band that's so cool cows and people have such a fascinating relationship man such a weird thing yeah we eat them well we don't just eat them like very very very very very very few people have them as pets you know and the people that do have them as pets they usually get something out of them like milk welcome and then the big male ones boy not really interested in being your friend you got to keep them the [ __ ] away from people you got to cut their balls off at an early age and those are the ones you cook yep you make you get your your Dairy of what a [ __ ] weird relationship that these animals have somehow or another like sort of developed and been groomed to develop to be these docile Giants that we just pick meat from yeah so strange I mean we've accepted it because it's normal but if if human beings the if the concept of eating other animals didn't exist and then you know we started introducing the idea we found a better way to get our protein than beans in fact if you eat animals animal protein is high in omega-3 fatty acids and we started ex extoling the virtues of murdering cows and eating them people be like what the [ __ ] are you talking what are you crazy you can't eat animals what the [ __ ] you're going to eat but because
we eat animals all the time it's just no big deal totally acceptable totally murder is fine well and we just have this thing well you know animals eat animals and [ __ ] they would eat us which is totally true yes they would but it's weird what I'm getting at is it's weird and it goes back to what we were talking about about living in Edmonton because it's weird what people just get used to it's weird that people get used to 50 below zero it's weird that people get used to plowing themselves out of their driveway every day because it's snowed a foot and a half overnight while they were sleeping so they have to get up two hours early just so they can get out of their [ __ ] driveway and drive down that slippery road to a job that sucks but people do it they just [ __ ] do it they they just accept it they accept it just like this is my reality cold as [ __ ] even prison that's where it gets really weird man people accept their prison reality that's why they say that men become institutionalized like I guess women as well probably right if they're locked up for a long time they become used to the community and the uh the the social interaction schedule they get used to that world and when I say the community I don't say it's like it's [ __ ] great Community the great NBC show no I don't mean that either what I meant was that it's like they get used to that sort of structure that social structure they get used to that world and they're scared and when they get they get free they'll commit like some stupid little crime to get locked when nobody gets hurt so they get sent back yeah that definitely does happen there's guy they should have the option I think to stay in look I think if someone's gotten you to the point where you're so [ __ ] up you want to stay in prison and you don't want to be free or if you are so [ __ ] up and you have the the ability to recognize it you know like if you're a child molester or something along those lines which you know take away from the horrific Act of what molesting a child is [ __ ] unbelievably evil disgusting disgusting and evil but imagine I don't understand like some people's motivations for things I don't I don't I don't I'm not inside their head I could speculate but I really couldn't imagine what it's like to be a cha molester someone obviously
can could you imagine being a person who does not want that in them does not want that that whatever the [ __ ] it is that that aberation that [ __ ] up that horrible left turn in their mind that makes them want to molest kids but it's there and so you know what if one of them was like you know what man don't let me out just leave me in here leave me in here I'm having a good life or a good enough life there was a story about a guy who infected women with HIV and he he had infected a bunch of them cuz he said cuz he he didn't believe he had it he thought it was BS and he just Tommy Marson Tommy Marson was saying that remember but he went to jail and this guy they wouldn't let him out they kept him in jail for longer till they figured out what they were going to do with him what can you do how can you stop someone from giving a disease you know and how can you you know just you have it dude you got to you can't give it to other people yeah I mean people have been giving people the clap from the beginning of time you know I mean how many [ __ ] people have chyia know they have chyia and still go out [ __ ] that's got to be rough it's rough but they they would do it with AIDS too man people do with everything there's well obviously they you know obviously people do give it out because it's it gets spread around right well oh how about this [ __ ] Magic Johnson Donald Sterling thing this this whole thing like a a part of this whole thing that a lot of people are ignoring was her and the guide Sterling and her having this conversation where he was saying you can go [ __ ] these guys he was like I don't care what you do with them [ __ ] him go out you know [ __ ] him like you're you're hanging out with magic wait a minute hold on well he even said that he said that in the Anderson Cooper interview yes that this guy was going around having sex with people when he knew had HIV yeah he said that in the Anderson Cooper thing and I'd heard that before well he probably does but what's crazy is that it's just like everything else it's just like having chamia it's just like having herpes it's just like like people don't think of HIV which can be potentially fatal I mean I guess less fatal now that they have a lot more drugs I think eventually it's just going to be like diabetes almost but you can
give it to somebody where got to take drugs for it forever yeah will they ever cure it I think whoever I think what they should do is whoever's got a billion dollars go this is a billion dollars they need a lot more than that you to cure it yeah if you're like to a scientist that can have this billion dollars if you cure it no it's it doesn't matter you the funding in order to uh to make a drug that's capable of doing something that's incredible is curing HIV or curing AIDS I mean right now they've got them apparently now again when I'm discussing this I have zero medical background two dudes talking two idiots that happen to be dirty smarter than the other but we don't have [ __ ] is tomor leave it out there you know big words not sure know I'm saying again it's just a word the actual mechanism behind the smart is very debatable but the look the bottom line is I don't know [ __ ] about medical science at all so anything that I say about uh about what's what's good for you in bad for you is just [ __ ] pure speculation however what I understand is that they've got it down to a point where you don't even test positive for HIV anymore like you they've had people that are HIV positive but the drug goes into such you know places and squashes out the virus in such a way that even though you still have it it's like and you can it I don't know that's the question I don't know none of it makes any sense to me it's chaos viruses don't make any sense to me bacteria doesn't make any sense to me the fact that you need bacteria makes no [ __ ] sense to me can like a virus it lives forever that's a good question some of them they've eradicated and they've come back you know like some of them they got well that's one of the things that people get so upset about with antivaccine people it's like do you understand that they have taken [ __ ] like polio and made it almost non-existent they've taken things like small pox and made them almost non-existent what about this Ms or Mar yeah Ms dangerous like has that always been around or is that just like something comes out of nowhere and then you got to be like oh it was a Middle East thing how much is this man-made you know like well don't get crazy I won't I'll stop is the thing that people do do
this I do have a a little bit of information about this because I did a whole special on it on that Sci-Fi show on infectious diseases and I got a chance to talk to a lot of these guys they're not making any new diseases they don't have to make any new diseases they have some [ __ ] weaponized small poox that if they released were [ __ ] Ville and they had this stuff in mass quantities in Russia and that's a fact there's no need to make any new thing like Ms Ms is not very effective because because look it's not spreading there's a very small amount of people have gotten it they were talking about it years ago it's a very dangerous and deadly disease once people get it but there's not that many people that have it it's a very small I only think like six people ever have died from it the problem is it's like half the people that get it it's it's just is bird flu new bird flu is not new all of these flu this is another thing that I found out doing the show they're almost all of them come from livestock whether it's a swine flu whether it's the Avan flu bird flu all these different flu a [ __ ] ton of them come from the way people raise animals in factory make love to them no okay thought there was a lot of [ __ ] going remember that was the AIDS one with the monkey monkey Sam somebody [ __ ] a monkey yeah that Sam kennison's bit on AIDS was like at the time it was so taboo and so wrong but there's so much of it that was so [ __ ] true and funny the thing where he's like you know he's like Sam they say sam AIDS is a heterosexual disease straight people die from it too name one name one [ __ ] guy [ __ ] you it's not our dance it's not our [ __ ] dance like that's a horrible joke terrible and mean who was someone's talking about right they were they went back and they watched Eddie Murphy's like Delirious or Raw I forgot and they were watching it with their kids and then at some point he had to stop and go listen we don't talk like this anymore cuz it was like very raw and obviously not just raw like the difference between like a gay joke and an evil like homophobic joke there's a difference and they used to have that used to be pretty normal like an evil homophobic joke in the'80s was pretty normal like you could get away with it
yeah you know and now it's like whoa It's like you can't just [ __ ] on someone just for their sexual orientation anymore yeah it's got to be an observation of it I mean what is the line on that because I feel like some people think that if you just bring it up it's homophobic and I just completely disagree with that yes that's I agree with you 100% that the the subjects are always going to be completely open you can talk about anything you want on stage people may or may not find it funny the the question is do you find funny and can you find a way to relay it to an audience if that's your intent just finding humor in life there's nothing wrong with that and you could you know you could talk about any subject you want but that's not what they were doing back then they were just sh gay people destroying gay people you know you remember when Sebastian Bach from Skid Row had that uh t-shirt on AIDS kills [ __ ] dead yeah yeah man you could find it pull up the picture it was a huge controversy it's like why would you say that it's so weird that is as homophobic as you can get it's probably the worst well it's just right up there with God hates facts that uh Phelps guy that died recently walking around with a shirt on like that like you someone thought that was cool it's cooler than not wearing that shirt there it is is there irony lost in the way he's pouting with his gay lips and his [ __ ] ferof faucet hair and just that whole group of that music genre was all dudes who tried to look like chicks yeah you remember when you first saw the poison CD you're like those are some smoking hot chicks and your friends like dude those are guys you're like a how weird what a weird time in music man I I blame Rob Halford cuz Rob howford of Judith Priest who was gay as [ __ ] and cool as [ __ ] and allaround bad [ __ ] he he's such a bad [ __ ] that he was wearing like obvious gay biker Garb and he got people to think that gay biker Garb like on stage was something cool manly [ __ ] and and because he was sort of closeted you know I guess it was understood in the industry but they didn't talk about it but he didn't hide it you know it's one of those things he wasn't like Liberace you know back in the day constantly
asking when he was going to get married it was a it was a different sort of a scenario but Rob howford got he changed like metal they all started dressing like that they all started dressing like gay bikers and I think that during that time everybody got so perplexed I think bad gay mother [ __ ] just badass gay dudes infiltrated the music business and got everyone to dress like a homo yeah they all everyone was wearing spandex tights and their [ __ ] was pinned tight to their pants makeup everybody looked like transexuals that's not but that's not for women like that flowing lock thing with the tight pants chick's like the marbor man okay they want a guy who's built like da fry who's got like they know he's got a six-pack under that like [ __ ] cowboy shirt but they don't they don't want to see it on the outside that's a guy thing like guys want to see like yoga pants on a chick like a girl can walk down the street with yoga pants and a camel toe totally acceptable if a guy walked down the street with [ __ ] ballet tights on and no shirt Jesus Christ is Hugh Jackman that's not real yeah no it's not come on that's not real that guy's face is photoshopped you're so full of [ __ ] look at that guy on the left tell me his face photosh look at the lighting the lighting is totally different not real there they have their Shadows are in the wrong direction Hugh Jackman Shadow is coming towards us this guy's Shadow is going towards his left shoulder Come On Son not real get the [ __ ] out of here how dare you think that dude's HGH in uh probably yeah if he's smart shredd it out bro um we were for whatever reason Brian was obsessed with the fact that Hugh Jackman was K he wouldn't stop talking about it his [ __ ] hands were moving he kept puffing on the glass dick he was like I hear hug Jackman's gay I know there's multiple pictures of him holding hands with guys come on son there's multiple pictures of me with big black dicks in my mouth yeah but I did wait a minute hold on a second hold on a second back that up cuz one of those look real go ahead go piss you weak bladed son of a [ __ ] who's the guy with the beard he's a wolverine fan he's telling him how uh watching that movie uh made him cure cancer that's what it is so Hugh Jackman's guy on the right let me see is he really holding that
guy's hand or is that a perspective that looked like a perspective thing who cares if he's gay but it's a weird thing like a chick can be gay like a Jodie Foster and everyone knows she's gay she's out it's all good and she could play okay that is super gay God what a sexy beast he is that's fra he looks so he look so big but you know if a woman like a jod foster decides to come out and you know proclaims that she's gay that's not real either stop it just stop stop now he's a woo I lost my pants what's this guy doing sucking my cck I didn't plan this um a woman can still play a heterosexual woman but a man has a really hard time unless it's that um the dude on How I Met Your Mother what's his name uh Neil Patrick Harris Neil Patrick Harris is K he's so lovable yeah well he's not just lovable he plays a guy who's like a ladies man on the show which is quite hilarious but you know why I think though I think cuz he has from that Howard Kumar movie where he plays such a pimp I think that's that's kind of bur in people's thoughts still I never saw that movie so I have no idea what the White Castle never saw it never no but he's a funny guy and a talented actor I think that's more likely than and I think we're we're in a different time I think people like supporting the idea of a guy being out and open you know I think especially in Hollywood that's like the place where people but when it comes to movies movies are a different an because movies you got to sell tickets you got to sell hard [ __ ] tickets and you know if the Midwest no worries I'm just talking if the Midwest comes over and you know they see that some big gay guy like Hugh Jackman is in some [ __ ] movie where he's playing uh the girlfriend to uh who's the chick that's always on Sports Illustrated Kate Upton oh playing Kate Upton she's he's playing Kate Upton's husband you're going to like get the [ __ ] out of here yeah he's gay look at that picture that's it he wins he wins he wins he's big he's gay he's beautiful he's got he's got it both ways the New York Times apparently wrote a thing about him being by right that's what you guys are saying but I think that's just someone's wishful thinking because he does musicals yeah you know if you like theater musical theater apparently you
got to be gay yeah but imagine if you were straight how much ass you'd be crushing because it'd be you a bunch of gay dudes and chicks everywhere if you were in musical theater yeah if you were straight guy musical theater what do you really think women are the primary viewers of musical theater I think there's I mean acting and dancing how dare you dancers in musical theater just pull you push your seat back and think this over put your hand on your chin like this do do that [ __ ] mix no the whole room is not gay the whole audience gay and menopausal women that's who goes to see musicals and a few confused young girls who eventually abandon the art forum and they just go to they want to look cool in college they say oh my God I love musicals and then they go and they realize musicals are dog [ __ ] if it was any good it would be in a goddamn movie all right you'd be able to see things happen real moners explosions it is but it's more like a comedy performance than it is a musical they call it a musical but it's really like a sketch comedy performance like a Saturday Night Live piece that goes on for an hour and a half I mean that's really what it's like it's brilliant but to call that a musical no musicals are drab there's like [ __ ] there's songs in there about romance and love and the two people meet again they're nonsense we have movies now if you want to you tell me Chicago chicks don't like the the Musical Chicago they love the dancing and stuff tell you I've seen the Musical Chicago and it is dog [ __ ] I know but you're not it's dog [ __ ] and I went to watch a very good friend of mine I went to support her and sit there and watch Chicago and when it was the halfway through we were all sitting around we were all talking and we're like so what do you think well it's really really good like everybody was like you know like hedging the words I go it's dog [ __ ] it's unwatchable dog [ __ ] and finally the older gentleman in the group who we look to for guidance he goes it's I've never been a fan of the art form it's [ __ ] terrible and we were like it's not good right like what's going on here like you go see go see they don't do cats anymore but if you went to see Cats halfway through cats you'd be like what the [ __ ] am I watching what are you doing to me here
this is a murderous assault on my attention span and somehow or another you've convinced two I'm sure a lot of people think that in my ACT but that's fine you don't have to go see it all right some people like it some people like cats I get that as well I just don't understand those people at all have you heard at all have you heard of that movie that's uh like or I mean that play that's like where guys all act like horses there's like three people I heard that's pretty sweet did you go see I think you should go you should go and give a full lions king you would see Lion King I see Li [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here I I saw cir to and that was dope cirto solle is because it's a it's like watching the Olympics with music it's like you're watching people do [ __ ] that's impossible guys doing handstands and they have like a woman like attached to their hand and they're like supporting her like they have one hand on the ground one hand up in the air that's holding a woman you're like how are you even [ __ ] doing that the guys like there's guys that are doing handstands on each other's arms unbelievable it's insane you feel so weak and feeble when you go to see more so than going to see the UFC you feel weak and feeble when you go to Cirus solle cuz you watch them do things you're like how long would it take me to even come close to be [ __ ] I can't do that if I had those skills I'd become a ninja didn't someone die recently at cir solle yeah they did right or somebody it was no it was Ringling Brothers no no it was both it was Cirus solle and then there was like nine people that died I went and saw a show where the guy missed a missed the thing and he just fello and the whole room was just quiet how was he he got back up but man I'm sure he took a beating off far did he fall only like about six or seven feet I guess that's still man jump from the ceiling that would [ __ ] you up that's about how tall is that CE is about 8 feet no it's yeah it's got to be more than that like 10 eight8 n to the drop let's go nine okay let's go nine you you know that would suck that would suck that would suck and hurt but we're so weak my cat is 17 [ __ ] years old I got a cat that I've had forever man my sister gave him to me H to me um she had a a a bunch of
kittens they were all these wacky kittens and uh her cat she had this one cat and they live kittens they lived in this rural place and they didn't fix their cat and their cat W up getting [ __ ] by some other cat oh I've heard the cats [ __ ] outside my door it sounds like murders going on well anybody who does that releases you release a male cat like you're you're cre a real [ __ ] problem and in a spay and unspay female cat you're creating a real [ __ ] problem like feral cats are a [ __ ] huge issue not just because of the fact that they you know decimate bird populations and things along those lines but also because of diseases they carry they're the the number one purveyor of this Toxoplasma uh in toxoplasmosis uh bacteria or disease rather parasite that people have really common in third world countries dirty [ __ ] it affects your affects your brain does a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] to your brain oh yeah yeah and it's super common and it also the cat [ __ ] gets in the meat it's like it's like a real issue with h with [ __ ] cats isn't there something about like a some bacteria that gets in or a vir virus that gets into a Mouse's head and tells it to run inside the it's a rat it and if it's a what it does is I've talked about this many times in this podcast but it has it's been a long time more than a year the way it works is it rewires the r cat's sexual reward system and it makes a rat attracted sexually attracted to the smell of cat piss to the point where his testies swell up and he gets like he's in estris he's like he's hurting he's got blue balls because he smells this cat piss like red band on hot rod 5000 like red band all day so all day so he he's essentially on a double dose of Calis with uh an added uh acorns it it's no well it does a a weird weird thing to um their their fear system it it hijacks Their Fear system so they're not afraid of cats anymore there's videos like pull up this video Brian um it's uh toxoplasmosis infected rat chases cat this rat is running after the cat trying to get some cat piss it's like running up to the cat's ass he has no fear of the cats so cats eat these rats and then the cats get it and apparently it doesn't really affect the beh behavior of the cats because cats are evil from
the jump they're evil from the jump they're evil from the jump it doesn't make them more evil they don't the worst roomate ever they're like pick up my [ __ ] feed me I'm out of here this is the video these cats are like what the [ __ ] is going on now look this rat you can kill them the language but this this rat starts going towards these cats and he's like literally trying to get at their their bag give me that bug look that that rat is not Afra just jumped on that cat's back look how crazy that is give me that butt yo dude how crazy is that that rat just jumped on that cats back they're not afraid of PE of cats at all like how does that even happen how does that rats are gangster man they really are gangster animals but why does that virus come around or that bacteria whatever it is and how's that form and how did not to do that to that Mouse and make that happen and there's only one answer Jesus there it is the Jesus man Jesus the Jesus is the answer it must be God why Jesus yeah well look God has a plan Sam he has a plan for that rat in that cat's ass yes yes people right now that are angry they're angry and you know why you're angry you know why you're angry because what I'm saying makes you feel like what you believe is silly and do you know why why wait for it cuz what you believe is silly silly talk if it wasn't silly I wouldn't be able to make you angry if like people were joking around about what men want to have sex with women what cuz it feels good you'd be like okay if that's that's the reason why heterophobic doesn't work like if homophobic people are looking at us like e yeah what do you you [ __ ] girls e would are you a breeder e he'd be like okay you're just being mean you're not hurting my feelings I feel your mean energy but this [ __ ] doesn't work doesn't change how I feel about life you know that's what's going on Sam I get it man it's just weird and I was talking about this on stage the other day about how like is this a bit you working on another bit right now no but I'm just saying that it it goes along the lines of what you're saying is this like you know there's all this these people who are conservative morals and stuff they don't oh you shouldn't do this shouldn't do that shouldn't do that
because you've been told us over these years but yet over the last century or so most of those thoughts have been debunked meaning there's places where people a lot what you're saying is is evil and it's going to ruin society and uh uh society's going to crumble people allow this happen and it doesn't yeah and so what are you saying about because if like all this stuff where you're like you shouldn't pay for sex you shouldn't do drugs you shouldn't do all the [ __ ] because it's against the the you know the god yet in Amsterdam all that is legal and there's not fires coming from the skies and monkey fing monkeys teabagging everybody and you know just like it just it's been proven that yeah well suppression is not good for people they don't like it it's a bad way to raise children it's a bad way to raise a nation right it's just people don't like suppression it's really that simple they don't like it they get upset you you're another person and you're telling a guy what to do you're telling the guy can't jerk off what is that guy want to do he wants to jerk off as soon as he gets away from you he wants to bolt doors and just jerk off in privacy and then feel terrible about it and then repent and you know Kellog no sense you know Kelloggs the guy from the seral Kellog seral well the reason this is you got to read this book sex at dawn by this guy Chris Ryan a podcast guest fascinating guy um I've read that book I've done a bunch of podcasts with him and Duncan Trussell he's a really interesting guy but one of the things that he he set me hip to is like Kelloggs you can find this online created Corn Flakes created mild tasting food to keep people from getting sexually aroused said that he lived with his wife for like 40 years and bragged about having never having had sex with her but kept a male intern who would give him daily enemas that's [ __ ] Kelloggs so think about that repressing sexual thoughts repressing and actively actively repressing sexual thoughts and yet obviously fighting off the gay tooth claw and Fang right obviously fighting off the gay the guy had a male assistant who's mustach gay he's gay as [ __ ] look at that this a sit in my face boy put a leather uh paper boy cap on him and uh no shirt and cut off jeans okay you see
it please do let me do it that's your project now I mean if you see that guy's face just what a great you probably get even better picture of him where you could go full full [ __ ] body and then go with the color specific thing make toally get an obvious Photoshop make it make it really look real I wonder if she was getting a dick on the side Mrs kellogs oh Mrs Kell was [ __ ] her personal trainer they didn't even have personal trainers back then she invented invented it she invented it just so she could have somebody touch me did Jesus touch me unbelievable well that's people man people that are suppressing other people are usually doing it to try to suppress something in themselves that's why a lot of conservatives I just I just it's like you're lying I think a lot I'm not judging all but it's like when you sit there and you say oh you shouldn't do this this and this most of the time you're doing this this and this you just want to put laws on other people like I go to Arizona a lot to do gigs and it's a fun state to do gigs but they have all these crazy laws yeah they party more than anybody I know yeah so it's like they're just making laws for other people that doesn't apply to them why do you think that is what do you think that is I don't get it I don't know why man fear right it's fear it's also there's here's the other problem with fear and this idea of everyone should be loving there's certain folks that are already done see this is one of the real problems s okay this is one of the real problems with society as a whole cultural in general and just human interaction this is one of the real problems is that some people are already done somebody's made them they've done a piss poor job of feeding them raising them and then sending them out into the world and they're [ __ ] these people are [ __ ] out the Gat if you can run into those people they can ruin your [ __ ] life and that's a fact so there's no way of fixing them either by the way they might fix themselves but it depends on the severity of how [ __ ] up they are some people are too far [ __ ] you never bring them back and those people are out there wandering through the world too so when people see that and they see that you can't treat that with love and some people say well you
got to treat them with love and they go oh you [ __ ] Liberals are Ru and everything and then you have this division between people that are conservative and that care and then people who are liberal than care and the liberal people think the conservatives are cruel and the conservative people think that the Liberals have you know some idealized view of the world that doesn't work and only works because hard men are out there doing the bad Deeds to keep the world safe and they [ __ ] support the troops on their bumper yeah the real problem is it's a mess it's huge it's a mess it's constantly changing and it's going on all the time whether you like it or not when we sit in this podcast room for 3 hours and talk there's murders and rapes and robberies and car accidents and lies and there's just so many people that it's going on in some way shape or form someone's doing something [ __ ] up yes and that's why we need to figure out how first and foremost how to fix people that are [ __ ] up that would should be before we talk about going to Mars before we talk what what we should be concentrating as a whole on the c as a as a culture is not just like figuring out how to [ __ ] frack are figuring out how to pull out of Afghanistan how do we fix all these [ __ ] crazy people yeah how do we fix them can you fix them could it be done with mushrooms and MDMA and electros shock therapy can we change their blood can we add artificial [ __ ] genes to their system that induces empathy is there a way is if there's not a way then we're always going to have this vicious cycle of dealing with shitty people shitty people making more shitty people shitty people [ __ ] shitty people up people dealing with people who [ __ ] them up they're hold life in therapy their whole life you know constantly talking about the abuse that happened to them when they were young CU it's defined them as a person Y and I also feel that there's so many people making money off of shitty people you know the drug war the uh the uh uh privatized prisons and stuff like that that you're fighting against this group who it's not in their best interest that these people get fixed yeah well it's like anything else anything that comes along even if it's a legit issue like global clim change you
know the real issue that a lot of people have when it comes to Global Climate Change is when you see a guy like Al Gore who's made a fuckload of money off of climate change and people start saying oh it's a business these guys they have a vested interest there's thousands and thousands of people like yes but still the world's the [ __ ] the climate is changing you know but yes yes people are making money off it but it doesn't mean that it's all [ __ ] like there's a lot going on here man it's not it's like almost everything else in life it's not a black and white issue there's a whole lot of different [ __ ] things going on there's there's people that are bad and then there's a problem and then there's people that are bad that that profit off of a real problem too did you watch the last Vice or two vices ago when they were doing about the drought in Texas oh I didn't see that one and people were just praying to God for this and then they bring do you believe in global Waring nah not really but then they would have singing hymns to God to it's just so interesting about how like people manipulated other people to believe in their best interest when you're like it's like well it's not just that though it's also voluntary I've seen people that want to believe that the world is not changing temperature I've seen people that want to believe in global warming simply because it's like the conservative Viewpoint they're like oh come on because they've been told that from the top you know I had this guy Randle Carlson on the podcast recently who talked about uh climate change throughout the history the known history of the earth and it was incredibly fascinating and he absolutely believed that human beings and you know our carbon footprint plays a part in uh in global warming but he said the the real issue is there's a lot of other factors that play a part and they have throughout history like we're concerning ourselves primarily with with people with what people have done and we have done a [ __ ] up job on this Earth he said I'm more concerned with the particulate matter that like burning coal and pollution and stuff what what it does to our air quality that I am the actual warming cuz he started going off about global cooling and about what used
to be like here on Earth and it was one of the most terrifying podcasts I've ever listened to Jesus this cuz he knows a lot and he's not just making [ __ ] up he's talking about ice cor samples he's talking about known history even just the known history totally non-controversial known history that all scientists accept is that 10,000 years ago North America was almost entirely covered with ice and that there was a TW Mile High thick wall of ice over Canada oh my God two miles that is insane it's unbelievably insane it's unbelievably insane and it's a fact oh man that's real it's like this fine line between one to know the facts and just like it's out of my hands dude he was also talking about some without a doubt beyond a shadow of a doubt factual evidence about the amount of species that used to exist during that time that died off like a a huge percentage of all the animals that were alive back then are gone that's just 10,000 years ago was unbelievably scary so it's just a cycle in a weird way well it's not just a cycle he believes that it ended abruptly and it probably ended because of a meteor impact Jes that cycle was like how people dealt with life just like those people that live up in Edmonton you know the people that were in a place like Canada the GU there was nobody there yeah the reason why there's so few [ __ ] people in Canada and they're so cool it's cuz they've only been there for a couple hundred years everything's fresh and new like a new chick yeah there was [ __ ] nobody there there was Native Americans you know some of them had ventured up there excuse me but most of them you know most of them [ __ ] came you know around the same time that settlers came to North America you know the the Columbus days that's most of the uh the people that wound up settling up there in Canada before that man not much and you why is that because a few [ __ ] thousand years ago it was under ice two miles giant giant glaciers dude and I was there 3 feet dropped the day I flew in of snow I'm like this is insane like giant walls of snow in between each lanee as you're driving where there should have been like traffic little little things man boom just giant walls of snow and occasionally polar bears and occasionally polar I haven't seen one in Edmonton well in Edmonton a woman was
working on a rig recently she got killed eaten alive by a black bear what yeah oh which is rare black bears usually don't eat people but if they catch you slipping Bears you know they look at you H I might be able to make this let me Chow Down on that tasty hot pocket you know what they're really worried about they're really worried about hybrids Grizzlies and polar bears are apparently getting their freak on little interracial so the uh hybrids are very different than the regular Grizz faster stronger Blake Griffins well they're more like polar bears who are strictly carnivores so the difference between a grizzly bear and a polar bear is if you see a grizzly bear that bear might not give a [ __ ] about you if you see a grizzly bear out in the fields and they're eating berries that bear might just look at you and go I'm eating I don't give a [ __ ] it's plenty of food he's not hungry at all so if a bill a bear has a belly full of berries and it's just sitting there chewing along he doesn't give a [ __ ] at all but if a grizly bear sees you and you're hungry is that the guy yeah and you hanging out yeah he looks pretty gay it's Kellogg me and Kellog I like I like your chest tattoo Brock B Brock Lesnar it's a new thing I'm working on um Jesus a polar bear sees you you better run is it worth running cuz all polar bears do is eat meat that's all they do so anything that's moving a polar bear is going to eat There's No Berries that's why I don't go where polar bears are that's a good move that's why I go with to La Hoya California that's a good move where they laugh at me while I run there there's a polar bear down in the zoo down there though be careful that [ __ ] gets out you're doomed he'll find me cuz he sees how slow I run he'll give you a thumbs up he'll let you go it's like when you see a [ __ ] fish see a fish swimming sideways you don't try to snag it let let that one go let that one go down river do you see all the sardines that are washing up in Venice right now I guess cuz the water got so hot that it's oxygen tons and tons and so like now sharks are just dying and all these fish keep are dying cuz there's no Oxygen cuz there's so many sardines yeah they call that dead zones apparently it happens all the time
in the ocean it smells like [ __ ] yeah it's bad you know not good [ __ ] either they found out a way that they think they're going to be able to bring back uh plant vegetation and [ __ ] in the ocean and uh sort of Reed areas and re oxidate the oxidate the ocean and involves dumping iron in the water like iron scraps and iron is a really interesting thing I read about it I I'll pull it up um the the idea was that dumping iron into the ocean would uh increase the amount of Plankton and that all these plants would grow off of the uh rusting iron the metal in the iron would actually facilitate plant lifeis yeah and that plant life would uh develop more oxygen in the ocean which really kind of interesting [ __ ] man dumping iron in the ocean there are some people are way smarter than I am yes yeah in this room dude I'm a human being I know I hear you I have feelings I know you do thank you dude Jesus Christ what do you need a cookie there I put your hand okay stop it's in your pants that's enough let's yeah uh adding iron to the oceans they're slowing down global warming this is the idea and they're they're throwing this is a weird [ __ ] idea but it kind of makes sense the premise is simple it says iron acts as a fertilizer for many plants and some like the phytoplankton that forms the Baseline of marine food web need to grow they need it to grow and adding iron to the water stimulates phytoplankton growth which in turn gobble up carbon dioxide through photosynthesis this results in a decrease in carbon dioxide and reduces temperature since carbon dioxide is one of the main gases responsible for trapping heat on the Earth's surface through the greenhouse effect interesting unbelievable that's interesting [ __ ] yeah that's the other thing that this guy Randall Carlson was talking about is how um this uh increase in carbon dioxide that we have they're they're also directly correlating it with an increase in plant growth which is kind of [ __ ] because we always think of like people adding carbon dioxide to the air being a poison and they were poison the air but the reality is that plants need carbon dioxide to grow so it's not saying that you should go out and burn carbon dioxide to
[ __ ] help the plants but it's one of those things again where it's it's not black and white there's a lot deforestation they're cutting down the plants mean there's less plants to take in the CO2 and that's where the problem is right now no that's no but okay but what he's saying is there's more Forest than before that Forest actually increasing in size and there's more plants the plant growth is actually increasing because of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere there's definitely a concern that people have like in the Amazon a lot of different places that people are chopping down what the the real problem with what they're doing in the Amazon is that those they're changing the whole weather system in those places cuz these these plants they're responsible for like they're the the whole ecosystem is wrapped around these plants and you chop them down then you have these dry areas just exposed to the sun where they weren't exposed to the Sun for because there's this deep canopy of leaves and the rain the moisture stays there yeah this is just flat and so then it becomes they don't have the root system so then you get mudslides and then the the the uh the ground it becomes very difficult to go crops on it it's really kind of [ __ ] crazy like what they're doing they're just chopping down trees and thousands and thousands of Acres just deforestation yeah um that's not good what about cows farting do you ever buy into that that that's a big problem I always feel like they just picked something that they could blame it on and like there's way more people no but the the amount of impact that a cow has is way more powerful than the amount of impact that a person has but there's way more people yes cow farts like for every cow there's probably what 100 200 300 400 I don't know people but here it says my dad can crush the scientist say cow farts are more dangerous than they feared this is true man this a real study revealed that the amount of methane a greenhouse gas 20 times more potent but far less prevalent than CO2 well so it's it would be 20 cows to every person to balance that out or 20 people to every cows rather to B balance that out because it's 20 times more potent if a cow was the size of a person but a cow's way bigger than a person so
it's even more so cow's probably like five times bigger than a person so instead of 20 times probably 100 times more impact that's my unscientific calculations a cow fart is destroying the environment that's crazy 20 times more potent far less prevalent than CO2 released into the US atmosphere it's significantly higher than previously thought we find greenhouse gas emissions from Agricultural and fossil fuel extraction and processing uh I.E oil or natural gas are likely a factor of two or greater than cited in existing studies whoa so agriculture just by itself is a a big impact unbel believable yeah methane methane is a [ __ ] issue though man when I uh used to visit my parents my parents used to live in Pennsylvania I drive from New York to rural Pennsylvania and there's this stretch of highway where it's all Farms dairy farms and slaughter houses and [ __ ] I guess it's all cows it's unbelievably bad smelling like you can't imagine these poor [ __ ] people that have to live in these areas and it was hot it was in the summer some people just accept that goes back to adment some people just accept that I'm from kind of that area I'm from Courtland New York which is is Pennsylvania and courland are same kind of country you know what I'm saying I got T I have tons of cows in my hometown man really yeah I mean I didn't realize how redneck my hometown was until I left it what does it smell like when you go back because they say that all Factory senses like the sense of smell is uh manure everywhere you can factory senses the sense of smell is something that alters um or it it only uh picks up uh alterations in smell it doesn't pick up constant smells so if you live in a town the town stinks like some of those uh industrial pollu places in New Jersey when you're driving through New Jersey and you smell industrial pollution those towns they don't smell it you only smell it because you're driving from fresh air or reasonably fresh air into that area that's how it used to be when I went to Niger Falls they had this giant Factory called hooker chemicals and that's what the name of it was hooker chemicals and you would drive in you're like this stinks like paper plants paper plants stink like up in Portland now here's the
thing about hooker chemicals it's pretty much been closed down but they won't completely close it down because if they completely close it down then they're going to have to go through and clean it up all the environmental cleanup so they just keep like 30 employees in this giant Factory that's just huge and they just keep it open hook it's cheaper for them to do that than it is for them to hire someone to come and clean it up that makes sense there was something Love Canal do you remember the old Love Canal uh thing that that's hooker chemicals they dumped all these the same company yep and they're still open yeah and they they won't close it down because then they have to clean up the environmental mistakes that's awful that's weird that they let him get away with that well I yeah it's crazy is it because it's like a one of those Legacy companies it's been around for a long time I think that's just probably the rule if you demolish or shut something down you got to clean it up so it's environmentally safe and so these guys just keep it going cuz it's cheaper to do that that is so [ __ ] up that's so weird well it's the same thing with like GM right now with their cars right they like they knew forever don't they do this something where they like they guesstimate how much it would cost to do a recall versus how much it would cost to go to court and if really yeah if something's cheaper they go with the cheaper option oh man I'm not sure dude I'm not sure I'm not sure I'm not sure about I think they do do that I think that was the big thing on what was the what was the you got to pull that [ __ ] up you can't just say that that is if if if it's cheaper to go to court they'll go to court but if it's oh you shut shut the [ __ ] up dude seriously okay I'll shut up you got to Google that you can't say that you can't say that when it comes to cars man everything comes to any major corporation they'll do the re what's going to cost us more a recall or going to court if if a recall is cheaper they'll do that if Court's cheaper they'll go to cheap I I I've heard it I don't I put I you can't you can't just say that when you say something like
that like you got to really know what you're saying I I do I but you're saying GM you're saying like a specific company somebody might have got in trouble for some sort of recall but it couldn't been a safety issue Google that okay I'll Google it right now somebody Google it GM am I say okay avoids recall Google Google whether corporations decide whether recall or court is cheaper they go with the cheaper option can you do that uhuh I'm doing that right now it seems like it's from a movie cuz I remember something like that like what right now there's not enough people that are having the problem so we're not going to worry about it yeah they they guesstimate what if it's cheaper for them to but you can't just say that here's the problem with just saying something like that you have to really know what the [ __ ] you're saying you got to really know what you're saying because if you just say it then you don't have to do that anymore it's 2014 you can actually find out so if you want to talk about something and you want to talk about something as serious as someone not doing a recall because they' rather just like get sued because they can save money that way you got to know what the [ __ ] you're saying but I'm saying that I know that but you don't know that because you you're not pulling up any facts you're not stating any facts I the super computer dude you're do you're doing is some Legacy [ __ ] you don't have to do that anymore you have a [ __ ] iPhone you know how to get online dead oh we'll plug it in son it's the old one oh well you [ __ ] cheap bastard get a new one I'm going to go get a new one when I get done with this well I'm sure there's been some Pro problems with uh oversight I'm sure there's been some problems with recalls but saying that they like actively got together and said hey let's just uh not [ __ ] let's just not recall these things and just take our roll our chances with the lawsuit because the study shown that we can save money if we go that right I I believe that's what happened okay you can't just say that okay I will that I just that's how you get sued I understand that you can get sued Sam what if they what if GM comes down with the hammer of the law well they can take what I don't have why would you say that you have a number 11
on the [ __ ] iTunes charts right now it's called you can do it Su me for the move believe in yourself believe in yourself go Rocky win Rocky believe in yourself believe in yourself did you ever thought about doing a song like a wacky song to go along with that no I do like red bands great songs though he has a he should do some live music songs GM says safety is our top priority and today's announcement puts all manufacturers unnoticed that they will be held accountable if they fail to quickly report and address safety related defects oh this is us Transportation secretary secretary uh Anthony Fox with two x's he said he would continue to aggressively monitor GM efforts in this case and called on Congress to support a move to increase the penalties the regulator can Levy in cases like this from a maximum of 35,000 or 35 million to 300 million sending an even stronger message that delays will not be tolerated so this is what they're saying the GM was fined 35 million bucks and agreed to take part in an unprecedented oversight requirements um on Friday over its massive recall of cars with faulty ignition switches that have been link to 13 deaths the US Department of Transportation imposed the record civil pen for the automo Maker's uh failure to report a safety defect in the in the vehicle to the federal government in a timely manner so didn't report it in time what does that mean did they find out that it was bad and didn't report it in time have you seen John Oliver's new show but hold on a second we should figure this out because we've been talking about this for a while it has something to do with that well go ahead talk here I found an article that helped you out Sam on justice.org there's a uh they all knew and failed to PDF uh it's called uh they knew and failed to too and these are uh true stories of corporations that knew their products were dangerous sometimes deadly but they failed to do anything about it and one of the things it says is a car company that discovers that if it does not spend $11 per C to fix a defect hundreds of people will be horribly burned and decides it would be cheaper to let them burn what company did that I don't know but it's uh it's on justice.org though there's a whole PDF wait a minute we got to read that
it's it's it actually says that yeah right here but what company a car company just says a car company yeah and it goes through all of it uh like here's medical devices like heart defibrator that that that what is the the title of it again uh it's called they all they knew and failed to uh true true stories of corporations that knew their products were dangerous sometimes deadly so as far as uh this GM thing it looks like they definitely [ __ ] up well you know the reason I brought up John Oliver because he got he was talking about these memos in which they would tell their employees words they could not use and it's crazy like they knew that these were death traps and that they they were telling their employees you you know you can't say certain words about the cars to describe the cars and they were like insane words like kavorkian esque and stuff like that here's one from Firestone Tires uh I guess that they uh they knew their tires were bad yeah I remember that too I think they finally announc they knew about it in 1997 and then finally announced in 2000 uh you know I think that that was a different era you know that sounds crazy but 1996 1997 like comparing that to 2014 I mean I know that was only 20 years ago or 18 years ago but isn't it fascinating that that might as well been 100 [ __ ] years ago because that was all pre in terms of the internet Ford Pinto remember the pinto when it used to blow up all the time they found out they actually had a chart where it says that 180 burned deaths would be 200,000 per death and then they just added up how much it would cost did than to recall a $1 per car with uh looks like 11 million cars in so they found calculated also they calculated severe burns serious Burns 2,100 burned vehicles and it all came to 49.5 million whether but if to recall 11 million cars came to 137 million yeah oh my God those cuts that's unable you know the whole thing was that GM was training their their their their people their employees how to answer these questions how to deflect how to do all this stuff cuz they knew they had a faulty thing and when was this uh this was when they discovered the faulty uh part in their car yeah it's well the the the uh actual uh thing was an ignition switch that disabled the airbags and the Chevy Cobalt and a
Saturn Ion didn't you have a Saturn Ion what do you have didn't you have one of those a long time ago Saturn something oh L200 oh and the ion and the Cobalt they knew about it for 10 years Chevy maibu General Motors knew for several decades that the placement of the fuel tank in the Chevy Malibu created a big risk exploding in the event of a rear Collision so for a couple decades they knew that was I never even heard about that with the Malibu I always heard it with the pinto that was like a joke that the pinto would blow up that was a [ __ ] joke I remember that I saw someone used the pinto as a punch line the other day and I'm like dude no nobody gets that gets that reference hipster ironic at this point it's kind of hipster ironic like Old Milwaukee beer yeah yeah so I mean that's just crazy as when people start picking cash over lives that makes it sad well it's just [ __ ] evil does now that um paper that you saw that was an internal paper is that what that was yeah this is actually from uh court records where GM actually would decided that they could have up to 500 fatalities per year each fatal is valued up $200,000 uh there are approximately 41 million GM automobiles currently operating on the US Highways and so they had they were like God you know doing the math on okay but were they doing the math about a particular issue Chevy Malu yeah that that blows up my God that's so awful I don't want to ever buy a Chevy again but I don't want to ever buy a Ford again either because the Ford [ __ ] it's not the same people anymore obviously obviously it's a totally different group of people but still it's like okay what is it what do we uh you know do we take do we recall or is it going to be cheaper just to go to court and deal with lawsuits and that's what sucks it's kind of like it's it's kind of like one of those things that I don't think is going to be around in the future uh I think with like wiky leaks and [ __ ] along these lines like you're you're not going to be able to get away with that you're not going to be able to get away with saying that someone's life is worth $200,000 and so we have X amount of dollars invested here and you know we' save 50
million if we just let these people burn unbelievable you all they they should hang them by their ankles in a in a [ __ ] room filled with rats do you think there's a level of like psychopath that you have to get to be like super high up in a corporation where people become just numbers I think people definitely can justify a lot of [ __ ] like you have to you have to detach from humanity and look at people as numbers and resources and all that whether it's super high up in military super high up in corporations any corporations I'm not just saying like you know uh oil corporations even just like high up in entertainment like you know it's like sometimes you don't have to no you don't have to be that but definitely a lot of the people that get there are yeah but I think that's all a lot of that is going to be in the past I think it's still going on right now to a certain extent but transparency is making it more and more difficult to get away with [ __ ] like that you know it's just it's going to make it more and more difficult to hide what the [ __ ] you did you know and when you we're talking about things like this I don't think you can hide this anymore man that's why you know going back to what we're talking about all the hackers and all that stuff that's why like when this net neutrality stuff is coming up I'm like I just don't think the hackers will let that happen well they're going to have to for a while but they're already fighting back one dude uh hacked into the uh FC Fe SEC secc right that's what it is FCC no Federal Communications is that what it is are they responsible for the internet yeah yeah well they're the ones making whether they're going to let Time Warner and what was the other one Verizon Verizon whatever one's going be huge AT&T is about to buy Direct TV yeah and they're they're freaking out about that [ __ ] crazy but doesn't that go who does that go back to was that Clinton that just made it so that every you know they could consolidate more I know did that but the um the point about the what they're doing with the FCC is uh that these hackers attacked the uh sec's website and turned the FCC website down to 288 like an old school 288 bit mod modem so they they throttled them down I love this is what this is what it's like stupid yeah like you can't do this this
is ridiculous yeah well basically making it so uh you know certain websites you can get to quicker and then if they want to find mine it's going to take forever for them to find where it is it's evil it's evil and it's just another opportunity that people have to corrupt up something to make some money off of it so people do if you let them if you let them but I think transparency again like this is something they would have pulled off in the ' 80s like that no one would have had a say about it no one would have even known about it maybe a few protests on schools you know you'd be walking through the campus and someone would be like save net neutrality be like H save the whale save the seals I got to go to class you know you would you would sort of like be into it for a little bit but not really totally understand it whereas now it's like hitting your email every day Twitter every day am I constantly hearing about net neutrality constantly hearing about it so it's this different thing where I think today it's way harder to cover [ __ ] up and the people that are involved the last thing those [ __ ] want to do is be up for any public office or being you know applying for any sort of a job and explain your role about eliminating net neutrality and what was your position well isn't the guy that who's in charge of the FCC like used to work at like Time Warner or some have something where he like he was high up in the compan Sam is the king of has a sort of an idea what's going on his head and isn't the guy who wears the dresses isn't Wolverine holding hands with guys I've been right so far though with the exception of the Wolverine I've been right on everything else you might be right about Wolverine and you know where you got the car thing from by the way where it costs money I think you got that from Fight Club that because Edward Norton Norton's character actually says that is that it no there was some else I that I read that I read I read occasionally Come On Son how often do you read on right now I'm reading book about the kid guy who thought his dad was the might have been the Zodiac Killer have you seen that are you really reading that yeah you know he's not the first there's been several other people thinking that their dads were the Zodiac
Killer but have you seen like the picture of his dad versus the sketch it's identical really oh yeah imagine if your dad was out killing other people and you were worried that he was going to get you but you want to keep your mouth shut about kill other people because he was your dad unb unbeliev well the marketing worked cuz I bought the book h did you hear about that killer uh the guy from Shield that just killed his wife in front of the kids today the one actor Shield yeah I think he was the guy he was the the black guy this guy right here what remember no [ __ ] way yeah it was on the news last night they they showed him handcuff God no he killed his wife in front of their kids in front of their kids and was over uh money problems I guess he filed for bankruptcy recently oh my he' stopped paying off his house [ __ ] what is it about people I shot my wife what how do people get to that place where they kill somebody that they loved at least at one point in time loved how do you get so low bankruptcy problems that's really that's that did you got to the point where you were on [ __ ] The Shield you like sometimes though you you don't get back yeah but he was on one of the best cop shows ever so you don't get back do you see a [ __ ] guy who's just has a normal life freaking out because he wow look at him there man Jesus Christ it's over that is so cra you imagine how crazy that guy has to be to have just shot his [ __ ] wife he goes from being on like one of the all-time greatest cop shows has a crazy role on it a really good role like he was the gay guy remember mhm man you think that's drugs also who knows man who knows I've heard stories about that people oan and their kids are in the house guy hanging himself kids are in the house it's like what are you doing dude killing the wife man it's so so much more common than the wife killing the husband it's [ __ ] awful awful [ __ ] man really I guess he was uh filed bankruptcy and his house was about to go in foreclosure oh but kill my wife it's not look I could get a job poor kids it's like the the thing where people hit that wall where they don't have any other solution and you know someone will say oh it's depression you know it's dep
yeah okay I get it but what how does it make you kill somebody now there's no solution it's over yeah I mean because he called 911 and said it oh my God that's going to be used against them I mean like what are you going to do oh who knows man what do you deal with that I mean it's like I'm not married man I just seen These Guys these married guys are just like the only way out is to off and it's always the always the husband it's always the someone you know it's like so funny because well it's not always the husband I mean it's just more often the husband more often only people that I know were the guy and the woman you know Phil Hartman was killed by his wife wasn't she wasn't she what yes she was I heard that also heard it all day all day every day she was on Zoloft in cocaine wasn't she an ex escort I don't know who knows sure people alleged that but uh you know if you go and [ __ ] a guy for dinner basically you're an escort yeah a lot of escorts out there God bless them you know there's a lot of girls that go go on dates with guys not for a free meal wind up [ __ ] them just CU they feel bad got went out and bought drinks and dinner that that's real it does happen I don't encourage it but it does happen you don't need to [ __ ] a guy for dinner Joey Diaz has a funny joke about that about the Liberace movie I don't think he does it anymore but he uh he goes uh he goes he goes if uh if somebody buys you a dinner he goes you don't have to [ __ ] them but if you fly a person out somewhere he was talking about Liberace flying that guy out to Vegas yeah he goes you fly out someone's getting their dick sucked yeah 100% yeah there's a difference between someone visiting you that's like what people always have an issue with like a girl flying out to hang out with a guy and stay the weekend I've had that Comics have heard that happen to them like they meet a girl on the road like man I think she's really cool like she's going to come out and visit me we'll see what's up and the girl flies out to visit him and then nothing I had a a buddy who flew a chick he met a chick here in La flew her to Toronto she took the flight got to cuz she's from Toronto got there never called him never hung
out he kept calling her she like where are you she like didn't oh I can't I can't hook up right now she used them for a plane ticket hey there's unscrupulous people out there yeah some of them have vaginus yeah some of them have penises Y no one's immune no some of them are dead crazy comes in all sizes G yeah some of them are transgender there's some [ __ ] shady people out there in all walks of life what do you think about the word [ __ ] transgender and all that stuff like I think if it's okay to call a cab driver a cabbie it should be able to call a transgender a [ __ ] yeah it's just an abbreviation I don't think it's I I believe intent I think what we were talking about earlier like when you're talking about what what is rape you know we all know what's bad when you define something by a name you know when you say like oh you have a couple drinks and then you have sex with somebody that's rape they have sex with you it's rape cuz you've had three drinks or you have two drinks now becomes rape I think defining people like this is this this guy oh he's a [ __ ] oh this guy oh he's a homo this guy he's gay man like what do you what's in your mind what's the intent yeah what's your in your mind when you know if Justin Martin Dale were here and we're like wow if homos like you could stop [ __ ] monkeys you know what would we doing what would our intent be we love Justin it would our intent would be to make fun and have a good time and with no hate at all but if we were like sitting here going well you know it's pretty clear in the Bible that the gay will suffer and we say it to we say it to him in like in evil way there's nothing wrong with calling someone gay right right but there's something wrong with saying those words there's something wrong with projecting where's it coming from of course what he try it's like Patrice O'Neal when um you know he got on that MSNBC show or whatever the [ __ ] it was with that lady lady who was arguing about uh Opie and Anthony get in trouble for uh rape jokes was it a rape joke or was it a joke about rape joke no you know what it was it was that homeless guy got on the show and the homeless guy started talking about condalisa rice and he was doing like saying he would rape her and then they got suspended and what Patrice
O'Neal was trying to say was that when someone is trying to be funny like that it's all coming from the same place it's all coming from a place of trying to be funny if it's coming from place where you trying to hurt someone's feelings or you are discriminating or you are being evil that's a different thing it's it's not the label it's the intent behind it and we get all tied up in the words like they were trying to stop bossy for a while were you aware of that yeah they were trying to say that bossy is like the new [ __ ] you know like calling someone bossy it's like well they're doing that with uh he's uh what's it not ghetto but what is the word that like these NFL players were trying to say G gangster or G oh yeah ghetto is the new nword ghetto when he's acting really ghetto like uh this one guy uh what's the what's Richard Sherman people really flipped out on him because he was like went off on this football player in the middle of this uh interview after a game and he's like oh he's all ghetto he's acting all ghetto and they were trying to say that's the new way of saying the n-word oh that's hilarious yeah and it's just it just becomes something new every you know everybody wants gets offend by other words and it's just like listen the n-word and the fword there's definitely history behind that when you f- word compared to when you talk about gay guys right there's there's a history of Oppression out there that comes with that word whereas some every group wants to get their own word but what about [ __ ] I love that word I can understand why I why okay listen you don't like the word [ __ ] I totally understand that [ __ ] though F it's the same thing I mean listen I say everybody can say whatever they want to either you like it or you don't and we move on if you don't like it you don't like it don't watch The Comedy don't watch the show don't buy the product move the [ __ ] on there's two different things that are a problem here two very different things there's one there's the the thing is people saying actual slurs having mean intent and being you know an evil person with evil intent then there's also another thing going on where people just going after words and the use of words and trying to limit the use of words and try limit the language
that we use not the intent and not the thought behind the words not the the the philosophy or the way of looking at life which I think for most of us is constantly evolving and changing from the time we're younger to the time we're older we learn Life Lessons along the way we have fuckups we we make mistakes we say things we wish we could take back we say things that all the and then we say things that we you know we realize are cool well when you yeah adding those things together you got a lot of different things going on it's not just about the words themselves what it's about is about people having like good intent and there's a lot of people also I think that they use these words to inject some serious [ __ ] hate and vitriol out into the world they use other people using those words to be more hateful than the actual use of the word itself you know the more Angry like find you know YouTube comments where people think they're being so Justice Warriors going after someone you know who might have uh used an incorrect term or going after someone who said said his disparaging thing about transgender people or whatever the [ __ ] it is you're just going to find [ __ ] anger and hate coming from people that are supposedly Progressive on a scale that you rarely see even coming from people that are conservative what I hate about the political correct movement is that how much fine print comes with that word meaning like they they totally accept it and almost in their brains convince themselves that this person who they approve of uses the word is actually using that word to make fun of those who use the word as Negative they actually convince themselves of it there's so you're talking about the coar report thing well not even though that I was listening to yeah that girl drives me [ __ ] nuts if you don't know that story it's a genius story coar um let's so smart yeah well this coar was this thing that started uh you know trending online because they thought that Steven coar put out a a racist joke like pull pull the video probably pull us off of YouTube but I think it's fair use um we could just do that article about it yeah but the suie cheu is her name park suie park and you know she's she uses a lot of big words and she uses a lot of progressive lingo well
she was interviewed by uh somebody on well let's explain let's explain the thing the punchline was I'm willing to show the Asian Community I care by introducing the ching chong ding-dong foundation for sensitivity to orientals or whatever and it was meant to be a satirical analog to the Washington Redskins original Americans Foundation yeah which is hilarious yeah I mean it's funny it's so funny when you hear it coming from coar he's making fun of their callous how stupid they are that the people who want to keep the name Redskins so people some people only saw one part of it and I think it was a tweet that was uh was put out so cancel coar um to Comedy Central actually put out the Tweet the hashtag cancel coar became one of Twitter's tending tending topics tling topics across the United States and it was because this this one chick but it's it's not just her cuz whether she was wrong I mean she might have like saw that and overreacted and then didn't understand what was going on satire didn't see the whole thing just saw part of it started it off and then boom she was caught up in this wave of interaction well I would say I would disagree with that statement that she was caught up in it because she would keep doing interviews about it well after you know like a week or so after people were like you understand it's satire and then the guy interview on this hene post thing which is really funny and uh she's like I know it's sat and she gives the the literal definition of satire meaning that she basically read what the definition was she didn't get the joke well here's where it gets even better by lunchtime uh dead spin published a post by two Korean americ writers with the tongue and cheek headline gooks don't get [ __ ] joke so so fellow Asian Americans were attacking her and cancel coar became a joke more than anything and then not only did it not get cancelled well he got the goddamn Tonight Show or The Late Show with David Letterman he's the new late which almost makes me wonder if the whole thing was fake I I mean my whole opinion is that I'm starting to see like these things uh these internet outrages over statements being made by Comedians and it almost gets to the point where I sometimes I wonder if they're just fake outrage just drum up publicity behind
this what's being said well no it's people realize that they can get attention that's exactly what's going on they realize they can get attention or they get attention by pretending to be upset at something or or what if the people who said the statement people behind them drum up fake outrage put out this pout pull up this pout rage p- rage uh of suie Park as coar lands The Late Show this guy who does his uh online commentary uh picking apart everything from this this controversy to feminism to everything I mean he's he's pretty hilarious so suie park Miss cancel colar article in Time Magazine the cross promotion of more white male celebrities proves it the entertainment industry has perfected the development of white sis straight male characters and the marginalization of other voices except when those others abort in only to Aid in the cheap punchline of a joke it's the day one this is uh they're showing people of color being badass and women this is other voices except when those others are bought in only to Aid in the cheap punchline of a joke is complete this is aggression we do not have to accept we will protest this until it ends others wanted to silence us immediately young Asian American women with little institutional power are not supposed to be loud our voices are not expected to be raised unbeliev when they are raised they're not meant to travel actually s if you're lucky they won't travel because the old saying goes it is better to remain silent and be thought of fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt understand how genocide and slavery and orientalism all work together to uphold white supremacy right that's really kind of the way that I understand um my work which is why a lot of my work isn't essentially with these mainstream Asian-American activist groups because the simple truth is that young people generally don't hold institutional power because they lack General experience they lack life experience now I know you left home to go to university for a year or two one second my mom just came home oh okay maybe you went to University for a year or to and now you think you know everything about the world president
suie Park they will chant as you with your 23-year-old wisdom set about solving all of the world's problems and will have chuckle a quiet chuckle of Mirth to themselves as you got hauled up on your own huus for only about a week or so after your campaign to cancel cbear it turns out that cbear was indeed getting cancelled and instead he's now going to take over the Reigns from David lman on the eminently prestigious late show and this seems to trigger these tears of Rage from you in your latest article of it's not over till we say it's over over all the bitter tears of unfathomable sorrow they are soe the white man as you frequently refer to him has now become the Beloved white man yeah because being white must mean that the white man has always reasonable always pure always deliberate always complex and always innocent so he continues there is so much to gain by correcting us dismissing us you know this is kind of unfair and this is like a part of the internet you know that a young person cuz if I was 23 and you ask my opinions on virtually anything you would get something half as intelligent as that we're all idiots at 23 years old 100% something a bit unfair about just the nature of the internet that someone can just I agree man but I just think there's something in this country where like and listen racism does exist 100% save it for that real R this fake out this girl wants this girl wants credit for oppression she never went through well she's got attention that's what's going on her her both her like her her brothers are like all doctors and lawyer I mean like she's I mean I I I do a joke about her you know it's like she's born in like 1991 like talk about the dark years of 98 will you suie like what did you go through in 1988 the oppression that you had to go through like they didn't let you wear your Hello Kitty backpack to school like that's racist no it's not RAC Asians were in Hello Kitty so racist that is racist I'll totally okay call me a racist that's my point it's at least racial that's my point what are you going through I don't think you have a point I'm going to be honest with you I do have a point what was 98 that's the year where you kind of come into Consciousness my point is there was just the thought of that she's trying to
equate what she's gone through with like what but I don't think she is you know what she is she's getting attention and then she's running with it and I think you know as much as she might have thought she's thought this stuff out what's going on is she looking at a white belt in life she's a white belt she's a young person who's sort of you know maybe she's smart maybe she's not I don't know maybe she's educated maybe she's not I don't really know it's hard to tell from this because what you have is a bright Spotlight on a person who probably shouldn't have had it on them made a big mistake Tri hit a cord that cord is the racism cord and hit it hit it accidentally because didn't understand the satire of of a joke and didn't understand the context of a tweet that it was a part of a much larger piece and in taking that out of context and running with it connected to a system and once she's a part of that system once she starts being interviewed and you know people are talk calling her a [ __ ] idiot on Fox News like I think it was Fox News where someone called her stupid like the guy actually called her stupid like said you're what you're saying is so stupid that I can't even whatever the [ __ ] the guy's statement was the point was he called her stupid like that's when you got to be pretty [ __ ] bad at relaying a point on the news for someone to call you stupid well I I I just feel I mean I understand that too at 23 it's just she's a black belt she's a white belt she's cute though yeah that's my whole thing who's been meaning who has been more oppressive to hot young Asian girls white old white men or like their Asian parents she's a young kid she's a young kid you know she's 23 years old yeah she so she was called stupid um by uh Josh Huffington Post lives Josh zeps that was a funny interview in a heated debate yeah it's kind of funny by the way she's doing the interview on that one in the background she has stuffed animals on her bet meanwhile she wrote after that in case anyone thought I was censoring coar please know that I was just talked down to muted and silenced by Josh zeps and huting post live oppress tweets to her H the righteousness of professional umbrage takers Park wasn't muted or silenced I invited her to
explain herself and she declined that's funny she pulled that whole thing like you can't say that cuz you're a white guy thing which is a classic like well it's a new thing a new thing Chicago peeps I'm going to be doing a comedy show on June 26 suie Park writes on her Twitter show up Heckle oh my God that's not real that's real yeah oh she's now getting to stand up comedy because of this which is the story Jamie is gonna coach her it's G to work out well God come the desk we welcome you with open dicks don't open your dick up things will fall out of there like A's this is crazy she so the guy said to her he said it's just a stupid opinion she argued that satire is supposed to punch up okay it's that thing you should watch a video you shouldn't you shouldn't say anything bad oh please pull that up pull that video upie Park and uh Josh zeps she basically said that he's pretty much not allowed to comment on it because he's not an Asian man cuz he's not Asian because of white privilege yeah do you know white privilege is a thing that there was a a recent article that everybody critiqued or criticized that some young kid at Yale wrote about being told to check his privilege you know this this whole thing this check your privilege thing it's nice let's pause that for a second there it's it's it's a nice thing to want people to be kind and considerate is a nice thing but when you give them a tool like Check Your Privilege whenever it involves anything racial you're going to silence the debate because now someone's being told essentially to shut up because they're white which is wait for it racist so you're not even allowed to have a point of view if you're the wrong race to talk because you're privileged that race is privileged so there's like a balancing act going on and though white people are not allowed to even debate ideas you're supposed to check your privilege and shut up and listen to whatever whether it's a woman or an Asian or whoever it is other than the white man I always feel that like really young boys like uh like young white boys have to pay for the sins of their fathers and their grandfathers I live near a high school and I drive by it all the time and I see groups of kids hanging out and they're all multi-racial so the whole experiment that's been done
in this country about making everybody integrated has worked to a point there's a lot of integration in these young kids it's working and it's getting better and it's getting better and it's got more room to go but I feel like young white boys sometimes have to pay for the of thy fathers and their grandfathers there's this whole thing in the NBA that people get really mad that the last couple spots on an NBA team tend to be given to white guys and they're really upset because you know it's like well why should they be making that for white kids well it's the same thing that they're doing in Hollywood where uh you know where they the the TV shows have to have multi-racial ch uh multi-racial characters the commercials multiracial so that young kids see themselves in there and realize they could do that too it's about reaching everybody well as a I grew up as a young kid who wanted to play pro basketball there was for woman yeah you know I wanted to play pro basketball and and I wanted to be the first white guy to play on georgetown's basketball team CU at the time it was all black guys right and I always wanted to be on that cuz I want to be the white kid so I can understand to a point why you have a couple White on the team cuz a lot of kids who are young white kids dream of being playing dream of playing pro basketball so it's the same thing the it's affirmative action for white people to a point yeah I think that here's the problem with all this white guy stuff without a doubt white people have it way easier way better way way way way way easier so complaining at all about it makes you look like a [ __ ] idiot because the idea of white privilege the real idea is that white people have an advantage and they have an advantage culturally and how they're treated by Society I think that's true I think it's 100% true it doesn't mean that you should have to check your white privilege when you're talking about ideas because saying something like that to someone you're you're not saying hey look white people have an advantage but realistically that's all unfair and we should all be equal and we should all be one and just let's just go and talk about ideas from an even playing field I totally agree but this whole thing of like anybody having an issue on
something but then again imagine if you were going to school and you were a black guy who experienced a lot of Oppression some rich white [ __ ] was giving you some dude who just like you know grew up with Rich parents on the [ __ ] Hampton and he's giving you a hard time and he doesn't understand that he got a [ __ ] easy run he was in a sperm lottery so you would want to say check your privilege to him I I I check I get that too I get it when it's appropriate to let everyone know like look dude you got lucky you you you [ __ ] you found five Aces that's what it is you were you were born on third base you didn't hit a triple okay you're right there got lucky as [ __ ] and that's a lot of people and that's annoying to folks but the idea that a white person can't have an opinion about satire because he's white and he doesn't understand what it's like to be an Asian woman who didn't get the joke holy [ __ ] that's dumb I agree but that's the pro the problem is she's 23 she's 23 years old she's you know a young person with ideas that maybe aren't completely formed yet thrust into this weird position to defend something that was a mistake I've always said that uh you know how the is Israel you have to ser in the Army I've always felt that people in America after they graduate high school they should all have to wait tables at Denny's dude I I'll tell you this man people aren't canceling corbar up in [ __ ] Edmonton okay they're beating seals to keep their fire warm they're [ __ ] it's cold as [ __ ] up there it's a different world if you have this really [ __ ] easy life you start finding [ __ ] to [ __ ] about and you start finding [ __ ] when you have this internet connection you have the ability to get a bunch of other Knuckleheads involved you start bitching about [ __ ] and you find that there's a bunch of people that it resonates with and then you're caught up in a wave you're caught up in a wave of attention and you see it all the time a lot of these people that are the so-called social justice Warriors they're aggressively assholish aggressiv think there's a lot of it that there's a lot of personal they're trying to make a dollar off they're like the Susie Chu now she's going to go out there Park dare you more racism first it was Hello Kitty now it's Suzie Chu so
she's going to go out there she's going to do standup she's probably going to write a book she's going to be Mak an appearance it's what you hating for let her make the money but my point is how much of it is pure be be behind actual wanting change and how much is it just to make a buck off it well I don't know but let's listen to this video because it's quite fascinating I liked it this uh Josh's ep's video tweeting Sue part no don't do that [ __ ] what are you doing man don't do that i g to ask her if she want to do podcast dude don't do that uh cancel colar that's what some Twitter users are demanding after the colar report put out a now deleted tweet reading I'm willing to show Asian Community I care by introducing the ching chong dingdong foundation for sensitivity to orientals or whatever this set off a Twitter Firestorm late Thursday night with people sounding off hash cancel colar CU we really don't need another white liberal celebrity trying to justify racism using satire that ironically ridicules Asians is not productive for indigenous or nor any marginalized group white humor blows # cancelar start Park white people please keep # cancelar trending until there's an apology this is not the burden of people of color fix it do something joining us now is the author of that very same tweet Sue Park and also still with us is huff post politics reporter Jason Lincoln thanks for being with us suie of course thanks for having me why cancel Cole bear what did you hope to achieve with that that's a loaded question I think uh it's sad but unfortunately a lot of times our demands aren't really at unless we have really serious asks or we generate these larger conversations um unfortunately people usually don't listen to us when we're being reasonable so um I think it's really to make a statement that this sort of thing happens weekly that um asian-americans are always a punchline um and so I think we're just trying to make a point that people will be held accountable the next time they do these sort of things so just to clarify the context the Tweet was related to a segment that was lampooning Dan Snider who's the owner of a certain Washington DC football team that has a racist name it was meant to
be it was meant to be satire I mean do you understand the point of satire that you say something that's intentionally absurd in order to ridicule not the people who are the target of what you're saying but the but other people who might say it of course I understand satire I'm a writer I think satire caters to the audience that you're speaking to so it says something about what the audience finds humorous or acceptable when you're using those sort of jokes and I think satire is supposed to punch up um so unfortunately he's not doing that when he draws a parallel to orientalism to make a point about Native American mascots but isn't his point that are lots of stupid racist people who in even in their attempt to be conciliatory on Race end up putting their foot in it and saying something dumb I really don't think that we're going to end racism by joking about it like I'm glad that the um white liberals feel like they are less racist because they can joke about people that are more explicitly racist but that actually does nothing to help people of color why why attack a satirical attack on Dance sighters racism instead of just attacking Dan nighter racism um well if you're familiar with my activism or my work I've been very vocal about um American mascots I went to the University of Illinois for my undergraduate career um we had Chief alwick and I was incredibly vocal about it and I had the same sort of backlash um and that kind of backlash happens no matter what you're really attacking whether it be um you know the word Oriental being used as a slur um yellow face jokes against Asian American people or if I'm really just talking about Native American mascots and Dan Snider um I know I help Trend um not your mascot um on Super Bowl night um to fight you know the name Redskins and not your Tanto and I had the same sort of backlash so it really isn't fair to kind of individualize these things and ask why I'm not shifting my behavior because honestly if white liberals cared about really getting rid of the mascot there's a lot they can do to help organize or get involved besides caring about their joke so for them it's not really about whether or not um the Redskins exist or whether or not racism is over it's really about them feeling like they
can't have fun anymore and feeling entitled to be able to laugh at things that aren't really funny Jason uh part of the whole the whole gag here is the use of the term orientalism which is such a weird old loaded like it's just it's a stupid stupid uh word but to get upset about about the use of that word when it's in a satirical context strikes me as misguided I want to take a look though at a tweet which colar Rapport has has tweeted out says for the record is hang hang on hang on S I'll come to you in just a sec uh for the record colar Rapport is not controlled by Steven colar or his show he is at Steven at home sorry for the confusion coar himself has responded to some of the criticism on Twitter # cancel coar I agree just saw at colar report tweet I share your rage who is that though I'm Steven at home uh suie you were just going to jump in oh yeah I was going to say that I feel like it's incredibly patronizing for you to paint these questions this way especially as a white man I don't expect you to be able to understand what people of color are actually saying with regards to cancel s being a white man doesn't give me doesn't prevent me from being able to think and doesn't prevent me from being able to have uh have reasoned perspectives on things I don't I didn't give up I didn't give up my right to white definitely feel like they to over Meely like they're to kind minimalize my experiences and they definitely feel like they are somehow exempt and so logical compared to women who are painted as emotional right no no one's minimalizing your your experiences no one's minimalizing your right to have an opinion it's just a stupid opinion I mean it's it's it's a misunderstanding of what of what sa opinion stup yes you just called my opinion stupid that's incredibly unproductive and I don't think I'm going to enact the labor of having to explain to you why that's incredibly offensive and patronizing explain I just told you I wouldn't enact that labor okay thanks for being with us soe oh look it's unfair that's a black belt versus a white belt that's what it is I mean even if she had a point you know in some way shape or form that's sort of wrapped up in all this [ __ ]
craziness even if she had a point she's too young what if what if she's complain like to me it's it's so interesting cuz some of the most damaging Asian racial material is done by Asian comedians like what's her take on that well they do why do they do it though they do it because it works like why they do it they do it to break the ice they do it like why do fat guys tell fat jokes so that you can't right cuz if you go on stage you're a fat [ __ ] and your entire Act is just about other [ __ ] did you just call me a fat [ __ ] bro I said if okay you know if you're a guy and you're you're a giant guy you better talk about that on stage I agree because if you don't then the audience is going to [ __ ] point it out what is this look who she talks back and forth with oh no they're like best buddies Jamie of course Jamie kelin oh my God poor bastard it just a joke this is all a simulation Theory this is all f a joke I was joking when I said that he would help her with her comedy oh my God he probably helped her with her comedy H he means well I swear to God he does I just can't I just it's like it's so much fine print it's bad to be a guy don't you know men are getting all these women pregnant doing all the raping building all the roads unbelievable [ __ ] it's a mess the whole thing's godamn mess it's it's especially in this country where I mean like everything I know is not perfect bam but when you hear what goes on in other countries I don't buy that it's it's just so but I don't buy that this is why I don't buy that people always say that but we know that it could be better so yeah it's better than what it is in other countries agree with that still it's it's a crazy thing to say with all the information awareness we have the the least important thing to concentrate on is how much better it is here right Weg about dwelling on like patting ourselves in the back for making this country better than the other I'm not saying that but that's what everybody does I'm not saying that but she is sitting there and taking a joke and just making into this giant Global issue or she's trying trying to do it when we have a situation in China where they Chuck girls when as a white man I don't expect you to understand chucking girls in China okay as a white man I
think it's incredibly condescending and patronizing using that word come suie pack as can I open for you could you imagine I would love could you imagine the set that you laid down in Edmonton by the way uh Sam tripley's new CD available to right now believe in yourself I gave you a thank you in there in bro the set that you laid down when we were working together in Edmonton you D destroyed it was a lot of fun and that was right before you filmed it right or recorded it rather and it was really worked out because a bunch of people that week came to the comic stre said they'd saw me at your show in Edmonton yeah we to place yeah we were at the River Cree and then Sam was there like how long later like literally the next week perfect it was awesome yeah and then they came down to support that's awesome cuz that was a fun set dude but you were only doing you did a half an hour at my show how long is the CD you have a lot an hour so even if they did come to see it they still got a bunch of [ __ ] that they didn't the [ __ ] Rob Ford stuff was funny is that on this yeah that's funny [ __ ] man get it on there before it's old school they [ __ ] caught him again since then they caught him again he was at The Comedy Store he showed up at the store Brian did you get pictures of him did you get pictures of him there no I was out of town but uh everyone else yeah we're all taking pictur I'm like why don't we just open the bar and see what we can get into if we were back there if that was like during the days when I was hanging out the com store we would had the greatest video of all time me talking to Rob Ford I would have got him shot he just sweat standing started bringing shots out I would open open the open bar have fun call Uber in advance knowing I was going to be too drunk to drive I would have just [ __ ] threw my keys in a in a condom swallowed them locked my car and just start hitting it hard oh I would love to all the crazy cocaine running around that place swallowed my keys like a [ __ ] drug mule I was so jealous watching everyone's Twitter feed cuz we were in La Hoya and I was like the one time I'm not at the comedy stor that's hilarious man have you heard about jod carmichel yeah Rogan [ __ ] awesome this kid named gerod carmichel
the nicest kid that kid right there he just sh his first standup special was a 1-hour HBO special directed by [ __ ] Le in the O at The Comedy Store oh yeah you know who told me that was um uh he's the nicest kid Ian Edwards told me he's doing that there greatest dude could not I mean really dude yeah Ian actually came over to the ice house after we had done it he did it like on a Wednesday night right yeah he did on some crazy night man yeah it was a Wednesday night cuz Ian went to see and then he came down to the uh comedy store afterwards such a nice kid but that's legendary dude that is legendary your first ever stand up on television is a one hour it's pretty badass in the most the most sacred of rooms I mean the O is crazy how many um specials have ever ever been done in the O I think that's the first what well maybe they're smart and they're opening that place up to specials they're getting internet oh that's where oh well I don't want them to show I'm not going to say what's they're getting nutty why are they doing that I don't know it's dangerous don't I don't want them showing our live sets you got to work on stuff that's why there the problem with the laugh Factor was doing that for a while there's a comedy club out and I don't want to say the name but they were they were if you signed the agreement to play there they record your set and I'm like I don't want to record my set because I'm coming here to work out material that's [ __ ] that's [ __ ] yeah that's not good you know the I think people that run clubs you know they're just trying to get asses in the seats try to get people excited about the comedy and if you don't do the the process of creating it yourself you don't know how vital that is unless you're really paying attention a lot of club Owners do know but some of them just think hey you know we're getting people look we got 100,000 views on our YouTube channel you know Sam tripley just write new material is it that hard we're giv you a great place to perform you should be happy to perform here that was the thing about some clubs especially like the Hollywood clubs where they have this odd this attitude that like working there was supposed to be prestigious
that the club itself was like the star like um you're a box with a microphone yes right it's the comedians that have performed here that are legendary it's not this box with a microphone CU they could have gone next door to the [ __ ] Hyatt they could have built a box there all they would have to do is say hey you know what I'm not performing here anymore I'm going to build a box next door at the high let's pack that [ __ ] and you know if kenes never wanted to do that or Letterman ever want or any of those guys that made The Comedy Store famous ever wanted to perform next door they they could have done that I thought after a while Sam kenon started just doing Rock clubs he did un likee Sunset well he did a lot of that but you know he's the best example I've talked about it before about a guy who was really good and became really bad in a short period of time from making it just making it just the the the the [ __ ] overwhelming pressure of being famous and you know being huge at one point in time [ __ ] guy just fell apart drugs you think had something to do with it [ __ ] yeah dude boozing it drugging it his brother talked about in his book it's really fascinating Brother Sam have you read it yeah yeah it's good man it's really good I'll get it it's a great book I'll read it it's out of print but you can get off go to your house and steal it don't do don't steal Sam what kind of a message did I say send to Children especially the Asians steal did you see that uh video where Elizabeth Hasselbeck was talking to some guy who was a former NFL player is now a lawyer really smart guy and they're uh talking about marijuana and uh you know she was it was on Fox News Elizabeth Hasselbeck the the really conservative hot blonde chick The View she found her rightly plac in the universe oh she must be so excited she's one of the hot blondes on Fox News she was on like a reality show what was it like a Survivor something she was on yeah she was on Survivor and then she got on The View and then uh Pap pow now she's uh now she's on Fox News where she belongs just happy to be there just spreading Satan's seed and uh she was talking to this guy who's a um a former football player and they were talking about weed and the guy made an excellent point he like isn't it going to send a wrong message to the children
he was like if the NFL today decided to ban alcohol use for all of its players it wouldn't affect teen alcohol use at all and she was just like Earth yeah that's her that's her face that's the face that she had was like there's worse things to worry about we don't have to play it I I don't want to play it it's so [ __ ] dumb those conversations are so brutal too when you uh when you have long form conversations like on a podcast and like say all the things you were talking about whether it's we're talking about this the cancel corbe thing or racism or privilege these are like long discussions they're long debates where if you're if you're going to really get to the heart of something and find out a person's real opinions on something you it's very subtle and nuanced sort of a thing there's you need to really be able to talk for long periods of time there's nothing wrong with that but when you're doing that on a show like a Fox News show you have three minutes y this conversation with this football player was three and a half minutes long football player turned lawyer three and a half minutes and then at the end they're like okay well thank you for your time we appreciate it bye we're done to covering this subject we're going to discuss uh gay military people [ __ ] what about gay marriage and they're wearing camo now what do we do we take camo back back unbelievable it is unbelievable but it's it's that form of entertainment that form of communication that form of entertainment let's call it entertainment because that's really what it is it's it is not just unsuitable it it's not adequate for complex topics it's not it's not adequate when you discuss the subject of marijuana and teenagers if you're discussing it like that and discuss the the subject of the NFL telling players that they can't or can use marijuana and whether or not you support that you well you're supporting if you support that they can't they can tell players they can't use it you're supporting people having control over their employees you're not there's no when they're gone from work exactly exactly you're not even talking about something that they're like you showing up at work drunk you can't play football drunk you probably can't play it high maybe you can I think basketball
playersall players do they love it they love it probably takes them out of how big the moment is do you know what they're not really thinking they're more in like just in the moment of playing basketball then realizing oh this might be game seven of this playoff game do you know what I'm saying to a point where chills them out you don't like to smoke the weed that much but when when you're when you smoke the weed and you do things whether it's Jiu-Jitsu or play in pool those are two things I could speak of you play better it's a performance enhancing drug you have a more you have more sensitivity you feel things better you you you you literally you're tuned into like whatever the [ __ ] it is better you're tuned into distance better you tuned into the rotations of a ball you tuned into the way a person moves like when you do Jiu-Jitsu and you're high you can feel things better you feel sounds okay you can feel movement better you can feel balance and shifting better I the only time I ever perform high is when I go to the underground cafe I'm doing it in June like the uh Toronto yeah the 12th through the 14th and it's like I don't have a say in it as soon as I hit the stage by the time my foot presses down on that I am gone and it's just it's very interesting because explain why you don't have a say in it because the room well basically it's this uh weed bar that has a comedy club in it and it's so much fun to do so they have a standup show but usually before the standup show sometimes there's like an improv troop or there's an open mic which it can be like two hours long so people are hotboxing in there and everybody smoking weed all the whole time before the show the standup show even starts and then the standup show start and there's usually like two or three people go on before the headliner and everybody's just hotboxing smoking weed smoking weed so when you walk out you're just walking into this just this room of [ __ ] weed smoke and it looks like Gorillas in the Mist like you just see black objects moving in the in the background under this like this cloud of smoke and by and by the time my foot hits the stage I am gone I can tell you I'm high just from breathing a second breathing in and I've stopped going okay I'm so high now I just accept it and
just start riffing henchcliffe had a green out there where he actually had to take off a shirt and it's so unlike him he had to like sit outside on the sidewalk he was trying to rustle up some boys he's doing with that nice gay face super twink I know super twink trying to Super twink trying to put on an extra show sometimes people that want attention they want it all the time not just on stage off stage as well I take my shirt off I'm so hot start sucking his fingers m so hot outside that's so ridiculous yeah he see he's a he's a flirt that's what he's doing he's not even gay gay flirt he just knows what he's got he knows what he's got he's like a hot chick who's married and she likes to wear short skirts and walk past the bar and know that every guy's like oh God she's not even trying to cheat she's just trying to she just likes the attention yeah just trying to like she likes the head turns get the party started get people excited let let let her you know let her know she's still rocking it Keep On Rocking In The Free World suie Park suie Park I don't have anything against That Girl by the way if she ever listens to this much love to you kid I'll take her out Brian will take you out I don't think that's a a good thing that willon help your cause I don't think that helps anybody but maybe Brian I don't even helps him um doesn't help anybody but he's just saying that if you uh were into it you know you could hang out with him yeah I just I don't like anybody who puts restrictions on Comedians and what they can say like there's this whole thing with Leslie Jones too she got Leslie Jones she's a comedy store comedian one just one of those people where it's like that's every time you follow her at the store it's an education you just learn man you got to go up there and focus and she did some on Saturday Night Live where she did a old bit that she's been doing together about how she would have been a first round draft pick in slave days cuz she would put out great slaves and she did it on there and the internet explode mad at her bunch of people did including other comedians which I really hate man I can't wait wait wait she said she'd be a first round draft pick if these she's a slave big girl yeah she's a big tall
thick chick who constantly loves to ask you for dick why would that be controversial that's funny because well the whole thing was that that one chick got uh prettiest person in the world it was the girl from 12 Years of a slave and she she that's kind of where it started from like what draft pick she would have been and how Leslie would have been a first round draft pick right cuz she could put out strong stock you know why is that that's you talk about that on stage about wanting to [ __ ] a gladiator chick make some [ __ ] like Jon Jones's Mom I don't want to get in trouble but you know you know just the whole thing about how amazing that woman was it's all love from my joke it's all my love he's just saying theoretically in the joke Universe well she put out three super top end super athletes that's the amazing woman that's the point of the joke had nothing to do with slavery it has to do with how amazing she is and well that's that's what Leslie can you pull up Leslie Jones's rant on she did on Weekend Update you know how the whole thing was that you know Saturday Night Live didn't have enough uh diversity especially when it came to she was on Saturday Night Live she's on Sat live she did a a little monologue on Weekend Update and people flipped out oh okay I'm so [ __ ] confused cuz you were saying it was a part of her comedy special yeah but no no no it's a part of her standup act and she did as a monologue on Satur Night Live why did she do that because it was Weekend Update and they they she probably pitched it as a little thing for uh that girl getting well let's hear it okay I'm pulling it up well yeah I think we'd like you know if we're smart we should hear both versions We should hear the the the special version and the version that she did on let's hear the [ __ ] version she did on Comedy Central [ __ ] the Satur Night Live version but I think the Satur Night Live version is the one that got her in trouble but it's the same thing right is it on her special I've just seen her do it at The Comedy Store a thousand times I think she only did at The Comedy Store I don't think that was on I couldn't imagine someone would really get upset about that oh yeah I mean you just hear Comics laying into it and I'm just like what are you [ __ ] comic who I don't
want don't say Jamie kilstein I actually tweeted the comic that did it and he he wrote me back uh saying that he took down all of his posts about it and he retracted everything uh about it oh cool so what the [ __ ] happened man what was it all about uh oh Shang I know Shang yeah he did it yeah oh well got a little crazy maybe he was drunk yeah I mean he took it down so yeah I don't know he retracted it but I just like I I just think you should I I don't understand the the thought of restricting what people can say you it's reward and Punishment if you like what he says you reward him by going to his shows buying a CD if you don't like it you don't go to his shows you don't buy a CDS I disagree because I I think that if someone is saying something evil and hurtful that there's nothing wrong with going after that and all nothing wrong with pointing out that something is evil or hurtful right but when something is just a joke about themselves and their own body and their own race and their own Origins I mean and the idea that this is go ahead play it thank you very much Colin hello everybody uh I wanted to come out here tonight and congratulate leita on winning people's most beautiful person and I agree that she is very beautiful but for me personally I'm waiting for them to put out the most useful list you know what I'm saying cuz that's where I'm going to shine the most useful that's what I said you delectable Caucasian she loves asking for dick by the way let me ask you a question if you walked in a club and you saw me and leita standing at the bar who would you pick wow yeah I know you would pick leitao but let me ask you this if you was in the parking lot and three Crips is about to whoop your ass who you going to pick then I would pick you you're damn right you and that's my point the way we view Black Beauty has changed look at me see see I'm single right now but back in the slave days I would have never been single I'm 6 feet tall and I'm strong Colin strong I mean look at me I'm a mandingo you're not saying you'd rather be a slave right no that is not what I'm saying I do not want to be a slave hell I don't like working for you white
people right now and y'all pay me I'm just saying that back in the slave days my love life would have been way better Master would have hooked me up with the best brother on the plantation and every n months I'd be in the corner having a super baby every n months every nine months I just be in the corner just popping them out just [ __ ] KOB LeBron Kimbo Slice say that that's what I'm saying I'm saying I would be the number one slave draft pit all of the plantations we want me I'll be on television like LeBron announcing which Plantation I was going to go to I would be like i' like to take my talents to South Carolina I do believe that there's going to be a lot of opportunities there for me now I can't even get a brother to take me out for a cheap dinner I mean damn can a [ __ ] get a beef bow can a [ __ ] get a beef bow [Applause] wow it's weird that she had to do that it's weird she had to do it like that like using him as like like a got a banter back and forth to make it look like it wasn't a bit was [ __ ] hilarious though it was funny I bet it's even better on stage though she's a dude you got it's we call like uh we call her education man you got to follow her it's an education cuz you got to learn to survive she's swea oh she loves to sweat and hug you and then she used to Corner me in the back during the Dublin's days just beg for dick it was so great how long ago was this back in Dublin's day you remember how long ago was this what what year was that Dublin's was what like 20 six was it6 to say 2003 or four three or four yeah it was the early days well Dublin's changed you know Dublin was like a spot where it was like uh very few people were going and then it became like a Dan Cook spot for a while yeah well the f I said the first year or two it was great because you know he Jay Davis and Meta Meta brought in this pretty insane crowd and like you know people you would go up there and you find out how good of a comedian you were and if you did really well there it would word would spread but then it started becoming a thing where I'm not
going on after him and you got to put me on before him and people started controlling the lineup and guys started becoming pradon and doing an hour in the middle of the show and stealing people's material sitting in the back watching and then saying that they were going to get their lawyers on you if you kept doing the bit that happened to me didn't that happen to you that's crazy Sam tripley what happened what was the bit I I did a bit about the time I I was a big tool fan at the time and I did and I still am but I did a bit about when I got pulled over by the cops and they wrote me a a ticket for like 250 for speeding and he handed to me and I said Thank you and I remember how stupid that was to say thank you for this [ __ ] ticket and at the time I'm like that's like saying thank you after you get prison raped and I used the line I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive thank thank you which is a a lyric from a tool song and I did on stage cuz I was showcasing for Jamie and I Jamie made me this thing showcase regular where I would always just get the Showcase and then I just became a regular really quick and I was going to do a showcase and Jamie didn't show up so I'm like I'm just going to do my regular set you know and so I go up and I start doing my act and I do that joke where I like I you know I basically did the joke and I got done I got huge laughs and I'm leaving there and uh all these Comics who were my friends were hang out in the Laugh Factory Lobby and it was like Butch Bradley and a couple other people and Dane was there and I didn't really know Dane but I knew of Dane so I'm leav him with my with Scott Ross at the time pull up danne's Instagram there's a picture of him shirtless oh sweet so I uh I do I you know I'm saying goodbye to everyone and I'm with Scott Ross who was my roommate at the time right and we and I say goodbye to everybody and I saw Dan go hey Dane thank you I I'm like hey Dan I'll see you later he goes oh by the way you're doing my bit in front of everybody and I go what and all of sudden armor rage just starts coming through me armor rage medium rage yeah just that armor rage this is uh this is his latest uh Instagram he's got his shirt off and bedroom right there he sucking a stomach
in to the point where he's probably losing circulation he mean that is he's sexy but read the caption oh no I didn't what does it say well that's a caption and a half read the caption thank you to uh all my fans and friends over my career I'm starting a new film next week writing the my next one and prepping a lot for a press tours and interviews over the next couple months for planes to a huge surprise and a huge surprise and a huge surprise I'm in the best place in my life I love the people around me I have let go over my past and that held me and I've embraced a future that is whatever I want it to be I've worked with wonderful charity organizations over the years and I'm grateful to have always giving back and being mindful that the future success depends on how I can create for others now pound sign hard work yeah you the more pound Signs by the way you have after your [ __ ] statements the more I think you're an idiot I'm just going to let you know more the more time you hashtag after [ __ ] if you have more than three hashtags I can't really talk to you unless they're really funny yeah unless one of them says one thing one of them says not really and then the next one says something even funnier other than that if you have a like [ __ ] five or six motivational hashtags like he needs a hug man I mean maybe he's trying to be ironic or funny funny what's what's that hasht what that let's stop [ __ ] on Dane here J the made me like what he's uh you know it's interesting guys that were like in this great place at one point in time and then everything is kind of like kicked out from under them you know and with Dane like the allegations of plagiarism the the Lou CK thing is very similar in a lot of ways to the Carlos Mania thing y it's just well I think menia is worse because he found out people found out he wasn't Mexican that's the that's why it's he lost that whole group yeah that was devastating you know it's all lot that's what people hate I mean you'll always no matter what you'll always have a core group of fans that no matter what people say with you about you they're going to stick with you but that Dan Cook thing was so crazy that people were sending it to me like people are like like laughing
let's let's not go through all his [ __ ] Instagram but people the people were sending it to me going what the [ __ ] is this it's interesting I don't know well I mean he's trying to pump himself up he's getting excited about things he's trying to be positive I get all that I know he went through a really dark time so that's kind of suck but why why why you standing there with your stomach sucked in like that looking all sexy cuz maybe that's his C I don't know man it's just like that's you should do that you you know what you should do you should do like the same thing that um that uh steo did with Angelina Jolie where all the tattoos that she gets he gets you should do the same thing with all Dane Cook's tweets inst every time he does an Instagram you should do an Instagram in the exact same pose with the exact same caption with my tits hanging out I mean considering what you just told us you know that whole thing oh that was long time I know I know I know but it would be fun for a week project for one one week every time I do the same work thing he does just the same words the same everything ah poor bastard he ain't a bad guy I think he had a hard life did you see that fight that Seth Rogan's doing with mamore right now now it's mamore I thought it was fighting with mamore did that kind of he put on a costume and a lot of people say it was uh anti-semetic cuz it's like it is oh yeah I saw that he said hey that it's just a random costume that a wig in a fake nose is just a random costume right but it looks hidic yeah look at that I mean that's ridiculous that if he's even saying let me see the the F the image hold on I got to get it fixed mmore is the one who did that's it right there at the Grammys who's the guy front of him who's who's mad at him I think that's just Randy from American Idol or something but yeah that's I mean he says it's a just a random witch's nose and a wig and something like that I'm like yeah what are you trying to make what else is are you supposed to be right now okay so what do Seth Rogan say first you tricked people into pretending you're a rapper now you trick them into thinking you're Jewish yeah if you go to Seth Rogan's uh say he's he's going back and forth with them all day uh like cuz mamore said uh a fake witch's nose wig
and a beard equals random costume not my idea of a stereotype of any anyone and anybody and then Seth Rogan goes mmore really because if I told somebody to put together an anti-semitic Jew costume they would have the exact same shopping list and you know there okay but here's my question why is an anti-semitic because he's got a big not but so what what if you did one it was an Italian guy and he had a wife beat on with spaghetti stains on and a lot of gold chains and he went on stage maybe there's some [ __ ] morons and the Italian American Anti-Defamation oh they were complaining about it but you're telling me that people don't exist they look like that they do that's why me who's predominantly Italian wouldn't have a problem with someone to be on stage with a wife beater on and gold chains with pizza stains on it I mean he could you could make a stereotypical Italian outfit and no one care why if you made an outfit that makes you look like an acidic Jew why is that anti- acidic Jew if you can tell that that looks like a Jew why is that anti-semitic cuz Jews are sensitive but right I mean you know what I'm saying I mean look we're not talking about blackface here blackface has a history of the minstral you know well Jews would say there was a you know there was a lot of anti- Hebrew propaganda dur in Germany that led to the EXT a third of their population there was but but is that what that is because did they dress up you know what I'm saying like I think Go shows intent right I don't think mamore who had gay marriage on his Grammy song while he did a Grammy song is going to be anti- smack I don't know maybe I'm wrong but I don't I don't feel that but people are like there's a lot of sense of they're not all Ari where they can joke about it all the time like some people are very sensitive about that it's too sensitive I think in that situation I just think look if you dressed up like a acidic Jew all right say if you went on stage okay what's uh the rapper's name badass rapper uh Eminem noic guy oh uh yeah M yahu what how do you say it again Modis yahu that guy mes yahu Modis yah [ __ ] you man say it right how dare you rude um I didn't even know what it was 5 seconds ago pretending I'm pretending I'm offended um Mattis Yahoo uh if you
went on stage dressed up like him is that anti-semitic that that's if that's how he dresses and you dressed up like him if you said it was him like he was just being a Jew right but what was he doing he's saying he's not just being but was mamore was he in wearing that costume was he like doing an offensive Jewish accent or was he doing the same act or was he just being silly see if I can find video of it I just don't understand why looking someone has to be looking like someone or a parody of someone has to be anti and I use my own nationality but I guess Italians they they're so F let me ask you into being Italian that they're not really marginalized by their uh well there were people who re like I had a cousin my cousin who's Italian he apologized he [ __ ] caved yep you never apologize mam Moore issues apology for anti-semitic Jew costume as Seth Rogan H out on Twitter Seth Rogan wins again that's right we win again what is that that's my Seth Rogan character that's Yoda you [ __ ] Jesus Christ just stop talking well you know it's like a lot of Italians hatte this Panos I'm like dude it's not that bad it's a it's the it's the mob it's not like he's not running a gay bath house you know it's like it's actually like kind of a cool I don't know I didn't find off fence to it well it's ridiculous to say that people like that don't exist like you're allowed to make a a fictional character and if a fictional character is really close to actual people that's when people start getting pissed off that's when people start saying it's stereotypes but stereotypes exist for a [ __ ] reason well I don't know if he just went up I think you're right if he just went up there and just sang dress in that costume as him I don't know what the what is actually going on but I don't know either but about The Sopranos thing like the idea of like not using stereotypes is so in painting a story is so [ __ ] ridiculous because sometimes stereotypes are accurate and if you're going to be able to paint a story create paint a Creative Vision whether it's a television show or a movie what's wrong with having a black pimp is is that okay I mean it seems like there's black pimps there's been black I saw pimps up hose down is it a stereotype yeah I mean is
it a stereotype I I tell people I mean I've W Hollywood I think stereotypes work especially in commercials it's like casting directors like oh you fit The Stereotype of the character why you know it's just well it's not just that it's like if you want to paint a story about real life you would paint a story about things that people can relate to and one of the things that people can relate to is an Italian guy with [ __ ] Pizza stains on his T-shirt and gold chains on those are real people wearing sweat suits if you got a guy like wearing sweatsuits like [ __ ] Tony Soprano go Hey where's the gab go where's the [ __ ] guy with the thing it's a zi the [ __ ] zi those are real people yeah like you know those people if you listen to Floyd Mayweather's Dad okay that's a real guy it's a real old black boxer if you're going to make a a a parody of an old black boxer and you had a guy who could speak very well and he looked like that guy and he started like if you got Ian Edwards to do Floyd Mayweather would that be a stereotype is it a stereotype when there's a real person that's like that a lot of them understand it is a stereotype but shouldn't you be allowed to do that when you're portraying fiction the idea that they that the Italian-American defamation league would want every Italian to be like Leonardo da Vinci yeah you know or Michelangelo or something like that only the most positive you're not allowing people to create fiction yeah you're not allowing them to create art is it because it's like actual facial features though like maur's nose or Asian person's eyes that's actually what they look like instead of what they're wearing right well I can see what you're saying so like like Jerry Lewis when he would do like the Nutty Professor and he would or they would uh the old days when they would do like uh fake Asian characters oh well that's obvious impressive that stereotypical but also very racist what about that famous actress who went as the uh Orange is the New Black character who is black and she wanted to be that character and everyone's like that's blackface but goes back to what you're talking about I have no idea what you know can you look that up the the actress who went for Halloween costume as orange is a new black she's a hot blonde actress and she went in blackface
she went in like as a Latino or black character and people like that's blackface but the intention is if I'm a if I'm someone I want to go as Dwayne Wade there's someone who want that's it that's her okay she loves the show what's the what's the intention there or do we have just a set Rule still black face yeah you can't you can't even go uh tan face yeah tan face is dangerous right if you're not tan like say you want to be a Brazilian you want to pretend to be Brazilian yeah you can't do that you can't do that no no no no no you can't do tan face you can't do brown face but what you can do is whiter face if you're a white person girls you can make no you could do a white person could make the [ __ ] like make their skin white as [ __ ] and give themselves red hair and no one picks up like no one picks up the slack I can go o'ri is that what you're saying exactly that's what I'm saying sounds like a Halloween cust Sam tripley all right dude what's the name of your CD again one more time uh believe in yourself believe in yourself ladies and gentlemen it's [ __ ] hilarious very good material you can get it on iTunes or all things records.com if you get it right now it'll uh pump Sam up let's get him past the top 10 ladiesent love come on let's see where he's at right now while this podcast has been going on so we're looking for uh music do we look for music and then we go to genres let's go to Comedy because it's a genre of music for some [ __ ] reason and let's see where we're at right now the comedy albums number one Jim G he's been number one for a while he's a bad [ __ ] with the bullet one with the bullet Brian Regan's number 11 earlier today Louis CK is number 14 where you at son I guess I've dropped I can't find uh punch drunk Sports is also dude you're number eight that's why yes you're beating Louis CK man dude you're beating everybody you're kicking ass man you're beating Brian rean that's why I couldn't find you you're beating Lewis Black powerful just through the [ __ ] power of the internet I'm so excited to be top 10 you're not on any TV shows right now you're just slamming it home through the internets I'm really excited thank you every my brother congratulations that's
the best thing ever powerful Sam triple top 10 follow him online uh tomorrow night Ice House Comedy Club Bill Burr Tony Hinchcliffe me uh who else Ian Edwards godamn that's a show uh tomorrow night 10:30 you want to go up year round hung Sports Brian Redban as well Brian Redban as well don't do that [ __ ] name that voice that's not what he sounds like you know think so the naughty show no no come on help you I can Joe you just got to watch the movie shut the [ __ ] up you're the worst impressionist of all time uh tomorrow night uh ice house uh okay we'll see you soon uh thanks to the sponsors thanks to squarespace.com go to squarespace.com and use the code word Joe to save yourself some money thanks also to on.com go to O nnit use the code word Rogan save 10% off any and all supplements um the candada dates that I got coming up for next month uh the orium on June 13th selling out fast [ __ ] and uh I'm in Lloyd Minster on June 12th and I think it's sold out already if it's not it's very close to it and uh that's it uh much love see you guys soon and uh big kiss to you all m [Applause]