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the back you hear the wi like you had all these every [ __ ] car like you're legit 100% carut yeah yeah you Miata espe I pale in compar that guy was a fan wasn't he was he a that guy was a fan he had a roll bar yeah that guy was fun track day bro he was he was funny he turned around and came back just to see what the [ __ ] was up well we did have some metal there's some metal out there some Fine Cars Alex's and uh and James have built us so Alex Alex is the guy who um did you find shark works you you're the founder of it too right you don't say find you say created and start he found he found it you find it somewhere he didn't found it just so happened have your nickname as the name of the company shy what coincidence that's crazy I figured why not [ __ ] it this is a sign from God yeah I just found this thing and this is what I love to do anyway he happened to find this tuner company called shark and this tuner company takes they couldn't even spell it correctly either so everybody looked for like the O and there's no o and like what is this work German you [ __ ] German cars I get it I get it I get it they're being crafty it's like comedy with a K when it's comedy night comedy with k k like a morning Zoo yeah like the kie Comedy Club KKK does that exist somewhere probably if it doesn't it will all things will happen eventually it's at least going to be a Twitter handle in the next few days for sure the [ __ ] few minutes people probably jumping on it right now trying to figure it out are we live yeah yeah yeah we are okay yeah um so uh Alex uh builds cars and what he does is he takes what's arguably the greatest race car for the street in the world which is a Porsche of GT3 and he turns them into these ridiculous gt3s these gt3s on performance-enhancing drugs EPO and all those Lance Armstrong chemicals these [ __ ] cars are just completely different animals man they're [ __ ] fun really loud and interesting and and you pull you just pull at them a little you know you you find the parts you like like the the high revving nature the the steering you know you you know and the whole delivery the way the power comes on and just builds and builds and you just pull at that a little more you know you accentuate the existing character of the car rather than try and turn it into
something else what year did the car get invented what was the first Henry Ford automobile 19 oh no the car the car all cars first car the first car 1800s 18 yeah there's there's arguments over who did it actually first but like so there was a bunch of people thinking about it 80s 7s ' 80s yeah it was the first like TR you know little [ __ ] carts they just didn't have a horse pulling but that's basically what they were so on the long shot we're dealing with 130 years would you say on the long shot on the long and on the short maybe just a couple years less than that that's uh not that much time to figure [ __ ] out no but we were just talking Alex and I were talking today about uh the old Porsches like those 1970s models with the big wooden steering wheel and the skinny ass tires and and they used race them it's like they must have been they they were yoos if you go uh you know every year they have the the historic races down by and they raised this [ __ ] from like 1915 you know these Mercer routs and and they have these riding mechanics and there's no they're sitting on like [ __ ] apple boxes there's two guys they're on wooden Wheels you know and they're racing these things they're going around Laguna sea you know with million dollar cars and they're they're going like 8/10 some they're on like a [ __ ] Oregon Trail wagon with a with an engine in it and a handbrake what we were talking about which I found was really fascinating was just in the past just 30 40 years look at how much things have changed in the car world and what what did we decide that uh the the what was the first Porsche what year was it 65 yeah so 91 Porsche 911 49 49 was first por Seinfeld's got that [ __ ] well you could go back to the you could go back to the 20 million or something crazy estimates are like six to8 million Jesus Christ yeah but you could go back to the beetle really you know War if you wanted to but if you let's just like give them an era and go with like the 65 911 right that was the first year think about that so that's like 49 years now it's the 50th Anniversary they released that special 50th Anniversary so think about that man how much that [ __ ] car has improved in 50 years I mean but it's tiny little increments that's typical Porsche right they'll they'll take it and just go like another you know like a
ring around a around a tree you know it ages and just gets a little bigger the newest the 911 the new 9911 Turbo S which is like stupid Time Warp fast yeah well that was what I was going to get at at what point we were talking about this today and I think it's a fascinating subject because when you see all these Google cars driving around like I saw a Google one of the it wasn't the the car that drove itself but it was a street thing it was driving around filming everything taking pictures no I was I was look I find it fascinating that's a felony I find it like a like something in the it will be eventually Google will sell it to the government the government's map teams assessing you know that'll be the the new way to make jobs Demolition Man bro it's happening dude it is happen Demolition Man is [ __ ] happening we were talking about this today that like this is probably not going to be around that much longer driving your own car is probably not going to be and what we've gone from these [ __ ] boxes with skinny ass tires that slid all over the place death traps you couldn't hit the brakes quick enough they're slow as [ __ ] the terrible handling the rhh on roller skates each and every one of them right and now what we did today driving these gt3s that you've modified going through the canyons and they're just stuck to the ground like like a cheetah running up a [ __ ] tree the limits of don't run up trees it doesn't even make sense cheetah don't even have claws like that you had us right into leard should with leopard damn it yeah I think like that that era for Porsche was the Golden Era though I'd say from like 2001 till 2011 what do you say to all these people that they they long for the air cooled days everybody like groups they need to I I like the air cooled but they just haven't driven these and when they do quite often actually like like I was telling you like Magnus Walker he's obviously renowned for airold he said it was one of the most fun cars he'd been in you know no I'm sure you know what pora got off to a really bad start with the 996 which you had and told me about told us to me the funniest story about earlier about all the problems [ __ ] and it was a terrible car and all 996s are pretty [ __ ] I mean they are unforunately and the 993 was pretty dope like the 993
turbo was a [ __ ] epic they went from the best it could ever be to the 996 what they did 93 they were running out of money so those were I mean they're they're worth a lot cuz they didn't build very many and on the 996 that was the dot era that was when everyone was buying a Porsche they made tons and tons of them and they switched to this uh rather Naf engine if you will that had problems and it's just except for the turbo and then later the GT3 but I know you had problems with it but oh mine was hka [ __ ] but I remember the the one of the reasons why I got it because I'll never forget this cover it was either Motor Trend or Road and track and it had the 993 911 Turbo on the cover and it said sell your soul and buy this car yeah I think it's that good sell your soul I think it was Motor Trend was that one whatever it was I was like that is goddamn genius and uh I had a friend who had a 964 and I remember just like would stare at it and go look at that goddamn they're [ __ ] dope just amazing curves you know we drove I drove your car today which is awesome I got out of your car and I'm just like okay that's the best thing ever and then I drive Alex's which is the newer one of your car you know 4.1 liter instead of and I'm like oh [ __ ] that's another L that's the best it's crazy yeah [ __ ] crazy well you have driven to give people uh just a little background on Matt Matt's one of my like I said favorite Automotive journalists because he's a real car guy a guy who really does enjoy cars but also you have a deep knowledge of the history of automobiles and how they were created and all the different models and all those different things but nerd you're a guy's driven [ __ ] every car that is so when you drive a car and say this is the best car ever that's a totally different thing so I had the best car ever for 10 minutes you did for 10 whole minutes until Alex stole the Thunder with the new one [ __ ] the new one's cra dud I I got the new one and the first thing that I said to him is oh my God this is next level this is I didn't think you can get next level and still keep that rawness but clearly you can you know we try to do sort of the same way that Porsche goes you know I mean we we spend a lot of time on that green one that we did in order to develop it was called Kermit cuz it was
green funny but classic creative is what it is it's a dope [ __ ] car man it was that's the car that got me to contact you yeah I remember you saw a video my wife made that video actually oh my God this car is just so so visceral it's like for folks who don't appreciate Automobiles and I completely understand let me try to put it in perspective into into way you could try to understand why people are like maybe you live in New York you take the subway you couldn't give a [ __ ] but you're about to turn this podcast off okay there are there have been just talk about drugs and fighting again Joe Geniuses there have been Geniuses that have over the course of decades engineered re-engineered redesigned rethought out these metal boxes with fire inside of them that are making controlled explosions and they've got it down to a point where the car that you just drove 2.5 seconds 0 to 60 in the 911 Turbo what the [ __ ] is that it's nuts it's you actually do have to sort of defy physics because the in the past you need very crazy procedures to do something like that like racing tires and you the drag SLI you got to heat them up and they put they literally have put this stuff called vht which is very high traction which is a spray it's like literally like you'd have to do a drag launch in glue that's how that's what it is exactly what the [ __ ] it is you know what I mean you'd have they put down a puddle of glue set it on fire yeah and then you have to do your launch and that the why they do those burnout the tires and get them really really sticky and so I thought they were just being dicks no well they're being I knew what they wereing a but they [ __ ] the 911 Turbo you just roll up to a stop sign press one button yeah left foot break right foot gas and you violate time and you you're breaking every law in the country in 3 seconds yes 3 seconds now how is this how is it possible that the launch control can make it that much faster what's the 0 to 60 if you just had it in drive and you stomped on it um it wouldn't it wouldn't like you know it wouldn't uh hold the RPM M or build any boost right so the 911 Turbo is really cool because it builds boost in neutral and it's one of a very few turbo engines that do that and so launch control holds the RPM at the exact Optimum speed builds boost to Peak and then just dumps
the clutch for you versus being in Drive where it starts from one and goes up so how many seconds do you lose when you just do it from Drive say if you did it manually and you shifted gears yourself I'll have to be really honest I've built and driven a lot of 997 turbos with and some 991 turbos and I've never launched them with the uh no I always do it with launch control really they're all pdk you know the old cars that were six speeds you could launch them and they were actually quite hard cars to launch for folks who don't know what you're talking about pdk means here's the big debate for folks who are on the subway now again ready to turn this [ __ ] thing off the the big debate amongst people in the the car world that enjoy sports cars and the engineering of sports cars is the manual transmission which is with a third pedal where you have to press in the clutch to shift the gears or an automatic transmission or as Alex said a pdk which por double comp CL yeah it's some long German word you're supposed to know how to pronounce it do you know how to do yeah who whatever it is he's Canadian J Canadian they're ridiculous for using that it's German for Porsche double clutch yes yeah DPP cler whatever something like that but so they call it pdk and it's just it's a double clutch is what it is it's clutch with a K it's a Kookie clutch and uh it does everything for you perfectly every time well I actually owned I owned one pdk car and it was the first launch car uh in 0 it was came out in 08 and they even screwed up that what they did is they had these buttons I don't know if you've you know driven these pdk cars right they have these buttons right where you put your palms on the wheel right so you would you would be say in fourth gear you know and you're coming into a turn you want to bump it down to Third third right and go into second so youd go into third and then as you're turning your palm would bump that stupid button and instead of being in in fourth sorry instead of being in second you'd be in fourth gear without getting into specifics you're just saying the gear changes around the steering wheel which is instead of on the paddles like race car yeah it's a dumb move they they stuck with that [ __ ] like glue too
Porsches are very they're very [ __ ] determined you know how to get you know how to get proper paddles now you have to they there's a scam the standard is those dumb buttons on the Wheel got to spend 500 bucks on the sports steering wheel to get can they retrofit that could you buy like one we do it we do it okay well that's a nice thing to know because that those buttons are jackass [ __ ] stupid dog you know you know how else they screw you guys in America America well me too now [ __ ] yeah yeah that's right you know what they do they take the ability to have any of your radio controls all these other buttons that you have on the steering wheel if you take the paddle shifter one they assume that you're having to concentrate so much that you're not allowed to have any of those buttons so you can't on to your phone I like that though that is kind of cool steering wheel buttons [ __ ] suck I I'm not a fan Ste whe por I don't like them in any cars but you you know you have them in your the theay right it's got like it's got buttons everywhere car last year had 18 buttons on the [ __ ] steering wheel it's ridiculous yeah many buttons have you pushed how many of the buttons have you pushed in your I'm not a button pusher man I'm not into that [ __ ] I think um I think there's a certain part of me that really does like like to look and an old like a 69 Mustang interior and appreciate the Simplicity I appreciate like like remember when um Chris Harris built that 9911 Real Simple Green 911 car yeah beautiful beautiful car I loved that car and I'd love how he made everything the interior just had an old retro stereo like a modern stereo no no no it's a uh Mexico high five yeah yeah yeah it was one of those uh they stick them in every vintage car you can have like navigation on those things it's basically an iPhone essentially but I think it does nav too I don't know how you can you can get that kind of Simplicity you don't have to go that old you can get anything up to like early 90s almost you can have that same you know an 89 Porsche yeah is [ __ ] simple but it doesn't feel you don't feel like you're driving an antique you know what I mean you can still like like you drive something from the 70s and you don't want to like Huck it into a corner cuz you're like if this
goes wrong I'm dead you know but late 80s you can kind of drive it harder and not be kind of you know that's when they started to figure it out right with Porsche it was like the 964 they started to figure out the handling really right before one before that no the suspension was way improved on the 964 but even in that sense I mean Honda and Acura I mean the NSX blew away the 964 blew away the Ferrari blew away Porsche yeah I remember the first time I ever saw an Acura NSX I was in Boston and some dude drove by with a red one and everybody's jaw dropped they're like oh my God 89 that was a [ __ ] the future it was 89 too yeah it was it was incredible this guy pulled into Kenmore Square in this [ __ ] red spaceship oh my goodness everybody knew it was aluminum it's aluminum whole car is aluminum it's crazy now the F-150 is aluminum I was repeating [ __ ] that I didn't understand there's baffles in the fuel line I don't even know what the [ __ ] that meant but I was telling the rods the rods of titanium fuel lines man it's a 2.8 L V6 no the rods of titanium that's really important well you know what that was amazing about that car the Acura NSX was that it was a [ __ ] Honda and that [ __ ] was bulletproof yeah yeah you still see him around with hundreds of thousands of miles on that's why I went back to one after the Porsche [ __ ] me so hard the 996 was so bad by the way this is again where people who are angry at white guys who talk about things they own they this is when they're tuning off the podcast so we killed off all the people who aren't car nuts we killed off all the people who uh don't like white people talking about buying [ __ ] ladies ladies next ladies are next who does that leave no one there's no one just us no one is an echo chamber godamn it but those uh nsx's the the cool thing about them was you knew that they were never going to [ __ ] you like those those things were I never had a single I had two nsx's I never had a single problem you just Chang the oil check the tires and I drove them all the way and they handle beautifully I don't know anyone that has one that has less than 100,000 miles on it they're so great I still have mine so oh yeah Alex has yep I still have my 91 NSX they're going to [ __ ] that car up too they're coming out with this crazy
spaceship hybrid with [ __ ] dual clutch transmission they're [ __ ] up the whole thing the Simplicity of the original car [ __ ] light and call it a day what if here's the thought what if Porsha or someone said you know what let's put out a minimalist car [ __ ] all this nonsense let put out a car that has no electronics at all except for the speedometer the fuel 1973 type [ __ ] where you look at those old classic gauges you get limited information [ __ ] let's assume everything's working get on the [ __ ] road and and concentrate on driving transmission they had that with the 914 right and they were that's a dog [ __ ] 40 years ago that car dog [ __ ] dare you no ugly as [ __ ] it's a terrible idea it's good to put giant slicks on and Chevy off people care no but it it I know but it's it's light it's light I'm not saying understand it's light simp dog [ __ ] car if they had done that with a 993 with a simple leather interior you know like no [ __ ] electon back in the day we had the RS America right that was dog [ __ ] compared to the European ones was the RS America in the 964 oh my God we're into geeked them ladies and gentlemen the 964 is the car before the 993 so we're talking about like late 80s you know they still all look like 911s that same shape no in Europe we get all the fun stuff we get like plastic windows we get like uh roll bars you know uh door pools yeah but you also have to pay like $11 a gallon for [ __ ] gas I just drove across Europe it was in in us do you know it's it's so weird how Porsche is so genius I mean their work is so genius the the the cars they produce are so [ __ ] masterful just amazing pieces of engineering but they'll stick with these Dopey ass ideas is like a pitbull like the dumb buttons on the [ __ ] wheel that they forever weide yeah and how about the fact that they have this incredible these two incredible cars the Cayman and the boxer and they [ __ ] them by giving them low horsepower because if they jumped them up to where the Porsche 9911 is you'd have a way better car than the 9911 and they got a real [ __ ] problem how Alex how come you haven't stuck a GT3 motor in a c that's what I'm saying well it's the best car ever I drove one once was the best car ever yeah no is with a GT3
engine who has one A guy in New York I had one o who did that awesome yeah a company called farbacher LS did it yeah you don't want to Google that name right now yeah if uh their their ex uh owner Greg LS just got sentenced to was it a was it a dude probably to death cuz he robbed a church yeah 10 years he got he robbed a church he embezzled every [ __ ] dime in that place why does it have to be him he could be our saber he could be our obi-1 his head Tech who actually built that car has his own shop in New York now wow his head Tech haul at me dude let's make something real it up let's make something real I think that would be the most ridiculous car ever it would a Cayman with a GT3 engine in it what would that weigh it would even weigh 3,000 lb it would be 3100 probably how about if you [ __ ] C it would still you'd still need to do a lot of work on the rear the suspension you know like you said Porsche likes the hamstring that came in they hamstring it with like crappy the new ones I thought the new ones they made it a lot better they really really want to defend the 911 I mean they don't aesome think think about how crazy that is you have this incredible design beautiful car and you [ __ ] it in the butt just so that you can keep your old car viable BMW does it too buddy do they with one the one Series M uh you know they that car has all of the M3 suspension [ __ ] but in a tinier car and it f so it can out handle the M3 it's cheaper than the M3 and it has an engine that if you just on the computer is could be faster than an M3 also but dial it back so I just drove this din one the D one M cuz D doesn't give a [ __ ] about the M3 I like how he said that he don't give a [ __ ] about the M3 give Steve D don't give a [ __ ] not a single [ __ ] or D oh that bitch's mama not a single [ __ ] was given on that day and so his [ __ ] has 450 horsepower and Hall's [ __ ] ass now is that that's available like right now you can go buy you get that from ding how is the the gear shifting on that did you it's manual they man see here's the thing with that car cuz the reason you you said you didn't like the new 911 Turbo cuz it doesn't come in manual I see your point however cars like the new 911 Turbo and this din thing are so [ __ ] fast right that if you have to shift it yourself it's actually hard to
keep up yeah is it faster you think than the GT3 RS that he made no but the GT3 RS that he made has longer gearing the one the uh 1 M that's what they're putting together that picture yeah there it is holy [ __ ] that looks awesome matter of fact is that our picture I don't know no it might be J that is a delicious looking car isn't that tasty I bet that's cheap as [ __ ] too you could pick up the car right now for about 55 grand and then more for the kit they hel their value pretty well I thought it was lower than that I thought for some reason I thought that was like their their entry level $35,000 car it's the top of the bottom oh I see so that's so they make an M what is the normal m that comes from BMW 330 horsepower PR [ __ ] fun yeah you can tune all the turbo cars you know the hair drives you can tune them do some computer work and you can add more boost so the 330 is that a naturally aspirated twin turbo 6 oh really that's why the other ones are so fast cuz they just Boose the hell out of them wow that must be an enormously fun car to drive it's crazy it's it's stupid stupid stupid fast I told you earlier I tried to keep like on a photo shoot with like a 3.8 RS a 4.0 RS and an R 4.1 I was following in a 1M the uh journalist that was doing the story he owns one uh and uh I mean just trying to keep up the car was going all over the road sideways and uh you know I I basically got all four tires bowled at the end of the day is it really that badass of a [ __ ] car I think that's there's there's muscle car it's like an American muscle car but European version of it what I'm looking for [ __ ] because we make everything smaller there so I don't know I don't know about that not American muscle car no it's amgs are like German muscle cars but this thing it's it's pretty nuts I need to see this it's pretty nuts I love the idea it's not a [ __ ] Porsche but it's it's small and really fast and has you know hand St it kind of looks like an accordion 3 Series right it's kind of like squish a little bit but they've they they sold only a limited number of them here in the US and they immediately started going up it's like a stubby M3 you know so now they're like 5 to8 grand over MSR RP 2 years well I think it shows this [ __ ] Trend that's going on where people this minimalist Trend where
people looking at all this [ __ ] on their computer I have a buddy who has a Tesla and you know you don't have any buttons you just talk to that [ __ ] thing you tell it with the climate you want you tell it where to go he he like used it as a Google search it has its own 3G engine 3G though which is whack 4G are they not on 4G yet oh [ __ ] 3G like cave people no LTE in that [ __ ] so like he can be in the car and go The Black Keys and then Spotify pulls up The Black Keys and the play number one boom starts playing a song I like talking to my [ __ ] car yeah I don't need to be talking to my [ __ ] car I'm the [ __ ] Michael Knight or something well that's one of the things that I really love about the M3 is it have that little dial where you can you have buttons around the dial one's your phone one's your nav and it's super easy to get to HP buttons HP buttons are key it's really easy it's a much better system than the Porsche the Porsche you know has all everything in set in perfect position for driving without a doubt they don't want any all that other ergonomics the Germans don't they didn't even give you cup holders until like 98 in the [ __ ] hour they they hide them behind like a carbon fiber piece now you know that's actually nice of them I like that I like that too it's cool BMW has it too you just press a button and it pops out your car is a good cup holder Ino I was I put my coffee in it this morning and then I was doing a pretty good clip Up Angela's Crest and the coffee see my Corvette has the worst cup holders known to man I I call it the G meter because when you turn left your beverage goes right and it just goes all over your [ __ ] floor your Corvette is an awesome piece of Machinery too pretty cool you have a Corvette that you bought when you graduated high school right and you still have it you still still drive it all time I hit 30,000 miles two weeks ago so 130 no no 30 just 30 30 30 ever yeah it's a 98 yep you just hit 30,000 miles how's that possible I we always literally there's always like [ __ ] in our house to drive I just like see it's never been a first car it's always kind of but that's amazing you bought this [ __ ] car in the 1980 you might have like one of the best 1980s Corvettes on the market it's a 98 not an 8 yeah 98 but yeah probably it's probably up there
at this point it's proba so what year did you buy did you buy it new in '98 new and '98 and all the stuff that you had done to it like the roll bar and the engine modifications that was all it was stock for like eight years and that was all done in ' 06 and I haven't done [ __ ] since wow it's a great car it's a fun car Corvettes are awesome because they just they [ __ ] work you know what I mean the interior is made of shitty plastic like yeah and when you close the door it sounds like Legos are rattling around in there you know it's not a 9911 but it's got really good balance and really good power and it just works all the time it's a lot like a fanny pack you can't give a [ __ ] what you look like you just got to accept how awesome it is to you it's awesome to me I don't give give a [ __ ] what you see there's your car right there there's your is my car oh look with my [ __ ] bipolar psycho exgirlfriend in the passenger seat Shazam boom don't give out any information that come back to kept the car good move always a good move oh yeah cars will rarely tell you what to do they [ __ ] hit you sometimes they're like I need some gas but that's about it Corvette Corvettes have gone a lot a lot better man like fanny pack of the automotive world they're good platforms to start your build you start from a Corvette take everything that GM cheaped out on which is a lot and then make that better and then you've got a really I like I like the ZR1 the best um like some of my customers have better than that no no you know what it is you you sit in the car and you're like this is a ZR1 and it has a Chevy Cobalt steering wheel yeah they fix they fixed all that but better than that was that one that you drove the uh the race car company what is it the uh oh the Avi racing the tube frame cor no the guys who make their own body it's it's a bit wider all carbon fiber oh the pratton Miller C6 RS thing yeah yeah which is a crazy idea but sort of a shark Works situation actually it's pretty pretty pretty close yeah yeah they took a great car the ZR1 and they said you know what here's what we're going to do we're going to go with a naturally aspirated engine we're going to make that [ __ ] about 600 [ __ ] horsepower like a demon I think that was
an 8 l pull it up pull it up Jamie what is the the name of the videoer C6 RS and uh is it smoking tires yeah it's on the smoking Tire I think it's [ __ ] 8 L V8 in that a gorgeous car it's a gorgeous gorgeous car and it's super duper [ __ ] exposive too right uh yeah I think it was 200 oh my god look how thin I was there sexy [ __ ] look at you I was so [ __ ] F there oh God depressing to watch this is like 5 years ago you still get there dude you're breathing okay you're still alive let's not give up out of the game don't tap out before it's too late no so this thing um yeah it's a all carbon fiber body it's like 8 in wider than a a a regular Corvette the noise yeah oh the noise it's it's so pratton Miller basically uh is the company that builds GM's Factory race cars and so they built sort of a street homologation kind of special of the race car and what what they did was they made a new body that was like a really high quality carbon fiber and a super high quality leather interior which is something that these cars were really miss yeah they lack that stuff it's hilarious though I haven't looked at this video in a while looking at it now it's [ __ ] so silly to think that that was a $200,000 car though is that what it was 200 8.2 L yeah dude I would if I haduck pocket I might go right to that why not 400 they built seven of these A friend of mine has sold four of them but that's a mean mean car man it's so beautiful yeah that's like a perfect American muscle car still got that Cobalt steering wheel that one's like colored with leather though that was leather and stitched still looking like [ __ ] I don't know like a steering wheel is like a mouse you know like for a computer why have you a shitty steering wheel why have a shitty Mouse I want a good Mouse you know it's really surprising how many people people complain about something like a steering wheel and people go what do you give a [ __ ] bro it's like my hands are literally on this the entire time I own this car well it also it gives you information about a car like you like those those uh Magnus Walker Porsches with the prototo steering wheels there's something about those old school steering wheels like you hold it on to them and you're actually driving they
don't have any filters right no filters straight there leather metal this thing but it's also like you you're looking down at that thing it gives you like yeah this a [ __ ] 1972 RS whatever the hell he calls the best you get like a 59 caddy with the [ __ ] wheel it's like a steam ship wheel you know what I mean you're like tacking well those were boats yeah isn't it interesting that they basically had nautical steering wheels and they were [ __ ] boats you should have had a [ __ ] tiller then huh were ridiculous and that was just a few decades ago few decades ago how [ __ ] cool were we in the late 50s remember when America was [ __ ] cool we weren't like the [ __ ] bags of the [ __ ] world you know what I mean everyone didn't hate us they wanted our our [ __ ] and not just like you guys hate yourselves you know now now you guys well we should our we're our country we're horrible he's got a lot of weird misconceptions about America you notic that not to like G up him you and me on Team America here this [ __ ] wacky Brit got some crazy ideas about okay I found out you guys can play pool I found out you guys can drive but listen man no you can drive dude just so every know too you don't you just got to pay attention to where that Ball's going we I try to give you some pointers dude told me plays good pool when a guy tells you play really good PO he told me he play really good I go how good do you play he goes I can play really good do said I I said I used to play well and that's what recall that I recall you saying you play really good I said I did play well sorry that's what I said yeah did play so it was past tent but I was thinking I was going to be better when we started play of this St I just knock a couple balls around the table and he's making all these judgments about me well cuz you were holding it like an you're holding the que like well we play remember when it was you first it was best of five and then it became 5 Z hey hey come on in all fairness the last game there was only one little ball left it didn't matter you were never going to get that ball get the last game there was one ball left lost little ball that ball was never going in it was going it was going I just didn't get to it you the idea of you getting to it and
then getting to the eight ball is beyond Preposterous I know dude they weren't anywhere near each other I was in no danger I was I told you man the tightness of the pocket you guys have weird like super tight pockets in the US we don't play that way well this this table really this is way tighter than a regular table regular table is a 5 in pocket that's a 4 in pocketo Dominguez who's one of the he's a big player in La like Pro Player and he's also a great table mechanic and him and his son Oscar who's another Pro Player they they put together these like an nesto cut table like a big deal like he's the he's the master when it comes to putting together those Brunswick so this guy Donnie Wessel sold it to me it's 1972 73 my first shot I don't know if you can remember that cuz it was a while ago but my first shot remember I remember it so well dude I hit it I hit it hard you say why did you hit so hard right and on a normal table it had gone in right and instead it just went and you know did that little pinball thingly [ __ ] talking about anything El that doesn't matter that's the thing the ball going or not does not matter to americ so Americans play what Americans are getting right now is like a a peak into your Madness the same Madness that led you to be this master engineer and an improver of Porsches leads you to be a crazy person if you [ __ ] miss a shot on a pool table you're talking about goddamn podcast 2 hours later well the reason why that one didn't go in is because I'm not American [ __ ] the son was in the wrong place on the horizon in the third house vaseline on my fingernails dude now you can play you're the best okay you're the best American pool player that I've played against well then you ain't played against [ __ ] because I'm [ __ ] terrible compared to like a real good pool player so you can't go running around field advantage just no you can't please you can't go running around telling people you're good at pool I wouldn't but I was doing this thing where you know like man Americans always say they're good at stuff right and then I was just testing you a little you got to debadge your M5 me I don't understand why anybody would say Americans always do this and British
people always do every British person I met has been at least partially unique and individual in their own personality traits the way they behave so when someone starts saying every American does this I that is a poorly thought out idea my friend I thought well I wanted to see if it was furniture or the real deal and I found out it was the real deal the real deal I found out it was the real deal 4 In Pockets bro yeah bro 4in Pockets bro well yeah that's going to be a me I just met my first actually like dumb English person we were just in the UK no well I've never I don't I don't our education syst a ton of I don't spend a ton of time in the UK but the English accent makes you sound smarter than you are even if you're not that smart we were just in the UK and a a waiter had trouble counting the number of people at our table there were there were five oh my God that's a tough one that's a tough one and despite the accent I was like huh you're [ __ ] stupid aren't you what part of the UK was that take from the top where were we one we've got oneing was it so dude there's this place called where they build McLaren build McLaren maybe they worked them too much and the guy was tired it all on the field you know how you get so tired you can't even remember your own name like what's your name sir uh Matt Matt Farah you know like you get your is Clive you can't remember how to how to count to five trama could have been a boxer when he was young right catch up to him you explained this particular englishman's stupidity possibly just trying to give him the the outs the hands up you can play P he still going back [ __ ] thing Alex Ross and weed don't mix together so smoothly this is something we found out today some people you give it to them and it releases something inside of them that they should keep in they should keep it collected should die of g a who that's a badass car though you make sir you make a [ __ ] there's a photo of it right there no more photos there fella no um so you've been in this car making business for like how long now since uh basically 05 05 and before that I thought this was hilarious you uh you used to be in the Video Game World you were actually on screen savers yeah
I was I had had segments on there I used to love that show that show is great Leo leaport Leo laort and Pat Norton yeah great show I used to love that I was a total Uber geek you know I used to build my own PCS that was the show of the first hot nerds too right they had those hot girls yeah they did they all went on to do how long ago was this am I too young yeah you w born yeah it was probably like the early 2000s right late '90s early late on TV yeah it was on it was on real TV tech show on TV it was the only one of its kind it was it was kind of like the Top Gear without the yeah it was the Top Gear of PC stuff you without the buffoonery that's what you're going to say [ __ ] all over Jeremy Clarkson right here on this podcast your fellow Englishman I know what you're doing you're about to go down well I he doesn't like Porsches and he just says it all the time so it's hard to see eye eye with character don't you think he's at least partially a character he drove a 9911 turbo and compared it to the 45 not the 458 the 430 remember yeah and he loved it he he did he was ranting and raving about how fantastic it is he smoked the 430 if I remember properly and but he was just talking about how he also crashed two gt3s he has but he left the shots in that was cool edit out of the film he but then he blamed the car like I blame car well you know he was saying what he does let me tell you something you you are not one to to to to judge someone else for making excuses right now never made an excuse in your life have you I want to hear your excuse for not making any excuses Catholic boarding school okay that's my that's where I go with that it was In fairness he crashed Porsches and made fun of himself when he did it he said cuz these cars I don't like these cars cuz they don't tolerate fools and I am a fool a good line it's true I mean he drives like a [ __ ] Maniac like that's half of the fun of him is you know that he's this kind of unhinged dude who drives like a Mania last season he shat on a BMW because he spun it in like a straight line like it was raining and he just spun the car and just and his conclusion was that the car the thing is though his kind of car is different than like what I would like his kind of car is indeed one that makes smoke everywhere goes sideways that's
why he likes all the big amgs and that's fun I kind of like traction and getting in the Rhythm and you know driving through Canyons so that's why I like Porsches yeah you know I think a car that makes unnecessary burnouts is a kind of stupid car fun like a Shelby they're fun cars but they're kind of stupid like that's kind of that's [ __ ] [ __ ] like you're not in control of it the whole thing is you're in control of something you're not in control of you're kind of in control of it but it's going sideways it's like bull riding with one of those cars you know you know like the how I got into the the car thing too I mean I took a 996 turbo you know and I went drag racing with it that talk about stupid right an English guy going to a drag strip what difference does it make if you're English Iranian polish okay English guys don't drag race we go around we go around you know tracks stuff a bunch of Englishmen are going to be [ __ ] knocking on your Twitter door I've been drag racing since before you daddy's dick a friend of mine's got a 69 Charger in England he drag races got a parachute on [ __ ] yeah so there you go son talking nonsense again all this [ __ ] English people don't do this [ __ ] selling your own Countryman down a river calling Jeremy Clarkson a scoundrel or some such he just doesn't like Porsches PO he always he's a funny guy man he doesn't need to like Porsches there's probably a lot of music he likes that I think is dog [ __ ] right we don't need to like the same goddamn thing he's you know what he's he's like Furniture in a way he's just being around you sit on it you use it and you appreciate it let's be real about what's going on here you're a Porsche Fanboy it's okay I am I am but but I'm wearing a Honda shirt you are it's okay to be a Porsche Fanboy it's okay espe if as long as yeah they do make good cars they make the best cars I think they make the best cars they make the most satisfy you know what I wish they wouldn't do is make four-door cars and sedans and son you're talking out of your nonsense hole because you need to get a hold of one of those panamas and stomp that [ __ ] thing on the highway I I launched stomp that [ __ ] the highway and watch time Bend in front of your eyes where you're driving a [ __ ] sedan you're in
some Co executive chair with plush leather and you're violating time paname turbos are new ones are nice they're they make all kinds of good noises now oh it's only $190,000 I drove one 227 oh God long wheelbase Turbo S with Ceramics and the full interior like rear we were we were going to get one to do development on right like uh when before it came out we put in an order what could you possibly do to that thing uh you can you can add software you can add exhaust cuz it's a turbocharged car right so you we we add about 100 horsepower to those cars us oh my God they can make like 700 out of those things but I totaled up the bill you know for the build sheet you know cuz I wanted Ceramics to go have that those are like carbon ceramic brakes for geeks you know they they don't create any dust and they don't heat up they're great brakes they feel like the best breaks ever they last mostly forever except if you go to the racetrack but anyway yeah the bill was like 190k yeah like wow 190k over for four-door car wow you know and you know how those four-door cars are you know you you uh you buy them and then two three years later I mean they're worth like nothing you can't get rid of 2010 paname turbo is going for now can you get them for like 70 grand yet around yeah you almost my dad had a Cay turbo which I know you you've got yeah and he that was like 108 new in 05 and he sold it for 28 in 09 that's insane the dealer offered him 20 even on trade yep I remember there was one that one of my customer my one of my customers has had like eight um different cayen cuz he's had 911 turbos but he also has cayenne and one of them was the the Cayenne Turbo S and it did it stickered up to like 160 something you know Ceramics everything Arrow kit Ceramics yeah Ceramics one of the things that I like about American cars is the there's a disaster going on right now with American cars there was a long period of just [ __ ] terrible ideas and shitty design and [ __ ] build quality but at least there's a series of cars that have stuck with a manual transmission only the Shelby GT500 the Viper you can't get a [ __ ] automatic transmission imagine an automatic Viper I mean you can still
still get manual Corvettes too they'll make they that you you can start getting the double clutch Corvette which I think is no it's not a double clutch it's an auto oh it's still Auto converter Auto I thought the new one was a double clutch I thought the first T converter the one that you drove no Chris Harris drove one and a 911 that was an auto that was an auto [ __ ] auto [ __ ] that's such that auto sucks too but you can get it and stick like you can get it as long as you can get it it's fine the but the new ones apparently you've driven it a jump up huge jump the new Corvettes the new Corvett are great yeah really well there the one ey drove had like the performance pack on it the Magnetic Ride the shocks you know the shocks GM has the the coolest shocks in the world they're so cool that Ferrari licenses the design saw that so it's called uh it's called um um Magnetic Ride Control sorry so the shocks have a magnetic fluid in the shock as opposed to a hydraulic fluid or whatever that they normally use and they can do they send different levels of current through there to make it soft or firm and and variable wow right and Ferrari uses them on the 59 uh the the F12 the 458 all the the Ferraris use them yeah they had that cool they had that cool advert where they had a Cadillac CTSV going around a racetrack and it was following uh a Ferrari I was I thought that was pretty cool how they kind of work together and they actually advertised a Ferrari and a Cadillac together was part of the licensing yeah but you know that was another cool move by uh GM when they put out the Z28 or the Z6 the Z28 also only standard right they don't have a dou no manual the new Z28 as that's think about that the Viper GT500 the the the Corvette Z6 and the uh the Corvette ZR1 all only manual yep at least they held on to that hat hats off to that but actually the new so the new Z28 I'm not a Camaro guy I didn't grow up with any Camaros or anything we didn't have them but the new Z28 people should check out if they're into like fund set of track cars because even guys that have gt3s now that can't drive them the new one nobody can drive those Porsche called them and said to all 756 are the ones delivered park your car we're coming to get you know we're coming to get it we're going to replace your engine
there's a problem a lot of those guys dude it's gotten worse a lot of those guys are you know basically going and buying z28s so to go from a so they gave their car back yeah the z28s are Harris just got one UK drove it nice I went to I flew all way to New York to drive it from LA and it was raining at the track and they wouldn't let me drive it I had flown across country and they go no and I go like you know come on and they're like they they they said it was worthless in the wet but you know what they you know what people have said though they itless in the wet too yeah well no but they they immediately cuz the new GT3 is you know basically it's pdk and then they go back into a Z28 and they're just having fun cuz it's manual a manual trans yeah yeah it's better like you said it's more fun be driving soon you're not going to be allowed to do anything just you'll just be sitting in there reading your newspaper that was an episode of Jerry Clark Jer Clarkson when he was driving the uh Z6 or what he was driving the ZR1 are you listening Ferrari you know like just a regular manual transmission why don't you make one of those a Ferrari with a manual gearbox is so fun it's so dark that they're canceling all that stuff it's it's the customer's fault the C when they started offering paddles instead of a stick the the take rate was like 95% for you know what I think it is man it's a it's another example of the [ __ ] taking over the Earth yeah yeah it's like these rich people all of them have terrible taste they all do you know it's like what's going on here it's the people that are becoming really rich La the [ __ ] worse manone put rims on their [ __ ] they buy a [ __ ] $300,000 Ferrari and they put [ __ ] rims on it those rims are so gross too like the 22 in rims where they're like like wagon wheels customs and platinum Motorsport garbage you obviously haven't visited Oakland then have you I've been visited Oakland sure so see oh that's where that's where you get some really good good rides good FL dude didn't have them but no but I live in New York right and Latrell sprew well lived right up the street from my parents and remember back in the day the Spinners spr well bought the company that made that made those and they were called spre Wells for like 10 years nice
remember everyone used to call Spinners fre Wells back no that was probably only probably cuz I was in New York and fre well played for the [ __ ] Knicks that's probably you were probably video gaming anyway yeah Spinners was crazy I remember I just I never heard that calling him that I just heard Spinners opposite stairs no the floaters remember the floaters well floaters I think I called them stairs the opposite cuz the car would drive but the rim would yeah yeah I remember that that those were pretty cool right yeah people gave up on that [ __ ] quick yeah high maintenance rims yeah well it's also like anytime you hit a pothole there was no padding you know you would blow out tires left and right I don't know man but in Porsche's defense you know the other reason they went to pdk and got rid of the sixspeed was a lot of people can't drive the car properly and what happens is when you take the control away from people and the ability to do something wrong like misshift or money shift as you call it you know and blow up your engine and then some you know somebody goes back with their car says oh I want you to warranty it and fix it and they're like d let's Nerf the world Alex Ross sorry people can't handle it let's Nerf the world they can't get a manual transmission my grandfather drove a [ __ ] three on the column three on the tree they used to have some crazy gearboxes back in the day three on the tree no like the like there I just read a manual of how to drive a Model T there's nothing like what you think it would be what was it like there's like there's a a pedal but it's just you're yeah you're just going you put it in gear and there's there's no you're roll thing just go okay so it's one gear it's two gears two gears yeah just does it shift itself or do you sh no no you no now is there a clutch uh yes there's a clutch but there's also like you have to adjust the the spark advance and like the ignition timing while you're driving oh yeah W oh yeah there's all kind stuff going on okay okay like how many different various functions that don't exist oh there's a chart that is right yeah where's the chart uh keep keeps scrolling this is the instructions of how to drive Model T but there's a chart that shows all the different positions of the spark Advanced levers keep going
oh my God and it's a huge it's a huge undertaking to drive a ble T wow like so pretty much it would have been easier to fly a plane instead of this I don't know where theart time yeah there's so many diagrams and [ __ ] look uh look up like a Model T uh a spark advaned chart or something I don't know it's it's crazy the the amount of things that people had to do to drive a car just to get a a car to [ __ ] move that's so crazy so how many different things you're saying adjust the what so there they had like a centrifugal type clutch so there was no accelerator pedal there there it is look these are all the different so there's two levers and these are all the different possible positions and there are nine my God possible combinations of positions for depending on how fast you want to go so that lever on the right I believe is your actually your throttle there's no gas pedal that that lever is your throttle so you just set that and it's like cruise control all the time and then you have high gear and low gear it's like a crank start yeah see the left lever is spark advance so look at this for a speed of 10 mph on high gear leaves spark Advance five notches open gas two or three notches holy [ __ ] so that's what you do to maintain 10 miles an hour you know know how many people complain when this went away well you don't even adjust your Spar I don't even feel like I'm driving the car anymore that's exactly what it is I don't even start my engine with a flint you kids and your key ignitions they're out there with a [ __ ] rock and a file trying to start the car Tink Tink Tink vro you ever see Leno in his steam cars you got to light a boiler 45 minutes before you go does he really oh my God that's insane he has to heat up like a [ __ ] keg of water Leno has probably the dopest like ever it's crazy he's got like a warehouse filled Warehouse like seven you mean seven warehouses and he has like over two it's two airplane hangers imagine if you found out that Lena was just selling Coke the entire time how else is he getting this money I mean this is too much money it doesn't even make sense it would be he he says that he never uh he doesn't spend his Tonight Show money he only Spends His standup money yeah which is insane so he's just sitting on stockpiles of Tonight Show
cash unbelievable cop I can't even imagine how much money is that's the case because he was the host of The Tonight Show for what decades I mean his car collection is $100 million well just yeah a100 million million what his car collection's worth yeah and he also has like 220 laen car collection is worth $500 million if you want to feel really sick what yeah how's that possible Ralph Lauren has 65 cars worth $500 million do the math on that [ __ ] that's the craziest thing average value of like eight something all those like old dog [ __ ] mercedesz are they're like he has one of every Ferrari that won Lama for like 10 oh he's one of those [ __ ] those cars are old as [ __ ] and almost useless that's what I think he does he does Drive $7 million for Steve McQueen's car well you're a [ __ ] idiot cuz Steve wouldn't drive it if he was alive today okay if he's alive today he'd go to shark Works get himself a [ __ ] real car you think Steve McQueen would have one of those dog [ __ ] old James Dean kill [ __ ] box yeah because that's all that available back then duh Ste M was alive today he'd be driving a [ __ ] Cayenne look at those tires man look at those tires he beat a p turbo on rims he beat a pameo turbo 26 in he'd have spinners colorcoded to match the car's interior they spinning yeah he'd be [ __ ] oh would Steve McQueen have gone for the painted key option he would have gone for the M these are Ralph's cars look at that so that's 50 million what that is a for it then I'd sell it for 20 and be done with it there's there's three of those in the world well let's blow it up make it it's like a goddamn dodo bird around if I found a d doto bird today if there was only one left I'd hit it with a [ __ ] rock you wouldn't drop 50 mil on that just re extinct that there was a doto bird [ __ ] this the last remain I choke it to death in the bathroom and then I would make a story up the car Tred flush it down the toilet I just drowned that [ __ ] oh there's some there's see each of those that g bottom right McLaren F1 that's that's my favorite cars are insane and Mclaren has a new insane C that's like 1 point something million dollar yeah so they have the regular like I found out about this because I was telling people that
like the the McLaren that's like the more common one I it doesn't sound very good mp42 yeah it's a turbocharged car yeah so you know those turbos they block a lot of the sound they act like Muffler you know so aspirated cars are always going to be more loud I was telling someone he goes what are you talking about he sends me this video this thing sounds amazing I was like that is not the same [ __ ] car turns out it's a car that's 10 times more expensive oh was it a McLaren F1 it was the new one yeah yeah yeah the P1 yeah the P1 and the P1 shoots fire fire like on gas fire yeah it's so good that Chris Harris said it's a step up above the Porsche 918 which is like the greatest car in the world has ever known up until a week ago Harris said that the 918 is amazing but the the P1 is like an alien just dropped a car on Earth and this is it you know what I mean I can't yeah I I wasn't overly impressed with that 918 I mean as far as technology it looks and and does all that stuff really well but honestly I go back to the manual thing I've driven cgts and that's what I would take that thing is amazing that thing is connected you know what I think I think that automotive technology has reached a sufficient limit like with what is exist today where we can have these wacky [ __ ] future million doll cars for Russian oligarchs you can have these nutty cars that you and I will never be able to afford but really like there needs to be some sort of a balance between like the GT type supercomputer unbelievably cool cars and a visceral car like a car that you feel the engine like a GT3 type experience or you know something more raw because if they just keep they keep over engineering to the point where you're just gonna completely lose the pleasure from driving like take take and the problem is a lot of the time the limiting factor is to the tires and the driver but I think don't you think that the way techn driver out of the equation right you take the driver out of the equation if if the shifting is done for you right that's what I'm saying well you take some of it but what what I'm trying to say is I think that where the technology has reached right now they can make amazing super competent cars that just 5 10 years ago would be Ferrar superar level and they
can make them where you feel everything you know they can have incredible performance that's thrilling breaking that's fantastic handling that's spectacular but make it so you could feel it yeah it's not going to be as fast around a track as a [ __ ] GTR from 2015 but it's probably going to be more than fast enough for you like what the [ __ ] are you doing exactly you need 600 [ __ ] horsepower you're arguing you know like going going to the NSX you know when you were driving that right I mean it didn't it didn't even have 300 horsepower but it it you know it had a good amount of power and then you're thinking like now you're driving you know in gt3s that have over 500 horsepower and then there's you know yeah like 991 turbos s's that have you know even more than that well that was with Chris Chris Harris had done with that little rally car that he had made he had taken a car and made it really really light it was only 2,000 lb and he put a 320 plus horsepower engine in it that's a rocket oh my goodness well we also you know you talk about there if you want something that's raw we have [ __ ] on the other end of the spectrum too you've got stuff like the aerial atom you've got the the the Morgan three-wheelers which are hilarious fun not really right what man I tried one of those I yeah I drove [ __ ] yeah I was like this is a little beer can with [ __ ] Wheels attached to it just felt like you don't want to drive one in La nobody with money wants one yeah why is that because they don't feel expensive they feel [ __ ] cheap light is great but most people don't want to pay extra for it like we just had a Viper right we had you know Viper is the kind of thing that I would would want to be driving right because it's [ __ ] loud it's got a huge motor it's it's stick you know and it's and there's a lot of technology in there carbon fiber and it's got a a ton of horsepower and stuff but they charge you for it where so the Viper was like $140,000 whereas the the Carrera S the new one when they charge you that much money you've got like it a porsa feels more technologically advanced you know what I mean yeah but Porsche's got it right when uh what they do is they do this reverse thing where it's like I want I don't want to have a radio they yeah I
don't want to have a sunroof I don't want to have this and they're like no problem there's more money yeah yeah yeah they do they do charge you more for less but we've we've got some really lightweight crazy pierc stuff that you can buy that you would never be able to buy years ago like what aiel Adam have you seen the BAC Mono looks like a 4 One car you drive on the street really what's it called the BAC Mono pull that [ __ ] up Jamie it's uh it's really nut looks like a insect it's Ariel Adam is a ridiculous car yeah there's a lot of ways to die in one of them things it seems like it yeah there are seems like anytime you're wearing a helmet and you're in a car wait wait wait wait wait what's with the helmet man what are you doing you're on the street you're wearing helmet you get you take [ __ ] to the [ __ ] face that thing that's the B mono that is so ridiculous it's it's a single seater oh my God which I think is kind of stupid because why you spend all this money on this car you can't give anyone a [ __ ] ride yeah but that's good that way you can't give anyone a ride and get sued yeah there's a pro and a con I'm a glass half full kind of a guy I see that I go I see no one wooching it ride off of me plus there's no room for bottles and and [ __ ] wrappers to accumulate you know it's like you got to keep that [ __ ] clean you're forced to you're not going to sit on your own garbage so you're not going to you're not going to go fast food Lanes you're not going to listen to the radio you got no radio [ __ ] imagine a hoarder with a mono and it's like there's nowhere to put but like there's just trash stun newspaper Stu that car looks so ridiculous pull that picture up again Jimmy it looks unbelievable like I I can imagine see this is a street legal car in America yeah so anybody could just go out buy one of these and you could just see them driving down to p i i see the guy who has one of these see him in the canyons on no way and what does one of those go for I think it's around 100 Grand no I think it's I think it's quite a bit more yeah now how quick would you die if you got hit in one of those things instantly very very quick is there any protection at all or does it kill you just to give you Mercy a carbon monoc right instead of uh having airbags it has spikes that come out of
the dashboard and shoot right through your [ __ ] brain I think it is don't hold there look there it is there's the chassis yeah can you enlarge that picture forbidden it's forbidden it's forbidden they don't want you see they want you to see it there's nothing there [ __ ] yeah it's a it looks like a it's a tube frame yeah you would die very very quickly if you were in an accident you [ __ ] not me bro walk away from that like nothing I got a different different set of rules you're Immortal obviously I just know how to get away I roll with punches you know I've been around the block bro I grew up in New York yeah you know those [ __ ] guys pretend like listen don't worry about me I grew up in New York like what do do you have like a different nose structure they're from face with a pipe you're going to feel the same [ __ ] is a guy from Cleveland you [ __ ] [ __ ] are you saying Ariel Adam put your helmet on put your [ __ ] superhero you can buy yeah if you don't have like an actual you know death wish is that like someone's Grandma sitting in that car oh it's a kid uh there's uh stuff baby is that a baby in that lady's arm it's a dog it's a dog oh Christ there's a uh kind that's what kind of an [ __ ] drives a car like that kind of guy who's dating a chick who brings your [ __ ] dog everywhere you have you seen a noble before they're not built so well are [Music] they yeah it's very kit carish it's sort of they try really hard though isn't that one of those things where you bring it somewhere and they have to put the engine in yeah kind of how's that work like you buy the car bu the and you buy the engine do you buy the engine from them too yeah couldn't you be like listen [ __ ] I'll say I did it but can't you do it they have a guy here as long as they do it in this country you don't do it like they said they ship it into the US separately and then do what they would call a final assembly no but that's to get away from something right what is it to get away from it's to get around airbag standards so they don't have airbags what the [ __ ] kind of car piece of [ __ ] is that you want a [ __ ] lightwe car the airbag saved his life
they did want you want a raw so buy a [ __ ] Porsche if you want this thing yeah yeah that's the noble m600 yeah that's that doesn't have any airbags no hm well remember or it might have first generation it doesn't have Smart airbags but you saw you know like on Top Gear I mean they they test stuff obviously they test stuff the way they do but you saw that thing didn't even lost the test they had to like did you see that episode it it broke on top it broke on Top Gear that's not good well a lot of cars break on to that is true no but not not like that like what the Zenvo no the Zenvo was oh that was crazy yeah they implied that the Tesla Roadster ran out of battery it it didn't actually run out of battery it had some kind of issue like with I might have been the brakes or it had some kind of issue they had to push it uhuh so they got someone got get a shot get a shot of them pushing it they they got a a shot of them pushing it and then they did a voice over implying that it had run out of battery when actually it was being pushed for a completely unrelated reason how douchy the judge sided with Top Gear actually really yeah the judge sided with topar as creative license just to make a funny show as as they said that it wasn't slanderous because it wasn't you know beyond the the realm of possibility the Zeno guys actually ended up suing them though well their car caught on fire their super car caught on fire on Top Gear and that was like the replacement car for the replacement yeah so it was not it didn't go down too well so wait a minute they had a car that caught on fire it broke so it was a car from first one first one broke and then the second one caught on fire yep and they blame Top Gear is that what happened well they they said they well yeah they sued him for liable because they were basically saying they sh over the car yeah they just how could you not it was they should it's a piece of [ __ ] it's a lawsuit but send me a car and one of them breaks the other one catches on fire that's not a good way to go to [ __ ] warn the troops well then they eventually got a got it working and and it had to do a lap around the track you know they do the the laps but it was wet and this car's got a th000 horsepower so it was like slower than like a Ford
F [ __ ] sliding all over the place you know what it was it's just I think and you know we probably could be guilty of doing this too but when you work on something for you know 2 three years you're in your own cave and you just forget what the rest of the world is really like and you just start believing your own crap you know sure certainly people are no one's perfect that can definitely happen that car is definitely a piece of [ __ ] I just think for sure I listen to you my friend it is a [ __ ] you know you one of the ST1 you're one of the main reasons uh that I I stopped that process of building that uh old Porsche the old Porsche yeah Shelby too well you were talking to me about it yeah you were you were saying don't kill yourself and uh get a 73 and then I was like well everybody says that like you drive one of those things that it's just incred he's like not really it's like U people like to say that but not really just you it's kind of cool for a while but you're going to get tired of it there's this is the C the Zenvo that that caught on fire that looks pretty badass though it kind of does this looks like what an NSX from 2015 should look like yep right it's a goodl looking car to their credit NSX make a car like that and put a [ __ ] stick shift in it [ __ ] yeah if they just do that if they made the new NSX but it's going to be four-wheel drive too which is which is like so anti n sex it's crazy it's just a badge at this point someone would make a really minimalist car just cut out all [ __ ] no navigation radio but from a real manufacturer that has like that builds real things radio that's what the GT3 RS it is kind of that it has a little okay it has AC although you can order it without if you want to be that stupid but it certainly is actually does anyone get the cars without AC there were there were a couple of people I'm not going to name names I'm not going to name it smell their owns me people want everybody to smell them need a reason like come on in California stinky fetish oh that was Matt Farrah's voice not Joe Rogan's or Alex Rock no down the river sail I love all people Everyone no did I just dive under the Persian bus is that what happen they're not going to care there are which way you drive comfortable friendly very very
they go back to their Mercedes with gold old Badges and who's [ __ ] who's more successful cuz you're going the way I'm going with this man who's more successful in America what Persians are super successful they are they're good negotiators are they uh they try they [ __ ] try every do they some folks love that they love to barter I'm not really a barter I'm not that [ __ ] at all [ __ ] it just I'll pay you full price [ __ ] fair price can we just get out of here cost extra $2 oh no how do you how do you if there's a price on there already how do you do that some people just do you tell them hey bro this this is no good this price come on bro I give you better price this [ __ ] $2,000 for this TV bro this is not a $2,000 TV bro it's a good TV bro it's not 2,000 you know I know Samsung okay I know there's a dude who I went to school with his uncle is Samsung all right [ __ ] and I can call Sam right now and give me the [ __ ] Straight Dope on this shitbox TV you got this is last Years bro this is last year you're going to have to get rid of this soon right come on bro this is a $2,000 your good guys Voice or Circuit City right yeah that's my uh Slavic Hustler voice hopefully we don't get to the point where you need that one it's possible you know I feel like you could be like a like a Slavic guy in a guy Richie movie I would love that I would love that I'd be so happy [ __ ] you know that guy Nick there's a guy named Nick Moran who's in log stock he plays Nick and I happen to find myself at a bar and I sat down next to this guy holy [ __ ] anyone ever tell you like the guy from [ __ ] lockstock and it was him that's hilarious that a great [ __ ] that was great dude whatever you you you know no big deal he took a chance what are the odds I was the only guy right there at that bar that asked him if he was the guy from locko what are the odds lad what are the odds nothing wrong with asking that question that guy guy Richie had some [ __ ] banging movies though yeah did he had a run what happened Madonna Madonna sucked his soul out of his dick that's how she got younger in that relationship she lost about 5 years of age she right out of his [ __ ] all his creativity in the middle of the night she Mount him like a [ __ ] demon just
like like little claws clinging holding him in place [ __ ] milking him sucking his [ __ ] soul right out of his dick he'll recover but it's going to take a few years they'll come out with some new snatch you know snatch too yeah they call it snatch too roer's just Madonna's face yeah just Madonna bending over to pick up her toothbrush that snatch two who's dead who died in snatch snatch the old Diamond guy right isn't he dead yeah no uh wait which [ __ ] the old Jewish Diamond guy did die he died Dennis finina Dennis finina who's [ __ ] awesome yeah don't go to London he died in real life too right yeah in fact I think he lived in the movie and died in real life a that guy was great yeah that he was cousin Avy no cousin Avy was the other guy the English guy that he was yeah he he what a great [ __ ] movie that was lock lock great and snatch was great both of them are [ __ ] great I likeed lockstock better though that was the original and actually what they said was snatch was sort of watered down it was like the the the rehash of it so that you guys didn't need subtitles well he had another you it's always this you guys [ __ ] again you come my country brings you in we you we let you under our nuclear umbrella what do you do you [ __ ] all over us you talk [ __ ] about our pool playing abilities how we like to brag on what we can do and it's never really true we're too stupid to understand the German cars they give us a water down version what the [ __ ] bro what the [ __ ] I got two words for You Toby Keith okay Toby [ __ ] cute that's what America makes should have been a cowboy I admitted I see the 911 song guy too yeah dude I admitted the uh yeah no I told you yuck [ __ ] [Laughter] 911 oh the look in your the look in your face what you were saying yuck it was just such a perfect look and a perfect yuck was that the guy with the 911 song yuck oh that was funny what would you do oh no I tell you what I wouldn't do I wouldn't make that [ __ ] song you need some better friends you need some friends that listen to that [ __ ] and go man Toby you might want to try from the beginning start all over
again with this one you ever think the reason you're not a famous musician is because if you came up with half the [ __ ] on the radio you'd go no this is terrible and just throw it away and never play it again no I'm not a famous musician because I have no musical Talent whatsoever you guys could teach us wrestling that's what you could do you guys could teach us wrestling you Americans man Americans you guys are good at that very good at that well you know what I don't believe in you guys first of all I don't believe in you guys in this [ __ ] country because you this this country is basically a colony of people came from somewhere else the idea that we're all the same but we came from somewhere else is pretty [ __ ] stupid and kind of you know it doesn't work that way yeah but all Australians are criminals The Immigrant people they're not anymore the immigration people refused to believe that they were immigrants at one point it's a great one it's hilarious the whole country full of immigrants won't let an immigrants we're we've had enough we've decided this is it the doors are closed the sale is over there was a great commentary on uh on immigration this dude was like a Canadian illegal immigrant and like lived in Arizona for like four years no one get a [ __ ] nobody questions him ever can tell everybody yeah I don't even have my green card they're like okay you want me to pay in cash no one gives a [ __ ] the gardeners are getting picked off [ __ ] one by one by ins though yeah it's really a racist thing it's [ __ ] hard to get into this country and get papers yeah it's hard to immigrate I had to take the test let me tell you and you're white how was the test how did it go for you score like I studied history I was it was a perfect score and you know what else there was this series on HBO at the time don't brag bro no I D dude work I'm just telling you I'm telling you I'm just telling you okay so you guys make good TV it was it was on uh what was it again with this you guys [ __ ] dude it was John Adams right you remember that you know John Adams yeah yeah it was on HBO at the time it really helped me with my test Paul gamman John Adams right that one that one yeah yeah it was good that's good [ __ ] you didn't well it was on HBO you
guys you guys are [ __ ] we do make good [ __ ] though you do you do we make good car shows what does this country look like from afar when you you're trying to talk about not not the the visual look but like when you're talking about how how crazy this country is like as someone who grew up in Britain when you look when you come over here and you see you know when you're looking at America from Britain like what is your impression of it does it seem as ridiculous as it does once you're here or does it seem more ridiculous because you're over there in England so I'll tell you the I'll tell you the honest honest truth right I went to the like pretty much the best school in in England you know the princes and the Royal Family there yeah out there too Westminster remember I said 106 it was built in 1066 someone is I just eaten son dude I just took the plums out of my mouth as soon as I came here cuz nobody understood the damn thing I said I couldn't even order McDonald's here cuz you were too porh pretty much yeah pretty much they don't know what A Royale with cheese is on this side no that's a different country that's a different nebor that's Europe that that uh you know look you know small small little island you know you come over here here and you really can do all this crazy [ __ ] here that I could never have done like this tuning stuff with Porsches or overclocking PCS being a DOT person you know internet celebrity I could never have done that in England you know why cuz we're just behind there and everyone's like is that still the case though dude you just get pigeon H holded and you have to have parents or friends or know somebody I mean I literally you know I met some really cool people and I just said hey let's just start [ __ ] around with Porsches I mean you mean once you came to America yeah what I was trying to get at was like what is it what's the opinion of America when you're living over in England does it look like when you see people were invading Afghanistan [ __ ] blowing up Iraq and sending missiles into Pakistan from robots that fly in the sky sucking up all the oil tell that stuff didn't bug us at all really you're [ __ ] awesome neighbors no it didn't craziest
[ __ ] what really [ __ ] pissed us off this guy serious let him talk okay is when you come into our pubs with your shitty rain jacket you know talking all Amer is this we again what the [ __ ] Matt Farah we I don't own a single North Face I know nothing over here with this [ __ ] none that [ __ ] yeah so you know don't be surprised when you know you get beaten up Barber when I'm in the UK wait a minute wait a minute wait don't be surprised when we get beaten up I'm always surprised when I get beaten up okay all right you're getting beaten up so often that you're not surprised I'd be like God damn man you got to [ __ ] up different places you got to talk to people nicer you're just [ __ ] getting beaten up left and right it's not surprising you're [ __ ] making some critical errors basically everywhere you go I'm I'm [ __ ] constantly shocked when I'm beating up every time it's ever happened I'm be like what the [ __ ] did I do this led to this let's break this all down never repeat this problem again he's like well they were wearing the wrong jacket so we had a cone of them and be them up for the queen okay you m you got wrong colors it's like the North Face Inquisition and you was born on the wrong patch of dirt we signed the Patagonia Charter in 2014 knuckle sandwich coming your way mate it's like V for Vendetta against all weather gear okay you know what we do like what you afraid of a little water mate afraid of getting your neck wet we cool down your redneck no you know what movie you need to see is sexy beast that's what you need to watch I've seen that movie how do you know what the [ __ ] I've you said telling me what movie I need to see maybe I saw that movie twice you people don't see sex you people don't even know how to make a good proper movie like I'll tell you something else you can't hear Jimmy I can't hear Jimmy Seville Jimmy why what was up with that how' you guys let that guy bang all those kids that guy was a freaking creep I don't know is that our Jerry sanduski or yeah he's way worse D what it is okay when you when you work for the BBC like I said you work for the BBC that long he was just like a you know a piece of furniture and nobody would say anything or do anything and actually I don't know
how he could say way worse cuz I read chuski probably bet probably is probably how many people theyed he's okay he's way worse I mean you know he was basically dealing with handicapped kids yeah you know that's like kids that were you know six to 10 years old that's and was he a newscaster or something no he would he was like a you know make your Wish Foundation over here oh yeah that's him yeah dude [ __ ] off no dude I can tell you one picture that guy touches kids that's him when he was young if you look at him Jesus um look at him later on maybe oh man when he got all his white hair that was the creepiest looking guy I've seen in a while that's you know what else is a good guy there you go there you go that's that's more like it that's how I remember him growing up watching TV I remember him so he would make your wish come true so if you wanted to meet an athlete or you wanted to meet a race car driver you know you would write you would write him a letter right you'd say dear Jimmy um I'm I'm a poor kid in Middlesboro which is a place in England and uh I always wanted to meet James Hunt okay he would make that happen fix it that that was his letter Jim will fix it Jim will fix it we had um uh Lou THU on the podcast the documentarian from England fantastic guy have you ever seen his documentaries no maybe or maybe I have I don't I don't think so he followed that guy he hung out with that guy for days and interviewed him several several times and then got to the point of relationships and girlfriends and you know it was really creepy because he was basically saying like one a single one like no never you know like never never had a girlfriend have friends that are girls you know I mean and he was just sort of skirting around the issue and he's sitting there with a cigar his legs yeah he always smoked cigars that's right his legs crossed in that strange pray mantis position that older dudes that have had like a lot of atrophy of their thigh muscles feel super comfortable bending their legs in that way you know and he's there with his little foot dangling and he's talking about he's never had like one girl it's always just counting down the minutes until you can touch another kid just sweat he's like you know how you get
meat sweats after you like eat it Roots Chris he's getting meat sweats thinking about kids just waiting for this [ __ ] he's got a million kids on his phone guy leaves the door like blows open and a wave S one giant mass text to every kid in his phone what was weird though like at the time you would see him right you would see him he would get all physical with the kids and stuff he would like you would see him you know hugging them and and like nobody raised a question or put them on his lap yeah on his lap and everything you people are [ __ ] up I did I agree that was messed up what happened was the guy had become according to Louis through the guy had become a huge celebrity and was almost Untouchable because he was so loved and he had all these charitable organizations and that's the same way sanduski hid his pedophilia was through charitable organizations they would do Charities for kids that didn't have families kids who were injured kids who were sick kids who had no one to talk to Michael Jackson was the same thing Michael Jackson would work with a lot of kids that had terminal illnesses you know like which is the darkest [ __ ] ever you know because you know that he was praying those kids didn't recover no when you say in the back of his head he was like please die please die with your secrets you know Billy doesn't want to talk to you right now but he's talking crazy he's talking about werewolves fairies I think he's just making [ __ ] up go ahead talk to him he must be at the end he's not Lucid I don't know he's making things up and I don't understand I was in the room with him the whole time there was no fairies yeah well okay so it's not a good idea to have you know your teenage kid hang around with a grown dude basically no well it depends on the grown dude I mean look there's a lot of guys if it's a grown dude who doesn't like to touch kids dicks exactly that's a good filter yeah I mean look start there work backwards when I was uh 19 or 20 I used to take my buddy's brother who was like 13 Fishing I never [ __ ] him once no but but you were only 19 I'm talking about about like ay old he's a [ __ ] good kid and he likes to fish and I do too and you just left him hanging like that nobody just cuz I was way older than him I was you just left him seven
or eight years older than him we went fishing together I brought him home we had a great time nobody got touched you can't you can have a little friend I know how hard that is to AV hard it was very easy not fishing for have those instincts anymore not fishing for sharks yeah not fishing for Shar no we were freshwater fishing f for sharks with guns harpoons I would use everything possible to fish for sharks those fins do not make your Wang bigger they do I'm not talking about fins I'm talking about killing sharks see listen you got a thing for sharks dude and we need to talk about this on the podcast just cuz your nickname is Sharky okay what if your nickname was cocky would you be running around trying to save dicks say circumcision [ __ ] Works [ __ ] Works he standing there best portion mechanic in the world stand out there no jobs looking on the street left and right I man most maybe we need to change our phone number 1800 cars like faster than Formula 1 cars but it's got badges all over it nobody nobody wants to you know how bad the Porsche GT3 RS logos are the little stickers all over the would be even worse it' be just dick veiny just big dicks big dicks and SPO Big Orange dicks and the SPO should be going forward which doesn't even make any sense I'm cars driving for the SPO should be maybe going backwards like an exhaust to Jet the car into the proper I'm going to get you a 118 scale GT3 and hand paint [ __ ] [ __ ] works all yes yes yeah want that listen sharks suck okay I know they're necessary and when I when I say this so many people you're so [ __ ] ignorant and close mind I'll get these tweets you need to relax first of all I don't believe the [ __ ] thing I'm saying right now all right this is not I'm not in court I'm not giving an affidavit I'm not teaching the children this is what I'm saying [ __ ] sharks and I'm saying if I had a grenade and it was attached to a spear I'd stuff it right into a shark's dick and blow them right out of the water just in the chance that maybe he could bite somebody that I love how about that not really not really how about that not really I'm that's how I roll you know when it comes to the ocean the ocean can all suck my dick this is what I want to do with the ocean I want
to take parts of it and net it in and then throw in [ __ ] that can grow that I could eat later and just keep it trapped and then when I want it I scoop it up with Nets that's all I care about fish I give zero [ __ ] about fish every fish that's ever lived can go [ __ ] its mother all right I don't care touched you nothing nothing I'm on team people I'm not in did a grouper put his mouth on you this is all I have to say if you're a person okay and you have a pet fish and it dies and you cry you're a [ __ ] silly [ __ ] that fish didn't know you're alive it doesn't give a [ __ ] about you if you Dro dead in front of it it couldn't care less it couldn't possibly care less but you're like oh no it was my favorite fish man what [ __ ] fish what 5-year-olds tweeting at you about their fish yeah oh no one but I'm just anticipating I've never had a I've never even had a goldfish I had a a huge tank filled with piranhas how that end it was pretty dope I got rid of them um I heard it was illegal and I said I just won't stand for this any longer contact throw sh in tank [ __ ] get shredded yes were they red belly panas red belly or the black ones which ones what they like well I had two different kinds of piranhas I had red belly piranhas and I had these other ones that were like silver I for what they were called but they were different they looked a little different but they were all ruthless they were like largers did it ever get boring watching them shred [ __ ] no they're boring when they're not shredding [ __ ] right when they're not shutting [ __ ] they're they're just murderous statues they just sit there and they just look at you and wait and then what You' do is you'd go to the store and get a bag of goldfish that's what I would do and I'd bring dudes over the house to watch feeding popcorn I was young and single man I had my friends over i' like dude dude dude tonight's feeding time come on over and I would go get a giant B of goldfish and unleash it and at one point in time I think I don't know how many piranhas I have but it was more than one and it was a [ __ ] rampage you ever seen Piranha's mate no what I would do is I would not feed them I would not feed them for like several days oh like the bull Tech you got to you got to time it
right because if you time it wrong they eat each other okay one they'll they'll find the one who is the weakest you don't want to feed him every day but you want to feed him like every few days the key is like don't don't get him to worry about when their next meal comes just get it so that they're hungry and then you put the goldfish in and you just watch the whole water just turn red and no no no no they cut them in half they swim and just one bite and then you'll see like the tail try to swim away by itself and then and the other one will take and swallow the tail in one bite and they were just dissecting goldfish in midair just ch cutting them in half yeah they don't even hurt they don't touch each other at all right proc Oh wrong no they would leave at the end of feeding with chunks missing from their faces cuz they would bite each other's faces in the middle of these mad it was just yours maybe it was just your ones no no no are there YouTube videos of this of do people have tank cams and [ __ ] sure I'm sure people have it that's the rest of my the whole key with watching a piranha feed was just getting it hungry you know because if I fed them every day I found out that they wouldn't even feed they wouldn't even feed right away I'd pour the the goldfish in there and they'd look at them like later I'm I had a [ __ ] when I was a kid I had a turtle like so what turtle and you'd feed a goldfish those are ruthless are they was are right dude Turtles are more ruthless than pan that was P little fingers and stuff well this one one goldfish that was a feeder fish survived two [ __ ] years lived with the turtle in the tank endless rounds of other fish this one little tiny goldfish two they just were friends it was like so did your panas die or did you cry I no I got rid of the panas you got rid of him what you do when you get rid of a p i called guy what guy this a long time you like this was decades ago and far past the in another country probably what is the LA River statute limitation stat Li oh that that yeah Zoom what it is is you if you um you got to just with with an animal like that first of all the number one responsibility is make sure it doesn't get out somewhere and that's where [ __ ] have released these [ __ ]
things into other areas that's illegal in Florida like off to Hurricane Andrew all those pet stores that had pythons and all those other fish and stuff that's all like infested all of Florida you know they like to blame it on that but it's all also just white trash Florida Florida is the worst [ __ ] place on Earth it's not really America I have been there and night was I wouldn't mind letting them leave they want to I know they want to they can go it's okay they can get their [ __ ] together like any [ __ ] up uncles like I hope he finds iasa get gets into therapy does MDMA and [ __ ] pulls himself out of the ashes like the Phoenix he is but the reality is a giant percentage of Florida is filled with [ __ ] idiots there's a lot of cool people in Florida I have friends in Florida nothing WR with Florida as a whole but there God there's a lot of my parents live in Florida sister everyone goes to retire there huh yeah a lot of people love Florida there's good spots in Florida I love performing in Florida people are fun it's just it's obviously not everybody but there's a giant percentage of [ __ ] idiots there and they have those pythons they just well he got too big for the house so I figured I'd keep him out in the backyard and I was going to build a fence but I came back he was gone what do you want me to do now you got a [ __ ] 20 foot long Pine out there eating horses and [ __ ] climbing into stables and swallowing people I mean these are murderous [ __ ] heartless monsters from the environment perfect for them right so they grow and grow and they've got no nobody to no natural Predators they just yeah they go Bonkers there it's very dangerous when any you introduce an animal in Florida oh well they have python exterminators they even have contests but the problem is they can't find them like they go out looking in the Everglades and then they realize how big the [ __ ] Everglades are they've gone these python contest camouflage too so they're good at that yeah but they're not even from that area you would think that their colors wouldn't be I guess it's good enough it's good enough but I just think it's the Everglades it's just so [ __ ] dense yeah dude you're not finding [ __ ] out there and they're eating everything they're eating like three bodies out
there you're not find [ __ ] they eat alligators I know that's freaking crazy that's all you have to know there's a video of one eating a [ __ ] alligator a full video does alligator put up a fight or is it like a sleep no it's [ __ ] fighting the problem is when the more they fight the more they constrict right I mean p what they do is they grab a hold you and then you you're heaving and you're exhaling inhaling and exhaling and when you exhale bam clamps down on you and then you try to breathe again and Bam it clamps down a little and it just cuts all the air off it just game over that and the way it gets a hold of him it's like it's so ruthless here it is there's the pictures of it there's a video of it Jamie see if you can find the video it's incredible it happened in Australia these people watched it all happen so I guess it was actually a crocodile it was a python cuz Australia doesn't have alligators and crocodiles are even more dangerous CR are nasty so that's how gangster pythons are they're [ __ ] up crocodiles what a [ __ ] when one eats a shark that's when the the world will [ __ ] stop yeah well you know what's interesting though cats kill the snakes big big cats always kill SN kill the snake ones my little cat killed the [ __ ] snake ones it was badass yeah they can kill snakes they know exactly what to do they go right for the back of the head they're too [ __ ] fast look at this [ __ ] this is the battle so this this python has wrapped around a goddamn crocodile look at the girth of that freaking python that is a monster python though no joke and that's a small crocodile too that's a baby crocodile nevertheless I I say count it yeah I think they me any crocodile is a crocodile well I mean when I say little I think they said it was 4 foot okay so that could bite your hand off big enough that I'm not getting anywhere near my dick look at that oh damn look at how it's swallowing its body just expanding its mouth unhinging its jaw and then its whole body just slowly straight up head first I'm he's BJJ the crap out of that PO unbelievable it's such a [ __ ] ruthless world the World of Nature and anybody who has a pet python is an [ __ ] you're crazy you're you're keeping a monster in your house and the only reason why it's not killing you is
it because it's not big enough yet or it doesn't know that it has to or it wants to once it decides what are you going to do if it's 20 ft long what the [ __ ] are you going to do if a 20 foot long python 20 foot long pythons in their house yeah guess somewhere somewhere some [ __ ] has one guaranteed he's got some [ __ ] patio they've gotten people recently New York with tigers yeah the [ __ ] well there was a documentary The Elephant in the living room did you see it no no me neither I was hoping you saw it [ __ ] good it's about people it's about people that keep exotic pets as uh you know exotic focused guio who had allim uping releasing all theim and all these lions and [ __ ] were wandering down the street and the cops the cops had to kill them because it's a small town in Ohio like they can't like call in some Animal by then you lost track of your Lions they had to kill them on site but it's a really apparently a fascinating documentary I'm it's on my must watch list I'm going try elephant in the living room yeah elephant in the living room supposed to be pretty badass watch watch it and next week or come back I can't believe I recommended that piece of [ __ ] you ever done that recommend something sight unseen and turns out to be [ __ ] crap you know what what car um I hope getting back to cars that uh they they keep around is that Audi R8 they will that thing is a crazy they sold enough of them that they'll continue developing I I looked at that thing and I was like that thing hasn't changed almost like a 911 since the moment that they created it just had little yeah it's only yeah but still you know what though it drives a lot better than the than the V10 uh you know Lamborghinis does it really it's nicer to deal with on a daily basis too it has a gated shifter is what I was going to say you still get it with a stick it's like one of the last cars with a gated shifter what does it like shifting it just like the Ferraris just like just like the a little slower doing it that way it's well shifting it that way but you get click click click cck right right right that what I was going to say metal that metal on metal oh it's delicious like a little slower but a different kind of so it goes back to that thing like it's
not about 0 to 60 times it's about what does it do to you while you're driving so you know I mean when you're playing Gran Turismo or when you're all right sorry dude out run okay when you're playing outrun okay remember out playing out run right you put it in the in the automatic mode if you wanted to advance in the game okay that's the game with the arcade is that what you mean yeah you you talk sh 87 back okay if you want to if you want to finish the game quickly get over to the next level get the better cars yeah you you put it in automatic mode right you would so you get it's easier but you know unless you're a paid race car driver on the track are you really having that much more fun by you know just holding the steering wheel and pushing the gas pedal I have no problem with automatic transmissions I just think they should have both because there's too many people that like it the other way like there's too many people that are bemoaning the loss no no I agree it's got its place but I don't think the GT3 was the place like that was that was like the wrong place to put that trans they make a silly arent for it because there's still some cars like a Corvette ZR1 and like a Viper that have a stick that'll beat it around a track yeah there's also that weird thing that Automotive journalists do when they go listen just go with the pdk trust me like I've seen that a bunch of times pdk is better we do that I I'm guilty of that I've done that before but what is that where does that come from it was it was because Porsche's seven-speed shifter sucks oh man I'd rather have a stick than than paddles but if the shifter isn't any good there's sort of no point being honest about that I think a lot of people are not honest about the sad thing is that's like a $200 fix like in our parts is it really to make to make a shitty you know like Carrera shifter yeah like linkages and bushings and I mean so you could take one of those seven speeds and make it a good shifter yeah I haven't done the seven speeds but the six speeds before it you know like the like a Carrera S that kind of or a turbo that felt a little sloppy you know it didn't feel as good as your GT3 didn't cck Place click yeah but the um so what would you do about that then you take the shifter out you take the
console out so the seven speeds that they have now in the 991 do you think you could upgrade that yeah you can do those you can fix those too what would you have to do just take the console out take the shifter out you know there's an American company B&M you know I don't they make shifters I mean you could probably you know retrofit I think you can retrofit some of the uh some of the linkages and stuff too from the older cars $25,000 no no no but you can never you know it's too bad you couldn't fit it like uh with a sixspeed you know cuz I know I don't know why you need seven yeah I why need seven gears anyway why don't just make nine well Porsche has wind pretty high so that that seventh is really really just for a road trip right if you're going to be just get on the highway and drive for 5 hours just stick the [ __ ] thing in seventh then you'll get four or five miles a gallon better yeah I get that but still I think they really wanted to hit that 30 m a gallon number in the Carrera maybe they should have like a button overdrive you know like old school like a fo one of those foot buttons there's a little button on the side that's like a road did your Cuda have one of those yes the button the foot every every gear had an overdrive was just I didn't that was another thing I didn't want in that car I didn't want it to be an automatic and they were like it has to be an automatic like you're like why you going to have a 1970 Barracuda and automatic what color was that car silver that was another thing they argued with me about they wanted to paint it up like a Spanish hooker like I had to had to argue with them they wanted to put three different colors on it I was like wait a minute what do you want and then ghosted angels and flam Sil no it was going to be silver on the bottom and then it was going to be black and then it was going to be red silver no silver red and then black black on the hood like the old AR hoods cuz chip Fus has this idea of uh these designs he gets them in his head and then that's what he wants to do but then I saw it strip down when they were they were sanding the body down it was all silver I was like oh that has to be all silver i' like I've never seen a silver Barracuda I want to see a silver Barracuda and I was like let's do it all in silver and oh my God I had to [ __ ]
duke it out with those guys they just you're making a mistake I'm like how am I making a mistake did you did you pay for that oh yeah oh then the answer is [ __ ] you it's my money it's a lot of money man and it wasn't worth it and the in the long run it was um it was a car that was fun to look at and interesting and they did a great job building it don't get me wrong but how long did it take there it's just a giant headache you know it was a lowered car so the the the back wheel well was tubbed and it was like 4 in off the ground so it was bottoming out everywhere this is when beautiful looking thing oh there I mean that is a very pretty car very pretty this is when I decided to get rid of it I I was on the highway I was coming home and I was going about you know normal speed highway speed 60 70 mes hour and uh I got off the highway 15 minutes later I'm at my house and I pull into my driveway and the car leans over to the right and the suspension had fallen off no the suspension had fallen off of the frame in my driveway I was just on the highway 15 minutes ago 70 M so I said we're done here I said that's it so I I called up Steve sto you know Steve yeah um pure Vision great guy makes awesome cars had him totally fix everything you know to the te make sure everything's in order cuz maybe I'll drive it again maybe I won't then I let it sit around for a year and then I just got rid of it I just didn't drive it again after that I was like I don't trust it I you just trust in a car and stuff like you with like with your 996 turbo if you lose trust just let it go man it also wasn't the car for me because I'm not a show car guy I'm not going to I I wanted a car that I could drive places I could shut it off and leave it there and then drive it again no that thing you got to be worried about all the time it a dis I totally approve of your of your curves and the roads that you go on I I like that that's that's our style up there in in NorCal that's what we like too well I got rid of that and then I got a GT3 with the money that's what I did and then I was like oh so much betters oh it's so much better you know I don't a lot of that hand I have to drive a lot of this this homebuilt [ __ ] you know what I mean bu literally I drove a car last week a couple weeks ago that was
seriously built by a [ __ ] redneck by himself over the course of six years it was a 1975 Toyota Corolla with a Supercharged V8 in it oh God you know it worked out like the car worked actually and was kind of you know impressive cu the guy literally built it in his own little [ __ ] universe and he had nothing to compare it to he's never driven another real sports car and I mean it's amazing the [ __ ] wheel didn't fall off the thing yeah you're alive I know but that's like every week for me it's like some new crazy sketchy thing that's never been tested yeah well dude there's Al like from from our side there's a lot of pressure like to you know like you said on Top Gear that that Dutch uh car manufacturer whatever the hell zen zen oh they're Danish I mean sorry Danish yeah right um I mean you know with all the sort of coverage and press we get like we better make sure the car is is dialed like we test it work cuz I know you know I mean sh that [ __ ] blows up live that's not going to be cool or L driving it it blows up I just found out that XV Motorsports they stopped uh making those dope Challengers those crazy Challengers they were charging 200 grand for something that wasn't worth 200 Grand but what's it worth what's this what's that what's a [ __ ] 72 RS worth a million 6 you know what are these things worth these days what is worth what 1.4 million is what I sold for yeah if you could have a 1970 real 1970 Challenger and it actually handles well and breaks well it might be worth to I'd have a Superbird just like I love those that's what I wanted that's what I wanted when I got that that Barracuda I wanted car what you ended up with was a show car yeah a show car that was just a little prissy little [ __ ] that whine and complain and it [ __ ] [ __ ] out on me everywhere left me stranded all these places near killed you yeah it did but I I made sure that I did my due diligence and fixed it before I got rid of it I made very you want it happen sued [ __ ] getting sued you imagine you sell a car and you find out a dude racks it into a tree and brain dead now [ __ ] that I sold a car to a guy who total it the very next day wow yeah good I got cash I took his cash and bought a new [ __ ] car and I said have a nice day sir here's the spare key would you like
it what kind of car was it it was a Mustang wow was it a crazy car it it was crazy for the time it was in 94 and I had a stroker motor in it and I mean it was 400 horsepower in 1997 was a lot isn't it amazing that 400 horsepower used to be Insanity nowry yeah my my Corvette when I built it in 2005 500 horsepower was like holy [ __ ] you know this one M that you were talking about how much does that thing weigh 3500 lb 36 fairly light it's about 500 lb less than the M4 right the new M4 isound yeah closing closing in on four grand is that much it's heavy heav yeah there was a big article there the sedan yeah probably is no no no the M4 is the the C like who can keep this [ __ ] straight BMW [ __ ] up I can't you know the other thing too is remember your 996 turbo right so I was telling you my buddies in Arizona that worked with us on all this stuff um they have a you know, 1600 horsepower 997 Turbo which is essentially the same engine right has a parachute on the back time machine I drove this thing yeah he drove it's just crazy right so in that same car I mean they drive those things so fast that those mile events that you know when they get to like 230 240 mph the roof caves in you know the sunroof just it just implo when I when I drove it I hit like I hit I think 175 or 180 and and the windows started peeling out away from the door frames oh my God yeah when you see like a red 997 it's like it's like undri I mean you can't drive you know you you could show up somewhere now at an event with a car that's a, horsepower and ACC course any normal person who's if anyone is still listening to this that cares about 1 th000 horsepower it's amazing but you know and be like well I've got 1,500 horsepower like the internet has [ __ ] it up completely fued up how has the internet [ __ ] it up because the internet all you you can just Google and get into that you know you can see some [ __ ] psycho in Dubai who's got some Supra with 1500 horsepower and all of a sudden that has resets your barometer for normal yeah normal is the is the big numbers you see on the internet now not most of these people if they rode in a 500 horsepower car would [ __ ] their pants but but they see on the internet psycho with a dino car you know that's putting
down 1500 they go if yours doesn't make 1,500 it ain't [ __ ] isn't that interesting when it comes to a lot of fans of cars that can't afford those cars that it gets to uh haterade yeah yeah but but also gets that weird thing like you're [ __ ] on a car that you can't afford you don't even know what the [ __ ] it would be like to drive the the bronze medalist to this three you know you're dealing with an insane demon of a car you're talking about like the Evo top 10 when they do the top 10 of the best super cars of the year or the best sports cars or whatever whatever performance cars is their category and like the shittiest one is still pretty [ __ ] good these are demonic Vehicles you know you're dealing with things that defy logic like if you drive that argue us yeah there's people that argue with us and we know so we'll we'll go film a car like on the Press launch like the car won't be in showrooms for 6 months and we'll go film this car months before it comes out and people will argue about about how good or bad it is literally no there's no possible way that they actually have this information it's not possible the transmission has issues I've heard from the guys that work at the factory you don't know [ __ ] [ __ ] I know an inside theh drove it a lot a lot of people that haven't driven um you know a career GT before have all these opinions about it being super dangerous and and it's like no it it it's not it's how you drive it and also what tires you have and I mean it's known for being a little hairy that's cra of appeal it's part of the appeal yeah well you guys were enlightening me about the uh the Paul Walker car that uh that killed him and his tires his friend that they were 9-year-old tires yeah so what happens when when you have a collector car like that a car that is a top tier these you'll see a lot of these Ferrari Enzos these top tier collector cars where people will buy them and not put many miles on them so Roger who was driving the call car when when Roger and Paul died bought this car for his collection he's a huge colle ction of cars bought this car for his collection it had been sitting there he was going to put tires on it but but Paul was like oh let me just go for a ride around the block and they just went for a ride around the
block but because rubber in tires whether you drive on them or not will become very hard over time so it might look like a nice tire with tread you know like it looks more or less like a brand new tire but that rubber has been slowly hardening and and it and A tire's contact patch with the ground is partially about the pattern but more importantly it's a chemical bond with with tarmac and so as the tire ages that becomes much less effective you lose traction and also like tires from the 2004 era you know they weren't they weren't as good as they are now the michelins that they would have put on now are way way grippier stickier yeah cup tires these uh these GT3 cup tires that are on the rs's and they're insane they once they get hot once you and that's the other thing that folks need to understand like when you if you're driving a car like don't skimp on tires ever yeah well also you can't just drive it fast right away you can't just take your car start it out your driveway go right to the racetrack and just [ __ ] you you're laughing but see a lot of people would go what's so funny yeah you got it with the the closer to a racing tire is the more heat you got to so what do you do if you go to if you're a guy and it's your first day on the track and say if you got a ever see you know a Formula 1 race that lap right before they start what they do is you know they're going about 10 m an hour 10 to 20 M an hour and they're going left and right left and right they're putting heat in the tires yeah and that's what you do you do like a you don't you don't have to do that cuz then you look like you're a fast driver and that's kind of stupid why can't they put magnets all around the tires and all around the cars itself all around the bumpers and put magnets on all the other cars too that way when they get near each other they never actually touch they just super power bu bowling but on and have the magnets powered by the you know the same electrical engine that does like the 18 well you know like when you were driving on your road today for example right you kind of eased into it you you kind of you didn't go like balls out you didn't go balls out anyway but you know what I mean you you went you went you know a steady pace and then you kind of went faster and faster right
you let some heat in the tires you let things get settled you don't just go like 10 t0 those are always the guys that crash on the first corner of a track on their first day yeah well I'm not a great driver but I know how to drive a car and the good thing is that I grew up in Boston so I drew I drove on snowy weather all all the time Boston has the shittiest roads man they were rough the shittiest roads and I was a newspaper delivery guy for like 5 years so I drove 365 days a year I drove every [ __ ] day that's crazy snowing raining didn't same Loop over and over over and over and over the hills and down sliding into intersections did you do the over the over the roof toss yep I did over the roof toss did you break any windows I broke everything I would roll down roll down the pasture window I could Huck it that way I was good with that I would occasionally go with the loop the Skyhook but left-handed man if I could drive down the street it was early in the morning and I knew no cars were coming in the other direction I would just go in the left lane and just [ __ ] whip them left right yeah yeah I have I have a good route you know as long as they're in plastic they're going to be fine you fold them up real quick toss them those what would youve fans yeah you had to bag and then toss yeah you what you do is you hang the plastic bags from your rearview mirror so you got a rearview mirror you tie the plastic bags off it's on like this cardboard strip and there's like a sheet plastic bags like there might be like 50 or 100 bags right and so then the newspapers are stacked up on your passenger seat and as you're driving you got to learn how to steer with your knees cuz you're going real slow you take the newspaper you would grab it f that's the fold one left one right bam I got it now it's like a third of a newspaper stuff it in that bag out the window and I'm telling you I'm like look at this muscle memory still the muscle memory is still going right now i' get pissed if I was [ __ ] around with this oh you [ __ ] then I had to hit the brakes and and you didn't have our compound tires on that bad boy did you no no no after a while I invested in a gigantic cargo van with no windows it was like one of those free
candy Vans van huh I could pack that [ __ ] with newspapers I got this van for like 500 bucks you never had to go reup dude I could get a thousand newspapers on Sunday in this van it was a good Sunday sometimes you know it wouldn't really be a thousand I I think the most I had was 450 clients that was the most I ever had it would take hours but was too much cuz I was doing the Boston Herald the Boston Globe and the New York Times I had three routes at the same time yeah damn that's Hustler I was driving in the [ __ ] snow daily son so and you said it was hard for me to drive with a camera right in front of my face folding newspapers while driving with your knees sounds just as hard especially as high as you probably were no no I was sober and there's no one on the road 500 no more than a foot away from the uh car in front that was pretty skillful dude I give that dud you were driving very it was very impressive in the rain a foot away from a [ __ ] van in front of you I had I had Joe come with me in the car yo come come check out what we do and I'm driving his car him in the passenger seat Zach is driving my van and we're [ __ ] I'm you know tail that's what we do is I tailgate the van it's ridiculous how close he gets I mean I know you're driving I was good but whoa nerve-wracking I mean I know you guys have it down to a science you know what the [ __ ] you're doing we bug people out whenever ever they they uh they see us do it they're like like wait a minute this is this doesn't the videos don't look nearly this sketchy you should have see we did one at night and we had the van with lights suction cup to the back of the van a running gas generator in the back of the van while doing that and I'm driving an ass running gas generator in the van while you're driving in the van it's like on fire it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah that is crazy and and then I'm driving behind the van with directly into these 400 watt lights in an Aston Martin a foot off the bumper at [ __ ] night oh my God that is ridiculous it's really sketchy no permits for this no insurance allegedly allegedly allegedly permit allegedly we're testing equipment just learning cameras on while we were testing set equipment we have to have proof of our testing in order to get paid we have
have $400,000 in Porsches and a TV celebrity we're just t equipment just screaming this car that he's got this 4.1 l 560 horsepower is that what it is 540 but 540 whatever the [ __ ] it is it's a lot it's a screaming monster and you hear it literally 3/4 of a mile away really far 34 of a mile away we were Alex and I were were waiting while you were going on your first Wild Ride yep and we were like you hear it you hear it and you were nowhere near us wow that's really wow that's really good a great it was so loud it really is it was rounding corners and [ __ ] A GT3 voice now that was a dope [ __ ] car man do you make that noise while you're driving your own car oh yeah in the shower you're [ __ ] shifting and [ __ ] yeah it's like singing along it's like karaoke do it again can I get can I get a full lap of nurburg ring right that's [ __ ] good that's good man that's great all the skills that you could acquire in this life making noises that sound like cars it's [ __ ] the top of the list a lot of time I spent I worked hard it's like video game skills it's like being good at EverQuest doesn't really there's a guy who does the car noises in the soda can have you seen that one in the soda can yeah the guy who makes Lamborghini noises in the soda can it's it's fairly awesome that actually makes sense yeah use something like that it's tinny are you doing it that sounds more like a Viper no that's more like a Viper that's a Viper Dude too much coffee in getting crazy that's a Viper is the only the other good song the only good sound that I do that that really sounds real is a dog and when we one time we were on Fear Factor and a bunch of people were waiting to do this stunt and they were blindfolded they' moved them in in blindfolds because they had to get their camera position set up so they had no idea what the stunt would be so as these people moving in I'm going oh [ __ ] oh damn and they and they're they're sitting there going oh Jesus Christ and they're like moveing really slow wow that's [ __ ] creepy creepy next to you it's creepy have you seen Total Blackout what is that jalile White's show Jal white he got a show oh what kind of show so it's called total blackout right so
they laughing already they got people to come in and they and they make them go in Pitch Black rooms and do [ __ ] with their hands in pitch black so they have to like guess what they're touching in pitch black room so so some you know some of it'll be [ __ ] spiders and [ __ ] you know what I mean but they'll have they have to like rub a sweaty fat man you know what I mean and they'll have to like and so uh it's generally people freak out over some dumb [ __ ] so that's just kind of [ __ ] got me on that I don't know why there's no point to it actually it's but it's URL from that show the [ __ ] host isn't he a big giant dude now noal SI 's brother oh Eddie W no that's Eddie who was 's brother he didn't have a brother yeah he had a brother didn't he didn't URL have a brother no there was a family there was what no no I don't think he had a brother have a [ __ ] brother did not he was like the lone neighbor [ __ ] I'm so bad on my old school 19906 but people lose their [ __ ] mind when they can't see [ __ ] which I'm sure you were well aware of oh yeah well I'm a big fan of the sensy deprivation tank you know I'm always getting in one of those things well the show that you were doing too the The X Factor stuff so the Fear Factor kchup I didn't in ven no I meant Fear Factor what do they charge for that 40 bucks for an hour for an hour and a half I think so the uh the British version the British version Hammond was doing it fear fact yeah yeah yeah I just thought that was cool cuz he has a GT he has a GT3 so it's GT3 guys that's hilarious so he started doing it after I started doing the US version yeah there was a bunch of different hosts of Fear Factor like all over the world I didn't mean how weird yeah that's not crazy he's got it he had a GT3 RS you have a GT3 RS crazy man we're both short this is [ __ ] nutty the coincidences go on and on I know we're both mildly amusing this is insane yeah you got to hook up that tank yeah well you should definitely you would love it it's uh very relaxing too I did one like 10 years ago and I thought it was the coolest thing ever why didn't you do it again because I don't live in the state in which I did it ah right haven't gotten around yeah haven't gotten around to checking it out
again they're opening up now it's become a popular thing again in yeah all over the country they're what what is the preferred drugs for sensory deprivation Mar the number one friend Mar is your friend especially edible okay yeah you go the edible route get to the point where you think you're probably going to be the first guy to dive in overdose and then get in just get right right on Heaven's Door you want to get right like you're [ __ ] air claing song knock knock knocking on heaven's door do one of those one of those 180 milligram Chim right to the face God damn it those chibba as you're eating them you start hallucinating as you're chewing you start see vapor trails near your lips as you're chewing you don't want to eat too much CH it's so easy dude I was one centimeter I was on a plane with Joey Diaz okay and Joe Diaz had already eaten one a full one and I go how much should I have he goes don't even eat more than a half he takes one a full one it puts it in his mouth I go you you had one earlier he goes this is my third one my third one dog he goes we're on a [ __ ] 6- hour flight Uncle Joey's going deep he told me don't even eat a half and he ate three of them was he [ __ ] oh he didn't say nothing but then we we we landed and he goes I almost had a [ __ ] panic attack I almost open that door and jumped out I almost was going to tell the lady as the plane was taken off I'm not going to [ __ ] do it I'm not doing this that happened with Ari shafir once I gave him a breast strip and in while we're w to take off he starts clinching to the seat I go what and he goes nothing and then when we landed he goes I was going to get up and I was going to tell him to stop the plane no you weren't he goes yes I was going to tell him to stop the plane he got so high he was going to tell him to stop the plane we had a friend in town and there was a little mix miscommunication we gave him a couple Edibles and we didn't make it very very clear that you only eat one at a time so those three those three cookies he ate it once right before having an epic meltdown and puking on this [ __ ] flight dude you can really hurt yourself you can really pull something you know you can I don't do 50 milligrams is my
maximum yeah and that's that's high 50 milligrams is very high 50 is a biggie dose they sell the the gold caps in 50s now and it's like whoa well those candies who you ate a candy right this the candies those are a good dose cuz the Jolly Ranchers they like one of them is like you know a nice mellow not too [ __ ] up you can kind of get through it and two of them o you're going to feel tingles two of them you're going to be like I might have [ __ ] up maybe I should have taken that second one but if you if you really want to go crazy the Chach are the really really gnarly ones I was going to say the chibu is probably like five of those yeah like That's How Strong a chachu is it's like five of those when I first saw that and it said 180 milligrams like there's no way that they could sell this to somebody don't give a [ __ ] they know that there's a market they know there's a market out there well we have I mean have you come across dabs yet dabs are I don't [ __ ] around with that stuff dude that's it's too much everybody's going too deep you're going too deep and you don't even know what's down there you know you're going to the Mariana's Trench and [ __ ] Godzilla is taking a [ __ ] I don't know J not doing Dam yeah he's not could you imagine being high as [ __ ] at the bottom of the ocean and also being a billionaire at the same time being like what am I doing down here I have so much money I could have just send a [ __ ] cameraon down here and got the exact same thing that's right you remember how crazy James Cameron is think about how crazy he is he's got at least a billion dollars probably more least and he's he built a [ __ ] submarine to go to the lowest point on become the first guy to do it I read the best quote from James when in the in the the the month of this searching for the plane the Malaysia the Malaysia plane you know they're looking they're looking for it so someone asked James Cameron what do you think how do we you know you're into this [ __ ] how do we find the [ __ ] plane right and he's talking about actually it was on Reddit and he actually did like a very thorough explanation of how one would go about searching for the plane and he actually was like you don't need my submarine because my submarine is is too too hard
too much for this Mission you would use you'd back it off one and use AAR slightly worse sub than James Cameron has in order to find the missing plane which hasn't been found yet but isn't it impossible to find something in the ocean if it's the plane is it's just the size of a plane dude there sharks just got discovered in the last few years you know what I mean gigantic that shit's gone I mean how could you find it it would you have to be really lucky yeah right they found the [ __ ] Titanic yeah but it looked like a long time a long long time it only took them like 80 years 73 four years 74 years Bob Ballard 1986 I believe was it really yeah that is a crazy but they knew the exact that's true that's true that's a good point they made movies about raising the Titanic before they found it remember that and it remember the raising the Titanic they tied a bunch of [ __ ] lift bags to it fck yeah wow it did it did work got know there's this's this there nuclear bomb there's this um podcast that I listen to all the time it's called Radio Lab and it's a great podcast Radio Lab from NYC WNYC and they had this episode on a a glomar response and a glomar response is I can neither confirm nor deny you know everybody uses all the time it came from Global Marine and Global Marine was a company that was hired to try to retrieve a sunken Russian submarine and this was right after Watergate this was in the 1970s so because everybody was really sensitive about lies the Freedom of Information Act to come about and they' gotten to the point where they were they were forced to to talk and discuss about what they were doing out there in the ocean were you actually trying to retrieve a Russian Russian submarine did you retrieve a Russian submarine and they said we can neither confirm nor deny and that had become because of that glomar response that's like a standard phrase now so they had to try to figure out they were forced by law to respond and to give information so that was what they that was the information they get that they could neither confirm nor deny did they find it what do you think oh yeah they found it for sure they were they not only they find it they almost pulled it up they
had they attached this giant claw to a huge ship and they were trying to pick this thing up the O the [ __ ] thing that gets toys yeah exactly and it worked just as well got halfway up and then it broke off I almost got an iPod Nano [ __ ] and they had more like a fluffy little bunny or something it was miles deep miles deep in the ocean and they got a hold of it and they got it on film and they were watching it as they bringing it up but the feedback the loop from watching it delayed so they felt this thump and then they looked at the film and the film showed that the boat was still there so then they refreshed the feed and the boat was gone they're like they they dropped it basically dropped it back to the bottom of the well it's millions and millions and millions of pounds and they're clawing it with a [ __ ] the little Carney claw optim you got to love that optimism though they really thought they probably yeah well they came close they did lift it up off the ground and got it a mile up I mean really I mean they brought it pretty [ __ ] far up before it broke off live video of it just breaking free [ __ ] millions and millions and millions of dollars but they apparently eventually they got it I don't know I think Ballard had to do the same like he had to find a whole bunch of submarines and do this stuff for the government and this Titanic thing was a side thing if yeah I'm pretty sure that's part of the skim isn't it fun when they uh they find these sunken boats from like the Roman era G and stuff full of gold someone just found $10 million in gold in their backyard in California they found gold coins it's someone in the [ __ ] 1800s buried in their backyard crazy did he have to give it back or no but I I did read they had to pay taxes on it oh God the government's a [ __ ] you didn't find [ __ ] you [ __ ] it's gold how can you pay taxes on gold cuz they probably figured out paperwork it was owed in 1800 something said that if they sold it maybe yeah they p man that should be how you're you're freeing away from taxes because taxes is only money I I I may have misconstrued the story as some analyst said if they ever sold it they would have to pay taxes or blah blah blah cuz I would think that what is a originally money was supposed to be gold notes right it was like this $100 it's
worth $100 in Gold if you already have the $100 in Gold you don't need the money so if you don't need the money what am I paying taxes on again [ __ ] going on here they just chisel a core of it off here you go here's a little piece for you yeah yeah well I think in the future gold uh like the idea of like like a resource-based economy like whether it's gold or diamonds or have it be worth that that's a way better idea paper sh credit cards and money and you know the system that we have now like the idea of the the system that we have now like a piece of paper represents a 100 bucks and what the hundred bucks gets you fluctuates depending on how the [ __ ] economy is doing and yeah Bitcoins man buy Bitcoins oh I have some Bitcoins do you yeah but I didn't buy them um so I'm giving them away I uh did a uh a thing I had this guy on uh I I listened to your Bitcoin podcast yeah it was super interesting actually well you know I think it's possible it's very possible that that could be a currency in the future it was right I listened to that podcast immediately before that mount go thing took [ __ ] everyone's money down with him and I was like oh [ __ ] yeah that was hilarious that mount gox thing is just shows you how nutty the internet is yeah I I I laughed because everyone said I should buy Bitcoins instead of cars and I said [ __ ] you I can still drive my cars where's your well you could still the Bitcoins are still good if they weren't in Mount goau the mount gox thing was a crazy thing because it was the magic the Gathering Exchange that's what it was that [ __ ] off is that what that is yes it was magic the Gathering exchange was with the originator of Mount go that's funny and what they originally were supposed to be doing was exchanging like things from the [ __ ] game and then along the way they started yes look up the story fascinating [ __ ] and along the way they started dealing digital currency and when they started doing it they didn't have any of the security in place they they weren't set up for it and they lost something like $350 million worth of bin so they started by trading Mana is that what you're saying I don't know how that stuff works but that's what it came Mount goau is that's czy short for Magic the Gathering exchange how nerdy is it
that I know what the currency is in Magic the Gathering you did know and I didn't even know what you're talking about what is it Mana is the currency in Magic the Gathering erase that from your head I am that [ __ ] horrible come on you can get that [ __ ] out of your head yo red deck son I got a red deck all right if you had to recommend a convertible sports car today's climate what's the car uh you you got 100 Grand blow 100 Grand OO 100 200 oh 200 okay no no all right Joe's like how much do I have to spend right now conver all right well for you no for anybody what I'm saying is in the old days okay when you you looked at a guy driving a sports car you see look a gentleman and he had a scarf on it's blowing in the breeze he's got [ __ ] Pilot's goggles on wayes and a [ __ ] cigar yeah there was always no roof you know it was like a roofless option was the sporty option yeah but somewhere along the line we found that to be Folly well they chassis rigidity came into play you know you cuz you your GT500 was a convertible yeah and you did not like you did not like though I did not like the chassis but what I did like was how stupid that car was it was America [ __ ] yeah in a car yeah you know by being a convertible it had kind of a shitty chassis it's it's sloppy the coups are somewhere along the way people started saying if you want to really get the performance out of it it has to be a coupe well sometimes they actually make cars that were meant to be convertibles from the from the GetGo and they you know and they like the mp12c in a way Nissan 370Z as well was designed to be a roadster first yeah the mp12 CZ [ __ ] how much does that [ __ ] cost so used they about no no used their 170 swe it up it's hot in here yeah 170 those things cost $170,000 used yeah and the top pops down and goes the back in some way or is that a SP the SP yeah is like 250 260 $250,000 it's a goddamn House in New Orleans yeah or three Detroit post America it's not even a parking spot meaning uh no if you want a convertible for 100 grand you want uh a Jaguar F type that new Jaguar I was going to ask you about that is that a cool car yeah it looks pretty wild yeah it's cool dynamic Tech Ally not quite as good as the 911 but so [ __ ] cool not quite as
good but not quite as good pretty godamn good but so cool as a as a cruiser like as a as a as a go fast and have fun but I don't care about a lap time Cruiser makes a great sound it's [ __ ] loud and obnoxious and looking car too I saw one at the mall the other day I was like holy [ __ ] but you you [ __ ] on Jags cuz you [ __ ] on British cars so I tried to do it I had a XKR convertible like in 1999 it was like it was it was a supercharged version you know the r version that was a cool looking car it was a cool looking car so yeah it was a cool design it looked I thought it looked actually better than the Aston Martin which was the db7 and and it uh you know it was Foster but it was just really floppy I mean I was going to kill myself driving at a track or in canyons in that car cuz the suspension was just all floppy you've driven [ __ ] every car there is and for you to say that his cars are the the best cars you've ever driven they're really well when I drove a stock GT3 RS at the top time I was like this is the best car I've ever driven right his cars are just better than that that's incredible it's that to that turned to 12 so what about the Ferrari 458 they're very nice they are very nice but they're not like the Porsche gg3 RS is everything that you want about driving a race car but it doesn't beat you up for making that decision and the the Ferrari like a lot of other cars like I just drove the Mercedes SLS Black Series which is the RAC track version of of their going SLS right and all the tradeoff you get for the racetrack performance makes it worse to drive on the street the throttle's touchy it's stiff it's you know it's wider and lower and and less practical but the GT3 RS and and Alex's cars are they don't kick you in the [ __ ] dick because you decided you wanted to drive a race car do you like luxury cars at all do you like like a Lexus LS they're all right yeah the new Range Rovers I love them really love them now aren't Range Rovers kind of shitty cars though they're not reliable but when they work they're amazing they're good going off road they're good on farms they're really good offro right so comfortable how come they're not reliable cuz they're built in England that's what it is right people suck at we have great ideas we
have really great ideas but like our manufacturing it went down the toilet like many years ago we didn't change right now is a good time for Range Rover all the all the money that Ford put into them over for the last 10 years is coming out in jaguar and land Rover's new cars now Ford owns Jaguar and Land Rover owned for a while now Tata an Indian Tata who the [ __ ] is Tata it's an Indian very rich Indian dude and they make these little like I don't know what they make little like almost Smart Car type little cheap cars in India but they also now own jaguar and Land Rover W well it's better than like a Russian kid owning a car company right that was bad who who was that that was uh uh what did who did they there's a company in England called TVR TVR yeah remember the Chim so remember that movie with John Travolta yeah the tusin got hit by lightning and became super smart no not that one why do you remember that why do you remember that one why do you remember that one came really good at Portuguese you learned the Portuguese language in 20 minutes yeah not all of it not all there's a [ __ ] new one with Scarlet Johansson they inject her with some [ __ ] and she learns Chinese in five minutes the same [ __ ] movie she she's ripping off John Travolta God damn Scarlet you're better than that he an Avenger he had his real hair then you know who knows yeah everyone went nuts for that car and that was a TVR cuz they you didn't have it here was one so it was a company that sort of on the edge of death pretty much his whole life and so some Russian billionaire kid like bought it as sort of a toy there's a TVR oh throw that in the garbage no but that is that is the one you like these these these things are raw and light and and S they're like a they're like an English Viper yeah but just not even built that well do you remember that shitty movie with Charli Sheen was a Porsche Thief yeah no man's land I love that movie that's like all the Porsche people love that or all shitty Charlie Sheen movie uh the chase no no that was that was really bad that was a shitty that wasn't Nick no or Nick uh cage so remember yeah remember no0 seconds yeah dude look at no man's land right just watch a scene where there's actually a car chase in it and you see them you know speeding away in
like a 80s you know 911 Turbo or whatever 9 911 they're stealing and then following them is always you know the shitty 80s Camaro and it cannot go straight or put down any power of any kind it's just literally doing this the whole way placement yeah they really they had Porsche's deals listen you got to make that chase car a real [ __ ] box well back in the days like those 930 turbos that was in that movie what else could what could beat them back then Ferraris lamb it yeah L 959 so you would have to have something like that yeah but it was pre 959 wasn't it it was actually I don't well I think it was 86 those 930 turbos there was nothing around that could [ __ ] with those back those were 0 to 60 in 5 seconds and like the 70 in first gear that's so crazy yeah yeah I my my 79 930 like I could get on the freeway and I could still you know I would start you know from from a stop sign you know and go on the freeway and I did not change gear you know like I could just sit there now is it possible to do something like that but make it a car that you could like that n Minster 9 rsr or what what the [ __ ] they call it is it possible to make something like that that you could drive like a GT3 like an older 911 no too much work too much R how does that n too much Frankenstein have you ever seen that video yeah yeah well it's a race car yeah right basically a race car it would have zero compliance like you you'd be get beaten up you could drive it you would like it very that's perfect that's what I'm looking for looking for something that's bolted right to the wheels themselves I don't need any suspension see that old Porsche that you saw us make the video of the red one it's like that is it really that car beats you up a little bit that car was amazing that's a that's a b uh that thing is insane yeah it's n 275 horsepower at the wheels and it's how much does it weigh 2500 lb 2200 lb or something it's stupid light it's got nothing in it no it's no nothing but isn't it interesting like there's a bunch of people that are going to that like the uh the actual design lead designer of Bugatti has a por Kevlar body panels he has no the IR the head of a company that makes the heaviest [ __ ] car you know 4,400 lb
of ayon his he chooses to drive something that's like 2,000 lb the most minimalist version of that car too I mean he has the same thing gutted interior everything is removed no AC no radio no nothing he just has this super light car and it doesn't even look like a crazy engine like no it's not even a crazy engine it's a fairly basic engine isn't it yeah for those kind of cars yeah yeah yeah I mean people you don't need much light goes a long way but you were the reason I was getting at this is you were saying while you were driving that BBI car that after all this these years of doing tuned where you're driving all these [ __ ] wild crazy super charged [ __ ] super horsepower that this is like what you were enjoying light is really good what's good well there like all this crazy power it's like you can't use that ever you get do it for 2 seconds and then you have no and to use it continuously you have to stop that 5,000 lb brick you know repeatedly and then your braks [ __ ] you know and you're surprised why runways and stuff when it gets to the the top end of this thousand [ __ ] Runway these people are racing on runways that that Porsche the 1600 horsepower the yeah the Evo guys you know with the parachute on the back I mean yeah they have to go to like fully but when you're driving a car like that BBI Porsche you could use all of it yeah yeah yeah yeah and you're just CU light light is good you don't need a zillion horsepower Magus you didn't enjoy it as much as you enjoyed driving the GT3 RS oh the limits are [ __ ] so high I I'd go to jail in 10 minutes if I had one of those things the liit you had one of the GTS but if you had one of those BBI Porsches you could actually drive it all the time could probably drive it in stay of jail but I'd be my body would shrivel up into like a [ __ ] old man here's the question though oh yeah for you beat up back back as [ __ ] Sean but here's the question would you be able to enjoy it after driving the GT3 RS like if you probably old is always something that's like old is sort of like Frozen in time it will always be that you can always go back to it and it doesn't like wear off whereas like this new [ __ ] where it's like computer controlled and paddle shifters like every time there's a new one the old one feels old whereas
something that is stick shift and sort of analog is kind of Timeless and sort of Frozen in that moment like a Mustang kind of it will always be a 69 Mustang and it will never feel any older than it already is but an 89 Mustang is kind of dog [ __ ] [ __ ] you he has a I'm taking I'm taking mine to get some crazy [ __ ] yeah have to go soon actually un and an NSX feels good it feels as good as any Cayman that Porsche has ever done one it was a 275 horsepower 5p speed it was one of my or six speed it was one of my favorite cars ever yeah wasn't that fast but it was just it was funun to drive fun to ring it out and you can use it and you could use the whole thing and it was so balanced the car was just like really made you feel like you were you know you were really doing it you were really moving except the horns on the thumbs they all butt what Ferrari has blinkers are on the steering wheel the horn is on the what the horn is in the same place as it was in your car the blinkers are on the steering wheel too how dare they how dare they um what what excites you about what's coming out right now about the new cars that are out that you've been driving cuzz you drive how many cars do you drive a year 150 to 200 usually that's insane that's a lot a lot of new carsan what is exciting right now holy well the new Mustang is exciting independent suspension in the Mustang finally a turbo engine really yeah there's a four-cylinder turbo that's going to be like kind of the tuner special for the Mustang it's going to be neat that's going to interesting too cuz it's going to be lightweight in the front right what about the alpha 4C have you driven that I haven't driven it Chris Chris Harris drove it liked it um other people have driven it and said different things I'm I'm excited for it I want to try it I want to try it when are they going to put out the big horsepower Mustang because they're going to have a new version of theel probably a 2016 I would bet yeah it'll be at least a year after the first after the it first comes are they going to have a GT though yeah there's three engines a the base one is a V6 and the Turbo 4 is a step up from the V6 actually and then the V8 will be like 450 horsepower that's going to be
interesting to see it be the Boss 302 engine is the V8 I wonder if they'll do like a whole Laguna sea version they'll do something like that the Boss 302 was too successful for them not to do another something that's that's really cool and the new Challenger uh Hellcat is which is like the best name ever for a car yeah I just looked at pictures of that man it's pretty beasty looking it looks pretty badass but it also looks like it doesn't have any [ __ ] back tires uh it doesn't look like R meaty back tired vehicle I bet the tires go like look at that is it look I'm not comfortable stomping on the gas I think it's probably I think it's probably meant for doing burnouts yeah which is probably the skier the tire the more burnout yeah well that'll work it's 600 [ __ ] horsepower yeah it's should be sick and then and the new M3 and M4 I'm excited for I just hope that this has some handling to it I think it would be cool if they you know they had it where it can compete with like the new Camaro the those cars are big man that's a 4,000 lb plus car it's a big car those those cars are like they're GT cars they're they're great on a road trip they're great for we that but had like a Z1 type suspension in it I mean how much bigger is a Camaro or how much bigger is this than a Camaro really it's probably 600 lb 700 lbs heavier than wow yeah it's a big it's a big girl that thing I drove one when I did my Sci-Fi show I enjoyed it but it did feel like a GT car it's a good Cruiser the tighter the corner the worse it does yeah did have P the pistol grip I liked it they're neat they're just not race cars would you rather have like you know 1,000 lb less than 100 horsepower more though you know like a 3,000 lb car would be so much wrong with a 660 lb Dodge Challenger [ __ ] yeah I mean yeah I don't want one in my own garage I'm not going to go drop 60 on it right now but I'm glad it exists yeah but it's you know as a like a comfortable daily driver they're it's a comfortable car great really good seat most powerful muscle car in Chrysler history does it have any specs I think it's supposed to be 666 horsepower it's a supercharged 6.4 L V8 that looks incred and wait look scroll wait scroll back up real quick see this there's that headlight there's an air air intake right next to the headlight
that's straight straight out of JDM dude they drill it where they take out the headlight and put an intake there they've done that here so you remember you said you had a Supra a lot of people would take that front light out right and it would on the I think it was on the driver's side and so they'd go down the track at night with one light which was illegal but they'd have this hole going all the way in with a with a tube and intake into the engine that's so crazy now does that mean it takes away one of the headlights it make it like less safe to drive no the inner ones are auxiliary fog lights or whatever yeah on that car they've just changed the headlight pattern to make it cool and it's actually it's got like a little what they call angeliz like BMWs have the Rings oh yeah that that intake has got an angel ey thing around it isn't it a weird time for [ __ ] performance cars where a car that used to be ridiculous and is out of the box Mustang GT yeah it used to be ridiculous to have 420 [ __ ] horsepower I just drove a a Lamborghini Kos Quattro valve fastest car in the world at the time D GT today makes as much horsepower wow as this for that you can buy for 28 grand is there a corresponding increase in traffic accidents with all this horsepower safety features tires are a big difference now the speed limits haven't gone up speed limits are exactly the [ __ ] same they have you ever seen called fifth gear it was the orig yeah the original guys from Top Gear so they they went off and and did a more serious car show so they I think it was about three years ago they did this uh shoot or S you know segment on traction control and they had Tiff nadell trying oh my sticks with a [ __ ] manual transist America [ __ ] yeah I'll tell you why cuz the pistol Gib kind of sucked a fat dick overrated it was overrated wasn't that cool yeah well they had this law in in uh in Europe there basically in all of Europe where you know you you have to have traction control on all cars now and the syst has to be so good that even Tiff nadell could not get the car to slide he tried every single thing he could to get it to slide remember that remember that one that was crazy yeah like the drift King wonder if anything
what they've done to uh make the tires larger it says a subtle trimmed Hem of the wheel wells accommodates the aggressive 20-in aluminum wheel and tire package cuz that's what I Peterman catalog they probably they've gone inward with it the T the wheels are are deeper they're deeper wheel so they don't stick out any further they go in you know what else is silly though with these newer cars so I don't even know how big are those Wheels they're probably 20 you know why don't you watch your mouth when you're in my country calling our cars silly well no no all of these cars I'm even a n cars are [ __ ] silly 991 turbo right it's got 20in wheels 20 why not just have you know 202 because people want their [ __ ] on rims it's 20 in too big is that what you're saying why do you race cars for for race cars still use 18s right that's the the optimum do they use 20 just for looks pretty much and to fit bigger breaks but you got to admit it does look fresh I I agree but can I plug something before we get out of here so last time we last time I was on the show we talked about going off this off-road Adventure we were doing 600 miles Offroad the state of Washington in some [ __ ] boxes the film comes out June 1st beautiful what's it called it's called all cars go to heaven it's available on Vimeo uh it's uh on as a rental or digital download it's also available it'll be available on our YouTube channel and uh we Shenanigans pretty we Shenanigans we Shenanigans the [ __ ] out of a couple beater cars across the state of Washington it was fantastic I can't wait to see it who somebody produced this for you did you guys do it in house we we did it all in house production and all our whole crew appears on camera too not just me for that's glorious all cars go to heaven in there it is there the here's a trailer give me some volume the entire state of Washington I am driving Grand Cherokee Z is driving that and it's day two so far the hood is up and he's down half a suspension want to see how the rest of it goes watch the whole movie only at the smoking [Music] Tire yeah so we basically bought uh some cheap cars tried to go 600 miles off road uh across the entire state of Washington into Canada and uh it's harder than it looks
and you drove overround no no uh offroading look at this that's a 87 tcell we bought for 300 bucks was someone surfing on the hood that was Zach yeah Z that's that's not recommended no not at all wow uh and so uh it's it's it's a good good time that sounds awesome man like four bucks I think comes out four bucks ladies and gentlemen come on less than this beer right here yeah 16 quarters come on C it up yep so uh June 1st uh the smoken tire.com film sounds glorious and uh if and drive on NBC Sports yes starts to Saturday the 24th at 9:30 a.m. eastern which is stupid it's right before Monaco Grand pre-qualifying though beautiful and then it repeats at 10:30 p.m. Eastern on you couldn't ask for a better one that's good that's a good one right before right after Monaco Grand Prix qual well let me know when it comes out and we'd be happy to promote it here and uh let me know um I'll give you some some uh codes to download the film to give away to people or whatever the film let me know that let me know the show I'll let everybody know when show comes out and you can follow Matt online uh the smoking Tire on Twitter and what's the website the smoking tire.com smoking tire.com shark works if you want to get your car hooked up if you're you're interested in uh getting you know maybe you do I don't know maybe like [ __ ] you Joe Rogan I don't know we got we've got like over 500 cars that's just some of the ones that we've done that we put up there so and if you're just an Enthusiast and you dream one day of the future watch some of the videos online cuz they're pretty [ __ ] awesome all the work they do your car and your car oh that's right glorious glorious all right uh thank you Alex good times my friend um and you can follow Alex on Twitter at shark works right shark works on Twitter with the e works yeah w r k s vix shark vix and um that's it all right thank you to our sponsors thanks to stamps.com use the code word JRE and save yourself some money get a $110 bonus offer including $55 up to $55 of free postage and a free digital scale uh thanks also to Legal zoom.com uh legal zoom.com what was the the code of Legal Zoom God damn it Jamie God damn it Jamie I'll tell you right now I've got it in front of me use the
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