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The jogan Experience my my my son now is at the stage where loves holding his [ __ ] just holding pinches it at the end cuz it's only he's got I don't know I haven't got I haven't got a lot of baby [ __ ] to reference it against I think my son has a small [ __ ] but it's I think it grows all right I think he has a nice erection but I don't I think he has a very he has erections at 16 months they have erections from day one wow like sometimes you wake him up in the morning you'll take his snpp you off because he's got a [ __ ] in there and it will be a a [ __ ] cover Direction uhoh that's a weird connection and a good name for a band it's probably already taken it's probably a website but it's uh it's it is yeah he gets like a little tiny Woody and I always think what is going on in his head where he is wanted or needed an erection what was the dream that he had last night I know the dreams that I'm having when I wake up with an erection what are the ones that are hit like is that you know that cat saying suggestive things off the iPad what is it's probably just blood in his dick it's probably just blood in his dick or it's longing for something that he you know I don't know you ever get boners when you're driving for no apparent reason you're not even horny I have yes I have those are weird those are those are like BL up in your dick boners sometimes you got to have sex and you got to [ __ ] work it a bit to get it going and then like other time you ever done that one where you masturbate in the car while you're driving you're cuz you've been stuck in traffic and then I I was all right with it in Britain but too many people in this town drive SUVs mhm I drive I drive a challenger I'm lower down I get seen by a lot of people got to get the windows yeah or I could just stop wanking in my car or just get one of those things that women use when they breastfeed in public and just jerk off under that yeah get a quilt I I found out the best thing to do is to plug my phone into the iPod connection and then play porn on it cuz then I'll get with subwoofer and everything surround sound porn in my car that's a good move so do you like hold it with one hand and steer with like the last three fingers I normally have to be
in traffic so I'm not doing that much steering how often are you beaten off in your car uh since I've lived in La The Last 5 Years yeah I know of three times this has happened it's not like I'm not going to do it like right now this is like I've I've just been somewhere there some girls got me going I'm in a bit of a a frenzy or I've just had a fight with my girlfriend I'm in a bit of a bad mood I need to cheer myself up I only beat off once in my car ever and it was when I was driving limos I was driving home from a gig uh I had to uh drop some lady off in New Hampshire Drive way the [ __ ] up to New Hampshire it's a long ride back like an hour and a half back I got bored so I beat off and I remember the [ __ ] massive feeling of disappointment in myself that I jerked off because I'm jerking off underneath my shirt as soon as I came I was like God damn it this is going to be a thing I do all the time now and I never did it again I was shocked good for the restra but it never came up I never wanted to do it again but I'm shocked because I figured I'm such a [ __ ] idiot once I do something embarrassing like that I'm like well this is something I do now this is not going to be I'm not going to like I remember once having sex with a girl and she was just yelling at [ __ ] me Daddy [ __ ] me right and I kind of went hey what are you calling me that like this for and then I slightly enjoyed her saying it I went don't I don't need that to be a thing yeah don't make that a thing for me because then I'm [ __ ] up and I got to ask other people to do it and then we're in a real [ __ ] predicament when I was in uh Boston I was I used to bang this really crazy Portuguese chick she used to call her [ __ ] a [ __ ] it was the first girl I'd ever ever heard say that she's like [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] that she was like angry about it I was like I hope I don't start liking this that's going to be hard to get someone else to agree to mhm a lot of gals yeah it's hard when you've got to thing and you've got to ask your girl to do that thing I I I for a while there I love choking girls while I was [ __ ] them for a while I'm not as chokey as I used to be but I used to be I used to be I used to be very [ __ ] hand around the neck pin you down while I was
[ __ ] you right and some girls and because I was Dan a girl who got off on doing that right and that was that's what got me into it was this was how I made this then you meet the girls who don't want you to do that but then I met one girl who I was choking her and then you know I'm not choking the whole time time right and then I've stopped and she's sort of thought oh this is what we're doing is it she starts choking me and I'm like don't do that that feels horrible I don't know how bad it feels for you women but it really hurts my male neck the choking thing is not it's weird it's just like one of those other things where some people love it and some people hate it and you never [ __ ] know until it comes up you know you could date a girl and have no idea she likes to be choked like the the first girl that I ever dated that liked to be choked was so girly she was like so like you would never she was wasn't loud she always wore dresses she she wasn't like boisterous or you know provocative or [ __ ] she's a regular girl and she [ __ ] loved it she asked me to choke her and I was I was like what do you mean choke you like how how do you mean choke you she goes just grab my neck while you're [ __ ] me I was like okay hard you want me to hurt you like what's going on here like and then if you thought about doing it to another girl they would freak out like it's weird like one person what their big turn on and another person is like it's sometimes bad when you when you bring the choke into a girl doesn't want it it's always bad like ah I was with a girl that had an iron deficiency and every time she would want me to choke her the next day she would just have like these horrible bruises around her neck and she just would have to like wear like turtlenecks and stuff but it looked like if I ever got in trouble oh I'm [ __ ] you know some girls do bruise up all [Applause] [Music] [Applause]