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you know I got a new bit about seeing a couple [ __ ] in the hotel room across from me did you yeah so I won't do the bit but I'll tell you the story which is basically New Year's Eve in Portland the hotel is like a horseshoe shape so I'm on the tenth floor and I look across into a room and the curtains are open lights are on chick is on her back legs up and this dude who's ripped is [ __ ] hounding her and I'm just standing there looking at him like like this is the greatest thing I've ever heard this is great things ever happened I got I slept my bag in my hand and I'm just transfixed and he keeps [ __ ] I'm like high-fiving the glass like go man and then and so I had the curtain closed because I didn't want them to see me but I pop my head through the curtain from the 1930s and then I start thinking about what it must sound like and this where it gets creepy creepier is I leave my room I walk down the hall and I stand outside the room and I listen and I hear him grunting and I hear her go so I go back to my room and I call the room no just watching them waiting waiting he didn't pick up but if he did I would have been like [Laughter] [Music]