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so I had a meme they put up on the Instagram the other day of how every dude whose girlfriend is paying for everything stands and it's like a guy standing with his arm deep around the girl like oh they're waiting in line for things baby in public always baby holding a hand you can't get my husband to hold my hand do you know why can you pay the mortgage my husband funniest [ __ ] so I said hey I said up baby you want some [ __ ] he said not at all [Laughter] he said not at all Joe we bought a Sleep Number bed and he was like cuz his knee was missing them by the Sleep Number bed I'm gonna put it on everything I'm like [ __ ] yeah so I just got a deal with Fox for my TV show so I walk it out I walk in the damn mom sleeping I'm like a real negro when they get some money give me the best [ __ ] bad you won't cuz I'm gonna [ __ ] every night Sleep Number bed but I should have no you were gonna do [ __ ] cuz he was insistent on getting a metric that split down the middle you know the two metric separate let's just split down the middle and he'll hear time I want to see hey you want to come to American get reduce all fall down clovie and in that we don't gave up we just [ __ ] the middle and by the time we get met through the [ __ ] matches on fell off the bed cuz we in the middle with a whole lap remote my wit my TV show home buy me a magic put those back the [ __ ] gay [Music]