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the jurgen experience did i ever tell you i used to be on the radio the radio yeah i've told you this before in another life no when i was like seven years old that was on um kiss fm did you tell me this i have really yeah ryan's you crashed the most of it probably yeah why did i not remember that i don't know because it was good yeah i mean i had a job working as a radio personality for like four years from third grade until sixth grade yeah making prank phone calls no yeah i don't think you told me that i just told you did you tell me on the air no you told me in real life i told you in real life i don't know if you did i don't remember do you remember this mm-hmm i've heard i may have heard her talk about it before i don't know but i was like a mini i was like a little mini celebrity in my hometown you know like my dad would he i remember one time he had to get a rental car and they were gonna give him like you know a toyota or something and he's like do you listen to ksfm do you know a little alley that's my daughter can i get a convertible pick me up from school in a new like a nicer rental car or something yeah yeah but i mean even that was hard and that was like [ __ ] did that happen i called in randomly my sisters listened to kiss fm when we would get ready for school we'd listen to seven i was seven no one's watching you my dad was home my dad was home and my sisters were home probably yeah and you just grabbed the phone and started dialing numbers i asked my sister i said i don't want to call into the radio station i want to like request a song or something and my sister is like i'm not giving you the number you're gonna embarrass me all my friends listen to this station and so she tries calling in she doesn't get through my dad takes her to school me and my other sister at home i press re-dial on the phone and i immediately get through and now i'm panicking i don't know what to say and i'm like can i get britney spears

tickets talking to ryan seacrest and he's like can you sing a britney spears song so i'm like seven years old singing toxic by britney spears just being like the taste of your lips i'm on a ride and after i sing this song he's like oh we don't have britney spears tickets but we have american idol tickets and i was like i'll only go if they're vip is that what you said yeah then we're just having a conversation back and forth he's like where are your parents i'm like i don't know dad's out it's like seven in the morning and then i ended up getting a job making prank phone calls for them how did it end it ended with me not being little anymore and i didn't like you anymore no i was too old i was like 12. is that really what happened they yeah so i had a contract that would like you know expired and then they wanted to renew it but in a different way and sign on to ryan's production company but my dad wanted to pimp you out yeah whoa and you want a pcu yeah really yeah i think a piece i think they won like 20 of everything you do from there on out i think so whoa and my dad was like that's too much and so we didn't end up doing it if your stand-up career took off you'd be ryan seacrest [ __ ] so for the rest of your career if you'd sign that it might be for life yeah but i don't think it would have been for life forever he produced a kardashian [ __ ] forever and everyone i always tell my dad we could have been the makovsky's keeping up with the makovsky's yeah he [ __ ] up dad no but i'm so grateful because i mean i don't know if anything would have come of that or anything but like i'm glad i got to eat lunch in the bathroom alone in high school and like have all of those you know just awkward moments weird awkward uncomfortable moment isn't that funny that at the time you think of them as being the worst thing ever and then later on you realize there's kind of a gift in some of that weird

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