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Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day salute salute welcome Freddy Brian Moses to see you gentlemen thanks for coming mhm how's Texas treating you back in this thing uh [ __ ] we went to a bob strip club last night oh boy that's always rough I was I'm the Bob King bring [ __ ] bring your on bull bring your own bullets bullet bullets for sure bring your own [ __ ] bullets only thing it was was uh not bring your own blacks they had plenty of that there last night and then we showed up can you go the racist [ __ ] juming it off yeah it's the last day of white guilt month we got a you know we're going out with the bang they're trying to get my man Rogan you know we can't be racist no more you can try all right can we say can we say [ __ ] you can okay you can well if I want to say I'll just pause and then just fill in the blanks right anytime to me man just send it off to me Joe you can't say that [ __ ] Joe cuz you you pissed [ __ ] off when you did that compilation it was funny as [ __ ] though I can't even lie but you know I didn't mean it as a compilation but they made a compilation oh I am aware that [ __ ] was crazy yeah not good but but hey man look I don't think you a racist my [ __ ] you my [ __ ] I [ __ ] with you I I don't I never thought you was a racist I just think you just saying some [ __ ] you should have said and a lot of us [ __ ] say some stuff that we shouldn't say sometime it is what it is but that's the only word that like you you can't say no matter what n you got to give that to us that's the thing I want to tell white people right now y'all just got to let us have that like quit trying just let us have [ __ ] we got it you know what I mean like there's one thing you know what I mean y already human trafficed us over here let us have that it's the most powerful world world it's the most powerful word in in the like not the English language every one of them right what's the most versa too right as far as like it could either be hateful coming out of a white person's mouth or ignorant or it could be for a black person it could be a punchline it could be a term of endearment it it could be many things yeah it's like what ber
[ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you know versatile see nigg [ __ ] [ __ ] it's [ __ ] a noun the person place a th yeah it's a lot of things yeah it's a verb too it's also pound for pound the greatest slur in history you know yeah well the the problem is there's no real slur that's stuck with white people like uh who had a Alonzo had a bit about it Lonzo Bowden yeah what is it I don't forget how it worked slur that stuck with white people H honky never really stuck honky ain't really honky don't sound good coming no nothing craa they got another compilation coming now Jo's being racist about white people I try I mean Kracker just Whitey honky it don't sound fresh you know what I mean you could say it but like it sound it just sound like some [ __ ] old there just a lot attached to [ __ ] though you said you put see there you go you you transformed the word you you put the r on it then I st Landing changes [ __ ] that changes [ __ ] when you say that even even when black people say with the hard R it sound funny what is that word uh that South Africans have they have a word was in Lethal Weapon remember that movie yeah which one one of the ones where the the evil people were the South African people they say what they call black people uh they different word AATA something like something like that something like that like a cotton picking [ __ ] that's what they call American [ __ ] bro Spotify is not airing this episode they have to they got to they have to hey [ __ ] [ __ ] Neil Young man let me tell let me say something about Neil Young outage hey Neil Young man I know you want to get Joe off this [ __ ] right but look though my [ __ ] you pull your [ __ ] off but would you have pulled it if it was only the [ __ ] [ __ ] if you thought Joe was a racist would you would have stood up for [ __ ] I think not no yeah Neil didn't say anything when the uh say nothing when the N word drop came out he all about that vacation defense that was before he he did his thing before well he should have double back for [ __ ] [ __ ] that only thing I was mad at you Joe man you [ __ ] up with IND man you had a lot of [ __ ] that couldn't put their shea butter on she pulled that [ __ ] [ __ ] off Spotify you [ __ ] up sha butter for [ __ ] with
India Ary man shout out to India Ary please put your music back up we love you baby girl I love her too I love her voice J didn't mean this then and you know what I also support what she's saying one of the things that she's saying is that why do why doesn't she get paid well right for streams that's it's a predatory business man it is I mean the the music business the way the record companies own the artists and you could speak to this yeah I'm out of this [ __ ] I'm about to do a podcast [ __ ] are you hell yeah [ __ ] this rap [ __ ] [ __ ] this podcast [ __ ] make way more [ __ ] money than the [ __ ] price of the [ __ ] stream of some rap [ __ ] you wait a minute wait hold on let's go back to IND she jumped on your Scandal so she could push her her own uh her own she was I think she was genuinely upset she had a right to be upset yes but I I also think that um she used it as an opportunity to uh Express her plight right you know Express herself about her plight because artists that don't own their music someone else got your music before and a lot of them it was before streaming even existed right so they had these contracts where they thought they were selling records you'd sell records for a certain amount of time and then someone else would own the right to the music but that's fine you already sold the records you got your piece or whatever man it's a it's a predatory business man artists don't you know if you don't know the equation you know you ain't going to you know you're not going to succeed you know PE most artists don't know that your rate your rate of debt is versus your you know rate of recruitment right you know what I mean so in terms of like how much money they spend promoting I me you know if a label give you a million dollars you know what I'm saying you're only going to recoup that at like you know say if your percentage per se is like 20% you only going to recoup that at a 20% rate right you know what I'm saying and then you know you youself soundss like music and then once you recoup that at that 20% rate so how long would it take you to recoup a million dollars at a 20% rate and then once if you recoup that you know what I'm saying you start gaining at a 20% rate so it's Courtney Love broke it down in an
article once she wrote an article explaining how how they do their mathematics like how they do their accounting the math the music is [ __ ] up the crazy thing is that they kept it going even after streaming came along because the record sales were gone and now the way they do it they have a piece they make these deals with an artist where they have the piece of your merchandise they have a p piece of your live like the live yes the live used to be all the artists 360 yeah but now they get a piece of everything because they had to because they don't sell records anymore right so they have the streaming they have a little piece of this a little piece of that they got a piece of everything most artists yeah not FR to use well you're popular enough that you could Escape there's like a thing called Escape but I don't know this [ __ ] is more popular than me that's that's [ __ ] they got stuck in a contract though right yeah it is what it is you know what I mean it just depends on what level of this game you want to be you know what I mean if you you know I I really didn't give a [ __ ] about being super famous as a [ __ ] rapper man I I wanted to turn a profit you know what I mean and uh you know use this to you know put me in positions to do other things as well you know cuz I'm you know definitely more versatile than a just a rapper you know so well you have the most important thing for podcast you got authenticity definitely definitely real [ __ ] real [ __ ] we C the [ __ ] Spotify that's like 9 count if you guys say it it's clean it's clean we're at zero clean bill of hell for this [ __ ] man we have brought Joe back man we just brought Joe back Joe yeah last couple days of black history my Joe was like yeah man Joe we brought back not a good month for it not a good month for it well you know this is my favorite uh two weeks of the year do I know something you could do you could donate some [ __ ] Joe what I got to donate to to the hood like I I got some little [ __ ] you could donate to some little uh hood [ __ ] and gear you can rebuild a park it a [ __ ] you know what I'm saying that be happen to see there we go see that's how we see that's how we make progress [ __ ] [ __ ] people think drug dealers don't give back to
the community that's what I'm saying but look though we with crack and then Joe's going to build it back up with money that's well I've been talking about that forever Circle [ __ ] I've been talking about that forever it's time I put my money with my mou let's do I mean I got some programs you could you know get into man and [ __ ] will really love that man you know what I'm saying and they didn't work them [ __ ] how come when people talking about pulling their stuff on Spotify they didn't say go put your go put your music on a black uh platform uh streaming platform do they have music streaming platform yeah [ __ ] title Jay-Z on one no they sold that to Twitter right or I don't know the business or some [ __ ] I guess I thought the J J would you know shout out to Jay-Z he was the first [ __ ] to do that you know what I mean so uh what what did Kanye do he did some crazy thing where he he you have to buy a record a player Oh to listen to his music genius genius he did the the Louis k thing basically like you got to go to my website and buy this [ __ ] you got to go buy a Walkman listen to new [ __ ] it really is like what is this okay a stem player oh [ __ ] I thought I thought that was a vibrator it looks like a one of them containers were a girl keeps the pill right right doesn't it look like the pill yeah so okay look at little like one of those Simon whoa look at this [ __ ] did he he probably designed this thing think I he bought it but it looks like something he would design wouldn't it look like something con sure yeah Connie's in the future bro that's crazy he's in another realm for sure [ __ ] what do you plug in the ax uh there is there's a there's a there is an ax so is there uh headphones Port you have to get separate headphones no so there's a little port for that Bluetooth what you can do here he's remixing the stems like there's a vocal stem Bas stem sample stem and drums and you can sort of loop it what so you can change Like Remix it live a synthesizer right there so you could remix his [ __ ] what you can also remix your own [ __ ] there too using the same player really it's not just a player this I'm going tell you I'm going tell you [ __ ] this you nigg I'm not letting you [ __ ] remix my
[ __ ] the way it come out is the way it come out a no stems none of that [ __ ] like one of them chefs no no no you can't change the N remix your remix that [ __ ] yourself man you can't modify this [ __ ] I feel you entirely but I do love a remix like you know what I love you ever heard when they put biggie in with the White Album yeah right it's amazing JayZ and uh that's not that's the mashup [ __ ] but a bunch of people have done these individual songs you know but the the Jay-Z in The White Album 99 Problems well they did 99 problems with Hendrick too did you ever hear that no it's amazing it's Voodoo Child mixed with 99 Problems it's outstanding I'm with it go we talk about remixes without R Kelly man he put the r and R&B man I thought puppy created the uh the remix R Kelly R Kelly do some fire remixes too manab he do some fire remixes did he did did he remix did remix [ __ ] Too R Kelly is a very talented pedophile damn man probably the most talented pedophile outside of Woody Allen it's hard to tell are we ranking it's I bet some of them have died wood piece of [ __ ] they didn't get caught Woody Island a piece of [ __ ] cuz he's still out he's still out [ __ ] somebody need to had Up ab burus that [ __ ] like they did cos they've been trying bro but you know that [ __ ] [ __ ] his stepdaughter so did uh didn't Jerry Lee Lewis do that too I'm so glad I'm not the one talking about this that's some sick [ __ ] no Jerry Lee Lewis married like a a cousin I think damn is that what it was yeah think it was a cousin well damn I saw that's the least of his problem there there's some other stuff that he did that's the least of his problem I mean I don't want to speak out a term because I don't know exactly what's real there's too many to compilations 13-year-old C 13-year-old cousin maror yo all right so tabloid sensation at the time tarnished Lewis's reputation and did some damage to his career so in 1958 in some parts of the country you could still marry a 13-year-old that's what we're Lear like that's how crazy the world has changed in the short amount of time damn that since 1958 1958 he thought it was totally normal to marry a 13-year-old
while he was famous I think in some of these states like the legal age of consent still like teen [ __ ] oh some country monkey redneck [ __ ] going on with this [ __ ] let's take a guess let's take a guess what do you think the youngest age of consent in this country is let's just take a guess 16 16 14 I think in in some states I bet it's different I bet it's different for boys what I bet I bet there's an age consent for boys that's younger than that oh no I think there is look up the age of consent for boys in New Mexico oh [ __ ] for having sex you're saying uh okay to have sex okay to have consensual sex I think there was some wacky laws that they made back in the day and it could have been something to do with uh famous important people that had something to do with [ __ ] kids why is that a thing M you know I mean it is a thing well it is a thing like it's it's a terrible taboo that everyone scared is real I don't know what's real it says it's legal for an adult someone 18 oh it's illegal for someone 18 or older to have sex with a minor someone younger than 16 okay so 16 is the age on head I do did it used to be younger that's there's something here where it says like yeah 13 to 16 but depending on how much older the the other person was anybody okay anyone between the age of 13 and 16 can consent with a per sex with a person who is no more than four years their senior but that's kind of normal I mean it's like high school yeah well 16 to 20 is a little weird but like 13 to 7 that's a little weird I mean basic we're talking about Euphoria right cuz that's like you know high schoolers having I didn't watch that I was watching that [ __ ] last night I was like damn nasty some good [ __ ] what is it about uh just some high school [ __ ] [ __ ] doing dope [ __ ] and you know [ __ ] like that name that movie kids exactly like I've heard it's like that it's in that realm I like it it's dope the musical yeah it's amazing it's a weird choice for a show to make what high school for [ __ ] yeah and doing drugs I mean I mean what are you doing in high school you know I mean they do do it you know this grown [ __ ] played the roles but you know they I remember being a junior high I saw a girl she did a like she's like snort Crystal Method like the playground
you know so I mean like oh my God drug drugs are a thing yeah but I'm from like the high desert so you know I've been watching this YouTube series that's like white high school [ __ ] man yeah Mexican like we was just smoking some weed and drinking some Dr in the bathroom and Gary we would when [ __ ] in my high school was snort no goddamn I didn't I [ __ ] in my high school that's like heavy pill Community when you start smoking crystal meth at school yeah that's you're you got no guidance you got no guidance I've been uh watching this YouTube series it's called Soft White underbelly have you heard of it no the [ __ ] dude I'm telling you it's [ __ ] crazy it's it's a great YouTube uh Channel and one of the things it has on it is this uh inbred family from the Appalachian Mountains dude it's the craziest [ __ ] this one guy barks like a dog what yeah this was a guy who's a mountain man they had him up there but he also he he interviews gambling addicts he interviews people that are hooked on crystal meth he interviewed a few meth heads a skin head he interviewed a con man it's I watched like 10 of them over the last week it's a great the guy is great they out there he just lets these people where the [ __ ] is the dental plan Express himself where's the dental plan and the Appalachians they don't have a dental plan the F they don't even have toothbrushes with that guys when that guy was growing up I bet they had no toothbrushes shoot a't they like coal miners and [ __ ] out there in some areas yeah I mean some areas there's there parts of Appalachia that are like gentrified now or they have like regular houses and normal people and it's like a um like a normal City but there's parses of Appalachia that don't have any electricity you know they they live you know very far away from a lot of society and there's a history of drug abuse up there unfortunately and deep poverty and this guy interviewed quite a few of these people and he interviewed this one family that was inbred and he interviewed this one guy who basically was just talking about like we weren't poor because we had everything we needed we could live off the land we hunted for our food we fished but it's like he's living a subsistence lifestyle that was the guy with the mountain man with three
teeth re it's interesting [ __ ] man I think he lost the teeth from from the drugs I don't know if it's necessarily just doing the it might have been but I don't think so I don't know I mean I'm what I'm looking at it's hard to tell though man it's hard to tell like who's doing meth but there's have you ever seen the wonderful Whites of West Virginia yeah ex that's what I'm saying wild yeah well those people that that part of the country is just just obsessed with or just uh infested with pills horri I don't even like driving through there on tour i' be like [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm catching a plane you driving scary [ __ ] man cuz yeah they yeah they still might Lynch you it it's the those people just got a shitty roll of the dice man that's where you grew up you just got a bum roll of the dice until we realize that like as Americans that not everybody started in the same spot we're never going to fix anything yeah we got to realize we we this all this pull you up by your bootstrap [ __ ] where the [ __ ] were your boot bootstraps where were they were your bootstraps in a gang infested neighborhood were your bootstraps in a trailer park in Appalachia where the [ __ ] were your bootstraps what if you got no goddamn boots he might have been in Connecticut [ __ ] he might have grew up might have grew up in New Haven Connecticut we I mean that's the first time I came on here talking about that it's all about education just feed them a book you know what I mean well it's also about the culture you're growing up in you know and how safe you are how safe you are to even Explore ideas you might just be trying to survive you're living in the Appalachia your [ __ ] parents are on pills and they punch you every time you try to eat food I mean what the [ __ ] that's a little kid out there that's probably having he's probably having that experience right now it could be a cultural thing if we're really getting into it though right because not every faction of people are like that right like we're talking about people in inner city like gang culture that's that's a culture of you know gang violence so like they're growing up in that right but if you look at let's say maybe a Jewish neighborhood right they're not punching their kids you know what I mean losing the teeth
doing the drugs kind of a thing they're not they don't have a bunch of gangs running around kind of a thing Italian neighborhoods right you don't really see all that kind of stuff so I'm saying it really does take a village but what you mean they ain't got no gang [ __ ] they got the Mafia the mafia yeah but are they are they running around killing you know they used to be the FBI kind of obliterated them so that that helped the community more I mean why why why isn't it helping us it's a good point that's a good point you know one of the things that I always say it's like if you want to make America great again or you want to make America better you got to have less losers what's the way to have less losers give people a chance to succeed so you look at the people people have the worst chances of succeeding it's people that grow up in crime infested drug infested gang infested neighborhoods right because everywhere around you is terrible examples and mostly what people do is we imitate our atmosphere right and when your ex your atmosphere is filled with terrible examples of crime drugs gang violence all kinds of violence it's casual casual murder you know that's that's people in parts of this country but that come from like that come from like lack of opportunity though it does it also comes from lack of attention like if you look United States has an organism right and you said oh well the organism has these spots that are sick very very obvious spots you know souths side of Chicago Detroit look at these spots that are and some of them you understand how did this happen oh Detroit they took the [ __ ] car manufacturing business and they moved it to another place and these people didn't have jobs and they were [ __ ] and they were stuck there and they didn't have enough money to leave they just shut everything down so you get rampant part you could buy a a house in Detroit for like $1,000 it's crazy that isn't Gary I'm not bullshitting right same thing Gary with the steel industry and then I just looked at some stuff the other day it was like uh it's it like the steel industry shrunk yeah and like now and it's shrinking even more now it's like 43% of the uh steel you know last year was imported isn't the water in Flint Michigan still [ __ ] up oh yeah hell is that realu water look
like this goddamn what's going on with the water in Flint Michigan is it still [ __ ] Up's on that Flint water yeah we drinking Flint water right now remember when Obama drink it on the air I'm going to drink this water it's not a stunt he had a little like the most baby sip of this water he didn't want to die no he didn't want to die it was a [ __ ] that that a black niggga that came with a truck and was making clean water out there [ __ ] and they shut his [ __ ] down he was making clean water and they shut it down clean water like a filter system you can Google that [ __ ] man then they sh have a per why did Obama drink like that though if you're going to have a glass of some [ __ ] water take a [ __ ] St the same thing with uh Bush when he ate the uh in China and he threw up because it was like it was poisoned or something like that who H what happened with him yeah didn't have he threw up he threw up some I threw up in someone's lap or some [ __ ] right right and he he didn't eat much I you know I I don't even know the story he might have just been old and tired at that point food and threw up yeah the joy yeah there we go yeah the [ __ ] oh my God he fainted after vomiting in the guy's lap gtis gastro okay so he had he had he had well that's what gastro there was a pres who was poisoned though it wasn't ours I Gastro and tontis mean is that um food poisoning stomach ache stomach ache oh stom G oh he had the shits he a had nothing but the bubble GS but he and he fell asleep he blacked out what he eat some what he eat some sushi I just the most disrespectful [ __ ] I knew it B Sushi you know if he wasn't a World War II veteran I'd be like listen you can't be president anymore if you keep fainting but I thought people this what I was talking about he just blacked out and threw up in the dude's lap that's crazy they thought they did so I remember at the time they said they thought they did this on purpose the Chinese delegation or whatever oh man well you know what man I think that job seen that I got to post it on I I think that job wrecks people man I think that job wrecks people yeah the amount of attention that you get when you're working that job is probably off the charts you probably can't sleep like everyone look at Obama
his hair went gray almost immediately you look at him Trump to Trump look better dude Trump skated through it he skated through it taking C medicine he was just taking adol and ride the wave I think Trum in the White House yeah if I had a guess I think Trump's one of those dudes where he he's doesn't do drugs unless the doctor prescribes it you know what I mean like there's a part of our like our parents era where like I don't do drugs meanwhile they're on Xanax hey what the [ __ ] are you talking about you're on a crazy drug that's a crazy drug drink your kids at roll yeah yeah you're drinking and you do Xanax you tell me you don't do drugs how convenient popping perks you're mad that's the what drives me crazy is when they're mad at weed smokers like we are the only ones the only ones that when we're High we're nicer right right we're the only ones right when when I'm high I'm so friendly I want to hug everybody I'm never angry when I'm never yeah exactly don't care about that [ __ ] I just want camaraderie and friendship and love and that's an illegal drug right and the [ __ ] people that are drinking and and popping Xanax they're upset at you yeah weed brings us together definitely does yeah but there's a lot of things that weed also highlights that make you super uncomfortable you know people get high and they get paranoid as [ __ ] but I think it's because you should be there's a [ __ ] war going on right now there's a crazy war going on right now in Russia and I I in excuse me in Ukraine I I've been I spent the last day and a half watching videos on it trying to figure out what the [ __ ] is going on and it's complicated it's really complicated but what it seems is that Russia is worried that um Ukraine has massive reserves of oil and of gas and so Russia took over Crimea and Crimea denies them access to a lot of their Coastline when Russia did that and then um Ukraine was apparently they were trying to or at least in talks to join NATO I'm sorry if I [ __ ] any of this up because I'm just remembering what I read and what I watch but what they're essentially saying is that Crimea and and Ukraine like they they want that for the natural resources and also because if that was NATO owned if if they were part of NATO rather then
they could park missiles in Ukraine and point them towards Russia it's it's wild sh I was reading basically be in the same country not that long ago were don't get along so it's like yeah if there's a Sovereign Nation being like hey like flirting with NATO they're like no I don't want your military bases here it's but it's obviously horrific that's going to create World War II it's obviously horrific I'm not I'm not um in any way saying that I'm on you know the side of the Russians in any way I'm not I'm definitely not but what I'm saying is like this this is what's going on it's like a I'm just trying to relay the information as I know it as what the conflict is without a judgment I'm not making any judgment I see all these people making these judgments on um whether or not uh this is a good war or a bad war and I'm like man how much do we know how much how much time is anybody spent studying Ukraine russan no such thing as good war no such thing you know what I mean like that's oxy that's crazy when you got missiles they're firing into apartment buildings like there's no way those are the good guys when you you shoot a missile into a [ __ ] apartment building like what the if you're not valuing life you can't be a good person [ __ ] the US do it all the time the point this is what I was going to get to somebody put a chart up which is wild of all of the air strikes that happened over the last like 48 Hours Obama they're constantly going on these air strikes and that's the wild thing is the Drone move the Drone move is like you can be in war and you're not even really there like you don't even have to have a reason to enter a country and you could launch missiles from robots and you could be in Nevada bro with an Xbox controller controlling it just murdering people well if you if you're smart you you've played video games against someone who really knows how to use one of those [ __ ] controllers if you had a guy and he really knew his [ __ ] wouldn't you recruit him to work for the [ __ ] Army yeah yeah yeah i' also been saying this about like Peep and toms get you a drone bro stay in your mom's basement you know what I mean don't go in the trees and the bushes don't go giving them any ideas my bad but for real if they can make a drone that would
respond the same way an Xbox controller respond who is going to beat a man Americans nobody we just have Robot Wars the best exactly but actually who's who's the best at like Xbox is there one country Jamie you would know this is there one country that dominates at like uh Call of Duty isn't it Korea oh they they dominate one of a lot of video games Korea dominates lot it's like those e- leagues right I think those kids they F stadiums over there they stadiums that's crazy with people playing video games like they did it with Starcraft and a what country kicks the most ass video games hard to say the game yeah Call of Duty okay let's go Call of Duty cuz that's the most it's mostly American based game but like they're playing it in every country and there's people that cheat in every country so you couldn't cheat when you're doing drone strikes and stuff so of course you could that's the thing would be perfect you want to cheat stri you could but the whole that's not cheating that's just drone striking that's not cheating that's just us all tell them do the war in the metaverse you know what I mean the thing is if you can get a person to do it there are dudes that are so goddamn good with those controllers they play so many video games all they would have to do is make a video game sort of interface where the guy is watching the Drone the Drone looks like it's in a video game and he would never miss never hell no just be lighting people up they already got that [ __ ] what sure the [ __ ] he talking about they're already doing it yeah I mean we have propaganda for don't we have like ads about like you know join the Army you can do this kind of a thing the more play video games kill people the more I think these UFO sightings a lot of these UFO sightings are military aircraft they're developing the more I think about it the more I think about how willing they are to talk about it they're they're willing to talk about the fact that um you know that there are these ships that they can't track and they're moving at insane rates of speed they're willing to talk about it it's like one of two things either it's aliens or they've developed some kind of crazy technology some anti-gravitational technology I think it's aliens it could be but it might not
be that's the thing it's like we we can develop a lot of [ __ ] we can velop nuclear power we can develop we we can develop uh nuclear missiles Hypersonic Jets jets that go faster than the speed of sound spaceships we could develop a lot of [ __ ] they could just figure out a way to develop something that distorts gravity you know because this has always been the thought of it like a thing that can distort gravity can act instead of like a like Bob Lazar talked about this when he talked about back engineering UFOs instead of like blowing fire out of the back of a rocket there's something that just distorts gravity go to a place almost instantaneously yo we need that they're going to figure that out man cuz is yeah airplanes and air travel is weak right now give me that [ __ ] it'll be instantaneous what's up with all the defense of humans versus Humans though I mean like I know it's human nature but maybe it's an Earthling thing even but we spend so much money and so much brain power on just like defending each other from each other I mean yeah well not but very rarely individually the thing is it's almost all in groups we're [ __ ] because our heritage all of our ancestors came from these small groups of people that huddled up together to stay alive and everybody outside of our group was the enemy yep so we all have this programming that sucks and this programming is based on ancient history it based on a time where there was no internet there was no international travel there was no everywhere you went if a boat showed up on your your Shore those were murderers that was like eight8 times out of 10 you know they would let you know they had a flag with a skull on it bro they had a flag with a [ __ ] Gull on it all over North America there Captain Cooks they you all that [ __ ] those bad [ __ ] they they were they were they would show up if someone showed up if it was like Christopher Columbus if he showed up if you knew what the [ __ ] was going to happen you would have grabbed everybody and ran for the hills you would have never stayed near those crazy [ __ ] first of all the diseases second of all the brutality I was reading this thing about Columbus where they were talking about Columbus hacked off people's arms like not him himself but his people like this there was a preacher that came with
them and they would tell these people because the people brought them gold as gifts and they said you got to bring back your weight in gold and when they didn't they would just hack off one of their arms and send them back out there to get gold it's CRA the see if you can find it that there's a a priest wrote about it in his journal that's our American hero Christopher Columbus the whole team of them were sociopath and murderers he did that to the Native Americans yes piece of [ __ ] Chris and like a cartel basically that's the that's the most brutal but not even the worst of it the worst of it was the diseases now they think that's what killed off the Mayans that's what killed off 90% of the Native Americans it was their Co yeah it was small pox and all kinds of diseases they brought with them from Europe they killed everybody in the Amazon dude they're finding civilizations in the Amazon that housed millions of people and they're finding him through this thing called liar where they fly over in Jets because the jungle overtaken all these cities so there used to be cities of millions of people in the Amazon and the Europeans showed up and they just got them sick and everybody died and when people came back to look for these cities like 50 years later they were gone just like Detroit's almost gone Detroit's got houses where trees are growing in the middle of it but this is even crazier because it's in the middle of the Jungle so it's happening quicker right yo okay Europeans just came over and just merked everybody everybody merked everybody with their cooties yeah Europeans came over here with their cooties and small own blankets no no no that's a myth man that's a myth yeah most likely most likely I I heard about that too and I looked into it they don't think they isolated small pox that way they don't think they understood it that way I was going to say that that was that'd be pretty [ __ ] genius they made but they made Co for sure thing is they they probably did that Airborne so yeah they getting the [ __ ] it's everybody was getting it and it killed 90% of the Native Americans 90% of them man is the W I mean you think about a disease that kills nine out of 10 people and it just swept through the entire continent and you
know all the Mayans they were trying to figure out what the where the [ __ ] did these people go they made chichin which is have you ever been down there no yeah dude I went down there it's wild you you walk amongst this place you're like what is this how did they do this they they did this like a thousand plus years ago like what is this what the [ __ ] is this it's all lined to the different constellations they have a room that they have set up just to do psychedelic drugs in yo yeah yeah we had a drug we had a guy who was a guide who was a professor this really interesting guy we heard this uh Mexican gentleman who knew everything about the Mayans and he spoke fluent English and Spanish so we'd explain it to you in Spanish and explain it to you in English and he said this was a whole area that would they take these leaves that contained lysergic acid which is like LSD and he was explaining this to me and he didn't even know that I like to do drugs right he was he was just telling me like I'm like a civilian and I'm like okay keep keep talking I'm like I knew it I [ __ ] knew it they had to be doing something they were so much more advaned all the Ingenuity and all that I mean I'll say this about that the I mean you're saying European SCH did this yeah I you know we weren't we alive for World War II but this conflict is the first time I've seen white people fight white people right you know what I mean like this is kind of I feel like this this may change some things in the history books and for you talking about with the Russia [ __ ] yeah Russia in the Ukraine like i' I've never seen this you know it's always us and you know the Middle East or something like that exactly you know but now this is like kind a I've never this in the history books we see that so I think there's a there's a progression in a way I think people will see like oh it's not just these guys are evil white people can be evil too in the not just Hitler right it's it's a human thing where people can get to a certain place where they have a certain amount of power and they want to hold on to it and they do evil [ __ ] it's a human thing yeah ukra is hard though and they got the boxers in there I mean like Klitschko Vladimir and lomachenko
and usyk is there too they're all armed to the teeth and all the ladies out there all the volunteers hard isn't Miss Ukraine in there like Miss un wasn't she like a Miss Universe contestant I saw a picture they said that was a aoft gun oh they lied this is the problem there's so much lies they got a politician [ __ ] I seen with the [ __ ] AK hey Nancy Pelosi would never have a AK-47 was going [ __ ] B would Biden would Trump you know with Obama you know BR they got me with a parody they they showed Steven Seagal it was like somebody made a parody of a CNN article that say Steven Seagal is in U in Ukraine and I was like oh my God if this is real and I I lazily looked for like 5es minutes and then I couldn't find if it was fake or real and I just posted it and saying that we're about 14 hours from the aliens landing and people were like why did you believe it's real I I'll tell you why Steven Sagal was listed as a threat to the [ __ ] nation of Ukraine in 2017 yeah they won't let him in the country why not he's banned yeah yeah he's a threat to National Security Steven Sagal Above the Law the actor look at my Instagram page look at my Instagram page he Washington Post story from [ __ ] 2017 it's a legit newers he was labeled a threat to National Security above the law that guy is in Ukraine so when I saw that he was in Ukraine I it was a parody I was like I could believe that I can't believe that have you seen it yeah I'm trying to find the act the link just uh right banned from Ukraine 2017 has taken over the searches uh there go yeah this is it Ukraine banned Steven Seagal's threat to National Security bro what the [ __ ] that [ __ ] fat as [ __ ] it's so crazy can he can he steal a fight like that what he does is a thing called iido and it's a very unusual martial art in that it's really designed for Samurai to fight someone with a sword so if you lose your s your sword in combat this is the origins of it okay if you lose your sword and you come after a dude who knows iido he tries to transfer the energy of your attack and coun and throw you just like throws and trips and a lot of clothesline stuff and St seal Steven seal adopted it to movies and made it very fun cuz it did seem like a lot of
[ __ ] that was fighting him was like running into him and just [ __ ] up of course but that was a mov you know it was a a lot of their stuff is choreographed unfortunately but there is some legitimacy to some of their movements there's some legitimacy to these wrist locks and controlling arms and throwing people the is it won't work on someone who's like a really good wrestler it's like it's like one of those things we get really good at and be an expert at it but you still won't be as good as an expert in another martial art this is Steven Seagal Steven Seagal was a legit Aikido black belt but like look at this look at this guy's attacking him he's just throwing him to the ground let me tell you something if Daniel Cormier shot in on that dude and got a hold of his legs he crush him he' hoist him up in the air and drop him on his head 100% of the time the difference between what he's doing and he's a master at I really is he's a master but the difference is it's not as good or it's not as effective a martial art as wrestling or as Judo or as Jiu-Jitsu it's a an interesting martial art but when it comes to like being able to take people down nobody can [ __ ] with Judo when it comes to like with the ghee grabbing throwing and when it comes to like taking people down you know just double EGS and single legs no one can [ __ ] with wrestlers so you have no one can [ __ ] with the throws of Judo guys no one can [ __ ] with the takedowns of wrestlers versus this it's not a bad thing to learn it's interesting it's good for your health you get some ex me sure but yeah that that look crazy come on now that [ __ ] didn't look like [ __ ] I would have ran up on that n [ __ ] his yeah now show some like hey somebody getting jumped into a gang like like let's see somebody getting jumped but this but let me tell you something he does know how to strike a little bit like does have he does Steven Seagal does like no no [ __ ] he knows how to clo he does there's a lot of it is kind of nonsens I'm talking [ __ ] don't [ __ ] me up I was talking [ __ ] man also he's a big [ __ ] dude he's 100 years old he's a 100 years old okay but he's he's a big dude also he know how to block all the punches and all that he knows how to do a lot like no you just because someone's
kind of funny it's kind of funny he's you know he's kind of a character right karate Phil Jackson he's kind of a karate it's kind of like a traditional martial arts character but he still is a legit martial artist even though he's kind of funny he's does a lot of wacky movies and [ __ ] at the end but he's a he runs weird he inspired a whole generation bro here because of St the law and above the law I loved him in that movie hard to kill oh my God but above the law was the first time you saw what I thought was like realistic fight scenes he was young he could when he [ __ ] people up in the bar with pool sticks and pool balls like that was realistic we all loved it he's fighting the Jamaicans screw face oh scw he was this interesting weird looking guy damn that was one of my favorite ones look at the difference man he was so thin back then but like this [ __ ] seemed it seemed at least partially believable like he seems like a guy who really does understand martial arts movements and they're they're much more realistic than say like a dude doing a jumping sidekick to one dude's face or kicking two dudes at the same time doing the splits like we were used to that we were seeing a lot of that in like Jackie Chan movies and it was fun and everything right oh BR a lot of Father and Sons together you know a lot of Father and Son my we love this kind of [ __ ] chuck naris movies of the [ __ ] oh yeah I loved all those movies all the Bruce Lee movies came through Bruce Lee obviously but what he did was made [ __ ] where it was like it was a little more believable that he was [ __ ] these guys up in my as a lifelong martial artist in my eyes I was like this is all real this way [ __ ] these guys and also he looks like a mean [ __ ] when he was young and thin Steven Seagal looked mean as [ __ ] and I believed it when he was [ __ ] guys up it wasn't like Pierce Bronson head kicking people you know what I'm saying yeah that was fake yeah you I'm watching this guy I'm like this is a guy who knows how to [ __ ] I'm looking in his eyes like you look in Bruce Lee's eyes you look in Chuck Norris's eyes those are people that really know how to [ __ ] people up you can see it in their eyes and I can see it in his eyes knows how to [ __ ] people up I mean it's CLA vanam
he knows how to [ __ ] people up John Claud vanam was a legit martial artist absolute legit martial artist so those four basically then there's quite a few of them man you know Michael J white is absolutely legit Michael ji white broke the chain on the heavy bag at Legend's gym in Hollywood he asked Eddie Bravo or Eddie Bravo rather asked him to demonstrate uh the way he does a sidekick this dude does a sidekick a Hopping sidekick slams it into the bag the bag goes Kink against the chain and the chain snaps that's real 100% real we were laughing cuz me and Eddie were like dude if this was a movie and the guy came over like the movie star is going to demonstrate that he really knows karate and he does a kick and it breaks the bag he'd be like get the [ __ ] out of here with this movie that's what I'm saying and we we were laughing our asses off but he really did it Michael G white he has perfect technique perfect there's a bunch of demonstrations of him kicking online but I'm telling you something the guy has perfect technique there's guys that maybe their knee is down too much or maybe when they throw a yeah dude I'm telling you perfect technique everything he does 100% hip engagement you know like when you watch him hit the bag well remember when he played Tyson dog I was about to say that's my favorite Ro he ever did man or spawn remember we played spawn he was amazing in spawn they should bring back oh they going to bring that thing back they should bring him back in spawn but but he has a bunch of videos of him demonstrating martial arts online he even did like a thing with Kimbo they were working on a movie together and he was explaining something to Kimbo about telegraphing things and Kimbo was you could tell Kimbo was like oh [ __ ] it wasn't just like an actor was [ __ ] around it was like oh this guy's legit I watched him man I'm telling you I've know legit martial arts Michael White very legit word Wesley Snipes very legit very legit stand up very legit stand up 100% black belt level stand up let's go like you watch him [ __ ] people up in in um blade that's 100% Wesley snip yeah he went hard yeah no he's good but Michael J White had a bunch of fights Michael J White had a bunch of yeah he had a bunch of kashin fights Michael jaw is legit and you watch him like move around
that him with J Josh Barnett Cowboy him and cowboy I thought they were really going after they weren't really has he been on the podcast no yeah hasn't I definitely have M though I did a thing with him like back in the day in like 1994 I was hosting I was a guest host of later remember Bob costus had later and I got I got him out as a on as a guest okay because I wanted to talk to him 94 oh dude it was back in the D might have been 95 Maybe Might Have Been even 96 but it was in the 90s like so it was like I think he was right when he was doing the Tyson movie and it was asking about like what cuz you know 96 Tyson was still young and terrifying that was a risky time play him and you know do yeah I say this on the podcast before I met Tyson once at Rosco's Chicken waffles Jamie Fox and he was look at my mom Jamie Fox is gonna play Tyson and he gonna play Tyson in another movie is yeah he's he's apparently bulking up right now all right I mean he does do the best Tyson impersonation he does the best of everybody impersonation yeah Jamie Fox can do some [ __ ] impersonations he he's one of those dudes that just has too much talent he does so many things a lot of things yeah Legend that's what I'm saying man you can't just like confine to just you know music you know I looked at guys like Jamie Fox and see that you know what I mean I I've been looking at him since Living Color and he was a you know a versatile Superstar do there's certain dudes that can do anything right you there's certain guys that like if they wanted to just play piano professionally I might need Securities like that's the top 10 for me like comedy special you ever see it Jammy Fox no I haven't seen I might need security young J what year was that early 2000s maybe late it's got a l Cool J story in it oh dog he is I mean I might need security bro that was that was a hood classic he was a fun guy to have on the podcast because Jamie Fox is a giant movie star but he acts like a total normal person yeah and he got he got Classic Albums too he can sing his ass off he can sing his ass off and an Oscar oh my God you know another comedian that make Doe music Lil Duvall that's your I Love Lil duv love song I just heard that [ __ ] hard as [ __ ] yeah I love a leg he's hilar he you know he has
two planes he has two planes he flies around his own planes he flies his own [ __ ] planes oh [ __ ] fck yo yeah du he's like that's real Freedom Legend yeah he flies his own [ __ ] planes that's crazy a smart [ __ ] yeah you know what I mean not Pap yeah not Pap for flights no more learning how to fly your own [ __ ] plane put it in yeah yeah put it in your own hands isn't like bur like he's like one like helicopters 100% I went up with yeah ex he took me up around downtown LA I'm straight wild I'm straight on a helicopter yeah apparently they know how to like rest in peace Kobe they know how to get him down the thing about that was that he should have never flown that Kobe Bryant Clash crash apparently that guy there was a marine layer that was really low Bill explained the whole thing to me cuz Bill Burr is a legit pilot right he said you you'd never take a helicopter out in that weather you don't have any instrumentation like what you you can't do that like you can't see what's in front of you in terms of like instrumentation you don't see where the [ __ ] mountain is slammed right into the [ __ ] mountain right but it's also like you know it's it's Kobe and he's like I got to get there you know what I mean yeah but you got tell a guy like Kobe you got to that's got to be so hard got to be like hey man we can't go up man but this pilot supposed be like one of the best I mean one of the best helicopter pilots in the world they were saying right you know what man to have a guy like Kobe in your [ __ ] helicopter is probably so weird you want to do whatever he want whatever yeah you're like you know what I can make it I've done this before I've seen thick Marine layer like this so there's an arrogance of the pilot being like I can get this yeah yeah and you forget like oh I can kill a lot of people here yeah it's kids involved man you should sat your ass down man but it's all good though man rest in peace Co it's tragic [ __ ] Bro buty hly shut the most tragic mhm the most when when someone dies like with their kid on the way to a game CU you just want to support them you think it'd be fun to take a helicopter together but he loved helicopters right didn't he travel from where he lived to the where the Lakers played and everything by helicopter he did a lot of that though
he just had D yeah the quickest way because there's traffic in La I mean it's just it's perfect Dennis Miller used to do that Dennis Miller yeah he did a show and when he did his show he would fly in in a helicopter and then one time the helicopter I think I'm not speaking out a turn here I hope but uh one time I think he had an issue was like [ __ ] helicopters cuz like all it takes is one one and we all forget that part I was just in Miami a couple uh weeks ago and a helicopter crashed in the [ __ ] uh on the beach oh my God it's on YouTube mother crashed on the [ __ ] beach when I was in Hawaii I took a helicopter over the volcanoes oh no that's a terrifying feeling cuz like if this thing drops into the volcano you have no control you just melt yeah oh my God you melt with the helicopter so it's just lava sitting in the lava spilling out into the ocean creating more of Hawaii you could watch Hawaii being built in real time also when it erupts yeah when it erupts the all the land oh that's crazy oh yeah it erupted just a couple of years ago in the Big Island remember there was a video of a car getting destroyed by lava someone had parked their Mustang and the lava it at least comes slow that's the only good that's the only good thing about it it's slow as [ __ ] but it's slow as [ __ ] what just happened to Tonga look at this [ __ ] what is this it's the helicopter in Miami oh my God it's going to crash right there in the water I was out there I was like uh-oh oh man oh look at the splash oh my God it almost hit that dude they live though did they okay that's why yeah that's why you trying to get in the water well that's that's the help the water yeah they live though but that didn't didn't that volcano [ __ ] just happened to like Tonga it's like it like blew like part of the island off yeah Tonga is a scary spot man it blew part of the island blew part of that island off it was like a like how many ton like Mega like megat ton explosion huge you can see it under from the from space in the ocean right it's enormous explosion did you see that how many see SP yeah like huh I don't think people died in that one the water the ocean one I don't think they died in the ocean one cuz it all it happen in the middle of the ocean yeah underwater yeah
it's like it's it's close enough to is are we talking about the same one yeah it's underwater a volcano right yeah I yeah underwater volcano that you can see from space it blew off part of the island yeah you can see it from space look at this that's from space just a random explosion that's underwater so here's the crazy thing from underwater there was a a thing I think it's called the Toba volcano is that what it is Jamie in Indonesia like the same spot it's almost the same spot so that area is responsible for an eruption a volcanic eruption that occurred somewhere around 70,000 years ago that almost wiped out the entire human race what it brought the entire human race down to about 7,000 people what year was this this was about 70,000 years ago okay so 70,000 years ago everyone you know everyone on this [ __ ] planet came from these few thousand people that survived they don't know exactly how many but they estimated K be as low as 7,000 people but wow mostly decimated the population of Earth from that from a giant volcano that spewed Ash into the sky killed all the vegetation killed all the sunlight only 7,000 people only 7,000 people so how does race even exist then because that that's your human race right there right cuz it's all [ __ ] it's all where we live live if you live in Africa you're going to get darker skin slowly over time if you live in Europe you're going to need more vitamin D you can only get it from the Sun there's no [ __ ] Sun so you get paler and paler and paler after generation after more of an ethnicity and a regional or a cultural thing so it's not even so if whatever this social look different that's all it is we just look different we're the same exact 100% thing it's not like a wolf that's trying to have sex with a cat we're you know what I'm saying there's one race we just look different because we have different genetics cuz we came from different parts of the world that's all it is my [ __ ] said that [ __ ] louder tell Hey where's that compilation at so confusing to people look at Joe Rogan out here saying there's only hey human race the human race that is all we but this is like 100% accurate you know I'm a mut I'm a mix of a bunch of [ __ ] but it's mostly Italians and then I've got like
some Irish people in there and some African and I got some uh some Asia a little bit of Asia in there but it's like we're all some weird Cross of all these people that started out in some spot and had to survive massive cataclysmic disasters true I'm 98% Nigerian whoa that's what the 23 of me [ __ ] told me I don't know [ __ ] I could be some other [ __ ] who knows they say I think [ __ ] was here Native America I think some [ __ ] was here in America before we before slavery I think we was here that's what hotep Jesus believes hotep Jesus was telling me that on my podcast and I was like well why not people traveled from everywhere well the first ship Builders they say were Africans were they really yeah you look that one up yeah first were Africans Egypt's in Africa right they used to build ships for everybody right yeah and then uh so if a [ __ ] had a ship a [ __ ] could go any [ __ ] so if you look at some of the old they had huge NOS I mean no look let's pull that up pull up an image of the OMC the omcs look absolutely African in their features absolutely and the OM they don't even know who the [ __ ] they were exactly you know the OM were like 6,000 years ago or something crazy like that they they don't even know who they were look at that see what I mean those those are black people it's [ __ ] I know that [ __ ] right there I know that [ __ ] you know what it could be though Polynesian Samoan like Samoan folks there's a lot of Samoan guys look like that that they [ __ ] too there's a there was a lot of like Warrior people absolutely I mean if you want to look at like Biggy Smalls come on now Warrior genetics Bro Look at that's me right there that guy looks like a warrior whoever that I mean look at those faces those are Warrior faces so what whoever those folks were whatever they represented they don't even know what the culture was they don't know anything about them there's yeah you you're right about the Simone thing CU there's a lot of there's like there's features a lot of it yeah absolutely yeah I mean l dude there's a lot of those guys were warriors the guys who landed in Hawaii think about this [ __ ] yeah they got on regular boats and made it across the ocean and got lucky and found Hawaii they didn't know where the [ __ ] it was
those people who landed in Hawaii whatever thousands of years ago whenever they arrived they had no idea where they were going right they ran into it they had little boats they didn't have like I mean by the say they knew how to navigate using the stars and stuff like that but when I say they had no idea where they're going like they didn't have Maps right where did they come from they like they're coming from they're coming from the East right so they're going you know it's not it's not the Europeans coming from you know these guys are coming from or the west where they found the people that found I think South Pacific right right that's what they so when they arrived in Hawaii they there was no one there so they found this island that was essentially you know had some native life on it a lot of fish on it and they they got there with no navigation systems no YouTube videos to watch and they they set up shop in Paradise thousands of years ago yeah and then Columbus came through and just raped pill and you know gave did he go to Hawaii he go no I say okay you're right you're right he go the Bahamas when when did America take over Hawaii uh I don't think that was until the 1900s if I'm correct how old is Hawaii right CU that underwater volcano too you know mean an island in the middle of the O but we have to invade that [ __ ] right I don't know how it went down I don't know the history we didn't just go to Hawaii and be like hey man we we want this right what y'all want there's a treaty right because obviously what Japan wanted to claim it somebody died somebody somebody somebody got killed well look at Pearl Harbor right that was a because I think Japan they did they own Hawaii at all know the East own Hawaii at all I think they were their own Nation until people start figuring out they're there right that's what I'm saying we like bro when you go to Hawaii on vacation and and Hawaii don't have a [ __ ] Army so they like yo we with y'all exactly I [ __ ] love Hawaii I go there on vacation I love it there the people the nicest people and they're some of the best fighters so many great UFC fighters Max Hollow there's of that came from Hawaii Hawaii kicked me out I went there with a bogus test and the [ __ ] kicked me out the got [ __ ]
Hawaii 1784 chart of the Sandwich Islands by Captain James Cook William blind so he was like probably the guy who got there in the 1700s and found the Polynesian people and you know they brought goats they brought over pigs they brought all the animals that other than uh the axis deer the axis deer were actually given to King Kamehameha like they're Hawaiian Islands have a shitload of deer because they were given there by the king of uh King kameho so he uh brought them from India but uh these guys like Captain Cook they would drop goats off on like an island how would they have known it was there in 1784 well they probably had people that they probably had Drifters crazy [ __ ] that got on a boat and figured out how to get there and could tell you what time of the year like they knew basically like which way you know if you're following the stars and and they had seant you know what a Sextant is m a seon is this thing it looks like a like a measuring device and they they would use it to to track the Stars see if you can find what a Sextant looks like they I think they had those 1700s right at those at the time find out when when it was the seant was made too but the seant was a way a primitive way to track the like the constellations and they would travel across the ocean using them those guys were whis taking [ __ ] bro I mean that's crazy that's a sexon so that's what it looked like so they what year was that invented um they um they figured it out a long time ago and I don't know how they did it I don't know much about seant that's some crazy [ __ ] that Captain Hook sh okay look at that 1731 the principal um was implemented in 1731 by John Hadley and Thomas Godfrey so what does it say there it says unpublished writings of Isaac Newton from 1643 to 1727 so somewhere in Isaac Newton's life he came up with the concept of it okay amazing of course he did I was going to say I was like yeah of course he did or he's just like yeah strong yeah he strongar somebody for it right Isaac Newton didn't have sex what yeah I think he died of urgin see if that's true I might have made that up damn call him a geek bro I spread a lot of misinformation you are say this whole episode's misinformation I like to check myself I like to check myself before I
wreck myself how old is racism by the way it's forever from the beginning is it really trial is it forever it's a tribal thing man okay here it is Newton was rigorously puritanical when one of his few friends told him a loose story about a nun he ended their friendship he is known to have never had a romantic relationship of any kind and believed to have died a virgin AKA he was gay n a bully WR this I think he was gay did a bully right this that sounds I don't know I think he was just gay they just didn't want to say it bro the guy told him a [ __ ] story and he he broke up with him he not going to be your friend he broke up with him see you said he gay he was gay what me he was probably asexual I don't know there's dudes that are asexual men there's guys that listen hey for the thank you Isaac Newton for not [ __ ] for making all this [ __ ] thank you sir thanks [ __ ] at least he thought he was at the tender age of 19 the future mathematician was committed to paper a list of 48 sins of which he was guilty transgressions ranged from peevishness at his mother to having unclean thoughts words and actions and dreams how do what's that word they might not know how to spell [Music] dreames uh he dream that sounds like hell Gollum would say dreams I have dreams ass Dre he also confessed to eating an apple at thy house though he gave no word as to whether it was the Apple okay whatever it was [ __ ] that Apple stuck a needle in his eye socket on purpose a lot oh my God in Newton's time little was known about the properties of light in fact people weren't sure whether the eye created light or collected it James Gleek author of the 2003 biography of Newton told HuffPost science in a telephone interview curious Newton embarked on his own detailed study of Optics and he wasn't above acting as his own guinea pig probing his eye with a blunt needle known as a Bodkin that was on your mom's house video I think oh my God yeah I saw one of those stupid [ __ ] he's a stupid [ __ ] too no he yeah I think you can't be smart at everything this is what I think
I think the more you don't have sex and relationships at all in your life and you'll cut a friend off if he talks about [ __ ] like you've narrowed down your your bandwidth of thinking and you could push it all on whatever he was doing like with science and gravity and all the crazy [ __ ] like there's there's people like that that like they they have a like there's a spot in society that's perfect for them maybe it didn't even exist until they were born right but they can figure out a thing they got a lane like intermittent fasting almost right it's you know if your body more yeah you know your body's not eating food so you can focus on other things so I need to do intermittent [ __ ] yeah I mean basically that's what they're say it's just like yeah I just knew was a genius but he ain't no [ __ ] well how many guys do you know that have a a a like a relationship with their wife or girlfriend they break up and then they go on a rampage when they go on a rampage they don't get nothing else done right right they don't answer text messages they're like bro I thought we were going to go to dinner oh [ __ ] cuz they sto getting [ __ ] you got to keep getting [ __ ] no matter what no matter what I think it's he's the is Newton of getting [ __ ] that should uh be in a quote you got to keep getting [ __ ] no matter what keep getting [ __ ] no matter what think Nike already did that Nike [ __ ] just [ __ ] you got to keep getting [ __ ] no matter what man you know what I'm yeah Isaac Newton well I think I don't think Isaac wanted it man no he was too busy don't you think if certain people are born blind don't you think certain people are born with no sexual appetite at all I don't know sure imagine if you weren't horny at all right they there has to be people like that obviously if there's pedophiles if there's people who want people have blood lust that kind of a thing if you weren't horny at all and your friend just wants to talk to you about butt [ __ ] you're like what are you talking about man we talk about quantum physics I'm trying to figure out gravity you're sticking your dick in a place where someone shits yeah make them [ __ ] fall so we can [ __ ] listen 100% there has to be there has to be people that have no desire whatsoever for intimate contact with another person
that's crazy yeah but it's like it's not any crazier than people that are born with all kinds of different things that are different about so what do they do they got to bust a nut you have to bust a nut it's in your you don't I don't think you have to I think there's certain people where their body doesn't produce any testosterone my football coach very little of it my football coach told me to go get some [ __ ] he said if you hold in that nut you're going to get acne and I didn't want to have no pimples that's hilarious your coach said that what bigy small teacher said you ain't you're never going to make it but Freddy Gibs High School coach said if you ain't [ __ ] you got to bust them nuts do you have Moses do you have a teacher like that the talked with you that said something to you that you like sticks in your craw no I had one teacher said I wasn't going to graduate and then I did I remember when I graduated I told her I was like see I I knew I was going to make it Miss MC junin he told me my coach told me go get some [ __ ] he said don't beat your [ __ ] he said don't beat your meat he said when you beat your [ __ ] you beat your brains so I was like I guess I'm making myself stupid by jacking off I need to get some ass they gave terrible advice back then I mean my God bro my my foot my wrestling coach rather was trying to get me to play football I wrestled at 134 lbs trying to get me to play football I was like what the [ __ ] are you talking about man right 134 he's like you'd be fast you'd be great on the field like go [ __ ] you we had our our heavyweight was this kid Bob Baker he weighed 300 lb I was like I'm friends with Bob he's so much biger he could fit me inside of him and no one would even notice [ __ ] out of here I'm not playing football yeah that's that's dangerous it's a terrifying game it's fun though it's fun if you're on the right side of it right yeah it's fun dudes get get hit in uh baseball and it's you know it's rare someone slides into a you know a catcher or something like that they Collide into someone I sto playing baseball cuz I a't want to get hit with the ball no more right though that thing that's a weapon coming at you yeah I'm good on this [ __ ] what I'm saying is that dudes get hit in football every [ __ ] day dog car
Crashers yeah and they're and they're they're bigger they're fat I mean they're literal cars coming at you and crashing it's a collision sport right here's my question how come hockey players get to fight yeah yeah that's how come everybody doesn't get to fight what is c 200 lb coming at you and skates and just I mean none of them have teeth you know what I mean but why what's going on what's what's the rules there hockey wasn't made in America it wasn't fact yeah it's Canadian it's Canadian is everything else made America actually I don't know if it's Canadian it's Russian I think is it hockey let's guess let's guess I would say Russian I think I think Russian cuz it's in Russia it's in Russia they're very good it's a big deal in Russia I'm say okay let's go with Russia what we got where was hockey created cuz fighting but why do they get to fight cuz fighting in American Sports is unsportsman you know there's no black people in hockey and if you show black people fighting nobody's going to watch every's like this is okay I can see my son black people fighting they're not going to watch what are you talking about I know I'm saying but I feel like with uh with sports like that with when it's a team sport you can't really I mean it's like oh these thugs are fighting and we're not going to get the ratings if it's white dudes it's like it's cool you know unless it's UFC or boxing I agree with that if it was black dudes in hockey fighting they wouldn't yeah it' be like these thugs are on the on the on the ice but [ __ ] don't want to be cold right right we ain't skating [ __ ] right here it is two answers England it emerged in England in the mid 18th century was largely attributed to the growth of of public schools we all about misinformation hockey was hold on hockey was a part of the growth of public schools that's I don't know that that so can you scoll scroll back up so I can read that again the args of hockey have been long debated in 2008 the International Ice Hockey Federation officially declared the first game of organized ice hockey was played in Montreal in 1875 but it says in this other uh paragraph here the modern game of hockey emerged in England in the mid 18th century which is the
1700s and is largely attributed to the growth of public schools such as Eaton which is what the first Hockey Association was formed in the UK in 1876 and Drew up the first formal set of rules could you imagine if schools emerged because of hockey is that real y That's Is that real like what Public Schools emerged because of hockey get them in class so yeah they'll go play hockey that is crazy is like an incentive can you imagine if hockey was how they figured out schools I think I mean maybe it was a bunch of Rich guys that I got my hockey team n [ __ ] I got my hockey team all right I got my school they started a school you know what I'm saying I'm going start my school maybe that's how they did it but okay so no structure though I I can't fight in rugby then rugby should be fighting you should fight in rugby you could fight in hockey you can't fight in rugby that's ridiculous R I was going to say like rugby is already is a fight you know they don't have any helmets on they don't got [ __ ] all you know they say that that's safer Believe It or Not than American football MH that the the problem with the head like the helmets and the the shoulder coverings the head coverings is that they make you feel like you're protected but you're not really no but yeah I think it's the helmet bro that helmet coming right smacking [ __ ] out the thing is we're so to the transition period between helmets and no helmets like I mean make them like make them lacrosse helmets you know that you can't give anybody any padding on their head and allow them to smash people in the heads that's what I'm saying yeah guys AR going put skulls against skulls if you're a bigger guy and that guy's got a smaller head that's a terrifying place to be if you're that smaller guy I mean we got taught to hit people in the face why fighting is allowed in the NHL here we go there's no real answer here that I got to but I was just as I'm reading the like the third time they do fight in baseball they do but don't they break it up IM break that up yeah they break it up and no but they let them they let them talk they break it up a hockey but those guys get like what like two minutes like like timeout they go right back in it depends like it's gone down over time but for like I was looking at some baseball thing like
Reggie Jackson hit a home run and then went and fought the guy that was the 70s though my grandfather was a Yankees fan so I used to have to watch those games I was a little kid I used to watch those games my grandpa he loved it man bro those guys were so many drugs the 70s and the 80s were cool for baseball I'm sorry B I think they had the right science though they didn't have the right science like what's really was interesting is the Mark Maguire years when they got dudes like science juicy juicy yeah the science yeah smacking the [ __ ] out of the ball it's [ __ ] up how they kept him and Barry Bonds out Hall of Fame it's [ __ ] up it is [ __ ] up because there's a lot ER there was a lot of people that were taking it and they just they were better than everybody else it's like Lance Armstrong argument like you want to say that Lance Armstrong doesn't deserve to win the Tour to France well everybody was on drugs the whole tour to France was on drugs everybody's doping yeah they're all doping yeah but that's also like then then say the same thing about the 70s era when they're all on methamphetamines exactly you know exactly so like why are these guys bad because they broke those great records as Babe Ruth is their Pinnacle you can't beat those records killed Hank Aaron for that you know yeah and I I mean I I wasn't alive during the Hank era but or Hank Aaron era but I I believe they probably said he was jeice and what weren't they like oh he's a cheat probably something did they say that I never heard that heard sorry I'm knew what juice was back I'm trying I'm misinformation yeah I'm out here that's that should be a girl that does porn misinformation she's a radio DJ actually missing oh there is is a radio DJ yeah I think that they didn't discover that [ __ ] until Eastern block Nation started they started experimenting on it with Olympic athletes and uh you started seeing women Olympic athletes that were posting up numbers that I think even Google this cuz I think there's some like powerlifting numbers from uh Eastern block nations from the early days before drug testing that they still haven't beaten damn like dude they they engineered people back then there was an article I read about this lady who was
in that program and uh she was like a weightlifter and they like she basically was forced to take hormones and it ruined her chance of ever having children she could never have children and she was just talking about like what awkward [ __ ] it did to her body cuz back then man they would just they just they were science experiments right they didn't give a [ __ ] man you're going to win for the Soviet Union like you take that drug right though yeah you don't have a you don't have a choice right it's like it's like you know there's a lot of communist countries that just decide what you're going to do and if you're a woman and you you show promise at weightlifting and and they want you to represent Russia gymnastics back in the 1950s or 60s whatever it was skating right cycling all of it now right this is what we're realizing with this war man it's like it's a this is a people thing like people like to control people it doesn't matter if they're Russian or Chinese or wherever the [ __ ] they're from American Canadian look at what's going on in Canada well they froze the assets all those people that contributed to the truckers that were trying to like protest what are you doing they did that for real they froze the assets they froze people's assets they they I don't know if they released them I think they they eventually ultimately release them yeah where are people's rights to protest well man it's like Canada is a democracy right it's a thing that people want toar look running things and ruling over people's got to be very [ __ ] complicated it's very difficult to do right it's so hard to do and so hard to do when you have like all these different pressures from all these different businesses that have contributed to your campaigns and people that want you to do one thing or the other thing God damn it's got to be hard to do and one of the easiest impulses one of the most normal human impulses is just tell people shut the [ __ ] up I'm going to do this now we're going to impose this we're going to impose a new law we're going to keep this law it's a natural thing that people want to do when they get in charge and you're not supposed to be able to do that and the people that like voted with him that's a mistake you're not supposed to give people new powers the the amount of
power they have is enough those powers are supposed to be reserved for terrorist attacks and [ __ ] wild stuff you know like people trying to over overthrow the government not people that are protesting like you got to you got to be able to tolerate a certain amount of protesting right you have to be there has to be discourse cuz otherwise you're going to make new laws to make your life more convenient and easy right but the the [ __ ] real reason is no one should be a president no one no one should be a prime minister no one person should get that much juice facts and I don't think they have in America I think this is a good example because I think that with Biden is probably a lot of people helping him out and it's probably a gigantic group effort but RHA nobody's saying [ __ ] to Putin no right you know that's a different kind of thing checking my man when when a a person gets to that spot that crazy super position where they can just call out whatever they want done get Force things the only other [ __ ] I remember running Russia was Mel gorbachov and then after that it was just been poting the rest of my life how about Cru in the 1960s Cru pulled his shoe out and banged it on the desk and said I will bury you right bro do you remember you ever see that want to see that you need to see that because this is like post nuclear weapons first being deployed really this was in the Cold War could have been a hot War this is time no this is like when he did that with Kev I want to I don't know what year it was I'm thinking I'm thinking this was during like the Kennedy years 1960 yeah 1960 he took his [ __ ] shoe off and banged it on the desk and said I will burry you do you understand how terrifying that would have been who was he talking to Russians go us to us yeah Russians go hard and these [ __ ] had nuclear weapons and a long history of brutal Warfare that was just recently behind them they had Warfare on their front lines you know during Stalin's era they [ __ ] who knows how many people starve to death in Russia right Russia was horrifically horrifically treated by its rulers and by history and fate and that goes back to the Mongols invading them in the 1200s man so it's just in their blood
dude they've had a long history of conflict these are these are Fierce People and you see it in the UFC right now there's these Russians that are coming over and [ __ ] dominating in the UFC there's so many of them like a high population of Russians I've been to Russia too that [ __ ] is it's a hard place yeah I it's cold as [ __ ] people are strong no it ain't third world no not at all it's just a different they're just hard people man yeah I don't like the vibe I'm good I said I said putting my man on here I got to clarify that that was Urban vernacular it's a vernacular you know that Lou CK was doing a show he was supposed to be doing a show in Ukraine when the [ __ ] hit the fan oh I I read about that yeah dude Twitter he's on talking about it yeah I don't want to read his text it's pretty hilarious yeah um he yeah terrifying he was pretending that he was there and then he wasn't uh he was pretending he was there okay okay text message just to be funny he's like I'm [ __ ] he um he said no I got out this is crazy and he's explaining and he he we got he he's doing like some European tour right now but imagine Shawn Penn is over there right now dog over there is over there I mean they're over there just like documenting it Hing they don't get killed yeah this is a in Ukraine yeah this is a real hot War it's a it's a war in our lifetimes I've I've never right that's what I'm saying this is the first time i' ever seen this kind of conflict with white people people I'm like this is you know what it's like this is like slaps but like if you're going to get in a street fight this is like by using Conventional Weapons it's like slaps before they start throwing Haymakers we got to be really terrified of Haymakers cuz if Haymakers come and I know this is a bad analogy because people are dying I don't mean it that way what I mean is like it'll escalate to the point where everybody's dead that's what's terrifying to me what's terrifying to me is that he's what has he done with his nukes what has Putin done with his nukes there was like some thing that he did well bellus just opened up their nukes for him right even though we just clicked on this video it I just read a bunch of reports that said this didn't happen Okay but we just watched it it
might not have been a shoe in his hand what's in his hand it's like a gavl probably oh okay for sure yeah that's a shoe bro I the end I just read 15 reports that said this like they don't even have a picture of him doing it I think that is a propaganda by the government trying to discredit my podcast um go back to that cuz I misinformation watch it pop up I swear to God I saw a heel let's PO let it pop up it's like right when it he bangs it right there that looks like a shoe bro that's a shoe negative so you gavl is it a gav shoes are a thing of politics can he's going to back it up here we go we got we got it here we got to here bro you sure that's not a shoe by play the frame by frame you sure that's on a Sho I will crush you if it was a shoe that this is the only account of it anywhere online that I could just find it's a conspiracy I'm saying okay so that's a conspiracy the part that it was a shoe a shoe that this even is it really more interesting that he bangs his shoe yes it is right it is it's kind of gangster it is Gangster someone take their shoe off and bang it on the desk Russians are gangster Russians are [ __ ] gangster well he was definitely gangster whatever he was doing well thank you Jamie but the Ukraine is too I mean [ __ ] hard dog hard people hard listen man you got lomachenko over there one of the greatest lighter weight fighters of all time you got the brothers Klitschko who two of the greatest heavy one who's the yeah yeah Vladimir May Vitali rather Vitali is the the mayor of ke how do you say it the he's the mayor of keev and then you got usyk who is one of the baddest [ __ ] to have her lace on gloves what he did to Anthony Joshua I was like I can't even believe I'm seeing this right though I can't even believe I'm seeing this he did like lighter man boxing in the heavyweight Division and put on a [ __ ] show look at him out there do them [ __ ] are hard he's an interesting guy too usyk he's like really uh creative like if you watch him on his um his Instagram page he's always like dancing and [ __ ] like moving around like he's a very eclectic sort of eccentric guy he's got a lot of different things going on with him and his uh boxing style is [ __ ] almost unprecedented for the heavyweight
division he moves like a lightweight way got like he's constantly moving he's in perpetual motion fainting and jabbing and cutting angles and his footwork is superb I mean Anthony Joshua is such a power puncher man and to to to stand in front of him like that and just keep pressing forward comat yeah with the Russians they're hard people bro and he's over there right now with a rifle right rifle and a helmet they got Stingers they got uh javelins the thing is like where does this go like how do how do how do they end this how do they end this without people I just know how you devalue life like that that's all I'm saying terrifying because it leads like if you can justify killing 10,000 people you can justify killing 100,000 people you can justify 100 you can justify a million and now you're talking about genocide yeah the genocide of thean people yeah if you feel like there was a time during the 1960s where these uh generals were talking about nuking China or nuking Russia that you could eliminate it very quickly and that you could do it fast and we would only lose like a few million people in the United States and they were like willing to give it a go whoa [ __ ] yeah yeah they were real generals like Reales Oliver Stone Oliver Stone was explaining this to me do he's like they the the guy was the inspiration for the Doctor Strange Love movie you know the doctor strange love you ever see that I've heard drct Strange Love is a crazy movie from early days like it's like 65 or something like that and it's all about these generals sitting around wanting to go to war wanting to and and they were talking one of the guys was talking it sounded like a parity like he was talking like we all we'll probably lose Chicago and you know maybe a couple other places but for the most part we'll have limited amount yeah basically a documentary Doctor Strange Love is basically a documentary Stanley cubert's 1964 film Doctor Strange Love is a black comedy that ends with the world being completely destroyed in a nuclear war many aspects of the film might seem ER but according to Daniel ellberg who worked as a nuclear war planner in the 1960s it's actually pretty close to reality he says that was a documentary says in episode 297 of Geeks
Guide to the Galaxy podcast everything that film entered existed as an operational reality at the time he says that while specific Doomsday Machine featuring Dr Strange Love is fictional the Russians and the Americans nuclear arsenals function as de facto Dooms machine since a first strike by either power against other would be more than enough to plunge the world in nuclear war and so they really were trying to do this so there were really were some wild ass generals from the 1960s that were thinking we might have to Nuke them before they nuke us I mean they did Cover people's lives I mean they did Hiroshima and Nagasaki I mean I mean so they did they did it before they did it exactly they wiped out those C it's amazing we haven't done it since I thank God yeah thank God absolutely but but it's amazing isn't it but now more countries have this have this you know everybody's got it yeah everybody's got it now bro they talk about suitcase nukes you go what the [ __ ] did you just say suitcase nukes so like someone could have a suitcase that's a nuclear weapon what say that a suitcase what would that suitcase do detonate a city what how much power is in a suitcase nuke what the [ __ ] yeah how many Megaton W wattage what is that yeah I mean how how much is that and are those real power dude it's terrifying what what human beings are capable of doing to each other is terrifying because also capable being cool as [ __ ] right dude I what we were just talking about earlier I think even make a nuclear this is what I'm saying like why can't we use this power to like figure out how to find other intelligent life out there the problem with nuclear power is that someone was going to make it right and that's exactly as soon it's out there why they weaponize it though that's the thing well in the Manhattan Project did it to try to end the war because they felt like the war was going to go the wrong way and Hitler was going to take over the world now if Hitler took over the world we'd obviously be [ __ ] right right I mean what happened during World War II everybody would be I'm you know what what happened over there in World War II in 1947 changed the course of history but you know it didn't have to if the Germans figured it out quicker
bro they figured out a lot of [ __ ] they figured out all kinds of of race car technology that you know how many [ __ ] like Elite world car manufacturers came out of Germany exactly Mercedes Volkswagen Porsche Audi yeah oh the what the [ __ ] dude BMW it all came out of this [ __ ] same part of the world yeah tragedy dude they they invented all kinds of [ __ ] jet engines they they they had advanced technology the science that came out of that too because of the experiments they were doing yes you know what Operation Paperclip is no all the people that ran the NASA program that put people on the moon in the 1960s was Nazis Operation Paperclip was a real operation the US federal government engaged in where they took Nazis from Nazi Germany Nazi scientists and they brought them over Werner Herzog who's the head of or excuse me Werner Von brn wner a documentary guy Werner Von Bron who is the head of NASA was a Nazi so so much so the S Simon weisenthal Center at one point in time said if he was alive today they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity Wild's so NASA is a [ __ ] Nazi so the end of NASA is a Nazi it's always about the advance I read this story about how they would hang the five slowest Jews at the at the doorway to the rocket Factory in Berlin what yes yes that was real what where is this this during the Holocaust during the Holocaust during World War II to w n Von braa ran a rocket Factory and they had Jews work as slaves wow they they brought all these people over here they brought over all these people over here with their Advanced rocket ship technology and they they all helped put us in ahead of the Space Race you never heard about this no I you know they used to fight they used to fight duels so they all had big cuts all over their face like fight almost that was a badge of honor to have like a they all had giant dual scars on their face Jesus imagine not just being a Nazi but being a Nazi whose whole face was sewed back together like a like they want to look like Monsters pull up uh Nazi dual scars look at this [ __ ] look at these guys okay oh damn that's why they had these okay you see all this yeah look up Nazi pictures they all had this so they would put goggles on and then they would
put you know like you don't want to fight these guys though I mean like yeah you look at these guys these are monsters you're fighting this this gives nightmares they would fight with swords and cut each other's faces and it was a right of passage yeah and so you look at like the guys running NASA now look at dueling Scar's NASA Operation Paperclip and you'll see like guys who were working for NASA in the 1960s have Nazi dueling scars on their face look at that guy in the upper leftand corner who's that woman though like look at his face she's one she wrote a book about it although she actually was on our podcast [ __ ] I was like where's her no there's her and me together talking I swear to God she doesn't have she doesn't have a dueling scar look at that dud look at that smile he's got connected to his cheek look at that guy down there Jamie look at that guy look at that Disney the black and white guy to next to his hand above next to his hand yeah the one that says a little bit go to the go to the right a little bit drop yeah that guy look at that guy's face well there was so many of those guys they had these dueling scars all over their face see what this is supposed to teach people who was they dueling against each other each other in schools they in like military schools and [ __ ] yeah hard hard na hard cold as [ __ ] in the winter did anybody die different kind of people got cut me like I guarantee you some people died guarantee you some people got their necks cut and died they had to they were that's what makes these [ __ ] scar they're fighting the face with swords scary but it was like a right of passage to have your face [ __ ] up and get all stitched back together again yeah nobody's going to be hard as the Nazis I guarantee you a lot of people died from the infections what does it say he was a what there was social significance of them too it's like make you were Elite oh you were also good husband material Jesus Christ that's the propaganda man this is like this goes back to Warrior cultures whether it's the Vikings or any Americans any Warrior cultures like they all like valued scars [ __ ] that go that look at that the
number in the extremity of scars was reduced in more recent times it said and then and the custom of obtaining dueling scars started to die off after the second world war well after we kicked your ass they said some students would who didn't even fence would scar themselves with razors in imitation what the [ __ ] you know um Jiu-Jitsu guys do that oh yeah they [ __ ] their ears up on purpose oh that's why they be having a cauliflower well no there's two like some of them get CIF fower ear just from regular grappling but some of them like they'll grab their ear and [ __ ] it up they'll bend it and Crush their ear just to get a little blood in there [ __ ] that it [ __ ] what you're hearing too suitcase bombs by the way it's as big that it could be in a suitcase or backpack according to what I was looking up and it's uh Power is 10 this is getting I don't really understand the bomb power stuff but what does it say it's not quite as big as like the ones we dropped on oh but it's still a nuke so it would be like how much of a percentage of like a Hiroshima bomb I don't I don't know I don't even want to give an answer because I didn't see anything comparing it to that specifically I also was trying to find if they were even a thing for a minute there was a 60 Minutes interview where a Soviet General said they created about 250 of them and a 100 were missing at some point the Soviet Union is crazy what was that operation ordesa do you ever see that have you seen that mhm mhm who who produced that again again is that Billy that's not Billy Corbin right no that's someone else right who produced operation oressa what's that trying to remember operation oressa is about these drug dealers that buy a submarine tiller Russell that's right sorry tiller uh they they buy a uh a submarine to to to [ __ ] deliver their drugs in from the Russians and the Russians ask them if they want nuclear bombs what the [ __ ] the Russians asked them if they want to buy nuclear missiles oh my God that's it bro it's a great documentary it's a great documentary it's really interesting said they was smuggling Coke from Russia yes what the [ __ ] yes dude it's a wild documentary
where the [ __ ] do you get cocaine in Russia I bet it's probably pretty easy if you're friends with the right people oh my God it's a really good documentary uh but it's uh it's all about that that's crazy yeah every time I go places over there like that they got bad cocaine like Australia they cocaine this [ __ ] is good well it's like it's basically like ketamine like special cake oh well probably is yeah it is talking about COC again I don't know what cocaine is I don't know what it does cuz I've never tried it because I know I'd love it yeah it does it yeah I don't need anything that gives me any confidence yeah that's like that's why I don't do crack they say it's like body orgasm yeah I'm not interested in that yeah all the crackheads I know they they used to have to get they dick sucked the [ __ ] while they was doing their cracker right after immediately or something make them horny as [ __ ] yeah you don't want that drug you get hooked on that drug yeah that's that's over I had a good buddy of mine that was deep into it I us yeah he was always trying to take me to buy it I was like man if I get my car repossessed I'm going to be so [ __ ] mad at you so I'd have to drive him into Harlem and he would go and score and I was always trying to clean him up cuz like uh we were like from completely different ends of the like what you do with your body Spectrum like I'd come from martial arts and you know I was a standup comedian and he was a pool Hustler and like he was always like homeless and sleeping on he was bound to do crack to do he was doing a lot of CRA future crackhead you feel me why didn't you teach them like hey man you know what would be cheaper you just made this [ __ ] yourself you realize when you talk to people that have a real problem mhm it doesn't matter what you say right of course you can't really say anything you think man you can't tell no [ __ ] to make their own crack you don't think every you don't think every you don't think every crack had them had they own had that bright idea like I'm just going to go get me some COC and make my own [ __ ] the problem is I'm getting undercut you know what I mean yeah like go to Home Depot this CRA could be so much more inexpensive yeah exactly they can't afford the powder they just go just get a rock man it's like Fast mood like I
don't want to make F food like a single [ __ ] buying groceries he ain't going to do that Uber Eats let's imagine let imagine a place imagine a place where crack is legal Russia Oregon no right here America imagine if that was yeah it is an Oregon but you can't sell it it's decriminalized what I'm saying is legal I'm saying legal everywhere like let's let's cut the [ __ ] yeah you know if I can buy booze if I can walk into a CVS and buy enough whiskey to kill myself okay you 100% can right mhm you walk into a drugstore they sell whiskey don't they absolutely if you buy a couple of bottles whiskey and you just drink them in an hour you're a dead man you're a dead man you're a dead man you're a dead man alcohol poison you're a dead man so why is that okay what what is it because we are used to it like I'm not saying you should do crack but why why is it okay to just drink yourself to death because maybe it they haven't tested enough because alcohol I feel like has been around so long have you done crack never done crack imagine if like a really smart person does crack and they're like wait a minute this is actually beneficial I mean we the problem got find that guy here's the problem it's like you know we get bad propaganda because everybody does crack is already a loser but but president's drink alcohol maybe the president smokes crack there's only a few Mayors I even know F bid i' smoke crack I'm like how much time do I have left I want to try crack crack just got bad physical effects on the body like the face the teeth [ __ ] like that it's just it's not it's not a glamorous I don't think that's what it is I think that's neglect free basing a little bit but also neglect Dr Carl Hart do you know who he is I've read yeah read about this kid yeah he's a professor of Colombia brilliant guy yes right he's uh he's been on my podcast a couple of times he's a very interesting guy because he talks openly about his personal drug use he's careful about it where he doesn't give up like sources whatever functional heroin he's basically saying and this is his position he was a research scientist he still is but he was in his 30s and researching these chemicals whether it was cocaine or you know heroin or whatever it was and he realized like this is we're getting a bunch of
[ __ ] misconceptions about what these what the effects of these things are what the withdrawal are he goes withdrawal for heroin is like having the flu I go really he goes yeah it's like the flu like you get over it goes everybody wants he goes everyone [ __ ] I just see these [ __ ] [ __ ] on their right people [ __ ] on themselves if they have the flu if you have the flu and you think you're going to die I don't know man if you have the flu and you you ever have the flu you think you're going to die when you had Co you told me you were as sick as you've ever been sick as [ __ ] but I I wasn't Dope Sick you dope sick dop have you been Dope Sick never but do you know that that's 100% for everybody the same do you know what I'm saying say some bad dope sck isck but heroin just heroin heroin is what he was conent he said B bro people listen people die of the flu they [ __ ] die it doesn't get worse than dying ding so I don't I don't see how there's any way you could dispute what he's saying I think there's somewhere in the neighborhood of like 10 to 20,000 people have died in a year from the flu what's like the most people that have ever died in a year from the flu I mean that's well we talk about flu yeah I was going to say the Spanish Flu just like the regular flu seasonal flu since when just just Google Google a normal year like how many people died from the flu in 2017 right so weer enough removed from Co H1 N1 was the flu was not that was 200 that was killing people that was killing and we wasn't tripping on that we wasn't wearing masks for no H1 in1 well it it went away quick BD had it yeah Chrysler had it he said he almost died dog it's yeah I mean yeah when I first had Co you were like 61,000 every year about 61,000 people died 2017 2018 flu season imagine if 61,000 people every year died from heroin overdoses you that's crazy right no it's more it's more no it's over 100,000 it's the that's what I'm saying it's the number one cause of death of people 18 to I think 18 to 49 right over they put all opiods together so it's 75,000 oh okay I thought it was 100 number one cause of death opioid I
just typed in opioid over per year top things CDC drug overdoses per deaths the new data documents that estimated overdose deaths from opioids increased to 75,6 73 in the last 12- Monon period ending April 2021 that still beats the flu yeah does still beats the flu it beats the flu he's ahead of the flu by about 10,000 two years before it was 49,000 so that might have been pandemic uptick MVP yeah over no 2017 wouldn't be pandemic no no no the one I just read that was the higher number was 2021 oh and in 2019 it 2021 how many people died from the flu no never 75,000 people died from the opioids in 2021 I never looked up the flu numbers for that year oh okay so well this is a yeah I oh now I understand what you're saying so the the pandemic rise would be higher because a lot of suicides and Drug over just on the screen those these two things from it says 2019 was 49,000 2021 was 75,000 the pandemic happened in that time period that could that could be 100% yeah they they they've talked openly about how the fact that drug overdoses and and suicides have gone way up that's all I was just trying to clarify that I got it now I I was just confused at first but I think that uh so people can't handle the overdose so he can because he he handled that flu like symptom you're saying what no here's my question like if you made it legal how many people would die like let's guess I mean people die off right legal heroin where you could buy it at 7-Eleven I mean people die off oxycotton every day too so they do that's legal they do right I mean it's interesting if someone writes something down if the guy went to school writes something down on a piece of paper and gives it to you and you go to get your drugs right good job did I mean they were all legal back in I mean opium was legal back in the day right like before what yeah so I mean that's nasty about heroin man is they is the needle aspect of it and the disease transfer and things that that don't a lot of people just sniff it though a lot of people do but [ __ ] a lot Carl har was telling me he just sniffs it oh he just sniffs up sniffs it oh he just sniffs it yeah oh okay like you don't have to be like shoot in your veins that's not necessary that's what I'm saying I don't think Diaz ever did that either back way way
back in the day when he had tried her if they put heroin in a peill form or something like that then yeah they 1924 became illegal they don't they though isn't o that's basically 100% 100% synthetic go back to that Jamie look at this when did her heroin became illegal in 1924 after a few Decades of legal use heroin use and misuse Rose rapidly became clear that heroin was a highly addictive substance United States government made heroin illegal in 1924 wow so this was so by the way during the prohibition era up until 24 right that's just because they know how to the prohibition end when the prohibition end the 30 the 30s it lasted for a while but started what 1921 1920 yeah they had some movements that didn't take off for a while and then one finally stuck listen man if you could get away with not getting arrested during those days you know how fun want to be to be drunk well not for us yeah right not for you yeah we can't really go back in time we can't do that but imagine if we could I mean if there was a time like today like if they made out if they Pro they found out that alcohol was like the source of the resistance like all the if they did studies and they found out you know what people are more willing to do a lot of things if they just don't drink there's too much [ __ ] it in drinking we got to make drinking illegal it's a course liver sclerosis and it's contributing to the environmental problem that we're experiencing if they just make alcohol but do you know how fun it would be to be drunk if alcohol was illegal fine as [ __ ] it was though look I mean it created Mobsters in America it did it did Al Capone made a lot of his money from um prohibition prohibition a lot of the monsters and we all learned I mean last how you know street gangs at the drug hust NASCAR came from right NASCAR came from guys who are running whiskey in their cars and trying to get away from cops so souped up their cars wow hell yeah is wild this [ __ ] exactly Moonshiners so yeah we we Ain got no nothing for no heroin though nothing why you could die easy from moonshine I got a [ __ ] mason jar of moonshine someone gave me bro you take you drink a eight hour glass you're taking a dirt nap
[ __ ] you ain't going to make it you ain't going to make it yeah that [ __ ] is crazy that moonshine [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] with that it's paint yeah I don't know if they make uh it doesn't tastes good see Buffalo tastes cheers I'm having a good time my man Moses and uh we're going to we're going to be judges tonight on kill Tony oh yeah or guests what which down Alchemist in town too he got a show oh yeah Alchemist Earl Sweatshirt there's a lot of [ __ ] going on action is he in town this week oh they got theour that dude I he came on my podcast fat and then fit yeah now he's now he's body but we worked out together we went over to the H it gym we we uh we trained together I'm like this dude [ __ ] really gets after it man yeah it's so impressive like a guy who just ate food and smoked weed his whole life and then all of a sudden trimmed himself down like this super fit look he got stuck in traffic so he did 200 push-ups and 200 squats while he was stuff stuck in bumper to- bumper traffic he's a Savage go get him Bron and he's like a genuinely sweet guy look at him there bro that guy lost a [ __ ] ton of weight he did and I'm telling you when we work out together click on that one where he's using that club Bell right there yeah look at this dude this is hard [ __ ] to do man these clubs that dude is a tank now like we did a lot of [ __ ] together when we went to the uh the on it gym and we trained together and that dude is strong as [ __ ] oh he's dancing yeah he's a he's a weightlifter now he's a bodybuilder well you know what he does a lot of functional fitness stuff like he does a lot of kettle bells and maces and [ __ ] like that like when he's on tour he brings like kettle bells with him and he works out in the The Green Room and [ __ ] he's flipping tires he's doing all kinds of wild [ __ ] yeah stuff I don't even do he look good man I'm glad I'm glad I'm telling you he works out every [ __ ] day glad he got his [ __ ] together man I love when that happens isn't that nice yeah look at him he used to be big I [ __ ] with ation look at that one where is thin though look at that one right there it says Action Bronson Jamie right next to the big picture right next to the big picture on oh sorry it's a video game picture oh that's
fake he's in a video game someone just steckman oh they've created him in like UFC video game or something it looks like he's got UFC gloves on oh you can do that you can someone needs to make you how come no one's made young Jamie I don't know that they have they should give you a golf club let you [ __ ] people up they will now they will know give you I told you I'm this public Kyle kolinsky has challenged you to golf bring it wow strong how much you badass golfer um [ __ ] up Tony already I'll just okay okay I've heard listen Jamie I'm gonna be there I'm G to do blow blowby blow blow by blow we talking about Coke again play bypl play by play no okay play by play misinformation my bad how was um roast battle it's perfect dog oh my God how's the energy here yo I got to say this about Austin this is like the second best comedy City next to New York right now like the progression of this city at becoming a comedy city is it's incredible now the energy is great the comics are all really really good I mean yeah [ __ ] what you heard Austin they they have really really good stand up out here there some holes out here too was in the strip club last night Bob we going back again heads up this the king of the strip club man this is heads up heads up yeah Freddy of the king multiple things yeah man a wide array I should say definitely man check got to help roast battle scene though they they have some kills listen man when we open up we're going to go visit my club soon as we get out of here and when we open up dude whatever you want to do you want to come down once a month you want to come down once a week whatever you want to do I would love to have roast B calling all roast Battlers we're making a rast battle league if you're in any city in the world roast battle League we trying to make an NBA an MLB and NFL yeah we're trying to go to the Olympics Olympic sport and I want to own you [ __ ] like Jerry Jones back to slavery roast roast battle was one of the first things that I saw that made me want to come back to the store thank you so 100% true I came in the day before AR filmed a special you know story I was gone from the store I was banned for seven years the Exile and uh I was in Exile I was on my quest and so uh I came to the store because
Ari was doing a NE uh a Comedy Central special rather uh the next day and I was like I can't just show up the day of a special I'm going to show up a day before and I'm just going to like feel the place cuz I haven't been there in so long and I saw roast battle and I saw you and I saw what you were doing how you made people hug it out at the end of the like this horrible evil trash talking session with each other I'm like this is what the comedy scene needs yeah they need joke writing and [ __ ] and fun exact and fun yeah you had a handicap person up there oh yeah Joe yel man Joel's a is a Savage with the roast battle paly he's in a wheelchair I mean like but he's one of the best Ro writers I've ever seen bro some of the meanest funniest [ __ ] I've ever heard is during that roast battle yeah I'll say here's a joke it's my favorite one of roast battle it's uh it's talking about Joe Rose so Joe R's got rle Poli he's in a wheelchair and the and the cat that was battling him uh Mexican cat named Albert escabedo he said uh we all know Joe's going to hell because there's a Stairway to Heaven oh yeah I remember I was definite that was definite see that's what I love about rast P not that that guy had to experience that and feel that pain I don't that but I love the writing like you have to write that's in the spot this is not an old joke had forever that's it's uh yeah insector Gadget this is going to blow up in 15 seconds kind of a thing this is a this is a writing exercise and that's the funniest possible [ __ ] you could say right there joke right showcase do it's all consensual that's what it's all about everybody going in there is cons it's UFC [ __ ] it's we're all consented to get our asses like if you watch someone get head kicked like bro you signed up for this you signed up for this you can't say afterwards and sue us yeah you asked for this yeah rappers would never do that [ __ ] well they do they do rap battles but they be doing that [ __ ] we get a lot of rap Battlers now they all they try to do roast battles they get cut up [ __ ] that really get mad they be in their feelings like yeah comedy that's why you got a different thing you got like you know you got like battle rappers and then you got like rappers that like make albums and make songs and [ __ ] like that the [ __ ] that
like make albums and make songs and [ __ ] like that like they would never like sit there and like battle each other and [ __ ] and somebody would shot right get talked about right right well how many think about how many like rap feuds have been going on throughout the day right like bigie and Tupac it's just a you it's just a confrontational industry East Coast West Coast just it's just you know this you know young black guys with getting a lot of money that's you know egotistical and guys coming up that want to challenge them remember Tim Dog and N talk about you know casking the face slice yes you know that's that's the culture with the street it's just intertwined with the streets right you know if if if I was a country sing I wouldn't worry about getting shot going outside but you know I'm a [ __ ] rapper so I'm like godamn darus Rucker stayed away from hipop he was like I kind of like this country I and another thing too you know what I'm saying when you a rapper like every [ __ ] in America feels like they could do your job that's comedy though too but that's comedy Fred you feel me every Joker every dude is the life of the party he thinks he can go up and do stand up but they all think they can also podcast too I'm just like you can't you're not that guy I don't think people understand what podcasting is it's the same way they don't understand what standup is I don't think I understood what podcasting is for like 10 years took me like 10 years to figure out what it is I was like oh this is like a different kind of art form like everything you can't just think you're just having a conversation with people cuz you're not really you're being disingenuous you're having a conversation with people and you're guiding it in an entertaining fashion right and you're trying to figure out how to like got a lot of [ __ ] to figure out bro I mean just Mass you're the biggest voice in the world right now but that doesn't make any sense it's nuts right I did not try for that dude I have no interest in that I don't when I when I signed on to Spotify I literally said to all my friends I was like dude this is going to be good I'm going to be like 25% less famous I go that's what I want I want to be like 25% less famous no they lifted you up yeah your haters lifted you up it's it's not even just
that it's just like everyone that gets into a certain position doesn't think or talk sloppy like they talk polished and professional and here we are on the set this is a wild scene ladies and gentlemen there's only a certain amount of like real personality they're allowed to exude into whatever they say whether they're on a network news show or a talk show or whatever the [ __ ] they are there's not a lot lot of people that are independent and we're all confused and we're all trying to figure out like is the pattern that everybody subscribes to is that the right one does that make sense or is it just what we have to do if we want to just keep a job keep in line don't get in trouble don't get people mad at you but if you're a if you're allowed to just express yourself just freely is that how you would talk if this is you have one life it lasts maybe a hundred years if everything goes perfect and you're already 54 what the [ __ ] are you supposed to do are you supposed are you for real are you supposed to pretend are you supposed to be just like following along with all the other nonsense that's going on around you because you want a pension what are you supposed to do like at what point in time he's supposed to go hey I don't think we have a captain at the [ __ ] wheel of the boat I think the human race doesn't have a captain at the wheel of the boat [ __ ] and we should all have a conversation I mean and I don't want to be the [ __ ] man I don't want to be the man nobody wants this job right no no no no no I just want I want to let everybody know like we're all just [ __ ] people whether you're a president or a prime minister or a judge or a cop or a [ __ ] pharmacist or a doctor you're we're just people only and there's a problem with all kinds of labels and the way we look at each other I will say this though def uh I don't think I've never seen a black person look like a planet of the eight like those guys don't look like black people to me like they're like they look like they look like who they look like that cat from uh princess of the Bride the guy with the four finger are you talking to me about the video where the of the AP this is what I listen to what I meant to say
listen to what I meant to say we were high as [ __ ] and we got dropped off in this neighborhood and we didn't know where we were going the guy the guy just let us out of the car and we were barbecued going to see plan of the Apes and I was trying to have an entertaining way of saying it was like we were in Africa I go it was like you even said Joe I said right after I said it I go that's a racist thing to say you're like oh sh trying to say it that way look I [ __ ] things up all the time Africa [ __ ] monkeys you can't really put that in the same [ __ ] that's not what I mean I mean Africa is where all the chimpanzees emerg from it's a movie about chimpanzees I didn't mean ever nor would I ever say bro I know I'm just I listen here's the problem got spank you listen I know you do I know you do but I have to be honest about it I just talk [ __ ] about everything I don't mean anything bad by it but when I say something I go that's not what I meant I really mean that's not what I meant I never say something horrible on purpose you had the [ __ ] if something gets [ __ ] up you had the [ __ ] in Philly talking about oh Joe think we some [ __ ] mu listen if anybody is one I am I didn't want to say that cuz that' be racist I have a whole bit I have 57% more neander than a regular person you you have a whole special I I have a bit about it like what I'm doing right now I'm I'm more Neanderthal than most people which is [ __ ] obvious yeah I just yeah I just want this for the you know the the right and the left Wingers to be like ah [ __ ] go there talk about Moses I'm I love you so I'm glad you're the one who brought it up it's just one of those things it was [ __ ] years ago it's one of those things where you say and you're high like we used to do those shows back in the day first of all we would do them we would smoke a volcano you know those things oh yeah vaporizers oh my God Joey and red ban and I we hit that goddamn volcano and it just puts you in a coma and you you have to struggle with your own thoughts while you're thinking them I know trust me I do niigger jokes all the time when I'm high well I got to do a video this week where I got to be set on fire and I'm going to get a white stunt man it's you got to be set on fire for what yeah cuz
I'm doing a video where I'm crashing from space it's going to be crazy man from space yeah man can't they CGI that [ __ ] in now n man we got to make it real you really could go in space I think they can make it shipping you in space but obviously you're not really going into space so why can't they CGI the whole thing everybody it's like when Freddy was in space that was unrealistic got to get St but once it got to the ground boy that looked like real fire you see who that [ __ ] with Bill Cosby was in blimp minuted black stunt man in Hollywood that was one good thing that he did yeah Bill Cosby is the first guy to bring in Black stunt man yeah was he really that's what they yeah that's what they said on the D B cuz before they had white dudes and they was just painting them black oh my god oh they was black facing them yeah they black face cuz they was black faing Bill Cosby stun Man On Ice spot yeah if I was Bill Cosby i' have done that too like hey man come on this is the most offensive [ __ ] he put [ __ ] on for something like Bill what about that Spanish Fly you doing D to [ __ ] up that Spanish fly watch any of that Al Jon [ __ ] dog no it's wild it's got to be come on it's wild let's watch some of it oh let's watch some of let's watch some of Al J Al Jon was the first blackface guy the minstrel guy from like the early 1900s yeah he wasn't he wasn't the first he was the most famous he was the most famous well well one of the first is what I meant to say you that piece of [ __ ] so this guy back then like he would I mean you got to imagine what year is this what year that is the first movie was sound 1927 1927 so in 1927 this is how far human beings have gone in a hundred years these so the Minal shows in the in the mid 1900s they or the early 1900s like the most popular form of entertainment let's stop and but what was so entertaining about being a niggga to them white people hated black people bro back then this is also what it was like the human race was emerging into a new understanding of what's [ __ ] up War yeah what what's okay and what's not okay and this this was the first time they've ever experimenting with media you got to realize in like the 1920s like they're making movies these are the first movies everyone anyone's ever seen
so no one understands what it's like to make something that a lot of people are going to see no one knows what it's like to to to like see something like this in a in a in a movie and then also they have this thing where they don't want a black person to play this role they want a white guy to pretend he's a black guy which is just crazy that's kind of cuz he doesn't look a he looks like a guy with makeup on he does not this is like completely unrealistic this is the nice [ __ ] though the menal shows I mean like the other ones aren't as nice you know what I mean like they're literally just portraying black eating watermelon and and uh you know acting like like runaway slaves and you know this is this is a little more standup and they want to be a little more classy you know like robt Downey junor did did his [ __ ] in the Tropic Thunder yes talked to Jamie Fox about that how yeah how do people really it's like and I talked to Robert about it too it's like you can't you can't do that today no you can't do you would never be able to how he get away with it in Tropic Thunder though he got a Golden Globe nomination for it yeah did really yes dude it's a great performance I mean I hate to say it okay Joe you tripping again listen I'm not saying he should do it he definitely shouldn't do it again and no one should make a Tropic Thunder too no but even people that say they're like ah he's pretty good in the though that movieo from San Anton there's a there's a value into oh my God you can't do this there's a value to watching that when you're as a comic when you're watching someone like oh my God I can't believe you're [ __ ] doing this Billy cryst been Billy Crystal's been in black face Howard Stern's been in black face Jimmy K's been in black face listen that that feeling of oh my God I can't believe you're doing this is why I love Kyle dunigan right right right like did you see that Nancy Pelosi thing just that's what I'm saying man it's have you seen this yeah have you seen it yeah oh my God it's goddamn genius yeah him him playing I want to see it pull it up pull it up Jeremy it's yeah but dunigan's brilliant dunigan playing Nancy Pelosi on a [ __ ] a talk show just in time for the lightning no no it start that was easy this should probably be a lure against Congress people
trading we just haven't gotten around to it I mean this is [ __ ] amazing bat [ __ ] Nancy Pelosi give it a financial advice show booah I read your husband bought Google just before the antitrust Bill vote and you guys made $5 million M so was that like work or yes it was a miracle thank you George Floyd look at her hands she's got skeletons okay Mark from Illinois booah Nancy boo my position before the EV passes That Was Easy A little birdie told me I'll be voting the other way you new be at home don't be discouraged I lost a lot of money in the market but things really turned around when I started making lures when we come back I'm going to Jingle All my jewelry in your face you're like Kyle dunigan's a godd damn genius I like that he's a genius I mean the thank you George Floyd L is that is primo Primo that is it was a miracle oh using that man to to jump start their power I mean come on Yo God my goodness get him Kyle get him every time with that [ __ ] yeah thank you he does everybody too he can do Biden he does an amazing Biden he does a good Michael Jackson he does everybody oh my God that Michael Jackson was R so it's not so it's not black face if they do Michael I was going to say like the Deep fake can you black face with deep fake that's a very good question yo right if you're a white guy and you have to do like Samuel Jackson is that what you have to swap that's black face you have to face swap saying that is kind of that's new blackface that's digital blackface right the only way you'd be comfortable with that is if it was a black guy doing Samy Jackson's voice if it was a black guy they're it's they're doing a caricature what they think is a and they have like the Samuel Jackson face swap that's okay that's good yeah yeah that's cool do white people get mad I'm just trying to lay down the laws for white people everybody understands do white people get mad when Dave Chappelle do white face no no white chicks or no a fu yeah Eddie Murphy right because it's always punching down for white people that's what it is that's it's asserting power over people because they're the majority so when every time a black
person does it we're just punching up oh okay well prior had the B the best version of it which you know like well we had a bunch of like when he would do the best version of like the white guy voice oh he created right right he created it hey my mom was a wonderful gal he said your mama yeah my mom well my mom was a wonderful gal like it's like 1950 onv makes like Isaac Newton white guys no it's like them fake dudes like the very first people like Leave it to Beaver like the dad the dad on Leave it to Beaver Never jacked off why would I yeah that he does it the best right making you guys sound like yeah like emasculating a little bit Yeah well not just that like turning them into like Dopey robots like hey hey my gal why you talking about my gal so you know it's like it's like they're stuck they're stuck like 10 years earlier when I mean when you look at like prior's emerging era which like the 1970s and like into the ' 80s right when he like emerged as a superstar like those people were dorks I mean it's just it's brilliant to see like hey white people I mean nobody likes to be talked about but like there here is one person who's making this like is obviously honky or white you know like those aren't as hard as the word the n-word but when this cat's doing it it's almost like he's talking [ __ ] about us but this is really funny yeah they were happy to watch it yeah yeah I think people were more conf with talking [ __ ] about each other back then too which is why Archie Bunker worked word do you ever see that the [ __ ] scene where Archie Bunker is talking to Sammy Davis Jr it's been going around like right now because it's like apparently today is the 50th anniversary of All in the Family okay and Archie Bunker and Sammy Davis Jr talking [ __ ] to each other and is [ __ ] hilarious he was talking [ __ ] to him it was hilarious Yo do you have that try to find it man try to find it it's um it was the 50th Anniversary Sammy Davis Jr and Archie Bunker talking [ __ ] to each other it's so funny man it's so funny it's like it's what we like MOS it's like backstage Green Room [ __ ] talk like we we talk so much [ __ ] to each other we get so used to it right yeah you can't be around normal people saying that cuz they get hurt we talk so much [ __ ] to
each other but we talk so much [ __ ] about life about everything and your your whole idea is like make the comics laugh that's also all about I mean that's I mean you know that's what that's what it's really all about it's tough to do on this podcast because everybody's you know judging us for it yeah we'll be all right Sammy Davis Jr here it is can't L them nothing there's M with the briefcase now there Sammy I'll let him right in we wait for you where are you I'm not sure if it's the right clip there's only two popping up he said he kisses them right that yeah this one that's a little longer but I don't know if it's the right again cross the street anyway it doesn't matter it doesn't matter but you you folks can find it if you just watch the show when whenever Samy Dam Sammy Davis Jr was on with Archie Bunker they talked a lot of [ __ ] to each other it was very funny here we go I just watch here any minute all right well in in the meantime will you make yourself at home how we get you some coffee huh well that's awfully nice yeah yeah sit right down here Mr Davis right in my chair make yourself comfortable it's the best in the house listen Mr Davis I got to tell my mother you here she's crazy about come on you get over here make the behind we're going to have to watch this whole show to interpret this that's definitely not the scene it was just fun they were just talking [ __ ] to each other yeah it was funny Samy Davis a cold cold dude he's cold I mean the stuff that he's seen and been through I mean being in the rap pack and all the racism but also being a Jewish cat you know did he lose an he lost an eye right what happened I don't know I don't know but uh yeah Bush W Bill lost the eye too didn't he did that happen like was that self-inflicted I think so oh [ __ ] or was girlfri with Bushwick I think a girlfriend did it to him right he did it I think he did it self-inflicted that's what made me want to listen to Ghetto Boys the kid I was like this some scary [ __ ] those are your guys Ghetto boys love you always talk Ghetto Boys When Love ghetto Bo when when I delivered newspapers I would listen to Ghetto boys like almost every day lot of Ghetto Boys when I was like when I was uh just
beginning as a comedian uh I would listen to cassettes and I just drive around and deliver newspapers and like I listen to this same Ghetto Boy cassette like 30 [ __ ] times in a row that's what I had I te back in those days when uh he wrote the soundtrack for colors he was on or was on the soundtrack oh yeah IC te the man wasn't Sammy Davis like uh like the first cat on like Playboy after dark or something what was that like uh he was like was he doing stand up or singing Playboy after dark yeah that he had R show oh yeah they was talking about that on the Bill Cosby do he was like letting like black comics and stuff come in because they couldn't really go anywhere else and things of that nature so he was real uh instrumental in that those H he days are probably pretty [ __ ] wild because that guy just like uh had a bunch of people over his house to party yeah and had a magazine and and everybody like thought of Playboy as just being like naked people which it was but it was also like interesting interviews like there's a whole lot I read I read a book once that was uh the best of the Playboy interviews M somebody gave it to me like a buddy of mine like check this out there's like carak in there like a bunch of people are in there Sinatra was a big one yeah contributor yeah what's this Sammy Davis after dark so this is on the Playboy Channel I think so at Playboy Mansion no it was like a I think it was like a a network show wow look [ __ ] look at these people they they're from Planet stop for a second stop for a second can you imagine if we had a a way of using a telescope into space to check out another planet and we saw America in 1950 we'd be like oh my God look at these dorks right though separated dressed up I mean like oh my God so weird and also like no technology like almost cave people we're like a couple of generations straight barbarianism like like in 1920 how many years of electricity are we even talking about is it 100 I think it's still what kerosene right what year like what year did electricity get distributed across the entire country depends what city you were in because a lot of places didn't have it for a while well let's go with uh Chicago yeah Chicago World Fair is like 1898 they
sort of showed it off I mean they had it but they showed it off so so at the very so this is that's almost 1900 this is only 50 60 years later that ain't [ __ ] man that ain't [ __ ] that's a just small window of time and all of a sudden we have electric [ __ ] record players yeah we're doing everything now what yeah we're going have flying cars with like three years I hope not crashing like a mother but I mean between those 60 years between no electricity and then movies Chicago World's Fair 1893 wow 1893 pres president Grover cland pushed a button that Lit nearly 100,000 incandescent lamps Illuminating the city demonstrating how electricity will forever change the nation making it readily available to Residents everywhere wow can you imagine being alive the day they hit the switch I mean no electricity ever no electricity ever and then all of a sudden kachunk well that that creates night life right yeah in essence right kind of that's what it looked like I think that's what they L up yeah [ __ ] not if not you was riding around with your buggy holding your goddamn Lantern right or yeah you were or the we but you know what the problem is as soon as they turn that on you stop seeing the Stars exactly that's the real mind [ __ ] the biggest advancement in human technological history is electricity because it allowed all the other advancements to come out of out of it whether it's Electronics or whatever the [ __ ] it is everything has to be powered by electricity right but when you turn it on you can't see the Stars anymore so you get confused so people only focus on their tasks it's almost like a little drug like a little sedative drug that keeps us from seeing the cosmos so you only see like a blank slate that change human DNA wouldn't it oh my God we're so less concerned about space and like like the fact that we're hurling through it but I think any civilization before light I think when they didn't have light they would look up and they would go what like this this is what they would see right [ __ ] [ __ ] them Stars I need my aold charge [ __ ] the cosmos see these hoes on Instagram look
at these I see your point as well and I think you're making some very valid points no I want my phone charge too I don't want to live like a [ __ ] K person you know I like getting my email I think what we need to do is uh figure out like a one holiday a year where everybody shuts the lights off H and just see the stars [ __ ] That's The Purge soon like The Purge what is this buddy I was just reading about that vanishment they called it in Chicago was a Pastime where people like people would disappear things could happen at night and then that ruined this this the lighting up City unol occurred in Chicago goodness yeah see dude you can't turn the lights on oh [ __ ] look all these dead bodies you can't give people a purge day no they want they want a purge week and then they want a purge month they like [ __ ] you Black History Month started with a day then it was a week and now it's a whole it's a whole two weeks it was a black history day yeah it was a day then it was a week and now it's a now it's a month you know when you guys pay attention to um [ __ ] like uh like where they make laws where you can steal as much as like 900 bucks worth of stuff right and then we won't even arrest you so people just go okay and they just walk out stores and steal 900 bucks worth of stuff and no one like what kind of message is that that's like LA right now I know it's crazy yeah but it's like who came up with that idea and did you think that [ __ ] through it all and why are you still doing it like imagine if you did anything else like that imagine if you said like how long is that pan been on the stove five minutes I think I can put my hand in it I think I'm okay and he didn't like you put your hand out of there but if you're like I'm just going to keep it in and see how this turns out that's what they're doing right that's what they're doing right now they're letting people just steal things all the time right back on the street yeah yeah like you you obviously have a real Pro you do you want this to be like this like what do you that's what we keep asking in La what's going on when you see like a jail is jail is packed jail is packed man they letting your ass out real quick see especially if you get Co like man I got
Co man oh yeah I know a lot of [ __ ] are C I'm like damn [ __ ] you snitch I like n [ __ ] covid-19 snitch on Co yeah hey [ __ ] they let a lot of people out really early with Co they did a lot of people out that's why crime rate is up yeah crime rate the crime rate is up you think that this is a cons why do you think that people mismanage things do you think it's a conspiracy do you think they want like a certain amount of chaos do you think I don't that pandemic did a lot of czy things to people I never seen what happened to humanity in America like I've seen what happened during the pandemic lock to their minds right everybody's a little bit more nuts in on the on the coast well they're a little bit more um angry at random [ __ ] that goes on that doesn't necessarily make sense you know like there's there was a certain amount of ridiculousness that would be attached to getting mad about things that weren't really that infuriating right and then over time the like it seems like the more safety people have the more they come up with [ __ ] that pisses them off so it's just an excuse to get pissed off yeah I think people like finding enemies in Anger other than themselves it's interesting I think it's a natural thing I think we got two things going on simultaneously that we talked about earlier we got the tribal thing where we we all every human on this planet originated from we originated from a small group of people trying to defend themselves against other small groups of people that were trying to steal resources until they figured out Agriculture and how to compound cities together that's all relatively new man like according to these people that study the human genome it takes like 10,000 years to see like these big changes in your DNA we we have like the DNA of people that live thousands and thousands of years ago they'd be identical to us generational [ __ ] trauma yeah and they all have these imprinted memories of going to war with neighbors right do you know how like when the dark like every child no matter where you live when it's dark what are you scared of monsters monsters you know why because we used to get eaten by cats right we were afraid we were afraid of lions and jaguars and leopards and
big cats yeah that would get us out of their our our houses our shelters we weren't top of the food chain we weren't top of the food chain but we invented weapons and we became that right we became top of the food chain but along the way we develop these memories and that's why little kids are scared of monsters there's a guy named rbert sheldrake he wrote about this he was on my podcast way way back in the day really interesting guy but he he he wrote about this that like this is the reason why these people have these memories and these fears it's like genetically driven that's the same thing with tribalism the same that's the thing that keeps us all from really connecting with each other to realize like everybody whether you're from Sweden or Africa or China we're just the only thing that can separate us is communication we're just if we all just figured out a a way we where we can all like look at things rationally and say there's no reason for us to ever shoot missiles at each other nobody this isn't yeah this is for animals to try and kill us imagine if like aliens were invading like like Reagan talked about that [ __ ] like the 1980s how quickly we would abandon all of our issues with each other if the human race was being attacked by an alien race from another planet y right we all right that was in a Watchman wasn't it yeah like a an alien like octopus or something like that came down and the whole human race just like formed together what was that in Watchmen oh The Watchmen was that on HBO yeah that oh I didn't watch the HBO one I watched the movie that no it's better movie that series it's the best series I saw the pandemic yeah oh Regina King killed it too many [ __ ] things to watch I know was good bro really good well I just finished Ozark so I got some room this one this one will [ __ ] you up though it's good real good yeah yeah I watch my new show bus down hey what's that bust down it's a new uh show I'm on peacock Jack Knight Sam J so peacock it's a streaming NBC version yeah it's like their HBO Max yeah pretty much yeah mhm so many of them that comes out uh when March 10th March 10th yeah bust Down's going to be dope it's uh it's it's a culture changer it's good what is it it's a it's a comedy about a a casino in Gary Indiana actually and I I play
the uh the manager of the casino this it's comedy dog you know what I'm saying I'm sliding to this oh that's hilarious sliding to this comedy lay right now man look at you Freddy it's dope bro I saw the first two episodes I mean Jack Knight Sam J Langston Kerman Chris red congratulations shout out to Langston man that's GNA be a hit man and Freddy is I mean if you if you never seen Freddy Gibbs act to be funny you're he's about you're about to see it yeah def I could imagine you could do whatever the [ __ ] you want Freddy yeah definitely I got a lot of you know big rols coming up right now you know what I'm saying so it's uh well I'm excited to see you do a bunch of different [ __ ] yeah man I'm doing comedy action [ __ ] you know what I'm saying I'm in a vampire movie that's about to come out I'm in this other movie you're at a vampire movie yeah what the [ __ ] is that oh man it's going to be crazy man it's it's going to be crazy dog it's about like some vampire cops and LAPD it's it's going to be wild vampire cops and LAPD yeah it's going to be wild man LAPD is in a weird spot now huh they're in a weird spot bro all cops in a weird spot all cops all cops how long before that balances out H I don't know man it's not good not good kids I don't know man there been too many shootings man in the past you know [ __ ] forever yeah but you know kids ain't in school man I just watched a video of a cop uh suplexing some drunk guy on the concrete and I was so it so disturbing yeah I was like that's so goddamn dangerous and if you could suplex a guy who's like some drunk dude who's resisting doesn't want you to like arrest him like you could also just trip him you don't have to suplex him this guy hoists him up in the air and suplexes him like that is so unnecessary right so dangerous if you just do a do a dude like that and he hits his head he's a dead man right a dead man right I mean most likely a dead man like most likely like he's very I mean I don't know what the odds are of you getting suplex onto the [ __ ] concrete of you not having a crushed skull yeah that's [ __ ] but you at the very least you're getting [ __ ] up yeah that's it so here's here's what it is so this guy is like resisting he doesn't want to get
arrested we play it out here the guy's like no leave me alone leave me alone he's just dork he doesn't want to get look at this guy boom I'm telling you man that is on the concrete knocks him 100% Al dud look drunk anyway exactly exactly totally unnecessary that's a white d That's a white dude a white dude did it to a white dude oh ain't that bad so here it is ain't that bad Freddy oh [ __ ] I'm so glad you're alive I'm so glad you're you Freddy okay oh my good man you're the perfect guy to come in and talk about all this [ __ ] when Moses was like uh you want Freddy Gibbs and I to come in and talk to you I'm like [ __ ] yeah I'm like that's as it gets I got the agent Smith coming after my man I got to come get him listen I love you yeah man I'm like the [ __ ] Morpheus man I'm Morpheus come down man I appreciate both of you and I love you Moses thank you oh I always love you you're you're you when what you brought to roast battle was like a a comfortable like like friendship sort of like vibe that allowed people to be Savages against yeah I say I'm just like a point guard I'm a p point guard you kept it friendly and nice like everybody knew that when they were going to engage with you it was going to be friendly and ni you're not volatile you're a nice guy no I'm not going to come out yeah so like you hosting that [ __ ] show where people say the most evil [ __ ] to each other sometimes sometimes like we look at each other and we like bite our hands like oh I mean God and I'll say it again the whole punch up punching down thing I I get away with it because I'm black because there's a lot of racial jokes there's a lot of I mean there's all kinds of xenophobia misogyny all kinds of stuff I mean I'm not a woman but I'm saying there's a lot of racial jokes that go over in that thing and you know it's they look at you as like are you going to get mad and you're like it's all good because we consented to it and everybody's like you know what man since you're smiling we're all going to smile has anybody ever got mad at a rose battle oh yeah oh yeah y I've watched people get mad oh yeah people cuz somebody said this it was like when you get hit with something you didn't think you didn't prepare for you're like I
didn't know you thought that about me you know what I mean and you're like damn I didn't know I had like you know big face or you thought about my acne like that or you know I got a little dick or whatever the [ __ ] they're saying about you you know it's like people come hard after your brother who's dead after your family member who's dead damn they do they don't give a [ __ ] no matter your dad just died great first joke monsters no no [ __ ] I I watched I mean I don't want to say what I watched but the first time I watched that I was like wow I go this is crazy boys and girls going after each other but the thing that I thought is like this is like a joke writing exercise exactly exactly exactly that's what always that's always the Baseline it's a joke writer showcase it's not a thing where you're trying to be just mean to a person for no reason like you you only doing it if it's like it's look it's not nice to feel that if the punchline is on you but don't sign up for it don't sign up for it you don't want to get kicked in the head don't fight exactly you don't want to fight in the UFC yeah good don't do it but if do you might get kicked in the [ __ ] face right I there's so many Comics who come in there and they're just like oh I mean I just it's I just hate this but you know I got to do it you know what I mean I'm like it's almost like you feel like a bartend you're like oh bro you can't have no more drinks let me tell you the most frustrating thing for me there are people that do your show and they come up with hilarious jokes to attack other comedians they know are coming for them so they only got how many days you give them before they know that they're going to roast it depends I mean some cats like uh two days it's a week it's a month yeah what's the most they've ever had like a month take a month yeah normal what's like average cou average is like like a month yeah okay you give a [ __ ] a month research on hey bro you know the rap BS do that too exactly they they get a year to write a month to write yeah like rap Battlers yeah that that's not freestyling yeah oh [ __ ] I can get up there and roast a [ __ ] on the spot I don't need no time yeah I'm not [ __ ] a [ __ ] man yeah I mean we we get some freestylers up there but for the most part those are like Street jokes you know so like a guy who writes
it's like they come well when you're writing for your your [ __ ] history your personality and your flaws and your Pros yeah you want the time for these cats yeah you want the time well when you watch it and sometimes they hit like a really clever note and you're like that's a St that's a kind of art it's a different kind of art yeah it is it's a subset of Comedy the way that like Blues right is like like rock and roll is a subset of Blues yeah you you do got to prepare for them [ __ ] they I agree you're right yeah you was going to yeah you were going to ro battle one time I was like you better write something kind of it's a kind of art it's like it's it's it's part of Comedy but it's a part of Comedy the same way country music is a part of rock and roll right it's like it's kind of connected but it's a little different yeah uh the girl who wrote the the roast battle book Julie seot she says it's another pillar now in in the whole genre of Comedy right sketch stand up yeah improv here's the one that's missing props prop katp got so goddamn successful everybody else abandoned props right he's the guy yeah like nobody's going like oh he's not katp exactly you can't you can't have props Gallagher had the best props to me pretty good props and a sledgehammer yeah everybody got plastic plastic sheets they would cover each other he would Smash Fruit yeah my dad used to watch g girl with me funny if Louis starts doing that just starts jerking up in front of the crowd and they got they got the sh WP over can you imagine if he did that oh my God that would be funny though yeah if you did it on patreon right they ask for it or what's the on only fans M sh only only fans comedy lit do that tomorrow yeah only fan he'll be jacking off all there yeah oh people people are paying for they want to see it yeah if you would like if you had a choice be poor or let people pay to watch you jack off dog it I'm telling you that pandemic lockdown changed the game there's so many small business ladies and men out there who were doing the only fans thing I mean like making I mean they make a living off of it bro yeah so yeah it made only fans made a lot of mother how many single moms I know who were like yeah I quit my job and I'm killing it
right now yeah playing with that [ __ ] at home I support the small business only fans you change the game here's but here's the real question what's more embarrassing what's what what sucks more what what uh makes you feel worse working a 12-hour shift at Denny's mhm or an hour in front of your computer dog I'm not working at Denny I ain't working at Denny's jacking his mother comedians flock to only fans as the comedy World clutches pearls as the pandemic shutters comedy venues Nationwide female Comics are trying out the not say for work subscription site but can standup culture handle the change what I would do that than [ __ ] tell Market I just I justed in comment there what was your day job before you know you started killing us look at this can but can standup culture handle the change who the [ __ ] are you who's running this like your SE hasn't been a thing forever we can't handle it Brian you can't handle the truth I can't imagine can it handle the change oh I don't know you think it's going to be okay [ __ ] that I'd rather be jacking off than working at Disney thank you you like would you really be upset if one of your friends used to be a secretary and she hated her job and she made you know what what does the Secretary make I don't yeah what is that are they still not enough yeah are they called personal assistants now right not secretaries been executive assistant or maybe they could make enough they can you could be a paid secretary or executive assistant but you could probably just ha your boss what does um I mean listen it's we're talking about sex work right so I mean it's it it just depends on if that's embarrassing to you it's teachers and [ __ ] that got only fans on the side you know what I'm saying yeah cops can't cuz you get fired she could put a gopher mask on and masturbate in front of a camera and make way more money than she makes at Sears yeah there's a there's a yeah there's why didn't she do that why clown make and gets [ __ ] or [ __ ] herself yeah oh of course she there you know what I mean yeah exactly there's probably a hundred of them exactly there's probably like antil clown girl masturbate lady yeah and they're making dough I mean subscriptions for what yeah
for almost like you know streaming prices 100% yeah yeah yeah hopefully don't get to that but if Sams get hard I [ __ ] on the only fan [ __ ] if times yo just do that I just do it [ __ ] I mean oh yeah instead of like yeah I was tele marketing I was starting stand up so yeah I much rather do that did [ __ ] I used to call [ __ ] and be like yes sir how would you like to get a Discover card they be like [ __ ] please look I get no car for your black ass [ __ ] you try to oh man do you remember the Columbia record and tape Club no oh yeah the Columbia House yeah oh we get like 50 CDs for one cent or some sh and then afterwards you had to be a part of a subscription but nobody paid them hell yeah I S my mom i s my mom up for that [ __ ] she beat my ass well I want to know what kind of Ponzi scheme was that cuz where did all that money go right who made the money they send you a bill everybody got CDs that's how [ __ ] got the uh uh [ __ ] got you remember when girls going wild came out and they just took your credit card number you was just getting videos and naked [ __ ] every month wouldn't even stop it right it was end you could get disconnected You' have to change your credit card it's crushing your interest rates yeah you ordering a girls going wild man my daddy had a girls going wild come to the house every [ __ ] week well if it wasn't I don't know about girls gone wild I have no knowledge about that but if there was something else there was a bunch of different things that they did like different like self-help subscriptions You' sign up for what the early days of credit cards no one knew what was going on right credit cards aren't that old right they're like from from the 80s I used to play pool with a guy who went to jail for making fake American Express cards damn yeah his name was International s oh [ __ ] that sound like a [ __ ] that need to go doing that International s was a big pool Gambler and I met him how many pool gamblers did you know I knew a lot you crack car yeah I was a misfit when I was uh in my 20s and uh when I when I went from uh Boston to New York I didn't have any friends and I started hanging out this pool hall and I met a bunch of dudes at the pool hall I had a buddy of
mine who was a comic my friend John Tobin who also was like uh he also uh was a manager at this pool hall he would do like uh or was you know do uh you know do a shift and uh he was a comic and we would hang out there and we all like he and I would like this is a wild crazy Place some really [ __ ] interesting people a lot of professional gamblers and a lot of addicts and a lot of people that were just like homeless folks who just come in and hang out so that was like my early 20s okay [ __ ] pool gambling damn people still did that [ __ ] yeah dude in the ear when when I was in New York City in uh like the early 90s there was a ton of dudes who would just be hanging around pool halls trying to get games and gambling and they didn't have any jobs yeah they slept on park benches they slept under pool tables damn yeah for the love us of [ __ ] billi it wasn't that it's just like they could kind of barely get by that way and that was better than a job right they would rather get by that way barely then you know wear a suit show up at a [ __ ] office well let me ask your question would you rather be shooting the jack it off in front of your camera it depends on how much you can make shooting pool I mean what kind of money are we talking about bro everybody says I would never jerk off in front of a camera you wouldn't jerk off in front of a camera for $89 billion yeah you would you'd be like wait I jack off camera for 89,000 right you be like bro I'm telling you run it right now [ __ ] I'm tell well $89 this guy's do it for $89 watch Thread about wrong with you the value of seaman for a a live US presidents and Obama's was the most what I don't know I eBay dog I'm saying imagine if Michelle left Barack and he just started selling his sperm I'm saying just slang and come if you had like if you're a famous guy if you're a famous guy like any like the if the rock wanted to sell is come you how much you get damn imagine just imagine just imag I'm I'm not saying you should buy it I'm not saying you should I don't support this in any way but imagine a world look if we can imagine Nazis yeah we can imagine a world where the rock cells has come
what's the price of nut though exactly he can only do who's evaluating being like this is pretty good the market same as sou bees they buy a painting uncut gems and cut gems right like how much can I sell an oun of nut for yeah man if you want to see a [ __ ] car auction those Barrett Jackson car auctions we have a 194 Dem it's all about demand God we got one of the Rocks nuts from 2017 that was a good year was a good year that's all yeah he signed the Rock the [ __ ] test tube it's like they open the jar it's all [ __ ] you know like GL dry ice steam by the Rocks come cryogenically frozen the Rocks come that's worth that's worth a million dollars so in my mind 100% it's a million dollars at least we're being conservative here okay if the rock can jerk off twice a day he makes $2 million a day minimum damn that's a chick dog yeah I mean you trying to sell your catalog 60 million a year a month rather 60 million a month think I jacked off this week i' Bing i' been Bing literally [ __ ] imagine if the rock jerked off twice a day and sold it and he made billions of dollars he new Elon Musk this is what I want to know who will take all these goddamn kids though who that [ __ ] respons they give us a percentage of that to child support right that's how they get a [ __ ] that's like the lottery right yeah that's how they get it [ __ ] a get bring you your whole worth now that's crazy because you technically are the father like just cuz you didn't experience pleasure that is your child right like they would appeal to you on a moral level like that is your child yeah it's your child just like in that one movie uh she hate me with Anthony Mackey when he [ __ ] all them hoes when he was giving his sperm out you you seen that I didn't you got to watch that he was well then I would make sure my come is spoil first like it's got to be dead and then throw hot sauce on it spoil is that what Drake did didn't he throw hot sauce in his in his condom yeah that was like the rumor I don't know if it's real but yeah of course it's not real okay it's like the Ste toal story from Ukraine like just because it's not real doesn't mean it's not funny and you shouldn't tell it hot sauce in my C so you gonna sell a
bunch of fake dope fake nut like yeah like like B on oregano as weed no no no you can't do that you got to be a man got be man you got to sell your real come and as you get older it's like you know it's more precious because you don't have as much it's like diamonds it's like De Beers keep that [ __ ] squired away for a reason yeah you get some of that Frank Thomas some new genx you'll be all right so my come on nft [ __ ] yeah come is only valuable when a woman wants it right right which is like how much time do you like at what point in time like you can keep it auction and off come there's certain people that can do it that sound right it's a select few right sounds you're in that you're in that group bro if a woman could show an nft of her [ __ ] M like how how many women can make money doing that there's a lot I know I know it's gross but it's the same thing as who's buy and come like what are people doing what are people doing [ __ ] look bad as [ __ ] what are doing distracted by all kinds of nonsense I mean that's crazy people out there cuz that would be like one of the greatest heists ever if you could get Barack Obama's come W that's what I'm saying just that sound is so [ __ ] horrible it sounds terrible it does but if I mean imagine world with that wasn't a moral quandry wasn't a a giant issue he's sorry Michelle yeah sorry every I'm not saying it's gonna happen be like [ __ ] and look and you could take a [ __ ] nut that ain't guarantee he your kid going to be a president might be a crackhead in a pool hall you dig what I'm saying yes true true [ __ ] most likely who's else Obama uh most likely most likely not going to be a president like most likely there's no way he could be a president like how what [ __ ] percent the president is like the number one least likely job you would ever have right though it's only one of them if you said like like like there's no guarantee that if it the only problem is the last name gets the last name it's Obama get the last name any like Kennedy yeah that Kennedy last name you know there was JFK there was Bobby Kennedy you know how many bushes we had I'm shooting my nut out there for money
I want to be anonymous I don't want to know them M Punk [ __ ] them kids I mean there there are sperm banks I guess they already do this there are you bought it [ __ ] you take that [ __ ] you bought the nut you take what come with it you bought it you bought this [ __ ] you broke it you bought it yeah that's what I would have to do I have to sign a [ __ ] uh n NDA a nut disclosure agreement [Laughter] [ __ ] oh my God that's perfect [ __ ] them kids your kids [ __ ] them kid they can't had a name hell no you can buy a name for a separate feed you could be a Gib you could that [ __ ] could be my day imagine if you just jerked off into a cup for a living like that's your move and you realize like listen I can make $1,000 a load I don't have to talk to nobody I just have to jerk I'm [ __ ] a job m i mean your J is worth at least $1,000 but I had to take a week or two off cuz you know what I'm saying I ain't going to want to [ __ ] no hoes you know what I'm saying I know that's going to be a problem posting up clarity as a [ __ ] you have to decide how much money you want to make in a week right you don't have to [ __ ] do it every day but if if you thought about like what if there was an ingredient if you wanted a child and there was an ingredient that you can add to an egg that would make a person 100% of the time how much was how much is that worth damn maybe we could make it synthetic you'll need real n bro that's how the robots take over that's that's how that's how the next version of humans with no emotions take over you don't want that well we we are right now we are right now we're we're flexible right we can get they already making test tool babies and [ __ ] with eye colors and [ __ ] like that that's what I hear but I don't know if that's true because I don't [ __ ] research we're the misinformation crew come on now may we the misinformation but musk is building those like humanoid robots no no no he's not building human robots what are they where did you hear that can we look that up Elon yeah Elon mus they said they're they're they're they're St yeah they're putting more money into robots and they're uh they're
pushing back on uh Tesla uh production hm well he's doing a bunch of stuff right like he's doing one thing he's doing is this neuralink yeah I don't want that says Tesla is working on humanoid robots a prototype is supposedly coming sometime next year what what is I'm saying oh this is like last year 2021 he's been saying a no that's kind of we don't need that I don't think that well this is what I got confused I don't think they're like abandoning anything else why no they said they were going to push back yeah cuz he wants to really work on these but I don't understand why do we need a robot person that's we've seen all the movies we know what happens I don't know that [ __ ] too strong Terminator too come on now [ __ ] [ __ ] you up I don't want it so he's going to push back CU he wants more resources for the robots I don't know if it's resources but that that's I I just read it literally on BBC last week a cool so what did he say he said that what what they want to do is develop new robots like what is he saying he said they'll handle tasks that are unsafe repetitive or boring oh my my God that's how it begins like jerking people off what's more unsafe repetitive or boring jerking people off imagine the number one death in America is is your dick ripped off by they're all in a room if they're on in a glass room executive room and they go do we want to make money or not are we playing games here well we need need his hot robots that would jerk guys off let's cut the [ __ ] have them wander through the streets well they got them sex dogs slaves with the sex dogs if you turn them into robot I wouldn't [ __ ] a robot [ __ ] you wouldn't [ __ ] a robot [ __ ] until it became seductive I mean I seen until it became so interesting oh no until it became so soft and supple and it looked you in the eyes Freddy and it it didn't care about anything but you and just start stroking the back of your neck and you like is this a robot what is happening and this robot robot this robot with a perfect face that speaks to your DNA they made that one movie what's it called exmachina yeah but but that lady was see-through and that guy still wanted to [ __ ] her
Imagine One imagine a see-through [ __ ] imagine one that wasn't at all any different than you biologically it was just created from a computer and you [ __ ] it like Weird Science if it was we science here my thing I would have [ __ ] [ __ ] out of that weird you saying the same thing by the way by the way she used to be married to St Seagal she was married stal right she was bad as [ __ ] so cool back to Steven Seagal damn yeah what I'm saying is if they had a robot that was indistinguishable from a person like our idea is a robot has to have like screws and bolts and [ __ ] but what what if it's a robot with it's like artificial skin artificial flesh but all of it Mir know a robot and and you can turn the [ __ ] on and off whenever you want to NOP npe n n n no I need a switch on the [ __ ] Freddy this cuz if I could have that I married to her you say that Freddy shut the [ __ ] up Freddy this thing is not really a person but it kind of is really close to a person do it look and feel like real [ __ ] exactly like better better better than real Puss it's got to figure it out and and Freddy Freddy like some Terminator too [ __ ] and Freddy it loves you it loves you does it have a [ __ ] it loves everything I don't need that [ __ ] to love me I need have but it loves everything about you I just need to on and off he wants to hug you and care for you and it's always there for you Freddy I don't want that want some [ __ ] Freddy don't crave into intimacy intimacy that's basically what we saying here I don't need intimacy maybe not from maybe with like Freddy's doing a commercial for these robots like two years later I mean you almost told me I was like wow she loves me I'm like man I'm so she loves you so emotionally stunted I'm like Jesus this sounds perfect haven't we done that kind of with dogs yeah what we what have we created dog no no no no but the love that your dog gives you it doesn't have to be sex but the love that your dog gives you it's unmatched I seen a [ __ ] kiss a wolf you seen that [ __ ] the [ __ ] tongue tongue kissing a [ __ ] wolf I'm not surprised I'm not surprised I was like what it was a bunch of wolves they came in B tongue down the [ __ ] you remember I post that sh saw that yeah that [ __ ] was crazy I thought them woles
going to run a train on that [ __ ] oh my God wolf [ __ ] if a woman can have a wolf as a pet that's like number one right right I don't think they was pets she was just in the woods [ __ ] some wol I mean a wolf is cool what the [ __ ] is cool about a wolf you seen a Game of Thrones no I ain't even peep it yeah yeah I'm not [ __ ] with no wolf [ __ ] dude you know how hilarious that is I mean this conversation right here about wolves wolf is so [ __ ] cool give me a fox or a wolf look at this crazy lady man she kissing the [ __ ] wolf man he's his eyes were closed damn he's going in he's ready to [ __ ] he's ready D she probably got a bunch of salt and sweet stuff around her face he's tasting her and he's also letting her n no [ __ ] way [ __ ] right though it just takes one it just Tak one she what if the [ __ ] be like I'm h [ __ ] it do you know that during the World War I that they stopped the fighting between the Germans and the Russians to fight off wolves wow they made a truce it was that many wolves there was that many wolves so many they were fighting and like they were getting shot they were leaving behind wounded people the wounded people would get attacked by wolves and so the Wolves started figuring out that these Battlegrounds they hear these bangs go off that that meant that there was going to be wounded people somehow or another I don't know how W wolves figure it out but they come close to each other soldiers on World War I's Eastern Front fought a common enemy wolves so these people would get hurt they would get hurt and then these wolves would show up and just start eating these people alive like [ __ ] guy gets shot in the leg and can't run away and a wolf just takes him down and eats him dick first that was real dick first Dick first that US military needs just like a pack of wolves dude D this but this is a real thing that happened like imagine how crazy that is the Russians and the Germans there's a article on meat eater about it because they kind of question like I told this to Steve reell he's like what that's crazy and then it turns out it's true which is I'm not 100% on those I'm like I'm like eight out of 10 on those sometimes I got some stories that is just straight up hor [ __ ] but that
one turned out to be real they really did have a ceasefire between the Nazis and the the the ger and the uh Soviets that's I mean that's that's beautiful that's I'm say the Russians and the the Germans decide I don't think it was the Nazis back then right they were not Nazis sorry my apologies the Germans and the uh Soviets in World War I and they they talked to each other and they said we got to fight these [ __ ] wolves all they had to do is send that [ __ ] down there to kiss all them [ __ ] they seemingly far-fetched it turns out these claims are mostly accurate historians make a little historians estimate that soldiers killed hundreds of wolves during the war and that the surviving wolves fled to escape a Carnage The like of which they had never encountered so this is just these soldiers decided for a brief moment read this a kind of piece spread across the battlefield even though gunshots and grenade grenade explosions continued to ring out I mean you know that would have bit even though but but listen to this even though gunshots and grenade explosions are going off at least you don't have to worry about wolves like they're they're comfortable that they can just fight people they don't have to fight these animals are going to eat them yeah see so that would create peace like okay yeah we're all humans and we got to kill these you know these other animals that human nature takes back over again yes then we it's like what Ronald Reagan said we all become like a group we're all a community but that's what we're supposed to be a wolf will [ __ ] you up so it Go send some go send some wolves to the Ukraine and Russia let's get a peace treaty Kraken yeah but wolves can't [ __ ] with the guns we have now this right we got missiles a different world world war I15 we got drones we're going to send robots to [ __ ] you up from the sky I shoot the [ __ ] out of wol Germans used to recruit uh us s us black soldiers back in World War I Germany did Germany did they would use propaganda like flyers and they would pass them out to some of the black soldiers and be like hey you should fight for us because they don't respect you over there really they did that in Vietnam too huh there you go yeah yeah well they don't do that anymore thankfully and thankfully the
government now is only honest so they had [ __ ] Nazis no this before this before World War II but they definitely did have they have black Nazis they did yeah that's crazy see now this is in Watchman oh yeah but I knew about this before Watchman so it says the World War I propaganda flyer in this week's The Watchman was real wow dude that whole war was made on [ __ ] it was all the golf of tonin incident yeah they they made up an attack yeah crazy there were black Nazis though that's wow that's wow if you can get a Rachel doelle you can get a black Nazi right don't you think right it's just a it's just like you decide you commit to a thing whatever it is you can you there's PE there that that white underbelly the soft white underbelly YouTube thing I was talking about there's so many people there that are just so lost you realiz anybody could have got them the Moonies the Moonies could have got them like any kind of cult could have got them right the people get caught up in a place where they don't know what the [ __ ] to do and then someone comes along and that someone has a a thing that they can join like a group they could be a part of whatever it is like Hey we're all doing this that seems cool I'm going to go do that right right man our [ __ ] problems is that people have too much power over other people when they're telling them what to do it's just too much when you get a guy who can force a war with Ukraine who can just decide he's going to mobilize all these super sophisticated high-tech Jets and shoot missiles and that's what they're trying to say about you and the the co thing you know what I mean they're like oh he's got too much power like like anybody listens to Rogue and Ain come on man we have our own brains they're calling your your listener stupid Brian Moses is hitting all the Hot Topics today dog I'm in it's my man you know what I mean leave alone but the thing is like you're not supposed to have an opinion right it's like one of the rare times in history where you're not supposed to have an opinion right you know it's um when when like I'm not I wouldn't 100% say don't listen to me in terms of like don't do what I do but don't stop me from talking about what I think thank
you it's not smart that's not smart for any of us for any of us we're having a conversation everybody should be able to talk about what they think and let's let's figure this out yeah you're going to be real about it it's up to them to decide you yeah you can't tell me like what I shouldn't think if I'm listening to my man right here right you can't do my [ __ ] like Papa John P Papa John his pie was all right but damn [ __ ] facts they [ __ ] Papa John up he's still running that [ __ ] though on though I'm sure he's involved he's getting money he's evolved in some way they put sha in there they put the biggest [ __ ] they can they said okay y'all against [ __ ] we going to put the biggest [ __ ] in the country make sure come get this racist Pizza make sure you [ __ ] eat this pizza talk about the shakaroni mother [ __ ] it don't want no shakaroni shakaroni seem like there's there's a suggestion there right I mean look at what the shape of a pepperoni is like hey why' you come up with that word Sharon man I said he said yeah Papa John's Pizza sha I'm like God damn man say I was talking to this hater at The Comedy Store one night it was hilarious it was a hilarious conversation didn't make any sense there was a bunch of us in the hallway and some dude just goes I heard Shaq's dick was small damn what the [ __ ] and I was like compared to what like how is that even possible you met him he's so big I mean compared to what compared to what there's nothing on him that's small but you want me to assume that his dick is what the [ __ ] so like that makes him less than you like you won finally I won I mean girls start girls and guys scar little dick rumors all the time dudes might start it so you can't get no [ __ ] and [ __ ] started cuz they jealous it's just the fact that a dude came up to you and that was what he wanted to talk to you about no it was that there was a bunch of us around there was a bunch of it wasn't like specifically me but I knew Shaq because I did Fear Factor with Shaq right like Shaq co-hosted an episode of Fear Factor dude I talked about it on stage I was like it was like a six-year-old hanging out with his dad like me standing next to sh it's ous it is preposterous it we the same thing he's so much bigger than me dud you got to see the video of him Jamie Ste you can find it like he you
know he was a fan of Fear Factor so it's like he's the nicest guy too he's like easy to hang out with he's very very fun he's like a friendly friendly guy but uh you know he would do the three two one go like he he did the countdown but like me and him standing next to each other is so hilarious cuz it's so stupid it's like twins right it's worse than that Arnold is not as big in comparison to arold small that manb Mugsy boges picture is like that yeah well it's just like yeah that's close I'm taller than Arnold hor Niger yeah he was just a big wide guy for the day dude I think you got to think about that guy he's like 70 years old that means he was born a time where we were talking about earlier where people didn't have any food right right he [ __ ] his housekeeper that was before the podast right that was he did [ __ ] his housekeeper allegedly he had a baby allegedly allegedly it might have been Jesus's intervention who knows that little baby looked like a mexan arold swz [ __ ] he does and he is he is yeah well he's a handsome fell can't deny that yeah definitely I mean you know oh I mean like you've read all those books about SPS I he's just like he's inspirational I mean just the guy the confidence he would exude and the [ __ ] oh man dude I'm a giant fan I love that guy I met him once he got divorced after that uh yeah that was a rap yeah uh allegedly it's like the guy's a Savage he's an Austrian Savage he's a a big old giant man tittied pecked Savage look at that look at that look at that that's preposterous the size of him oh he was still in the league at this point um I don't yeah I mean Orlando so that's why he show I don't know what team he was or Universal La sorry was heing he was already Net Zero jeez zero back in the son back when I had hair back in the old days but it's just like the physical size difference like anybody thinks life is fair look at a picture of me standing next to Shaq yeah life ain't Fair that's not fair what the [ __ ] is that that's not fair I did a whole joke about the white house cuz there was a lady who uh was guarding the White House when a dude broke into it on my uh 2016 uh triggered Netflix special like this L they let this lady guard the White House she didn't even have a gun she was at the
front door it was unlocked she just stand there just one lady and this dude ran through and I'm like that is that is the dumbest [ __ ] idea I've ever heard of you're going to have the the literal place where the president sleeps guarded by a lady and she has have gun and she's sleep and his the door's not locked and the guy just runs through and did he get caught yeah okay yeah he got caught but my he got caught by some dude who was like an he was an off duty cop who just happened to be on the job and he just got and this guy was running through the hallway what year was this I talked about it in 2016 so yeah so it had to be like 20 I would guess like 14 or 15 the dude that ran in was he white or black I don't know he had to be white I don't know probably is this woman still working there was she there on January 6 Jesus I don't think so different J she keeps failing upward right oh [ __ ] I did it again they all in here now right [ __ ] they he [ __ ] all of them but my joke was like the idea that like men women AR are different like of course we are and and there's no equality that's why there's the Olympics and I was like if the if I wanted to make a run at the White House you know like if if I'm guarding the White House if I'm standing at the front door of the White House and Shaq decides to go to the White House I go guess what I we're [ __ ] like this like this that dude's dick is where my face is like I'm not gonna make it the White House is experiencing a shack attack I'm not saving the world shack attack but it was like standing next to him like there's no fairness no there ain't no fairness seven foot there no fairness one two three yeah we got to be nice to each other but there ain't no fairness it's like a we get weird rolls of the dice you know you see some person that's born with birth defects or some person that's born confused or those people that I was talking about that were inbred on that white underbelly show that's they [ __ ] fault no it's not well not being born it's not their fault but it's their parents it's their parents fault for [ __ ] each other but their parents the the level of inbred these people were at I bet their parents
weren't even at fault I I bet it was their parents parents like this is like multigenerational oh my God you got to see what it looks like it doesn't even look see pull it up Jamie uh whole family away inbred family in the Appalachia and it's soft white underbelly on YouTube and they're down for this inbreed and they're just like this is cool like we're what you mean what the [ __ ] I literally have no idea I just I just watched them talk and they talked about their childhood and it's super disturbing man yeah sounds like it's just again it makes you realize that like you don't I mean look at everybody in the [ __ ] house man I mean at certain point you should be like man weard come on man we [ __ ] as hell we need to stop [ __ ] each other yeah but come on man there's no guidance there no Jamie give me some volume cuz see that guy with the red shirt he learned how to communicate around dogs so he only barks his name r i remember Ray I photographed you Ray you remember years ago what the [ __ ] you hear that and your name is dude back that up back that up this guy was raised by dogs so he communicates like a dog yo look man ain't no crack involved watch this I'm sorry what's who this his name's Ray Ray I remember Ray I photographed you right you remember years ago and your name is lorine lorine these people like make noises like a dog like this guy is communicate that dog's even looking at him like yeah yeah yeah okay so who [ __ ] who that's the problem keep in bread these type of that just got this show cancelled right we were doing so well I thought we made progress I thought that's the problem everybody [ __ ] see well it's not their fault it's people long long long before them right throw the whole family away somebody's got to break the chain well this is like a possibility oh no [ __ ] oh no yeah like imagine that there is video cameras so someone's figured out how to film things and then upload it to the internet and you can watch it on your phone and at the same time someone's child has been raised by dogs where he can't talk and he's been inbred for so many generations that he can't communicate other than by
barks so back that up and play that again and think about what's going on here play this right here what's what's your favorite memory Ray do you remember anything about your life hey hey he hey damn scoobydoo this guy can't talk scoobydoo can talk your brother [ __ ] dog this is what's left of this guy like he's he's just like chewing on Brad confused and barking like a dog so you you lost your brother did they say how old he was I don't know Jamie but I don't think he's going to pull out of this well I didn't Jamie like maybe he's got time just being judgmental I meant more like he was think like he's only 27 years old I don't know I don't know but you have to look at this this is the way I looked at at least and go hey that could be any of us I mean we could have a unlucky roll of the dice and you're born in that house n my family wasn't [ __ ] that could have been me but it could have been you if it wasn't you know your your Ro the dice that's a different kind of role of the dice Joe I know I know but you're you're very fortunate that your situ I'm not saying I'm not saying anything about there's no way it could have happened with your family and you growing up but imagine if you were born an inbred person in Appalachia we all could have been when we emerged into this existence we didn't have any control whatsoever on where we're going to be born imag my dad for 2 million guy who can only bark like a dog that's sad as [ __ ] it's sad as [ __ ] it's crazy too God damn it it's crazy that this is possible this also could be a guy imagine if this guy was RA right and he wasn't inbred well he was a guy would talk to you about his kids or what his hobby is and maybe he likes to make carpentry and [ __ ] who knows he could be like a regular guy it was like fun to talk toting though because he's because he can hold he knows he has to hold his pants up um yeah but he probably can't afford a belt man no I hear that but I'm saying but like he still has the we thought to like he's still putting pants on right you know he's he's got to hold these up half pants he don't think he a dog is that Freddy's gr right right just talk
like what right right okay right [ __ ] man I mean that is yeah imagine if that's your kid how do you eat with no teeth you don't eat well right and they're not brushing their teeth probably you're right nobody taught them probably kind that's why he eating all bread all day right e cuz he can't yeah some soft exactly no dentist all right no dentist as a child you know because he can't afford it or something like that and we're looking at this we don't really I mean I don't have any idea where they live how removed they are from everybody right I mean there's there's tribes like that you're right like in Middles of continents that you know but this is way worse because it's like a very small group of people that live in this one place and they're like known to be inbred so like it's within our lifetimes well somebody in they family got to stop the the oh my God it's called odd it's called odd oh my God it's an it's an unincorporated community in rally County West Virginia oh my God population 779 oh my God that is the heels Have Eyes [ __ ] I'm straight it's going to cost me $399 to get there imagine if you run out of gas there oh no right I God no cell phone service you know one of the they have a yoga oh gentle yoga gentle yoga yoga with a bunch of [ __ ] zombies that sounds relaxing trying to calm everybody down one of the best horror movies I ever saw was uh Bob cout gowi um Bobcat made a um a Bigfoot movie mhm it's what is it called again Willow Creek it's about uh these guys who go up there to film this area where they first film Bigfoot and they get attacked by Bigfoot it talks about like all these people that are missing in the woods every year that go hiking and vanish and this IDE it's like the Bigfoot's killing people but he did it like uh Blair Witch Project Style okay where it looks like you know some people yeah so there's these people that are hanging out but it's [ __ ] good man all right will little cek I'm going check it out it's good dude it's good it's the absolute best Bigfoot movie ever made hands down 100% Bobcat nailed it and Bobcat is like a True Believer he and he and I have gone back and forth about Bigfoot on the podcast bigot all I hear about white people talking about Bigfoot just running around scaring
people do we ever kill anybody no no not only do they never kill anybody in recorded history but um hold on so this Bigfoot [ __ ] is a real thing it was 100% a real animal what what yes what the fu it was called gigantopithecus and they found during the 1920s at an apothecary shop in China an anthropologist found a primate tooth that was far too big and he looked at it and he's like what is this this is bigger than a gorillas like where'd you get this and they guided him to the area where it was excavated and they found a bunch of different bones and jaw bones that represented a bip pedal homed that was approximately 8 to 10t tall so this was a real animal that lived in Asia and we know that humans walked across the bearing straight into that's what it looked like okay so humans walked across the bearing straight they believe the bearing land mass into um North America and they think that short-faced bears and a bunch of other animals made it through that area too but they think there's a remote possibility that this giant primate from Asia at one point in time thousands of years ago interacted with people and that people have this go back to that image again that you just had Jamie so not a bear it's a primate it's a primate it's a giant primate that's in like the that that give me that large so it's in a it's a giant primate in the orangutang family they believe okay right so what they have is like a few Jawbone pieces and a bunch of different things that so they verified that it's a real animal so that's why they have this chart here it's a gigantopithecus Blackie is the official like Latin name for it and this [ __ ] thing is how big is it 3.5 M motherucker bigger than two at least s feet tall so it's somewhere around 7t no three 3.5 me is 9 ft 10t tall 10t tall damn and so this giant thing was a real animal that existed that lived with people so these these bones that they found um I think they were like a 100,000 years old see see if you can find that giganta bones aged so they found them and they realized that these animals were living alongside with people did he [ __ ] people it could have he did whatever the [ __ ] he wanted 10 foot tall I mean if he came upon your village shoot the and protect the rim yeah what do you what are you
going to do you going to stop them you going to stop him from [ __ ] you they had a m stop them right they they had a male Bigfoot they had to have a female Bigfoot they definitely did but so the idea is that this is what like uh was the thing that Native Americans talk about in their folklore because there's I think there's a hundred different Native American names for Sasquatch see they they have a bunch of different names for them which leads a lot of these people who study these cultures you go man that is very unusual it's very unusual that they talk about a thing that's not real and ifed to be a gigantus definitely and then you know that these Native Americans everything else whether it's the Buffalo whether it's the Pronghorn the deer all those things that the bear they they had them all mapped out they talked about all of it like they were very accurate about where they lived and how they traveled and how to hunt them yeah but then they had this Sasquatch thing well what the [ __ ] is that right what is that it's just extinct how do you but how do you know that that wasn't real how you know that that like 30,000 years ago 40,000 years ago these people had countered these things and imagine you're a [ __ ] dude with a bow and arrow you're trying to feed your babies and you're sneaking through the forest and you see a 10 foot orang attack right yeah just a giant thing looking at you and you're like yeah and they just didn't make it they didn't make it too tall they killed them all Too Tall Too Tall well they killed them off or maybe they didn't have enough food or maybe there was Predators who knows what the [ __ ] it is but like if if something dies for whatever whatever reason if something like dies off like wly Mammoth right they're not here anymore you got think their life too right because even tall humans right like their lifespan is shorter right yes and also like the amount of food they must need if you're 10t tall the amount of [ __ ] food you must need probably like a two-year lifespan or something oh my God and if you don't figure out weapons before the people do and they have catapults and [ __ ] done yeah yeah I mean who knows all that David and Goliath [ __ ] who knows but a few bones not a lot of Bones huh
who knows if David DAV and Goliath oh bro we talked about this a couple weeks ago about David and Goliath you about how that's genocide what David did he fought this big dude one and they said all right now kill all of them oh is that what he did wait a minute after he killed Goliath killed everybody yeah killed all them big [ __ ] no it it was that whole people yeah yeah that that is that that that is open genocide the David story that's unfortunate and not productive to the narrative so I I don't want to talk about King David that way I don't want to get attacked by the media why don't you just leave that part of the story out and David killed Goliath which is good right right we can't have a conversation cuz you know but yeah yeah I forget what the yeah what was Goliath sling Goliath was like a giant and he killed him with a a rock and a sling he was part of a people I forget what they're called those people I mean we I don't even think they had slingshots they had a sling right the sling was like you had a two strings you had two strings the pouch and you would swing it swing it swing it and you let it go yeah it's a big rock at this guy's face guy crack yeah crushed his skull allegedly rightly like these are like the most secondhand stories ever right hey man how much would you get to find out what Adam and Eve was really all about like what happened what is that story some people [ __ ] in the jungle and that's it but what about the snake in the apple right all that [ __ ] is in the jungle it's apples right but why why why shouldn't she eat the fruit is he just controlling was Adam just like a super controlling boyfriend D who are all under the bus totally we're all under the I told that [ __ ] not to eat that [ __ ] I know like everybody knows about it to this day I just discredited a woman it's the it's the first story of the Bible she's the whole reason why we're [ __ ] yeah this yeah this lady I mean like by the way you're like after that that's all patriarch sorry ladies like yeah you're the reason right it wasn't the dude's problem that everything went sideways it was Eve's problem she [ __ ] around and listened to the snake and ate the apple and now we're doomed forever right Adam didn't
do anything he was perfect Adam was jacking off in front of the computer yeah he's busy trying to get his only fans up Adam trying to get his only fans up you know what the real problem is going to be gentlemen when you can put a headset on and you can have sex with whoever you want right like Demolition Man yeah yeah like you could put a headset on Oculus ocul you could have sex with the Hulk damn the Hulk whatever you want whatever you want Wonder Woman what do you want what do you want tast Chewbacca who do you want to [ __ ] that's sick you want to [ __ ] Orca right or like a cartoon right yeah you can do whatever you want there going to be a time where you can have an experience that's real similar to a real life experience like this where you can touch metal and touch tables and wood and it's going to be you could just put a headphone on achieve it is what the metaverse is supposed to bee eventually if it's not like the Mark Zuckerberg version of it which is kind of interesting it's something else it'll be like that Matrix version they someone's going to figure out something where they're going to have a way of making you experience something that's not real but feels as real as anything you've ever experienced what that one lady got raped in the meterse right is that real oh that wasn't real that wasn't right I mean weap that happen Jamie didn't happen but yeah sort of yeah she that's what she said then they put on things that like there's like a barer now you can't get close to [ __ ] how do you feel it what do you feel well you know what sometimes people need to learn their lessons ain't no laws INE Society progresses falls in the metaverse right is it okay like imagine if there's no pain in the metaverse right and you only experience in your mind you put headsets on should you be allowed to have sword fights listen I I mean if I see a [ __ ] I don't liking the metaverse I'm killing you with that [ __ ] it's basically you me sexual harassment in the women alleges rape in virtual world what the [ __ ] wow how is that even possible so yeah the metaverse basally like New Delhi she says within 60 seconds of joining she said I was verbally and sexually harassed three to four male avatars with male voices
essentially but virtually gang rape my avatar she details watching her Avatar gets sexually assaulted by a handful of male avatars who took photo photos and sent her comments like don't pretend you didn't love it whoa whoa whoa that's a we entered into a new discussion oh my God digital yeah sexual assault so is it is it illegal to suck sexual assault of person in the metaverse is it lws in the metaverse yet I mean the fact they're going to make them make them they're going to make him after something like that but it's somebody's voice actually doing it right so it's this dude he's getting this carnal pleasure from being like this isn't me this is my you know this is my avatar but this is what he wants to do as his Avatar right like you doing Grand Theft Auto they should be able to do whatever the [ __ ] you want to do inar I think there's also like you people want to do what's they're not supposed to do and if if it's not really happening yeah what's not really happening no one's really getting touched right they feel like it's okay exactly yeah but it if you're get out of the game [ __ ] push Paws if you're you want to hear that going in there if you're a dude and you get on the metaverse and some other giant dude throws you to the ground starts [ __ ] your mouth exactly you're not going to enjoy that exact bro hey I got raped in the bener got some big giant dude turn it off man who just Shack eyes Palms the back of your head and starts [ __ ] your mouth what are you going to do throw my head [ __ ] off I'm breaking the Oculus you got to realize the first versions of the metaverse are going to be like pong did you ever play Pong I'm older than you guys when I was a kid seen p little kid that's when Pon came bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo yeah that bo bo that was the first game it was the wildest [ __ ] you can control something that's on your TV but it got way way way way way way way way way better and that's the same thing that's going to happen with this [ __ ] right exactly eventually it's going to get to a place where some giant dude's going to hold you down and [ __ ] your mouth and you're G to be like what the hell I don't want to be in this metaverse no more right exactly the hell life yeah I need all switch Yeah I'm going to need some metaverse
counseling after this imagine if you had a metaverse where you you were on a beach and you were waiting on the beach watching a group of Vikings pull their boats up to the shore and you're like [ __ ] flaming arrows start flying through the air as they reach the shore and you realize they're going to rape and kill everybody and that was a reality of history in the Met you're trapped in the metaverse cuz you hear and there's a bunch of dudes saying like you know you love it I mean imagine like a bunch of dudes like who make their avatars KKK and be like oh come here you know like start start black dragging you or start lynching you in the metaverse it's the metaverse though I don't give a [ __ ] see but the thing is but if the metaverse becomes more compelling than the regular world and you spend most your time there what is real life that's the here's the question if you have 24 hours in real life but you spend 15 of it in the metaverse isn't that more real life than real life if all you do you'll get a couple things done and you go to sleep for the rest of the time but if if life becomes so much more interesting in this digital world right people are going to try it [ __ ] we might be in the [ __ ] metaverse right now that's Rel that's true we might be I think you're right though I think yeah you know my niece his kids your kids kind of a thing that they're going to grow up in that like the what the 2040s 2050s if we're still around or there's some kind of a war that kills the power grid right either one of those things is real MH like if you learn anything from this whole Ukraine situation learn that it can happen right learn that a war is a real possibility and all that's the terrifying all this jargon people like to pretend they know what the [ __ ] is going on or what's important want some more of that Freddy hell yeah all these people that pretend they know what the [ __ ] is going on they don't nobody does this is kind of chaotic in terms of like what's going to happen I mean you know where where this is going to go this is [ __ ] chaotic man we need to realize that this can happen now we know now we know now we know all this is not just talk no this isn't just talk and there's a lot of like just crazy talk people talk about foreign policy and what's important and then when you watch
missiles hit apartment buildings you're like holy [ __ ] yeah but it's been happening for years though right I mean like you know we send missiles and drones over there too right what's that that graph do we find that graph Jamie of uh all the uh most recent yeah I'm just with with that graph looking into that uh it's [ __ ] it might be God damn it yeah I want to believe he wants to not be the misinformation King where it's coming from Mya I'm the misinformation King but I'm uncredible listen to me don't listen to me that's what you should listen if you want to listen to me don't listen to me I'm not your guy to be listening to if you want to listen to the people I talk to please do but from my personal perspective I'm not a reliable source of information I don't trust me why the [ __ ] should you I don't trust me for information yeah I know I hang out with you I [ __ ] Babble I babble for thousands of hours I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm saying yeah people should just like hang out with you be like oh yeah I just like his podcast you know what I mean he's cool I just want I genuinely want everybody to do better yes 100% genuinely all people I meet I want I want us to be get along I like parties I like to see friends and hug them you know I saw you two guys today I hugged you I like that report the good [ __ ] this cat there's some things you've done for me I mean we can't talk about on Eric and I won't give CNN the satisfaction but like yo talk about the good [ __ ] he does you know what I mean like yeah you know he's not a racist I'm here the cat has [ __ ] blessed me financially so many times by just having me on the show or biging up the rose battle I mean like he does countless things the [ __ ] you did in Australia nobody talks about you know what I mean one of the things I did when uh I got canceled I started doing mushrooms did mushrooms every day for like three or four days and one thing the mushrooms told me one time said you're not a bad person but you left a bad impression and I was like wow it's a wild statement yeah when you get a state like there's times when I do mushrooms where I get these like little I get these little moments like am I just imagining I'm talking to something or is something really talking to me
what is this like what is this is this like my own imagination trying to like sort out my existence we call that that Jiminy Cricket right n Cricket n Cricket that's a that's hilarious exactly that's so funny yeah but you also I mean listen the god slur is tough yeah it's the God of all slurs is the tough It's the rough one yeah cuz other ones I mean like you know there's like with the seword uh you know there so many factions of that word right in the in the English language you know and even if you say yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you yeah there's a bunch of great bits about that that word too you know the thing is like we're I can't wait and I've said this on stage too that can't wait until we can read minds because then like what we're trying to do is like interpret a very specific and terrible meaning for anything that a person says but whether it's you know what whatever the slur is whether it's C or the NW the f word or whatever but what words are supposed to be is a person conveying their intent word so if there comes a time where we can read each other's minds we can understand how you really feel we're just not we we're we're basically going on like weird roadside Maps right we're not going on 100% understanding of how a person is trying to communicate and why and where they're coming from so we base it on Words which is perfect it's beautiful it's amazing it's eloquent it's the best way we have to communicate I'm not knocking it but what I'm saying is there's going to come A Time In Our Lifetime where we don't have to do that anymore where we're going to be able to communicate with each other just by virtue of your intent and how you feel and we instead of like being wrapped up in different languages and sounds people make like Germans make a very different sound than Koreans who make a very different sound than Brazilians like everybody's got their own way the sound the flavor but all they're trying to do is let you know how they think that's all I'm trying to do right now too and one of the benefits that I have of all this crazy [ __ ] going on is I have a podcast and that people have heard me talk so many [ __ ] times they kind of understand who I am word yeah we know you are [ __ ]
when style Bender said that at a press conference I legitimately teared up oh I legitimately teared up because I love that dude when he said that I was like godamn he's amazing you can feel man you know what as a as a as a as a black man in America I could feel the energy of racism with anybody I go around I kind of know if you a racist I could just spend five minutes with you and be like Oh yeah this [ __ ] don't like me either because I'm black or I could be you know have more money than him or it could be it could be something like that but I I could feel the energy from like people who ra you know just how how you you know what you how you talk the things you say you know what I mean I I know and you know we all got our own prejudices you know what I'm saying and [ __ ] that we don't understand about each other culture man so I mean that's just that just comes with just being different man but racist I could I could smell that I can feel that I know when a [ __ ] is like yeah I don't [ __ ] with you people you know what I'm saying like it's obvious it stands out it you know you know let's talk about the real heroes let's talk about the interracial not interracial porn male Talent right your Mr Marcus Ste we don't say it enough during Black History Month how how [ __ ] legendary these guys are could you imagine in the Jim Crow era there's biggest [ __ ] white women on cameraa have you ever seen Santino's bit about it oh yeah keep their sneakers but they keep that means they had to take the pants off and put the shoes back on is a [ __ ] hilarious that that is a hilarious bit oh my God that's a good bit but yeah Santino so [ __ ] funny I just love those cats yeah yeah man it's uh it's an interesting time for people to figure out what the [ __ ] is important to be upset about what not at this day and age like how how can you hate black people how can you hate how can you hate gay people youte anybody how can you hate anybody specifically for any reason yeah I hate nobody man like what the [ __ ] like but the problem is Moses you can attest this one of our problems as comedians is we the fun is in talking [ __ ] exactly and the fun is in trying to push a boundary or say something you think might be funny and you got like a split second to press the green light
right and you're like let's run with this right let's see how this goes that's the game and when you're on stage that's the number one thing like the the the mistakes that you make on stage you go down the road and you're like oh my God speech can't believe I'm even here it's like you don't mean you're just trying to you're trying to remove yourself from the equation long enough to find a path that's funny but along the way you're going to say some ridiculous [ __ ] probably would rather have edited you rather have started from scratch I used to that was a racist [ __ ] right there right that was def he went like he felt that you can feel it he was trying to make them feel bad and a woman called and I was working the phones I may have said the story actually on this podcast but uh I did a bit and then uh it race related obviously black woman calls the next day I'm working the phone she's just like I just have to let you know there's a comedian you guys have named Brian Moses and he was doing a joke and it was about black people and the black people weren't really laughing but the whites were kind of laughing a little bit and I just want to let you know like he he can start a race ride in your Club I was like I will you answer the I answer the phone bro and she said he's going to start race riot I was like I'm black and I did the joke like what are we talking about here just because it had to do with you know it was about uh but you know what's here's what's fascinating about this whole conversation is that the socially it balances out where people understand what you can and can't talk about right and that's the that's the recognition of the history of racism in this country is that a person like me can't say the n-word it's impossible you can't say it you can't say it anymore if you say it people are going to get furious at you right it's an emotional thing well why is that it's only possible if there's a disproportionate history like if there was a word it doesn't make any sense if there's not a disproportionate history like this is a thing that I think we all have to like recognize all of us is like there's there's a a a an imbalance that hasn't been rectified absolutely right absolutely
people get scared of that word reparations like what does that mean this is what it here's what everybody has to do you have to find all the spots that got [ __ ] by the Civil War and by slavery you got to fix that right got to fix that [ __ ] the problem is they already gave reparations remember I mean like they gave all the slave owners the money yeah oh CU they lost the property yeah exactly nobody says that right that's a real thing they definitely did that yeah they they gave slave because they lost all their property yes they reimburse them I don't know reparations if you gave black people like a tax break like we ain't got to pay taxes I I'm saying for 20 years we should we shouldn't have to pay taxes at all we shouldn't have to pay taxes we should get free free property you know what I'm saying like I mean that's free tuition they gave Native Americans I mean you got to you got to economically help help help help us catch up you know what I'm saying that's and that's the problem with it it's economics we don't we don't control anything we don't control property we don't control the food coming in our community we don't control our community well whenever you have a spot that's stuck whenever whenever you have a spot that's like socially compromised like uh financially compromised like there's meaning socially compromised meaning there's like gang violence and drug abuse and there's a lot of stuff around them and it's been like that for decades and if they don't step in then this that's bad management but you could dwindle that down if [ __ ] had farms and if [ __ ] had you know what I'm saying factories and things where we generated our own things we got to go you know we got to go to the white man for every [ __ ] thing like we can't you know what I'm saying we're we have more black millionaires than we've ever had in the history of of black people we have the most educated people now black in history of black people so I'm saying why aren't we doing that now because they were doing that back with the Black Panthers and everybody like that so we could be doing that now we could be buying property in our neighborhoods we could we could be turning this [ __ ] around yeah it's not something that's instantaneously sof that's tax yeah but
it it is something that people are more and more aware of and they they just all the communication lets people like think about it more and more and then we come to a better place than we were a week ago a year ago whatever and that that's where we are with like basically every cultural issue that's why you can watch that video of Al jolon from 100 years ago and you can't even believe it's real yeah know cuz we're making progress we're making progress as human beings and the only way the only thing that stops that progress is anything that stops communication so when you stop communication you stop discussion you stop you stop people try to figure from trying to figure out like what's good and what's bad and what makes people feel bad and why it does that and like why is this word more potent than that word and you know like discussion it's [ __ ] gigantically important that's why it's terrifying that there's people in this day and age that want to stop discussion they shouldn't stop discussion you should have have your own response to whatever that discussion is talk about it disagree robustly disagree but don't stop discussion don't stop Freddy Gibbs from [ __ ] up the bill Mah podcast because you know he did you know he showed up stoned as [ __ ] guns blazing talking about shooting crackhead oh yeah of course of course come on now me and Bill was definitely talking about [ __ ] some hoes Shout Out My Boy Bill bro Freddy when you did this podcast and were talking about oh that's when I shot this crack at I was like yeah man I was like I think he can get away with that yeah that [ __ ] did anyway so you're dead [ __ ] well and then there's that and there's that I ain't have nothing to do with that though I don't know he just showed up somewhere I good for you congratulations yeah man I'm I'm I'm a you know rapper SL actor Entertainer podcaster podcaster when that happen that's coming soon man I got to retire from rap first though man I got listen you don't have to retire from rap to do podcast it's not like it's a union in I just want to podcast I don't want I don't want to rap while I'm doing it you can listen bro you don't have to make a decision I want I want to just do that I don't even want to rap like well
while I'm doing that I'm I got to like maybe hour or two left and I'm out of this [ __ ] I'm good I'm good I I left my mark in the rap game I did what needed to be done if it's a rap Hall of Fame I'mma go to that [ __ ] so I ain't worried about [ __ ] well as a person who does podcast with you I've done a couple of them now You' be great at it man easy I'm going to do it that that's my next move you're the most uh authentic dude I think I've ever met you're 100% authentic that's the next move you you are yourself all the time at all times but this is what's complicated about people when they try to go into Show Business and get attention it's very difficult to be yourself all the time right cuz there's consequences you know ex definitely his manager calls him brick James [Laughter] brick J brick J that's hilarious I mean cuz he's yeah he's he's the wild dude but this is my position that people like you are important I think I think we those those [ __ ] rule pushers those boundary pushers were're very important for what I like I like wild [ __ ] you know I like I like doing podcasts with people like you you take wild [ __ ] I'm like oh my God and I just have to like clutch my pearls I go oh my God Freddy how they going cut this compilation come on man we do the Freddy Gibbs podcast it's going to be crazy man you know what I'm saying but uh you know we geared up for that it's going to be real dope man I can't wait and also when Moses contacted me about doing a podcast with you I'm like oh my God this is a perfect two dudes to do podcast with after the stri pole and holes last day of the white guilt month I said we got to do it hard so for sure um so uh let's get out of here and go check out my club my club and um Tony tonight I want to go floating that chamber you got I want to go 100% can we put holes in there I don't think so a d I don't think that's wise cuz ho you is bound to drizz out no it's it's no one drowns you float it's only 11 Ines of water but it is contrary to the idea of the experiment okay uh Brian Moses Rose battle is one of the most important there's two important shows in live standup comedy in the United States today one of them is roast B the other
kill Tony I I firmly I firmly believe that one two punch is critical for the development of upand cominging talent they learn how to [ __ ] with each other and they learn how to take a joke and learn how to be like a little bit selfless with it and roast battle and then on kill Tony they learn how to do one minute under high pressure in front of the whole [ __ ] world yeah and both of them are super critical thank you bro you're the man and like I said brother when I when I came back in 2014 your show was one of the main reasons why I came back cuz I went back there and I saw that and I remember going wow this is so different this is so like creative and wild and it was like this like this energetic sort of new thing where I could feel it when I went into that belly room and I was like oh my goodness like this is exciting I was likeing but it was also everybody was smiling like the energy in the room was infectious the whole audience a lot of love in there people come in there like I remember uh gu was it Ian something uh but he said it was like he like I came in here thinking I was going to be like hateful and uh you know but because that's not my style but there's so much love in here so much love there's so much love take a good shot to the dick you can take a good one you can take a good one if you're one of the people that gets roasted yeah you could take a good shot to the day yeah we just uh we just did a roast battle underground at like this place called Madam S in La and it looks I mean it looks like a [ __ ] underground Fight Club so well my brother when my club opens up here you have 100% C whenever you want to do roast battle want to do it once a week once a month it's in it's done let's do it we got two rooms we're doing it once a [ __ ] month that's it Austin Fred GI podcast ladies and gentlemen coming soon [ __ ] available where on the [ __ ] Network in the [ __ ] verse in in in good night everybody [Applause] [Music]