Video URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHt_qPb7ULw
the jurogan experience when i was in new york city in uh like the early 90s there was a ton of dudes who would just be hanging around pool halls trying to get games and gambling and they didn't have any jobs they slept on park benches they slept under pool tables damn yeah for the lovers of [ __ ] billionaires it wasn't that it's just like they could kind of barely get by that way and that was better than a job right they would rather get by that way barely then you know wear a suit show up at a [ __ ] office well they'd be asking questions would you rather be shooting pool or jack it off in front of your camera it depends on how much you can make shooting pool i mean what kind of money are we talking about everybody says i would never jerk off in front of a camera you wouldn't jerk off in front of a camera for 89 billion dollars yeah you would you'd be like oh wait i'll jack up the camera for 80 000. right you'd be like bro i'm telling you right ready right now [ __ ] i'm saying that yeah for 89 dollars just guys you do it for 89.00 the value of semen for uh a live us president and obama's was the most what did you get on ebay imagine if michelle left barack and he just started selling his sperm i'm saying he's just slang and [ __ ] if you hadn't like if you're a famous guy if you're a famous guy like any like the rock if the rock wanted to sell us come see how much he gets damn imagine just imagine just imagine i'm not saying you should buy it i'm not saying you should i don't support this in any way but imagine a world look if we can imagine nazis yeah we can imagine a world where the rock sales has come what's the price of nut though he can only do two today who's evaluating to being like this is pretty good the markets same as sotheby's like how about they buy a painting uncut gyms and cut gyms right like how much can i sell an ounce of nuts yeah man if you want to see a
[ __ ] car auction at those uh barrett jackson car auctions we have a 1940s it's all about demand we got one of the rocks nuts from 2017. that was a good year that's a good year that's like yeah signed the ross he signs the [ __ ] test tube it's like they open the jar it's all [ __ ] you know like glas wood dry ice steam by the rocks cryogenically frozen the rocks come that's worth that's worth a million dollars so in my mind 100 it's a million dollars at least we're being conservative here okay if the rock can jerk off twice a day he makes two million dollars a day minimum damn that's a check dog yeah i mean you're trying to sell your catalog 60 million a year a month rather than 60 million a month many times i jacked off this week literally imagine if the rock jerked off twice a day and sold it and he made billions of dollars elon musk that's what i want to know who will take out all these goddamn kids though does he have to give us a percentage of that to child support right that's how they get it that's like the lottery right yeah that's crazy because you technically are the father like just because you didn't experience this pleasure that is your child right like they would appeal to you on a moral level like that is your child yeah it's your child just like in that one movie uh she hate me with anthony mackie when he [ __ ] all them hoes when he was giving his sperm out you said you seen that i didn't you got to watch that he was well then i would make sure it might come as spoiled first like it's got to be dead and then throw hot sauce on it isn't that what drake did didn't he throw hot sauce in his in his condom yeah that was like the room rattle up is real but yeah of course it's not real okay it's like the stephen cigar story from ukraine like just because it's not real doesn't mean it's not funny and you shouldn't tell it
[Laughter] oh that's awesome so you're gonna sell a bunch of fake dope fake nut oh yeah like like you know smashing base on oregano as we no no no you can't do that you got to be a man you got to be a man be a man you're going to sell your real [ __ ] and as you get older it's like you know it's more precious because you don't have as much it's like diamonds it's like the beers they keep that [ __ ] squirreled away for a reason yeah you get some of that frank thomas from new jennings you'll be all right so might come on nft [ __ ] yeah comes only valuable when a woman wants it right right which is like how much time do you like at what point in time like you can keep it often enough come on yeah there's certain people that can do it that's right that's right it's a select few right you're in that you're in that group bro if a woman could show an nft of her [ __ ] like how how many women can make money doing that there's a lot i know i know it's gross but it's the same thing as who's buying income like what are people doing what are people doing [ __ ] will buy that [ __ ] what are people doing they're distracted by all kinds of nonsense i mean that's crazy people out there because that would be like one of the greatest heists ever if you could get barack obama's calm wow that's what i was saying that's what i'm saying so [ __ ] horrible it sounds terrible it does but if i mean imagine a world where that wasn't a moral quandary it wasn't a giant issue he's sorry michelle yeah sorry i'm not saying it's going to happen but that's not going to be like [ __ ] this look and you could take a [ __ ] that ain't guaranteed your kid gonna be a president but it might be a crackhead in a pool hall you dig what i'm saying yes truth true most likely who's elsa obama uh most likely you're most likely not going to be a president like most likely there's no way he'd be a president right like what [ __ ] person the president is
like the number one least likely job you would ever have right though it's only one of them yeah if you said like like like there's no guarantee that if the only problem is the last name if he gets the last name it's obama get the last name any like kennedy's yeah that kennedy last name you know there was jfk there was bobby kennedy you know how many bushes we've had i'm shooting my nut out there for money i want to be anonymous i don't want to know them about punking [ __ ] them kids i mean there are sperm bodies i guess they already do this they're they're [ __ ] you take that [ __ ] you bought the nut you take what come with it you bought it you bought this monster you broke it you bought it yeah that's what i would have to do i had to sign a [ __ ] uh indiana yeah yeah a nut disclosure agreement [Laughter] oh my god that's perfect imagine if you just jerked off into a cup for a living like that's your move and you realize like listen i can make a thousand dollars a load i don't have to talk to nobody right i just have to jerk i'm [ __ ] a job ma i mean your jizz is worth at least a thousand dollars but i had to take a week or two off because you know what i'm saying i ain't going to [ __ ] the hoes i know that's going to be a problem clarity is above you you have to decide how much money you want to make in a week right you don't have to [ __ ] do it every day but if if you thought about like what if there was an ingredient if you wanted a child and there was an ingredient that you can add to an egg that would make a person 100 of the time how much was how much is that worth damn maybe we could make it synthetic you'll need real nuts bro that's how the robots take over sure that's that's that's how the next version of humans with no emotions take over