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the jurogan experience what's the um what's the the new dictator of north korea you don't like kim jong-un yeah what's his daddy name kim jong-il kum kim jong-il okay um kim jong-il i was having a discussion about kim jong-il you don't like this whoever plays golf apparently he was just he was such an amazing man and this this is like kim jong-il this is like in his official documents like this is the things that he'd done in his official documents that apparently when kim yong il was born all the birds in north korea started singing in korean apparently but i wasn't there i can't i can't verify or deny i was there apparently apparently birds in north korea they can speak a dialect maybe brooklyn birds rap i don't know but this is what i know that people gonna understand kim yong il apparently yeah 11 holy ones first time ever playing golf first time ever i was reading this i know white men have lost a mind if they ever read the [ __ ] 11 holes in one first time ever playing golf he shot 38 under 11 holes in one at the 7 700 yard championship course at pyongyang in the very first golf round of his life according to north korea state media this was in 1994 when kim was 52 years old even more impressive kim stood just five foot three yet he was able to overpower a course as long as any ever played in major championship history who knows how good kim could have been if he had taken up the sport earlier oh oh can you find can you go down and find in 2000 this man is amazing in 2011 apparently in korea it caught in the official documents he created and invented the burrito in 2011 and then when i was reading that all the rest of that [ __ ] i was okay with because i wasn't there but when he claimed that he created the [ __ ] burrito i lost it
i was like what you in and what does it say oh this is the videos doesn't it's not related to the oh it's not okay just the video is unrelated but kim jong-il invented in this burrito you didn't fit no damn burrito i'm gonna eat burritos all my life yeah when was the burrito officially invented it's got to be hundreds of years old came up with the burrito in 2011 before he died before he died of a heart attack i found the old blockbuster movie because apparently i was having a blockbuster night inside that movie it was a receipt from 1999. on that receipt i ordered a taco supreme which they got rid of which i'm still mad at taco bell about that [ __ ] i'm saying and two burritos so that's in 1999 so how the hell did he invented 2000 i was pissed i said [ __ ] kim yo ill like it's lying ass can you imagine being over there and having to go along with that though they have to go along with everything over there like when he died they had to cry for days and days and days and if you didn't cry enough they put you in jail for six months it felt like you weren't crying enough they just put you in jail that that was [ __ ] [ __ ] man imagine growing up there how are they how are they measuring your tears you have to keep crying you have to you ever see it they're wailing like like acting like oh throwing it left this watch they show the people on the streets the people on the streets were just wailing there they are look at them they're just screaming and wailing i just i don't know i don't want to be drinking nothing at this time because see they have to do this like they have to scream and cry i had this lady on yonemi park man yeah that guy's going to jail straight to jail they probably found him that guy yeah you're [ __ ] buddy three island
[Applause] foreign sideways he's like what the [ __ ] is going on these one dudes are like hey man they can arrest me you know that right because we're not crying look how they got old-ass cars too they're taking them around like a 1979 lincoln look at that car that's ridiculous you imagine but that's probably the best cars they have over there like they're not inventing cars over there right i don't think that's an old ass [ __ ] car i had this lady young me park and she escaped from north korea when she was 13 years old made it to china it's a terrifying story terrifying story she was basically sold into sex slavery so was her mother she was 13. made her way through china and eventually got to europe and eventually got to south korea uh south korea eventually got to europe and then to america but it's a crazy story being in south korea and going to perform for the troops when they were they were still in the active considered active zone and the bus the bus we were on the street was right you can see north korea you can see how their fences and all their military stuff and the guns were following our little van because it's like this street you're going up into this to these mountains and the dude's like yeah they they keep an eye on us and we keep an eye on them it's like this is the line and when we went to perform it was like all these dudes were just ball headed dudes just like in this like yeah we in the field like so and in the middle of my performance they got cut short because they had to go back out or something it was like but you see the people who in the quote quote-unquote going into an active zone and performing and this black lieutenant she was like thank you for
coming in she was she was like just she was over this squad she was like real tough lady she gave me this coin this is a combat coin that they talk true thing thank you but we have to go we appreciate it that's how she was talking just like that i wasn't like i'm not making fun of her voices [Laughter] appreciate you and they was gone like damn and as we was riding back they're like yo man this [ __ ] for real and you see it's like you see it on um on the movies but you don't ever see the actual rolls of razor wire laid on the ground and on the top and these spikes that's up in the big-ass guns and a tower and you can see them like damn and you and somebody escape they gotta go through that type of [ __ ] imagine if you were on like the del rio border and you see guns like the mexicans had guns pointed at america we got guns pointed at them how [ __ ] strange is that area north korean south korea is nuts