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the jurgen experience i'm watching this trial like it's a cautionary tale it's a cautionary tale about believing in [ __ ] like forming a narrative in your head like we're rebels together we're gonna yeah you know it's that's what i felt like about anthony bourdain in his relationship too that crazy woman but and then you're seeing it all play out in court like you've seen all the crazy come out you know do you know the fact like he talked about her [ __ ] in his bed yeah yeah it's great so hot it's do you think no no no right it's a real real problem hard to forget it's a real problem that's hard to forget but she said that she used this specific makeup to cover all of her bruises that johnny gave her which is not true specific makeup and that specific well the problem is it was a specific makeup it turns out that the company didn't even make that makeup at the time that she was claiming she was using it oh wow that's great really yeah but that's what happens with people like that yeah people that are just completely manipulative and full of [ __ ] like that doug stanhope knows her his dan helps stanhope's buddies with uh johnny depp and he wrote something about you know like i forget what he wrote i think he wrote like a little essay about how full of [ __ ] she is and she threatened to sue him and i think he had to wind up taking it down i hope i'm not [ __ ] that up but uh he knows her he knows her well and he's like she's out of her [ __ ] mind and i'm like like like a crazy actress he's like yeah like those are real of course there's a ton of them there's a lot of them that's why they're good that is why they're good yeah they're great actresses they're just like crying oh yeah yeah it's the whole johnny depp thing is just he was famous when he was 20. and i don't think you get any kind of perspective like that i think you're [ __ ] it's like it's like making cement but you don't add in all the ingredients and it's like oh it never cured right yeah
well i i mean johnny dep what happened he looks it's rough it's 55 years of coke [Laughter] he's not 75. he looks great for what he's doing he's like 60 right we have it that he started after he's already started doing cooking how old is johnny's up he's got to be 60. what is he 58 58 50. he looks like it's 55 years of donuts coke it would make you look thin and now well he's not athletic he's not like working out yeah he's not taking care of himself and for a long time at least he smokes cigarettes i don't know if he still does but all those factors they contribute to poor health he's he the outfits aren't great either where is she shopping yeah he's uh both of them right yeah she's copying him supposedly she like mimics his outfits what's going on here uh i just had a weird tie on oh it's just white just white that looks like it's for it's very short i think that's a vest yeah okay okay it's tucked into a vest oh okay that is a vest yeah it's hard we're looking at low resolution photos i mean the whole thing is just he has a bob here's the problem even if he wins she doesn't have any money like if he gets 50 million dollars in a settlement the only good thing is everybody knows now and this is a good thing this is one of the reasons why it's good that you did this everyone knows now like there's something wrong with her yeah like there's something wrong right there's some sort of like mental issue whatever there's a lot of mental issues and you said she [ __ ] in his bed see i didn't say that they said that who's they the people on the news [Laughter] well they're always right that's what i found out the last year okay so they said that she [ __ ] in his bed for what reason to mark territory johnny depp testified my vampire heard ate a cheesy gordita crunch from taco bell before
breaking news [Laughter] okay let's see that might be fake news we're going to find out whether or not amber heard [ __ ] in the bed next on the joe rogan experience [Music] newsweek okay clips of johnny depp accusing amber heard of defecating in bed go viral imagine what a slow week for news newsweek is like [ __ ] syria forget about the ukraine let's let's find out children's hospitals being blown up in ukraine but let's find out if she [ __ ] in his bed look at him i'm on my side of the bed was human fecal matter let me hear how he says it it wasn't a good time human fecal matter jesus christ um so i understood why it wasn't a good time to go down there she was sitting on one side of the couch i was sitting on the other she that's when she was trying to explain a few things about coachella and then the fecal [Music] delivery and say saying that it was the dogs and i i could i'm sorry i could not agree with her i've lived with those dogs i picked up their fun it was not the dogs [Laughter] look at his face first of all he's this is a big win for johnny depp and a big loss with pirates of caribbeans how about [ __ ] you guys you got rid of the best [ __ ] pirate you've ever had for a crazy lady you [ __ ] up fecal delivery vehicle delivery daddy i just made fecal delivery can you change me what's fecal delivery that's a nice way of saying in court she [ __ ] the bed because you can't say that i made a fatal delivery what happens if he said she [ __ ] in my bed in court did they kick you out did they get mad at you she made a dump
i bet you could say dump she dumped excuse me objection [Laughter] the defendant is using slang she [ __ ] [ __ ] in my bed yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] in my bed did you see him smirking that's what made me laugh so hard through all of this but this is like what what can happen to a guy like that if you get caught up in that romantic idea that this is my woman and he didn't even sign a prenup he was worth like 300 million oh my god he didn't sign a prenup what an idiot you know what then he like uh amber's uh insisted we were in love we wouldn't need him and like i didn't expect her to take [ __ ] [ __ ] in my bed how long were they even married for 11 days i just said they're in virginia and fairfax virginia that's where the court is yeah i wonder if it's like favorable for plaintiffs there you know because it's a civil though it's a civil case where he's suing her for 50 million dollars it's like a defamation case the thing is it's like there was a video or an audio recording that came out where she was admitting to hitting him she was admit like she changed this narrative and the way she was talking about it publicly is that he was abusive and that she you know she was just this victim she tried to protect him by not telling anybody and then there's i think that's roughly it and then there was this audio recording that he had secretly recorded where she's talking about hitting him and he said you punched me and he said uh i didn't pinch you i hit you i didn't punch you i hit you that's a good voice no you punch me no i did it i didn't punch it yeah you did no i did it you totally punched me you totally punched me no i didn't i just i like brushed against you and you deposited feces in my bed i think the finger argument when she cut his finger off this is the dumbest [ __ ] [ __ ] i've ever yeah where was they what were they arguing about i want to say it might have something to do with the prenup
the the finger argument i think it was about the depositing of feces can you imagine if it was the other way around if the woman had 300 million dollars and the guy was like cutting her finger off because she wouldn't sign a prenup he'd be put in jail for the rest she threw a [ __ ] bottle at him why did she find out please because i don't want to get sued he painted with the blood on his finger after it was cut during a fight with her during the testimony of violent argument australia 2005 heard through claimed resulted tip his finger being cut off was it but what was the um what was the reason for it heard threw two vodka bottles on at him and when one exploded sliced his finger to the point where the bone was exposed oh what was the argument about i think the argument was a boy then he then just says what he wrote on the mirror what had to do with billy bob reminders billy bob and easy amber oh no billy bob thornton [ __ ] her that guy's just done he [ __ ] he [ __ ] jolie he [ __ ] her which is so i mean i would kill the [ __ ] angelina how much would you kill there's like a puppy um like a whole kindergarten [ __ ] class [Laughter] of my own children well back then too she was super young she was smoking hot and they were doing the blood thing where they took each other's blood and put it in a vial and hung it around their neck yup yup they must have been doing wild [ __ ] together yeah sometimes them couples them fiery couples stabbed them together they get together that's what happens oh yeah yeah they mix they mix liquids and yeah [ __ ] throw bottles at each other yeah and [ __ ] bash each other's heads into the wall [ __ ] in each other's beds [ __ ] we're partying we're rock stars [ __ ] [Music] billy bob billy bob thornton insists he didn't sleep with amber heard he says it's not true oh that's what he says well if he's saying that it's probably not true her eyes her eyes look it's crazy look in her eyes yes or
he wants to [ __ ] [ __ ] again oh yeah and he he's like i didn't but i will now maybe he wants a [ __ ] again maybe he's single and like she contacted him like this is a [ __ ] like [ __ ] joke he's doing this to me and it's like it's so dramatic yeah listen that sucks listen uh don't worry i mean i'll just cover for you if you want to deposit feces in my bag well okay figal delivery the [ __ ] it's like we're getting a chance to see through this will smith thing with jada pinkett through this johnny depp thing with amber heard like these you can't they're not just like protected by publicists anymore it's not like they can just hide and you think of them as these impossible people who are without flaws and then when they die you like see the autobiography and you're like oh dude john crawford was [ __ ] crazy right that's so true