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the jurogan experience but i was going to bring up have you seen the new um the batman yes how do you feel i loved it you did you hated it i hated it tell me why okay first of all he's total limp dick like he doesn't even bang [ __ ] zoe kravitz at the end who's like the hot ass i kissed her at least did they french did he francher i mean it was like a real kiss very chaste so here's what i think he's got he's got no dick and balls he's a reluctant do you really think he has no digging no dick and balls because he's a reluctant hero and nothing aggravates me more here's who batman is he's [ __ ] bruce wayne he's a multi-millionaire he enjoys being batman he enjoys his cars he enjoys being the powerful hero he puts on the suit i'm batman remember [ __ ] uh vicki vale and the guy the who's the beetlejuice when beetlejuice was batman yeah michael keaton michael keaton crushed it and he crushed puss and he was a virile male this batman is like good [ __ ] feelings his hair is in his eye and like what are you doing wipe your [ __ ] and go be a hero wow same with spider-man did you see that horse [ __ ] you didn't like spider-man either they're all [ __ ] crying the whole time why are they crying there's multiverse there's multiple spidermans and they're all [ __ ] having their periods at the same time i don't want to see it show me men i want my heroes you like the hulk i love the hulk because that's the dichotomy of human nature that's the that's jekyll and hyde it's a very traditional story i love the hulk his big green hulk [ __ ] i love him yeah look at him now yeah this is smart i liked him oh you know who i loved the christian bank christian bail was the best batman that was the best one he was he was pretty good i liked robert pattinson's batman so tell me i thought it was good i loved rob robert patterson you're missed the vampire it's suspect he was great in that too it's suspension of disbelief you know like you have this it's you're watching a goofy ass movie about a weird fake world you know where a guy can like [ __ ] shoot a grappling hook to the
top of a building and it pulls him up you know it's like you have there's a lot that you just like take for granted is nonsense yeah the thing about batman has always been that batman was just a rich guy that that had access to all this money so he could buy all this [ __ ] and and do these things yeah which works in a comic book it really works in a comic book because in the comic book like you kind of got free license for him to create like a [ __ ] nuclear reactor that he could put on a jet ski and you know what i mean like yeah batman has all the money he can do whatever he wants but in in movies you're like why is he kicking everybody's ass how come nobody gets them how come three guys don't gang up on them take them down and stab him and they're shooting you know rounds and rounds at him no one in [ __ ] gotham can shoot a gun he's bulletproof you just don't shoot him in the chin oh [ __ ] that's right question so batman could have been he could have been iron man but he chose not to be because that's what iron man is that's a very good point right good point very good point i don't think batman is quite as smart as iron he doesn't have the heart thing which keeps us bigger iron man is smarter tony stark is like a legit like super genius back and then he gets raised he hired people to make it yeah tony stark is a guy who became rich what do you want i want water oh that's water in there tony stark is a guy who became rich because he was brilliant i like that the batman guy he's just rich yeah in here inherited yeah he got it from his parents but bruce wayne is not like a brilliant he's not a super genius that's a good point that's the most but here's the deal so i also i have a very hard time feeling bad for rich characters like oh i'm an orphan well who cares we all are okay a lot of us had shitty parents so you've got millions of dollars go have fun right go have fun with this batman i found him to be very just faye and like but no one was having fun in the whole movie the whole movie was my mom died everyone's dead coke's everywhere so the whole movie but the whole movie was dark yeah it's a [ __ ] bummer man i'm i don't want to be bummed out
i want fun show me some life who's your favorite um like superhero character in films i don't like superman because he's too american pie i like a little darkness my favorite's blade go ahead blake can you bring a blade i'm not even sure yeah yeah he's dope he killed vampires i like vampires i'm 100 on his side okay plus he's a day walker he's part vampire how does this work so how does this work his mother was bit while he was in the womb so how did he can walk during yeah you can walk during the day but he's got vampire powers but they have to keep giving him injections of blood because he uh he wants to kill people and eat them but he doesn't because he's a good guy and he knows karate dude i can see all of this lining up for you yeah it's my 100 favorite i like that dude yeah wesley snipes was [ __ ] badass as blade 2 was perfect because i was a fan of blade the comic book where he uh had teak weapons he used a really hard wood because vampire's gonna put steak through their heart yeah so he had teak steaks that he carried with him