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the jurgen experience then i wonder when they started doing drug tests like when did they first start i think i think 80s i don't think they did it in the 70s you know i don't think so um no they probably didn't have drug tests back then yeah you know back then i bet coke was real coke you got coke i bet it was clean yeah they probably didn't even now you can't [ __ ] can't touch it what does it say here president ronald reagan worst workplace drug testing started off after president ronald reagan required it for federal employees in 1986 and it peaked during the drug war of the 1990s [ __ ] reagan 86 yeah he probably saw daryl strawberry.good and he's like enough of this [ __ ] that was the first steroids of sports was the coke of sports because they all did it right well i bet get baseball players apparently they all like to do uh amphetamines that was gonna say yeah yeah that was dope yeah well baseball players that's probably one of the most performance-enhanced sports yeah with with all the [ __ ] steroids and the the apparently they all like uh adhd medication yeah something about it makes you focus and and what it does is too you play through injury you don't feel the injury so you have you have a little tear so guys that were at the plate if they had a little tear in their elbow and shoulder didn't wow it didn't matter and their hand-eye coordination was that's why barry bonds barry bonds was so barry bonds hall of famer before he did it then he saw everybody doing it and then he did it again i was sitting courtside nick i got hammered at the i uh uh i'm good friends pete davidson is a good friend of mine and he was at snl he goes dude come down we got to take and i'm a die hard knicks for die hard knicks because i'm a yankees giants but i've won with them my my problem child is the is the knicks and i got my son into it and [ __ ] and we go down and i'm sitting next to this guy and he's got his hair slicked back and everybody's coming up to him and he's got the beard and i'm looking at this guy and i'm
drinking [ __ ] they just pour vodkas and i'm just i'm [ __ ] hammered courtside and this guy and i know this guy is so at halftime they take you back to everybody's drinking and eating so finally like yeah the guy you're sitting next to is um the mets the new manager the mets mickey calloway and i was like oh okay cool that's who it is so we just start talking we're shooting the [ __ ] and everything and i go all right and i'm hammered now so now i like all of the what you shouldn't do i'm doing yeah i go can i ask you a question he goes please please he's a nice guy best baseball he was uh before he was a mets manager he was a pitching coach for the indians and now the guardians which is [ __ ] awful name but um he said uh like who's the best baseball player you've ever seen live in all of the years you've been in baseball and he just leaves back and he goes oof and then he just goes oh barry bonds he goes nobody in history made a pitcher pay for a mistake more he goes if a pitcher made one [ __ ] mistake by an inch over so imagine that guy on roids and he was imagine yeah yeah yeah he was but he was that guy he was that guy before and then he was on it right so now there's barry bonds monster barry bonds no injuries no you know nothing's going to stop him hand-eye coordination better more power that guy yeah i mean how many they all did it right mark maguire sammy sosa they were all on the sauce you could kind of look at the ones that did a certain way because they were square i was in a [ __ ] elevator with gary sheffield i was like he was like a book dresser he was like a [ __ ] he was just just you could tell that these guys were just different i met kenseiko in 1986 i was uh a fitness trainer at uh the boston athletic club i'd like to teach people how to lift weights and [ __ ] and uh oh yeah jose canseco came in like the peak of his popularity he was a [ __ ] giant he was so big i couldn't believe how big he was like i
i knew he was you know you see him on tv he's an athlete but you see him in real life he's like 260 pounds it was [ __ ] huge yeah gigantic actually i don't know if sheffield did it but he looked like that i don't know if who got who was the big oh then the guys that denied it in front of congress oh what happens with them did they go to jail for that you know it was funny everybody that admitted it was it was like okay but the guys that were like remember rafael pomero he goes i he [ __ ] like pointed at the guy he goes i never never and like he did the problem with that is if you lie about something like that so emphatically no one's ever gonna believe you again like if you get an argument with your wife i was with tommy we went to the [ __ ] game i drove straight home i got stuck in traffic get him that's the point pointing i get him yeah he looks like he's on roy's right there that's probably why he's pointing oh there's a [ __ ] there's a bobblehead doll of him pointing and what i've never used steroids mark mcguire did mark mcguire did this one he just goes they go mark did you do you know did you use steroids in this and he just goes i'm not here to talk about you know the past i'm here to talk about the future and that was his way of just being like let's let's clean the game up nice yeah after i've made my money let's clean the game up let's bring everybody's home runs down to a normal manageable level yeah my wife knows that i'm lying dude she's my wife and i've been together for [ __ ] 20 almost 20 years and married almost 15. and when she has me dead to rights she just looks and we both know don't do steroids in front of her then no or don't lie about it those guys like if you think about it they made baseball more interesting though like it's so stupid that they busted them for that they should have been just like everybody shut the [ __ ] up everybody shut the [ __ ] up you brought baseball back but why did they make a big deal out of it who gives a [ __ ] if they're doing steroids i just think when it goes from 40 home runs is a good season to 90 it's just people getting better
cars are getting faster now why did it go to congress though it's pretty weird it went all the way i think it shouldn't go because baseball's our national game that's why because like if that happened with like pick a sport darts do you think anybody give a [ __ ] dart players are doing roids you know bring them to congress [ __ ] bocce ball players yeah yeah like why is it that it's got to be that baseball's a national sport i don't think they would have done that with anything else they definitely would have done with football because they know everybody's juiced up on football you