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the jurogan experience i really enjoyed when we did that i mean it was a whole different yeah but like not even the challenge aspect i mean that was cool too but getting into something that i didn't really do before and i i do miss it i do like i like the feeling of completing one of those passes yeah we we uh got to get bert on the sober october train this year we can't miss this one he needs to get sober i'm down because i want to see i mean he's so much more of a drunk than he's ever been before right wouldn't you agree he's out of control he's out of control what happens is he uh you know it's not unlike i think anybody that maybe tours is that his wheels fall off on tour i mean you know that happens to a lot of people you get home you get grounded all right and he but he tours a lot so what happens is you know the party guys on the road it's to be a [ __ ] party yeah he put a post on the instagram he texted me to telling me about it he's like i'm going to lose weight i'm going to do this i've got my goals and this is this and then uh he goes but i'm back on the road in two weeks i'm like [ __ ] yeah you ain't doing [ __ ] you're gonna have getting jacked this month he's gonna have money one hard workout and he's gonna be really tired and he's like i deserve a drink there's a video of him that he put up on his instagram and it's i think it's from him on the podcast on this podcast talking about how much he loves drinking i'm never going to quit drinking always i love it i love it i love when someone says he gives a couple of speech he has a couple of those i know what it was from it was from some it's called the sunday podcast yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's it yeah where he does this really yeah he's done on this one too but on that one it yeah he he does it almost it feels like a coach right right right yeah half time you're going to win this [ __ ] chance he's evangelizing yeah yeah he does this thing sometimes where he's totally serious where we'll be together i'm like how you doing like we just first sat down how you doing he's like good good i've been drunk in a while
feel good gotta go like when's the last time you drank he'll go tuesday i'm like that's not that long ago that's two days ago yeah drinking yeah i will never quit drinking i will always make sure that i can keep my body healthy enough so that i can always drink i love seeing a sunrise with a cocktail seeing a sunset with a cocktail having friends walk into your house with a bottle of wine getting on a plane can i get you something double jack on the rocks lots of rocks i love the moment someone says hey we should get a drink and you and you're not supposed to that feeling it's like a first kiss you don't get that first kiss kisses when you're married you get to have those first drinks at a brunch someone goes should we do mimosas and then the waiter goes actually we have bottomless mimosas and you're like this is gonna be the best day ever dude you just hyped me the [ __ ] up speech yeah yeah that's pretty inspirational i should speak at aa meetings he's crazy but it's also yeah he's built different he really is actually he really is a [ __ ] hell of an athlete if he wasn't a drunk that's the total 100 truth like when you played him tennis [ __ ] unbelievable yes it wasn't even here's the thing he didn't really prepare for that and he also showed up hungover and with beers on him like in a in his hoodie pouch and i was like are you okay he's looking pretty hungover oh what it was too because he actually has um he played he was a really good baseball player right he has really good hand-eye coordination um and that his serve was i'm not joking is phenomenal really his serve was phenomenal for somebody that's also not actively playing and he could do things like you do kick serves and like he could put spin on it and he was serving impressive impressive for anybody who plays tennis but especially for someone who's not even playing all the time yeah [Laughter]
let me see this is like give me some volume let me see if he's like nope didn't like that one well he's maybe but this is like him still figuring it out right that's that's a light that's not an example did we just start this match off with an apes he gets so much and this is my [ __ ] gay sir hold on this is like okay this is really bad but i can't play tennis at all so this was impressed when when you see him actually serve next kids around this is so i'm sure horrific to watch but it's so bad i mean this is like watching two blind people [ __ ] yeah [Music] when he uh when he got after it i guess that didn't have it there um but yeah so anyway i had i had a tennis coach there a like a really good player and after the match he's like dude he goes i'm sorry because he coached me and i go what he goes he has a legit d1 college serve and i go what he goes yeah that is [ __ ] really impressive i had no idea wow he would have that but he does have he has athletic gifts for sure he does if he wasn't a fat [ __ ] if he wasn't a fat [ __ ] he'd be a hell of an athlete the only actually you know that the thing that would completely change that guy is it's obvious but it's his it's his caloric intake right like he yes he's had a surplus every day right it's surplus food a surplus drink if he was like i if you told him you have to cut this out right your life's gonna you're gonna die he would [ __ ] look unbelievable like the weight loss challenge when you guys the first sober october we did was just a weight loss channel but even that he did it the bert way right which is like he crammed two weeks out he's like i'm gonna starve myself like that's how he did it he didn't do it like you know and did he even starve himself i think he just dehydrated yeah he dehydrated himself he probably skipped a bunch of deals he has a skinny formula which is
what yeah he goes you want you want to be skinny yeah because what you do is you drink you take a xanax what yeah he's like you sleep and then you wake up skinny because you haven't eaten in like 15 hours i'm like yeah you could just be awake and not eat [Laughter] you know what a bizarre way of handling it yeah it's just his mind man oh god such a kid thank god he's a comic right mm-hmm imagine if that poor [ __ ] was like some salesman somewhere yeah just be hating life waiting to get drunk oh i could see him totally working at like a tackle shop you know it's like somewhere like you need bait you need some get some worms here for you and he would just be tipping one back on the job and yeah it's fine he works at a bait shop you know maybe maybe they'd fire him who knows you put the worms where the [ __ ] lures are supposed to be yeah he's just yeah there's like there's certain people that you can't imagine them being anything other than comics yeah for sure he is he is our john daly oh yeah for sure that's definitely who he is yeah that's our john daly but it's but what i worry is that it's like so attached to his persona right he has that thing it's not uncommon where he goes i don't want to disappoint people they're here to see the machine they want to have a drink they want to party with me and he's not he doesn't want to let them down you know well he'll let them down when he dies yeah that's going to be a letdown that would suck the thing is like you can't live long like that yeah i know nobody lives long like that no you you live but i know you're you're in a weird race with obviously he has great genetics he does he does so for drinking his genetics are fantastic yeah they really are because he doesn't even when he's really drunk he's pretty [ __ ] coherent there's times where i didn't know and then also it's revealed he's like i've had 85 drinks yeah
he's like i drank like these two bottles of whiskey and 45 beers i'm like what and then i'll be like oh yeah he's like check this out and he takes clothes off i'm like oh okay like now but i didn't know a moment ago when we were talking